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alri

1st for nonces

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what went wrong

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anime

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Cymru

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>>77123306
the fascists broke him

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off to have tea with the queen lads wish me luck

power went out haha :(

might do the ice bucket challenge

*gentrifies your area*

>>77123306
to me he'll always just be that kid on even steven's with the very wide nostrils x

>>77123308
may allah have mercy on us all

>set alarm for 10am
>wake up just now (2:20pm) with no recollection of hearing or turning off the alarm
what the FUCK

>>77123342
he is a fascist tho

>>77123358
same
I remember the sister character from that show being my first crush

Absolutely desperate for a poo
*puts finger on intercom*
Janice, clear my schedule for the rest of the afternoon

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We're back and your throne is ours!!

>>77123353
me too then I'm gonna find kony

has /brit/ ever been so dead that there was no thread up

sure that lad was baiting about the natural births
wait a second
maybe everyone is just posting annoying stuff to try and mess me about

>>77123377
i dont believe u

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>>77123392
take me hard

>>77123377
nothing to be bragging about or showing off mr

GoT in 4 days lads

>>77123392
where have you been?

>>77123394
yeh ofc it has lol what kinda question is this

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not a fan of the kkk but my main problem with them is that they're not aesthetic

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>>77123397
impossible

>>77123431
why dress up as a spooky ghost?

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>>77123423
Been back here in mountain land and eaten fish, now we're up for round two.

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me

>>77123431
>not a fan of the kkk
hello nigger

>>77123306
It went wrong when he started to try and make political statements. Not a /pol/fag I think as soon as a movie actor or musical artist begains to make tired 'political statements' wether it be for the right or left they lose a huge chunk of credibility and relavence. My favourite celebrities are those who have and understated private life and aren't hell bent on changing the world or using their platform to make some kind of statement because they're usually wrong and they usually alienate their audience. Coming from a rich Hollywood background and trying to empathise with working class people or minorities when you are not one yourself is just laughable. I genuinely believe that Shia was a nice bloke at some point he just got a bit carried away with trying to be edgy in an attempt to shake off his even Stephens/ transformers image, the drugs and alcohol obviously didn't help.

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k-k-k-katy
beautiful katy
you're the only g-g-g-girl that i adore
when the m-m-m-moon shines
over the cowshed
i'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door

>>77123470
pmsl

>>77123431
the really stupid part is they copied the clothes that spanish christians wear during Semana Santa. Like why would a white protestant group copy catholic spaniards

>>77123477
>musical artist
music like any art is inherently political though (sure it might not be explicit but even something like singing about a boy loving a girl is in and of itself political, almost impossible to completely avoid politics just liek it is philosophy).

Kinda agree about actors though assuming they have no creative involvement in the projects they work on, it would be like the 3rd violinist in the royal symphony complaining about wagner, a kinda "why are you talking about this" situation

>>77123477
That's an interesting thought but too vague to be applicable to this movie (can be applicable to anything really)

Got any good get rich quick schemes lads?

>>77123477
he's Jewish mate of course he'll get political

dongcaster lol

>>77123520
mboko

Life idea: /brit/ day out at London zoo

>>77123397
nah he's right
more natural births would be better since only the strongest will survive
things like caesareans allow people who'd normally die to survive - thus passing on bad genes

>>77123541
yeah a "experimental treatment" for a terminally sick kid

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>tfw demographic winter

KKK gimmick? Urgh how unbelievably yankey I can smell the /cum/ from here. Don't get why we couldn't have a nice nonce thread, or poortherner thread or even a refrence to some obscure British pop culture icon thread

9 1/2 hours work done lads
6 to go

>>77123541
THE BRIT METHOD

just take a look at what happened!!!

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>KKK gimmick? Urgh how unbelievably yankey

NONCE STOLE MY FUCKING MONERO

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>>77123626

Graduation tomorrow

Can't be arsed

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>homosexuality is perfectly nor-

>>77123576
fitting out of a vagina easily is a different quality than being ubermensch

>>77123650
congratulations

got called a deatheater in the leaky cauldron today lads

>>77123681
Got a first and everything

Just can't be arsed sitting in a hall clapping for two hours

>>77123665
would honestly feel intimidated if a lad wearing that much makeup approached me

What is THE must have app?

harry potter was a super comfy series

Reckon we should've listened to the religious right back in the 60s
It's all too far gone now

>>77123708
F-droid

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>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city in Essex
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Did 2 seasons as a rep out in Ibiza
>Drives an Audi which he got on finance from his job, gf drives a fiat 500
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut
>Favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
>Uses hair products
>Favourite restaurant is Wagamama's
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Has a pug/french bulldog
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. >Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
>Spends his summer holidays in Spain, nabbing up a tidy deal online for a 3* all inclusive hotel in Menorca, flights included for £550 pp

Who's that Pokemon?

