/cum/ Cambodia Uganda Macedonia

3 is the thinking man's thot

take the 5 pill and see how far the pussy hole goes

Arkansas-anon is gay

>>77079038
Yeah he has a boyfriend, it's qt

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I made a bad investment in runscape and now my entire gp stash is tied up in runes
>>77079038
his name is congay

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me as the frog

denmark as the wojak

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It's 3:233am

Let's post anime

Spent the last 45 minutes writing out what I'm going to say to my psychologist so i don't forget the things I really want to say as I often seem to do
Too bad I won't see her for at least a month, and this shit might not be relevant by then

>tfw i imagine myself working as a veterinarian but being an engineer seems more logical

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The world is full of thots

>>77079221
you can rehearse by telling me if you're nervous

>>77078948
1. ew
2. ew
3. ew
4. ew
5. ew

>>77078948
2 and 5 seem qt.

The life of a semi-ironic homosexual is a wild one.

>>77078948
all women are just dumb pieces of meat and are only useful for satisfying men and being used as cumdumpsters

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>>77079526
Correct

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BABBALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>77079618
>77079738
>77079759
>>77079772
>>77079782

lmao

>>77078948
Christ, what a weak selection.
None, thanks.

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sometimes I think

>>77079864
wtf me too

>>77079887
great minds think alike

>What is funny for you?
>What is funny to you?
What is the fucking difference? Can I use both?

>>77078948
>not choosing 5
are you niggas blind or retarded

I'm a genius.

I would go on Jeopardy and win thousands of dollars, but I'm too shy.

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>>77079844
I'm posting thots, not pageant beauties

I also have a big dick.

I would tell girls I'm packing 8 inches, but I'm too shy.

>Made latvia laugh
>still no (You) for me

Wooooow

>>77079917
essentially the same

>>77079782
My neighbour was babloo

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Dipped chocolate bar in chocolate powder and eating

the dixie general is cringe

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Es cīnījos un gāju mirt, Nu nāku laukā no nāves nirt

>>77079038
How do you know

>>77081245
He is him in disguise

*doesn't know what you just said but will take it as an insult*

>>77079460
>>77079928
Good taste.

77080302
Metapost
hashtagteenager
hashtagwew

the early anon catches the gf

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Strike one, lettland.

>77081494

I fought and went to die, now I've come to emerge from death

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struck ur mum last night lol

>>77081509
it's 3 a.m.

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>mum

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>bf said he loves me
wtf did he mean by this

just told my gf i loved her
hope she understands

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>love
It means you're a hyper-faggot/turbo-pussy
laffin @ ur life

>danes
>having girlfriends

ummm no sweety, i thought you meant to say boyfriend

>>77081589
kek

>>77081756
Fuck u

Step up nibba

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i do have a gf
her name is latvia

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77081882
>spacing
Er, my mistake
*gigafaggot

Umm, don't be such a cunt sweaty :))))

Gonna go to sleep now

>>77082076
Good night.

aint gay, gay

>>77081499
if 4th had pantyhose you would be drooling over her too

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I'm literally the Hank Hill of this thread.

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pew pew
e
w

p
e
w

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>pew pew
r e d d i t
e
d
d
i
t

>>77082124
Touché.

sgurd is the one I don't like
im afraid of him ive got to forget

Should I watch natural born killera or is it a meme

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I was just on /pol/. Those guys are in the ostrich hole pretty deep.

How fucked is Trump?

>tfw at college orientation
>kissless virgin throughout HS
>Decide, fuck it, I'm gonna try and be as much of a social butterfly as I can in college
>Nonstop try to talk to grills all night, slowly get better at it
>End of night I am talking to three grills, from different groups, and the follow me around a bit
>Forget to ask for Snapchat/#s
>Tfw at least my roommate is a qt gey guy

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>My father will send me money to buy coca cola one day before my birthday
>We haven't messaged each other in months
Wonder what having a father figure feels like

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just woke up

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Why is putting on a condom so hard
For the life of me I cant figure it out

why do you think that you're ever going to happen

Post teen angst
https://youtu.be/r0U0AlLVqpk

>>77083569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taTWr1Z0_9I

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found denmarks pic lol

>>77083889
Haha he looks funny xD

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lol

>>77078948
where the fuck did you get that picture of my cousin?

