OFFICIAL INTERNATIONAL BREAD SPREAD POWER RANKINGS Patrician

>no salted butter
As is expected from an Am*rican

>>77109956
Salted butter is synonymous with butter, no one puts unsalted butter on bread except my grandmother

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*blocks your arteries*

inb4 avo

>>77109909
who the fuck spreads lard on bread

>>77110257
Slavs, Hungarians, Jews (schmaltz). Maybe Romanians?

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>>77109909
>subhuman tier
>Marmite
>Vegemite
DELET THIS NAO

Peanutbutter+jelly

>>77113617
t. immature kiddy

>>77109909
olive oil wit salt is god tier

>lard
as expected from americans

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elder god tier: liver pate

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Kaya (coconut egg jam)

Spread of the First Ones
>refried beans

>>77109909

Superior tier:
>Tomato and olive oil
>Foie gras

Normal tier
>butter
>marmalade
>cheese
>nutella style cream
>anything else not shit murrican tier

Shit Murrican tier
>lard
>peanut butter
>corn syrup
>ketchup
>anything else typical am*rican

I like these two
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalles_Kaviar
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messm%C3%B6r

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>>77109909
>>77110002
A*merifats will never understand this

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>what is spread paprika flavoured creamy cheese
>what is homemade jam
>what is, wait for it, lard, choice of the absolute patrician man

sissy western bois will never know

>>77110405
>slavs
What? Lard on bread is murrican invention, slavs use butter

>>77113747
this

>>77110257
Spain

>>77109909
If you wanted to shit on australia then you couldve just started a thread explicitly to do that

>>77114483
What?

>>77114765
Looks like the colonies are talking shit bout you

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>>77109909
cummies

>>77113747
>>77114193
This

>>77110257
I know that was a thing among my grandma's generation (presumably previous ones as well?)

although even granny has long since switched to butter, it is still fairly common parlance among even my dad's gen to speak of spreading "fat" or "grease" on bread

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Why not authentic swedish breakfast?

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>>77114961
THE FUCK IS THIS

>>77114978
You tell us, its your nations breakfast

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Sssshh....it's okay. You can be jelly of my horrible and wonderful creation. I understand.

>>77114961
Hey, at least it didn't go to waste!

>77114994
Don't reply to me you disgusting lard

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>nobody mentions honey yet
Fucking simpletons

>>77115089
genuinely never thought of honey as something that goes on bread

>>77115016
Im american i do watever i want
>>77115000
You made garlic bread, congrats, would you like a medal or part of albania

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>>77109909
hummus tastes disgusting and your list is garbage just like am*rican bread or dairy products

sage

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I'm partial to Gavin.

>>77115170
We call that Nutella in America. Who in canuck thought "gavin" would be a good name? Who has a monopoly on this shit anyway?

>>77115224
>Who in canuck thought "gavin" would be a good name?

probably gavin's mum

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>>77109909
>humus
>check flag
Americuts are at it again!

1. Salmon & butter/soft cheese on black bread.
2. Salo on black bread.
2. Butter & caviar on white bread.
3. Soft cheese on white bread.
4. Pattee on fitting bread.

Good tier:
Butter and caviar.
Shit tier:
Anything else.

>>77109909
i put ranch dressing on my bread. where's that on the list?

>>77115396
It means you have no culture just like the rest of Americans.

>>77115422
it's actually pretty good especially when you smear some ketchup and top it off using easy cheese

>>77115492
You belong in a garbage can

>>77115492
>easy cheese
dropped

>>77115524
>>77115541
bruh, have you even tried it

on another note, i put easy cheese on everything, actual slices of cheese, rice, bread, chicken breasts, steak, oyster. easy cheese is probably the best thing in the world.

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For me its bone marrow

>>77114961
>>77114978
>>77114994
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/1079337/cum_omlet.html

>>77115567
Are you actually fat?

>>77110257
>>77114433
I had an Ukrainian teacher who said they eat lard sandwiches

>>77115603
im too poor to be fat but i probably am malnourished as fuck

>>77115610
He meant salo but not the spread, spread lard is disgusting.

>>77115633
I spent years eating only spinach from cans. You sure you don't want a healthy option that is also cheap?

>>77115721
She specifically referred to it as spreading lard on bread
Isn't salo just cured lard?

>>77116037
Ok I thought Ukrainians had a good taste in food.