/brit/

GOOD NIGHT YA MORONS

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wish i dated someone with freckles in my life

Imagine being irish

IT IS OLD BUT IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND ITS COLOURS THEY ARE FINE

have freckles

Irish people are subhumans

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ONE VISION
ONE PURPOSE

PEACE THROUGH POWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6UgLmwydY

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Strung the FUCC out rn haha

is your man in?

>>77076716
how many?

>>77076696
me too but of the female variant

>>77076723
no but my nan is in

>>77076722
rip hairline

thai chicANO

Anyone here fancy a game of chess with yours truly?

https://lichess.org/eov7oc8O

White is GDI and Black is NOD

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https://twitter.com/Phonycian/status/883150882505994241

reminder that england's military zenith was under a republic

>In 1951, a French village suddenly became plagued with hallucinations and mass insanity. For decades, it was assumed that local bread had been poisoned with psychedelic mold, however, it has recently been discovered that instead, the CIA had contaminated the village’s food with LSD.

banter

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Girl I matched with ages ago got married to a marine recently and wants to fucc lol

Gonna bang a marines wife

>>77076728
countless

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>>77076750
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

your father should have shot you onto the bedsheets, you gormless wankstains

>>77076749
>greenland is black
hmm

NEED a lord protector

>>77076771
they're definitely not white. they're eskimos

I truly am the best

>>77076761
hate harlots
hate jacksonville too

>>77076797
fuck OFF charles

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>>77076781
>eskimos are black
hmmmmMMMmmMMMMMmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmm

>>77076749
point is if it's not white it's not right simple as

>>77076799
Hate marines more

>>77076812
never said they were

the ancient eskimos were black

Hahahahahaha

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>>77076811
*BURSTS INTO HOUSE OF COMMONS*

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Leave the Papists to me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zd8XWctW6Q

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>>77076837

Got a college interview today, wish me luck senpai

HOL' UP *squats into mammoth dung*

77076860
I really like those russian paintings

cromwell was ok
shame the levellers didn't take power though

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>>77076871
good luck
t. senpai

>>77076871
hope you fail underage cunt

>>77076871
underage

>>77076749
>phonycian
I am in agony

unironically just turned 18

Hate arrogant students

Ever look at a schoolgirl and think "damn she'll be for when she's older"?

>>77076871
fuck off future arrogant student

>>77076907
reported to the queen

>>77076907
'

England would've turned out much better had Cromwell's regime survived

>>77076907
janny's on his way to arrest you, nonce twat

>>77076907
all the time

schoolboys too, even better

>>77076931
America would still be part of the empire probably

reckon nonces should get the electric chair for their noncery

>>77076907
Ah thailad is back in the isles visiting family I see

>>77076957
>advocating the death penalty

foy

>>77076907
only once and I was correct

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>>77076907

>>77076964
leftypol

was doing a random roommate thing for uni dorms and got paired with some fucking indian
not happy at all. I know he's going to fucking smell like shit like all indians do
why does this have to happen to me

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You have intruded upon and violated the territory of the great People's Republic of East Asia.

Cease and desist your activities at once.

https://lichess.org/rNBKIkpa

*falsely accuses you of noncery*
*ruins your life*
Heh

>>77076907
telling on u

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>>77076931

>>77076931
love are crommy

*applies rogaine*
more images of brendan pls theyre so funny

made a thread with the thinking monkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjqR7OOPNmQ

choon

>>77076837

WE WUZ SNOWNIGGERS

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23 minutes til toil begins

>>77076981
>https://lichess.org/rNBKIkpa
I challenge your authority. Whoever wins this game must cede this territory over to the victor!

>>77077035
You don't get a holiday on the Glorious Twelfth?

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>>77077035

>>77077021
I like

I give you this

https://youtu.be/ZhN0RRlLhDg?t=14

just stood on a slug lads

dont have anything else to throw up

goodnight cretins

>>77077071
fucking soulless bastard

>>77077021
this tune used to play on bbc radio when i was a kid.
my granny would listen to it every night.