White men should be castrated and white women should be forced to have mullato babies with black men

/cum/ pixelcanvas spot when?

drunk

Not a very good thread so far

>>77087005
Stfu fgt

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bed time

got banned from /pol again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2oaNa6fBG4

Canadian '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''culture''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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whats the key to getting a stomach like this

this movie might be too edgy for me

>>77085343
From /pol/

>>77087786
lippo and implants

>>77087993
How do I naturally obtain it

>>77088199
depending on your tummy, either one or more bottles of concealer and a good artists to work on you

Only 2 weeks left on my current ban. When I get out I'm gonna go straight this Time

>>77078948

3 5 2 4 1

>>77079280
1 2 3

>>77078948
1. Is the patrician choice because she only does anal because she's saving herself for marriage

Every one of those females looks disgusting.

t. bifag

>>77082819
Not fucked because Americans are too fucking lazy to do anything. They'll bitch and bitch, but nothing's going to happen to the Trumps. Hell, get ready for the FCC taking down sites such as 4chan. The world's fucked.

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>german women

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https://youtu.be/eQcvlyjcaPM

never knew guinea pigs were so CUTE

>>77079439
not enough poo?

>>77078948
>thot
unironically neck yourself

>>77089078
>Canadian
The joke ends there

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/cum/s best poster is now here

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my gf's anniversary gift

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>>77089274
I've been here for a while

>>77089274
hello

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my name is velcro boxershorts and I encourage violence against women

this universe is so beautiful buds, so thankful for everything

I'm thankful for nothing

I've got a job interview at 1 and I'm already feeling sick. How do you overcome nervousness?

>>77089673
use the fuck it adjustment

just say fuck it and go with it

Anime and feet both are gay

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>>77087786
Your stomach is inside your body, retard. That's the navel.

Hate sjw cuckolds

Mums bija jāmirst, lai dzīvotu simti.
Nebija lemts toreiz Latvijai zelt.
Un pēc kariem, kas palikāt dzīvi,
Būs no jauna jums Latviju celt!

>>77088676
not fucked because the email contained to incriminating information

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why am i getting charged 140 dollars for an ambulance ride when im a student with no income? i fucking hate the government so much REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77090440
wtf i thought canada had free healthcare ??

>>77090440
le healthcare meme

>>77090440
Would have cost me $0

Canacucks on kekicide watch

>>77090478
each province has their own health insurance company and it doesnt cover dental, drugs, vision and also ambulance rides i just found out
>>77090562
t. mommys insurance

decided to only get medical care from free market libertarians.
it's cheaper and better service
https://surgerycenterok.com/

it's only 45 dollars in ontario.

i think it's a slightly new law that you have to pay for it. i remember my sister having an alergic reaction and now paying for it.

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>>77090645
*not paying

>>77090645
>>77090678
our liberals are not like wynne. theyre just a centrist party with their fingers in all kinds of corruption

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>>77090708
don't say words that make me upset like wynne

>>77090742
gonna move to toronto when mommy wynne implements UBI in ontario

>>77090794
it's only being tested in 3 cities (2 of which are handouts to muh aboriginals).

it's not happening.

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>>77090831
>it's not happening.
wanna be my room mate when it does?

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>>77090916
umm no sweetie.

ill have a gf next year, ill be busy fugging her everyday.

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Got a package

>>77091009
fine ill just move in with toronto-anon

B^U

>>77091027
repost*

>>77091027
>black hand

WTF

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i love me some pop culture

>tfw voted trump
>tfw now have Latina gf

Hehe

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how hard is it to move to canada?

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girls (and conway) love my hot bod, ama.

sup /cum/ sluts
>>77091251
>cute (14).png
glad youre rebuilding bud
>>77091235
thanks for ruining america

>>77091251
extremely difficult unless you have leaf family or a job offer here

who /faggot fuck/ here?

l-l-l-l-like a lollipop

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>>77091281
I have given up on many things but this will not be one of them

>>77091296
will you be my family

>>77091352
id have to marry you. unless youre a cute grill the answer is no

>>77091312

This is me but without the tears in the final pic

>he hasnt given up all hope yet

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im going to be shagging pretty nerd girls

how could you not have hope

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>>77091383
I'm on my way
the urge to cry at random has been poking it's head in again

>>77091383
Pretty close, desu.
>>77091296
What if some serious shit happens like the US goes to war at home, yellowstone erupts, or something else?

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cant wait for the world socialist government. im sure ambulance rides will be free then

>>77091277
why don't you have a gf?

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>tfw I'll never be American

NĀVI KOMUNISTIEM

CĪNIES PRET SARKANO MĒRI

>>77091451

dont know this feel

>>77091451
But you have American flag

>>77091414
ambulance rides won't cost anything when there's no people to ride in them
>thinkingnegro.bmp

>>77091438
why would you think i would?

idk, i wasn't getting out and doing stuff i guess.

>>77091405
>What if some serious shit happens like the US goes to war at home, yellowstone erupts, or something else?
ill be on the 45th parallel, shooting american rapefugees

>>77091493
you're a stupid european not a real american

>>77091508
what about american whitefugees?

>>77091547
yanks are obnoxious and an influx of millions of them would irreparably shift the cultural framework of quebec. i would literally rather die than see quebec become an american colony

>implying all of Canada hasnt already been YANKd

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Hello, lads. Who here enjoys a nice meal of spaghetti?

