/brit/

>>77112537
reddit

Need to start writing my novel soon

in reddit... things happen

slip inside the eye of your mind

I don't believe in organised religion. I think it's just a story made up by department stores to sell you holiday trinkets.

anyone had to sign something for an employer that says you're not a journalist who will blow the lid on their business practices? makes me feel powerful even though they hold all the cards by being able to fire and sue the shit out of me if I step out of line

>>77112572
is this a stolen gimmick from /lat/ or did /lat/ steal it from /brit/?

>>77112575
3rd eye just burst open

can't believe there are unemployed people under the age of 60 out there, mental

just got home from greggs, a pack of pakis called me a gay cunt

Fresh off the boat from reddit kid? heh, I was once like you, but let me tell you something, it ain't all rainbows and sunshine here kiddo, this is 4chan, we're a different breed, there's no upvotes and karma here boyo, you better get used to that, nobody's gonna coddle you for making the latest "gimmique" or whatever you want to call it, this is /brit/, not some poncy playground, now shape up or fuck off back to whichever sub you crawled out of

https://www.reddit.com/r/SargonofAkkad/comments/6mwads/i_love_manchester/

>>77112582
Sounds like you should blow the lid off of whatever shithole you work for.

The only confidentiality shit in my job since I work at a courthouse is don't talk to the media. Not because the courthouse is raping chickens, but because my opinion is totally irrelevant and there management are the relevant people for anything media related.

File: 1441062439182.jpg (99KB, 908x714px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 908x714px

Been living of my grandpappys inheritance for 3 years now
No idea what to do when it runs out

>>77112632
howling at the protective mesh screen

>>77112582
that sounds dodgy

>>77112659
my inheritance was only $10k when the old man kicked the bucket, but he split it up between 3 branches of family

>>77112659
wait for your other one to die

>>77112610
alri gramps

What's your favourite Amerisquare?
Mine is Nebraska

>>77112671
>>77112647
pretty sure it's a fairly standard contract a lot of employees sign, just means don't step out of line and keep your head down

>>77112659
if you receive enough money to sustain yourself for 3 years the first thing you do with it is turn it into more money

File: rhodesia-5-x-3-flag-4044-p.jpg (127KB, 1448x944px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 1448x944px

alri dad

>>77112698
think you'd better stop posting or the men in black are going to kick down your door and whisk you away to the corporate re-education camp

>>77112698
I work in a bar and I've signed nowt

>>77112696
Omaha is actually an alright place

>>77112715
timestamp or fuck off

>>77112711
Yeah I got it in my savings account

>>77112726
that's because you're a pathetic manual labourer with not an once of real responsibility

terrible edition, hate to be that guy but i gotta be honest

File: file.png (1MB, 960x635px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x635px

pfffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhahahahahahaha

File: 32532532.png (1MB, 960x635px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x635px

ah yes

>>77112758
>>77112759
runts

Mum, are you there?

>>77112773
yeah

File: 1499910273377.jpg (13KB, 238x250px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 238x250px

>>77112758
>>77112759
moooot

Had to stand behind 3 women in a queue at the shops today, each one decided to spend an extra 30 seconds making chit chat and another 30 seconds fumbling with their purse.

Fuming, why can't they just slap the money down and go like blokes.

>>77112746
What do you do?

>>77112773
yeah

>>77112783
administrative services, formerly known as paper pushing and death by boredom

>>77112771
>>77112780
I EDITED IT LOOK AT IT

was racist in hampsons and got a standing ovation

>>77112799
Ahh yes, so much responsibility. What a proud worker bee you are.

I'd rather be a bartender lmao

>>77112779
>>77112793
Two mums, I'm the luckiest boy alive.

᛫ ᛗᚪᛃᛏ ᛫ ᛈᛚᛖ ᛫ ᚹᛁᚦ ᛫ ᛗᚪᛃ ᛫ ᚹᛁᛚᛁ ᛫

Being short is an advantage in strength sports, bodybuilding, pole vaulting, and wrestling

>>77112596
It popped up in /lat/ first.

since when did /tv/ become /pol/ v2.0

>>77112811
@metpoliceuk
this is NOT okay

>>77112835
fuck off reddit

>>77112835
since jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfF07HybVs4

File: IMG_20170713_065617.jpg (111KB, 720x541px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 720x541px

>>77112735
of what exactly?

