/brit/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv6nfdj-Ock

Nonces IN

screen JUST

not impressed with this jannie too many nonces slipping through the cracks

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This is the new president of Mongolia lads

just squirted red paint on this lads screen wahey

>>77120062
reported to theresa may

screen just went boom

Been considering the benefits of a real job versus committing credit card fraud lads

>>77120083
that's my dad

>>77120097
and what have you come up with?

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Love Corbyn
Love Socialism
Love Brexit
Hate Blairites
Hate Tories
Hate Jews

Simple as

>>77120114
Not sure 50/50 both have pros and cons

I AM A SON OF HADES

I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ARSE

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>>77120053
quite impressive for a rorke account actually

I heard that Brits don't like marzipan. Do you like it?

*winds up the heem machine*

Way, way too many Chinese in unis.

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Can any of you lads tell me anything about Dundee/Angus? More specifically Montrose. Might have to move there for a possible job.

>>77120020
would be a lot quicker and a more seamless transition if an organisation like the united nations could make binding agreements among states to do these things. would reduce inequalities in wealth too
or if states could actually negotiate it amongst themselves

>>77120143
please explain the context in which you heard we don't like marzipan
i'm interested in how that comes up in conversation

Became friends with a rasheed on runescape, proper lad

>>77120142
it's impressive for a channel as bleak and depressing as woesie's, his stuff is usually higher-brow stuff as well to put off the numbskulls

for example I think David Duke has more subscribers

>>77120163
dundee: povvos
angus: beef

>>77120143
i remember going into marzipan shops when i was kid. they had little marzipan animals you could buy and eat. dont see them any more.

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>So anon, this is dr pavel, the registrar, and li wang, a medical student. You don't mind if they sit in and observe your phimotic consultation, do you?

National Action ban uplifted WHEN?

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>>77120012
love britain, ambivalent about other places
simple as

really not a fan of institutions like the UN or other NGOs acting like they're more powerful than an individual nation and their right to do things the way they want

Hmm yes interesting observation old friend...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQCF2WznqVQ

REEEEEEEE NORMIES OUT lol
Shadilay~

>>77120053
>1488 thumbnail

nice

theres a turbo nonce
not just a nonce but a turbo nonce

JANNY

>>77120224
work with a girl who looks like this but small chebs desu

>>77120224
dire gimmick

Smile and say hello to my supervisor if I see him in the lab or whatever but he just completely blanks me. Baffling.

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>>77120219
had the same but with an african medical student once

>>77120235
Why are they hanging about in a children's playground?

>>77120235
love the collapse of the alt lite
love the ascendance of the alt right

simple as

>>77120223
National kiddies more like

Bunch of dafties and misfits

Just had sex with a girl. But she posts in a different general you wouldn't know her haha

>>77120278
Disagree

>>77120235
Am I meant to know who any of these people are or any context

>>77120278
agree
they're a bunch of hitler-loving Poles too

real British nationalists wouldn't act like them

What kind of racist comment is that? You checked the colour of people's skin? Outrageous! Get out of my way!

Watching deadman mode videos x

>>77120307
no

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>>77120322

>real British nationalists

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>>77120270
hate it hate it hate it HATE IT SO MUCH
the asian girl was so cute as well

>>77120172
today i enjoyed some marzipan chocolate in the cafeteria and a british co-worker started commenting on it. he claimed that brits hate marzipan and prefer "real candy bars" such as cadbury

Going to set this Canadian runt’s mode to deadman in a minute

>>77120322
NA is good lads you'd like them

>>77120038
t. duncan todd

radical centrist on car/public transit/cyclist issues

being racist: scumbag human
having an abortion: a woman's right to choose

:)
:)
:) :) :)::_)))-\os0sioajc\mcakk;a

>>77120388
regulate and tax it nuff said

Not a fan of (((rebel media)))

>>77120368
>>77120373
>>77120388
are you brits?

>>77120364
no, I think what he meant is HE hates marzipan
and if he actually used the word candy you should have said fuck off yank

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>>77120345
do you have those appointments often? seems like the problem could be solved pretty quickly

radical centrist on the death penalty

have had a vr wank before lads, it's equally amazing and grim desu

>>77120270
Lmao I had a Sheed once

janny has banned the nonce

>>77120419
why?

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>>77120423
>seems like the problem could be solved pretty quickly
like this?

>>77120469
Run by the hooknoses

do you HAVE to work as a uni student or can you get by on the loan

>>77120388
All roads to be taken up all of the time by a one year long road cycling stage race across the whole of Britain

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thoughts on my arse?

>>77120501
if you don't have anything saved up then you will probably need to work unless you are in a cheap halls of residence

>>77120219
had the same and the lead doctor even made a "joke" about how once my acne is cleared up i will be able to get girls, I was like 14. I wanted to cry.