>>77123708
angry birds

>>77123679
cesarean births lead to narrower hip canals and more cesarean births, thus wasting the doctors time

>>77123523
I suppose you are right. I have no problem with someone making a statement with their art itself it's just when you see an artist post something political on twitter or go on the news (Lily Allen is the worst offender for this) it takes the punch out of their music and is more than anything just lame. I think social media has ruined the mystique of a lot of artists today. I'm sure people would think Bowie was less of a genius if all he did was cry about thatcher on twitter at the height of his career.

Fucking hate trying to lose weight

I'm hungry

Fuck sake

Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

visited mayfair and 90% of people were wearing suits christ

>>77123735
i don't really care mate
personal choice, if you want a natural birth you ask your mummy for one

>>77123720
J.K. Rowling wishes the critics would eat their words about the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, but it won't happen. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>77123739
>I'm sure people would think Bowie was less of a genius if all he did was cry about thatcher on twitter at the height of his career.

Morrissey did it and he managed to keep his fanbase.

>>77123697
i felt the same way originally but the speeches and presentations ended up really making me feel like a part of the university haha. it'll leave you with a good feeling, trust me, and it'll make your parents happy too.

>>77123729
no you spanner, you're supposed to describe the day in the life of a deano not just list things he does

>>77123708
whatsapp

apparently the rate of cesarean births in the US is at 30%

grim statistic for a grim country

Going to have to live in zone 2 lads

>>77123768
>if you want a natural birth you ask your mummy for one
oh I'm not saying that
I'm just saying that births should be through the vagina, not cut open

>>77123729
Deano?

>>77123776
It's a shite uni anyway though, I was literally just there to get my degree and fuck off. Only there a year too because I had an FD already.

Just honestly can't be fucked

>>77123789
ah right
nah i want my gf's minge to remain nice

>>77123784
probably because of all the race mixing
no way a small asian woman is supposed to give birth to a europeans children

phoenix nights is one of my favourite comedies and im not even northern

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>>77123794
correct

love my chinese gf

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walking the runt

>>77123784
I was the product of a cesarean and turned out just fine x

>>77123755
Annyeong mr young

>>77123798
it'll be nice

>>77123848
If you say so la

>>77123801
she'll be traumatised if some soulless surgeon cuts open her stomach

her fanny was meant for birthing your son not for being a nice place to put your dick

>>77123770
I've read this before wheres it from?

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>last night, drunk as fuck
>make a shitty bait thread on /int/
>wake up and check the 'chon just now
>thread is still alive
>100+ replies
>someone posted it on /r/4chan
>6000+ upvotes

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Told my psychiatrist about /Brit/ and the role it has in my life and she tripled my dosage lads

>>77123832
Aye but you want another one soon after

>>77123824
Liked your post btw la

why are kurds so despised by muslims?

How big do you reckon Charlie Gard's napper is, lads?

love my cheese

>>77123869
Prove it

>>77123862
ah right
as i said, i don't really care lad you crack on

>>77123729
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
you forgot Becky's Joe Wickes books

>>77123866
/lit/

>>77123878
couldn't give a fuck about kurds desu

Are Kenyans genetically predetermined to be good at running or is it just because it's the most high profile sport in Kenya and they've got a good running culture so all promising athletes take up running?

There's probably absolutely loads of Bob Kenyan or East African athletes who could be good at running but they take up football instead as there's more fame and money

>>77123878
friends of israel
secular
other muslims supporting iraq etc

>>77123729
know at least six of these "people"

>>77123878
they can't handle that much based

Reminder that Konta isn't British

>>77123891
think it's this one

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6mzs6p/anon_talks_about_a_certain_country/

>>77123920
Niggers gotta run from the boys in blue, the slow ones don't survive it's natural selection to breed the fastest ones

>>77123846
yeah, same here
*climbs out the window*

>>77123932
if you know six deanos the only reasonable explanation is that you yourself are a deano

he who fights monsters and all that

>>77123729
>calls his parents mum and dad
Why is this Deano behaviour? And ngl I relate to a lot of the things on this list am I a failed Deano

