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business idea: invent interstellar travel and poison other inhabitable places for profit

nigger

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>you will never lick the sweat off her body after a match

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sue

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Ah yes... the univese. 'tis a grand thing to behold m'sirs.

You see. We're but a pale blue speck among this galactic ocean! We are, on a c'smic scale, extremely n'significant!

Science.... truly is FUCKING AWESOME. lol!

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anime

posting about space is the most i've been fedorad

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le sciene nog finna blow ya lid

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>>77096144

cannot STAND game of thrones or all the mongoloid nu-males who watch it

>>77096143
>you will never taste her piss

>>77096158
please stop posting this picture of me it isn't nice

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science FTW

>>77096119
this is funny to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XViq8kKKp8

>>77096158
this is why i don't understand people who care about their heritage, culture, and the future of the white race
nothing matters

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You arrive in Brighouse

*zooms in really far*
wow we are very important

Just farted too hard and left some liquid in my boxers desu

>>77096195
yeah morty burrrppppp nothing matters haha im pickle rick big universe reveal woah burrrppppp

>>77096195
look out lads we got a nihilist over here

>nothing matters because le universe is big!!!!!!!

retarded nihilistic excuses

>>77096195
ah please explain the little bit that we do matter then

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how is this sunset on mars not impressive?
they're just cool pics

kick racism out of /brit/

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GOAT biscuit Tbh
no contest

apparently the gender pay gap is real lmao
my mum works for the city council and apparently they've been paying women less than men for the same job and all the women complained about it and now they're all being given the wages they lost out on over the years
i think my mums getting a few grand
thanks for the free money, patriarchy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40096682

OMG WHO CARES LUL WHO CARES JUST GO RAPE AND KILL EVERYONE WHO CARES LUL GO KILL UR MUM LUL WHO CARES LUL U SO COOL HAHA HU CARES LUL NOT ME HAHA IM SO COOL HAHA IM GONA GO CUT OFF MY ARM BC WHO CARES LUL WHU CARES NUFFING MATTEHS

eating strawberries :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQ96aW_5LQ

Lads, I might be wrong but I think a lot of these cosplay girls just want to dress like slags

>>77096195
damn... you are the most interesting man I have ever met.. nothing matters... whoa

would you rather live on the moon or in borehamwood?

>>77096264
duh

>>77096179
just kill me now

>>77096242
wew wrong post
>>77096191

>>77096200
why do we never get films with imagery as interesting as concept art some 16 year old can draw up in MS paint?

the creator of the universe sent his son to our planet and yet some people say we aren't important

>>77096264
wow, you reckon

>>77096263
>>77096261
enjoyed this succession of posts

lol dude lol lmao dude haha human morals are completely subjective lol lmao xd dude nothign matters haha just live man haha just live for the moment man nothing matters hahaha

nothing's real

just put my hand in front of my face and moved it away and it got smaller

really puts things in perspective

>>77096246
oh yes a shitty desert, amazing

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>>nothing matters because le universe is big!!!!!!!

>retarded nihilistic excuses

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>>77096246
it is, i've had that as my desktop background for years

here's one i took when i was on Europa

haha but really though nothing is intrinsically meaningfull

I'm going to rape and murder my neighbour because there are lots of planets other than this one you see, when compared to the endless vastness of the universe my neighbour's family's suffering is actually quite insignificant and I will explain this to the police

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-impeachment-bill-obstruction-justice-democrats-file-house-russia-investigation-a7838141.html?cmpid=facebook-post

Don't like the result? Block everything he wants to do then impeach him haha woo democracy

my willy is very insignificant in the grand scheme of things as it is very small for example compared to dust particles :)

>tfw you discover a new 10/10 camgirl
just downloaded 6 of her videos, i CANNOT wait for tonights wank

>>77096291
what a retard
what do you mean by "we"?

anime is important

>>77096354
what do you mean by meaningful, but seriously we're not going down this road if anyone cares just read schopenhauer etc. A lot more interesting than the low iq yank

>>77096387
who is she on mfc?

me doing a shit is actually quite insignificant when you think about it

importance is directly proportional to size

things that matter

-pints
-my cat
-days off from work

thigns that dont matter

-absolutely everything else not listed

>>77096407
dunno :3

What are some essential /woodedcozyareasinaustralia/ core?

