How do Brits feel about being colonized by Germans?

>How do Brits feel about being colonized by Germans?
How do Brits feel about being colonized by Germans?

>>77090561
How do Germans feel about Brits being colonized by Germans?

WE

I for one look down on Celts and Gaels cause they're the ones who can't shut up about independence.

Other cucks emphasise their relation pre Germanic populations, especially during the euros
>I support Wales because I'm 1/64th Welsh
It feels like burgers and native Americans sometimes

>>77090561
Kind of irrelevant since they are the colonisers and not the colonised.

I wish my country was colonized by Germans

They didn't completely take over, at least. Look at people like Colin Farrel or Ciaran Hinds, guys that are swarthier than the typically blonde, pale populace. Those guys are Celts, and they're what the native Britons of the Roman period would have looked like before the invasions and miscegenation.

>>77090882
but you're celts

stop hating yourself

>>77090936
WE

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>>77090936
>implying

(also : WTF Africa)

>>77091070
Nigeria is whiiiiiite

>>77091040
I'm not a Celtic nigger I'm from Northumbria

>>77091113
You're a celt.

Don't believe the anglo-saxon meme bullshit.

>>77091070

Africans have a distantly related branch of this haploshit.
But this proves that they did not fear the black warrior.

>>77090561
MANCHESTER
NEVER CONQUERED
(also on the map)

>>77091015
Is this bait?

>>77091151
Are R1B africans /ourniggers/?

>>77091178
Actually
They are cumskins in disguise, they were White a few thousands of years ago but they went back to Africa

>>77091178
All R1berians are niggers so I don't see why not.

I like Germans desu

>>77091239

>t. 25%

>>77090973
me too ;_;

Didn't take long for the French autist to arrive.

>>77090561
we are Norman-French and 1066 was the birth of the English nation

>>77091178
The African R1B subclade diverged before the Central Asian and European subclades were separated.

R1B wasn't European yet.

>>77091015
Most Irish people are not blonde, they're brown haired. The swarthiness is not a 'Celtic' trait.

>>77091311
>autist

Wich one?

You. are. not. anglo-saxons.

>>77091311
Just came here to say that you're framing me

I am the Pannonianon, this guy is not me
>>77091040
>>77091070
>>77091147
>>77091178
>>77091418

>>77091386
meant to reply to >>77091230

>>77090882
You are Celt and so we are, you moron.

>>77091458
this

I'm just another autistic poster

>>77091412
Dunno about Ireland but a lot of British children are dirty blonde, though this often darkens as they get older.

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>>77091458
>>77091498
I am 100% pure Anglo-Saxon stock and I worship the one true king Alfred the Great.

>>77090561
>germans
>map shows most migration was from denmark
hm yes very good

>>77091418
Fuck off with the autistic bullshit. Regardless of how genetically "Anglo-Saxon" Anglos are, they are also the cultural descendants of the original Anglo-Saxons. The Irish were colonised by Anglos. The Celtic Britons were colonised by the Anglos. The Anglos ARE the colonisers.

It's like saying that Bavarians aren't actually Bavarian because they're genetically more similar to the pre-Germanic Celtic peoples that lived there. Fucking autistic bullshit that no one cares about except you and your French companion who happens to have a severe case of retardation.

>>77091562
Jutes and Angles were West-Germanic peoples though, unlike North-Germanic Danes who at that time lived in South Sweden.

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>>77091555
anglo-saxons are shitskin subhumans

I am a gaul

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>>77091555
>>77091562
Long live King Canute.

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>>77091418
except we are

we are majority anglosaxon, secondary celtic, and tertiary scandinavian

>>77091586
You sure look angry, my cornish friend

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>>77091555
Good lad

>>77091638
>tertiary scandinavian
meant to slash that with german/frankish/scandinavian, w/e

>>77091630
canute the "great" was a sperg
t. olaf the holy

>>77091638
>literally no sources

How could you measure this, btw?

>>77091674
>frankish

w-we're franks?

Feels great

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>>77091630
north sea empire 2, when?