I am a much nicer, more energetic, and more sociable person after a glass and a half of wine lads.

File: hannibal barca.jpg (2MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1080x1920px

how the fuck do i get somebody to buy me alcohol if i dont have any friends? the one "friend" i asked to arrange a straw purchase kept steering it knowingly to a social outing when it was very clear i wanted to drink alone.

File: 1498961901941.jpg (74KB, 447x849px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 447x849px

Love feet
Simple as

>>77112858
bender

File: charles manlet.png (225KB, 487x508px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 487x508px

>>77112834
I bet it was beto who brought it here
>>77112835
a while ago
it's /pol/ with capeshit. I still occasionally visit though

>>77112861
Just go drink with your mate, weirdo

don't care

Plymouth is actually an alright place

>>77112858
More like a bottle!!! ROFL

File: LSD.jpg (39KB, 500x387px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 500x387px

third eye status: open

>>77112877
my mate is an obese degenerate

>:^)

>>77112865
would let her sit on my face while she whines about the patriarchy and shit

>>77112893
>can't buy alcohol at 18
The absolute STATES of America

File: hans.png (540KB, 497x580px) Image search: [Google]

540KB, 497x580px

>gf is being mental again

Honestly thinking of binning the cunt now. This has happened too much.

>>77112893
well you should get along then per your flag

my third eye is closed shut because I'm not a bender

black people seem to be permanently coated in this smelly acidic grease and if not then they seem to be drying up like the ash people from morrowind

>>77112910
Would love if she took a massive dump on my chest

>>77112925
good lad

got called pensionless in bhs

imagine unironically living in a country where you're treated like a child before the age of 21

>>77112926
Smile when i think of all those blacks in Scandinavia who have to take Vitamin D pills or they'll literally die

>be american
>be brown

>>77112946
smile to think of all those yanks everywhere that need to take insulin shots or theyll literally die

File: arebradhavingagiggle.jpg (19KB, 648x365px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 648x365px

>>77112961

I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.

Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.

>>77112926
ye dunno what that's about

wonder how they managed before it was introduced

>>77112973
oldie but a goodie

>>77112973
alri year 10 dropout

Can you tell the difference between people who are mixed race and people who are middle Eastern?
Like it's kinda the same skin colour right?

>>77112659
> inheritance
I hate everyone who gets gets something from their family. My family are immigrants with no money, and I have 9 siblings. If anything, my family have taken shit from me.

Life is fucking unfair.

File: image.jpg (298KB, 750x950px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 750x950px

>>77112835
>>77112876
>f-fuck off /pol/
ah yes, the reddit invasion

>>77113001
rasheed

>>77112992
hah

Want to go back to school to get a career but can't be arsed going through the rigmarole of memorising tonnes of useless information for 4 years and completely loads of papers that mean absolutely nothing

>>77112973
get your shit together dad

>>77112978
what is it, vaseline or something?

I visited the UK once and ended up shagging ur nan outside a pub in Grimsy. 5/7 would do it again

flies in the vaseline we are

>>77113034
Imagine this blowing out the whale-like nostrils of a yank in his nasal twang

Nans dead

>>77113016
I did year 12 again last year (final educational thing before uni) after fucking off for 3 years and working as a wageslave going nowhere in life, now I'm 20

would recommend doing it earlier rather than later and that even applies to uni

imagine unironically living in a country that lost a war to a flock of birds

b

e

>>77113048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3TjHe3S3dU

>>77113068
how will we ever recover?

just got called a good lad
>>77113006
ah yes, the image made by stormshills, who wrote articles boasting about their invasion

imagine living in a country where your prime minister goes for a swim and gets lost at sea

tip top kek

>>77112973
Ran off to ozzyland Ludders?

Yanks talk through their nose because their arsehole's gummed up with hi-fructose corn shit

have a completely female dominated workplace but theres not a single fit girl

load of runt 6/10 normdrones that talk about what adverts were on telly last night

>>77113083
a nice glass of fosters mite? :^)

>>77113096
that image is older than before you knew what 4chan was. fuck off spic

Just love islam. Feel blessed that it's followers brought such a beautiful religion to our shores.

