/brit/

>>77126302
He's not sad, he's getting a bj

fuck whites

Upper Class
>went to a select few public schools, old-money, Southern English, polo/shooting/horses, potential military links, politically interested in very specific things usually from a preservation angle eg the preservation of 3 pipe water fountains as produced as produced in a particular cotswalds town

Upper Middle Class (depnds of rural or urban)
rural:
>Private school, rich tory parents, not as posh as upper, kids go to Durham/Bath for uni, rugby playing, kids grow up thinking they're superior to other people

urban:
>Kids go to state school but as a political statement, rich but leftwing/liberal, kids go to good universities but to study sociology and psychology (parents don't seem to care about their future, beyond just throwing money at them)

Lower Middle Class
>3/4 bed semi post-war build, 3-series car or the like, family holiday in spain, runtoids that covet material objects such as branded clothing, the typical deano: politically manipulated by simple messages meant to work on outrage, because he approach thinking by means of least resistance.

Working Class
>blue collar parents, Attached house or low-end semi, a noble, and increasignly rare breed - treated as noble by the upper and upper-middle class, but in turth they only seek to continue exploiting them. hobbies include going to the pub

Underclass
>Council housing, delinquent children, feckless parents, noticably ugly traits, smoke and drink to excess, poor diet, holiday in butlins/pontins or southern spain as a treat (if at all), politically apathetic too busy dealing drugs or riding mini-motos

How'd I do

my bum

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

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chinese cartoons

a group of 3 "lads" just rocked up to the STI clinic swigging bottles of cider and laughing about how they think they all have different STDs

burn the poor

Know plenty of deanos of the variety that works on the internet too.

You simply cannot comprehend the concept of Deano if you don't live in Britain
It's not something you can just observe, you must immerse yourself in the Deano. As a resident of Essex I have had the pleasure of interacting with these creatures on a daily basis, and have made significant contributions to the field of Deanology

una vela

>>77126413
>cider
bad apple juice

Been to London but couldn't get laid, don't know why tbqh

>>77126389
too simplistic to get much wrong, a really good post would have juicy personal details that combine all of the lives of the people in each class

I'll grant you a 4/10

genuinely don't understand deano posting have never met anyone who fits the "sterotype"

t. upper middle

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gf brought up marriage again

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quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET476dpF1Y

>>77126389
forgot the actual middle

>>77126460
shut the fuck up then?

can someone fill me in on the 190 cm master race kiddy fondling scandal

configuring windows updates
30% complete
do not turn off you computer

>>77126460
deano has nothing to do with the upper middle

t. renowned australian deanologist routinely denounced by his colleagues in the united kingdom for not having the personal touch

Lived in a 4 bed detached house with detached double garage in the Home Counties. Dad was a board member of an IT firm. Didn't go to a private school but went to a brand new primary school in a semi-rural town. Went on holiday to placed like Jamaica and St Barthes. I guess I grew up upper-middle class

>>77126472
omg sorry

>watch riverdale
>they keep referencing netflix

ah yes, gen z entertainment

fucking deanos reeeeee

>>77126389
where do new money pulled themselves up by their bootstraps people who grew up working class fit in?

>>77126460
thanks for sharing mate x

How would Deano fare if he switched places with a Chad?

Would her be able to make it big in the states? Would Chad get along well here?

>>77126442
Because I was 14-19 years old, newfag.

what will Britain's GDP be like when the national population is 40% White British, 20% White Other, 17% Muslim, 7% Indian, 7% Black, 6% Central and Eastern Asian, 3% Other?

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>thought up a belter post
>completely forgotten what it was

do you know what

camomile is shite

>>77126389
My family is heavily military middle class
Doesnt fit with any of these really

>>77126389
Yeah not bad. I kek'd at that line about incredibly specific political interests of the upper classes

I'm urban upper middle class but I'm a Brexit-voting Tory. Literally the only one of my kind. All my friends are unironically jaw-droppingly shocked when I tell them, they just assume I'm a leftist like them

>>77126464
By using that picture are you saying you're gay?

>>77126464
you in the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQAjGmPtlN0

>>77126389
missed out grammar schools, a core component of upper middle

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What books you lot reading then?

deano genocide when

>>77126460
deanos are just a british version of a chad

>>77126515
shite

What's your favourite pomade?

do you think in the far future when white people have been vastly replaced the minority of whites left will be all like 'we wuz kings n shit'?