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>read schopenhauer

▲
▲▲

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>why yes, I do double-lace my shoes

what people dont understand is this society we live in is just a human construct

given we are but a small blue dot in the universe and nothing matters, the optimal human lifestyle is an endless stream of simple temporary pleasures like junk food, porn, and video games and drugs

>>77096407
haven't got a name, just found some of her videos on pornhub
i'd link one of the videos, but the janny'll have a shit fit

>>77096435
amazing

what you find "significant" or "insignificant" is completely down to you. there is really no objective base to anything, everything is just man-made or man-conceptualisd

anyone have that image of the magazine front cover celebrating how the US actively influenced the Russian election?

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>>77095644
doing a think

>>77096434
this kinda anti-intellectualism is what leads to populist nonsense - farage, corbyn trump - desu

Added some pitted green olives to my M&S microwave spaghetti and meatballs dinner. Really made it more enjoyable, tasty and less pathetic.

>>77096298
Because Jews cannot make beautiful art

The so-called tolerant left needs to stop eating avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps I say

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>this kinda anti-intellectualism is what leads to populist nonsense - farage, corbyn trump - desu

>>77096481
t. radical centrist that thinks hes smart because he reada big boy books

>>77096465
me and jans went out for a few pints earlier he is loose and will let it slide

I'm literally cooler and better looking than everyone else in this thread.

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Saw a huge ad in thw window of a makeup store using a bearded gay man instead of a woman.

faggot had purple rouge on, lip gloss, eye liner and likely mascara as well

>>77096489
Mamma mia!

>>77096494
Had an avocado and poached egg bagel at Wetherspoons desu. Was very niceu

>>77096523
yeh it was me

watching Watchdog and shall watch The Week The Landlords Moved In afterward

>>77096494
they just need to go down to the high-street, walk into every outlet and give the manager a firm handshake

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>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and jumps to put down others for their perceived failures
>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Wears polyester suits to nightclubs
>Has an extreme short back and sides haircut.
>Uses hair products
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Has a matching sofa set
>Owns a games console
>Owns a set of champagne flutes
>Once considered buying a motorised tie rack
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive

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>this kinda anti-intellectualism is what leads to populist nonsense - fara?ge, corbyn trump - desu

why won't people admit they like seeing death and chaos and destruction on the news
very strange that people deny this

what are some good meat substitutes?

going to try and limit my meat intake to save the environment x

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lads

trannies = girl + boy

girl + boy = goy

goy = jew word

jews are behind trannies

>>77096570
that's all we're sold 24/7 though and a steady diet of dessert is no dessert atoll

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SMACK

>>77096562
ee by gum when I were thee age I worked fifty hours a week pickin apples on t'orchard and within 5 years I owned t'place

>>77096574
heh, enjoying your first redpill kid?

why do aussies have such a chip on the shoulder

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>>77096574

there are more than a thousand stars in the known universe

>>77096235

What is your argument against it?

in a few generations the only white people left will be racists raised by the racists who were unwilling to racemix

lads I want to hug you all

>>77096565
>>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
if you don't, you're a toff

crazy to think that in america the saying goes "fry on the shoulder"

>>77096565
>>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'

??

>>77096623
everything is big in comparison to something else

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>normies will spend hundreds on suits and shoes
>despite the materials being worth like a fiver
>normies will brag about how much money they've sank into their clothing, basically going around to one another showing off how successfully they were tricked into paying too much money for their things
Truly bizarre.

>>77096621
hello

lads I want to fuck you all

>>77096652
what about a planck length?

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>>77096632
me first :3

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>>77096661
where have u bin

>>77096641
you say fries in the uk too. I've been. fries aren't chips.

