Give me a good reason you're not a pagan.

BEYATAH
LEHFTIST

>>77111476
because i'm not a larping autist

>>77111476
i am christian

>>77111499
>not a larping autist
>has extra flag set to schleswig-holstein

cause i'm going to heaven

>muh ancestors
SAD!

Just because another religion is more interesting, doesn't make it any less fake.

>>77111476
Mentally, I'm not an eternal adolescent, and, in a chronological sense, I'm not one either.

>>77111476
Because pagans seem to be either annoying hippies or stormfags.

>>77111476
I'm not 12.

>>77111546
Top fucking kek.

Because I believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and of all that is, seen and unseen and in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, one in Being with the Father.

>>77111476
>Give me a good reason you're not a pagan.
In not gay

Test

>>77111546
you know, I installed the flag extention a while back and I thought only my computer was showing that. I have never been, nor do I ever, plan on going to schleswig holstein.

>>77111549
Protestants go to hell

>>77111788
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>>77111476
I'm not a gay autistic larper

>>77111476
I dedicated my life to serving Elune.

>>77111476
wtf's wrong with his face?

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>>77111476
Because i'm a deist

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Daily reminder that the only way for your npš to enter the land of Mot is through the deification and veneration of Elyon (El) and his many children. Amen.

I am

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>>77113833
he's a trve aryan, you wouldn't know


also his brother got the facial aesthetics

>>77111706
>not the nicean creed
Damnit australia

>>77111476
Because sans the greeks and southern romans euro pagans just fucked horses and stacked rocks while crossdressing and worshipping trees