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after consulting with the shareholders mr. noseberg decided to dispense with the canaries as a precaution in the mineshaft as a costcutting measure yesterday, I implored him not to but he said if the unions got involved he would fire every last one of us and bring in the rasheeds

six of the lads were killed this morning after an undetectable increase in carbon monoxide, mr. noseberg said the families could have the leftover canaries as compensation and warned us not to inform the press or he'll have us shot for insubordination

>>77077104
completely absurd but enjoyable post

bf made me a tea
hope i can stomach it

>>77077104
exhaled softly at this post

>>77077116
>>77077128
reddit

>>77077056

Nah thing is those lazy buggers up there get st patricks day too

>>77077104
Absolutely within the bounds of possibility

IM SO FUCVKIUBGNG CODL ARRRR

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r8 the midnight snack

>>77077155
reddit

any niggers here

>>77077170
just threw up in my mouth

>>77077173
don't know what happy prime day implies

>>77077177
hello

>>77077173
Wouldn't even be surprised, as grim as that is.

>>77077187
Amazon Prime. It's a sale or something.

>>77077191
>>77077177
hello nigger

>>77077077
underrated get

>>77077200
>>77077191
>>77077177
ah yes, casual racism

the tolerant right everyone

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redpill t b h

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>alri?

what do you say back?

>>77077218
thanks

>>77077173
creeping sharia

>>77077196
Americans worship corporations haha

gday

find a decent leftypol post is like looking for a nigger in a woodpile

hello im here for the job interview

its just a formality right? im brown so you hired me the moment you called back haha x

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>>77077245
>>77077252
>>77077260

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do NOT consider myself straight for liking this tranny

big fan of potatoes

>>77077306
are you the pope?

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Can someone tell me about Newcastle?

I have an opportunity to do a year at University of Northumbria at Newcastle. Is it a decent area/uni? Hard to get an honest opinion from anyone. Plus, I don't know shit about the UK.

>>77077218
either alri or "yeah, you?"

aussie time is about the only time this place is bearable
which is weird because, get this, it's also the same time that the nonce is about and i wonder if there is a correlation there
just a casual observation, nothing to fret about

remember that black metal lad who killed a bender in the woods? would like to be like him some day

>>77077315
The city centre is still nice in Newcastle although it's taken a turn downward recently.
A lot of nightlife if that's your thing.
Also the cost of living is rock bottom so we get a lot of southern students up here.
I don't know a great deal about universities but I believe Northumbria is an ex-polytechnic.

>>77077327
Will Corbyn win?

>>77077333
/brit/ during british hours is too fast for my liking and turns into an unironic slugfest between radical centrists pretending to be rorkes and leftypol discord

The Irish language should replace English on the entire island.

>>77077399
delet this

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmudiyah_rape_and_killings

>Muslim girls get raped
>kidnap two Americans from the same brigade and execute them horribly as punishment

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

>Western girls get raped
>cover it up, call anyone talking about it racist, keep preaching love and diversity

State of us t b h

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Need a Japanese coworker

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>>77077347

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wouldn't mind joining the navy and sailing the seven seas with a wench on either arm

>>77077418
how's the taxpayers holiday going mr. macdonald?

>>77077404
>wanting us to emulate third world behaviour

>>77077415
Can someone make a version of this for the London bracket who think they're the net taxpayers when they aren't

>>77077418
FUCK OFF NORTHERN LEECH

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>>77077441
if you're angry enough you should record a response to this http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ST1OhSrLm

>>77077170
100s and thousands or fuck off

>>77077170
great way to get a yeast infection as well as swallow a nickel deposit

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>these are the people calling you a degenerate

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>>77077170
here's how you do it right

>>77077522
too much 'mite m80

>>77077346

What does ex-polytech mean in the UK?

I'm reading up on this post-1992 uni thing right now.

>>77077538
is it pronounced "vee-guh-myte" or "veh-juh-mite"?

>>77077541
they used to be technical colleges for vocational courses (i.e. welding or such.) thrown up in the 60s iirc, as opposed to being "real" universities with an ancient history.

>>77077558
ved-gee-mite

>>77077558
veh gee mite you yank mong

>>77077558
vegmite

>>77077584
>>77077578
Thanks good close friends
>>77077585
Fuck right off yank

>>>/r9k/38316812

>>77077571
Ah okay. Yeah Princess Square looks like a nice place.

