/brit/

/cum/

West sussex

>30 early

grim

Nervous wreck lads I'm not ready for employment

cornwall, wales and scotland are meme identities
we're literally 95% identical
prove me wrong

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A typical deano:

>has an undercut, short on the sides, long on top
>wears Moss Bros suits to his job at the local audi dealership
>did 2 seasons as a rep out in Ibiza
>lives in a barratt newbuild
>drives an Audi which he got on finance from his job, gf drives a fiat 500
>loves the footie
>lives in Essex
>watches ITV when he comes home from work
>favourite restaurant is Wagamama's
>favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
>has a pug/french bulldog
>spends his summer holidays in spain, nabbing up a tidy deal online for a 3* all inclusive hotel in Menorca, flights included for £550 pp

discuss

dumb mexican cake poster

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>>77110913
fuck off englishcuck

>>77110887
>McCain meets with "British intelligence" and ex-Mi6 to try to find some dirt on Trump
>This guy's a real hero

>Trump jr meets with Russian politician for some dirt on Clinton
>I cant believe this Mr Trump...we trusted you...

mexirunt

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>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut.
>Uses hair products
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive

>>77110943
literally proving my point you spanner

Favorite subreddits?

/r/sanctionedsuicide
/r/opiates
/r/incels
/r/short

.

>>77110934
>>favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
lol

>>77110964
fuck off reddot

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where's ethiopialad gone?

>>77110934
>favourite place to treat his bird is at the top of the shard
think deanos are more provincial

>>77110964
/r/videos
/r/soccer

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>>77110946
>>77110964
the last two digits of these posts are reversed

>>77110977
back is yankland he was posting here just a few days ago

unironically wish I was a deano, sounds like fun

in reddot....things happen................

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>one more pint before bed

>>77110986
haha cheers mate this is why we invite you out such a laugh

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>>77110986

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>>77110934
>>77110950
*surreptitiously googles ITV*

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>>77110986

Would you date a girl who was cute and had a good personality but also had cerebral palsy (but in her legs only)?

Just finished the prestige
Didn't understand the ending

dont know what but just feeling like causing harm to those who watch love island
like its just a tv show but i get these feelings

>>77110950
wow my brother is a fucking deano

>>77111036
yeah

would date a girl with one leg, not sure about no legs though pushing it a bit imho

having sex with a nigger with aids

>>77110999
same
>lots of mates
>steady stream of gfs
>non-menial job
>too dumb to ever feel true despair

>>77111036
>a lifetime of "guess who did that to her ;)" jokes
of course

>2017
>not carrying a skeng

>>77111177 haha

>>77111036
yes

>>77111075
cant wait to find out what this funny post is

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Autistic things you've done lads?
>parents bugging me to get a job
>whatever
>local pizza chain needs a delivery driver
>walk into store, wearing jeans, scorpion jacket, sunglasses, and driving gloves
>it’s pretty empty, its like 430 and only the manager is there
>”can I help you?”
>stare at him for a good minute
>he actually gets a little agitated
>I motion to the sign in the window “I drive”
>”oh, ok. You want an interview? Theres not much to it. If you can drive, and have a license, you’re pretty much hired”
>”…whats the job?”
>he looks at me a little confused
>”you deliver pizzas to the customer, and answer phones”
>fuck, I hadn’t counted on the phones
>I have severe social anxiety, I can’t really talk to people
>turn around to leave
>as I walk out the door, I turn around
>”what’s a fucking jew like you doing owning a pizzeria?”

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work in September

>>77111037
it's pretty simple mate, what didn't you get?

>>77111037
forgot the ending 2bh

>>77111090
My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right jezza you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.
Sterile to this day but the boss gave me an extra 200 quid at the end of the summer

>>77111088
me too it's going to be amazing
haha

el justo jajaja

e

leafs are shit

sucking a nigger

love bollockposting

>>77111111
let's see who got the golden ticket

just put an anime wallpaper on my school pc

>>77111092
How are all the angiers still alive
How can Tesla clone stuff
How did Borden clone himself if he didn't see actually see tesla

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reminder

>>77111154
hello nigger

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it was me all along!