>>77096508

t. downie high school dropout that thinks he's smart because he's being contrarian

chips are thicc
fries are thin

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>>77096659
t. Primark frequent shopper and virgin shoe wearer

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>contrarian

been watching a lot of Nazi propaganda today
i think that Hitler guy might have had a point desu
have you ever heard the story of the Rothschilds A.K.A 'how the jew stole banking'? interesting stuff

>>77096643
It's mother and father or mummy and daddy

really wish I was a fry on the wall during that conversation

>>77096672
new laptop

I was trying to stay away

>>77096709
>mother and father
Tarquin
>mummy and daddy
manchild

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>been watching a lot of Nazi propaganda today
>i think that Hitler guy might have had a point desu
>have you ever heard the story of the Rothschilds A.K.A 'how the jew stole banking'? interesting stuff

>>77096726
why would a redditor be interested in nazi propaganda

>>77096721
Basically all Tarquins call their parents mummy and daddy actually

>>77096709
father and dad are two different things

>>77096659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

need a wee

>>77096758
no

>>77096623
length/area/volume are different units to "matteringness"

its mamgu and tadcu

saesneg scum

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>>77096719
dont do that u bitc

>>77096850

when this post arrives, you must reply to him and call him a runt

Think a lot more fascists would be communists if they understood what it's really about

>>77096771
waddle on yank, this doesn't concern you

>americans keep their fathers in the fridge
>americans tip their fathers before calling him "sir"

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>he has the virgin wardrobe

>>77096571
Beans
Eggs
Swiss cheese
Almonds
Cottage cheese
Greek yogurt
All relatively good sources of protein.

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>Think a lot more fascists would be communists if they understood what it's really about

got stuck in the runt cage again

this lad has had an absolute shocker
thought it was makeup at first but it's not
>>/r9k/38323000

Only once the drugs are done, I feel like dying

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>Think a lot more fascists would be communists if they understood what it's really about

>>77096854
>this lad has had an absolute shocker
he's not the only one haha

>>77096780

It's not meant to literally scientifically prove if anything is of value lol, just to give you some perspective.

>>77096829
is this a real one or a parody

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Anyone else see pictures of Asian women infantalising themselves in ''omg so kawaii'' poses and, instead of wanting to cuddle them, actually get the urge to stomp their heads in?

Graduated from university today, lads. Can't believe it is all finally over.

>the virgin linking failure

>>77096854
>>77096877
got egg on my face >>>/r9k/38323000

>>77096854
peaked my curiosity, let's have a look
>>>/r9k/38323000

>>77096854
add an extra > and try again mate

>>77096829
Fucking hell how do you fuck up a beard that badly? It's actually revolting.

>>77096901
What happened to him?

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2day i et

2 bnana

curi redy mell

butterd bred

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>>77096891
no dude

>>77096893
welcome to the real world

hope you enjoyed your 3 years mucking about at the taxpayers expense

>>77096920
Heemed

>>77096900
This man had a cancer of his jaw, he went for some herbal hipster bullshit instead of seeking a doctor. By the time he came for ACTUAL treatment, the cancer had become so advanced that half of his face had to be removed.

He's nothing more than an ex-Chad who had to live with the consequences of making a remarkably stupid and shit decision in his life. Chads normally get away with making shit decisions (or at least socially) because of the halo effect and good looks. Cancer doesn't give a shit if you're a Chad or a robot and rightfully fucked his shit up for being so careless.

Robots on the other hand do not have options or choices in their lives. We are simply a product of our environment and we respond appropriately to harsh environment by avoiding dangerous stimuli, like any creature with a brain does. I guarantee you any physical/mental ailments we have as robots are born with, and not something we choose to have. Unlike this dumbfuck asshole. He gets no sympathy from me.

>>77096794
we'll see... wheel sea

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>>77096829
>>77096863
That's it

You're getting BASHED, fash

>>77096891
yes

remember the brap meme?

The fitness industry is a sham looking for a buck. Unless you're a professional athlete all you need to do is hill sprint intervals, dips, pullups and maybe some ab wheel rollouts and you're fit as fuck as long as your diet is in check.

Inb4 buttmad

>>77096887
no idea, got it from 4chan

i was mildly mentally ill
smoked weed
now im severely mentally ill

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do you have a bigger willy than pewdiepie?

>>77096950
Begone harlot

>>77096956
>union jack
imperialist scum larper

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>>77096933

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>>77096989
no

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Bollockbashing was/is the pinnacle of /brit/ gimmicking. Haven't laughed harder at anything here before or since

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love women

>>77096989
too small at the top
would still suck x

>>77097012
that definitely happened

>>77097020
vile sluts

>>77097020
>stella cox

noice

>>77097011
it got old pretty quick though. you eventually knew when there was a long drawn out post about some inane event that it was going to end in ball busting

>>77096953
no.