>>77123952
Yeah that's it

>>77123878
let's take a look at the groups muslims despise:
-jews
-kurds
-christians
-atheists/apostates
-hindus
-sikhs
-buddhists
-confuscians
-jains
-tribal africans
-other muslims (mostly shias and sufis)

>>77123920
persistence hunters lad

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>>77123477
Can't help but agree with you anon, honestly just feels like despite they're people with thoughts and views on issues; being a celebrity demotes you from being human in the public eye. Just feels cringey whenever a celeb starts spouting whatever their political view is. Movie stars and musicians seem to think they're the voice of a generation. Not sure many of them have realised now that there are young people who support Trump, or any kind of conservative party.
>seen Moonlandingz a year ago
>halfway through the set
>singer says he has something to tell everyone
>"fuck brexit"
>crowd goes wild shouting it back

and they say right wingers are the ones to fall prey to slogans

http://i.imgur.com/BkkgY1g.gifv

>>77123979
alri deano

Not a huge fan of looking at black people's naked bodies but I do it anyway

If black people are so good at endurance sports why have I not seen a single black cyclist at the tour de France

>>77123920
both. behaviour influences genetics.

>>77124048
institutional racism

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fuck all normies

>>77124048
they couldn't get them to stick with just their own bikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0H0B4_AahU

choon

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hmm

the jewish e-gf is being a lesbian again

>>77124086
she's literally hideous

>>77124019
glastonbury and the whole jeremy corbyn thing is pretty dire but the thing is with musical artists most of their songs have always been political rolling stons etc, you can't really be surprised when they take moments out during their set to make comments.

>>77124086
france is a shitskin country

Not a huge fan of anybody that isn't white but I cooperate with them

loafers are the ultimate deano shoe

currently cucking myself because i'm lonely and i want attention

man i really hope konta wins

why are left wing lads so fucking boring
all i want is a big burly lad to fuck but they're all really left wing and i can't be bothered

>>77124037
Alri Bruce just got back from a date with the missus (we've been going out since yr11). Would love to stay and chat but I'm going for a five guys with the boys and then we're gonna smash pop world have fun on your little image board you fucking gimp.

>>77123920

Lots of them are from tribes that have lived at high altitude for thousands of years

>>77124131
thought deano wore classics

>>77124183
So why aren't peruvians good then

Get the pakis and niggers out of the country

>>77124162
weird i've found left wing people are usually a lot less boring but more annoying than right wing people

>>77124191
Well if everyone’s good then nobody is, gotta have some runtoids to give contrast to the situation

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just bought this

macron loves putin and trump

>>77124191
malnutrition
the irish ate all their potatoes

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bfc_1499727680

don't watch if you're eating

>>77124185
deano wears classics to the footy
loafers out to dinner

Get the pakis and niggers into the country

>>77124191

Little legs

>>77124191
pretty sure the animals in peru aren't as dangerous

Huge fan of Sarah Palin she's hot as

>>77124185
Nah loafers with no sock when they're wearing skinny jeans and shirt or suit on town (most likely going to walkabout with the lads) when they've got trackies, t shirt and cap ok they'll wear classics or even air max. t.apprentice deano

>>77124163
mate don't
I already have a mortgage on a 2-bed and love wagamamas, I do NOT need the fact I've been going out with my gf since year 11 being yet another Deano symptom

>>77124220
macron hates them both but deals with them because he's a big boy

Got called a falang at 7-eleven today

Hate banter. Wish it was banned. Simple as.

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Got a good letter lads

If I were a deano a typical day in the life would involve finishing my shift as manager at JJB, getting in my VW golf GTI (on finance) and driving home to my newly build baratt home to watch X factor and have a chinese on the sofa with the GF while /brit/posting from my new iphone 7 (£70/month contract)

>>77124274
impressive jannie that was like half a second

>>77124269
dire gimmick

does deano cheat on the missus

>>77124269
back to leftypol

>>77124209
ahh cool

What is the definitive Deano music :
1. Techno or Tech-house
2. Grime
3. Entry level rock like Oasis or stone roses
4. Whatever's on radio 1

>>77124191
too mountainous

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Hey, brit, do u use kukloscript?

>tfw was on an early shift yesterday and my gf now works mornings as a receptionist at a vets so we met up for a Costa before going to the gym
how Deano am I, lads?