I'm not gonna get religion-of-peace'd in Newcastle, am I?

been emailing a 51 year old jap housewife for a while now and she always requests pictures. think she might be a nonce

Do Londoners really think the country would collapse without them? They were more povvo than Brum well until the late 70s

who /f.lux/ here?

>>77077651
uhh NO sweaty
>iris mini master race reporting in

>>77077651
use it but I often end up turning it off so it kind of misses the point

>>77077657
who are you quoting?

>>77077628
the country is literally run to baby londoners.

>>77077657
pitiful post
mediocre yank post

>>77077628
alri jez

need a foot rub

reckon there should be an exchange program between wales and new south wales

>>77077315
also what are y'all doing up so early? It's 8am in London.

>>77077651
swear by it

sitting in a pitch black room with it on ember at this very second

>>77077710
me in the back (the black)

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landor was the best British Airways paintscheme

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>>77077651
>>77077719
>not using darkroom mode

grim

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You arrive in Corby.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corby_(crater)

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>>77077719
ember makes it hard for me interpret colours well
dim incandescent is my jam

>>77076907
how young do you usually do it?

It's dinner time. We're hearin' grace from your mother.
I pull a 40 out and pull some for your little brother.
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya this,
You know for only 13 she got some big tits!

>>77077733
hello nigger

>Gordon Ramsay Absolutely DECONSTRUCTS THROUGH RADIOACTIVE FISSION A Primadonna Pizza Chef (MUST See) !!

>>77077773
*pre-madonna

>>77077747
>doesn't show up in screenshots

very interesting

vietnonce you about? would you recommend hanoi or da nang? going to be in country for about 8 days at the start of august

any trans man in

>>77077756
Incandescent or 27,000 Lumens but nothing below for optimal non-blue light coding

might become one of those homosexuals who sleeps with a high school lad despite being 27

We have to bring an END to the sex tourism that is plaguing the SEAsian countries and put aside the rhetrick.

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might become one of those people who wins 4 elections despite having alzheimer's

read the gf's mind last night

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>receive a superlike on tinder
>get excited and message her

>>77077611
newcastle is generally very safe although try to get accom somewhere other than jesmond as it's so full of foreign students it's like a model UN meeting
your average yank can literally live like a king anywhere in newc so it shouldn't be hard

what could possibly be the real reason behind why so many british men have homosexual tendencies or are outright homo?

the number is startling, it seems like 1/3 is a realistic number

>>77077811
>faggots are also nonces
real shocker

>>77077844
was she thinking about my willy

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>Ryanair boss: ‘No flights’ between UK and EU after Brexit
povvo rorke scum btfo

>>77077852
got a kekkle outta this

>>77077866
>going on holiday to the EU
who's the real povvo here

nothing noncey about sleeping with a 17 or 18 yo, prime age for lads, especially since they're all 6'+ now

could heem every single snivelling little runt here at the exact same time

trying to wank but no luck
fucking sertraline

>>77077852
>>77077886
samefag
wasn't funny

>>77077861
british men are honestly gay as fuck if you think about it

>constantly kissing each other 'for a laugh'
>play soccer
>listen to shit like ed sheeran
>only way they ever interact with women is if they're drunk
>and to top it off they're drunk off sugary fruit cider

wait don't heem me yet, let me cum some more in your mum's soddyy vagina

hate smartphones for ruining photo opportunities

>>77077864
possibly, I'm long-sighted so I have trouble reading things that small

need an asian girl to sit on my cock lads

>>77077852
>>77077886
>>77077912
>>77077929
alllll me

I just ate so much all you can eat English breakfast I was sick

>>77077710
me in the back (white) wondering why I dont have an athletic gf

>>77077913
someone's a wet blanket

>>77077937
set you up for that one and it still took you an age to get to it
bit disappointing really mate

>>77077945
ate three packets of pizza shapes today because the entire deal was $6

>>77077939
hi

>>77077939
iktf. best part of having an asian friend is that i can watch asian porn and pretend it's her. i've found that searching corresponding images really helps my fantasties desu

*snivels*

>>77077945
>>77077955
fat CUNTS

kind of wish i was asian but know if i was asian i'd just wish to be a different kind of asian or white.