>>77091638
>B-B-B-B-B-BUT MUH R1B CELTOID HAPLOSHIT AAAAAA WE WUZ FRANKS N SHIT LOOK AT THIS PAINTING AND A HIGHLIGHTED QUOTE FROM A DUBIOUS SOURCE THAT ISN'T RESPECTED IN ACADEMIC CIRCLES DID I TELL YOU THAT I AM MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE THAN GENETICISTS AND LINGUISTS WHO HAVE DEVOTED THEIR ENTIRE LIVES TO THEIR RESPECTIVE FIELDS OF STUDY AAAAAAA

>>77091562
>Denmark
>not Germany by proxy

>>77091716
>literally no sources
source is in the fucking filename you cunt
>How could you measure this, btw?
by taking dna samples, obviously

>>77091729
Yes, his picture looks pretty credible to you

lmao

>>77091794
I've posted the source on here before, don't play dumb you filthy Gallo-Roman

>>77091786
>source is in the fucking filename you cunt


Oh, my bad

Seems like we will have to make Great Britain British Again :^)

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>>77091586
>>77091729
>being this much butthurt for a post

You clearly feel insecure m8

>your French companion who happens to have a severe case of retardation

My IQ is certainly far greater than yours, lowly mongrel LARPing as a Saxon


Welsh are baller than you, they didn't drop they didn't drop their language like cowards and start LARPing as Saxons

Behind every Anglos they are a cuck that submited to his German masters and learned English by fear of death

>>77091827
>Roman

Don't insult me, 'anglo', I'm just a gaul.

>inb4 Pannonianon

>>77091831
>we will have to make Great Britain British Again
What did he mean by this?

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>>77091555
His daughter Æthelflæd was pretty fit.

>>77091851
I like it how you fail to mention that the supposed "45% French admixture" is actually due to shared ancestry dating back thousands of years that has very little to do with Celtshits.

*filtering the french flag*

>>77090561
Is this was a genocide? Why germans think about genocide other nations? Does it fun?

>>77091851
>>77091859
why are you so triggered? why do you have to try and spread misinformation? are you insecure that the english people are objectively more germanic than you? do basic facts upset you? feel a bit sorry for you desu

>>77091877
I M M I G R A T I O N
E N
M A S S E

Since I'm half breton, I guess it's not too 'weird' :^)

>>77091904
>celtshits

You're not allowed to disrespect us.

>>77091915
You're german. Thanks for doing that.

>>77091851
>45 percent of their DNA is French

There was no France nor England or even the island of Great Britain when these tribes migrated 10,000 years ago, which is where these similarities in DNA came from.

>>77091958
shhhh you're ruining his shitposting

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>>77091946
>are you insecure that the english people are objectively more germanic than you?


(yes...franks, please come back)

>>77091925
>Does it fun?
nah, but someone needs to do the dirty work

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>>77091904
>back thousands of years

French weren't in Europe thousands of years ago

We're linked to PANNONIAN invaders from the Bronze Age

>>77091954
you do know that british doesn't mean brythonic, right?

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Listen everyone, let me post this again from a number of ongoing studies at leading universities in the country including Oxford.

>There was no single 'Celtic' genetic group. In fact the Celtic parts of the UK (Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales and Cornwall) are among the most different from each other genetically. For example, the Cornish are much more similar genetically to other English groups than they are to the Welsh or the Scots.
>The majority of eastern, central and southern England is made up of a single, relatively homogeneous, genetic group with a significant DNA contribution from Anglo-Saxon migrations (10-40% of total ancestry). This settles a historical controversy in showing that the Anglo-Saxons intermarried with, rather than replaced, the existing populations.
>Many of the genetic clusters show similar locations to the tribal groupings and kingdoms around end of the 6th century, after the settlement of the Anglo-Saxons, suggesting these tribes and kingdoms may have maintained a regional identity for many centuries.
>The population in Orkney emerged as the most genetically distinct, with 25% of DNA coming from Norwegian ancestors. This shows clearly that the Norse Viking invasion (9th century) did not simply replace the indigenous Orkney population.
>The Welsh appear more similar to the earliest settlers of Britain after the last ice age than do other people in the UK.
>There are separate genetic groups in Cornwall and Devon, with a division almost exactly along the modern county boundary.

http://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2015-03-19-who-do-you-think-you-really-are-genetic-map-british-isles

>>77092029
It should be the case.

>>77092011
Does it fun to receive the payback?