>>77126534
Helter Skelter

>>77126540
wrong

>>77126530
Grammar schools are firmly middle middle
Upper middle is private schooling

Alri lads the gf is here will try not to vomit when I see her ttoo'

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>>77126515
look at london because it already has that composition

high GDP concentrated in the hands of a few but little to no real wage rises and low standard of living for anyone below upper middle class

yoga 710 lad about?

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>>77126534

>>77126534
just got sick in my mouth

>>77126389
im upperclass but without the old money

>>77126534
what kind of strongbow is that?

>>77126534
bible

>>77126464
Not seen this image for a good while

>>77126561
they pretty much are
america has the whole jock chad thing whereas here theres "lad" culture.
Deanos are just drones who never grew out of it

>>77126579
apple cider

>>77126587
wrong

>>77126592
they make apple cider now?

Isn't it funny how 190 all but disappeared after he was outed as a nonce here?

He tried to hang around for a while but ultimately gave up, hilarious

>>77126534
NEED a trashy goth gf

>>77126547
cockgrease waterbased if i want to proper slick my hair
bw black & white if i just want to style it a bit

>>77126547
I find any of the Lockharts pomades to be consistently great. Reuzel green is top tier, too. Honourable mentions go to the newer formulations of Layrite and Shear Revival Crystal Lake. Nostalgic Handmade gets a lot of love from many reviewers but every time I've tried it, while the product performs pretty well, the pomade always beads when applying and get chunks everywhere. I wouldn't buy again

wish cider got you drunk

dont understand why 2bh was filtered and why it still is

>>77126613
literally forgot all about him

>>77126534
Why do you lads think she hates her father so much

>>77126540
nah not really

chad is hench, deano goes gym but is a but flabby

chad shags loads of girls, deano used to always be out on the pull but has shagged around 11 girls in his life

chad is good looking, deano is bang average

chad got a job with his dad's large corporation and earns hundreds of thousands, deano got a job with his dad's mate's plumbing business

etc.

>>77126570
how exactly will the whole UK become Londonised?

>>77126634
the moot is a gook

>>77126613
what happened? guess i missed that

>>77126634
shaking my head to be honest famalam

shocking performance from konta today desu

>>77126612
there are several flavours

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SICK of thots and deanos on normiebook sharing total SHIT about love island about an island full of fucking DEANOS and THOTS

FUCK

>>77126528
well yes but besides the point
i cant get married i still post on /brit/ and eat gummy sweets

>>77126660
London is growing is why. Look at what's happening in parts of Sussex and north Kent. Very Londonistani

>>77126662
ignore the troll, lisicki never got outed as a pedophile

>>77126662
someone kept making posts claiming that lisicki was a nonce
secretly he's just stopped posting often here because he's done with uni

do deanos have the ability to reproduce? what does he name the children and how does he raise them?

>>77126666
wonder if people are gonna start calling her Hungarian or Australian now

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZaP-my5E

Deano life

>>77126692
what's a thot

Waiting for the gf to wake up

>>77126660
increasingly fast travel but train and high speed self driving cars so the entire country literally becomes a commuter belt to london

>>77126674
is it dark fruits

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Being obsessed with class is a middle class disease. The upper classes and the working classes don't really have any sense of class beyond 'rich and poor', but the middle classes feel the need to conjure up all these subtle distinctions and categories. Wish it didn't affect me but I have to admit it does. Being middle class is suffering. Perhaps it's part of the reason we make the best intellectuals?

>>77126692
>thots
foy
its slags here

>>77126565
hmmmm
perhaps

>>77126540
Wrong
Deano is a tryhard working class lad who made it to sales or management and has no taste or self awareness
Chad is a handsome athletic guy who basically skates through life with no effort

Alan's started talking to himself

>>77126708
london isn't growing because of the green belt

>>77126732
> Perhaps it's part of the reason we make the best intellectuals?
objectively not true middle class have worst contributions to art across the board, it's almost always some poor fucker who pulls it out or some upper middle class or upper guy

>>77126692
delete your normiebook profile

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>pull up to my Barratt new build home with my 25 year fixed rate mortage in my grey Audi A3 on finance after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of sales targeting
>open the boot and take out my River Island and Superdry bags with the new gear I bought on the way home from work
>open the door
>yell hello to my wife of 2-years in the kitchen as she is already home from her job as a Team Leader in a call centre
>sit down on my leather sofa bought on sale at Sofology (haha I love those adverts, what is that sloth like haha, love sloths me)
>put up my feet on the IKEA table
>whap on the telly and tune in just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final chase with the contestants who made it through before they face Anne Hegarty
>perfect timing as my wife comes in with the dinner, another one of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my wife's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky snap to Smithster and Jezza to see if they can come round for the champions league match later to watch it on the ol' Sony Bravia, maybe sneak in a few rounds of Fifa '17 on the PS4 first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no tap-ins what a melt haha