Wish to cop a omega seamaster

>>77120481
I meant steroid creams or whatever but that works too

>>77120219
Did he try to grab your prize?

>>77120501
just ask your parents for cash
(is cash a yank word or what do you guys call it?)

>>77120525
hope a paki runs you over

>>77120501
I lived off my student loan + money from mummy and daddy

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oh well, we had a good run

>>77120564
get out nonceoid reeeee

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just a reminder that tesco is the radical centrist supermarket of choice

>>77120501
Im living at home all expenses paid and get health £6k a year in uni bennies as well :DDD

>>77120435
WHAT THE FUCK

>>77120388
despise public transport but see its necessity in places like london, would put more investment in so double the amount of tubes currently running and so on and would discourage as much as possible person use of car within congested zones. not a b ig fan of cyclists considering most are tossers and are very awkward to drive around and dodge as both car driver and pedestrian but respect their environmental stance. Tough stuff for sure. I'd probably try and get everyone in London to travel on public transport in the center or walk, on the outskirts where would eb arder to justfiy the montetary investment for more tubes and buses would probably be more lax

Got rejected from KCL not mad tho it's shit anyway

>>77120594
how can you not remember how you voted on brexit

the utter state

>>77120571
F us

Based nonceposter

>>77120571
They've been predicting a huge solar flare for ages now

We rely on technology/electricity so much it would probably kill off a fair few people

>>77120571
look on the bright side hahahahah

>>77120525
pretty average looking woman's behind

https://twitter.com/djiboutique/status/884537481714171905

>>77120594
>waitrose

the absolute state

>>77120594
aldi and lidl shoppers voting leave is genuinely hilarious

>>77120605
it is a bit i went there last year

>>77120501
I rinsed my life savings was probably a bit short sighted but ah well

>>77120553
we sometimes use cash

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>>77120545
aye

just got out of a coma lads

>>77120571
how exactly does a hole appear on the sun

>>77120501
you can get by on the loan

https://twitter.com/neoliberals/status/675286354222256128
The gf

The marble countertop just gave my bollocks a good clap

Tomorrow we have DRUMPF for our national day, what did you have for yours ?

>>77120687
SHADOW ON THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>77120419
>>77120469
>>77120483

>>77120693
cute voice but nah thanks

>tfw got my theory test next friday.

anyone whose done the test got any tips?

>>77120693
wtf sje sounds like a 30 year old tory

>>77120700
we had prince chaz laughing at inuits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWMd3rQPJ8Y

donald trump offers to blow you, what do you do?


>>77120729
fuck off underaged

>>77120729

pass it

>>77120687
it found god and become holey :p

not sure about anyone else but radical centrist posts always get me howling, the concept is just absurd

>>77120749
desu senpai name one political position that isn't absurd

>>77120732
Welcome to Norfolk

what is the most british word i can use to confuse americans with

>>77120761
altright kekestani

>>77120219
uhh you don't get to bring friends

>>77120761
radical communism

>>77120761
accelerationist scientism

>>77120776
I like r/breeding desu lad

>>77120761
marxism leninism maoism

>>77120219
literally had 2 female doctors (1 about 23 and qt af) check my penis for stds

did a poo lads

stop linking to twitter craig

>>77120776
>i see having children as a completely selfish act
>preceding sentence talks about how she doesn't like her friends having kids because they spend less time with her

wew you know she's fat, gross and a total mentalisr

>>77120772
how is that not absurd

Might curbstomp you all

curled up in bed :3

>>77120818
found the sjw nigger-loving cuck

praise kek or fuck off

>>77120776
>wtf the world is overpopulated
>wtf don't say theres too many niggers nazi bigot
>wtf i'm 40 suddenly and nobody loves me

>>77120818
think it was a joke, aussies are such fucking clowns haha

Everywhere we go
Everywhere we go
It's the Oldham boys
Making all the noise
Everywhere we go

anyone saying the world is overpopulated is someone who has already subconsciously accepted genocide

>>77120761
dark enlightenment / neoreactionary

*praises kek*

whoa...so this is the power of religion....

>>77120828
lazy cunt

>>77120843
oh man funny stuff he got me good haha x

>wtf don't say theres too many niggers nazi bigot
reaally made me think.....

Ummm only white people overpopulate the world swetheart

>>77120594
you mean ocado you sperg, radical centrists vote remain

>>77120761
being a sith lord

I want a Subway sandwich.
Do i give in to the temptation ?

>>77120878
thanks that was me who lured you into a web of deceit btw

>>77120878
if you thought that was funny.... wait til you see this! >>77120894

>>77120761
fascism, the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.

really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).