File: 1499728238885.jpg (44KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 633x758px

dad told me to pull myself up by my bootstraps again

>>77113116
you're probably a shia innit?

one time I mad a joke about Ireland and brits noticed me and called me funny
Still think about it sometimes 2bh

Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.

Do you understand?

>>77113115
it's not that old if it references baneposting freshie

I am actually Greek Islamic Kurdish ANGEL OF CULT. GOogle "Yazdânism. Heaven and Hell IS REALL!!! WHO AGREES?

>>77113029
haven't the foggiest

>>77113146
I know, goes to show how new the spic is

often think about all the 40 year old alcoholic fathers working "dead-end" jobs in middle management for some 9-5 office thing on $80,000 a year and how much I'd give an arm and a leg for something similar

>>77112857
proof of location

>>77113146
2012 was 5 years ago

Often feel the need to just sit back and remember how powerful I am

>>77113170
>let me tell you a "fact" about your life I just made up
spectacular reply

>>77113177
go to uni and get a marketing degree
work in sales the rest of your life

>>77113181
fuck me I've been here too long

File: 14733458_1819581304992775_160862579822952448_n.jpg (34KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 480x480px

>>77113181
Where did the time go

>>77113146
the puerto rican is a proud redditor who came during the yank election

Literally my second day on 4chan.

Reminder that EVERY single girl at uni with a bf back home has shagged multiple lads from uni

>>77113219
>>77113219
How are you liking it so far?

>>77113211
>who came during the yank election
started frequenting /lat/ a little before the election, but /int/ isn't the only board in existence

Hi Guys,

First post on 4chan.

Kind regards,
-Joe

love talking to my loser friends

they tell me all about what losers they are and it makes me feel good

same reason I come here tbqh

i would like a response from a brit
Even a simple foy will do
Thank you in advance

love being an inveterate racist

>>77113228
Feel a bit disconnected, would love some facebook and twitter integration.

File: sC7P9_d.jpg (42KB, 500x371px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x371px

When cannabis becomes legal here, I think I'll buy a few marijuana edibles and see what it's like.

>>77113270
wtf i'm moving to canada now

File: 12981230210.jpg (78KB, 470x595px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 470x595px

>>77113248
you probably thought this was a (You) from a /brit/ and got all excited at first, but then you saw my flag
hahahahaha howling @ (You)

File: m0v10YGu1q.jpg (24KB, 500x275px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x275px

>>77113237
new image, on page

T. Dambo

File: 1498946642296.jpg (342KB, 536x640px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 536x640px

he's here lads

just got warned lmao

>>77113270
will mememan ever do it? he was elected ages ago

File: maxresdefault.jpg (117KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 1280x720px

>The Bible has 66 books
>Subtract your current age from 66
>Add the result to 1951
>You will get your year of birth
really makes you think

>>77113291
DES

>>77113300
Delete this

Weird how I used to be so on board the /pol/train
Drifted away from it without even noticing

>>77113300
sign of the end times

File: 1397938720.jpg (233KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 1000x1000px

>>77113300
that's because 1951 + 66 = current year
t. have an IQ of 300

>>77113319
used to dislike african blacks even though I'd never met one but now I stack shelves for coles and there's a 40 year old sudanese refugee called dave, only decent bloke in the entire place

File: IMG_2965.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

Get a load of this cow

File: 1499858725264.jpg (22KB, 350x338px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 350x338px

>TFW born Jewish and /pol/ hates me because I actually have money and am smarter than them

How to deal with this lads

>>77113300
>66 books
Only if you a protty.

>>77113363
just remember that they'll never be chosen and that makes them furious

>>77113363
>/pol/ hates me
doing something right then lad, angering teens is usually a good thing.

20 years of age and cannot drive a car lads

just put me out of my misery

>>77113363
Get the Jew hivemind to lobby congress into getting rid of ne neutrality, thus making it more difficult for the poor NEETs of /pol/ to access their fortress.

t. Thinker

File: master-thomas-cranmer-getting-ready-to-face-darth-popery-7641220.png (139KB, 500x647px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 500x647px

>>77113383
catholics are false christians

>>77113363
You don't. You'll just have to suffer neckbeards on the internet not liking you.

