>>77097836
what kind of dog is that?
the gf
anime
I'm quite illiterate, but I read a LOT
Are Katy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORNOFGZgi2w
pls talk about cosmic things
everything else is boring
look at our planet and 10,000,000,000,000 other planets
why can't we go to 10,000,000,000,000 planets?
planes
want to dangle my bollocks into a black hole (not your mums vag)
>>77097886
hate that haircut a lot.
>>77097908
rather not say
>>77097886
her hair looks REally Bad
>>77097886
She was hotter with her old hair, but I'd still go so deep in that arse that she'd be shitting out my cum 2 weeks later
'zu
>>77097888
Because only a redditor would a) know what the reddit format is and b) be insecure enough about fitting it to consciously avoid doing it
The meme is entirely a product of the reddit invasion
>>77097908
like stars?
>>77097908
but we might in the future
not personally but humans might
>>77097905
>>77097946
>>77097872
>>77097872
ren chon ren cum
>I'm just asking if the Sunday Sport is a real newspaper
>>77097886
>this women is bordeline retarded and has made more money than you will make in 100 lifetimes
Think I might take a trip to the netherlands and tryout that euthanasia they got over there
>>77097858
I welcome the meme.
I don't know why people who needlessly start new lines like this.
I think it's to make their post stand out more cause it takes up a bigger space on the screen.
to beer or not to beer?
>>77097884
Is Catcher in the Rye a good book
Worth reading guys?
what job can you get with a 2:2 from UCLan?
>>77097915
hmmm i dont think thats true
jupiter is a bit far that innit
New here. First day. Name's Ross
the gf
>>77097999
sanitary bog engineer
>>77097999
sara looks preggers in this
>>77097836
>>77097999
building bogs
why everybody else is so quiet? Is there even anyone out there?
>>77097999
i was really worried i was going to get a 2:2. so fucking relieved when i got a 2:1. means my life isn't totally ruined.
>>77097999
YELPING
EVEN I GOT A 1ST IN MY BSC
>>77098024
desu i got a preggo fetish but god it doesnt suit her at all
>Brainlets getting anything other than a first
>>77097987
worth reading when you're in your teens, fairly puerile as an adult
posting form my wank stained wee pit
I fucking well have ENOUGH of that blond kraut Kittel. Maciej Bodner was just 250m away from victory.
(``v´´)
>>77097836
>>77098037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc
>>77097987
No it's about some whiny little prick crying all over New York about how he can't get laid
>>77097999
he will get a job cleaning bogs with sara
>>77098061
first time this pic was posted i wanked to the thought of her sticking that finger right up my arsehole
>>77098066
I relate to it much more now in my 20s
the best book ever written is fear & loathing in las vegas by hunter s thompson
>>77097999
assistant (to the) bog baron
>>77097999
drinking brandy
is there anything more needed for life than the right substances?
like... can you create 'life' with lightning, water, and something else?
>>77098093
I'd clean sara's bog right after she does a huge poo
aisha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgtngSbnxK
>>77097999
She looks like a fat Zooey Deschanel in this pic
>spent too much time being a degen at uni
>finished with 67%
Good job it's engineering from a high rated rustlers or I'd be fucked haha
amusingly most of the lads who got firsts are still unemployed or working shitty jobs
Turning into sand, vacuum seal like plastic bags
>>77098083
seen this already
>>77098121
dunno, there is so much to see out in the space, humans say they are the shit, they can do anything but can't go further than moon
and they still use rockets and shit to move
pathetic
>the best book ever written is fear & loathing in las vegas by hunter s thompson
>>77098154
howling
>>77098098
honestly would love sara to peg me and give me a prostate orgasm
>>77098154
lmao
>>77097908
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future#Future_of_the_Earth.2C_the_Solar_System_and_the_Universe
bit of a mad read this
all my mates that did maths, science etc are working in tescos whereas theres me with my 2:2 in dance therapy from bolton university making 40k (still struggle to pay bills and buy food though)
>>77098199
big tits
Listening to numbers stations
>>77098143
desu i do genuinely reckon that north korea isn't as bad as we're led to believe
but i think it's probably still proper poor, quite restrictive and not a nice place to live
The Catcher in the Rye is my favourite book tbqh
>>77098199
honestly needs darker areolae and nipples
>>77098154
you've done well there
>>77097964
why is she so racist brahs
>The chemists with this new effort believe they have found a way to show that all three arguments are both right and wrong—they believe they have found a way to show that everything necessary for life to evolve could have done so from just hydrogen sulfide, hydrogen cyanide and ultraviolet light and that those building blocks could have all existed at the same time—in their paper, they report that using just those three basic ingredients they were able to produce more than 50 nucleic acids—precursors to DNA and RNA molecules. They note that early meteorites carried with them ingredients that would react with nitrogen already in the atmosphere, producing a lot of hydrogen cyanide. By dissolving in water, it could have very easily come into contact with hydrogen sulfide, while being exposed to ultraviolet light from the sun. And that, they claim, would have been all that was needed to get things going.