Hate Jews and other non-white beasts simple as

>>77124309
FONT

>>77124286
He cheated on her a couple times but she's forgiven him he just has to be careful when he's out with the lads now and make sure he messages her. When he goes out to maga with the lads he might be tempted to cheat tho.

>>77124273
i work for HMRC. gona look up who you are. lol

>>77124316
still a dire gimmick

>>77124343
Isn't that illegal?

>>77124316
jews are white sweaty xx

>>77124309
felt a bit sick reading this post

>>77124343
please do would be so funny

>>77124279
Patrician taste my fellow Deano

>>77124309
6/10

get her a job as a massage therapist and you'd be shooting for the stars

>>77124351
only if i post it.

>>77124384
Go for it then

>>77124353
>Jew does something good
"WE ARE A UNIQUE RACE"

>Jew does something bad
"Well actually we are white..."

massive choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-SiZSlmhI

>>77124048
black people and white people have been shown to have different leg:body ratios on average
I was looking it up as to why whites seem to dominate swimming while blacks dominate running, maybe thats a factor in cycling too?

mmmmmmggmgmgmggmBACK IN BLACK

I HIT THE SACK

gona start drinking zubrowska and apple juice in a few hours lads who gona join me?

/brit/ makes a lot more sense if you pretend everyone is a woman

is joe weller the most deano human being alive

>>77124416
yeh ok. whats you address?

>>77124425
i pretend every /brit/ is me and all the non /brits/ are retards and it's usually pretty accurate

>>77124048
cycling is popular in majority white countries only

Howling at "alternative" losers having a demeaning name for guys their age who have their shit together. Does it really make you feel less of a loser. Don't you realize that you're tricking yourself? I ask myself as I continue howling.

>>77123847
안녕

>>77124028
I constantly mock /pol/ddit here, but to give them credit this is fucking hilarious

>>77124253
Sorry lad but if you were hugely popular in high school but as your life has progressed it's gotten less and less interesting you are a certified Deano. It's funny most Deanos I know were the coolest guy in the world when I was 15-20 but as time goes on you realise they are just incredibly dull people.

Finding it hard to tell if this girl is a stealthfat or not lads what do you think?

https://www.instagram.com/ellosborne1/

Some pics have me a bit suspicious

>>77124436
nah, Mark Wright

>>77124407
im in shock

>>77124436
no, too dippy and inoffensive, someone like mark wright

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>>77124451

>>77124441
Seagrave Road SW6 1RP

msg me @ soluroruzo[at]vektik.com for house number

>>77124451
ah but they don't have their shit together
they just think they do
but really they're in a large amount of debt that'll hit them hard at about 30

Business idea: invent a painless tattoo removal procedure that doesn't leave any marks

brutal choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJLfCBBcZAo

>>77124487
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bfc_1499727680
chortling

>>77124464
are you fucking retard she isn't fat lol

>>77124462
nah, more of that classic 4chan backstory of "not popular but not bullied either, just that guy who generally got on with everyone"
reckon if I didn't get a gf at 15 I'd have become a right loser

>>77124309
costa is overpriced shite
got charged 2:30 fora cup of tea for fuck sake

just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

>>77124131
There is no inherently Deano shoe. It depends on context. A pair of oxfords worn about town is patrician. A pair of oxfords worn with a polyester suit to a nightclub on a friday night is Deano

>>77124103
It's a good point like, I'm just personally not a fan of celebrities having to make statements for us, when they're as far from reality as the politicians they support. Can't even buy into Corbyn being a man of the people that much when he's just some Londoner desu. Different world up North that governments don't seem to understand

>>77124545
the new "frostinos" were half price 3pm-6pm on weekdays
got a caramel latte one

Good night left pride
Fuck communists
Fuck lefts
Fuck Muslim
Fuck anarhists
Only right power
Glory for USA and Israel

>>77124491
FOB

>>77124537
>"not popular but not bullied either, just that guy who generally got on with everyone"

don't think this is classic 4chan at all, classic 4chan is the inoffensive somewhat antisocial literally who that all of your classmates immediately forgot about after they graduated

>>77124526
in the group photos/pictures from far she looks a bit less attractive than she does in her selfies with her chebs out tho right?

>>77124494
>a large amount of debt that'll hit them hard at about 30
Why would it hit them hard if they continue giving their best at their sales supervisor job while receiving the support of their loving missus and taking a trip to Thailand or Spain to relax from time to time. Deanos=mature twenty-something who are living their dreams.
(You)="Alternative" loser.
Capice?