>deano is just a british chad

Chad is a global thing, not a yank thing. Chad is the literal perfect specimen, deano is the common specimen

Class explained:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2k1iRD2f-c

>>77126735
slags have the decency to put out, thots thrive only on attention

>>77126732
that's because the lower to upper middle class has an income difference of about £250k pa
povvos are literally all the same and the upper class are bound by nobility and elite circles of friends

>>77126600
not an argument

>>77126735

foh

(fuck off hobbit)

>>77126716
Deano married a gall he met working in the same retail store or who he met in a nightclub. They got married after casually shagging for a year and had a kid 6 months later. They live in their Deano house and let the TV and mobile phones raise their kids. The kids name is usually named after a Hollywood Legend like Brando or some shit

deliciouscp

>>77126716
my guess is stealth celebrity names from things Becky doesn't recognise but are legendary jokes between him and his mates
reckon Deano would throw himself 100% into parenting even though he's shit at it, like trying to build a cot out of pallets and spending £500 on a pram/car seat hybrid

>>77126716

>>77126811
deano doesn't normally have kids

>>77126781
that video is fucking quiet

>>77126716
In my experience Deanos give their children ridiculous made up names like 'Breece' or 'Nivarna'

Sort of like yanks

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1998 lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODkVkpaVQA

rorke, rasheed, deano, chad, tarquin, leftypol discord, autismo yank and mboko are locked in a room and have to fight to the death

who makes it out

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NEED a psycho rich yank gf

>>77126782
you just made this up

lol the bf still thinks I'm asleep stupid bint

wish i was a deano lads

sounds like a comfy and fulfilling existence the way you all describe it

>>77126863
tarquin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeC5oL0Pt10

>>77126866
DONT NEED a running commentary of you watching riverdale

>>77126863
big dave the rorke chins them all out

>>77126887
completely agree with this

I think australia has deanos too with some local variations obviously, they're not quite the same but very similar

would heem someone if they used the insult tarquin in real life
what a fucking ponce

trap lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fGoOEGojY0

>>77126811
>yank pretending to be an deanologist
foy

>>77126863
you forgot rupert lad

tarquin = cricket playing posh bender who got wanked off in the showers at his boarding school when he was 13
rupert = rugby playing posh bender who eats his mates shit as a joke

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anime

any handholdless lads in?

>>77126534
The Great Escape: Health, Wealth, and the Origins of Inequality by Angus Deaton

You all seem to have a good grasp on what's a deano is.

For bonus points, can you explain what a robbo is?

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>would heem someone if they used the insult tarquin in real life
>what a fucking ponce

>>77126949
red robbo?

>>77126949
something you just made up

>>77126777
Wish i had this life 2bh

>>77126931
alri

>5'8

laugh at me im a midget

>>77126863
leftypol discord is instantly floored by tarquin
rorke and rasheed engage in a bitch slap fight
autismo yank flails out at mboko, who calmly fells him with a single punch
chad and deano begin the battle of the ages

not a fan of subdividing class insults
feels a bit too autistic/"meme magic"

>>77126919
>ponce
Seánín

>>77126949
australian beano

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80+ people die in Grenfell Tower, the economy is tanking, the only people who she can get meetings with for new trade deals are demagogues like Trump and Erdogan, ice caps are melting while her hand-holding friend in the White House wants to re-open coal mines and build oil pipelines — and she's still crying about her own fall from grace. What an horrendously-awful person. What a pathetic leader.

