/brit/

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anime

west sussex

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Kots

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frogs

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>tfw wales is a bit rubbish

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zu

me on the tractor

wish i had some codeine for my mild alcohol withdrawal

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jada from babestation

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>>77093667
wtf

>>77093612
i open this pic every time you link it 2bh
VERY comfy

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cute

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the pets

which is cuter in your opinion?

>>77093737
wtf i love interspecies siblings now

>>77093572
Personally I consider wanking to be rape.

>>77093737
cat

>>77093737
The cat even though I'm a dog person

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>>77093616

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Alright lads, my name is Kezza.

I'm a 27 year old London Deanoboo (Essex fan for you toffs). I watch the footy and The Chase on my licensed telly, and spend my days perfecting my banter and playing superior Deanocore games (FIFA, CoD, Battlefield series).

I practice my full Windsor every day, this superior tie knot never comes untied because because it is looped over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other tie knot on earth. I earned my tie license two years ago, and my knots have been getting bigger every day.

I speak Essex fluently, both the Estuary and the Cockney dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Home Counties history and their lad code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my National Rail season ticket, I am moving to Essex to attend a prestigious ex-poly to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an estate agent or a JJB Sports manager and mortgage a Barratt new build!

I own several polyester suits, which I wear around my local nightclubs. I want to get used to them before I move to Essex, so I can fit in easier. I share LADbible posts on Facebook as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Essex!

>>77093582
>European culture is going to be destroyed!
Not good reasoning, it's not like everytime a migrant enters Europe an indigenous citizen disappears. If 'European' culture does disappear it will be because the younger generation aren't interested in it anymore which happens all the time.

Nobody blew up a horse and carriage when the ruff went out of style.

>>77093811
cackled

>>77093753
>ADRENOCHROME
what's that?

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The London Experience

>>77093737
cat
all dogs are ugly

PJW is a lot older than i though he was

i had always believed for some reason that he was born in 1989. i swear i remember reading that somewhere

turns out the cunt's 35, fucking hell. he doesn't look any older than his late 20s

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>tfw accidentally created a /brit/ gimmick

dumb pirate frogposter

>>77093869
humans start to decline around age 30. a 35 year old is very early in aging so shouldn't look much different than a 28 year old

things i love

-my cat
-pints
-days off work

things i hate

-pakis/wogs
-work

>>77093977
thoughts on yanks?

>>77093961
most 35 year olds have visible wrinkles and dry skin. PJW looks mature but not aged

>>77093737
I really wanna pet your dog ;_;

>>77094007
love 'em. especially you mate

i love you

business idea: bring up a cat and a dog together so that they don't fight

>>77093869
is this the hidden power of conservatism?

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just ordered chinese takeaway

Orange duck and pork chow mein

>>77094070
Does the dog shit in a box or the cat shits outside?

the poster below me is a great man

*sharts*

>>77094119
sounds nice
enjoy your meal

Who the fuck is PJW?

>>77094070
I got a feral cat, slowly tamed it then introduced a dog into the mix. she attacked it constantly when it was a puppy and now its five times bigger and she's scared shitless
owned

HHAHAAHHAHA

>>77094119
what a coincidence, so did i

beef udon

>>77094125
no they both shit outside

>>77094154
a bender who hates islam

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>>77094154
you uttah fookin mow-ron

>>77093977
post cat

>>77094056
what about me

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>>77093869
>>77093961
I'm the opposite, I was actually born in 1989 but people (and especially women) tend to guess I'm in my mid 30s.

A decade ago when I went to uni I didn't interact with my coursemates much at first. After a few months when I finally got closer with some of them I found out they all thought I was some scary older dude in my late 20s.

>>77094187
Actually the resident yank was forthcoming with the information.

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>>77094207
I've been mistaken for 30 since I was 20
I just have a weathered face

>>77094207
i was born in 1995 and people tend to think I'm 15

going chipmongers anyone want owt?

LANA X ROCKY WE EATING SENPAI

>>77094268
It's Chip Palace but I'll take a slurpee

>>77094268
cornetto

only people i can take seriously are those born between 1987-1993

i'm old

San Marco pizza was crunchy as a fucking ginger nut

>>77094243
>tfw you know you'll still be getting IDed when you're 30
Loving it.