>>77096980
>ab wheel rollouts
hello reeddit!

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>>77096119

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>>77097012
Yassssss queen based Macron

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>>77097012
unless this happened in a Brussels ''''''pub'''''' I quite simply do not believe this happened

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W674mdZPjjc

New 'beige

we're one day closer to the ultimate demise. to the absolute nothingness of the empty void of the afterlife. it's nothingness guys, it's empty empty void, after you die, you turn to fucking dust dude. even the universe ceases to exist because ultimately you're the only thing that can perceive it, so when you die, the whole fucking universe dies.

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>>77097020

>Boring generic looking brunettes

Yawn.

>>77097050
t. 30 stone """""powerlifter""""

>there's a country in africa shaped like a chicken leg called nigger
how the FUCK did they get away with this?

Voted for Brexit as a joke but actually I really hope we don't actually leave the EU

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>>77097011
>>77097038
it was hilarious in its prime, it's died a bit now

>>77097105
same
it was just a prank bro

>>77097068
Reminder that Lindybeige claims the following:

>no one used swords, axes
>no one used horses
>no one used throwing knives
>no one used double strap arm shields
>no one used scythes
>no one used mail coifs
>no one used torches
>Pikemen didn't fight each other
>no one spoke French during the French revolution
>no one spoke Latin during the Roman Republic
>battle of Zama didn't happen
>Romans carried one pilum
>Vikings weren't real
>berserkers weren't real
>climate change isn't real
>stagnant social mobility isn't real
>castles were defended by three soldiers
>butted mail is better than riveted mail

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>just be confident bro

>>77097041
might start speaking inn homophones

>>77097020
they both absolutely INHALE Maxwell's BBC in their respective Throated scenes.

just harnessed the planck energy

fuck the establishment
if you put a ballot paper in front of me I will always choose the edgy option

it is a well known fact that castles were defended by 3 soldiers because thats all you needed

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>>77097108
convinced this was all made by the same poster
none of my belters are in there

>>77097119
>>no one used throwing knives
legit almost never used fuck off

>>77097102
Because it's named after the Niger river, the name of which means black in Latinate languages

And the niggers eat fried chicken meme is a yank thing which no one here gets, fuck off yank

>>77097144
homo mean gay

>>77097176
lol the no friends at uni post was me

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Just the most awful experience hiring a prostitute

>staying at some crumby hotel
>decide to take up offer 'to have a good time', thought I could get a bang out of it
>I'm a virgin, I really am, if you wanna know the truth I've only ever necked girls before
>she knocks on my door in about 15 minutes
>she comes in, has a swanky green dress on
>depressed the hell out of me, it really did, the thought the store she bought it from probably assumed she was a normal girl
>starts getting undressed and sits on my lap
>suddenly lose all interest in fooling around on account of me being depressed and all
>tell her I'll pay her to just chew the fat a while
>she's visibly tiffed
>lie and say I just had an operation and I'm still recuperating (I'm a terrific lier, I really am)
>she takes my dough and leaves
>her pimp comes and demands another $5
>I refuse and call him a phony bastard
>he socks me in the gut and takes my money

I'm just lying in the bathroom still, i'm depressed as hell, I really am, I might just throw myself out the window but I don't want the goddamn phonies on the street gawping at my gory body

>>77097211
did you ever make friends at uni?

>>77097186
what a terrible fucking post you absolute virgin sadcase

>>77096980

absolutely
if you do 20 minutes of cardio 3 times a week, and spend an hour lifting 3 times a week, you will be in better shape than 99% of this country (provided your diet is in check)

>>77097186
mboko

>>77097186
hello Niger

>>77097221
Good book

>>77097221
>$5

FOY

It's a well known fact my bumhole gets used by 3 solidiers because that's all it needs

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>>77097144

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>>77097221

>>77097119
you must like him a lot to have watched all his videos?

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>>77097233
No and I dropped out at the end of the year

Might be gay lads. only blown 3 men so far so not sure really

>>77097294
good lad haha might have to drop out soon too

>>77097299
I let a man shag me at least once a year to make sure I don't like it. I call it my straightness test.

