making a thread for alexander edition
*reads plato and pretends to understand it*
hmmm
>>77130684
epic, upvoted
>>77130665
Weird that he looks so much like that "iberian irish" caricature in everything other than the "walks towards you" classic
>>77130654
This image truly captures the suffering of mankind
>Rhodri Colwyn Philipps called Gina Miller a 'troublesome first generation immigrant'
The new moohaio motorway
____ ___ ___ __ ________ ________
hate going to a house party with the lads
they all reveal that they're virgins to me and it's like a pack of hungry cats begging me for scraps
>>77130731
it was in a private facebook post
Would you want to spend a year in prison for shit you post online?
>>77130731
Just fuck off and die you tedious deano autist
>>77130731
the camel's bellend
>>77130749
>private facebook post
How do you spot The Deano 4chan Post?
why do children have perfect pitch
>>77130775
bradley walsh
>>77130775
It's talking about normie shit
>>77130665 (You) (Cross-thread)
dont get arsey with me sunshine im not the buzzer
should we just stay in the EU lads? seems a bit silly to leave really
>>77130807
I voted brexit for a laugh but I hope we don't actually leave haha
>>77130234 #
He felt like punching something?
*kapow! *
>>77130795
nonce
but it's because they have higher voices
>>77130775
>bradley post
>irish flag
>talking about cars, sports, the missus
>dailymail or uni-lad tier links
>posts pictures of models
>awareness of celebrity gossip
>boasting
>>77130801
>>>77130665(You)(Cross-thread) (You) (Cross-thread)
might rewatch Friday Night Lights
might rewatch 'giving out'
watched this movie called Pet last night
pretty good
>>77130887
only season 1 and 3 are good
literally nothing wrong with punching babies
I wonder sometimes how influential /brit/ is on 4chan, the internet, and culture in general. We are the fastest general on 4chan, which is one of the biggest sites on the internet. Do our mindless shitposts have any impact on the world? Could a stellar ballbusting post change the course of history?
>>77130934
hello nonce
>>77130915
giving out is kev's underappreciated masterpiece.
high tier esoteric kino. touches a range of diverse themes.
>>77130931
lmao kys my man
>>77130938
>We are the fastest general on 4chan,
nah that's the trump general on /pol/ apparently, but /brit/ is/was right up there. it's a lot slower these days
Are lexus' deano?
thought only BMW Audi VW and fast versions of shit cars like corsas and astras
>>77130938
i've seen /brit/ a few times at uni
>>77130966
lexus is autistic
find english food absolutely repulsive ngl.
>>77130950
season 2 is literally O.C. tier shit
season 4 is average
season 5 is bad
what's the essential kevkino?
>>77130966
Thinking about cars at all is deano. You just get whatever's the cheapest and still works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfwE7Gc6OT8
>>77130938
>one of the biggest sites on the Internet
ummmmmmm sweaty? x
>>77130983
In what context?
might tell the dweeby IT reddit lad at work that i browse 4chan
>Keanu Reeves was paid $156 million for the 2 Matrix sequels
pretty insane lads
>>77131021
scribbled in toilets, table
charlie gards' mother is fucking terrifying
>>77131022
don't do that
he'll fawn over you and think that he's in with a chance
might read War & Peace
charlie gards' mother is fucking peng
10/10 would make retarded babies with
>>77130996
giving out
cold out
the new kevkino vidoes are pretty good.
Thoughts?
>>77131002
no, thats some faggy mong who's a graphic designer or some shit or a middle aged woman that gets a brand new shitbox on finance to carry around her fatherless son
>>77130984
why
>>77131051
Amanda Knox > London retard slag
>>77130996
Drive
brit is a kekistani colony
follow me
and you'll see
a world of pure imagination
https://twitter.com/BeninCitizen/status/885144685299322881
>>77131048
read half of anna karenina then stopped and lost my place.
nice book
what's wrong with Deano tbf?