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building the gaff

>>77124300
Classic FM for the aspirational Deano
He's never even heard of Radio 3

>>77124451
Everyone knows a Deano, in fact many of us here may even be considered a Deano. The reason the gimmick works is because it encapsulates what the modern view of success is in today's society. Deano is incredibly successful but his life is ultimately very mundane, he drives the same car, has the same habits and does the same stuff as all the other Deanos. You don't get it because your society doesn't have Deanos you might think it does but it doesn't most men in Britain aged 20-35 are Deanos so the gimmick is relateable that's what makes it work you spaz.

>>77124601
nah lol

alan is angry today

Business idea: A /brit/ fishing boat. We fish in the north sea, 14 days at a time with a 6 man crew. At the end of the 14 days another 6 man crew replaces us and so on.

>>77124596
basically the same thing
I'm not friends with a single person from school except those I share with the gf

>>77124355
Same

>>77124519
handsome chap

Met an Indian from London and he was a good lad. Maybe not all poos are bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xJI4zYR5o8

*dislikes*

>>77124628
nice satire mate

> Deano is incredibly successful

chortling

>>77124630
he's had a bad day noncing about with his underage cambodian prostitute entourage, give him some breathing room

>>77124613
this looks shit
fuck off

toil commences in 9 hours lads, considering not going to sleep since it's only a 6 hour shift

>>77124648
the ones in london are good lads but actual indians see them as posh and stuck up apparently

NOT liking these absolut vodka ads lads

the best part about filtering all the gimmick JFs is telling everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Yz4Ay14u8

The pinnacle of Deano behaviour is ordering a Nando's on the phone and picking it up in town while your missus sits in so you and her can watch X factor and eat it together.

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>hes here

>tfw you get half-way through your Peroni before even touching your chicken katsu curry because Becky is borrowing your plate for an Instagram picture and can't decide which filter makes her yaki soba look the most #asianvibes

>>77124628
>your society doesn't have Deanos
This is where your wrong. I know a lot of Deanos and a lot of them are old friends and family members (cousin who married at 24 and divorced at 32 is a Deano). Not denying that the gimmick is brilliant.
But I was the twenty-something "alternative" loser myself, "finding myself", "smoking weed", "experimenting" and "following my passion" or whatever the fuck went through my head at the time. How original is that really?

It was fun but now that I have more of a Deano life in my thirties (actually own my place and have a low-stress highly paying job thanks to education and luck), I regret not being more serious in my twenties.
Life is pretty boring and there's no alternative path. As a middle-class fag you are 99% certain to become a Deano at some point. Why not start now?

Do Deanos ever get depressed?

>>77124716
why did they both look so sad afterwards?

just ate a whole head of lettuce

>>77124704
Actual Indians defecate on streets so im not sure they're a valid benchmark

ahh yes, just spent 15 minutes trying to get my sticky semen down the drain of the sink because I ran out of tissues

why the fuck does water too cold or too hot make your cum go all sticky and clumped up? so annoying haha

Just finished today's shed workout lads

>Weighted chinups
>Overhead press
>sldl
>Arms/abs/calves assistance

Feeling good now

nandos isn't even good
been like twice and its just meh
the food is not remotely worth its price

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how can beer be so aesthetic yet taste so vile

>>77124628
Deano isn't incredibly successful, he's just about where he's supposed to be for his age and education, which is why so many of us know one of them. They're the lads who didn't drop out of school, maintained a social life, did a 3-4 year degree and are now part of the Deano conglomerate, a group of potentially hundreds of thousands of young men who have enough money to put a roof over their heads and just about support a family without cracking under the pressure. In earlier generations they would have been blue collar more than likely, now the furthest they'll ever get is middle management.

>>77124776
nah
if they do, they just take Friday off for a 3-day sesh with the lads and hide behind memes on the British Banter facebook page for a while

don't like this gimmick of alan the quince making sense tbph

>>77124610
>Why would it hit them hard if they continue giving their best at their sales supervisor job while receiving the support of their loving missus and taking a trip to Thailand or Spain to relax from time to time.

ah yes sales jobs are well known to be stable sources of income and totally won't get fucked by the upcoming recession

>(You)="Alternative" loser.
err
you're making some very incorrect assumptions here

having a stupid mortgage on a shitbucket new build brick shack and spending all of your monthly wage on loan payments and other capitalistic shit is not a sign of a successful person

>>77124776
not really
the people who get really depressed are those with the intelligence to succeed big but they just squander it
Deanos are not very intelligent

>>77124798
good lad
what weight do you use for your pull ups

>>77124768
Jesus Christ you're in your thirties? Fuck me lad I thought you were about 25 hahaha

Jesus

>>77124793
>Not getting laid and masturbating so much that you just cum a symbolic drop which you can easily dispose of
Howling

>>77124800
Agreed lad. Better off just making your own fried chicken.