>>77111102
>There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain
always have a giggle at this bit

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>cuts his own hair with a cheap pair of clippers (doesn't realise it looks like shit) or lets it grow shaggy and uneven
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't need to wear as a suit as he has no job
>hasn't left the country in years
>lives in his parents tidy middle class home
>hasn't earned his drivers license, doesn't drive
>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>lives in wakefield
>torrents old science fiction film, occasionally watches anime but pretends like he's not as autistic as those real anime fans
>doesn't have a favorite restaurant, likes tesco's frozen meals or sandwich combos
>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>doesn't have a dog, doesn't particularly like them
>spends his summer holidays in his room, nabbing up a tidy steam deal online for a bunch of games he'll never play

>>77111154
imagine spending the time to make this image

actually it was me

>>77111154
me on the left

>>77111061
>>77111070
>>77111086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-_HRBaUZdU

>>77111171
>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't need to wear as a suit as he has no job
>wearing a suit to a job
sure sign of a shit job

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>American racists

>>77111171
typing this and expecting me to read it

>>77111075
I fucking hate canadians

>>77111171
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, second part of 8th, 9th if you replace tescos with woolies, 10th, and 11th

I want to stick my penis in a girl lads

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wtf i love macron now

>>77111202
reckon carl of swindon should be sent to broadmoor for inciting terrorism and being an unhinged racist psychopath

St. George may have been a Romano-Greek born in Palestine in the 3rd Century, but by Jove, he was still an Englishman.

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>>77111171
>not doing all of these

>>77111142
>How are all the angiers still alive
they weren't, they were dead bodies from every time he did the stunt; the machine creates a clone every time it works so one angier would die in the tub and the other would be transported
>How did Borden clone himself if he didn't see actually see tesla
he didn't clone himself, he had a twin and they would switch places over the course of their lives.
it was supposed to represent his idea of commitment to magic (putting on a performance even in his personal life) while angiers thought it was more important to go all the way and risk one half of him drowning every time he performed

>>77111205
>Thinking I want a yank that doesn't understand half the gimmicks to read it

nah

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/4ieun9j66bpea6fb
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/4ieun9j66bpea6fb
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/4ieun9j66bpea6fb
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/4ieun9j66bpea6fb

>have a dumbphone for 20 years
>battery lasts literally weeks

>get a smartphone
>battery lasts 2 days, tops

not a fan

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>>77111075
CLASSIC banter

>Russia and China block G20 efforts to sanction people smugglers


B-b-b-but i thought Russia was le epic savior of the white race?!!

I thought Merkel said that China must now take the place of the USA as world leader?!?!

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>>77111186
yeah mate I don't think i'll be clicking this thank you

>>77111266
shut the fuck up

>>77111274
cerebral palsy
not child porn

dummy

>>77111274
ulster the nonce really trying to convince us he's not a nonce

>>77111295
aww

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>>77111295
yeah i don't think you'll be fooling me tonight mate good effort though

the slovakian is here

mexirunt

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>>77110852
Almost a month sober lads
life is so much better
pic is me when I got drunk at school

>>77111325
you should really work on that fixation you have with ryan and I
you're starting to remind me of tim

Moving back to France. I have been taking codeine daily for 7 years. I have a few pills left, just enough for my daily dose. Banning over-the-counter codeine without any warning will cause so much misery, especially for heroin users. I never tried heroin and won't, but I'm sure that plenty of codeine addicts will. I will probably start withdrawing in a couple of days. Wish me luck. Fuck.

Can't believe France has done this

he posts trannnies

>>77111346
reward yourself with some vodka

well lads, this is my last night i'll be shitposting for a while. i'm no longer super sick, so i'll be going back to normie life.

>>77111358
Fat sack of shit

>>77111370
oh lord say it isnt so

>>77111366
pfft I never drank vodka unless it was free it was either cheap lager or moonshine

>>77111370
literally no one will ever give a shit

I am literally a brigadier of the British Army, Highland Regiment

>>77111379
i dont wanna go
turn the lights off
carry me home

>>77111387
stolen valour desu will be informing the yank press of this flagrant abuse of the tribulations our servicemen and women go through

never done a single post on / a / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / m / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / asp / cgl / co / fa / fit / gd / hc / jp / mlp / n / news / po / qst / sci / tg / toy / vp / wsg / wsr]

>>77111386
perhaps, let's see.