he's aspirational, well groomed, fit, in a stable relationship typically and law abiding apart from a few grams of sniff on the weekend
abnormies be jelly methinks
>>77131084
America is a fucking meme that needs to die
>>77131085
its japanese
all japanese cars are autistic
>95% white in the centre
>>77130996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Ko9IfDUmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiv2kPCyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FuYHTt7ts
>>77131037
think he does already, keeps trying to make conversation about pop culture stuff
darent reveal i hate it all just yet in case he puts a virus on me machine
>>77131122
he lives a very boring life though
>>77131111
damn sargon on the ropes
>>77131083
can smell it from here
>>77131129
>all japanese cars are autistic
Oh ok
wut
Just finished work for a week, bought a load of junk food, just about to light up a cheeky soon and chill out with some Netflix
brit is a pakistani colony
>>77131122
>he's aspirational, well groomed, fit, in a stable relationship typically and law abiding apart from a few grams of sniff on the weekend
The Deano meme is about micro scrutinising the tiniest of class signifiers. It doesn't matter if Deano is a millionaire, we would still look down on him. Yanks will NEVER understand
>>77131122
his life is basically a copy and paste
>>77131122
normie drone
>>77131133
Hi Craig
>>77131011
Camera man has a thick bristol accent. They sound so stupid. Love the welsh accent, best in the UK.
CREG
>>77131122
he doesn't cultivate the mind, he does everything for hedonistic and child-like pleasure. he is willingly ignorant and only appeals the base-most passions within himself.
He is aspirational but only after material, making him the prime dupe of the gilded unseen powers that be.
>>77131122
Upwards mobility is frowned on by Tarquins.
>2020 will be a three way race between Trump, Zuckerberg and The Rock
love this timeline
nothing wrong with saying cregg
Just got a friend request from a girl who used to fancy me in secondary, she even sent me a valentines card to my address
Now she's a full on tranny changed her name to a mans name and all
State of it
>>77131252
And Michelle Obama
And Chelsea Clinton
And whatever bush is next
>Creggslist
dad keeps texting me
wish he would piss off
>>77131235
So they weren't Welsh then?
>Love the welsh accent,
me too
>>77131298
No one likes you
do they sell small vodkas in corner shops
>>77131084
Looking forward to Hillary in a headlock.
>>77131306
NOT true
>No one likes you
>>77131083
ugly swimsuit
>>77131188
japanese manufacturers are less concerned with brand value than german/british manufacturers. if you buy a japanese car its because you value performance and aren't that concerned with impressing normies
Not sure which Adidas shoes to get lads
>>77131304
the cameraman was bristolian af. seemed they were in wales, caerphilly. the bloke who came off the ladder had a thick welsh valleys accent
i do not like bradleyposters
Hate that deano ITV gameshow twat and his cringy fake laughter
might make a short trip to london at the end of the month. no particular reason just never been.
what's worth doing for a lonely lad
Lads I just wanted to share this with you great people. It's from December when I did not use proper expensive and really nice absorbent sanitary towels. Here's the inside of one.
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hue hue hueee huee hueeee
>>77131409
nuttin
This window will close in 3 seconds
>2017
>not bradleyposting
birthday in 5 days lads
bit cold out
somehow much colder in
sleep now
>open /s/
>you love you lose thread
>see my reflection in screen
welp that's it. not leaving the house for another week
Reminder to consider reporting all avatarfags
>crystal maze is on tonight instead of tomorrow
>think "hmm something good must have taken its timeslot"
>it's bloody athletics
NOOOO NOW THERES NOTHING ON
What pomade would you recommend?
>>77131409
getting blown up or hit with a van by a muzzie is all the rage these days
they seem to like the french as well
reminder to report bradley posts as spam as soon as there's more than one in a thread
had a lass sat on my face last night and when i was eating her out, she climaxed and shit on my neck
dirty cow
>>77131473
cockgrease xxx
>watching telly
State of Pineal Gland: Calcification Overload
>>77131491
how did she respond?