Read more at: https://phys.org/news/2015-03-chemists-riddle-life-began-earth.html#jCp
so... i guess
my mum gives me a bed time wank every night.
>>77098154
can you try it in a scottish accent?
>>77097977
anime is innocent
>>77098237
Would rather read a ryvita box
just resigned myself to a life of inceldom
>>77098234
so exactly as it is portrayed then.
>>77098208
welp we are nothing
really nothing
like we don't even exist
maybe life pops up all over the universe to live for a second then die
its a by-products of giants clashing - the stars
>>77097905
>>77097946
the wujus/cosmics
https://xhamster.com/videos/vitaminbedarf-decken-7956809
>>77098143
She should go, they're running out of western test subjects
>>77098244
i love her
my bf gives me a bed time wank every night.
I only read books that were made into films so I can tell everyone how much better the book is
only stephen king adaptations are exempt from this rule
the depressed pornfu
>>77098314
fat legs
>>77098297
koreans, which i hate
Mum found my cum tissues lads
>>77098244
>>77098264
what if I told you... thailad made the vocaroo
*leans back in my chair and watches you two react*
Can someone please be a dear and post this to Ireland Simpsons Fans?
>>77098281
Well they're portrayed as being perpetuatly miserable but too scared to let it show.
I think people in Pyongyang at least are probably pretty happy.
just took 14 inches of my 16 inch double ended dildo
very pleased with myself only ever done 11 inches before
mad ting
>>77098334
why does thailad sound like he's 17?
lads, tell me straight
is it EVER correct to use 'hence why'?
>>77098314
>not posting links
poor form
Love little girls 2bh
>>77098361
are you foreign
a welsh scottish or irish counts as foreign
Gal
>>77098383
>gif
fuck off
any legitimately good modern British television. like drama with a bit of humor.
>>77098385
yes unironically
>>77098154
creasing
>>77098416
what are you
are you white aryan
>>77098355
pics of it x
>>77097999
Bog urchin, maybe junior bog drone if you have decent work experience.
>>77098411
yeah
>>77098411
Celebrity juice
>>77098329
>>77098383
trump about to get impeached
>tfw hardly any anglo-saxon/huguenot/Jew girls in Ireland
>>77098369
bit redundant la
post your Alex Jones impression lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UX9fBZ5Qlp
>>77098411
no, British tv is currently experiencing a dark age
>>77098375
wew
>>77098374
http://www.planetsuzy.org/t839597-p2-tyna.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texas-planned-parenthood-teen-abortion_us_59653229e4b09b587d63018a
teens in texas are getting pregnant and having abortions just to spite their politicans
>>77098411
Peaky Blinders
just finished filming Series 4
>>77098452
>Huguenots
>>77098154
kek
>>77098398
absolutely need a jewish gf
>>77098493
it really was a mistake giving you people independence
>>77098347
the Simpsons' Irish poster is usually online when Brendan Fraser is getting ready for the day's toil.
>>77098452
Yes yes yes I said yes there are
>>77098432
race is a spook sweetie x
my life is full of pathos. i am a greek tragedy rich in human experience and pain, what it means to have a soul and be human.
