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grim edition
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>>77088284
useless scottish twat
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anime
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>>77088284
fuck off
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reminder andy murray is SCOTTISH, not british
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yanks supreme
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http://www.isandymurraystillbritish.com/
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>>77088332
lol
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Imagine being scottish
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>you just gotta be a little more confident bro
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>>77088332
Gets me every time
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>>77088257
Source: yer arse
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oh my god being left handed is a mental deficiency
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i am an atheist
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new coppercab lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_4-ZIC9yJ4
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>>77088371
gay nonce
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>>77088257
>women are far less sexually driven
you've never had a gf
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looking for work
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>>77088367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35UIPqF2uY
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>>77088339
whoa
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>i am an atheist
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>>77088339
my ancestors ;)
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>>77088377
thats a name i havent heard for a long time
how depressing
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3961213/
don't understand why you call mutations a mental condition
yes it is not working in the same way as heterosexuals but its not meant to
just like blue eyes are not meant to look like brown eyes
>In adult male samples, homosexuality is associated with a preponderance of older brothers (i.e., the fraternal birth order effect). In several studies comparing gender dysphoric youth, who are likely to be homosexual in adulthood, to clinical or non-clinical control groups, the findings have been consistent with the fraternal birth order effect in males; however, less is known about unique sibship characteristics of gender dysphoric females. The current study investigated birth order and sibling sex ratio in a large sample of children and adolescents referred to the same Gender Identity Service (N=768). Probands were classified as heterosexual males, homosexual males, or homosexual females based on clinical diagnostic information. Groups differed significantly in age and sibship size, and homosexual females were significantly more likely to be only children. Subsequent analyses controlled for age and for sibship size. Compared to heterosexual males, homosexual males had a significant preponderance of older brothers and homosexual females had a significant preponderance of older sisters. Similarly, the older sibling sex ratio of homosexual males showed a significant excess of brothers whereas that of homosexual females showed a significant excess of sisters. Like previous studies of gender dysphoric youth and adults, these findings were consistent with the fraternal birth order effect. In addition, the greater frequency of only children and elevated numbers of older sisters among the homosexual female group adds to a small literature on sibship characteristics of potential relevance to the development of gender identity and sexual orientation in females.
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>>i am an atheist
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>>77088377
he's not a tranny anymore?
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>>77088257
I would say it's an emotional issue, rather than mental. Gays can be as intellectually strong as anyone, it's only their feelings that are affected. And it's not really a deficiency, that implies they don't have the desired amount or quality of something, when the difference is really just that it's directed in an unusual way.

I'd describe it as more of an unusual emotional preference, rather than a mental deficiency.
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my generation
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>>77088444
Hey, someone finally did the fedorapost right, and they got trips! Good for you, buddy.
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>>77088445
think the tranny thing was a joke desu
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wanked a lot and now my willy is sore
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>my brain is messed up and I'm repulsed by the other half of my species so I can never procreate
>this is only a genetic mutation and how dare you say its a disadvantage!!!
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wallah wallah
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>look up local churches
>methodist
>baptists
>mormons
wtf
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>Hey, someone finally did the fedorapost right, and they got trips! Good for you, buddy.
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>>77088461
Y DONT YALL F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F--F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FF--F-F-F-FF-F-AAADEE AWAAAAAAAUUUYYY
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>>77088502
nice pc
what specs?
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maxed out the credit card
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>>77088502
face not exactly great is it
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>>77088551
nah
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who bored @ work here
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>>77088584
what's your job
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>>77088584
hello wagie!
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>>77088586
makin pizzas
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>>77088341
Why do people always think being confident means trying to be like "Chad"?

Just have some fucking faith in yourself and that you'll attract the right person for you.
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>>77088555
can't work out if i find her attractive or not
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>>77088584
ciao
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>>77088613
send one to me my address is:

flat 999
grenfell tower
kensington
london
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Haha, this one just walked right into the runt cage. I don't think it even saw the bait, just walked right in. Look at it. Does it even know it's in a cage?
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*kicks cage*