>>77126777
are people here literally just describing an actual person now or are deanos really this similar

*driving home from work in the 16 plate Audi A3*
*got the windows down because it's absolutely baking (21'C) and this new Selena Gomez song is an absolute tune but he can't figure out why*
*texts Greg James to put Chelsea Dagger on the Ten Minute Takeover because he hasn't heard it in literally years (2 and half weeks)*
*looks up just in time to avoid smashing into the back of an old lady doing 50mph in a Volkswagen Up*
*gives her evils as he revs past*
*answers a hands-free call from Jimbo telling him a crate of Kronenbourg is £10 at Tesco and he should get on that*
*asks Jezza if he wants a bottle of sambuca as well after last time*
*bursts out laughing when Jizzrag tells him to fuck off, makes fake vomiting noises until JammyDodger hangs up*
*gets overtaken by a 66 plate BMW, calls him a dirty paki under his breath*
*tells Greg James to fuck off when he plays Chasing Cars for Vicky in Mildenhall over his choice*

what sports did you lads play at school?

went to a northern state school, we played football 90% of the time but sometimes did something random like tennis or dodgeball

at the start of every year you had to do as many pressups in a minute, as many situps in a minute, wall sit for as long as possible, bleep test and 1500m run and then get a better score every year or they made you run laps after school

all the fat lads got notes from their mums though haha

>>77126999
it's just an idea of what deano might do with his day out

jo cox died for nothing

Imagine being a Yank.

Imagine having roads wider than 1 cars width and not having to wait for the other person in the opposite direction having to drive through before you can because of all the cars half parked on the pavement outside their terraced houses.

Imagine not being surrounded by grey skies and ugly grey concrete buildings and houses. Imagine houses that aren't tiny, dark and cramped.

Imagine having the option of countless different places to go for food and not only having the same old curry house/KFC/Mcdonalds down the nearest retail park to choose from. Imagine the menus actually having variety and options. Want extra cheese? No problem. Want extra this, less of that? No problem.

>>77126994
>>77127010
would you fuck off /brit/ is debating the sociology behind deanoism today

the biggest cunt in my school was deano. his name was callum. real deano name.

do not like this meme.

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>>77126863
The Janny

>>77126999
General idea of the average day in the life of Deano

>>77126973
if you don't like people obsessed with class divisions then maybe don't post in the british thread haha

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>an horrendously

>>77126927
hugo = posh but geuninely smart one who went to city of london or westminster and then to oxrbidge but dropped out and became a druggie

>>77127010
Hockey and kayaking come to mind. Maybe rounders as well.

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>gets off work
>gets a text from smithster telling me all the lads are watching the match at the local
>arrive
>entire group cheers and starts chanting deano! deano!
>get myself a kopparburg and sit down
>phone vibrates
>it's the wife asking where I am
>lads call me whipped, haha banter
>think about getting a second bevvy, but realize I've got to drive
>leave
>get some chinky on the way home
>surprise the wife, arrive home to my 25 year fixed mortgage barett house, sit down with the wife on my no-payments for 2 years couch and put Love Island on the Sony Bravia TV

>>77127010
Played hockey but everyone on the team made fun of me so I quit

been at work for 11.5 hours lads
only 4 more to go

>>77126994
fuck off no one cares
this is a deano episode

>>77127056
FOB

>>77126994
this is a copy paste from reddit

>>77127010
>fat lads got notes from their mums
Hate this shite, fucking awful parenting

>>77127010
fives

only patricians will know what I'm talking about

>>77127010
was captain of the year 7 basketball team
i'm a 5'6 manlet btw, so imagine how midge i was in yr7 haha what am i like

>>77127010
>bleep test
physical edukino

spent at least half of all pe lessons chilling with smokers or fatties 2bh

>>77127050
i belong here.

>>77127034
school sports is a heavily class-based topic and if you were british you would know that

>>77127100
We even had field trips to places like Malaysia and even Australia at one point.

>>77127010
rugby
football
basketball

>>77126999
they're unironically that similar

know multiple people that mostly fit this

>>77126994
>>77127023
>>77127117
what's this got to do with deano then

>>77127137
5'6 is turbo manlet

I'm so sorry

>>77127117
B

>>77127117
hot girl

might do a euro truck sim

>>77127117
>guitar (always tuned)

use this mysterious technology to teleport myself home

what's the most deano drink and why is it carling

>>77127028
>Europe
>not having a wide variety of restaurants
Stupid fat bastard

>bleep test

If you weren't in the last 5 you were a literal runt

t. had an olympic runner in my year but still finished in top 5

>>77127188
it's dark fruits

>see a manlet in the distance

haha he looks tiny
>you walk past him and realise you're the same height

arooooooooooo

Who was the most Deano prime minister?

feel like i missed out on a big part of the school experience by not being sporty at all

spent a lot of time playing unblocked games and music videos in the closed off computer room in Music where other lads would practice on guitars and drums

>>77127172
don't care

>>77127117
C

>>77127188
jaegerbombs

Why does Deano do it? Sex? Keeping up appearances? Drinks with the lads?

