/brit/

when I wish upon a Deano

>>>/tv/84898138
/tv/ discovers Helen Flanagan

>step out of the DPD van, sunshine

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just ate three quarters of a jar of gavin

>>77125075
has he actually done this?

Considering going to University to study Finance lads.

Used to fancy a deano rugby player in secondary school. Would suck him off to this day.

Who is your favourite IG slag, lads?

Who hates Deanos the most? Reckon it's the upper middle class. Upper class people probably can't tell the difference between Deano and working class, and working class people probably see Deano as posh. But the upper middle class are acutely aware of subtle class differences and probably acutely cringe at all of Deano's faux pas

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HE SAY YOU BRADE RUNNA

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>>77125120
think you can threaten me and get away with it

get discount cinema tickets through my work (£8.87 for 3D, tidy) so me and the lads are going to see Planet of the Apes tomorrow, probably get a Nando's after as well
reckon I might crack a few racist jokes with all those monkeys running about, always get a good laugh from Smithster

Got to wait until October before I start my job

Bored already

>>77125142
no one sees deano as posh

Deano has 3 mortgages out on a house and a financed audi by age 24, meanwhile you are unemployed masturbating to japanese cartoons and living with your parents. Jealous much?

>>77125142
yes this is correct

t. upper middle class

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>ywn be an urban exploration legend

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>gay cunt making up fantasies again

what's the success rate of jumping off the golden gate bridge?

does the impact of water kill you instantly?

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ahh my hair is messy boys help me out

just found out fennel has phytoestrogen in it

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S C R E A M I N G

>>77125173
Never underestimate how ignorant working class people are

>>77125160
what job?

I'm a bit of a deano but the gf is a massive Becky
she has three pairs of Ray Bans

>>77125199
What is this in?

>>77125191
hmm quite like using fennel, reckon its turning me gay aha

>>77125189
watch that documentary about it

>>77125179
thought the whole point of urbanex was to be under the radar
trying to be legendary is just retarded

>>77125211
Private Eye

>>77125191
ha ha you tranny

>>77125205
Not telling

>>77125177
not sure i've ever met a deano

t. upper middle class

So many misinformed scholars on Deano

Proud in the knowledge that I am the true Deano poster

>JJB
>Classic FM

Jesus wept

Deano works at JD sports as a shift manager then drives home listening to Ministry of Sound's Ibiza Anthems CD

>>77125191
the amount of estrogen in food is not enough to have any effect on you

Say you shag two girls with the same level of attractiveness. One has tattoos, the other doesn't? Would it be a plus?

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>tfw dumb and lazy

>>77125191
ahh yes, estrogen, the nigger of the hormone family.

>>77125189
nah, you shatter your skeleton and drown

>>77125247
me, smeared into the middle of the street

tattos would of course be a negative, tattoos are a cope for less interesting/attractive people to make their shitty bodies look more interesting.

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>>77125242

>>77124938
Occasionally sympathises with racist views (but only anonymously) until he goes to work and forgets about the world's problems, afterwards he'll have a pint with the Nigerian in accounting

Not sure whether the monarchy is a good or bad thing and will only defend it on nationalist grounds

Usually votes for what his gf picks but does lean towards the tories on most issues

Will often complain about the benefits and tax breaks afforded to people who earn less money while conveniently forgetting they played a large part in his education (especially with his deano friends), but also capable of denigrating the wealthy. Has no leaning on privatisation or austerity measures involving the NHS because he reckons he doesn't use it enough to warrant having an opinion

Is self-aware enough to understand how moronic the tabloids are but can't quite bring himself to read the guardian

Wouldn't mind hunting foxes with his mates if he was there but otherwise opposes legalisation on humanitarian grounds

>>77125248
describe the tattoos. some are nice, others are disgusting.

>>77125248
tell me about tranny, where to get them, how much i have to pay, do i need to concern about std?

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anime

>>77125246
cheers Moshe

>>77125272
me, except the gf copies me in being a tory

Coffee is placebo.

>>77125272
sounds like a radical centrist to me

How loyal are the Irish?
https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/885281477356912640

Here you can see McGregor making fun of Mayweather for having only 5000 dollars in his moneybag. At the same time Mayweather wrapped the Irish flag around him he got from public.