Macron flew under the radar

turns out he's /ourguy/ and can get things done

never even heard of ocado, sounds very suspicious

We love you noncey we do
We love you noncey we do
We love you noncey we do
Ohhhhhhhh noncey we love you
NONCEY

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Uh, stay outta Riverdale

>>77120894
great post, funny too!

>>77120899
what kind

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have to go kill some snakes that're inhabiting my dad's property

any slough man in

>>77120938
thanks

Um not a fan of Alphadestiny NOR blaha

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front of hair is looking a little thinner

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>>77120921

>>77120944
don't step on me

>>77120922
There's one in Knowlesy apparently. Very peculiar indeed.

>>77120921
Yeah, although hes going to accept many migrants into France, hes going to send a whole bunch back too

SAVE BRENDAN

>>77120944
Do you feel sad for the snakes? Why are you sad little frog?

hate radical centrists

boring fence sitting cunts

worse than leftypol, at least they believe in something

not sure what to think of macron
the french are a strange breed

Only person I hate more than nonces is David beckha!

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>>77120944

>>77120980
the migrants he's taking in will all be British middle class people butthurt about Brexit

>>77120942
Teriyaki chicken

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Black man is the only member of the cast that behaves like an adult hmmmmmm

might have another packet of instant noodles....................... thoughts?

what are stars lads

CHARLIE GARDS PARENTS STORM OUT OF HIGH COURT HEARING

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40591750
so proud x
very glad they're solving the important issues :)

>>77121025
fat cunt

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>>77120986
we were cleaning up some lumber that'd been sitting outside for a few months last week and a little grass snake tried to bite my dad so he kicked the poor thing and it started twitching and slowly dying so i picked it up gently with a stick and carried it into the woods where i hope it survived or at least died peacefully

>>77121008
Good riddance tbqh

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really makes you think

>>77121027
le stardust *inhales*

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time to craft a lunch

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the nose knows

>>77121033
neutralise the threat

>>77121043
homophobia is found in the dominant species on the planet ahhhhhhhh hmm

>>77121016
better be halal

have to have superannuation sorted for a job tomorrow
how am I supposed to do that?

Watching webcam qts again & feeling sad I'll never get a girlfriend.

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>>77121033
Now im sad too

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>>77120944

as a radcen I prefer my steaks medium-rare

>>77121031
if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all

>>77121082
you have a super fund?

>>77121061
i have that nose and was bullied in secondary school for it

any grimsby man in

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40591750

YAAAAAAAS

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>>77121043
>homophobia only exists in the species able to use reason
hm

>>77121108
no
but they have to pay part of your earnings into super but I don't know what I have to show for that

>>77121033
Should've just killed it desu. Leaving it injured and alone in the woods is probably the cruelest thing you could've done in that situation.

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>>77121058
>KhajIit
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

fascism, capitalism and communism only exist in the species able to use reason

>>77121116
who reads these headlines and thinks "yes! finally!!"

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>>77121145
I'LL CARVE YOU TO PIECES

convinced skyrim and fallout new vegas are the two games which spurned development of the alt right

pee urine

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why do the british judges hate babies and get to dictate to the parents whether or not their child gets to die or get proper treatment?

Not understanding amortization LADS

/brit/ only exists in the species able to use reason

>>77121145
rare image of Varg Vikernes spotted in the French wilderness

>>77121160
aye that'd be me

>>77121168
partly correct because it was gaymurgayte that started it all

>>77121168
elaborate

rather not say

Why don't you Brit and Aussie virgins just come to North America to get laid? Your accent makes you a Chad no matter what stupid shite you say.

Nonceposting only exists in the species able to use reason

wtf is riverdale

archie's being nonced by his teacher
lmao

the state of american tv

>>77121205
burrr rrdrruurrr drubrrbbb bbrrr poo

>>77121160
I know a few people who will think that
I personally couldn't give it a crap

>>77121205
90% of british males sound like numales

the average, flat, nasally american accent is more masculine than the average briton's accent

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>>77121193
caesars legion inspired the ruthless ideology of the alt-right

>>77121129
there's some default account I think they can pay into but you're best off finding your own superfund. that's what you supply to your employer, the documentation of your superfund so they can begin depositing money.

there's a shitload of websites which compare funds and types of funds

>>77121172
why do the parents have a right to put their child through such an ordeal because mr goldberg sold them some snake oil?

>>77121187
wrong.jpg

the aftermath of Ron Paul's campaign were the biggest seeds

and even then, there existed a small fringe of people looking for an alternative right-wing movement away from mainstream conservatism since like the mid 2000s

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-rendezvous-french-president-macron-paris-bastille-day/story?id=48600009

i'm sure a few memes will come of this

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>>77121205
pppppppppppphlhphphlphlhplhphlhplhplhplhphl

>>77121205
huh you're right
*completely disregards everything going on in my "life" and flies to the US with no money*

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>clear piss

>>77121168
no actually it was ethics in video game journalism

>>77121229
Sure, British men are effeminate as fuck always kissing each other for a laugh and drinking sugary fruit cider. But everyone knows that the generation of women reared on Harry Potter and Sherlock love their accents.

