/cum/

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>>77095479
Good edition

>>77095463
>t. failed jr high history

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PAPPABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>77095523
Thank you!

>>77095479
>>77095523
>>77095543
>>77095548
anime is degeneracy and will be the downfall of western civilization as we know it

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good movie

nth for don't bully!

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>work at home depot
>for some reason a lot of veterans come to our store wearing their "im a insertwarhere vet" hats
>my former trainer at my previous job told me to always greet these guys and shake their hand and tell them thanks for massive kudos from the management
>start doing this at the home depot
>manager always gives me thumbs up/compliments
>even got a pin showing my "exellence at guest service" even though I don't know 70% of what the fuck I'm stocking up on the sales floor
>coworkers always get jealous when I put on my good goy pin

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>>77095591
Shut your mouth nigger

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>>77095693
good boy

>>77095591
>ranting about anime on 4chan

I'm not a fan of anime either, but at least it isn't a cirno thread.

>>77095693
>work at grocery store
>if a customer fills out a survey this quarter and mentions that you gave them excellent service you get a ribbon for your name tag that says "service champion"
>tfw only person in my department to get one
>felt bad so I add an "s" on the end so it says "service champions" and put it on the wall because everyone in my department deserves a ribbon

>>77095693
thank u 4 ur service

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>>77095479
>Satania
Sad!

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Mom is drunk again

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>>77095807
thats really depressing for the other guys

>>77095827
some vietnam vet tried to teach me how to salute future vets, but it feels weird

like some sort of wannabe

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>>77095849

>>77095849
Theres something disgusting about seeing your parents wasted

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the gf

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>>77095889
the bear

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>>77095889

I had one dream that I got some subway and there was mayo in the sub, I don't even like mayo
Then I had another dream that I was hanging out with some of my former classmates from high school and middle school, and I think a few people from my job too. We were all sitting on a park table bench and everything was going peacefully enough, just chatting with people catching up with them, seeing how they've been. Well eventually the different social circles start arguing, not sure what about, and someone sucker punches me. Then the arguing stops for a minute or two, before someone else starts punching me and eventually a few of us get dragged off and put into seperate cars. They drove me a mile or two away then dropped me on some steep hill that I rolled down and got even more injured. When I rolled to the bottom, I noticed a different car drive by and stop. The driver got out and I assumed the car had one of my friends in it so I got up, walked up to the guy while he was looking away, and then knocked him out with a single punch (which is weird because I usually have a hard time throwing punches in dreams). The guy had a pistol holstered on his chest and I went to pick it up to shoot him, but the dream ended right as I did.

>>77095849
It's the middle of the afternoon though
Is she upset you are a neet?

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Satania a shit

Vignette best girl

>>77095591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rFwu1tQWKQ

>>77095918
not an argument

>>77095807
wow anon thats really sweet of you!

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>>77095849
>dad drank funny juice again

>>77095930
Among other things, its mainly my mentaly handicapped sister who is constantly dependent on her.

>>77095920
Last night I had a dream that cookie monster and the turtle from Nemo were planning to destroy the universe and a select handful of whites were going to be sent to destroy them.

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>>77095849
>mom has started to vape

Got approved for foodstamps about 5min ago :^3

>>77096051
delet urself

>>77096051
ayyy yo lets crack open some 40s to celebrate

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>>77096008
She does that too, except she Vapes on the ones that look like cigarettes not the ones that have a tank
>>77096051
How much money?

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>>77095844
Don't bully Satania!

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GIVE ME YO FOODSTAMPS BOI

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>>77096078
>>77096084
>>77096091
$200/month
Suck it fags

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can anyone tell me why my flash drive's images load up so slow on my desktop but load nearly instantly on my laptop?