All leafs understand this.

chainsmoking roll ups in my dimly lit, top floor flat and listening to Kid A

do enjoy thursday afternoons

How do you lads deal with the knowledge you've wasted over a decade on here

File: me on the right.jpg (74KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 1280x720px

>>77113312
CEND
I hold myself together, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ue714d1V6I

>>77113394
i wouldn't know what to do with myself. just get your license

>>77113407
half of them were during my formative years so that part is irrelevant but the rest are pretty grim

>>77113361
Meet a few more and you'll think you loved them to begin with la

>>77113363
Not the reasons despite the ego boost it might give you
t. nazi

>>77113407
I'm only 18, I've got a while to go before I'll get too worried about it

>>77113405
have u seen the man of war vid

>>77113407
only wasted a couple of years desu

File: T288h2xdcA-10.png (25KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 300x250px

>>77113388
>>77113393
>>77113397
>>77113401
I just want to be well liked... im not evil I didn't choose to be Jewish...

File: MONKEYSELFIEWEB021407350590.jpg (293KB, 908x1362px) Image search: [Google]

293KB, 908x1362px

just read an article about PETA suing a photographer on behalf of a monkey who took a picture with his camera, arguing it's not his copyright but the monkey's
it's pretty much ruined his life because he's poor as fuck but would've earned a bundle had he monetised the image
weeping

>>77113427
apri 6 99 m8, hbu

>>77113363
when you feel sad, wipe your tears with shekels

>>77113445
no.... YHWH chose you

>>77113394
being able to drive on your own is worth the effort

>>77113431
nah

>>77113407
It's been 2 years tops

>>77113446
They're right though, the monkey should get a share of profits

>>77113449
oo i was born on the 5th of april

>>77113449
february 24

>>77113394
21 and I still have a learner's.

I have no friends and my family is mostly mentally unstable. My father said he'd teach me for years but he'd get drunk every night. My older brother has schizophrenia and and harasses me when we talk (he tried to kill me once). My mom can't drive. My older sister is a nurse with an active social life so she was never home.

I can pay for lessons, but it's quite expensive.

I'm living on my own now anyway, and I walk 30 minutes to work. I feel much healthier since I've stopped taking public transport. My muscles are more toned, my heart's stronger.

it's my 18th birthday lads

>>77113425
>>77113427
>>77113435
>>77113465
Fuck me. Save yourselves

>>77113467
t. Mandela

>>77113446
but the camera is his property, couldn't he argue that the pic belongs to him with a good enough lawyer?
this is fake news

>>77113489
wahey, someone with a family just as fucked as mine!!
t. prozzie sister lad

>>77113500
ROARING

>>77113489
Just get a license you lazy cunt it's like $500 for accredited lessons and a drivers license is for life. You'll have to get it sooner or later just do it.

Seriously I cant believe the level of laziness some of you have

>>77113467
it was a wild monkey
any way of reimbursing the monkey would involve some aspect of captivity and interfere with his life
don't see why PETA would want this
>>77113504
they're arguing the copyright doesn't belong to him so people can use the image without paying him the rights
if I took a picture with this guy's camera I would own the copyright

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tLOKPAFEO4

>>77113504
Not really
Like if you take a photo of a model, the model gets a share of the money

too many JFs

>>77113489
t. Dr Evil

File: 1498701274990.jpg (24KB, 369x387px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 369x387px

>>77113497
Naw I'll stay

>>77113526
The monkeys share could go to like a monkey preservation group or something

>>77113524
t. mong who has the appropriate biology and environment to "succeed" in life but takes credit for making all the right "choices"

heem yourself

>>77113515
does she still take appointments?
asking for a friend

>>77113553
yeah but what percentage is fair?
shouldn't be up to a government to decide that, let the photographer make those decisions

>>77113555
>you need an appropriate biology and environment in order to do something literally 99.9999% of people do

What are you talking about?