>>77121235
>the aftermath of Ron Paul's campaign were the biggest seeds
maybe on pol but attacking video games and free speech was their biggest mistake

being australian and flying to north america to lose your virginity only exists in the species with reason

The Roman Empire made Nazi Germany look like a joke. Simple as

be right back in 40 secs once I've done this wank lads

>>77121205
or you can just go to a bar and talk to a girl

>>77121232
hmm sounds like it requires effort

posting on 4chan only exists for two species for a reason

love watching hitchens take down this child abusing cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZTS6iVpSPI

>>77121229
>Scousers sound like nu males
>Pakis sound like nu males
>Northerners sound like nu males
>Welshman and scotts sound like nu males
Yeah ok pal

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>in the 60s/70s you could live wherever you wanted in London
>could buy a house in Kensington for cheap and sell it for £20m later on down the line

>>77121205
Don't have any money or any friends to go with

>>77121229
>the average briton's accent
good thing I don't have the average Brit accent eh

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2 inches taller is all i ask my lord, my beautiful masterful lord and divine saviour

What would the world be like if Hitler never lost the plot and actually won?

>>77121299
not sure what this is trying to convey

>>77121310
best hitchens

>>77121311
implying the bulk of british people arent southerners. anyway this breathy jon snuu accent isnt masculine either. it sounds like a fat person.

>>77121336
Probably a lot better

>>77121299
absolutely no idea what a neo reactionary means, it's just alphabet soup

>>77121308
a lot less than you'd thinkbut a bit, yes

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anime

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may the gods watch over your battles, friend

pissed in my IV bag

>>77121336
alri philip dick haha

could tempt pluto out of hades

watching some footage from some shitty african country

everyone's so skinny

EXTREMELY dislike black people lads

Was gamer gate really as important in terms of political change as autists on /pol/ make it out to be or is it mostly a meme?

>>77121369
*immediately launches into an atheist tirade*

>>77121193
nordicism, racial politics, romantic myths and a sense of epic conflict in skyrim
"degenerates belong on the cross", endless violence, 50s nostalgia with modern tech and post-apocalyptic ruggedness in new vegas like >>77121231

>>77121350
don't see how a reactionary would be any different from a neoreactionary
yanks sure do like their indecipherable broad buzzwords

caps lock is on

>>77121315
people were fucking skint in the 60s and 70s, that's why my grandparents left
average wage was like £1000 a year in 1970

>>77121369
pllease update your computer past the fucking sega genisis before taking screenshots

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>>77121369
as you wish

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>>77121337
>>77121350

neoreactionaries were proto-alt right

>it's a can't cough or the headache comes back episode

Watching the tennis girls

>>77121390
yeah it was important

>>77121417
don't you realise how stupid you sound when you type those words out?

>>77120219
Should have said you only feel comfortable if everyone else is naked

military transport plane at work lads
very cool

>>77121427
yeah me too but I don't know who they are

theres been this police car dumped on this random road near me
been there for months now, hasnt moved

new game of thrones prolly be shit

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why the fuck do i see this guy everywhere?

>>77121342
But the bulk of southerners are either polish or Paki and the majority of whites in those areas sound closer to Danny Dyer than they do to Martin Freeman. In the same way the only Americans you see in Britain are nasally voiced Californians the only brits you see on tele or even in person are those who have the means to travel to America on a consistent basis and therefore sound posh or entitield.

>>77121482
arr rook same

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>>77121398
strange how people who don't fit in to society dream about current society collapsing

>>77121432
What did it change/prove?

>>77121482
你会说汉语吗?

Saw something very strange yesterday. Was on the bus, black guy gets off. See him standing around at the bus stop

Doesn't get back on, bus goes down to the next stop, see the same black guy waiting at the stop. Same thing happens at the stop after it too. Exact same guy

Baffled

>>77121509
ethics in gaming journalism have been changed for ever, how could you not know this?

depressed

>>77121538
just smile and be yourself xx

might start putting on a british accent when i'm on the pull
already roleplay as multiple personas in my daily life and am losing track of who i really am hahaha

convinced candy crush is the game which spurned development of the alt-right

compressed

also depressed

recessed

tightly packed

impressed

>>77121605
>>77121605
>>77121605

possessed

bone pressed

screen just went red

>>77121509
got a lot of people interested in politics who eventually popularised terms and phrases that were discussed by the media during the election of Trump

>>77121427
perv