I wonder what would've happened if Mayweather threw the Irish flag on the ground and stepped on it. Would McGregor beat the shit out of him right there?

>>77125272
>Is self-aware enough to understand how moronic the tabloids are but can't quite bring himself to read the guardian

You're well off with that one lad.

>>77125242
Admittedly most Deanos listen to modern trash but Classic FM is the radio station of choice for the Deano who thinks he likes classical music but really just likes Pachelbel's Canon and those couple of Mozart pieces from that movie he saw. Radio 3 would confuse and enrage him

>>77125242
Yeah not a fan of making the description too tight (political views etc.). It's definitely the slim fit dress clothes, big watch, mortgage, sales job. Run of the mill interests in entertainment (because he doesn't have the time to get too nerdy about anything) and the long term relationship at 24.
The rest is highly variable.

>>77125270
think some look quite good desu

lads just invented a new party game called : "hope" or "cope".

You sit in a circle and one person goes first then u go round clockwise. That person says something such as: "i'm only 25 I could still grow taller" and then everyone else yells out whether they think that's potentially possible (hope) or whether it's nonsense (cope)

The absolute fucking front of this Bruce thinking he's an authority on Deano

But the cunt's never even seen a Deano

Why do runts hate The Sun?

>>77125272
I feel like most Deanos would think politicians are all the same and not vote in the UK

>>77125314
I've never even been to the Northern Hemisphere let alone the UK, made it all up x

>>77125272
Sounds accurate

>>77125315
Fucking hell lad

You're getting deanos mixed up with general yuppies. A deano is a working class lad who's somehow stumbled into the middle class, he's not actively trying to be.

>>77125313
No one cares, bender

>deanos are lower middle class

umm no sweetie
they're just the new working class

>>77125314
yeh my god howling at that oz's satire

>>77125352
You cared enough to reply. While you're at it, tell me about it.

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>>77125336

>>77125336
melting the ice caps innit

love island might be the most repulsive normoid drivel i've seen since the peak of x-factor insanity

conor mcgregor is prime deanus

>>77125342
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essex_man#Mondeo_man

deano voted for thatcher and blair

recently did a first aid course but i'm too scared to do anything lads, feel fucking awful

guy fainted in front of me when i was walking back from work and i didn't know what to do so i just ran off

How do I become the Deano?

>>77125313
SHould have wiped his arse with it

Can't wait until he sends that jumped up leprechaun back to the troubles

*leaves for two hours*
*skips through 5 threads trying to find the new*

>>77125363
No one cares, bender

>>77125396
Yeah

I know first aid but I'm not likely to ever help anyone that's a stranger

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seriously when did the independent become quite so precipitously shit?

>>77125380
mcgregor is a full blown chad

not all deanos are chads

>>77125400
You can't be on here and be a deano.

You have to have no self awareness.

>>77125353
working class + credit cards / mortgages / loans = lower middle class from an outsiders perspective

>>77125400
Sell used cars

>>77125407
You cared enough to reply. While you're at it, tell me about it.

>>77125317
You know nothing Alan fuck off you foreign spastic

>>77125315
Definitely never met Deano, he wouldn't be caught dead listen to classic FM

so so clueless

>>77125270
That's why I am speaking of two identically attractive girls here.
Would definitely be a negative for me as well. Can't stand tattoos.
It used to be a signal that you have had an interesting life, perhaps have been to prison, been a sailor or hungout with bikers.
Don't see the point now that you can get them done at the fucking mall with surgically cleaned material, in any street corner for less than 100Euro.

>>77125424
When everyone stopped reading so they decided to go for the clickbait market

I need to get the new Priave Eye.

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YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, IT'S TRUE
I SAW YOUR FACE IN A CROWDED PLACE

>>77125424
Probably when it stopped printing
It's a shame

based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1i1bYJ6VNc

>>77125347
I reckon that describes a lot of aussies here, astounding the amount we do get right simply by watching brits shitpost

Can't stand girls with tattoos, I might be an ugly, balding manlet, but tattoos are a complete dealbreaker for me

broken is a good show
nice to watch mumcore for a change instead of boring meme /tv/ shit

so rees-mogg memes are brit/pol/s most outsized cultural impact

how long before some huffpo/buzzfeed tier journo writes an article about the deano anthology and it becomes /brit/s most outsized cultural impact?

