Why are Scandinavians so edgy?

No sun for six months of the year

>no sun
>cold
>autism
>shit food

I'd form a meal band aswell

>metaltugal

>>77104269
Explain Greece then.

>>77104322
WE WUZ power metal bands probably

>>77104197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjWL_ETQCEg
I am Greek

>>77104197
metal is a meme genre
basically a rap with guitars but for white thrash subhumans

>>77104385
trash*

or garbage, basically white "people"

Why do I wanna fuck Finland so badly?

>>77104354
But why don't Latvia and Lithuania have more Metal bands?

They share pretty much all the Nordic flaws on top of being poor.

if your country doesn't reach the 100 mark you ain't white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNOXxXL7DE0
I am Greek

NO WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY? I WANT TO DIE AHHHH!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OASkHfIuQk8
post em

>>77104442
Too busy farming potatoes no time for metal

>>77104534
RUHHHHHHHHHH.

>>77104619
Portuguese metal
https://youtu.be/aGEk0g78GBo

>>77104270
undervurderet kommentar

>>77104197
Norway is probably the most map memed country in the world. No one listen to black metal here. No other meme maps about Norway is correct either

>>77104870
this
the only one who lisen to that shit are a few old people

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>>77104385
>basically a rap with guitars
get back to listening to your kpop gook

>>77104870
>statistics are wrong because of anecdotal evidence
just /int/ things

>>77105073
we ain't very tall either, so the tall map is bullshit too. If you are 190 cm tall in Norway then you actually are very tall, it ain't the norm

>>77105229
t.manlet

>>77104385
I hate Metal.But its still better than your overly flamboyent fruity ass k-pop Gook.

>>77105288
t. skyscraper

>>77104269
Food is great, the rest is true.

>>77104354
Literally this but Black Metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOuPPLF3rDw

>>77105073
>hurr durr anecdotal evidence

you can prove anything with statistics you dumbo.
I bet you think Argentina is white.
kek

>>77105229
there are lots of nordic tourists and you guys are tall, I'm 185 and I didn't feel tall next to them at all, so 190 can't be that rare

Swedes and Finns make better metal than the rest of the world combined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2p9PsVD9Ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HRett4kOpM

>>77105229
Do you know how averages work? Yes 190 cm is tall in everywhere in the world but if you're 180cm you are around average in Nordic countries but still quite tall in asian or southern european countries.

>>77105626
You haven't grown out of metal music yet?

>>77104269
Anime band is the thing in Norway

>>77105680
You don't grow out of something that you love..
Let's hear what you listen to
>inb4 i only listen to classical

>>77105693
What's that?

>>77105571
180 is the average here

why you so edgy, kid?

>>77105738
i only listen to classical like every white male adult should

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>>77105799

>>77105799
the only music that isn't trash or black

>>77105799
mu neeger

>>77105626
fuck off with this melodic crap

>>77105799
Good for you then. I also listen to classical, but mostly metal. Metal just goes hand in hand with classical, especially power metal and other similar subgenres.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoToociLHZs

listening to metal after your "rebellious" 12th and 13th years of age is just truly pathetic. it's like your brain just stopped evolving

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>>77105799

>>77105908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31oY_1Lj7JE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDuiHzo81gI

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>>77104197
ÖVER NORDEN JAG HÄRSKAR
MED DET ARV SOM JAG GAVS
GÅNG PÅ GÅNG SJUNG CAROLUS SÅNG
KRIGETS KONST JAG BEHÄRSKAR
LÅT MITT NAMN SPRIDA SKRÄCK
GÅNG PÅ GÅNG SJUNG CAROLUS SÅNG
ÄN EN GÅNG SJUNG CAROLUS SÅNG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o

WE

>>77106063
You and Swedes really love your ancestors eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edBYB1VCV0k

>>77106063
why did he hold the hammer high? was he fixing the cuckshed?

>>77106154
To take it out of his wife's son's reach.

science says jazz, orchestra and electronic compositions are strictly for the adult brain
scandis BTFO

>>77106229
ke

The nordic autism

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>>77106154
hammer is symbol of the old relegion.