>>77091600
>quebec
I'm pretty sure most UStards know that quebec is a steaming pile of shit and to stay as far away as possible.

>>77091625
good
>>77091616
anglo canadians are simply loyalist yanks

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>>77091600
>Quebec

>>77091616
This

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ya sure dont resond to me lol i dont even care

>>77091621
Who doesn't? Pasta is great.

>>77091616
quick, give me one fundamental way Canada is actually different from the USA.
>spoiler: We are their Russia and they are our Ukraine.

But our Ukraine is full of Chinese :(

>>77091621
I like spaghetti

>>77091692

still monarchial cucks, and have a moose infestation

>>77091685
>>77091702
You should've told me before, I didn't cook enough for all of us.

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I really dislike Indian people. If there are any Pajeets here I'm gonna punch you.

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>>77091692
>be 5% east asian
>constantly called out by nation that is literally 15% black, 20% chi and 5% asian

>>77091787
Shut the fuck up Chang

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>monarchy is bad

>>77091803
there are almost no asians in my city. its like a typical north american city with your historical chinatown and a gaggles of skinny chinese students/tourists

not like vancouver at all

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>God save the queen

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>american travelers

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>>77091621
me

>>77091507
i wouldn't. just wanted to remind yo
;^)

>>77091027
Nigger

>>77091787
Just be glad they aren't black.

besides, we like Alberta.

post anime get the hand today

>>77091961
alberta is our worst province

take it from us while trudeau is sleeping please

>>77091893
Nice.

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don't be like that ill meet a girl...

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>>77091982

hillary accepted millions of dollars from saudi arabia and qatar yet liberals hand waved it like it was nothing.

>>77092033
*snaps your neck like a dry twig*

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>>77091984
>giving us the Green light for more oil
well...if you say so.

>>77092018
>v^><v>v^<>wanting females

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>>77092065

i have a wood katana

>>77092131
that's what they call my willy

>>77092131
bokken?

>>77091984
everywhere is your worst province.
you have no freedom in CA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

I have a meat katana

norway is actually a high quality poster for a foreigner. wish everyone else made such efforts when visiting other generals
>>77092166
>muh freedom

this loosely translates to being able to purchase AR-15s at walmart with only your drivers license and then being free to use said arms on civilians that trespass your property

>>77092166
>bokken

yeah i think thats how they are called

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i feel great right now.

>>77092265
T. Neet

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I want out of the neet life

>>77092214
walmart doesn't sell AR15s. nice try

>>77092302
t. phone posting subhuman

aye niggas. what you think about bloated gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C3JTjgsBYA

tfw no qt canadian bf

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2 hours until I have my medical marijuana card

*takes hit from inhaler and does calisthenics at home*

on the road to greatness buds

what is an ohiano

>>77092492
a CHI from ohio

>>77092452
why do you like marijuana?
to me it just impairs motor functions and mental faculties

>>77092469
Fucking junkie

>>77092515
dont tell momma but i inject straight thc after my workouts

>>77092508
Generally I have a very small amount, maybe .2g maximum, and it really helps with anxiety and obsessive traits desu
With some strains it makes my anxiety worse, I need to smoke indica strains for the good benefits.

Are you a seat sniffer?

>>77092571
interesting. thanks for sharing that with me

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I love anime belly navels

New JBP lecture, buds.
time to give it a listen

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Tell me about your gun shops. How easy is it to buy a gun? How available are they? Who can buy? Can you buy any gun/rifle you want? Pic related, soft gun. Can't really buy anything else. Perhaps a glock if you're a member of a shooting club, and hunting rifles.

>>77092772
Should be relatively easy as long as you can pass a background check (no history of drug abuse, criminal charges, etc).

>>77092834
Tell me more please.

>>77092772
there are gun shops in montreal but you need a PAL to purchase rifles in canada. an RPAL (restricted) is a further license to buy things like ARs and pistols, which have strict mag limits

when i move out im gonna buy a 10/22

i am a big big fan of the BEEBLABOOO canadian poster

>>77092772
In Alabama, i can get an expedited background check (bgc) because i went through a 30 day process to get my concealed carry permit.
i can order guns online, but they have to be shipped to a licensed and fee'd FFL, and then i have to pay a transfer fee and still go through my expedited bgc.
to buy any gun, you need to fill out this obnoxious form. making an error on this form is perjury, but shops don't like going through that, so they usually just have you fill it out properly later.
Availability is dependent on manufacturing quantity, or import restrictions.
automatic firearms are purchasable, but only if they were manufactured before 1986.
I can buy most anything i want

>>77092911
10/22 is a meme.
it's ergonomics are dookie, and the trigger is worse.
get a cz, if you can.
of course you can buy a better trigger and stock, but that'd inflate your price by more than 100%

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how to train with short people

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wew i was just looking at this>>77092986

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>>77092736
I love 3D belly navels on girls who are mostly average or skinnier (or at least, appear so), but have a bit of a pot belly.