>>77098488
virus central
>>77098497
>Listening to brummies talking for entertainment
>>77098528
are you european
>>77098411
skins
>>77098355
I'm looking for a 18" dildo that isn't more than 1"-1.25" max in diameter. My 1.5" double dildo is too wide for me to get it in past the first bend in my colon and I can't seem to find any for sale that are less wide than that. I'll post all of the deep anal gifs that I have.
>>77098539
begone from my sight
>>77098497
seems a bit >muh irish lads for me
meant more of a modern setting as well. just young brits trying to get on
>>77098545
yeh
Chris is beta and Olivia is stacy
>>77098539
I'm a brummie and thought it was shit, a lot of the accents are very off too
I only get matches on tinder when I change my location sure I must be a well known autist round where I live
>>77098573
>>77098556
know of it but never seen it. will watch ty
>>77098512
>Basing your ethnic identity on matrilineal descent
Jews aren't real
Czechia is the porn capital of the world IMO
>>77098411
queer as folk is unironically the epitome of british comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg
>>77098512
Mila?
Scarlett?
>>77098573
SHITTING HELL
SHES PERF
>>77098578
>>muh irish lads
fuck are you on about there's barely any 'irish' stuff in it apart from one episode where there's a pikey wedding
it's set in Brum
anyway, This Is England is one of the greatest bits of tv ever made, watch the film first, then there are series that go from 1986-1990
fucking brilliant
>>77098583
thank god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
bist du deutsch
sei italiano
eres espanol
es tu francais
Fuck, marry, kill?
>>77098505
Looks kinda French to me, you perfidious yank.
>>77098624
AH YES I'M SURE THIS IS REAL
>>77098624
GOAT episode that
Czech gangbang is still the patrician's choice
>>77098624
Wow that makes it so much more realistic than "I'm a virgin who is inexplicably able to deep throat a cock on camera"
>>77098617
first 4 seasons are British television at it's best
if you get triggered by normies reeee it may be upsetting
>>77098369
hence is an adverb meaning "from here" or "from this place".
just think about that, does it make sense to use "why" immediately after it (?)
>>77098657
I'm CIA. I'm Central Intelligence Agency. I'm undercover. I'm a spy, I'm an operator, I'm a spook. I'm an agent , mole, fith-columnist. I'm a secret agent. I am that sleuth, I interrogate those mercenaries. I'm a blue shirted, belt grippin', flight plan writin' agent provocateur. I shoot before throwing men out of an aircraft, I call it in. I'm CIA and the writing of the flight plan. I'm CIA and I'm a small guy. I shoot and i'm shot. I shoot them and throw them, and every single big guy's had a lotta loyalty for a hired gun. And I am not a big guy.
What's a good mouse to get in the UK? My current one doesn't click or scroll very well. bought it too cheap.
>>77098754
I'm incel tbf...forget it
>>77098623
it's actually a very clever group strategy
except at the upper echelons where the clans are all closely blood-related and won't let any joeberg, dickstein or harrywitz with a 'jewish' mother into their clique
>>77098624
don't they export more porn stars per capita than any other country
them or estonia
or am i thinking of models
>>77098747
she barely takes any of it
>>77098727
they get some right weirdos on there
>>77098785
buy and old razer from cex and clean it up a bit before you use it
>>77098693
none of those
the second most boring foreign nationality is what i am
>>77098788
kill yourself
watch it for something to aspire to
/incel/ report in
>>77098785
i like the microsoft ones
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Microsoft-PW4-00003-Wireless-900-Mouse/dp/B016BISIRQ/ref=sr_1_22?s=computers&ie=UTF8&qid=1499890728&sr=1-22&keywords=microsoft+mouse+comfort
>>77098623
you have to base it on matrilineal descent. children know who their mother is but the father could be anyone. even the mother might not know.