>>77106318
+funk, soul, blues are for the body

so really, the scatis are off in every way conceivable in terms of good music. wtf

>>77106417
it's a symbol of you being a fucktard neo-pagan

>>77104385
This is true.

>>77106441
>so really, the scatis are off in every way conceivable in terms of good music. wtf
that my friend is completely subjective and just because someone listens to x genre, doesn't mean they cannot listen to y genre

>>77105799
EUPHORIC

>>77106524
i didn't say much about people listening to different genres, but i did say that metal is shit that doesn't register in either the brain or the body departments

make of it what you will in your particular department, but so it is.

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the only people who listen to metal are garbaggio manchildren with greasy hair that write on their tinder bio "i only listen to REAL music with REAL instruments"

>>77106601
Why are you familiar with the tinder profiles of greasy manchildren?

>>77106569
don't really care about your pseudo-analysis of metal. it's clear that you dislike metal and the people that listen to it, just like i dislike rap listeners. i guess this is like talking to a wall

>>77106524
>someone listens to x genre, doesn't mean they cannot listen to y genre
generally speaking, OP's map seems to not support this claim.

honestly there is some musical quality in metal but still its some kind of shaman or druggy music, its obviously designed to put the listening plem into some mental state (this is why i dont really like darkambient too, especially dr*ne, but ambient is at least has no lyrics (no lyrics is not music, as well as singing))

so yeah, its music but its low quality almost like pop music

>>77106753
*pleb

>>77106662
i don't dislike metal, i just think it's gotten retarded. i don't like it then i don't like it, it don't mean that i'm hating. same for rap. i don't like 90% of the stuff that gets labeled rap. i like hip hop tho. if it's true to the spirit. if it's the nu-school bling bling bitch nigga style i fucking loathe it. as a side note: i fucking LOVE hard rock and blues-rock etc, but metal... fuck, it's just retarded down too much over the years.

you do a lot of talking to walls anon?

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>>77106753
>no lyrics is not music

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>>77104385
i wouldnt care so much about whites if i were you considering your neighbor :)

>>77106736
i for one listen to multiple genres and most of my friends who listen to metal also listen to totally different genres.
also despite of the memes, metal music hasn't been THAT popular in the past decade or so.
most kids and teenagers listen to pop, rap or electronic music

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>>77106019
my guy

>>77106849
i had to add comma
"no, lyrics is not music"
is that better?
i was a bit memeing tho, but its common sence that music with lyrics is usually inferior and more accepted by the plebs

>>77106753
i must've been listening to metal in a wrong way then. i just play metal in the background while doing stuff in my house, cutting the grass or just playing vidya.
and it feels like people refer to black metal or other extreme metal subgenres, when talking about metal. there are loads of cleaner sounding subgenres, that sound very musical, even to the point they have orchestra's and other shit playing with them

>>77107036
when i was at secondary school we used to do shit like musical analysis of modern genres and a lot of the shit done in {insert-sub-genre}-of-metal boiled down to classical music composition patterns traceable to notable composers and ideas from particularly named periods (long time, so forgot much) so there's definitely a sense of "real" musicality in metal, but as you so explicitly put it: a lot of the sub-genres of metal that seem to define the whole genre for a whole lot of people is non-musical cacophony and causes shitwater to flow from the ears so you can hardly blame the non-metal fan for thinking metal as a whole is shit tier
/blog

>>77107333
thank you. it's quite sad really, but same could be said about many other genres too, rap included. there's always hidden gems to be found from different genres, but obviously the average bloke won't know about these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRA9ug9dzRs

you might not like that song if you're not into metal, but songs like that are very common in those metal scenes and it would be pretty stupid to say it's not musical, or it's just noise.

>>77107539
i imagine i could listen through that if i was driving from point a to point b and the distance would be several hundreds of kilometers and there was no other radio broadcasting, but really i would prefer something like this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tewE4NQSOiA

>>77105514
food is bananas

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>>77104385
>basically a rap with guitars

>>77107812
yes. thank you for ac/dc. truly.

T R O L L H A M M A R E N

>>77106916
>but its common sence that music with lyrics is usually inferior and more accepted by the plebs
you sound like a typical fedora tipper