Good solid cage though, that. Stainless steel, so it won't rust fom all the runt piss. Gotta get stainless steel. Lotta piss and shit comes out of those runts when they realise they're trapped. Oh, there we go, see? Look at him go.
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>>77088645
postcode?
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>>77088341
is that a no roid body?
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>>77088649
there's a hole in the bottom of da cage
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>>77088645
bit insensitive
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>>77088653
2lazy2goopgle
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>Haha, this one just walked right into the runt cage. I don't think it even saw the bait, just walked right in. Look at it. Does it even know it's in a cage?
>___________
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>*kicks cage*
>Good solid cage though, that. Stainless steel, so it won't rust fom all the runt piss. Gotta get stainless steel. Lotta piss and shit comes out of those runts when they realise they're trapped. Oh, there we go, see? Look at him go.
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>>77088638
shes a babe
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here i am again posting alone
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>>77088682
That's to let all the runt piss out. Otherwise the daft little cunt would drown in it's own waste.
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>I resort to a reddit meme because I can't prove my right-wing or religious parroting is the truth
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what happened to her?
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>>77088735
who posts with other people?
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>>77088638
uncanny valley lad.
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>>77088702
fat ugly whore
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>77088745
>her
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>>77088745
dead hopefully
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Do I have a drink NOW? No, it is still too too early
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me and the lads all sat round the computer ready for the nightly /brit/posting
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>>77088745
exposed as an attention whoring roastie
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>>77088341
>gyno at the back and on the left
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>>77088791
im drinking already so go ahead
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a suggest you get that scott took back to we're ya got it from or am going to rap a bar around ur head so a suggest u get the bike back u dirty little scum bag tramp only cos u can't afford it u scrubber wait till al catch ya in mint be tomorrow or next week or next month or it could Evan be next year but a will get ya ya little scorney rat nonce
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told a friend i enjoy posting on 4chan but i didn't say that this is the only place i ever post.
why is /brit/ such a shameful place?
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hummm
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what is so good about drawing others attention?
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>>77088812
is this rabbie burns?
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fuck trump
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>>77088696
Is it bad that I unironically think that guy actually looks quite cool? Not appropriate for a professional environment of course, but if I saw him in a pub or something I'd laugh at first, yes, but I'd also secretly enjoy his commitment to that look, and admire his courage.
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>>77088777
defo a she...
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>>77088815
is there one for roads

captcha: green fromage
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>>77088815
did the muslims destroy all the roads or what are you implying
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>ywn be a girl and wear these in the office
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tuck frump
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going to start derek and clive posting
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>>77088815
What is that map? Active railways?
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duck trump
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love the dutch
love the french
hate the belgians
not simple
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>>77088876
thot wear
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>>77088856
Only if you're a girl, because that would destroy that meme.
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>>77088895
>>77088865
>>77088862
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beeching_cuts
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>>77088876
Don't care if a girl is like a 2/10 skirt and tights make my willy hard. Should be banned
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>>77088815
Me no entiendo
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>>77088887
I've got the fucking horn. Now, what are you, as leader of the Conservative party, going to do about it?
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>>77088921
Jesus Christ just say "yes," you autist. Trying to figure out your point is like going on a treasure hunt.
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>>77088921
bloody thatcher
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>>77088876
Modern office wear is a scam
My office is "business casual", so I have to wear a full suit with a dress shirt, leather belt, leather shoes, just sparing the tie.

Whereas women can basically get away with wearing any old white shirt and a comfy cardigan, with a skirt or pants because its the current year. And employers aren't allowed to make them wear high heels anymore, obviously, so they can just wear comfy flat shoes too.
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Why arr Canadians so much more intelligent and sophisticated compared to americans?
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skirts
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>>77088964
because you compared them to americans
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wow asian families are fucked up
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>gf broke up after a falling out a month ago
>still kind of seeing each other
>but she's going on holiday tomorrow with her friend for a week

literally fuck my life lads, i'm scared what's gonna happen

on the plus side though she's fucked up her jaw which means she can't kiss or open her mouth wide enough to fit a dick in
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>>77088960
>leather belt
4 strength 4 stam
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>>77088921
remarkable works
it is widely known that railway causes autism
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>>77088960
mate what you are describing sounds like you wear exactly the same thing. a woman wears a nice shirt, leather belt with her skirt and leather shoes. no different to yours except replace suit trousers with expensive trousers. plus, men aren't expected to wear a different outfit every day whereas women are. i don't think that dress code at work is really weighted to either gender.
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at a large mall

shocking number of ugly bbcs with qt white girls

nuke us pls
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>>77088993
Dick goes in pussy. Sorry mate, move on.
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>>77088990
is a bit sad desu
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My mum thinks you can "look" American. She cited big jawed Americans with white teeth as evidence. I explained you can't because they're not a race. Thoughts?
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>>77089032
>>77088990
his dad is right
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>>77088990
so it's going well with the taiwanese lad?
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>>77088990
south asian or the oriental sort
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>>77089038
yep we're basically boyfriends now i think
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>>77089037
umm no sweety
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>his dad is right
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>>77089056
shirt lifter
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>>77089034
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>I want you to have a normal family
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whenever my gf is riding me i cum way too early

how do is stop this

i tried thinking about unsexy things but that doesnt work
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>shirt lifter
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>>77089049
ah okay is he a student or?
assume his family lives in taiwan
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just used the pressure washer for the first time lads

I finally understand what drove Caesar, Putin, Kim-Jong Un, Ghengis Khan.