>>77097119
Sounds like you need the rundown

-Metatron bows to Lindy
-In contact with his YouTube subscribers
-Possess autist-like abilities
-Controls the historical re-enactment industry with an ironed and starched linen shirt
-Owns home-made hoplite armour and foam swords globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient plebeian northern blood line
-Will bankroll the first Hannibal Barca graphic novel
-First designer babies will in all likelihood not be Lindybeige babies
-Said to have 80- IQ, such stupidity on Earth has only existed deep in northern ex-polys
-Ancient scriptures tell of an autist who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of misinformation and unprecedented pseudo-intellectualism with them
-Owns D&D labs around the world

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>>77097287
>Murray will never serve your bollocks down onto the steaming clay at Wimbledon at over 170mph

>>77097294
good lad

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gf

>>77097144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_zeErSrbkc

>>77097274
I enjoy this because I'm heterosexual

>>77097343
christ theres so much wrong with this post it has to be deliberate

>>77097340
>>77097119
hate this shit gimmick

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Reminder:

-Customers bow to Bouncers
-In contact with police
-Possess gorilla-like abilities
-Control the door with an iron fist
-Own velvet ropes & red carpets globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient bouncer bloodline
-Will bankroll the first under-18 clubs on Mars (Boundergrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of UV scanning research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bouncer babies
-both bouncers said to have 15+ IQ, such intelligence in Bouncers has only existed deep in Watford Oceana & Fabric
-Ancient Liverpudlian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of security and unprecedented bodily searches with them
-They earned their Bouncer qualifications in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Bouncers
-The Bouncers are about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope we get free entry before 12

>>77097294
>>77097324
Lad who unironically dropped out of uni and unironically works in a call centre now.

This is the life that awaits those who drop out. That and your family hate you more than they do already.

>>77097343
>wimbledon
>clay

>>77097346
classic

>>77097346
she look like a stinky girl

>>77097299

Unironically think you can be turned on by sex with men without being gay.

I'd have sex with a good looking guy my age (not muscular, disgusting) but I'd never be in a relationship with a guy and I've never fallen in love with one either.

>>77097380
>>77097390
rolling my eyes so hard I'm giving my frontal lobe an inspection

>>77097389
jokes on you i already dropped out haha

>>77097389
would quite probably kill myself iah

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/brit/ im going to prison. I was given a driving while revoked and thats a violation of my dui probation so theyre locking me up for a year. Couldnt be helped had to get to work or ill lose my job and was pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. Is being aesthetic gonna make me a target?

>>77097420
sounds a bit gay haha

>>77097346
Need to see her arsehole

>>77097440
hahah faggot

>>77097440
>Couldnt be helped had to get to work or ill lose my job
oh sound, well at least you can do your job in prison

>>77097440
>dui
FOY

>>77097420
umm think that's called being bisexual sweetie x

>>77097389
I'm going back in September though

Some actual homeless druggy has taken over my favourite drinking spot on the hill over the city.

He’s much higher rank in degeneracy than me so I’ll leave well alone

had five different willies up my bum

really have to take a step back and marvel sometimes at how fucking bent i've become over the last couple of years

>>77097491

nah bisexual implies romantically as well, I'm only attracted sexually to very specific types of guys, maybe it's just because I'm a horny virgin mess

>>77097506
just rough him up a bit, if he's homeless he won't go to the police

>>77097493
bet you drop out again

>>77097493
once a freak, always a freak

>>77097500
That face is a slapped arse if I ever saw one.

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>hate this shit gimmick

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>tfw no model gf

>>77097515
hmm:
Chinese FWB i had for 4 months
Canadian guy me and chink had a threesome with
Oxford student I banged while I was interviewing for a place there

Only 3 for me. Though if you count oral and handjobs its more like 7 i think

what's worse:

an eternity in hell or 3 years in a call centre

>>77097572
>nonwhite with freckles
absolute mutant

Thinking about a girl I knew a while back

Old Jane Gallagher , hell of a girl, she really was

I wonder if you still keeps her knights at the back of the board

>>77097521
no sweetie it's literally in the definition, bisexual means being sexually attracted to men whether you like it or not

but it just shows how demented biscum really are, you're literally making up definitions to fit your heteronormie life

>>77097572
ugly ring

wtf mum's just accused me of noncing my sister
bet it was dad the dirty old bugger lmao