Or is there something greater he's chasing, an end goal?

just ate an entire head of lettuce and half a victoria sponge cake

What's in Slough?

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>>77127188

>>77127242
oh who gives a fuck honestly go start a wiki if you care this much
can we talk about something else

>>77127242
because hes a drone and never had an independent thought in his life

why do yanks have to change their food all the time? do they think they are better at cooking than chefs?

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What are some Deano films?

I'll start:
>an unopened blu ray copy of Citizen Kane

>it's a JFs can't relate so they keep trying to change the subject episode
love these haha

at school there was a lad who was in the local league 1 football team academy and used to score about 8 goals every pe lesson

he got dropped from the academy and is now playing division 2 'soccer' at some random american uni haha

>>77127205
doesn't really make a difference to getting in the top 5 if there's an olympic runner does it you spacker, if you beat him it would be impressive

>>77127251
Its one of the most depressing places in the country

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>>77127214
John Major

>>77127117
You'd be a retard not to choose B

>>77127263
Thought this was just for birds

>>77127010
relay, cross country, hurdles, sprint, football, benchball, dodgeball, rugby, field hockey, rounders, cricket, three legged race, egg and spoon race, sack race

>>77127264
go 2 bed

dude deano lmao

Carling, carslberg, red stripe, rekorderling, dark fruits and kopparberg

Essential Deano Bevvies

>>77127242
mimetic desire

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cant even upload a pic of the ol' todger
state of 4chan

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I wonder what Deano is doing right now

>>77127267
It's a power trip thing, along with the tipping culture

>>77127295
new runt

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>>77127282
The quintessential Deano film

>>77127284
i am english
the past 3 threads have been identical "haha what would deano X be" meta-roleplaying autism making the joke less and less funny every time
hate it, hate it

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Are deanos named after this deano ?

Unironically just spent hours trying to figure out the meaning behind the existence of a class of people on the other side of the world I didn't even know existed until today, I always thought deano was just meaningless /brit/speak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIY0dH0lGiU

Why is the Jeremy Corbyn meeting with the EU chief negotiator? is this not collusion?

>>77127251
It's literally a meme for being so shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJfbRjPcHzs

go to 1:40

>>77127351
>english lad who moved abroad
>hates the deano gimmick

hello deano

>>77127330
Dealing with an awkward customer at JJB

>>77127305
>07/14/17(Fri)03:27:33 No.77127305
but ive got work in 5 minutes

>>77127282
Wall Street 2
Wolf of Wall Street
American Psycho

>>77127330
flicking through the new filters on snapchat and tagging Big Steve in a meme on facebook during his last half hour at work

>>77127351
was I talking about you though, you pear-shaped muff-diver

>>77127351
hello deano

>>77127372
hello davvo

>>77127242
He was told all his life that if he "works hard" then he will be sucessfull. Unfortunately the only people who say this are working class people living on minimum wage because they think "hard work" equates to wealth even though they work at Home Bargains. That minimum wage will just magic them into the easy life.

deano pathology: porn addiction

>>77127132
GOOD lad
was ace at that in year 10

can somebody tell me who josie is

>>77127282
he's a big fan of the tarantino films

did deano vote for brexit?

Can't imagine how soul crushing it must be to be a virgin

Knowing no one wants you, no one thinks you have anything to offer and have no worth

>>77127430
>>77127386

>>77127372
alright bruce care to throw a shimp on tha barbie ello mate kangaroo boomerang

>>77127405
yes

>>77127422
fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff fuckoff

>>77127406
>>77127409
hello nigger

>>77127430
the kiwi acting like they're on the blob

>>77127430
She's stuck in a door handle

What's the female equivalent of deano? Chelsea? Kara?

Couldn't imagine much worse than working in a call centre for like 7-8 quid an hour, surrounding by idiots wearing Primark clothes, managed by a 30-something Deano who drives a financed Audi.

>>77127435
yep, but only because he's an easily manipulable runt with no real ideas or opinions

Things Deanos love:
-GTA
-Wolf of Wall Street
-Rap music
-Scarface
-The Godfather
-Narcos
-Prison Break

>>77127443
hello deano

>>77127453
Probably Kirsty or Leanne

>>77127438
You get numb to it

>>77127453
emma

>>77127242
All those things are fun
>>77127265
t. Mboko the friendless virgin nigger
>>77127422
Deano is successful though

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>>77127453
Liv (Olivia)

>>77127473
lol shut up

off to work lads

>>77127457
Deano loves his Netflix

so deano's just an old chav who did alright for himself then?