>>77098798
Only job you can get in those countries
just been diagnosed as a paki
doctor says it's terminal
>>77098703
fkm
right is very to my tastes
>>77098831
too ugly, bud. rather just drink
>>77098821
are you eastern europe or one of the scandinavians
Well lads I'm stuck in random station at a random town in Italy all alone with no idea what to and the worst part is I'm phone posting with no access to my pepes
>>77098887
that would be too exciting
>>77098839
29 and never even kissed a girl
how is Joe Rogan 50 years old? He looks about 35
is this the power of W E E D?
>>77098888
>>77098888
>not having a phone folder with some essential images
>>77098891
youre dutch or belgium
send the buggers back
>>77098885
Atta boy, that's the spirit!
>>77098888
looks like Ventimiglia
>>77098888
it's a bit fucking dark mate where are you the north pole?
>second hand mouse
absolutely grim. there is a 100% chance it is covered in crusty spunk and you will not be able to clean it all off
>>77098888
>I'm stuck in random station
nigga just like walk out the door haha
>>77098891
albanian?
>>77098703
>not marrying eva green
neck you arse elf
>>77098960
youre a switzer
>>77098926
I dunno I think carrying pepes is breaking new ground, and pepe posting is already rock bottom
>>77098944
you mean the south pole dumbo
>>77098850
>no side buttons
>>77098411
Top Boy
Utopia
Grease Monkeys
Ideal
>>77098985
it gets darker earlier the more north you go you worm
the fact that it's dark where he is means he's more north
>>77098559
just went to link you the one i have and apparently it's 18 inches, wew, always thought it was 16"
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=35
circumference might be a bit big for you but i took this one quite easily when i started trying deeper play
>>77098888
>Not using the googles
>>77099006
youre a wales
>>77098946
who the fuck cums on a mouse
Wish I looked like Chris Evans.
>>77099023
>it gets darker earlier the more north you go you worm
not during summer
>>77099069
It's not intentional, you just get some on your hand and then it rubs off.
>>77098888
story?
>>77099039
oes
can i play the guessing game with you or are you a dirty engl*sh
send the buggers back
>>77099023
It gets darker later in more northern latitudes during summertide, arsetrilby.
>going past the sigmoid
>>77099010
utopia's so cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhPTUog6DWc
>Wish I looked like Chris Evans.
confess your sins
>Operation Mincemeat involved the acquisition and dressing up of a human cadaver as a "Major William Martin, R.M." and putting it into the sea near Huelva, Spain. Attached to the dead body was a brief-case containing fake letters falsely stating that the Allied attack would be against Sardinia and Greece rather than Sicily, the actual point of invasion. When the body was found, with all the false pocket litter data, the Spanish Intelligence Service passed copies of the papers to the German Intelligence Service which passed them on to their High Command. The ruse was so successful that the Germans still believed that Sardinia and Greece were the intended objectives, weeks after the landings in Sicily had begun.
>>77099095
yeah a clean before you use it should get that off if there's any on it to begin with, caring about trace bacteria is autistic anyway
What's the point of life when the dot we live on is so plae, blue and infimitessimally small when viewed from a great distance?
To share or not to share - that is the question. At 18 inches, this double-ended jelly dildo has more than enough length for 2, but then again it's also bendy enough to U-turn its second realistic head towards filling your double penetration fantasies.
>>77099095
Also with a gaming mouse it's practically guaranteed to have happened just by the law of averages. Someone who actually buys a gaming mouse is obviously smacking one out more often than any other mouse
>>77099107
y do u use a leicsester flag then u slut
im half english and half irlandese
>>77099097
Not much to tell desu, on a working holiday of sorts to a middle of nowhere farm in Italy but missed the last train to the closest station. But I'm just gonna go to an airbnb now
>>77099186
Women are disgusting
imagine, just for a second, being irish
>>77099252
Err excuse me this is a sfw board
>>77099149
joel birkin is pretty cute
>>77099252
howling
>>77099229
i go uni there and my home county flag isnt exist and wales is shit anyway don't like it
>he's not doing noporn
LOOOOOOl
send the buggers back
>>77099127
utterly disgracefull of Channel 4 not to give it another season, instead 'tis pushing the paralympic and LGBTQ non-binary gender agendæ.