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>Lives in a mortgaged 2 bedroom house several miles outside the ring road of a major city
>Successful and ambitious, but only within a very limited set of horizons (working in a high street bank, estate agent, etc.)
>Very proud of his middling success and eager to put down others for their perceived failures
>Very concerned with what sort of car he drives
>Shops at Sainsbury's, which he considers upmarket. Special occasions merit a trip to Marks and Spencer
>Only books in the house are cookery books, mostly limited to Jamie Oliver. A couple of Gordon Ramsay books for special occasions
>Has a study which he often refers to as a 'man cave'
>Owns a games console
>Eats turkey at Christmas
>Calls his parents 'mum and dad'
>Watches ITV and has a Sky subscription
>Depending on his generation, he either went to the 'university of life', or read a meme subject at a plate glass/ex-poly. Isn't an Oxbridge reject because he didn't even apply for Oxbridge
>Has Bradley Walsh reaction images saved on his hard drive

Germany used to be a great and powerful nation, but now it's been cucked into oblivion. German people are unfortunately very stupid as a whole, and it's a damn shame. Merkel is worse for Germany than Hitler ever was.

>he doesn't live on his own in one of his parents many houses

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwnz9LqN10

>>77094300
People in their prime. Noting wrong with that.

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A true sign of the North/South divide: Which low budget airline do you use - Jet2 or Easyjet?

Jet2 for me.

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>>77094320

going to the maison de chips

not getting anything for you so dont ask

>>77094354
>package holidays

sounds low class

>>77094354
Jet2
Heard Easyjet is shite

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>>77094330
your day is coming sweetie x

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Arrrghhhhh lads

>>77094375
l'cornetto

alri lads

alri sheed

alri rorke

alri mboko

>>77094119
muh meal posts are so gay and cringey

>>77094398
My local airport (Leeds/Bradford) doesn't have Easyjet flights, but shitloads of Jet2 and Ryanair.

I always end up flying with Thomson though, who are fucking shit, genuinely worse than Ryanair.

>>77094375
Fritter du spam

Post toot

>>77094414
>alri sheed
alri

>>77094354
Ryanair

>>77094392
Oh lahdee fucking dah, aren't you living the American Dream where there is no class divide and everyone is the Lord of their own manor. Washington would be rolling in his grave.

I'm a frequent flyer with delta

haven't been abroad since 2009

>>77094300
im 1986 tho

unironically a good song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUtMQpg5MVg

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>>77094367
>
>
>

>>77094486
in the winter I'll be studying abroad.. or two

You are all virgins

>>77094486
Same
Was in London for 3 days

been to 23 foreign countries since august 2015

>>77094498
you're also okay

it's just rare for people born before 1987 to post on 4chan

>>77094477
ok poorfag

eat the rich to feed the poor, amirite?

>>77094477
I don't recall the american dream being a socialist utopia

>>77094515
might use this one

the other choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNYg2iTEhmA

>>77094563
sounds good

if I don't cross a national border at least once a day I get the heebie jeebies
going to spain tonight

doing a poo xx

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Why do I have a cold, blocked runny nose nearly everyday?

I don't think I have hayfever because it happens randomly, most of the time in the house and not in the garden or anything

thou thee thy should make a return to this language

>>77094623
prefer not to say

starsign: virgo

virgin status: virgin

evidence of cosmic pottery right there fellas

>>77094623
aids

>>77094623
eat more nutrients

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>>77094313
>>77094251
I'm >>77094207 and I have never been IDed in my life.

Could always buy alcohol with no problems since I first started aged ~15.

I'm a big half-Slav guy with a scowl as a default expression (basically look like pic related) so people often act wary and/or scared when interacting with me. I work in academia and do some teaching (I'm a research fellow so not that much) and every single year I get a repeat of:

1. Particularly wimpy students acting extremely afraid
2. Several of said students approaching me later on to say I seemed so scary at first but actually I seem like a nice guy.

(if only they knew that I'm always the one giving the worst marks if there's multiple markers)

>>77094657
What about Scorpio?

thou art a cuck, thy cuckery knoweth no bounds

>>77094534
guilty haha

>>77094683
are you a scorpion?

>>77094675
I had a version of you as a friend growing up who would buy alcohol for us
always an asset to any friend circle

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>>77094623
You're a subhuman

i am a virgin

>>77094709
I don't think so?

>>77094683
the hammock complex down on third

>>77094623

inflamed sinuses

>>77094623
Stop doing coke

>>77094739
*bums you*
hehe

i'm a scorpio, yet not a scorpion
mke u think....

>>77094737
weeb

>>77094511
ah yes, just (((who))) could be behind this

>>77094566
Who said anything about Socialism? It's about treating no man as the sum of his wages for there are no poorfags just millionaires who have yet to find their wings and the richfags are the merely the cunning who found theirs sooner.