File: headphonefroggie.png (225KB, 936x1000px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 936x1000px

>>77113497
"no"
>>77113559
no, she got fucked over by the so-called "abusive pimp" and threw in the towel

>>77113524
if you live in a proper city having a license isn't necessary

Put on a stone and a half since taking this new job 4 months ago

I suspect there might be a corrolation

depressedfroggie1.png

File: 1499401080136.png (43KB, 312x390px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 312x390px

>>77113526
what about giving the monkey free shit? food and a monkey order bride
finding him might be hard but maybe not impossible. I'd even make a documentary about finding the monkey
>>77113531
but if I take a picture of a stray dog, does he get a share too?

>>77113576
>telling the 00.0001% to do something they are incapable of doing as a result of their biology and environment
get a grip

>>77113583
You might as well get it though. It's not going to be extra in your wallet.

might introduce my little sister to /brit/

>>77113597
>but if I take a picture of a stray dog, does he get a share too?

He should

>>77113589
nosenburg filtering high fructose corn syrup through the air conditioning

>>77113602
What biological defect do you have and what is wrong with your environment in Australia that you are unable to get a drivers license?

I really want to hear this.

File: ponderingpepe.png (37KB, 396x400px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 396x400px

>>77113591
what did you mean by this?

>>77113577
yeah I remember
any update on her insane amount of debt?

>>77113623
that's how I feel right now

>>>/pol/133456619
>>>/pol/133456619
>>>/pol/133456619
>>>/pol/133456619

>>77113597
any attempt to give him stuff would mess up his wild lifestyle though
think they do know which monkey it is though the photographer is saying it's probably another monkey lel

NEED a big gf

File: depressedfroggie1.png (86KB, 325x300px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 325x300px

>>77113628
she still hasn't filed for bankruptcy and recently started to get centrelink payments, not sure if she's going to get in trouble for using the money on other shite instead of paying him.
>>77113639
haha

>>77113650
for you

File: 1358807973291.jpg (1MB, 3325x4990px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3325x4990px

>>77113500

>>77113427
>>77113449
>>77113481
>>77113482
>>77113494

Die

>>77113669
for me, yes

>>77113689
hello grandpop

can't describe how good it feels to take ritalin in the mornings
fuckin love this shit

File: 1495955522122.png (32KB, 688x578px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 688x578px

who is the oldest person on /brit/?
>>77113611
>tfw it's all true
poor lad

>>77113712
I am a mere 23 years of age

>>77113689
Bart Die

File: cia is bane.jpg (18KB, 680x380px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 680x380px

>>77113698

i read so many stories about women getting catcalled, groped, and just simple creepy behaviour by men. and that makes me so terrified of being "that guy" that i pretty much never hit on girls or anything.

there was one barmaid last year i tried to get to come ride a mechanical bull with me. now i wonder if that she was creeped out by that. FUCK this is why i'm still a virgin

>>77113729
i just fucking wish i was attractive enough for girls to hit on me. but even when they do that, like if i'm dancing with a girl at a bar, i'll assume she's very drunk or she didn't realise how ugly i was. so then i'll just like stare at the ground and dance to my own groove until she goes away. it's fucking tortue.

File: 91f.jpg (26KB, 600x399px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 600x399px