WILL ANYBODY MISS VOCAROO YANK?

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the Canadian bf

heard nigger outside

>>77111417
rasheed phimo

Why Donald Trump Jr.'s emails change everything

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lads..

>>77111439
was he chimping out

>>77111411
*raises paw*

any wolverhampton man in

>>77111464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey

sweaty

fuck drumpf

NEED a hairline

any nigger man in

>>77111479
I don't actually know who you are mate, never open vocaroos
just wanted to piss off that yank

>>77111439
alri liam

nigger right outside my apartment door

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>tfw work in a packed office surrounded my middle aged women constantly nattering away with the worlds shittest banter

didn't listen to that :0I

>>77111526
grim

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>>77111506

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>>77111506
i like your style

>>77111526
often imagine myself in such settings being the young banterous stallion

liam is obsessed with n-words

>>77111511
>>77111557
that's not me

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>>77111526
>my desk at work is positioned in such a way so that anyone who comes into our office can see exactly what im doing on my computer
>also conveniently positioned so that my back is directly to the door of my boss' office
>try slack off reading articles, leddit etc but constantly have to minimise my tab every 30 seconds

>>77111567
liam my brother does the nigger prowl tonight?

I actually found and listened to that Howard Stern live on the air during the entire 9/11 terrorist attack eiposde a few days ago cause i had no idea stern was on air when it happened.

It was a strange feeling hearing how angry they were and remembering this is how everyone felt, everyone was so angry and wanted to just nuke the sand niggers off the planet, yet nothing ever even happened after. They go to iraq and nothing has happened in all these years. Even worse is that they still let muslims into the country and some people actively defend them and chant the "not all muslims" bullshit.

I wish people still had that anger and passion so something actually gets done.

>>77111576
dindus aren't outside my window tonight, surprisingly.

Prison for strikers,
Bring back the cat,
Kick out the niggers,
How about that?

would knock this wretched fly's lights out in a yoctosecond were I not ailed with the 'ngover

>working in an office
>working in retail
>working in a warehouse
the runt career paths

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Hypothetical question: If a Spaniard and a Moroccan had a baby, would it be race-mixing?

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>>77111605
>all 3 are the only options available to me

>>77111590
>yet nothing ever even happened after

The American military slaughtered hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians and completely ruined the Middle East's political equilibrium for decades to come. States which weren't perfect by any means but offered a relatively stable society with government services and prosperous communities were wiped off the map and replaced with anarchist Islamic theocracies. You and your country can go fuck yourselves, subhuman animals

>>77111625
the rasheed is right lads

>>77111609
People in south spain and north morocco are not much different, so no.

>>77111625
rasheed

we should've nuked the entire region off the face of the earth

you responded to pasta anyway

>>77111571
>nothing ever even happened after.
Thanks Obama.

My gimmick is pretending that I have a VERY under the radar gimmick that only a few people recognise

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told my girl about thailad

>Wageslaving at all

this is where you went wrong

>>77111632
I'm Sam Harris, and this is my internet blog. I rationalize here with my devoted fanbase and quasi-cult-of-personality. Everything in here has a non-obscurest argument and a context. One thing I've learned after 8 years - I'll literally never know what is gonna come through that peer review.

>>77111625
if saddam were still frolicking about gassing kurds and using child soldiers everybody would be begging the USA to intervene just like in syria. north africa was fucked by europe. central asia was fucked by the ussr.

>>77111625
'd

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>>77111625

>>77111657
I literally live paycheque to paycheque. If I got fired from my job I'd be back living with my parents tomorrow so I don't starve.

>>77111687
what do you do?

>>77111687
exact same but I generally do have a minute amount of money left ($50-$100) after living expenses

I always say I'll save it but then I blow it on pizza and alcohol

>>77111646
the girnmick?