>>77125470
>Smoggie

Embarrassing.

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>>77125442
>Guise I am so special because I just "get it" you know. It means that I have an acute observation and non-verbal communication sense and hence that I am not a total autist

>>77125488
Why?

deano is just another example of middle class bashing that we face on a daily basis

>>77125470
thought this was victoria revolutions from the thumbnail

bit disappointing

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last night you were in my room and now my bed shits smell like poo

there is no functional difference between the working class and the middle class until you get to the upper middle class, prove me wrong

>>77125512
Lmao don't get upset just because you're not invited to the club

Pathetic freak

>>77125470
>ComeOnBoro.com

embarrassing

>>77125481
how much can you lift on the main lifts you focus on

>>77125486
>so rees-mogg memes are brit/pol/s most outsized cultural impact

Yeah I've noticed this. Even my incredibly bluepilled normie lawyer dad has started sharing Mogg memes with me and saying he needs to be the next Tory leader
Fascinating

>>77125538
anything below upper mid is just cashed up working, the mindset immediately changes at a certain point

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just dug a 4ft deep hole and pounded a 6ft stake into it for the mailbox at the new house lads
started raining halfway through the ordeal
covered in mud and soaking wet as i post this

>>77125538
Complete bollocks.

>>77125541
Yeah, you've already said

>>77125556
I bench 60kg 1RM

>>77125518
>middle class
Deano is lower middle class AT BEST

>>77125562
The American dream

Ah yes rail runtbags have wheeled in a generator and now there's an annoying hum 24/7

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>>77125453

>>77125569
doubly embrassing

>want to masturbatr but have a stomachache putting me off
What do ?

>there is no functional difference between the working class and the middle class until you get to the upper middle class, prove me wrong

t. someone who doesn't know what working class is

>>77125531
BRAAAAP

see the 'upper-middle' e-bullshitters are out in force

>>77125602
Do it anyway

I had a splitting headache last night but still wanked

It was incredibly painful

>>77125590
As samefagging?

>>77125597
true

how much money do you need to be considered upper middle class?

off to work lads

>>77125621
>>77125602
don't wank when you don't feel well
you'll just make it worse

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Been lying in bed since half 11
Don't have the will to get up

>>77125602
Take care of the stomachache first

looking for some breakfast themed banter lads

>>77125538
>>77125559
Yeah this
Upper middle class is when you can relax into your wealth and stop worrying about money. You might buy a second house on a whim for example. It's also defined by a lack of insecurity - you feel no desire to show off by buying a fancy car or an expensive watch for example, and you usually dress quite modestly

feel like these tiresome broken captchas are intentional to try and discourage people from posting on 4chan for free

hiro's trying to get the numbers down because it's over capacity

it took me 3 minutes to get through a horrible captcha ordeal

>working class
kebab shops in hovels

>middle middle class
cupcakes in cafe shops

>>77125644
$150,000 per household

>>77125616
i am actually upper-middle used to pretend to just be middle but friends wud give me shit for it so i embrace it - obviously don't mention to people in real life but it usually ends up coming up if they get to know me

don't buy private eye because it means supporting victor louis smith who killed enoxch powell

>>77125539
>You're not invited to the club
>That is the club of sad losers discussing the possible political views of a proverbial character on a burmese basket waving forum during office hours
>Speaks of pathetic
Hmm I'm good sweetie. I'll pass on being a member of the club.

Alri lads been in America the last few days.
What have I missed back home? Mummy still in charge?

>>77125662
>upper middle class
either, depending on your mood

>>77125649
haha

>>77125669
>corner gnome

think this needs its own entry

garibaldi biscuits 2bh

>>77125694
shut it rasheed

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hmm

anyone else lower upper middle middle class?

>>77125453
want me to type it out any bits for you, have a copy here?