>Monday, May 1, 2017
>Tuesday, May 2, 2017
>Wednesday, May 3, 2017
>Thursday, May 4, 2017
>Friday, May 5, 2017
>Saturday, May 6, 2017
>Sunday, May 7, 2017
>Monday, May 8, 2017
>Tuesday, May 9, 2017
>Wednesday, May 10, 2017
>Thursday, May 11, 2017
>Friday, May 12, 2017
>Saturday, May 13, 2017
>Sunday, May 14, 2017
>Monday, May 15, 2017
>Tuesday, May 16, 2017
>Wednesday, May 17, 2017
>Thursday, May 18, 2017
>Friday, May 19, 2017
>Saturday, May 20, 2017
>Sunday, May 21, 2017
>Monday, May 22, 2017
>Tuesday, May 23, 2017
>Wednesday, May 24, 2017
>Thursday, May 25, 2017
>Friday, May 26, 2017
>Saturday, May 27, 2017
>Sunday, May 28, 2017
>Monday, May 29, 2017
>Tuesday, May 30, 2017
>Wednesday, May 31, 2017
>Thursday, June 1, 2017
>Friday, June 2, 2017
>Saturday, June 3, 2017
>Sunday, June 4, 2017
>Monday, June 5, 2017
>Tuesday, June 6, 2017
>Wednesday, June 7, 2017
>Thursday, June 8, 2017
>Friday, June 9, 2017
>Saturday, June 10, 2017
>Sunday, June 11, 2017
>Monday, June 12, 2017
>Tuesday, June 13, 2017
>Wednesday, June 14, 2017
>Thursday, June 15, 2017
>Friday, June 16, 2017
>Saturday, June 17, 2017
>Sunday, June 18, 2017
>Monday, June 19, 2017
>Tuesday, June 20, 2017
>Wednesday, June 21, 2017
>Thursday, June 22, 2017
>Friday, June 23, 2017
>Saturday, June 24, 2017
>Sunday, June 25, 2017
>Monday, June 26, 2017
>Tuesday, June 27, 2017
>Wednesday, June 28, 2017
>Thursday, June 29, 2017
>Friday, June 30, 2017
>Saturday, July 1, 2017
>Sunday, July 2, 2017
>Monday, July 3, 2017
>Tuesday, July 4, 2017
>Wednesday, July 5, 2017
>Thursday, July 6, 2017
>Friday, July 7, 2017
>Saturday, July 8, 2017
>Sunday, July 9, 2017
>Monday, July 10, 2017
>Tuesday, July 11, 2017
>Wednesday, July 12, 2017
>Thursday, July 13, 2017

fuck 2017

>>77113741
what was meant by this

>>77113741
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

and fuck my boipucci

>>77113775
Wasted this time

send a Kareoke and I'll sing it.

have probably spent at least 3000 hours on /brit/

>>77113777
I always read that as "boy poochy"

love giving advice about sex and relationships when the only reason I've ever had sex and a partner is pure miraculous luck haha
those runts have NO idea
>>77113722
Thank you, your age has been added to Hiroyuki's database
>>77113739
try to set your priorities. At worst, she'll either find you ugly or call you a creep. So move on and try again with a different person. As long as you're not catcalling or doing anything potentially illegal you're fine, the worst thing you can get is rejection - which is better than wondering what could've happened and shitting up threads by moaning about it
cheers

>>77113808
wop

have probably spent at least £3000 on /brit/

File: ok.png (55KB, 217x190px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 217x190px

>>77113808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

>>77113806
Ah yes time well spent

File: old hickory.jpg (78KB, 500x400px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 500x400px

>>77113781
good fucking lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Av5zqxap48

Note: Boipucci died on the way back to his home planet.

>>77113838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSp9b_VkFq4

Why did ET the Extra Terrestrial love Reese's pizzas so much?

Well because they have the same flavour that cum does on his own planet.

File: chuckled.jpg (97KB, 317x238px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 317x238px

>>77113848

watching my gookfu go shopping

File: 17126981_1645776519063353_1529706079108202496_n.jpg (141KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 1080x1349px

the gf just sent me this

>>77113895
the state of those proportions

>spends all day on /int/
>wonders why he has anxiety and his life is in shambles

Lmao'ing

File: 1397217192394.jpg (55KB, 716x724px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 716x724px

>depression

Deveraux Octavian Basil Jagger

File: feline brit.png (3MB, 1465x4982px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1465x4982px

gotta be best to pass the file's test!

do /v/ mods literally fall asleep and let /v/ turn to /b/ at night?

>>77113926
won't be opening this

>>77113926
what

>>77113953
every board is like that

File: skinner1.jpg (53KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 640x480px

>>77113953
>/v/

goodnight pakistani fellows

File: 3wzuv3lm969z.png (818KB, 2048x1228px) Image search: [Google]

818KB, 2048x1228px

>his country never discovered an element
Lol!

File: Screen shot 2017-07-13 at 4.14.27 PM.png (243KB, 477x484px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 477x484px

>>77113977

porridge is too runny I will have to drink it

File: up48.png (73KB, 506x184px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 506x184px

>>77113995

Brits will be waking up soon
Get ready for the daily pissing contest between rorkes and leftypol

pee

why does every rapper and black celebrity seem to have some rape conviction?