No man would look up or down to their peers for it tis the land of opportunity and liberty.

hate civic nationalism

>>77094623
Allergies

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>>77094756

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAI00tIvnPY

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>>77094756

>>77094762
november 10 which is weird cause a lot of people i know are around my date x

>>77094741
don't believe you. most yanks are scorpions as far as i know

starsign: cancer

cancer status: i have cancer and crabs

evidence of cosmic pottery right there fellas

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>>77094737

>>77094795
Call me Mr Pinchy

>>77094794
a disproportiate amount of my friends were born in november
maybe theres something to this star sign nonsense, unless it says people of the same sign dont tend to get on in which case its a load of bollocks still

Possible travel options for next year: Brazi, South Africa, Madagascar, India

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>>77094813

Me being a rorke in London
Rasheeds absolutely SEETHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U3PLxUvhIc

if you're born in november you were conceived on valentine's day

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>Possible travel options for next year: Brazi, South Africa, Madagascar, India

>>77094853
Myth, the human gestation period is actually 8 months

chad birth months:

march
may
june
july

normie birth months
april
january
december

"outsider" birth months
november
february
august

runt birth months
september
october

>>77094853
Dunno why that isn't hard to figure out

>>77094870
none of those are deano tour locations

very weak knowledge of deano-ology

>>77094885
what is this based on

>>77094911
mathematics

>>77094885
november master race

>>77094908
Well saff Africa and Brazil might be passable if a deano gets bored with the Med.

>>77094885
hmm, read that being born in the summer puts you at greater risks for mental illnesses and autism

why is everyone born in september an autist?

>>77094885
nah

top tier birthday months:
april
september
october
november
march

mid tier:
january
february
may

shit tier:
june
july
august
december

burn hollywood to the ground

>>77094984
oy vey antisemite

>>77094885
umm september is masterrace retard :) x

t. born on 9/11 (not the same year though)

*puts on 'going out' trackies and stuffs pack of amber leaf in pocket*

Halifax borough market, here I come

>>77094908
it's the way you said it la.. um..Deano.

>>77095010
>september is masterrace

wahey lad, september 14 here

my 4th birthday was 3 days after 9/11

>>77094885
I was born in July and I'm the biggest loser ever

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gf showed me some pictures of when she wasn't chubby

she looked amazing but i had to suck it up and say she's prettier now

>>77094980
OCTOBER MASTER RACE

my friend's birthday's on september 11th
makes it really easy to remember

me and my mates made him a world trade centre cake a few years ago

>>77095010
i was born on 22/11, england won the rugby world cup on my birthday in 2003 but 9/11 sounds like a much better present

lana rhoades

>>77095039
fuck off underage

Dumb pirate frogposter hahaha

>9/11

fuck off yanks

>>77095090
i'm nearly 20

there's 18 year olds here

>>77095114
You are babby

>>77095052
Happy birthday lol

>>77095039
Mooooooooooods mooooooooooods

>>77095112
only time it's acceptable, no-one calls it 11/9 and everyone knows what you're talking about

hector what if i pop

>england won the rugby world cup on my birthday

cant imagine a worse present tbhonest

Do I have mental health problems (bpd) because of a traumatic upbringing, or did I have a traumatic upbringing because bpd runs in my parent's genes, thus causing the traumatic upbringing because of their disorganized and damaged minds but not consequentially the mental health problems.

Really been thinking about this lately lads

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are there people ITT too young to remember 9/11?

>>77095114
i am nearly double your age you should probably leave

>>77095202
at least 70% can't remember

>videos on youtube with billions of views from singers i've never heard of

feels good being out of touch with popular culture

redpill me on Aleister Crowley

>>77095218
ah, "it" has happened to you too

>>77095194
am i ugly autistic loser because i was born one or because i got no attention and so became one RIP

>>77095218
only stupids are proud of ignorance

>>77095202
i was 15 haha

>>77095226
Socialite and genius con artist that pretended he was a magician

>>77095193
You Welsh?

>>77095204
>'grandpa tries irony' the post

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>>77095194

How about get a fucking grip
BPD pfffftttt woman tier nonsense

18 years old here. anyone else /1999/?

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What's the best place for a solo incel vacation this summer? Pretty sights and good food would be nice. 5 days.