>>77125648
Wanking is the best hangover cure though

>>77125597
>adding their own name to urban dictionary
average deano

Why has tonight's /brit/ discussion focused on the many facets of Deanoism in the United Kingdom? Must have missed something important

>>77125686
>a white man with dreadlocks

fucking kek

One thing I've noticed is that American dads/middle aged men seem to all exclusively wear light blue jeans with a polo shirt tucked in

>>77125741
agree, science have shown that orgasm neurotransmitter release has analgesic properties

Haha arse

>>77125644
a lot

even £1,000,000 in assets isn't enough because there's plenty of 60-ish upper middle class southerners with that amount of money

might move to shitaly

What do upper class northerners sound like?

>>77125719
Pseuds corner?

...Anonymous
07/13/17(Thu)15:31:37 No.77125328
>Deano met his current gf in college or high school
>Deano did not got to uni or if he did he went to an ex polly and either dropped out or finished with a 2-2
>Deano has cheated in the past but his bird has him whipped now (he most likely cheated when he was in Kavos,Ibiza or Maga with his boys)
>Deano has done drugs but despises "druggies" he has never touched ket or acid or anything other than pills or coke
>Deano most likely had an apprenticeship or got work in a firm through family or friend connections
>His car is always on finance
>His political views are limited, can sometimes have mildly racist views but is generally nice to minorites if they are nice to him
>Never got in to game of thrones (too geeky but his bird loves it) he prefers prison break and love island
>He was class at footy in high school and played at a county/regional level and was scouted by a championship side before being released at the age of 16, he sometimes plays summer league or has a kick about with his lads but that's it
>loves popworld
>loves Wagamamas
>loves loafers with no socks and a polyester suit
Have I missed anything/got anything wrong?

Yanks are fucking weird. Why do they speak so funny?

Who else upper upper middle class? Your property assets have to be worth more than £5m. Lottery winners excluded

back from work lads

>you will never have a large victorian house on a hillside surrounded by trees and with its own swimming pool

>>77125799
we are worth more than 5m but not upper upper middle just normal upper middle

any big willy man in?

>>77125778
Me

>>77125806
How was your day x

Want to sleep already, why am i so miderable

new labour was the best political regime britain has had since cromwell

>>77125816
What do your parents do?

>>77125821
shit, got work in 5 minutes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK

>>77125824
come fly to london lad we'll have a good night out tonight

Don't think I'll ever be rich. Only comfortably well off. Enough to live decently but not enough to stop caring about money.

Ah well.

The parents of the 14 year old I'm dating just rang me, told me to stop seeing their daughter because she needs to focus on her studies

WTF

at the sti clinic
hopefully i dont have aids ha-HA!

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>doubly

>>77125848
rorkeing

Why are deanos obsessed with watches

>>77125694
That's right, a pathetic little club that you're too pathetic to be invited to, try as you might

deano's fav film is the green mile

>>77125842
property (commercial)

>>77125400
You are born a Deano, you can't become a Deano, Deano is largely characterised by his middle class upbringing

>>77125816
>WE

>>77125869
I've got herpes. It sucks. Only had sex with two girls as well.

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>>77125816
"we"

anyone have the kangaroo cunt vocaroo

>>77125831
agree with this

>>77125875
Because they're insecure and it's an easy way to show off without saying anything

>>77125850
Why fly when i can takr the funny underground train tunnel

off to work lads

>Deano met his current gf in college or high school
Not me
>Deano did not got to uni or if he did he went to an ex polly and either dropped out or finished with a 2-2
Not me but got a 2-2 in Uni
>Deano has cheated in the past but his bird has him whipped now (he most likely cheated when he was in Kavos,Ibiza or Maga with his boys)
Not me
>Deano has done drugs but despises "druggies" he has never touched ket or acid or anything other than pills or coke
Not me
>Deano most likely had an apprenticeship or got work in a firm through family or friend connections
Me
>His car is always on finance
Not me
>His political views are limited, can sometimes have mildly racist views but is generally nice to minorites if they are nice to him
Me but my political views are more than limited
>Never got in to game of thrones (too geeky but his bird loves it) he prefers prison break and love island
Not me, although I'd argue Game of Thrones is pretty normie
>He was class at footy in high school and played at a county/regional level and was scouted by a championship side before being released at the age of 16, he sometimes plays summer league or has a kick about with his lads but that's it
Not me
>loves popworld
Not me
>loves Wagamamas
Me although it is overrated
>loves loafers with no socks and a polyester suit
Not me