ıgneous theory: the great inferno in Kensington was started by this cumwad >>77098330 trying to burn his nasty evidence when his thing got a bit out of his hand.

>>77114049
we may never know

>>77114068
>responding to a ten hour post

>>77114072
strong flag:post synergy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>77114088
not opening what i'm sure will be the insane ramblings of a mentally ill person

>He ACTUALLY spends more than 3-5 hours per week on 4chan

My obliques are in pain just imagining such a manchild

pee urine willy

Penis Diapers 100%

>>77114136
what would you rather I spend my time on?

just pissturbated

got called a yank in McDonalds

File: re.jpg (47KB, 619x453px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 619x453px

>>77114088
>those youtube comments

>>77114197
you arent supposed to sympathize with anyone in the scenario

File: 1499760992846.png (150KB, 399x433px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 399x433px

>68 DD on BBC Parliament now

currently in control of security at an airport gate
god help us all

got called a nonce on the BTS

File: road-sign.jpg (85KB, 700x420px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 700x420px

>Misspelled road sign damages Pattaya’s image, says mayor of world’s sex tourism capital

>>77114239
I'm in control of security at the courthouse.

Maybe we can pull a Lenin and take over state institutions for the NEETs (at heart).

>>77114080
>greentexting to a post because x amount of time has elapsed

>>77114168
Maybe getting a job or reading a book you obese neet. Try taking a shower.

>>77114287
err
I have a job sweetie
>reading a book
books are boring and uncomfortable to read
>take a shower
do this every day

leafs btfo :^)

>>77114310
woah, how will Canada ever recover?

got called a fucking leaf at canadian tire

russia is fake news

proof itself, of any sort, is impossible, without an axiom (as Godel probed). Thuis faith in God is a prerequisite for all proof

>>77114310
you are boring, stupid britshit

File: 09p.jpg (7KB, 249x250px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 249x250px

not at all happy about this wee cancuck's behavior to proverbially say the least.

>>77114376
which one

>He ACTUALLY spends 8 hours of his day slaving away for Nosenberg's new yacht

My obliques are in pain just imagining such a scenario

>>77114450
the one who thinks he's superior to the other posters.

>>77114548
but i certainly am. i am the apex yank.

morning lads
morning nonce

>>77114566
she looked 18 to me

Giving up cigs was easy. I just tossed them away and didn't buy anymore.

Unless you're a two pack a day smoker, kicking the habit isn't that hard if you're serious about it.

>>77114667
It's actually wanting to quit that's the kicker imo

File: 1499927332451.png (114KB, 1448x828px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 1448x828px

>>77114667
now how do i quit 4chan

File: a1e.png (258KB, 600x439px) Image search: [Google]

258KB, 600x439px

>>77114693
you don't

won't eat meat unless someones going to throw it away

>>77114693
@echo off
echo 127.0.0.1 http://boards.4chan.org/ >> C:windowssystem32driversetchosts.txt
echo 127.0.0.1 http://boards.4chan.org/ >> C:windowssystem32driversetchosts.txt
exit

paste this in notepad and save it as filename.bat then run it.

>>77114727
nonce virus do not run

>>77114726
if I give you a chicken and tell you if you don't kill and eat this chicken I will kill 5 chickens..

wat do?

>he ACTUALLY spends so much time here that this website has shaped his opinions on various topics

LMAO

dude meat eater scenario lmao
if only there were countless realistic scenarios where you could live a healthy life in this day and age without eating meat

morning lads
fuck off nonce

>>77114793
we get it, you're superior, all hail the redditor leaf

>>77114801
but I like meat, it's delicious, what's the problem?

>>77114877
>>77114877
>>77114877
>>77114877
>>77114877
>>77114877

File: wenn5929013.jpg (62KB, 540x322px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 540x322px

Only 2 days from 2 days rest

if I give you a child and tell you if you don't nonce and abuse this child I will nonce 5 children..

wat do?

/brit/

>>77112835
reddit invaded so they started being edgy in retaliation