Power.

*removes moss and grime on decking with short, controlled sweeps*
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>>77088993

FONT
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>>77089086
Yes he lives in London, family owns a lot of a land back in taiwan

>>77089047
oriental
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>>77089034
You mean facially? I think a person can look American. I reckon you'd guess pic related (a mixture of lots of white American faces, refined into one face) was American.
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>decking
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>>77089090
good post
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>>77088990

Death to benders (unless they're cute)
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>I unironically broke up with my gf when I found out she was against gays having public displays of affection and thinking men are naturally more intelligent than women so politicians should all just be men.

That's how much I care about civil liberties lids.
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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>>77089108
>family owns a lot of a land back in taiwan
gold digging whore
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>>77089131
Still have her number?
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>>77089131
dont give a shit
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>>77089162
No I ritualistically burned my phone.
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>>77089182
Sounds like she had a lucky escape.
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>>77089118
what do germans look like?
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me punishing some runts

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f4b_1395251720
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>>77089182
prime madonna
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>>77089131
good lad
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>>77089171
Bit of a wasted read for you then wasn't it?
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>>77089194
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can't imagine caring about gay people either way desu
they can crack on, it's pretty easy to ignore
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>>77089018
No, its not quite the same. Women wear smart casual outfits, while men are at the higher standard of business casual.
I've seen female coworkers my age get away with leggings and a sweater, or a nice breezy summer dress. And there's not a chance in hell that an older partner at the firm (all men) are going to ridicule them about their outfit if they don't want to be put away and called a sexist.

And I don't get why people think its such a benefit to not have to 'pick out your outfit' by having to wear the same essential uniform every day. All you would do otherwise is learn maybe 3-5 combinations of outfits that you can switch between. Some are comfier when you feel like it, some are more formal for when you're meeting clients.
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>>77088865
brainlet
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why so fucking slow?
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>this is what americans see for most of the day
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>>77089336
>why so fucking slow?

lurkers
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>>77089351
*pulls your trousers down and runs away*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3syGoLbwcM
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>>77089336
The people with lives are still busy living them.
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>>77089336
people have jobs and lives
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>>77089257
Same. None of my business. Assuming they're both adults, and into it, I don't see how it's anybody else's business either.
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>this is what welshmen see for most of the day
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You may not like it turbo-rorkes, but this is what an optimal phenotype looks like.
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>>77089340
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>>77089378
>look at the videos
>they're all from Essex
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>>77089406
call an amblavance
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walked past my old primary school today

lots of black and middle eastern kids
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>>77089414
undereye hollows
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>>77089456
'e
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still creasing at this
https://youtu.be/IxSiA14OkVE
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is berlin a decent spot for a few days lads
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>>77089456
nonce twat
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>>77088502
Lovely slag here
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>laptop STILL hasn't arrived
48 hours to anywhere in the UK my fucking arse
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>>77089480
oi
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>>77089451
>his coalmine has an ambulance within a 40 mile radius
well hellooOOOO billionaire!
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>>77089478
yeah. was there as a kid. it's like a less pretentious New York with more relevant history
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>>77089507
post its specs la
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>>77089517
thailad mate did you ever find that lisickis day out webm
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business idea: specifically manufacture posts to bait people to reply with a variation on the word "nonce"
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>>77089507
juat means it's been sent in 48 hours since purchase la
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>>77089336
i am not slow
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>>77089544
I did but I'm not posting it, fuck off and never reply to me again
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eat the poor to feed the rich
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Remember when you found out that the Welsh literally call a microwave a "popty ping?" And a jellyfish is a "piss god wibbly wobbly." And a clothes iron is a "smoothio."

Fucking hilarious people.
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went grocery shopping with mummy today and she bought me some treats
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>>77089549
did that this morning and got about 8 (You)s
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>>77089582
wait is this the proxyrunt
listen you can take the piss out of alan but leave thainonce alone he contributes to brit
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Your regular reminder that the Daily Mail put the conviction of Jo Cox's terrorist murderer on page 29.
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>>77089505
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>>77089601
I think black people are called dindus
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watching some anime
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>>77089538
https://support.lenovo.com/gb/en/solutions/pd015734
4gb/i5-2540M/320gb hard drive.
second hand

>>77089551
it was sent off more than a week ago.
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Lewisham West and Peng
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>>77089668
>second hand
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hate it when a part of a song sounds similar to something you hear if your day to day life
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>ThinkPad T420
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The left hate Macron now