Where is Jessica Hyde?
>>77099252
imagine someone with clear artistic talent made this
jesus wept
>>77097999
>>77099313
>>77099127
>>77099010
great lads
utopia is one of the best series of all time
>>77099311
did no fap for a month, the first cum afterwards was decidedly underwhelming
>>77099127
a lot of solid acting from paul ready there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rN-QddB4Hc
might eat some popcorn
couldn't do nofap because there is simply not a good enough reason for doing so
>>77099414
sweet or salty?
>he doesn't stick a digit up his arse when he's having a tug
amateur hour over here
>>77099378
I wank once or twice a week but only to memories/thoughts of sex...porn is no good for you
did nofap for a while and started getting wet dreams lel
>>77099306
i like conwy
hate spastics and wheelchair cunts simple as
s p o o n
>>77099437
>memories/thoughts of sex
FONT
>>77099427
idk just popcorn
>>77099429
stick THESE digits up your arse
>>77099474
bit bland
>>77099479
you dropped these mate
I agree it's probably a good idea to wean yourself off visual pornography but not cumming at all is a total meme
>>77099473
Imagining sex/scenarios I haven't experienced is just as effective as memories tbqh, you're not missing out on that front really.
>>77099429
arse too tight for that
>>77099437
alri varg
love special need foreners
>>77099489
probably
>>77098154
>>77099505
haha ye you're right
>>77099546
ugly bald whore
>>77099516
*loses your arse for you*
Did some Tabata intervals on the exercise bike in the shed instead of the normal 30 minutes steady state
Quads feel like they're gonna burst out my skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5tLICVc_OQ
>>77099591
*finds it *
>>77098888
turn 360°, then walk forward.
drumpf will surely be impeached this time
>>77099603
hmm, this person seems insufferable
>>77099375
The second season of Utopia is utter dogshit.
>le epic limp man takes out SWAT team in abandoned building
complete shite
>go into rando thread
>pick a foreigner and toss off some cliche insult
>come back hours later and he's still raging and posting infographics
hours of fun
>>77099625
No one gives a shit about your irrelevant country any more
Lads how come Russia is still treated like this big global power on the level of the us and China when it's like the 10th smallest economy, way Lower than the uk, France, Germany etc.
>>77099695
he's an infamous troll from old /v/. used to rile up the entire board. for many years. was quite funny how some autistic neet can piss off thousands if not millions of people like that.
>>77099741
nukes
anti-western foreign policy
soo
what's yer 'hing
escorts in London make £6000 a week
>>77099741
because its absolutely massive and has a big army
>>77099774
>trying to live on £6k/week in London
destitute
How does his post have a Union Flag if he's in Italy?
>tfw only get 2750 post-tax
>>77099831
rorke mobile phone providers
Gifted is such a sweet movie :3
wish I was breeding material wouldn't mind a daughter
>>77099771
my thing's sound effects, here's a t-rex
NNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>77099874
nonce
been browsing /fit/ lads. used to post there a lot but got bored a few years ago. thought we were immature here but they're a whole board of teenage elliot rodgers. don't remember it being like that desu
got the farts tonight lads!
>>77099943
describe them for us lad
>>77099874
>wouldn't mind a daughter
Would fucking hate to have a daughter, it's one of the main things stopping me from wanting to marry and have kids.
My older sister and her husband are lucky as fuck. They have four kids, all sons.
>work tomorrow
ah yes, work again, excellent
>>77099906
lol maybe I'll just get a dog
>>77099603
he's boring
>>77099960
powerful blasts that hurtle out leaving my arsehole quivering.
>>77099960
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
>>77099831
I had it too when I was posting abroad. There's no extra charges within the EU anymore, you just use your data as normal
I voted brexit and don't regret it but the EU have done some good things
>>77099999
gottem
>>77099965
>4 sons
>"My older sister and her husband are lucky as fuck."
All kids are cunts: fuck 'em.
>>77100048
>fuck 'em
literal nonce
>>77099943
farts, you say?