>>77095979
thanks bud
>>77095862
>thats really depressing for the other guys
well the thing is we do a lot of work in the back and if we are on the sales floor we are in the first part of the store people go to. unless you do something crazy good they usually forget your name by the time they leave the store. people in the front end get the surveys all the time because when they leave they see and know their name. plus all those guys do is customer service stuff. my work is centered around building displays and stuff like that so we aren't talking to customers the entire time like the front end people are. when I worked in the front I got surveys every week. I've been in this department for 2 months and its the first survey anyone had. and all I did was grab a salad from the back for some lady because the shelf was empty. I do that like 5 or 6 times a day and so does everyone else that works there so I don't think I really deserved the survey anyway

>>77096095
All right, sorry...

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>bragging about gib mes

has /cum/ hit a new low?

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>>77096146
Lol I get 400 a month

>>77096162
I can hear the "yey" going through my ears

people come into the grocery store and go to the in-store starbucks and buy fancy drinks with food stamps.

>>77096198
this is 4chan anon
we'll always find a new low

Dragon maid was absolute trash and Kanna should be beaten to death

>>77095920
Oh yeah and I also had a dream that my phone got two big cracks in it, so big that I could bend the phone and the ends would be hanging on by a thread. Oddly enough the phone was still fully functional, you just couldn't see the screen too well and it was kinda awkward to use, so I was kinda freaking out about getting a new cell phone ASAP.

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>>77095936
She's a SLUT A SLUT!!

>>77096162
Delete this

>>77096224
I've been looking for a family guy episode where the principal of Meg's school says "This stupid country"

I would've posted said image in order to reply to your post

i wanna be a cute maid desu

>>77096247

Vignette is a pure virgin saving herself for marriage

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>>77096286
No she's a slut who has already sucked a nigger dick

>>77096286
So she's Christian?

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>>77096201
How?
>>77096198
New high imo

>>77096321

never happened

>>77096335

she's a demon(angel)!

>>77096336
My grl kept popping out peckerwoods

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>>77096336
I have depression, OCD, and anxiety

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I heard only 60% (and dropping) of christian women succeed in keeping their virginity until they're married

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>>77096355
>never happened
Yes it did because it was my dick!!

>>77096271
yes. one good government gibs program is wic though. with that parents of young children bring in these checks they get once a month that can only be used for a certain amount of certain products. like one loaf of wheat bread, 2 apple juices, some baby food, ect. that way they are just things that the baby needs, not stuff like candy and energy drinks

>>77096385
wtf me too but I don't get gibmes

>>77096391
You're saying it like it's a bad thing.

>>77096411
he's probably revealed that he used 4chan

>>77096391
virgins are overrated

>>77096385
you can't stack those. You get x amount unless you have kids or some shit.

What is /cum/'s stance on net neutrality? There's shilling all over the place.

>>77096411
>>77096496
a doctor diagnosed me.

>>77096498
What is that?

>>77096505
me too

>>77096498
It's a red herring for increasing government control of the internet

>>77096370
I'm just listening to a liverstream and occasionally looking up the song playing

The chat is full of fags though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7kTXgj7fKI

>>77096522
Its our ISPs trying to meter out internet usage.

>>77096498
getting rid of net neutrality is the first step to achieving the reality of 1984.

>>77096522
Google is at your fingertips, sandman.

>>77096505
that doesn't mean you get more gibs

>>77096498
im happy with the way it is and deregulation has no benefit to consumers

>>77096560
You're fucking retarded

Saw that trashy single mom again

>>77096498
Its something that's important but it's something that should also be decided by the court system because our legislative branch is corrupt as shit and like >>77096537 said, they would probably introduce things to the bill that would increase gov't conrol of the internet. Courts are less partisan and less corrupt than Congress so they could make a decision that can be challenged all the way to SCOTUS

>>77096555
Eh, that's just a hype over "le ebil government control".
>>77096560
>Google is at your fingertips, sandman.
I trust you more, lardman.

>>77096498
im all for it. If the curent isps use it to buttrape us a newer better service will come about.