>>77097582
weird you posted this
i just watched a 30min youtube video about Bic (formerly Bich) yesterday

me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhPCrR0BjVM

>>77097020
lana is kino

>>77097600
Give it a rest Sallinger

>>77097610
if she's going to accuse you either way, may as well get a bit of noncing in there

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>>77097610

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>>77097500
Is the Sunday Sport even a real newspaper?
I refuse to believe most of the stories I see are real

>>77097601
I've bummed a small, smooth 18 year old whilst in college. does that make me gay? never took a willy myself

>>77097639
this poster must literally be 12

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>wtf mum's just accused me of noncing my sister
>bet it was dad the dirty old bugger lmao

NEED some cocaine RIGHT now

>>77097622
>doggo
reddit child

>>77097632
You're a real prince you know that?

there are like 10 threads in the catalog about britain
literally obsessed

>>77097601

looked it up, I guess I'm bisexual then according to the definition

really though bisexual would imply romantically as well, loses a lot of its meaning when it doesn't

>>77097646
acts dont make you gay
its the psychological side

did you do it just because you were experimenting or did you actually find him attractive?
did you enjoy it?
would you do it again?

went to the shopping centre today, the memes about british girls being ugly are real

>>77097675
It's amazing how Britain really punches above its weight in terms of our capability to induce huge amounts of seething butthurt

>>77097675
we're the most powerful posting country on earth

>>77097639
are you dense?

>>77097646
if you're attracted to (any) men and if you were attracted to him yeah
you can do a homosexual act without being homosexual, but the attraction is all that matters, since otherwise virgins would be asexuals

>>77097582
>go through the effort of typing up a fake meme letter in word and printing it out then decide you want to include an envelope in your picture to add to its perceived credibility but then realise you can't afford to waste an envelope so you just place your fake letter on an open, unused envelope

hmm

Skipped the gym tonight bros, knackered.

still ate as if it were a gym day though, oops

>>77097668

>tfw greek friend showed me his mafia dad's bags of cocaine
>starts cutting the bag with a knife to show me it's real

felt like a gangster desu

Watching the Oxford Union debate on patriotism on youtube
Shockingly poor quality of bant t b q h

>>77097686
if you want to use the tumblrwords, youre specifically a heteromantic bisexual

but if you tell anyone that out loud theyll think youre a tosser

got work early in the morning you lads reckon it's worth it to go bun a couple zoots with the boys for a couple hours tonight

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had a fairly spicy indian takeaway earlier lads

work tomorrow

hope i don't diarrhea too hard

>>77097690
I find 5'4 twinks more appealing than the female hamplanets my looks allow me to bang. was extremely horny in college and couldn't get laid so rather than kms or rape, i bummed a short, hairless twink.

wouldn't do it again now that I'm older and less horny

>>77097639
firstly
>chap's eye

secondly
are you dumb bruv?

>>77097729
if I smoke before I go to bed, I wake up really groggy or don't hear my alarm at all so if it was me I wouldnt do thatq

>>77097673
Holden Caufield is a complete nonce, he is filled with sexual frustration until he imagines a situation where he lives his entire life being the only adult watching lots of kids playing near a cliff and his job is to grab them when he thinks they're going to fall off.

>>77096259
GOOD post

>>77097744
>having a shit at work
subhumans

>>77097717
>he doesn't stick to his diet every day

>>77097768
>>77097711
>>77097658
What am I missing here? I read The Times
I'm just asking if the Sunday Sport is a real newspaper because it seems like a parody to me

>>77097600
why are you reddit spacing

why our planet is so small? can't we move to bigger planet?

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bought some unsweetend black tea from my local mart
getting fat so i'm trying to eat healthy
it tastes like shit
don't know how you brits do it

alri wise guy

I didn't mean nothing by it

new
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>>77097805
was planning on going to gym until 7pm or so, so was too late

still only 2500kcal though

>>77097819
>reddit spacing
this is the most autistic and pathetic meme of the last couple of years and it ironically makes me assume that anyone using it is a redditor newcunt

>>77097844
it's literally the biggest solid ground planet in the solar system

>>77097816
really? what makes you think that

>>77097875
did you know Mars was once earth-like but jupiter sucked away all of its atmosphere? fascinating