>>77111590
>he doesn't have a complete YouTube playlist of television and radio programmes being interrupted by 9/11
pleb detected

Weird how even girls who are really lonely and DESPERATE for a bf still wouldn't date me haha

Business idea: wait at the base of the harbour bridge for jumpers. When someone leaps to their death, swim out under guise of being the hero and rob them of any jewelry etc on their person.

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>rise starts at 2008
Really makes me think

i was 20 when 9/11.i remember it vividly enough

>>77111751
alri grandpa

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>paycheque to paycheque

>>77111744
have you actually been on the bridge since 1963 lad? it's completely impossible for pedestrians to jump off due to the 10 metre high suicide barrier, the only would be for someone to do one of those tours where you climb to the top and take an olympics-tier running jump so they clear the bridge entirely

>>77111764
fuck off yank

is it illegal to loot a dead person?

>>77111796
Yes

how can you tell if a girl has an ugly vagina without actually seeing it?

>>77111774
Business idea (0.6a): wait for suicidal Olympic medalists to clear the bridge jump

>>77111816
Check her elbows

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>>77111539
wew

>>77111816
just ask her
gotta be confident bro

>>77111816
Her confidence in revealing it

business idea: out my gay friends in chechnya

>>77111836
doll

>>77111848
how will doing it in chechnya make any difference?

>>77111848
Implying you have any friends

>>77111744
>>77111774
>>77111820
Hi, this is Joel. I'm a moderator from /r/4chan and was wondering if we could use these posts for a screenshot on our subreddit?

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>tfw no rorkina gf

>>77111880
You may not. Sorry Joel

>>77111878
hello faggot

>>77111917
>responding to a 4 hour old post

>>77111358
who does?

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YES, I still have my flag after compooper shat down while I was on the shitter. De-fucking-lightful!

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Allo

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ah yes, financial responsibility

the 'rents would be proud

hyped as fuck lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X69PYmZnvU

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woah
#powerful

>>77111980
>living on $286/month

not sure you could pull that off in ethiopia

>>77111764
This is how we actually write it. I wasn't being funny by that. I work two weeks and the slip of paper I get has "Paycheque" on it. Why would I needlessly Americanise it and misspell the word?

>>77111980
Still living under their roof though aren't you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Espinoza

Thoughts?

Floyd Mayweather Conor McGregor

>>77111999
I pay them $200 a month for power and rent etc and use the rest on frivolous shite

I'm 19 btw, reckon parents shouldn't start charging their children until 30

>>77111990
has he developed Stockholm Syndrome for /pol/ or something?

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>President Donald Trump says the mood in the White House is "fantastic" despite intense scrutiny of his campaign's alleged dealings with Russia.
>He told Reuters the administration was "functioning beautifully" in an Oval Office interview.
>"We have done more in five months than practically any president in history," he claimed on Wednesday.
Do you guys think he actually believes the things he says or what?

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>>77112033
a.k.a. "May-Mac"

>>77112033
That would be the baseball game of the century.

>>77112059
>"We have done more in five months than practically any president in history,"
correct, but exaggerated

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>>77112059
>despite intense scrutiny from guys like pic related

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>>77111990
Really makes you think

>>77112040
I envy you. Since turning 18 my dad reckons I'm a grown man and should be left to succeed or die

>>77112033

what are the bookies saying

>>77112040
>tfw my parents are thinking of moving to belize and i may have to find other accommodations

I have a job and I can support myself but they give me a good deal. Maybe I'll follow them there and help my mum set up her bar or whatever she's planning.

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When did Ben change

>>77112059
This is how people in management positions act when they're about to lose their job. Pretend the ship isn't sinking.

>>77112095
why the fuck would they move to spanish africa

my parents have never once considered moving to the developing world for absolutely no reason, make me quite proud

CUM ON ME

Is this the catty yank? >>77111370

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Going on holidays. Off from work for 4 days

>>77112075
Name 3 achievements of his presidency

>>77112081
>>77112095
sometimes wish I was a rasheed and everyone just lives in the same mansion with their 100 year old great grandparents and your third cousin twice removed from baghdad cooks your dinner

>>77112111
t. management pro

>>77112077
>>77112075
he is absolutely FUMING lads

>>77112105
He found out the hard way that Trump is un-stump-able. If you can't beat them, join them

>>77112117
My top sexual fantasy is to be bukkake'd by porn tier shemales in a bathtub and lather it all over myself

just found out that my great great uncle was henry 'mad irishman' o'farrell, who decided that he hated the english and shot prince albert in the finger

>>77112130
withdrawing from TPP, ceasefire in Syria, travel ban

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>>77112135
You know it. *Does finger pistols*

>>77112113
Belize is Commonwealth. They want to retire early and are sick of the shitty weather and all the other shit in this country.

