this is literally every yank on the planet edition
>>77106890
FUCK THIS GENERAL
>>77106890
(you) in the pic
Business idea: China
need oxford health out of business
babestation
Wales
>>77106922
Bow down before our anglo might
>>77106962
me shitting on a rock in the river
Almost my birthday c:
>>77106961
BY THE NINE DIVINE, ASSAULT ASSAULT
>>77106922
it's alright if you just give a chance. stay a while, have some gimmicks.
But I'm a Squat Cobbler, not whatever the fuck this is.
>>77106961
got any pictures of sue doing a wee?
no one cares
yanks are fat disgusting pigs
>when you order a 3 pc chicken tenders and bossman gives you 4 pcs
what should I get for my next two-wheeled automobile lads???
>>77107007
stop
Took my puppet for a wee tipsy #madlad xx
>>77107013
Aprillia RSV4
Europe and the ME need to be annihilated.
dumb pirate frogposter
>>77107013
rad bike
>>77107007
Slampigs??
>>77107013
yamaha wr500
I know you lads dont like yanks but yanks are your very creation
>>77107009
https://youtu.be/jgMGhcjfVJM
>when you get that sweet car phone warehouse dollars wagwan
altruism is a lie
you give to charity?
a selfish act
donate a kidney?
selfish act
take your grandparent to hospital appointments? a selfish act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYv2hSWdU5k
this woman literally knows everything about pregnancies and childbirths
fucking hell i am not ready to be a parent
>>77107013
>>77107013
2 unicycles
paid ~$20 if you don't include my food for about a minute of kissing with a 5/10
was worth and i intend doing it again
is it weird to go on holiday on your own
>>77107009
>when you go to Popeyes and order a 3pc spicy tendie meal with a side, biscuit, and drink but they give you the 5pc for the same price instead
>>77107068
the reddit transportation
hate it when people are totes in denial of their own nature
like if we accepted and ackowledged the animal aspects of the human psyche, instead of pretending they don't exist and villainising the people who exhibit traits of the human animal, the world would be a much more harmonious place
>>77107068
How long are your fucking legs mate?
whats the point of posting frogs
making an order
>>77107012
busy this week lad I probably would go for a drink with a stranger from /int/ but busy
>>77107059
not ours
Just unleashed an explosive torrent of my baby batter all over the bed lads
>>77107088
That's exactly how I feel at the moment in your picture.
>>77107063
APRILIA RSV4 YOU CUNT
>>77107108
haven't seen this in a while, thanks
Does anyone here have 2 degrees?
I've left uni but I love the student life and I have the money for it
Is it weird being a student in your late 20s?
>>77107111
then whose?
the chicken was peng
the sauce was peng
the chips were peng
>>77107108
the first 5 seconds of this webm always make me howl
stooop it
>>77107105
got a visit from the coppers cos you keep on sniffin poppers
>>77107136
brits
>>77107135
regular age students might consider it weird
but if you are genuinely concerned of the opinions of relative children, then you still have some growing up to do
24 and unless I have a dildo strapped to my face I couldn't give a shit what anyone thinks of me
>>77107134
>>77107153
she has a nice voice desu
/pol/ stole a great /lat/ meme
anime
>>77107066
i think a good amount of parents would admit that to some degree, they really do make it up as they go along
discipline would be my issue 2bh
>>77107088
absolutely not, have a good time lad :)
logistics gave me props once for my hospital records hoodie
>>77107105
doing this seems very socially acceptable. i dont think they are at all good for you. half the high you're getting is due to you not being able to breathe, seen loads of people do them til their lips go blue and they pass out, there goes a very nice portion of your braincells.
>welsh pepe lad isn't post the welsh pepe i drew for him
gonna revoke all ur bloody rights u little shit
>>77107224
would love to wash her feet
hannah martin's big round arse
>>77107230
if you do them correctly there's no risk of suffocation
at worst, you pass out and breathe involuntarily until you regain consciousness
using a mask without sufficient oxygen for a prolonged period of time is another story
>>77107243
im sure she can wash her own feet
>>77107243
That's a drawing mate...
>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut.
>Uses hair products
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive
the welsh have always had it easy
>>77107135
I have a GED (less than high school graduate in US, pretty much 12 year old education in Western Europe, I'm basically retarded on paper) and yet manage a $120k a year job at a Mexican restaurant in Dallas, Texas at the age of 23 and I just got laid two nights in a row once from a Dominican and the other by a Chicana.
