>France's national hero is a steroid-abusing terrorist manlet

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>>77125222
>France's national hero

It is Gaul's national hero

France national's hero is Clovis or Charlemagne

> terrorist
He's a freedom fighter, you imperialist.

>french people LARP as people they completely replaced
wew

maybe maghrebis will do the same in 50 years

>tfw Uderzo ruined Asterix for good

>hehe we have le secret weapon to beat romans
>fuck everyone else in our country we don't care about them lmao

>>77125222
conceived by a polish jew

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>>77125452
In other words a Frenchman

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>>77125563
46% white

>>77125222
He's just a pagan warrior fighting for the interests of his tribe.

>>77125222
>terrorist

He's not.

The eternal roman IS a terrorist.

>>77125318
And Vercingetorix.

Fuck off, autist.

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>>77125349
t. Soupalognon y Crouton

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>>77126310
>Vercingetorix
A guy that SURRENDERED to Romans. It fit well the the Modern "French" "People".
Republic Nationalism is such a shitty ideology that i do not understand how can any French fall for this meme

>>77126491
I prefer the franks, but I can admit we're mostly celts and not franks

>>77125452
And illustrated by an Italian

>frogs in charge of creativity

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>>77125452
>>77126643
raised in Buenos Aires, Obelix was a Racing fan

>>77126491
Actually most Gauls already surrendered when Caesar defeated the Belgians tribes, considered the strongest.
Vercingetorix made a huge revolt around Gaul after it, he surrendered because Romans isolated Alesia with walls and created famine.

Charlemagne is more a kraut thing than a french thing.

>>77126643
>the eternal dago making fun of his ancestors

hmmm

>>77126681
>Actually most Gauls already surrendered when Caesar defeated the Belgians tribes, considered the strongest.

Really? So MY ANCESTORS :) were not so tough...?

wow, an american with a sense of humour, are you a foreigner?

>>77126491
By the way i'm not just criticizing the Gaulish character here

But Gauls had far more based guy like Dumnorix who fought til death against the Romans and whose last words were: "I am a freeman for a free people !"


>>77126681
>Charlemagne is more a kraut thing than a french thing.
Krauts started to ride the Charlemagne bandwagon because they consider him as Pan-Euro figure

Charlemagne was extremely important for Middle Age Frenchmen, it was so important that we created countless songs about his deeds(Song of the Saxons, Song of Roland, Pilgrimage of Charlemagne, and so on) aka the Matter of France. More recently, it was the French SS Division that was named Charlemagne divsion.

As for his ethnicity its obvious that he was French

>>77127013
>As for his ethnicity its obvious that he was French


How so?

>>77126681
>Charlemagne is more a kraut thing than a french thing.

This baits the Dutchman.

>>77127013
>I am a freeman for a free people !"

I am a free man of a free people! *

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>>77127013
>Chuck Grossman, American ambassador to Italy
>French

Nice try.

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>>77127055
Simply because he was a Frank and a king of the Franks, thus a French

Germans aka Vanquished Barbarians has nothing to do with him

>>77127013
>As for his ethnicity its obvious that he was French
He was a Frank. The idea of being French came later.

>>77127230
>Germans aka Vanquished Barbarians has nothing to do with him
He belonged to a Germanic Tribe and while he probably spoke old French at court he also spoke Latin and a Germanic language.

>>77127419
>Germanic

French tribe*


>while he probably spoke old French at court he also spoke Latin and a Germanic language.

He spoke Old French as his first language like all Franks, and spoke Germanic to his barbarian subjects

>>77125318
Retard

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>>77127940
Pls stop LARPing as a Nordic

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What about Murica's hero?

>>77128347
Not fat enough
Not evil enough
Not orange enough

>>77125446
>>fuck everyone else in our country we don't care about them lmao
that's how it worked. There was no ''country'' back then people in tribal phase didn't see other tribes as their countrymen.

http://www.eupedia.com/europe/Haplogroup_R1b_Y-DNA.shtml

Guadanon explain this shit

>franks were R1B, unlike Gauls!

>>77128347
Jewish vigilante who changed his name and thwarts the enterprises of white entrepreneur Lex Luthor

also a globalist

>>77125563
hey he has the same nose as me I bet I'm a kike as well

>>77128449
>Guadanon

kek, I mean Pannonianon

>>77128347
filthy fucking immigrant

>>77128347

An illegal migrant who works for the liberal media.

Man, Trump is gonna be mad against him.

>>77128529
That makes him 100% American then!