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Somebody took this footage of me

>Wake up but still in bed with eyes shut
>Hear phone vibrate
>Don't get up but keep it in mind
>Check phone when I do actually get up
>No new notifications
Every fucking time

>>77096608
fair play

>>77096587
Explain how I am retarded

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>>77096468
>cheapening the most intimate and loving action you can have with the person you love by by having sex with others so that when you consummate your love it is almost meaningless
why would you want that?

>>77096650
>Explain how I am retarded
You're not. You're just slightly more stupid than average.

>>77096468
So is your sex life

>>77096693
I would say I'm more ignorant than stupid.

>>77096695
He's right tho. Ever had a sex with a virgin? It sucks.

>>77095600
it is
>>77095889
cute
>>77096385
so do i wtf
why did i only get $200
how do i get documented proofs

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>>77096729
>having sex with someone who's never had sex before

wonder why it sucks.

>>77096650
It was literally never an issue before liberal activists started fucking with everything. It's just an excuse to introduce poorly worded bills to regulate the internet and enable the FCC to kill any sort of innovation they come across

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>the freer the market, the freer the people
>deregulation is a bad thing y'all

*listens to audio books at work*

>>77096766
It's slightly painful for a girl, so she can't relax properly and acts like a piece of wood most of the time.

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have to go back on campus to enable 2fa to view my paystubs when not on my unis isp

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out the 5 women (3 of which were from tinder), only 1 was a virgin

>>77096779
Fuck off pinko

Goddamn you
Goddamn me
Goddamn us
Goddamn we
Goddamn us all

>>77096779
>the only two options are being an ancap or authortarian socialist

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>>77096797
>that guy who brings a fucking portable speaker to listen to them

>>77096846
kek I've never seen anyone do that

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>ah yes, we should give the government more control over our lives
>because we all know that bureaucrats exist to make our lives better

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>>77096928
neither have I
But this is what it would look like

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>Implying a hereditary Catholic monarchy based in a historical landed aristocracy isn't the best form of government.

Jesus, it's like I've been teleported back to the 1820's

>>77096201
i get more than that being a student

>>77096779
>Either we go full ancap or full commie
>There's no middle ground to be reached in this situation
>Hell, we can't use the court system to rule on net neutrality and set legal precedent for the Internet being protected under the 1st Amendment
I'll post it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rFwu1tQWKQ

>>77096998
I get nothing

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just wasted the past 2 hours fapping

>>77096969
How stupid does someone have to be to actually think that people in the government are actively trying to ruin their life?

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>>77097095
What did you fap to?

>>77096498
I think that it's evident enough that companies can be abused and mislead into limiting freedom of expression if some kike tells them it's a good idea.
NN stop that from happening at the corporate level

>>77095541
h-hi

any1 else here sexy?

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>>77097107
How stupid do you have to be to miss the point this badly

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>>77097143
I-i think I'm cute

wheres thurston

>>77097135
Net Neutrality stops anything from happening because the FCC would gradually increase its powers and kill the internet like they did with cable

You're unironically retarded if you think they have your best interests at heart

what are we even talking about in this thread?

>>77097200
where did i say that?

>>77097145
Then what is your point?

It was an incredibly poor post.

>>77097143
for an American, yes

>>77097234
You're an incredibly shit tier poster

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Hey lads. I want to ask you about prices for houses in USA (well, Canada can answer too of course). I've gotten the impression that houses are generally cheaper in your country, so how much does a house cost generally speaking. A normal sized house, not in some extremely attractive area in which the price would fly off the charts, but neither in some kind of peace of rural shit area either where everything gets crazy cheap either.

Pic related is an example of how expensive it is in Norway. This house is located outside the city. It's built in 2009, and its size is about 3,000sqft and the propertly is about 13,000sqft.
Price is about $475,000.
How's that in comparison?