Did I mention I've been diagnosed as having MPD and I'm clinically insane? Good things comes to those with connections. You could be a blithering retard and still live the dream in this country, especially this state (might as well be ONCE AGAIN).,
>>77107243
nonce
going to the shop, you lads want anything?
"I hate the Welsh. They are a beastly people with a beastly language."
>>77107286
Tampon
the green letters
>>77107286
a friend
>>77107270
Has deano evolved?
the munch
>>77106495
Nah they're well aware of who's behind the scenes. Lana just jokes about bonkers feminists because they're so ridiculous. As a channel they don't single out feminism as the main problem but as one of many, and they talk about degenerate men a lot as well.
>>77106890
tb.h whenever i click on a video and it turns into a sis fest its a fucking brit.
Really wish I was drunk right now
Im neet and I can do anything I want with my free time but I wank and shitpost instead
Such is the life in the zone
>>77107357
she f*cks n*ggers
>>77107322
HATE the Republic's flag. LOVE what it stands for.
>>77106890
Nice to see a white sissy in her place.
>>77107270
7 me
frogposting is for dumb people
>>77107079
need a response to this. not going to ask again, just really would appreciate it
>>77107253
well of course you will breathe yourself again when you are unconscious, but in starving your brain of oxygen until unconsciousness, you are most certainly damaging your brain.
Found out a co-worker is Welsh.
Told him I'd have never guessed since I'd never seen him fuck a sheep.
>>77107226
booking the airbnp right now
>>77107319
oh sweatie x
just did a major wank
the cum actually made a surprisingly sound when it came out
>>77107383
nigger
>>77107189
But then again you also are very creation of brits
So that makes you brothers
>>77107399
what did you cum on?
>>77107399
what did it sound like?
Unironically spunked to this earlier
>>77107428
like a water gun
>>77107387
you need to find better prostitutes
>>77107421
My face of course x
doing a jerking my dick on Chaturbate and asking girls if they'd like to watch. The trick is to go to like page 10 and pick the girls with very few viewers
got a few good reactions prolly gonna cumm soon
x
>>77107397
where you headed?
>>77107329
i disagree with the notion that feminism is some problem in itself and not just the vocal, fringe groups that have ideals contorted beyond the beliefs of what they originally were
which of course the media plays up the existence of because they are easy targets to direct our anger and ridicule towards, but of course it would be silly to suggest people like laurie penny or anita sarkeesian have any real power or influence
eating ice cream x
>>77107453
link us
>>77107442
>nutting to yanks
>>77107453
keep us updated x
debating whether or not to socialise when i go back to university
on the one hand quite liked drinking with the gaming lads
on the other hand will probably perform better academically and feel less personally conflicted if i stay away most of the time
>>77107079
20 quid for what? her food?
>>77107388
i don't see anything supporting this
unless you are using a mask, as soon as you pass out (15 seconds of no oxygen) you will start breathing air again since you'll drop the balloon
hypoxia takes several minutes to set in and even longer to cause any real damage
you might be slightly disoriented after blacking out but that's it
>>77107483
one girl pm'd me after and did some lewd stuff for me while neglecting her chat
pretty cool
Watched some of the maygregor press conference
Dana White and the boxing bloke introducing it looked nervous as fuck, visibly shaking and stuttering on words haha
feels like I'm playing a visual novel sometimes when I'm interracting with people
strange world we live in
>>77107428
like a squelching sound
i have abnormally viscous ejaculate
>>77107421
Andrex - 2 ply
>>77107515
probably because you paid her
>>77107534
>strange world we live in
yeah and your schizophrenia probably doesn't help that
>>77107357
>S1: PROMISING
>S2: ALMOST THERE!
>S3: uhhh...
>S4: rebound?
>S5: .......