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>>77092066
>The majority of eastern, central and southern England is made up of a single, relatively homogeneous, genetic group with a significant DNA contribution from Anglo-Saxon migrations (10-40% of total ancestry). This settles a historical controversy in showing that the Anglo-Saxons intermarried with, rather than replaced, the existing populations.


Filthy anglos fucking MY ANCESTORS :) ...

>>77092066
don't really like this study as it doesn't represent yorkshire correctly x

>>77092107
dunno
it's the course of things

>>77091958
See mypost here >>77092021

The PANNONIAN ORIGIN OF THE FRENCH is confirmed by DNA

>>77091891
The Last Kingdom >>> Vikings

>>77092256
Lesson of the history, genocide of germans and saxons without mercy. They probably all deserved.

>>77092066

That's pretty much outdated but I can understand Brits liking this version more than the reality.


https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/20/dutch-invaders-stonehenge-ancient-britons

>>77091891
>tfw as pale as the eternal anglo 'aryan'

feels good being celt

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>>77092400

>>77092586

>But there was an exception. In Britain, the arrival of Beaker pots and artefacts was very different. It coincided exactly with the disappearance of the genetic signatures of the Stone Age people who had been living there. This was replaced with DNA associated with a group of Beaker users who have been traced to a region in the modern Netherlands. In other words, Beaker artefacts appeared not as an exported fashion, but as items carried by waves of immigrants or by people carrying out an invasion. Once in Britain, these incomers, bearing Beaker items, replaced the Stone Age people who had been living there. Whether this was a violent takeover is unclear. No evidence of battles has ever been found.

It's pretty much a joke that there is deep differences between British and Irish populations. 4000 years isn't enough time for that.

>>77092730
>It's pretty much a joke that there is deep differences between British and Irish populations

Who is saying there is a big difference?

>>77092730
>>77092765
Well it depends on the scale, I suppose. Is it suggesting that there is no deep difference between the British and Irish relative to other North-Western European populations, or relative to the entire world? This makes a massive difference.

>>77092765

The Oxford paper relied on assumptions about the stone age inhabitants and continuity which have now been challenged on very strong grounds by these new results.

>>77092897
There was no country called the Netherlands or people called the Dutch as we know them 4000 years ago.

>>77091630
my ancestor :)

>>77092980

The Oxford paper is based around genetic distances and the assumption that they reflect something very old that dates back 10000 years.
Now that it turns out that Brits have a rather recent common origin in mainland Europe their models must be changed to accommodate that.
17 "distinct" populations for a fairly homogenic population is a bit silly but even if they keep that number they still have to change the explanations for some of them.

>>77092066
feels good to be from the west ridings

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my ancestors :)

>>77093471
As far as I know the Oxford paper which is in conjunction with the People of the British Isles Project takes into account genetic tests taken from mainland Europe too on top of the 4000+ tests taken within Great Britain.

>>77090561
>>77090882
>>77090936
>>77091070
>>77091178
>>77091458
>>77091555
>>77091562
>>77091638
>>77091786
>>77091851
>>77092066
Brits are only 30-40% Anglo-Saxon.

>>77093748
Fuck me Sherlock Holmes as graced us with his presence.

>>77093628

They adjusted all the data to fit into the hypothesis that Brits came from Iberia after the ice age which has now been proven wrong. Very unfortunate that so much work was all for nothing but science always moves forward.

>>77093748
yes, and that 36% is the largest ancestry

>>77093821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_of_the_British_Isles

As it says it's an ongoing study so we'll have to keep an eye out for their future papers.

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>On one part the Ancient Britons who were notorious for their rampant homosexuality and bestial urges, free young Britons were said to offer themselves to every foreigner that passed their way, and they were actually indignant when their offer was declined. And it was added that they did not do this out of a shortage of omen. Of all the ancient Celtic peoples they were the most degenerated lot, especially during Roman times.
>And then the Saxonic tribes came, and all the scat-fetish and unclean masochism that they're into.
British people in a nutshell.

>>77093835
45% French is the largest ancestry

Deu e mon Dreit !