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>>77112116
I grew up in the philippines, was quite grim

>>77112153
I said achievements, not blunders

>>77112182
>being a weeb in your preteens

ah yes, the evolution of the 4chan user

>>77112182
alri chang reburiano

>>77112153
>giving China Asia on a platter
>fair, maybe?
>temporary Executive Order (not law) with no effect
actually now i think about it has he passed any actual decent legislation? seems like all of his stuff is executive orders and stuff

>>77112182
you deserved it, weeb nonce

>>77112153
>ceasefire in Syria, travel ban
both will fail, a true achievement would/will be siding with the Syrian, Russian and Irani forces and sending John McCain into such a shitfit that he has a fucking heart–attack.
TPP has merely been put on ice.

>>77112151
My great grandfather was the man who killed Lincoln. His only son moved to Canada to escape the shame of being the son of a man who killed the US president.

>>77112199
the President doesn't pass legislation as he is not part of the legislative branch

>>77112127
idk who catty yank is

>>77112153
It would've been smarter to muscle TPP out from the inside to a position favourable to the US

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>>77112193
nah parents moved there for work, very much an anglo-celtic mutt

these were all taken in early 2009 according to the file explorer date so I was 11

>name three achievements of his Presidency
>the goalposts suddenly jump up and fling themselves over the horizon at speeds unknown to to mankind in this primitive stage of our existence as a species
ah yes

>>77112199
Space Council from a few days ago

>2015 tape

Paul Ryan: “Russia is trying to turn Ukraine against itself.”

Rodgers: “Yes. And that’s...it’s sophisticated and it’s, uh...”

Ryan: “Maniacal.”

Rodgers: “Yes.”

Ryan: “And guess, guess who’s the only one taking a strong stand up against it? We are.”

Rodgers: “We’re not…we’re not…but, we’re not.”

McCarthy [referring to DNC hacking]:“I’ll guarantee you that’s what it is...The Russians hacked the DNC and got the opp [opposition] research that they had on Trump.”

Ryan: “The Russians hacked the DNC...

McHenry: “...to get oppo...”

Ryan: “On Trump and like delivered it to...to who?”

McCarthy: “There’s... there’s two people, I think, Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump...[laughter]...Swear to God.”

Ryan: “This is an off the record...[laughter]...No leaks...[laughter]...alright?!. This is how we know we’re a real family here.”

Scalise: “That’s how you know that we’re tight.”

[laughter]

Ryan: “What’s said in the family stays in the family.”

>>77112248
reminder that yanks unironically voted for him

>>77112193
My dad was born in Germany and grew up in Malaya, still has a tan like a Pashtun because of it. All the colonial houses were on stilts and you couldn't keep paintings or clocks on the wall because giant fuckoff spiders would hide behind them

Alright faggots, how do you fuckers furnish an apartment when you can't drive and you don't have any friends?

I sleep on a mattress on the floor. I only got a couch last week with the help of my mother. Everytime I want to buy furniture online (Kijiji, letgo, Etsy) no one fucking delivers. It's fucking difficult to furnish an apartment even when you have the money without a car and a 2nd person to carry shit.

alri lads

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>>77112283
Help me I'm scared

so proud right now, gonna tell /eire/ as soon as they decide to make a thread

THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Remember when trump was going to build a wall

might play with my willy

Reminder that North Korea is building a nuclear arsenal. ISIS is constantly taking baby-steps to gaining dirty nukes.