>S6: Chicana in her mid 20's tier
Need some happenings. It got quiet all of a sudden
>>77107528
cuz i was there >:^)
wish i'd applied to oxbridge on my UCAS application just so i could say i was an oxbridge reject if i ever got rich or famous
>>77107528
excellent
means i get more return when i bet my entire student loan on a mayweather victory
>>77107588
big cum :dddd
Reply to this post with your current thoughts
>>77107588
literally a sex wee
interesting how certain molecules that temporarily alter your state of consciousness or physiology when absorbed without any adverse side effects in and of themselves are often illegal
>>77107553
i didn't though
that's the thing
>>77107588
last time i click one of these :\
>>77107605
Poo bum lol
>>77107059
only 52% percent of them
>>77107495
and the tip. first girl i've gone on a date with since i was in highschool and was a pseudonormie who i'd not be ashamed of being in public with
>>77107588
why did my bitch mom mutilate my dick
>>77107605
wish there was a good chicken place near me
>>77106890
much prefer real cymru hours to real yank hours tbqh
>>77107492
University is piss easy mate. I read English at Cambridge for a year before dropping out. Didn't read any of the half a dozen books they gave us each week, didn't turn up to half the supervisions, got drunk every night, and didn't revise for collections and still got a 2:2. Can't imagine how much easier it is at other unis
tha slovakian fag is here
>>77107492
people naturally spend less and less time socialising over the three years, you'll probably find they feel the same way. don't block them out completely though; something like a pre-set study plan or weekly quota would help you manage time better than just avoiding friends.
have realized recently that taking lsd didn't fuck up my brain by giving me panic disorder
it simply revealed my existing panic disorder and showed me that it's completely irrational whereas before i typically associated my anxiety with actual bad things around me
>>77107681
No such thing as 2.2 at Cambridge you retard
>>77107605
i'm afraid that time doesn't exist and therefore recalling memories lasts an infinite amount of time
think about it, when you get flashbacks to the past you completey lose track of your surroundings for a split second, in that split second you are in the memory you recalled, not in "real life". Although it lasts for a split second relative to you, it might as well be an indefinite amount of time.
Am i onto something?
>>77107457
Portugal
>>77107605
there are few things more pure, resplendent, and admirable than the act of intercourse between two young males
>>77107712
This is not an actual degree result because I dropped out, this is just an estimation based on my end of year exams
>>77107728
i agree with this somewhat
my theory is that the sensation of time passing is simply that of making new memories
>>77107605
I feel deeply alone and pained with an intense sense of regret and helplessness
>>77107461
Ah I thought this was where our disconnect was. What I (and they) mean by feminism is the radical university-sphere stuff and sexual revolution type ideas, not gender equality.
You're absolutely right that the former is blown out of proportion but sexual "liberation" is extremely prevalent in media and causing a lot of harm to young women and our societies as a whole. The problem also exists among men but it's mostly restricted to homosexuals.
>>77107728
*remembers reading your post*
yeah you're right that felt like fucking forever
>>77107772
Re-invent yourself
>>77107728
Time still continues when you're in any other unconscious/conscious state you melon
>>77107685
you are a bully
about what time did /brit/ go from discussion of britain to waheyyy *picture of a willie*?
gender equality is a band aid solution
true liberation means no gender roles at all
>>77107796
holy shit
>>77107796
These people unironically think they're thought provoking
>>77107796
i know this all too well
>>77107795
>implying other conciousnesses exist other than my own
>>77107825
Ponce
>>77107588
that's really fucking hot
I love uncut cocks
>>77107815
nah lad you won't remember tonight for long
>>77107788
no idea how to do that
>>77107825
how is that not thought provoking? do you even koan practice?
>>77107805
2013
>>77107825
>im like so above it all
WAHEEEEY
>>77107795
>>77107835
now relate this to special relativity
>>77107873
No its just anyone with a modicum of introspection would have already considered things like that
no one provokes my thoughts but me
reported a 4chan post to this lot the other day
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bUuvfDmsAs
*looks down at my circumcized penis*
i want to kill you for what you did to me. You took my flesh, now I will take yours.
*unsheathes scalpel*
daddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: *grinning, blood on my face*
HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Two hands clap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand?
How fucking difficult do you spazzes think it is to be a normie?
Get a popular hair cut, go onto asos and buy some basic t shirt and jeans. You all must have at least one friend, drag that one friend out to a club every Saturday night and go through the awkwardness until you figure it all out and finally get some cunt. This is how everybody else does it.
>>77107910
anyone who says "issue" in that way is, without exception, a cunt
gimmick idea: post koans and watch egocentric redditors struggle to discuss them
i'm a real bodhisattva
genuinely find circumcision upsetting, I hate it in porn when I'm looking at these beautiful lads playing with themselves or fucking with each other and their cocks are mutilated, a lot of them are still nice enough, I'd suck them and ride them but still, they could have been so much more. It's a shame, a tragedy.