>>>/v/383710009

what was this webm, it hasnt been archived yet

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i hate people

AH THE PAIN IN MY TAIL BONE IS BACK

>>77097279
not true

>>77097249
if youre outside a major city its really cheap and in some places its like $50k

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please stop fighting

>>77097247
excellent post

>>77097200
>You're unironically retarded if you think they have your best interests at heart
In what way is the FCC trying to work against our interests?

Can you post your 3D waifus? just to get to know the tastes around here

p.s. no 2D trash, please

>>77097249
the house i'm living atm is on the edge of the city
~3500 sqft floor plan
2.5 acre lot
~$650k
does that answer your question?

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>>77097322
i like offwhite grills like this

>>77097143
me :3

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Hello, my dear.

I hope you missed me.

>>77097320
>In what way is the FCC trying to work against our interests?
By being a regulating body with little to no oversight and known connections with the intelligence agencies. The government is never benign

>>77097405
hello

>>77097115
an assortment of hentai pics for the most part

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>>77097322

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>>77097322

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>>77097322

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>>77097424
ss man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxUhh_CGiZg

>>77097447
STICC

>>77097338
What? 2.5 acre? Like 10k squate metres? LIKE TEN THOUSAND SQUARE METRES? Where do you live, describe your situation a bit more please.

>>77097479
thats a man

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r8 me plz :3

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>metres

>>77097486
its really easy to find property with that much land if you dont live in most major cities

>>77097486
i live on the side of the mountain, and our property extends all the way down the side.
it took quite a while to clear out the underbrush from the woods, but we did it
also it was built in 2000

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>>77097480
there are no other latvians here

English English isn't English

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ban guns

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>>77097529
Here only really rich people would even consider having that big a properly lest one is incurred with the fucking law of jante!!!!

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>>77097322

>no anzu waifu

you're all plebs

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>>77097322

>>77097561
I like Latvians tho

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the gf

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>>77097604
bully

>>77097539
Well, it sounds really cool. But is it far from the city? Price is way down?Or is that normal?
My example is just outside the city, well norway is small so you don't have houses really far from cities/town centres anyway.

Can you tell me a bit more? Just generalize a bit for me so that I get a bit wiser on the differences between here and there.

>>77097478
she looks sick

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>>77097597

>>77097571
I grew up on 5 acres. once I finish school and work for a couple years a plan to buy something that big. it used to be a sheep farm. we had a few horses. I want to have a couple horse(so we can do horse trailriding/camping) a steer or too(to eat) and idk like a dog or something probably

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>>77097597

THAT IS /BALT/ + /AUSNZ/ PROPERTY

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW OR GET SUED

>>77097611
wow thanks

>>77097486
go to flyover land and you can get loads of land for dirt cheap :)

>>77097659
it'd take me about 10 minutes to drive from my house to downtown, depending on traffic

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>>77097604
used to get banned a lot for anzu posting lol

>>77097613
patrician brother :)

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>>77097322

>>77097693
you aware of the king aussie who spammed his whole anzu folder in every thread?

>>77097705
lol what

Where the fuck do you even START with dwarf fortress?

>>77097721
no

>>77097732
DasTactic has some decent tutorial series

>>77097732
you dont

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where were you when cara saved sci fi

>>77097732
goat theme desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FXeupOp04

>>77097659
USA is too big to compare to Norway in any meaningful way.
you'd be better off comparing just states.
idk what else to tell you about it

>>77097571
https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Whatcom-County-WA/pmf,pf_pt/118254059_zpid/2086_rid/globalrelevanceex_sort/49.141067,-121.848335,48.776329,-122.529488_rect/10_zm/
here is a house near me for sale. seems a like it's not selling because its a little overpriced

>>77097705
goin somewhere? :^)

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>>77097723

a glitch in the matrix

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>>77097597
thanks

>>77097767
I saw a trailer for that in the theater and all I could think of was you

I vow not to see it

>>77097793

yes im going to mexico shitty soon

>>77097837
are you my ex

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can't remember the 3 totally spies girls' names

ALEX
SAM
...
VICTORIA?