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>>77125848

>>77125900
YUCK NEVER ENTER THIS THREEAD AGAIN ESPECIALLY WITH A COLDSORE SHOWING

Does anyone have the Deano copypasta?

been at work for 10 1/2 hours lads
only 5 more to go

egg

>>77125916
you obviously arent Deano youre an american you thick spacker

>>77125848
someone needs to tweet that at her

>>77125916
noone asked

does anyone have 50p for the bus?

egg

What are some essential Deano films? (Deanokino)

is there anything runtier than adding your name to urban dictionary
note: i will NOT be accepting any personal insults, so calling me a runt is FORBIDDEN

>>77125911
sorry didn't realise you're poor, maybe don't come

>>77125934
which one

>>77125848
someone get a support for his limp wrist

>>77125789


>>Deano met his current gf in college or high school
>high school
foy
>>Deano did not got to uni or if he did he went to an ex polly and either dropped out or finished with a 2-2
good, more specific is that he did sports science
>>Deano has cheated in the past but his bird has him whipped now (he most likely cheated when he was in Kavos,Ibiza or Maga with his boys)
good, will cheat on his stag do to prague too
>>Deano has done drugs but despises "druggies" he has never touched ket or acid or anything other than pills or coke
deano smoked weed when he was younger but not anymore
>Deano most likely had an apprenticeship or got work in a firm through family or friend connections
Deano is a department manager at jjb
>>His car is always on finance
ye
>>His political views are limited, can sometimes have mildly racist views but is generally nice to minorites if they are nice to him
ye
>>Never got in to game of thrones (too geeky but his bird loves it) he prefers prison break and love island
dunno about this
>>He was class at footy in high school and played at a county/regional level and was scouted by a championship side before being released at the age of 16, he sometimes plays summer league or has a kick about with his lads but that's it
deano doesn't really like football but he always watches england and follows chelsea even though he's not from london, also likes sports in general
>>loves popworld
don't even know what this is
>>loves Wagamamas
loves subway too, gets a subway after his fortnightly haircut
>>loves loafers with no socks and a polyester suit
loves addidas sambas too

think there's more but can't remember off the top of me noggin

>>77125961
Green street

>>77125916
thanks we were all wondering

>>77125949
America is unironically a nation of Deanos. All the Deanos of the 17th century went to America

>>77125961
Any superhero movie

*driving home from work in the 16 plate Audi A3*
*got the windows down because it's absolutely baking (21'C) and this new Selena Gomez song is an absolute tune but he can't figure out why*
*texts Greg James to put Chelsea Dagger on the Ten Minute Takeover because he hasn't heard it in literally years (2 and half weeks)*
*looks up just in time to avoid smashing into the back of an old lady doing 50mph in a Volkswagen Up*
*gives her evils as he revs past*
*answers a hands-free call from Jimbo telling him a crate of Kronenbourg is £10 at Tesco and he should get on that*
*asks Jezza if he wants a bottle of sambuca as well after last time*
*bursts out laughing when Jizzrag tells him to fuck off, makes fake vomiting noises until JammyDodger hangs up*
*gets overtaken by a 66 plate BMW, calls him a dirty paki under his breath*
*tells Greg James to fuck off when he plays Chasing Cars for Vicky in Mildenhall over his choice*

>>77125916
Game of thrones is normie but it's not normie enough for Deano he would still consider comic book movies "geeky" and only really watches sports outside of a few shite series

dont put all your eggs in one basket lads

>>77125961
usual suspects, fight club

>>77125961
most of tarantino's library

>>77125799
depends on the age desu

if you're under 30 and have got £1m yourself then you're upper upper middle but if it includes family then not

>>77125968
The one which describes the Deano but not the old 'day in the life' copypasta

>>77125961
fast and furios is deancore as it gets

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Whats my political ideology

>>77125961
The inbetweeners movie and fast five

Detroit Fans: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

>>77125987
>66 plate BMW
>pakistani

They can't afford that though. They drive BMWs/Mercedes from 2006

>>77126013
Fatty McFatty face

>>77125789
never had a gf
got a massters degree
never had a gf
done e but didn't enjoy it
have got work thru family
never on finance for anything
not limited
prison break is shit not seen love island game of thrones was alright but pretty shit nowerdays
always been shit at sport never summer league
dunno what that is
dont like wagamamas
dont like polyester but respect for loafers and no socks

What's the yank version of a Deano? A prep?