>>77107952
not as bad as homosexuality
>>77107928
half a clap and half a sound
fuck off you little ponce before i do you in
>>77107936
shut up you little scrote, you probably havn't even shagged 10 lasses
>>77107936
>>77107952
bender haha
>>77107966
>>77107952
at least some men are circumcized loose enough to where they still have some loose skin.
imagine being one of those guys who's dick is literally cut skin tight. They'll never ever feel pleasure
>No its just anyone with a modicum of introspection would have already considered things like that
>>77107936
>drag that one friend out to a club every Saturday night and go through the awkwardness
sounds great, I really want this
>>77107966
I'm on 50 lmao @ you
>>77107928
>>77107991
Yeah like Joey Mill's big dad cock
>>77107936
don't want that crap
>>77107936
what if I don't want to go to a club
>>77107605
the fates of rhodesia and burma are testament to how tragic the downfall of the empire truly was
though we can point to the suez crisis and the treachery of the americans as the catalyst, we must look further back to the yanks garish need for independence and lay all blame squarely at their feet
had it not been for their indignation, there would have been little motivation for other colonies to secede and thus we'd have held the throne of power for much longer, and although independence would ultimately be unavoidable, much like the case with canadians and australians, the crown would remain all powerful; the commonwealth would be a fearsome federation of independent states, the five eyes would remain anglicised, and ireland would be unified
indeed, every wrong in the world can be traced back to the yank
>>77107936
You forgot the part where you load up your phone with the latest pop/hiphop hits and learn the lingo of today's hipster youth.
Are you even trying to get him laid?
>>77108007
fantastic post
THE SLOVAKIAN LIKES TO POST VELAS
business idea:
take your baby boys pe*is and cut some of the skin off
>>77108020
did burma want to stay with us too then
>>77108036
una vela
getting things sorted
>>77108001
i've shagged 201 birds tho
>>77108060
who cares what they want
>>77108021
don't think that shit has anything to do with getting laid
>>77108054
i'm a girl (pretty hot, if i say so myself) and uncut dicks are gross
>>77107923
genuinely convinced ""they"" feed on pain and terror. Hence why every boy is circumcized here. We need to be nearly emasculated. Testosterone is like kryptonite for them. Load the water and soil and products with estrogen, cut our dicks, keep us in line.
Instead of getting food off shelves in the supermarket, I just take what I need from other people's trollies when they're not looking.
Madman me
>>77108082
okay then you're a fag. Natural dicks are beautiful and good
>>77108020
You fucks killed Rhodesia though sanctions, they won the bush war.
>>77108082
be my kanojo
you can find me in da club
bottle full o bud my mind we got wot chu need if u needa feelin good chumie on dat shlick shlang hmmuhmmh feeling good so come gimmie a hug if u needin get wood
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
go charlie its your worthday we gunna party like its your birthday
we gunna hit bacardi like its your earthday so cummon and we know its ya birthday
fine me in da club
>>77108054
>>77108127
britain betrayed rhodesia, this is undeniable
however we were already weakened, the insidious yank had already delivered the killing blow with in the suez canal
I think cocks are beautiful, you don't even have to be gay to think this, yeah, sucking them might be gay, but acknowledging the aesthetic beauty of a cock is perfectly acceptable.
>>77108098
nah, foreskins are just raw materials for certain industries, that's all
>>77108081
>knowing how to act normie as can be
>nothing to do with getting laid
This is why you failed.
>>77108181
I agree. I'm straight and I think cocks are objectively aesthetically superior to fannies
>>77108178
we shoulda never joined WW1
its shit but we only have ourselves to blame
we bankrupted the empire to fund a war that we had very little reason to even be a part of, besides pride
uncut roastie fannies are gross
>>77108197
this is honestly the most believable, American thing there is. There's no ideology, just pure profit, no matter who suffers or dies.
Literally nothing better than a puffy vulva
>>77108215
without a doubt, but it goes further back than that
it was american independence that started it all
yanks, not even once
>>77108082
could a regrettably cut man ever convince you to not circumcize any sons you have with him?