>>77097671
I grew up in a ~5000sqft house and maybe 25000sqft property, and that's a pretty sizable house and property, most people would not consider it. It's a matter of "janteloven" (if you've heard of it), really, people would think that you're an asshole if you build really large homes. This was inherited tho, it's been in our family for 3 gens or 4 if you count me.

>>77097692
Ok that's nice. About the same with my example.
You guys are lucky.

>>77097789
Ok, let's say New England then? Or WA.

>>77097881
Mexicano

who deleted the joke and why

>>77097881
Clover you waste of skin

>>77097887
just look up whatever you want to know on a housing webstie
https://www.zillow.com/homes/montpellier-vermont_rb/

>>77097791
This house looks as if it would cost about the same in Norway if it was close to, say Bergen city, and a lot less property. Like, let's say 10000sqft instead of 2 acres.

>>77097877
is it safe for gringos to visit?
i want a spic wife to bring back

Did the """"""""""Dane"""""""""" finally kill himself?

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sam was the red head smart girl
alex was the yellow mandatory black girl airhead
clover was the red retard that ruined everything

>>77097961
Sure, thanks.

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did you just post your phone number on /cum/?

>>77098009
kys

I'm sorry to uncle is a fat fatty the apes and a good addition to the bottom and drinking coffee every time I play as them in victoria 2 and PROBABLY 3 years ago my life was so large almost 80 million people surprisingly high to me too but I don't know what though it's unrealistic to have knocked the same time it was just a polynomial and it would be a ton more like we just have a horse to be good for magically

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>>77098009
i killed him

>>77097887
>jant
http://www.lifeinnorway.net/what-exactly-is-janteloven/
the house on the 5 acres was pretty small. at the time it cost $180,000 but that was 15 years ago and it is a very small house. also it was in the middle of no one. half hour drive to go anywhere

autocomplete is probably the only chance phoneposters have to say something worthwhile

>>77098078
Worthwhile investment property worth finishing up and suicide heroically and it caused a lot of fun with your fucking soccer game and adding the new zealand elections in the world stage spiritually I want to get it now it's just a subset of the world like a lot of people who know more about language than me

Thought of going to work tomorrow makes me want to throw up

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do you guys wanna do 100 push ups and 100 squats with me

4 sets of 25?

tfw there aren't any New Zealand posters in this general

>>77098157
I want a new York. The first one is the most of us who is in my opinion, the quality of the day. I am a god. The good work, but the retailer canceled. The good feelings you can get the police. I have a first full time job, and the other in the physics department seemed swell, but the application of the most important topics to the range today? If so, how to do that, but mathematica, but the application of the most important topics to be a flyer for a while sitting in my hands again.

http://josephsciambra.com/surviving-gaybarely/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBe0mNAgkNo

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fucking. /cum/. do. minor. home. exercises. with. me. or. at. least. pretend. to.

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if i had a gun id kill myself rn

>>77098197
i already worked out today.
i did military press, bent over rows and bench press

>>77098285
too tired i worked outside today and it was really humid and hot

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*this thread is now owned by Washington

>>77098289
sent ;)
>>77098285
done ;)

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>>77098068
Law of jante is basically "don't think you are better than other people, and don't show off", it's really that simple.
However, this kind of mentality sits deep in us. We don't even know we're doing it most of the time. For example, if you are some kind of top of the class student, and you only get As, then when you tell people about this, you'd have to be really humble and say something like "oh, but of course I had to study my ass off oh gosh...!" even tho you didn't need to, someone would think you were boasting if you even mentioned it without putting some kind of neutralizing comment to it, something that will sound as if you're grounded to earth like the rest of us. It's really annoying. This is also the reason why super rich, even billionaires don't live in extremely large houses here in Norway. Actually, let me show you the largest home in Norway (probably). Pic related. It's big, but you'd think that a multi billionaire would live in something more extreme. But nope.

ok im starting the first rep

>>77098285
I run a mile every day
When I started I was at 12 minutes because I couldn't actually run the whole thing
Now i'm at 9 minutes flat and can do a mile, which is nice but I've kinda hit a wall. I first got 8'55'' about two months ago and have yet to do better than 8'50''.
What should I do fitness-senpai

>>77098006

I guess so.