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/11/slur-africans-macron-radical-pretence-over?CMP=share_btn_tw
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>>77089724
the burden of the radical centrist is being misunderstood by all types of extremist
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>second hand

why yes I would absolutely love a keyboard covered in someone's spunk, bogies, snot and wotsits dust
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>>77089724
I've hated Macron since the day he was elected. I was for Le Pen.
Would unironically prefer even a third world war to his planned reforms of the French labour market.
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>>77089640
HE WAS GONNA LOSE HIS HOUSE TO AN IMMIGRANT

>>77089766
the french labour market is far too inflexible
people need jobs
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>>77089724
monsieur macron, you stand accised of wrongthink. how do you plead?
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Not sure if I should buy a VR-ready desktop or try to get a girlfriend
Which one pays off better in the long run
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The 'pad
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>>77089782
Labour market flexibility doesn't create jobs. France is going to be fucked vis-a-vis jobs unless it can disentangle itself from the Euro or get Germany to accept fiscal transfer inside the Eurozone.
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>>77089724
He's right, though. Still, I don't understand how he was elected. Macron just looks like such a slimey sleazy puppet I can't believe he was elected
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>he fell for the VR meme
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>>77089468
warped vantage that comes from being an amerifat
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>>77089825
kys you cuck
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I SAID;

the 'pad
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>>77089803
>prebuilt
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this guy is fucking weird. is it autism?
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>>77089854
>he has the bindi laptop
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ah i see the /g/pol discord is here
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>the "In fact, I am a virgin by choice" build
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how did the first humans realize you have to move the penis in and out of the vagina rather than just stick it in and leave it there like bread in the oven? always wondered
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>>77089721
wrong i have a t520
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Thoughts?just need a laptop to get me through the rest of uni for no more than this price. Desktop not an option
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>>77089942
they learnt it from their parents
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wish a woman would ask me for sex just so i could reject her and tell her i'm a virgin by choice

problem is the only girls that were ever likely to do that were either fat and not conventionally attractive (in which case i'd be sympathetic enough that i'd probably feel obligated to do it just for their self worth so that i'm not randomly haunted by guilt long after she's forgotten) and one really really drunk girl who'd fuck a lamp post if it could move.
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which do you do most of per day on average poos or wanks?
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>>77089942
nature takes over
you'd know that if you'd actually put your willy in a fanny mate
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>>77089942
are you... a bit dumb, touching your willy feels good
however humans were not even aware of heterosexual sex = children
just that something felt good
also why it's literally the jews and other religions that invented exclusive heterosexuality
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>be fat and ugly manlet
>decide to lose weight
>now I'm just an ugly manlet

hmm
well that was pointless
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>>77089942
Wasn't really a matter of thinking, they would have realized that the friction was what made it feel good man
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>>77090018
Me
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>>77090019
so why didn't they spend all day rubbing their dicks down with sandpaper
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>>77090040
because that doesnt feel good
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>>77089984
Why would a fat girl not count? You'd still get to pretend you're a virgin by choice.
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>>77090061
he said friction makes it feel good
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Never felt so rough in all my life lads

v unpleasant
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>>77089975
>getting a prebuilt laptop
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>>77090083
am i talking to a computer? you have the relevant context for this conversation don't you? (a penis)
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>>77089997
we have a player over here
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I cheered when Khan was elected
I love the diverse EU
Bring in Pret workers from Poland
So I'll sit there and discuss Corfu
But when I have to pay a good wage
Don't dare look at me to help you
So love me, love me, love me, i'm a Londoner
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>>77090074
because i can hardly say i'm a virgin with choice if i have sex with a fat girl to avoid feeling guilty for potentially hurting her feelings.

a fat ugly girl with a lot of self confidence or whatever, sure, she'd be told in no uncertain terms to fuck off, but i'm actually thinking of someone specific and she wasn't.
>>
miss the days of buying a big bag of ganj and going on a road trip with the bots
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this bangs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM7lw0Ovzq0
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>>77089846
amerifat pls
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>>77090009
or a bit not being very serious maybe retard
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having a listen
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>>77090150
But what's the allure of rejecting a girl? Is there hate in your heart? Do you need to 'get' women back for all your rejections?
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>it's another i'm a yank posting in /brit/ as if i'm if i'm british episode
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need to put my willy in a girls vagina RIGHT NOW
>>
absolutely no way is trump getting re elected after this trump jnr scandal

suck on that right tards
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>>77089995
depends where im at and what im doing
fapping is more boredom and shitting is constant so if im real bored ill wank more than poo
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Th' screenspace usage
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>>77090275
yaasss how will drumpf literally ever recover
>>
>>77090231
I genuinely don't think I want to have sex. I just want to confirm that to myself. It's all well and good saying "I just don't want it" when it's not on offer. It's another thing all together when you're drunk off your arse, someone's already rubbing themselves on you and it's more than 24 hours since your last wank.

