>be in Germany >pee standing >get arrested Why Germany?

Don't pee in public I guess

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>this country controls the EU

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>behave like uncivilized swine
>wonder why people are upset

>>77129104
>act like a girl
>wonder why actual girls prefer Arab men to you

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>>77129194
>say whatever stupid shit pops up in their head
>wonder why people make fun of them

>>77128970
>t. teenager who still lives with mom and never had to clean his own toilet

>>77130041
pretty much this

>>77126241
Is everyone in Germany a sitzpinkler?

>>77130041
>mom

Fuck off yank

>>77132173
Just at home, on public toilets I piss while standing.

>>77132223
>getting surpassed by one's former colony
kek

>>77128970
how is this more sanitary?

>>77135849
It's more sanitary if you're too drunk to piss straight

yeah, why?

>piss standing up
>get piss on seat
>wet a bit of toilet paper and wipe it over
>dry it off with another bit
Clearly the superior urination method

>>77130041
>live alone in my own flat
>pee standing
>clean any remnants after pee
its not that hard

>>77135849
The theory is that there are still micropisssprinkles

>>77126241
>being subhuman biowaste
>pee while standing
>splash urine all over the seat and floor

>>77130041
/thread