>>77125961
Guy Richtie films

>>77125961
Geordie Shore

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>>77126008
>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city in Essex
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Did 2 seasons as a rep out in Ibiza
>Drives an Audi which he got on finance from his job, gf drives a fiat 500
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut
>Favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
>Uses hair products
>Favourite restaurant is Wagamama's
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Has a pug/french bulldog
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly.
>Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
>Spends his summer holidays in Spain, nabbing up a tidy deal online for a 3* all inclusive hotel in Menorca, flights included for £550 pp

>>77126013
Emmanuel Fatcron

>>77126013
runtist

right then, which one of you lads wants a hard bumming?

Reckon I'd hate Deano life.

I'm going to try to infiltrate the upper middles.

deano's favourite band is oasis

>>77126048
no, there's not really a yank equivalent i don't think

>>77126038
stolen innit
also don't have to be a paki to get called a paki, paki

>>77126067
Lol

dont recall seeing a post asking everyone if they fit the requirements
piss off back down the drain you arachnids

>>77126062
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
doesn't everyone do this?

>>77126077
vocaroo urself and i'll tell you if you have a chance

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>>77126062
That's the one, cheers

the reason australians have such a hard time with the deano anthology is because it's literally an entire country of deanos

>>77125961
Hot Fuzz > World's End > Shaun of the Dead

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>tfw people at school used to bully me because I had a "gay walk"

>>77126062
>>Owns a drone

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doing a relax

Absolutely screeching at Brits and their hatred for the so-called Deano. Why do you have such contempt for people with upward mobility? Are you really all communists that want to drag everyone down to your dirt level? A yank would see a Deano and think "good for him, I want what he has" and get motivated to improve themselves

literally cant breathe at all these deano posts lads, having the time of my life

anyone noticed that most people who lift weights are working class but most people who are really into endurance sports are upper middle class

>>77126107
cringe

>>77126107
No mic. I sound generic English. Jeremy Clarkson sort of thing where there's no real region you can identify.

at work but craving a wank

>>77126114
The New World in general is Deanoland

Tbf there is one Australian here who knows what he's talking about

>>77125987
Belter post

>ywn be a tennis ball that a hot tennis player puts up her shorts

Ah yes, despite not being british and never having stepped foot in britain, allow me to give my insight on the minds of the british working class, despite being from, and living in a third world shithole

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>A yank would see a Deano and think "good for him, I want what he has"

You can't make this shit up

>>77126130
> I want what he has

why would you strive to be lower middle class, obsessed with meaningless frivolities and stuck in a dead end job in some provincial shithole?

>>77126146
think people are overusing upper-middle

>>77126130
how is it yanks still don't get that Brits despise anyone who appears to be doing remotely well off

Algerian's still trying to be a part of the club

Piss off you smelly nonce

>>77126177
tg Nassim

3 hours till the drinkin starts lads

>>77126177
good post

>>77126146
It depends on what sports the posh boarding schools offer. Lots of schools do rowing, that's why all Olympic rowers are posh boys

any radical middle class man in

>>77126222
What's on the menu?

i am the radical middle class

>>77126130
fuck off autismoyank

>>77126189
true
it's literally like >150kpa income to be upper middle
the rest is just middle

>>77126197
This

We don't celebrate success. It's not British.

>>77126204
yeh and hes fucking clueless. such a gimp.

>>77126168
>tfw serina williams will never serve your bollocks at 185mph on the steaming wimbledon clay

>>77126189
nah not really, most people i see that are really into endurance sports are road cyclists and triathletes with £5000-£10,000 bikes

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>>77126231
suicide

>>77126197
Rich and posh people despise Deanos as well. Traditionally everyone, the rich and the poor, have always loathed the lower middle classes

>>77126146
Triathalons are BOOMING in middle class britian right now
Poshos still are into horses and rowing

Alri lads the gf which I kinda liked (the 21 years stock trader one) got a tattoo on her shoulder with a flock of birds flying (which you literally on every single chick). She told me about it before but I thought it was a plan for like next year or something. Have decided to go exclusive with her less than one week ago. Considering breaking up.