That a woman has to actually possibly feel rejected in the process is a downside, not an advantage.
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>>77090300
fuck off /pol/
>>
caterwauling
>>
is it gayposting time yet
>>
>>77090311
fuck off reddit
>>
>>77089201
Fucking hell. Who are the perpetrators? Can't decipher the absolute gibberish that is the video description
>>
need steroid cream for my phimotic penis RIGHT NOW
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>>77090316
>londoners WILL defend this
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>>77090316
where do working class people in london even live anymore
>>
>>77090295
no idea what I'm looking at nor do I care enough to google
>>
YUZU!?
>>
>>77090316
agree with this. loved berlin. very young laid back atmosphere
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>>77090376
essex
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>>77090316
kek
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>>77090316
the SHART
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>>77090376
8 man flat shares
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>>77090301
Right, but if you're not sure that you really don't want sex. Wouldn't that mean you do, but are trying not to so you can cope with it?

But if sex is offered to you then there's no need to act like you don't want it any more.
>>
fucking HATE women simple as
>>
*puts yanks in the bin*
>>
HATE fucking women simple as
>>
dublin out here pricing itself as if it's a magnificent world capital like london or paris i am screeching
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lol I guess Andy Murray is Scottish then

*a roar of laughter goes up*
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why are irish such racist cunts?
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adults with rabbits or other small house pets are weird

much worse than single ladies over 30 with cats and other eccentrics
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>>77090469
come on tim xD
>>
the only people who live in london are: MPs, pakis and mentally ill yuppies who haven't had their mental breakdown yet
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>>77090469
*offers you a spot at the apollo*
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>>77090470
African Americans should NOT go to Cork if they dont want to be called boy
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>>77090422
I am sure I don't want sex, it's just not yet been tested by actually having it offered. (And so is indistinguishable from a coping mechanism to a third party.)
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>>77088972
Good fetish
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>>77090508
wrong
t. mentally ill yuppie who had his mental breakdown in 2015 and still lives in london
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a 6/10 kept looking at me today lads
it was awkward
didn't know how to handle the situation
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>>77090445
Can't believe you'd do that to your 328th removed cousin. He wore green on St Paddies, he didn't let the side down. He didn't draw comparisons about both Ireland and America fighting the British Crown, no he did his duty and lived up to the stereotype that is getting totally sloshed around shamrocks and all that good shit.

For shame...
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>>77090508
you forgot the 5 million illegal albanians living 50 people in a semi detached 3 bedroom house
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>wearing green on st paddies day and not orange
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>>77090252
nought any wrong showing loyal support to Her Majesty The Queen, unless you're a p*ddy
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want to move to one of the east europe countries that is right on the border with rich central europe.

First choice: Green
Second choice: Blue
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This guy beat Djokovic (then, also rank #1) last year at Wimbledon too.

How does he do it at such a low world rank? Is his play style really unnerving for them?
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>>77090548
punching a bit above your weight ey aha wahey!
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gonna make some pasta bye
make good posts
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Any Lancashire lads in today?
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unironically can't imagine not living in london

seriously, what the fuck do you even do in a shitty post industrial northern hellhole? absolutely grim and full of mutants
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>>77090604
estonia
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was on the bus earlier and these girls sat in front of me with loads of victoria's secret bags, they kept getting their new underwear out and showing them to each other

they were 17 at most
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>>77090651
>what the fuck do you even do in a shitty post industrial northern hellhole
I work in a gay bar
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>>77090604
czechia
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gf just made this
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>>77090672
ogre

gonna go ER any day now tbqhwyf
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>czechia
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twitch gf appears to have developed hairy armpits
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>>77090672
'nce
>>
Imagine watching people play video games when you could play them yourself, or even better, go outside and enjoy the fresh air and sunlight
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>>77090672
'e
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>>77090672
You just know the high school Chad on the rugby team will be enjoying those later haha
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>>77088331
>>77088331
>>77088331
>>77088331
New
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>>77090621
first of all i'm a solid 8/10
would be a 9/10 if i put effort into my appearance
i'm just a retarded aspie with no social skills and severe social anxiety
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>>77090765
Cross dressing to break free of his macho charade that is being in the rugby team?
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>>77089803
desktop
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>>77088924
I see you are a man of culture as well.
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