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONNMITz3Gc0

If you RYO cigs just leave the thread

>>77095202
I'm too old to remember it 2bh

why are there so many grandads on /brit/ today?

usually i'm used to seeing "just turned 18 lol" or "i was born in 1999"

white people should mind their own bidness

>>77094885
chad here

>>77095273

Santa Barbara

>>77095263
baby tries to work out what irony means

white people should use their own bidets

I am 40 years old

>>77095216
explains why there are so many lelbour supporters here then

>>77095284
i'm always here

>>77095245
>Ugly

Not really. Get lots of pussy but can't hold down a relationship

we are all made of atoms formed billions and billions of years ago

>>77095273
Buddhist retreat.

>>77095284
we r all pretending to be grandpas just like we pretend to be 18 in reality we are all 24

r/incels is private now

>>77095273
Poland if you're not a heretic.

>>77095339
the universe has some cruel jokes doesnt it

>he's younger than 62

kids GET OUT

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>the universe has some cruel jokes doesnt it

>>77095306
Fuck off Tim

>>77095350
fuck off reddit

>>77095311
get back to your apple sauce you old coot

>>77095273
These comics are becoming such shit

Who doesn't-

Consume media non stop
Regularly daydreams
Fantasizes about their life

>>77095349
ah yes, i see you're the radical ageist

>>77095339
bender and a nerd lmao

>>77095349
Scary thing is 25 is the ripe age to quit 4chan, god knows what to do then.

How is this twat still alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcafWEqtLUc

>>77095260
yes

>>77095273
Scary how accurate this is in every way sans the virgin part. Even looks similar

>be american
>be brown

>>77095194
Alright Aisha

>>77095284
alri' grandson

back to sucking mummy's teet

fucking state of the jobs market in this country. if you didn't go straight into an apprenticeship from school or leave a good university with a good degree, you've got no fucking chance of ever making a good living. it's fucking depressing

>>77095416
wtf not a single one showing off her stomach, she has gone to shit now

*thinks about gay shit*

>>77095416
women are beautiful at ALL sizes

fucking shitlord

>>77095439
*puts on american banter hat*
'ok ahmed'

>girl I bullied and made rumours about at secondary school had a mental breakdown and failed her degree

whoops

>>77095349
this

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>>77095460

Why is it that white people are the only people who experience compassion?

>>77095471
FONT

>>77095416
Oh god the knees, only Tim Burton could be into her.

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>>77095448
I was a waster drug addict through most of my early twenties and am struggling to even find the bottom rung of a ladder to start climbing

>>77095471
cheeky bit of bullying never hurt anyone lad

i remember the school retard got tormented by me and the lads, he hanged himself in year 11 on the last day

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>>77095456

Is Athens a good time?

>>77095416
why am i meant to know who this is

>>77095339

>be me in highschool a few years ago
>philosophy class, teachers asks us questions about origins of humanity
>remembert Carl Sagan documentary, say "stardust" (sounds even more retarded in Dutch) without any context
>No one reacts (they don't understand) and teacher just says "ok" (doesn't understand either) in an almost condescending way as in "ok sweetie"

Still get cringe PTSD from this thinking about it from time to time

>>77095530
fuck off underage

ugh life is just so hard as a girl

>>77095448
Not true. Stop thinking in normie paradigms

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4 day weekend

>>77095544
>caring about women drama

GUARANTEE i've been on this site longer than you and never heard of this twiglet

go back to lolcow forums you bint

a collection of atoms is forcibly taking the collection of atoms that make up me and putting them in a room because I moved a set of atoms in such a way that they stop performing as a functioning unit

>>77095564
7 day weekend, every week

>>77095533
Hate that Carl Sagan became a reddit meme. Pale Blue Dot genuinely changed my entire life.

WOUNDS THAT I TRY TO CONCEAL

WOUNDS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M REAL

>>77095575
>women drama
jfl at your life

>>77095555
what job should i get then?

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>>77095581

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Lad that bullied me died of liver failure at 22
;)

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>Pale Blue Dot genuinely changed my entire life.

>>77095553
ehh it's so-so
like periods and the constant fear in the back of your head that someone might rape and you won't be able to do anything about it - that's kinda shit

then at the same time you can have hordes of men bending over backwards for you because they think you might have sex with them

>>77095575
state of you honest to christ

>>77095599
Can't wake up

>lad that bullied me still lives with me
>lad that bullied me still bullies me day in day out
>lad that bullied me still tells me to kill myself every day
>lad that bullied me is me

have to surrender some bio-survival tokens because i accelerated some atoms to a non-sanctioned velocity relative to the inertial reference frame

>>77095581
>>77095613
omg guysss how le amazing that le earth looks small from a long way away woooah dude

*breathes in marijuana fumes*

we're like, dude we're like stars what if stars are atoms dude woooah we're so small and insignificant dude le

>>77095644
woah...