Can someone explain what 'the bitch food' is? I can't keep up with all this
>>77131463
here mate have the proper sized version of that image
>>77131463
>celebrities again
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 2 CELEB EPISODES AND THEN NORMAL PEOPLE THE REST OF THE TIME
WHAT THE FUCK CHANNEL 4
Would Baby Driver be a Deano film? I quite enjoyed it tbf but I can see Deano's jumping on the bandwagon
>>77131473
Dapper Dan
>>77131522
I fucking hate all these celeb editions of game shows
falling into old bad habits
>>77131528
is Baby Driver abnormiecore?
>>77131409
Any of the Lockharts line
>>77131528
Nu-male.
>>77131506
laughed a bit. she ran into the bathroom to clean herself up. then left.
Please rate
>>77131576
alri, incel
>>77131418
women need to be exterminated
Nothing wrong with this
A mans gotta fuck
cannot imagine parting with literal money for a television service
you have been able to stream basically anything you want for like 10 years now. imagine people under 50 years old paying for sky. why are people so stupid?
>>77131448
>>77131576
two rather contrasting posts
gf used to be thin now she's getting chubby
>>77131366
Oh well thats gud then
>>77131611
quite good imo
not sure if fabregas will play or not and seems like he'd be expensive
>>77131655
>tfw persuaded the ol' man to get off sky and instead get very fast internet + a vpn
;)
feeling a shart coming on
>>77131668
Preggers.
>>77131655
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/07/12/channel-4-prepares-test-governments-strength-relocation-row/
>WE'RE NOT LEAVING LONDON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77131668
pics
>>77131611
swap out lacazette and fabregas
2 hours of work left lads
13.5 hours done
>>77131683
Fab is only 7m
>>77131683
>>77131366
alri deano
>>77131710
>>77131668
same, subtly hinted at her to lose weight aha
When Tim Byrne woke up one morning in his rented flat in high wycombe from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous cockroach.
>>77131062
oh i know this one, the little guy goes into a hot tub with he other guy and then climbs down his urethra before entering his balls and being turned into cum and then spurted out
>>77131610
what did you do?
>>77131722
Why Lacazette
>>77131766
>>77131668
same (gf and also me)
>>77131632
now that you lads have this, is it the most deano vehicle in the UK?
damn
>>77131366
>performance
If you buy a Japanese car its because you can't afford a German car.
>>77131785
new signing are always a risk because they can take time to settle in
>>77131796
Depends, can you get it on finance for £400 a month?
>>77131733
both me haha
>>77131792
Hello you cunt
>>77131792
She looks hideous herself
>>77131655
No. if you want to watch a new series on BBC then you'll have to wait for ages for it to hit torrenting. even longer for streaming and probably will never come for more obscure ones
>>77131796
no one has those here
deano vehicle is a bright orange ford focus ST
>>77131735
get a sort of revulsion looking at her
>>77131685
just use a kodi build. pulse is probably the best one. get an android box and put that and showbox apps on it. comes with freeview, iplayer, itv player, and streams basically any media available anywhere on the internet.
>>77131792
I never got why katie price is a successful celebrity. Same with Jade Goody.
I get why lads would knock one out to katie price a few times. But why would women buy jade goody perfume or watch katie price documentaries?
>>77131792
why didn't my mum do this
>>77131838
You'd be surprised, someone has saved and is streaming everything
>>77131850
>>77131796
Volkswagen Golf GTI
>>77131796
it's deano but nobody has it
>>77131775
wanked off
>>77131875
Why has she got ET fingers?
Get the Deano look
>>77131838
>what is bbc iplayer
>>77131854
*nae naes*
>>77131908
You need a tv licence to use that
>>77131854
>tfw ugly lonely woman who can't handle rejection
sara is a mean cunt
>>77131906
Bet he bought all that from Burton
Following my recent lay-off I've noticed that my life has taken an abrupt down-turn. At first, I thought the time off would be a welcome respite and be a nice sabbatical. But as the days have turned to weeks and the realization that my fairly useless Sociology studies in Uni do not seem to be landing me any kind of a career or even a job..I feel stuck.