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>>77098289
this one's for you, homie
:/\)

>>77098426
help me get one

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http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/07/global-warming-arctic-colder-winters-climate-change-spd/

Looks like the USA is no longer suitable for people with brown skin. /cum/ lied to me

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If you disagree with me, you should kys.

>>77098441

arent you gay CIA

>>77098490
im not cia
cia lives in rockford

>>77098517

oh well

anyhow i cant get a gf for myself let alone someone else

>y*nks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPErD_Nq5TY

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>>77098481

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>>77098550
we can help eachother out

Another masterpiece by Vox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO2c_2XAXMw

>>77098412
you're not doing it on the treadmill, are you?

>>77098358
obligatory desu

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Fact:
Next war will start between china and usa where china is gonna win

>>77098656
taking you down with us

>>77098656
lol

>>77098635
No mate i'm actually going outside in fucking scorching heat and making the dog people uncomfortable as I pant a half mile down the street, and then pant a half mile back
I leave a little timer running at my front door

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>>77098358
I favor this notion

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>>77098389
>have societal value that leads your countries to have the highest common standard of living on earth
>call it annoying because you want to be a pompous faggot

>>77098625
this is pretty laughable.
thanks for sharing

>>77098756
ah ok

because treadmills dont improve your running. Running on a treadmill is nothing like running on the pavement/track.

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ORRRRRRRRGHMMMMMMMMMMM

>american humour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb5JfVi5bZY

>>77098818
It's not really that funny...

>>77098858
i though it was quite good

what are you guys doing to fight for net neutrality!!!

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i feel absoletely terrible.

>>77098625
>Hey, if we pretend the word "contribution" applies to information when the clause is clearly about money, then he broke the law!
lol

>>77098756
>not running only in the dark

>>77098964
ive retweeted like 4 tweets about it what more is there to accomplish?

>>77098858
their older ones were better

>>77098964
posting about it on /pol/

>>77099002
knock on people's doors until they get ultra annoyed!!!!!!!!!!

>>77098964
Nothing.
I want the internet to go.
Everyone here, including me, is perfectly capable of making IRL friends but dosen't because this place is just so easy

>>77098978
posting anime doesnt help you dumb FUCK

>>77098978
whats wrong anonymous??

the milf at the bank gave me a hug today

>>77098625
What the fuck? There's evidence that could incriminate Hillary Clinton and we haven't seen it yet?

Why is she not in prison again?

>>77098897
it shows how far up their own ass Vox is.
they're grasping at the shadows of straws.
no one trump jr or the campaign people met with had any government authority or connections.
the meeting was set up by a tabloid journalist turned small producer.
the line they kept saying "russian government's support of trump" is vacuous.
you'd have to be a blind, deaf moron to think they didn't support trump over clinton. after all, clinton threatened to go to war with russia over the "Russian hacking" scandal with the DNC.
let me remind you that there is no evidence the russian government hacked the DNC

>>77098810
>that leads your countries to have the highest common standard of living on earth
Nah, janteloven doesn't do that. Good economy, innovation, and oil does that. Janteloven is just some kind of mental thing that makes everyone jealous of each other for the smallest things, and prevents people from talking about themselves in a positive manner. It's not just about money and such. It's all the small things in life too. Everytime you want to say something positive about yourself, you have to deliver it in a humble message, with an added comment meant for grounding you. People start hating on people for being good at something too, even if they're humble. Janteloven is not a good thing.

>>77098988
Opposition research costs campaigns a lot of money.