>>77093909
*notices you posting on 4chan*
that's enough of that jan
*hands you a bog brush*
back to work

>>77093989
incorrect, french (and modern german) ancestry is less than 20%

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>>77093909
>That pic

Holy shit

>>77093909
The Romans called basically all of their enemies gay though, at one point or another

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Is the uk the japan of europe? does that mean germans and french are the south koreans of europe????

>>77094116
>is the uk the japan of europe?
of course we are, we're both tiny islands clutching on to our former imperial legacy

>>77093748
And we're PURE celts.

(except southerners, they're moors)

>>77094054
It is correct

see >>77094054


You should accept your French blood, Henry

>>77094054
Why do they always associate us with krauts?

>>77094199
Nice fail m8

>>77094054
>>77094199

i mean see
see >>77091851

>>77094236
>>77094199
and i refer you to >>77091638

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>Tfw we got colonized by two subhumans (italians and slavs)
>Tfw I'm the only person I know who looks like a dacian/thracian of old

>>77091638
>Celtic
>Western European

But W.Europeans are celts...aren't they?

>>77091311
William?

>>77094289
Dacians and Thracians steemed from the same culture as early Balto-Slavs and Germanics.

>>77094299
not the same thing

celtic isn't a single genetic group, so what that image called celtic will actually be a combination of tribal dna spread across the british isles, however it won't include the celtic tribes across europe

>>77094299
We're Pannonian m8

>>77094358
So it's "21.59% Briton"?

>>77094393
yea, yea, sure

>>77091638
>36.94% anglo saxon
>9.2% scandinavian

research papers I've read say that it's impossible to distinguish between 'anglo saxon' and 'scandinavian' so I'm not sure how they worked that out

>>77094423
no, britons were distinct from picts and gaels

it's 21.59% british celtic (including britons, picts and gales)

>>77090561
> French ITT with anti-Germanic propaganda
> Implying the English and the Lowland scots are filthy mediterranean arab scum like the french

>>77094544
Well, that's what I meant when I said 'britons'

Also, aren't 'anglo-saxons' 'nordic' since they come from Denmark (IIRC)?

>>77094524
probably likening the 9.2% to modern day swedes/danes/norwegians

>>77094555
>anti-Germanic propaganda

nah, it's just memes

>filthy mediterranean arab scum like the french

We're celts, you somali subhuman shitskin

I am a gaul

>>77093748
I don't think that haplogroup is that important if their language is Germanic

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>>77094349
Yes, they spoke a language similar to lithuanian, it being proto-indo-european. Our name for the Danube is very similar to a lithuanian river and we also have the same name for ladybirds as lithuanians do. But genetic studies done on their graves showed that they were not genetically related to either slavs or germans. They had more in common with celts, probably because they assimilated a bunch of them.

I have the same type of nose and head shape as roman statues of dacians do, while my ukrainian immigrant friend (third generation, his grandparents moved here from Cernauti) looks completely different from me.

>>77094574
yes, but the modern dane came from sweden and drove the anglos/jutes/saxons to england (and then followed them their)

>>77094645
So anglo-saxons 'colonized' Great Britain because of danes?

wew

>>77094555
Arabs look more like you


You're both brown skined while we're paleskinned, and youre both long-headed while we're broad-headed

>>77094423
Look at this article :

>This open access paper on the genetic prehistory of the Great Hungarian Plain is full of surprises. Here are a few of my observations:
> - The two Bronze Age genomes, BR1 and BR2, look very present-day French, and probably western French at that, in both the Principal Component and Admixture analyses. Indeed, they clearly show a northern influence relative to all of the Neolithic farmers and the Iron Age IR1. And yet, BR2 belongs to Y-haplogroup J2a1, which is generally seen as a Near Eastern marker.

eurogenes.blogspot.*r/2014/10/ancient-genomes-from-great-hungarian. html
French are related to Bronze Age people from Hungary(Pannonia)

>>77094710
pretty much, and the english language is a result of anglosaxons adopting old norse grammar and sentence structure to trade with the danes in northern england

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>>77094759
So anglo-saxons got cucked by Vikangz and cucked the britons...

That's kinda sad.

Because of you, bretons now live in France

I kind of lost track of what you were arguing about but brits definitely look like a mix of "celts" and germans that have been left in the microwave too long,

>>77094866
The fate of the Gauls (your ancestors) is far sadder

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>>77094748
We are not brown skinned, we have primarily blue eyes with some green and a few brown, and blonde/red/light brown hair, medium to tall, we have straight noses and marked jaw lines.