>>77108205
no being a normalfag drone has nothing to do with getting laid
>>77108241
yep
scapegoating ideologies, while sometimes accurate, is just a distraction from the profiteering
though you could also say that profiteering is also an ideology
*scuttles towards you*
>>77108280
Kek, saved that
literally vomited when I last saw a woman with a clit
fucking marbleflaps, utterly disgusting an unaesthetic
>>77108229
>uncut roastie fannies are gross
>fannies are gross
Hmmmm
>>77107780
I'd argue the problem also exists among a lot of men too (particularly the youth) but it just manifests itself in different, or sometimes similar ways, ie hookup culture and the 'sexual market' being skewed heavily towards individuals who buy into it all, as well as the backlash in sentiment that it results in, in the form of shit like MGTOW and misandrist 'feminist' groups that tend to have the same underlying toxic attitudes towards the opposite sex. And for the 'liberated' individuals they usually end up with a stunted capacity for intimacy and ability commit to relationships.
What I like with Sinead's brazenness is the fact that it's strong enough for her to go on despite losing friends/family/her job as well as the constant torrent of shit that comes her way via the internet, and other groups that are aware of her work. There's no fear in naming those who will benefit from society being in a completely discordant state or how they love to deflect this onto other, irrelevant issues, or the tribulations people like her face if they decide to speak out. It's something to admire.
oh my god lads
this girl on chaturbate looked at my dick and got all embarrassed and said she loved it
and then she pulled off her panties and revealed the greatest pussy i've ever seen
girls are incredible
x
>>77108264
I want to sit you down and explain to you slowly as to why you're wrong, but I don't think you'd quite be reading me my friend...
Let go your pride, let go your cares for the ideal mate, and accept that sometimes doing what you don't want to has great rewards, rewards which will someday swallow that pride of yours.
Just to trying to help you out man.
Not telling you to change your ideals, just... "alter" them for the time being in order to slay pussy. Everyman does this, just no in the same way you may have to. Think of it this way.
Last girl I shagged had the biggest clit I've ever felt
It felt like a big old runner bean inside her lips
>>77108340
fuck off goldman
Nice blogs
Can you stop stealing our words ?
k thanks
>>77108365
Then rot, Goyim.
oh my god lads
this boy on chaturbate looked at my dick and got all embarrassed and said he loved it
and then he pulled down his boxer-briefs and revealed the greatest cock i've ever seen
boys are incredible
x
>>77108367
can you post it?
thanks
>>77108394
77108395
*sucks you*
>>77108409
Is it me or has he steadily gotten more insane?
Got banned from r9k for 24 hours so I shall be posting here
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>77108395
i applaud this post
>>77108421
just you
>>77108409
i want this welfare leech out of my country
cut my arse while having a shit, hope it doesn't escalate into a fissure x
seven and a half hours into this film lads
only another six and a half to go
>>77108424
man I kinda miss /r9k/
I stopped browsing 2 years ago, but I used to have a cool skype group of robots I'd talk to every day, including quite a few qt girls.
Kinda miss it desu
*checks your math*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPixk9_wgZk
i wonder if trump's going to put out campaign advertising on this channel when the time comes
>>77108439
then abolish welfare
I love French lads x
>>77108452
I only post on /britfeel/, rest of it is underaged yanks. Bit like here haha
>briefly stop wanking to post something on /brit/
>willy goes soft
>>77108472
What are you wanking over? x
>>77108461
Dont know you enough to reciprocate the sentiment
>>77108469
nah my skype group was all 19+, mostly mid/early 20's. Like 3 of them were Brits, one Russian, the rest were Yanks.
>>77108469
>>77108452
>>77108424
would actually heem you autists if you ever crossed my path
Mad how Trump's approval rating is still sky high
>>77108510
mad how he won
>>77108472
you'd never have to worry about that if you switched to prostate stimulation, and you'd keep full use of your hands too
oh
>>77108454
mathS
Post it, or fuck off
>>77108519
Post toot
>>77108489
I think you'd like me a lot...
>>77108487
just started, might check /gif/
>>77108553
Where's the new
girl texted me i'm a good kisser just now
i don't care
>>77108526
what should i watch then me laddos? hypernormalisation was alri, apart from the constant bombardment of imagery, a lot of which was only vaguely related at best. content was top notch, though, do rate.
so what will it be? roll the dice, have a punt. i'll post a review of whatever i watch shortly after
>>77108331
That's a good point. MGTOW-style shite in particular seems to be much more popular among men than women.
I'll check out some of her videos but understand that while brazenness on this topic is admirable, it's not at all productive and actually serves to alienate people before they even have a chance to consider the relevant ideas. IMO that's the main reason popular right-wing figures tend to dance around it and focus on the symptoms.
>>77107640
You0re also to blame for Sp*in.
This is literally every Brit on the planet.