>>77099078
fair, I guess. Still a bit silly. If a German on vacation drove Trump to a rally, has he accepted a donation?

>>77099028
>going outside

wtf? thats way too much effort

>>77099070
yes it is. America has good economy, innovation and oil as do we but our average folk dont live like norwegians. Its your egalitarian values that lead you to have such a high standard of living for all.

can't focus on homework. just want to shitpost and play runescape

>>77098823
its just not the same

>>77099066
You sound a bit angry...

Supposed to read a book before August and haven't started

>>77099184
got take a 5 minute walk outside then sit down and do your homework

>>77099188
what is not the same?

>>77099202
i actually quite enjoy explaining things to people.
you need to work on your social skills

Who killed Leah Sousa?

>>77099230

see this cutie >>77095541

>>77099205
you can do it
calculate how many pages you need to read per day and you can do it if you stick to it t. knower

>>77099218
that's actually a good idea

>>77099270
hes been doing that in every thread now, its getting old real quick

>>77099283
no it isn't t. knower

>>77099171
what evidence do you have to suggest that?

The neighbours bought a dog.

Very upset.

>>77099248
I honestly didn't think it was possible to be this stuck up on a meme website. You really need to calm down.

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>>77099355
are you trying to imply that low income people have it better off in america than they do in norway?

>>77099321
no

t. very big fan

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If the mexican cara poster ever posts cara again he's in big trouble

>>77099377
yeah dude having the least heated and most apathetic opinion means youre the most cool bro

>>77099377
post new doggo frend

>>77099377
you really take your memes seriously, don't you?

>>77099393
are you trying to imply that "average" means "low income?"
are you also saying government handouts are the only things different between low income people in the US and Norway?

i didnt know they were making a film about woody woodpecker

>>77095310
I told all y'all i wuz a irish vikang

>>77099428
No, I hate it.

>>77099492
No, what gave you that idea?

>>77099492
>are you also saying government handouts are the only things different between low income people in the US and Norway?
no
>are you trying to imply that "average" means "low income?"
i earlier said 'common' and by that i mean everyone from those on benefits to working class to lower middle class

>>77099564
rude desu

>>77099646
>>77099629
>>77099564
>>77099530
>>77099509
I've been a mess with for I'm feeling
I haven't slept in all for days
No matter what I do, I'll think of you
'Cause the memories won't erase
I understand that this is foolish
But I have nothing more to lose
If I keep sayin' it,
and prayin' it,
maybe it will come true

Love will bring you back
I'll be waiting,
'cause love will bring you back

>type cum on phone
>cummies is in the autopredict
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77099530
are you big

>>77099564
you spend a LOT of time complaining about my posts.

>>77099629
woops i misinterpreted that whole conversation (because i didn't read it). nvm

>>77099696
post cummies :3

>>77099696
you can remove words from your phone's lexicon

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>tfw no new Last Week Tonight

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Why won't he notice me

>>77099735
Why would you think that?

im going to make the new thread

>>77099795
tried wearing thigh highs?

>>77099823
DON'T

who wants to go to EDC New York

New

>>77099856

>>77099171
What do you think Janteloven is all about? You might have misunderstood. We're a small country, lad. You're not. It's easier to be a rich country when it's small. And our secret is in productivity, at least if you ask our own ecomomists trying to explain our success. This is our real asset. Norway has the highest production per labored hour in the world according to OECD. For example, Germany have only 74% of the level of productivity you see in Norway's working hours. Denmark 79%, Sweden only 70%. USA 79%, Canada's producitivy is 60% of the level of productivity Norwegian working hours give. So, according to economists, this and our ability to save oil money in a fund owned by the state has given us this level of living standards.

waste of time

>>77099823
go ahead if you want

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>>77099839
I bump into him but all he says is sorry. Then I try to ask him if he's busy and he tells me his plans for the day. omg like what do i do?

>>77099919
take then hint

>>77099919
be more assertive!

>>77099919
sexually assault him