>>77092772
Apparently there is a shitload of old nazi k98s sitting up there in Norway, I guess they are being sold for the equivalent of like $100. You would make a fortune if you could get them here.

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cop or nah

>>77092997
I was thinking of their .22lr rifles, but that'll do as well
>5 round mags
gross

>>77093025
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karabiner_98k
These?
I wonder where they are if they are in Norway. I guess the military own them.

>>77093043
im pretty sure its just pinned lol. fire on private property, and fire in bursts of 5 rounds and the rcmp will never be the wiser

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i love women

still cant figure out how to put on a condom

>>77093083
Yeah that's them. I think they may have been re chambered to .30-06 though. The military may own them some norwegian guy was talking about them on /k/ once

>>77092919
i am too

*sharts*

>>77093251
I see. So you guys can't buy anything manufactured after 1986?

how do we kill the Trap genre

*also sharts*

>>77093232
practice on a banana

>>77093304
There was a ban on the import of foreign guns in some cases I think may have been a 1986 or there about. There is discussion of that being lifted for certain collectable guns. Which would be cool i guess. Would devalue my k98s though

Why do americans like to shit?

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>>77093325
you can't

>>77093441
Who doesn't like to shit?

>>77093455

I meant the music genre

though traps are gay and should be exterminated

>>77093392
i can do it with a banana but not my dick
its too sensitive

>>77093036
>10 round magazine
>2k
Nah

>>77093268
do you think hed give me an autograp?

>>77093427
Post your collection please

>>77093441
losing weight

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>>77093542
I'm at work right now but I have this one picture on my phone, from when I went shooting last month.

K98, m1 garand and a ag42

>>77093619
I see. What do you work with, just curious.

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it was a good sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COVt9ewNoek

>>77093705
Low level management at a general labor sort of job

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>have super high energy day
>get things done that I've had on the whiteboard for months
>sit down in computer chair
>IMMEDIATELY procrastinate for the rest of the day

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Oh and I have a new neighbor who is a legit african and doesn't speak english only some boo bop bee da language

I want to make tea out of all their stockings and socks and then drink it

cant find my basketball pump

>>77091027
GIVE IT BACK

>>77093530
if you ask nicely im sure he would

do dick pumps work

considering putting my dick in crazy

>dream i finally have a gf
>she goes to suck my wiener
>looks back at me funny
>ask her if its stinky
>she nods yes
>go to the shower and clean it really hard
>come back and she sucks my weewee

>>77094420
nice

since we arent having any proper conversation, I'm just gonna go wack it or something

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>>77094420
your brain could imagine anything and this is what it came up with

>>77094464
to what

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doin a chew

>>77094464
don't wank to porn

>>77094528

enjoy your jaw cancer

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>>77094564
my jaw is shit anyhow

legalizing weed was a mistake

>>77094651
that is the least of our worries

>>77094686
still a mistake

>>77078948
>not a single one of them is barefoot

do americans really do this?

>>77094798
yes you stupid red coat now fuck off back to /shit/

>>77078948
1 best girl

>>77094798
>>77094834
Didn't notice until now, what's the problem with that picture? Here in Norway people tend to wear socks when they are indoor. But as I understand, americans have shoes on inside. Hmm.

>>77094896
are you feeling alright today denmark???

>>77094798
>>77094896
People wear whatever they want indoors becuase this is a free country you fucking commies

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>>77094946
Oh great, now you made me cry - are you happy now?

>>77094966
But don't you worry about the shit on their shoes?

>>77079864
wow. that really made me think

>>77094651
why?

>>77095014
Is it common for there to be shit all over the sidewalks where you live?

>>77095014
most people take their shoes off indoors here. unless you are a piece of garbage

>>77095053
its degenerate

>>77095077
Good. So it's mostly a meme. And where did the meme about shoes in the fridge and freezer start?

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My new graphics card arrives tomorrow!

>>77095166
I agree to this. That said, never really seen anyone smoking weed.

>>77095186
>So it's mostly a meme
It's a stereotype that stems from the revolutionary war when men would wear their boots to sleep so they could get up and fight the british at a minutes notice. They were called 'minute men'.

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>haven't hand written anything besides short sentences in years
>go to fill out a survey
>my writing is a jumbled mess of cursive and non-cursive letters

SHIT IM A RETARD NOW

>>77095231
Liar

>>77095479

New

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listening to lofi hip hop

>>77095495
rec me some artists senpai

>>77095192
nice :)

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if i crack one day and go on a killing spree i know who's going first