This has led to a fair bit of depression. I already have a history of such but it's come back pretty hard. Started smoking again, haven't been taking care of myself or eating right, stopped working out. Surprisingly..I haven't been having trouble with women. I'm spinning three different plates at the moment, but to be fair, I don't know how much longer I can do that with no internal fuel.
How have you guys coped with hard times? Would it be better to get into therapy and then resume my career search? Obviously, i'm not blaming anyone but myself for these events and for my reaction to them, but surely there has to be a light at the end of the tunnel.
>>77131792
Fucking size of him. No wonder Dwight has nothing to do with him
>>77131857
yeah that's what we're doing.
fast internet
vpn
kodi
>>77131875
>>77131735
>>77131854
Stop fucking spamming this ogre
>>77131366
fuck off weeb
>>77131796
this car is for people who failed their gcse's
>>77131875
>yanks
ack!
FOY
>>77131838
you can stream literally any media channel from sky or UK freeview on streaming services on kodi. all the channels, sports, movies, box sets. all streamed. been able to do this more than 5 years. why are you so pleb? stop giving your money away
>>77131854
hear, hear
go see can I get some food
Post your pornfus
>>77131970
Refn made this piggy
>>77131970
abhorrent protozoan
>>77131922
not on kodi
>>77131854
/brit/ btfo 2 b h
>>77131987
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we support and
▔▏┗┛▕▔ appreciate
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
Aisha
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
YOU WON'T TAKE ME TO KOREA
PLEASE SIT ON MY DICK
>>77131854
dont get why she hates us but aisha likes us when we like them both
>ugly, lonely, and can't handle rejection
literally me especially the last part
At what age should you stop visiting this site?
>>77132050
Fucking sick of the sight of this vile little noxious gremlin sucking her cheeks and pouting. Stop giving this horrid human being attention
>>77131936
Ah you'll be alright lad
>>77132104
it really would be preferable to have not started.
>>77132090
it's ok. qt's like ugly men too
>>77132104
never
>>77132104
When you're 30 probably
>>77132104
Irrelevant, you're here forever
>>77132119
Damn. . .
>>77130742
need you out of business sunshine
absolutely amazed that I deciphered this
>>77132123
The thing is you have to be good at talking to people for that to happen
>>77132105
have a word mate
>>77132128
This. Been here since 2006 and just cannot leave. I'm 27 now
>>77132104
you should never start visiting this site in the first place
>>77132159
hey look it's veronica from riverdale
>>77132104
You're here forever no question about that. I am a respectable member of society with a job GFs distinguishrd friends in their fifties who see me as their philosophical equal but I still come here. For the memes mostly.
>>77132050
odious reprobate
>>77132080
dont think aisha likes us either
they all think we're sad cunts, she just came here for attention
even if she did it would be because we make fun of sara (and rosy) for being hideous while lusting over aisha
brit is a <20 general. fuck off grandpa
>>77132179
Top and bottom right are hot
Do <fire emoji>
STOP GIVING THESE VILE TEENAGE ATTENTION WHORES ATTENTION YOU FUCKING SADCASES
>>77132196
'i
>>77132230
Fuck off child, this is an adult general
>>77132230
heh, fresh off the boat from reddit kid?
She's right you know...
still don't know what the fuck a dabbing is
>>77132241
shut up you 40 year old spinster
>>77132154
???
Thats incredible
Oi lads, Phil Mitchell is doing a meet & greet at Talk Nightclub Southend this Saturday
any man want to come and meet a great british hero? you can stay at my gaff x
>>77132282
you're not impressing anyone by pretending not to know
>>77132154
i am both HOWLING and impressed at your autism
>>77132281
>real life woman
>cartoon profile pic
haha
colleague at work was telling me they did an experiment with rats.
what they did was they separated one rat from the rest - but gave it ample food and water and space. they also gave it a small dose of heroin that it could voluntarily intake - which it ended up doing and becoming addicted to. when the rat was placed back into the society (which had less than an optimal amount of food or space) of rats, it slowly weaned itself off heroin.