>>77126204
>>77126246
algerian is fun
threads would be less funny without him and the butthurt he evokes

>>77126197
This is why your country will always be a depressing shithole

>>77126146
upper middle is a fairly small part of the population, you should picture it as fairly advanced on a bell curve

the majority of 'sort of okay financially' people you'll meet are just glorified middle middle

the game

>>77126186
he really lost his mind ever since drumpf got elected

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>>77126253

alan is weird

>frozen pizza box
pizza is teeming with mushrooms
>actual frozen pizza
3 mushrooms at most
DO NOT like getting messed about like this

>>77126270
have had hid filtered for months and only ever realise when spackers like you talk about him which is actually very infrequently

mmm yes integral part of these threads indeed

>>77126253
Haha cya

Becki's just had the news through that she past her colouring and Brazilian blow drying course at the Salon so we're hitting Sugarhut this Saturday to celebrate

Pres round Squid's an ive surprised her by renting a hummer limo to take us there. Absolutely choice

>>77126048
The Deano is essentialy and ex-chad in a lot of ways but he's not a prep he's not very posh or well mannered, didn't go to a top tier school. He is mildly successful, he is what a normie would consider successful he's honestly quite hard to describe to a non Brit but if you've met one you would know what I mean

>>77126292
sending this to tim

can someone fill me in on the 190 cm master race kiddy fiddling scandal

>>77126293
I'm not weird, there's literally nothing wrong with dating girls half your age

>>77126287
Fuck you

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>AMAB - All Men Are Bad

funny that the """""intellectuals""""" on /brit/ think they've come up with 'deano' when he's simply a regional variation of a concept that was thought of by actual intellectuals long before any of you were born

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petite_bourgeoisie

>>77126302
>>77126302
>>77126302

proxies afoot

>>77126243
to be honest it's not just about income just like you can be working class and a millionaire, it's about how you were brought up your whole attitude and ethos and the kinda shit you're into. Upper middle class is reserved in public scandalous in private (like the actual upper class) understated clothes no obnoxous labels and can't really afford the top designer brands (and doesn't much care to). Probably has more than one house and goes on big holidays at least every few years. Strong family ties with a focus on sustaining the family wealth because while it is a decent amount it is nothing crazy and they all still need to live within their means. Porbably not rich enough to not need to get a job but will be able to get a job working for the parents/friends easily. Went to red brick or better university and was just "something you do" nothing to do with an actual career, and so on.

That's no actually Alan you fucking morons

>>77126177
>>77126177
>never having stepped foot in britain
Went to london around 6 times and posted about my experience visiting the stadiums, you newfag and again there is nothing inherently british about deano really.

>>77126326
alri marcus you slimy git

>>77126346
Maybe we're aware of Marxist social terminology but we use Deano because it's funny you teenage pseudo-intellectual

>>77126287
epic

>>77126323
A deano is basically a working class yuppy
Closest american equivalent

>>77125961
Footy hooligan movies, alien vs preditor, paranormal activity, 28 days later and kill bill

what will Britain's GDP be like when the population is 40% White British, 20% White Other, 17% Muslim, 7% Indian, 7% Black, 6% Central and Eastern Asian, 3% Other?

>>77126130
its not making fun of someone for what they have, deanos are basically people who were really into the whole lad bible "lad" culture as teens and are now grown up. But they haven't really grown up. Yes they have some nice material goods (not really hard, our societies are rich compared to the rest of the world) but they're so bloody infantile.
They're literally drones in every sense of the word. They never do anything that would be outside the norm.

What is the name of Deano's bird? His mates will usually have stale nicknames like Ginge, Tommo, Ry and Jonesy. But can't get a definitive name for his bird. Looking for the British equivalent of Stacey. Chloe is the best I can come up with but it doesn't sound right

>>77126577
chaz (charlotte)

>>77126577
Becky

>>77126610
Bingo you actually nailed it

>>77126577
Liv (Olivia)

>>77126699
I know a Deano couple and she is literally called that haha well in

>>77126577
Liz (Elizabeth)