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>don't racemix or your children will be ug-

huh...

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>>77095644

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Ah yes, the North

opinions on Dutch rap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNu2EiARDkY

>>77095646
dont get this one sartre

Pale Blue Dot genuinely changed my entire life.

>>77095659
someone made this post

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>normie paradigms

alri spain

>>77095691
he got fined for speeding

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>>77095644

>>77095644
can I use this on myspace thx

the only good thing carl sagan ever did was convince the world he doesn't exist

>>77095665

nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI3BI7InnZQ

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nothing matters *huffs a vape* *wheeeeeeeeze* we're just a dot

>>77095273
the '国

>>77095508
I was the same, spent ages 18-23 getting stoned, abusing painkillers and taking psychedelics and now I'm going to uni in September. Would recommend doing an access course to get into a career you're interested in, be it engineering, healthcare or whatever.

You just have to put the work in and distinguish yourself, which is surprisingly easy to do

>>77095727
nice

>>77095742
but he doesn't exist

>>77095755
this but unironically

love europa
hate mercury and venus
simples

>>77095185
HECTORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>this but unironically

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>>don't racemix or your children will be ug-

>huh...

>>77095798
hello you cunt

very small things don't matter because they are small
*drinks a very small amount of poison* haha she'll be right

>>77095646
Ah yes, Prometheus Rising is due for another re-read

Pabst Blue Ribbon genuinely changed my life

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Don't understand the dancing hotdog meme

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the pale blue dot means that everything that we do matters more, not that nothing matters
it just gives you pause at the scale of things

my birthday genuinely changed my life

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>>77095821

>>77095836
if you didn't realise that the earth looks small from a distance you need to seriously re-evaluate your life

>>77095818
half-caste

>>77095836
there are probably millions of planets with civilizations and intelligent life on them. you don't matter in the broad scheme of things

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remember that time you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone
the time you occasionally remember and want to kill yourself

literally who is surprised to find out the earth is small on a galactic scale lmao

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>the pale blue dot means that everything that we do matters more, not that nothing matters
>it just gives you pause at the scale of things

>>77095612
A job that raises you above the normies (i.e. a skill), distinguishing you.

happier than a nigger with a watermelon I am

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>poisons the one habitable place in the universe we know for profit

>>77095886
>remember that time you embarrassed yourself in front of everyone
never done this

I go on too many dates. that's what people say mmmm

universe is big innit

>>77095885
ah yes forgot about the broad scheme

>>77095905
delete this now

>>77095934
underrated

>>77095929
there's nout there though is they?

>>77095821
is it actually worth a read or just a meme book?

>>77095953
very unlikely there is nothing out there

>>77095934
meant broader scheme

>>77095644
Nigga...

our universe is the singularity inside a black hole inside another universe

>>77095969
ah yes that well and truly specific broader scheme that has been cooked up, well familliar with that one i am, and it specifically mentions 'earth is a bunch of wanker cunts fuck em lmao'

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>our universe is the singularity inside a black hole inside another universe

Stuck in a dead end town doing a summer internship at some godawful company. Any of you guys know this feel?

>>77095885
probably not like

>>77096002
FONT

>>77095883
>if you didn't realise that the earth looks small from a distance you need to seriously re-evaluate your life
yes i did realise that but it's that it was a first step of a probe that made it past jupiter and took the photo through its rings
it's just a nice moment in hopefully what will be future space exploration

>>77095885
there are probably millions of planets with civilizations and intelligent life on them. you don't matter in the broad scheme of things
yes and no, considering the paradox behind this
and in either case i dont think its worthless, but the opposite

our universe is one of billions of universes inside every atom in another universe. within every atom in this universe is another universe and within every atom in that universe is another univers

>>77095967
hope so, I pray everyday there's more to this universe than just us p.s. fuck religion!

>>77095965
I enjoyed it. Not exactly life changing if you already aligned your chakras and it's certainly a meme, but it's worth reading for a few chuckles and some interesting insights into entry level mysticism/esoteric though.

>>77096030
no there isnt

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>>77095727

>>77096053
yes there is

>>77096002
I spend my life on 4chan of course I know that feel

>>77096045
imagine posting in /brit/ and only being an entry level esoterist jfl at your life

>>77096030
no there isnt stupid how are you supposed to fit a universe inside an atom ahahaha

>>77095994
you don't matter in respect to the rest of the universe
does that settle your autism

HOLY FUCKING NEW

>>77096086
science is full of surprises :)