>>77128529
I guess he was an illegal alien

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>>77128449
I admit that Gauls may have been R1b but their autosomal DNA was totally different of that of the French, judging by their Nordic features. The vast majority of the French has little to do with the Gauls, and even the flew blonds left in France may be Alans, Goths, Burgundians, Frisians, Saxons, Marcomans, Quades, Northmen, Chamaves, and so on

R1b isn't unique to the Gauls anyway.

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>>77128347
Illuminati propagandist

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>>77128736
But there were non-blonde gauls and blonde franks

wow froggies got really triggered haha

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>>77128992
delet

So you think Auvergnats, Poitevins, Provençaux are more frankish than Flemings?

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>>77129315
ffs

>>77128975


Even if Gauls weren't blond, what is the point claiming to be Gauls, it's not like you're taking it seriously. Take Galicia as an example, Galician linguists try very hard to resurect the Galaecian language, while French din't bother to try to resurect Gaulish, in fact, it was resurected by an Australian and it is not French that learn this resurected language but people that have French/Gaulish/Celtic ancestry outside of France, furthermore it was looked with contempt in French Celtic forum

So don't say your bullshit "muh gauls" cause we both know you don't care about it, and it does not influence in any way your life, it is just a pretense for cultureless French like you to be a part of a "greater thing"

Altough i hate Flemishniggers, i feel more respect for them that i feel for Atheist and Neopagan "French" .

>>77129036
slick as fuck, he had to be surprised.

>>77129758
>it was resurected by an Australian

lmao, it's this 'modern gaulish' thing?

>and it does not influence in any way your life

Thinking you're a frank influences your life?

>it is just a pretense for cultureless French like you to be a part of a "greater thing"

Wrong, franks are objectively superior to gauls.

>i feel more respect for them that i feel for Atheist

Not my fault if I don't give two fucks about 'god'

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>>77129315
>So you think Auvergnats, Poitevins, Provençaux are more frankish
These aren't French, but Occitans

>than Flemings?
Flemish aren't Franks

>>77130114
>Poitevins
Poitevins are tho

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>>77130114
J'ai des ancêtres bretons et poitevins/deux-sévriens, je suis un bâtard mi-brittonique mi-franc ?

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>lmao, it's this 'modern gaulish' thing?
Yes it is

And it is extremely shameful that the ones that claim to be Gauls, show no interest to their "own" language


Anyway, as i said before Gaulish identity is a myth, while actual Frankish identity is far more developed in France (think of Renouveau Français/Garde Franque.Action Française, and so on)


>>77130184
Tu m'as déjà posé la question deux fois auparavant anon...

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>>77131024
J'ai du mal à me souvenir des réponses

>>77131024
>Action Française
My bad, Action Française believe in the Gaulish myth

Asterix and Obelix are racist by today's standard, just like tintin and even some Don Rosa Donal Duck comics.

>>77127419
>He belonged to a Germanic Tribe

Perhaps germanic, but romanized tribe, this is the difference with those filthy saxons and other barbarians.

>>77128465
How can one man be so absofuckinglutely based?

Also you forgot illegal alien.

>>77131189
>most important nationalist movement believed in the Gaulish """"""""""myth""""""""""""

Sad, innit

>>77127419
>>77131239
Charlemagne spoke German and forced Germanic names for months and weekdays. Nothing romanized about him at all.

>>77125374
The first Uderzo-only ones were OK. Not as good as they Gosciny ones, but still OK.

It quickly went to utter shit after the one taking place in India, though.

The new authors are OK, they improved things at least, but they're still not as good as the old ones.

Gosciny was the GOAT de la bande dessinée.

>>77127057
...not really? Why?

>>77131460
>most important nationalist movement

The most important nationalist movement in France is the Sedevacantist movement and they have their own schools, their churches, and their birthrate is at the top of the Entire White Race.


https://lacontrerevolution.wordpress.com/2013/10/02/saint-remi-clovis-et-la-naissance-du-royaume-de-france/


>>77131554

Keep your disgusting hands away from him, allemand

Salian Franks spoke Half Latin French, as for Charlemagne he was born in Heristal in the French part of Belgium, and one of Charlemagne's grandson was the First French writter(he is the author the Oath of Strasbourg)

>>77125318
Why do they worship Belgian-born Germanics?

>>77127013
>"I am a freeman for a free people !"

Janitorix?

>>77132873
>Belgian-born
Clovis was born 466, Charlemagne was born 742, Belgium was born in 1830


>Germanics
>Franks

Pick one


"but also the neighbouring provinces of Pannonia, Noricum, Rhætia, or in other words the Germans and the Franks or Gauls."

Life of Charlemagne, Einhard