>>77124824
depression doesn't reallty have much to do with intelligence to be fair senpai

>>77124809
>taste so vile
hate this meme

>>77124809
ahh yes the beta male

>>77124832
Can only do 11.5kg at the minute so need to bring them up desu

>>77124847
I really think it does, but that's just my personal theory

>>77124824
>the people who get really depressed are those with the intelligence to succeed big but they just squander it

SMART
BUT
LAZY

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>having to leave your kickabout with the lads early because your missus has text you asking to her to pick up a Chinese for tea
>Kyle, Jonesy, Ryan, Sam and Ginge give you grief for being whipped as you pack up you World Cup ball and JBL Bluetooth speaker into the back of your golf GTI (on finance)
>missus sees a picture of you and Ginge with some bird on insta and then she starts giving you grief
The Deano life is suffering lads

>>77124821
>you're making some very incorrect assumptions here
>next paragraph proves him completely right
lol well done dickhead

>>77124836
>fried chicken
Spacker

>>77124798
>sldl
Don't have an appropriate fedora image for this.

>>77124776
yes, but they are they're not really aware of it, they are too stupid to be, for them it's just a state of unrest and channel this through anger and having bar fights

>>77124885
being in massive amounts of debt is not a sign of success

>>77124866
whats your height and weight?
how many reps can you do with the 11.5

>>77124873
I really doubt it, those at significant stand deviasions above and below the mean may be more prone like skitzophrenia but would be surprised to see anything more than a weak correlation

>>77124798
post pics of shed gym

Tax refund getting processed lads

What should I do with £780?

Deanos are actually good fun to be around if they like you

>>77124810
Bruce gets it

Fan of Myprotein. One of the better UK companies I must say.

>>77124847
>depression doesn't reallty have much to do with intelligence to be fair senpai
There is some truth to it, although it's hard to formalise. Depression has to do with introspection perhaps which may have to do with depth and creativity. But now it's becoming so mainstream to be suffer from depression and anxiety (thanks to the pharmaceutical jew pushing their prescriptions) that it's hard to tell.

>>77124904
think I can hear your mum saying your mcnuggets are ready mate, run along

What are the archetypal Deano political views?

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>the people who get really depressed are those with the intelligence to succeed big but they just squander it
>Deanos are not very intelligent

le deano xD so simple and dumb xD

*doesnt leave house for 4 months and wanks to anime whilst playing WoW*

>>77124923
Pay off debts otherwise save it

>>77124936
I live on my own in a big house (which I own outright and didn't pay a mortgage to get)

I think I know what makes a successful person sweetie

>>77124938
is david cameron the prime minister?

>>77124810
thought deano didn't go to uni and got a job early when the rest of us were still in education desu

probably rather spend time with the average deano than the average /brit/ poster desu

>>77124958
Not really got any debts 2bh

Going to be moving to >London soon though so it'll help with the whole deposit situation.

>>77124946
settle down deano

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>le deano xD so simple and dumb xD

>*doesnt leave house for 4 months and wanks to anime whilst playing WoW*

Any lads on the civil service fast stream?

>>77124938
hate pakis
centre- left economically

>>77125000
possibly. don't know what it is.

just got back from the climbing gym

if I died right now don't think I would even notice

just got impeached lads

>>77125036
>>77125036
>>77125036

>>77125024
Job

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Loving the Deano discussion boys they're quite hard to describe to a yank but everyone knows him. He's no even really a villain like Chad is. He's just devoid of any real originality he's not a bad person in fact he's probably a nice guy most of the time, he just follows the same path that all of his kind follow is this an inheirently bad thing? Who knows in today's society being a Deano seems to be the only way to go

>>77125052
>>77125052
>>77125052

>>77124973
Yeah I'd say so as well. Most likely got an apprenticeship or something with his uncle's/dad's firm

>>77124887
You don't like fried chicken lad?

>>77124279
JJB doesn't exist any more Bruce you stupid fucking cunt how many times do I have to tell you
*swots you on the head with a rolled up newspaper*