Apparently the study has been debunked, but i think the conclusion still draws an interesting parallel to human isolation that can be sort of observed on the ol' chan.
take a bunch of socially isolated cases. give them unlimited access to pornography, video games and distractions like 4chan. watch them get addicted to them. but had they not socially isolated themselves and instead went out with friends and so on - perhaps they would not be so hooked on pornography or vidya etc.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK
>>77132313
>>77132281
I don't get what this image is trying to do
>Kodi
ah yes, the council estate experience
>>77132154
>>77130742
has to be samefag
>>77132362
nice
>>77132368
Macron is a racist cunt
>>77132351
no shit
I play video games and post on 4chan because I have literally nothing else to do in my free time
>>77132365
ROARING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsM5inS2g5Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsM5inS2g5Y
>>77132351
no shit sherlock
That's Sara Davidson... to the bogs.
how many of you lads are in love?
>>77132417
Bent accent but well done
>>77132379
haha ?? it's literally better than sky, since it contains all of sky, and all the other media available on the internet, free of adverts, free of charge. i would legitimately pay for sky if it wasn't such a ludicrous rip off. £45 a month for sports channels? £30 for the same movies over and over again? they can get fucked, rupert murdoch can get fucked.
>>77132196
>>77132250
genuinely 5/10, wouldn't even want to get with sober
>>77132414
>>77132438
so you recognise your addiction why not do summat about it
>>77132503
its not an addiction. I'd throw my computer in the bin tomorrow but I have pretty much no friends
The thought of still being here when i'm 30+ and married is making me very uncomfortable
Colleague announcement for Sara Davidson, please make you way to aisle 6 immediately, that's Sara Davidson to aisle 6, thank you
>>77132540
>married
FONT
going vegan
>>77132503
its easier not to
>>77131379
Gazelle's if you want that classic Deano look
anime
>>77132560
took me like 3 seconds to eralise they're not the same person, i kept thinking wow how come right is so much better looking and then I worked it out: different people
watching this castlevania thing
do I like it
>>77131379
samba
>>77132451
love isn't real bud
diddlies today lads
Oh baby
>>77132630
stop liam
>>77132560
No they don't
>>77132492
It's terrible for live sports. Half the links don't work, half of them are just constantly buffering or really poor quality.
Acestream is far better.
As for TV and films, torrenting is much better.
Kodi is literally for pakis and chavs
save your soul motherfucker
save your soul
>trainers
literal child
>>77132595
'ri 'smo
>>77132673
>t. can't afford to upgrade his diadora blocks
gona start drinking at 7pm who with me?
technically this doesn't prove anything because any cunt can phonepost to hide samefagging but honestly I am not the lad who posted the puzzle
grimmest place you've been to in the UK?
for me it's stoke on trent
>>77132606
PUTRID little amoeba
>>77132746
newport, wales by a staggeringly large margin
within an hour of being there I had some black welsh cunt trying to rob me, utter shithole
>>77132745
wasn't that amazing really considering the hangman posted before was also a reference to a popular mentally ill man that uploads youtube videos
>>77132745
This was a massive waste of time
>>77132746
liverpool
You arrive in Stoke-on-Trent
>>77132800
drove past once didnt wana stop, swansea also looked dire, wales is truly third world for the most part
grimiest place you've been to in the UK?
aisha
>>77132746
London, specifically Elephant and Castle. Was literally like a third world ghetto, didn't feel like being in Britain at all. Staggeringly grim.
>>77132749
wretched tardigrade
>>77132822
found liverpool really nice until i went out of the city centre.
>>77132822
can't have been many places then
>>77132839
swansea is like monaco compared to newport, the whole town doesn't have a complete set of teeth between them
>>77132855
meh
>travel north for a bit and you're by london bridge and its suddenly nice again
>>77132587
cute
>>77132668
You're not using a good build. Use pulse build build and keep it updated, I never have any trouble with streams, mine work perfectly in full HD. Fun fact, you can use Acestrem app in kodi, and showbox is better than Acestream. Just because you don't know how to use something does not make it bad.
>torrenting
what is this 2005?
>>77132551
You guys just can't see his genius.
>>77132362
Nice