Now is not the time to be a pussy-footing liberal. These people must be stopped

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>>77112207
alri, Jean Ouilques-Bouth jr.
>>77112222
the guy who posts about how depressive he is alongside images of cats.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/76231563/#76232194
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/76755801/#76755893
and "Normies WOMBELROOO"

>>77112279
if you don't have any friends appearances don't matter so just get a couch, tv, and a bed

>>77112320
don't recall this

>>77112323
>that North Korea is building a nuclear arsenal
no they're not
>ISIS
they're dying out

>>77112298
What's wrong sweety? tell uncle thailad what's wrong xxx

>>77112319
alri

>>77112323
of course mr. horowitz goldman

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me on the day of the rope

>>77112341
This is NOT Thailad

>>77112116
Well not everyone prefers to spend their retirement eating potted meat and going to euchre in some shitty North American suburb with the demographics of a developing country so I don't blame them.

>>77112340
Fucking arrogant student cunt, suck a tail exhaust

>>77112341
Potentially employed and I'm the most nervous I've been since presentations in school

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>>77112298
stay away from he who will fiddle any kiddie. >No.77112283

>>77112367
what are you applying for?

>>77112340
>>77112347
ISIS and North Korea are everyone's problems

>>77112340
>theyre dying out
Terrorism is hyrda

>>77112323
i approve this message
*rubs hands*

Why is North Korea getting nukes bad but it's fine for Pakistan to have them

>>77112379
north korea is no threat to anything

>>77112374
Just a labour job and I've got a trial coming up this afternoon

Haven't been on /brit/ for a few days, might celebrate my return by giving the mate below me a get

any grimsby or hull man in

>>77112384
fok

>>77112331
Not having furniture also just kind of sucks.

I'd like a coffee table, a couple of drawers, a cabinet.

I've basically just got a twin sized mattress, a couch, a worn out chair, and a shitty glass table.

I often realise how shit my life is when I'm at home because I don't have the most basic things.

No wonder people are so cling. Human relations are valuable for getting yourself shit.

>>77112398
You fucked it you fuckhead, should have posted one second later

>>77112385

Jocko Podcast got me motivated af lads

>>77112349
Don't be silly sweety

>>77112367
come sit on uncle thailad's lap sweety, don't mind any bumps, that's just my magical energy, now you tell uncle thailad all about what's wrong sweety xxx

>>77112425
What English county is Thailad from

>>77112388
Yeah. You're dumbass is going to keep thinking that. And every month theyre still going to keep testing and improving their missile system

Spilling Your Sorrows [ASMR] Cyberpunk Music Version

>>77112408
only realised how much furniture costs after I moved out desu

just go to a garage sale and get anything that isn't covered in piss stains, it's your best bet

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Check out my downtown Toronto apartment, faggots.

>>77112442
what do you want me to do about it goldman
they are nothing to me

>>77112425
Getting a bit noncy there I'm moving away

>>77112385
to be fair, they're learning lessons taught by the Western Alliance to Iraq and the Libyan Arabian Jamāhīriyyah i.e. self–defense.
but at the same time, increasing the number of usable nukes is also a cause for concern.

>>77112453
The Norks would nuke America if they could find any half-way functioning ICBM system

>>77112436
Nottingham sweety xxx

>>77112465
i don't believe it

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>Libyan Arabian Jamāhīriyyah

>>77112458
underage b&

>>77112465
No they wouldn't. Every one of their threats to the outside world is just a display to maintain their regime internally. Kimmy and pals are running a regime and aren't so stupid to think they could actually take on world powers, they just want to maintain their own positions.

Making a new

at work lads

making a poo

I'm not a robot
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>>77112358
>>77112379
the norks aren't complete fuckwits
if they nuke anyone, they'd get obliterated

>>77112537
>>77112537
>>77112537
>>77112537

I don't believe in organised religion. I think it's just an story made up by department stores to sell you holiday trinkets.

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>>77110964
Ah yes

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pfffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhahahahahahah

Believe this thread still has 20 more posts to go. Janny?

Had to stand behind 3 women in a queue at the shops today, each one decided to spend an extra 30 seconds making chit chat and another 30 seconds fumbling with their purse.

Fuming, why can't they just slap the money down and go like blokes

>"are you gonna spend you're hole life sitting in you are room?"
what did she mean by this?

just had a cheeky xanax x

morning lads