>Due to bad demographics Lithuania will have reinstate universal conscription
How does one dodge conscription?
Conscientious objection
Crippling yourself
Growing a vagina
>>77119603
Become mine OwO
I have a mental illness so get yourself a depression or something
>>77119603
Tell them that your religion doesn't allow you to kill people
It works here
>>77119603
Tell you sergeant he's a really hot guy and erotically palp his crotch.
>>77119639
Like shouting "heil hitler" in the check up?
>>77119815
Which religion is that?
>>77119603
>>77119782
fight together
>giving Suicide: The Country™ access to firearms
What could go wrong
>>77119904
I can't
>>77119879
Buddhism or something similar
>>77119782
He's depressed as well
He spends all his free time on this board......
>>77119944
well I"m not depressed (something else) but if he gets a paper from a psychiatrist that he is depressed or worse he can dodge conscription
>>77119904
>poleshits
no thank you
>>77119944
You don't know me faggot
another excuse for an animeposting roleplaying thread
the least you can do is fight and die for you r country
>>77119603
Education.
>>77119971
Hm, yeah, it's the same here
>>77119977
I'm not wrong though
>>77120129
that doesn't mean that someone is depressed
>>77119603
This all being the fault of the fucking Russians.
>>77120161
Yeah, yeah
*stays up till 4 in the morning*
*posts in every general*
>>77120103
Poland exists 0/10
>>77120281
Nice lies
>>77120325
*creates a few threads everyday because I'm so lonely*
>>77120549
They're for "discussion" lol
Gonna beat you up
>>77120580
>weak depressed neet who cuts himself for attention says he's gonna beat me up
Hah
>>77120678
>weak depressed neet who cuts himself for attention says he's gonna beat me up
Literally nothing true in that post, except for me beating you up
>>77120709
Funny
>>77120817
Going to find you and kill you
>>77120861
You'll fail
>>77120984
I am already in your room behind you.
*kills you*
>>77119603
Mental illness and social retardation.
t. c-babers pro
>>77121039
There's no one her...
>>77119944
>Buddhism
>Doesn't kill people
Shiggy diggy doo
You either pay to not do it or do it.
>>77119603
It can't be helped. We'll have to do THAT.
>>77119879
>Which religion is that?
Jainism. Literally 'I can't even work in agriculture: the religion.'
You could tell the military that if they devalue you in the worst way possible by putting you into an army in a war where you kill and get killed, you will shoot all your comrades and then shoot the highest politicians and judges in your country until someone stops you.