>>77127372
link

>>77127480
>Deano is successful though
Yeah, if success means living in two bedroom newbuild in a commuter town

CHLOE is the female deano and don't let anyone tell you any different

>>77127453
Something like Gemma, Lauren or Kirsty

At least Deano owns a fucking house and car and has a big titted girl to fuck every night.

What's your fucking problem with him?

The Deano worships violence and greed, using and manipulating other people, and acting like a snake and a criminal. All worth it if it means ending up like a King.

>>77127498
post willy

>>77127386
do a 3 hours sleep and deeply regret your choices tomorrow imo, better than doing a 0 hours sleep and dying tomorrow.

>>77127448
>>77127441
are they actually a girl or a girl (male)?
do we have any pics of ""her""?

>>77127512
In this country? It does yeah

>>77127510
Yes. Chavs are gone, they all either transitioned into Deanos or prison inmates

>>77127457
-fifa
-jagerbombs
-lad bible, unilad

>>77127531
what good will 3 hours sleep do when ive got work now

>>77127526
Yanks wouldn't understand. America is basically a Deano colony

>>77127533
go outside.

>>77127526
haha alri deano

Why does Deano ruin everything I like

If none of you are Deano's, what are you? What do we call you?
Mark? Steven with a "ph"?

>going to the races

quintessential deano recreation

>>77127558
no i'm interested in this josie

>>77127533
girl

>>77127537
(or homeless people)

>>77127457
>>77127540
Everyone likes these

but call him a deano, and watch how he recoils, as if he's been found out

deanos are THE british working class

deano destinations
>ibiza
>magaluf
>cancun
>amsterdam
>prague

>>77127582
not i

might get on the 'ol deliveroo and order something

>>77127574
is she fit?

Anyone notice how the Bradley poster has been rather silent the last few threads?

>>77127526
i don't think anybody actually hates deanos

it's like observational comedy, all of us collectively know people that are a perfect fit for deano but always thought that was just those specific people

but now we're all suddenly realising that 'deano' is a specific set of people across the entire country

https://twitter.com/cattocomunista_/status/885312987967479808

hm they know each other

>>77127592
>missing zante

>>77127592
Forgot marbs and zante

>>77127610
nobody's said anything worth mocking that way

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*eats my dessert first*

>>77127592
>prague is deano
is it?
always thought of it as being a bit too focused on architecture for deanos

placed a deano bet on my deano team for the upcoming deano match, having a cheeky deano cider with the deano boys before we set off for the deano pub

>>77126534
Temple of the Dawn

>He takes out a 30 year mortgage on a 2 bedroom new build worth 120k

>>77127592
ayia napa

miss reeceposting desu

@theIrish
What's the Irish version of a deano?

>>77127606
she's alright

>>77127610
It's not one person though, I post some from time to time

>>77127642
they go for cheap Czech beer and Easyjet tickets are like £32

>>77127642
it's the quintessential stag do destination

>>77127592
Zante
Malia
Kavos
Ayia nappa
Sunny beach

>>77127659
got a pic?

>>77127646
>>77127646
>>77127646

>>77127656
same

>>77127592
>prague
nah the rest yea but not an exhaustive list they'll go anywhere spanish cheap an sunny

>>77127642
>architecture
lad you can get a pint for 1 euro in prague

Wish i was a deano 2bh

Had a chance in my late teens to become a deano but all my mates moved away and i retreated indoors where i still am ten years later

>>77127677
nah but it's posted here a fair bit

>>77127657
The GAA lads

>>77127457
you dont understand deanos mate

Call of Duty
The expendables
Clubland mixes
Terminator 2
Gremlins and ET
Netflix

>>77127663
There are a few people who post Bradleys but one very distinctive Bradley poster

>>77127716
that's not actually her you melon haha

>>77127592
B E N I D O R M
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>>77127658
>literally left living in mud huts but ok

Projecting much? People in Africa in 2017 are still living in mud huts. Europeans were building cathedrals in the fucking 10th century

>>77127657
GAA pricks

just learned that people who do ironman triathlons regularly piss themselves on the cycling portion

disgusting

>>77127778
why wouldnt they do it in the swimming instead? makes much more sense

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is this a deano or a chav or both

we need to clarify these things