Frogs on the other hand .. crooked/beak noses, brown eyes, light brown to black hair, medium to short stature, medium to dark skinned...

After the reconquista in the Iberian Peninsula the moors must have sneaked into france, sorry lad.

>>77094645
> the modern dane came from Sweden

Literally what

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>>77094748

Nah those bronze age Hungarians were actually more closely related to Eastern Europeans, specifically Poles.

But yeah sure some part of French people did come from Hungary if that makes you feel better.

To be completely honest, I'm not all that enthused about it. People will try to wave it away this way or that but there's no getting around the fact that we're basically mutts.
Ib4 butthurt Celt, my name is comically English and my family have lived in the north east for god knows how long

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>>77094878
our skin is very sensitive and needs protecting. being white is suffering.

>>77094878
Do the frenchies from Northern France look like 'celto-germanic' mutts?

>>77094923
Yea, I know.

I hope Cesar rots in hell

>>77094936
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>very pale skin
>don't look mediterranean

I should make some DNA tests

>>77095005
>the fact that we're basically mutts.

Well duh.

>>77094971
The "original" Danes lived in Skane and the Danish islands before migrating to Jutland after the Angles, Saxons and Jutes migrated to England.

>>77095005
>there's no getting around the fact that we're basically mutts.
France and Germany are a Celtic/Germanic/Roman mix too. What you wanna be, a fucking Swede? Lol

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>>77095045
>>77095116
Also, my mother is pale af, has black hair and blue eyes and my father is less pale and has black hair and brown eyes

>tfw celto-celtic mutt

>>77095045
post a frenchie from northern france

>>77095116
>What you wanna be, a fucking Swede? Lol
well we're mutts from them too

>>77095205
I have no typical 'northerner' pic, m8

sorry

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>>77095254
o well

i think depardieu could pass as british, don't know if he's northern frenchie or not

>>77095346
>depardieu

He comes from the middle of France

Also
>dat fucking nose

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>>77094998
>Nah those bronze age Hungarians were actually more closely related to Eastern Europeans, specifically Poles.

You're wrong

French are the closest from these guys, infact we're not the closest, we're literally them

>But yeah sure some part of French people did come from Hungary if that makes you feel better.

It's a fact, go read the article

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>>77095443
aye, he does have the stereotypical french nose doesn't he

but he's weird enough look to be a brit

>>77095571
I think I have an ugly nose, but at least he's not big

>but he's weird enough look to be a brit

the...'chav side'? :^)

>>77095346
>A gaul could pass as British

You finally recognized your CELTIC BLOOD

Kek

>>77095462

Yes they seem to cluster with the French but are more ancestral to Poles. Haplotype affinity(not to be confused with haplogroups like R1b) doesn't lie.

Poles don't cluster with them because they have some additional mixture from North-Eastern Europe. Probably related to the Slavic migration.

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>>77095658
>a gaul

Literally.

>>77095669
French, Poles and Hungarians are BROTHERS!

>>77095116
It feels very good being Swedish my mountain jew friend.

>>77094628
It is, but at the same time it has French vocabulary.

Truly Germanic phenotypes that aren't inbred trolls are rare. UK is a genetic dumpster, even more so than Poland.

>>77096040
Number of relevant books written in Polish:
>*cicadas chirping*

>>77095710
You (Gauls) and Southern French aren't

Only Franks aka Pannonians are

>>77096072
The best british writer was actually a Pole.

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>>77096098
The eternal gaul is superior to the hungarian, anyway

>>77096137
So what you're saying is you need Britain for anyone to remotely care about you? How times never change...

>>77091851
>dat protestant catholic divide in northern Ireland

>>77096231
I don't know which part of my post did so much damage, but you seem genuinely butthurt.

One thing is sure

You cunts know how to play music

https://youtu.be/WKNOlDtZluU?t=1s

>The name "Thursday" is derived from Old English Þūnresdæg and Middle English Thuresday (with loss of -n-, first in northern dialects, from influence of Old Norse Þorsdagr) meaning "Thor's Day". It was named after the Norse god of Thunder, Thor.

Hmm.

>>77096317
H O L U P