>>77077955
Christ, didn't you feel ill after the 2nd?

>>77077952
I'm at work

been working out everyday for the past 120 hours and yet to see any results

>>77077983
would gladly eat another 3

>>77078001
your muscles grow during rest, not work

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>>77077912
not quite

regret hiding fizzy cola bottles under my foreskin to sneak them into work

love being rich

could literally have my private army break into you home in the middle of the night and murder you in front of your family and wouldn't even break a sweat

>>77077987
mind if I borrow that once your finished

>>77078029
How was that ever going to work? The pre-toil blowjob would have detected them surely

>>77078013
but I rest between sets

>>77078045
>and murder you
promise?

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>>77077987
>President Omshidi

>murder you in front of your family
lmao underage detected

>>77078029
>his work doesn't have penis inspections
is it really even work then?

>>77078013
>your muscles grow during rest

I haven't exercised in years, why aren't I muscle-bound yet?

>>77078051
>>77078065
ah yes, stupidity

black fella
white fella
doesn't matta
if you a
true fella

>>77078057
they're on the way at this very second

hope you live the remaining minutes of your life to the fullest x

>>77078080
yes ive been throwing up constantly so thanks x

cut my toe open in e-coli infected water

>>77078045
do rich people ever just give their poor friends good jobs that pay well despite being below average candidates?

air filter is broke and now I can't sleep now

*murders you to death in front of you're intire family*

>>77078095
hope you die painfully and irrevocably

>>77077987
christ the author is busy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_W._Johnstone

>15 degrees
>won't go above 22 all day

Truly God is merciful

>hope you die irrevocably

ah yes the infamous ecoli-infected vietnamese nonce zombies

>>77078121
think you're confusing the flags m8, that's hong mong

>>77078074
schwarzenigger

>>77078109
at least i didnt put a knife in a toaster you actual special needs child

>>77078095
don't use anti - biotics on it
it'll just get worse

giselle palmer
hnnngggg

>>77078142
so far ive done nothing to treat it but i reckon i'll be fine x

Giving Hong Kong back to China was a mistake

I bet Clinton would have backed us in an armed conflict with the chinks

Put cream crackers in a toaster when I was a kid.

Don't recommend it.

>>77078160
no he wouldn't

ah yes the so called breeders
https://www.reddit.com/r/petfree/comments/6mm1rd/you_can_never_leave_a_child_alone_with_a_large/

>>77078119
can someone explain how this lad is writing books 13 years after he died

are the family just leasing his name to ghostwriters so everyone can make money or what?

>>77078162
assuming this is some nonce euphemism i don't understand

>>77078171
I just graduated with a 2:1 in Philosophy, Politics and Economics

I think I know what I'm talking about

>>77078182
no, it's really as stupid as it sounds.

>>77078176
Tom Clancy and Tupac have been ore prolific since they died than they ever were alive

>>77078194
fuck off nonce

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>people confusing me for one of the SEA nonces
not a fan

>>77078160
Doubt it, yanks have been sucking yellow cock since Nixon.

>>77078190
don't believe you

do people have sex at the gym?

wish i was a woman so i could become a stripper who sexually titillates people in a single location rather than a novelty gimp sent to hen parties

>>77078207
Hmmm..

Vocaroo something about ancient Greece and I'll leave for 1 hour, deal?

>>77078229
gay lads do in 24 hour gyms in cities. got to go at 1am or summat though if that's what you're after lad

why do girls smell so nice

might be gay lads

>>77078217
>le photogenic police brutality man

nice meme Thang

just ordered a large pepperoni and a large hawaiian from pizza hut for $28 including delivery charge

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>go to the gym
>there's a manlet wanking in the sex racks

>>77078266
Isn't it nearly bedtime where you are?

>>77078281
15 to 6

>>77078291
east australian poofter

yt feed is crawling with donald trump, jr. videos
state of this wwe tier politics

>>77078266
>hawaiian
>pepperoni
hello literal 17 year old

>>77078308
18 actually x

>ywn have a brother

>>77078190
Yeah well I'm going to get a request to transfer to studying politics denied because I'm a terrible student and I think that Clinton would've backed us too.

If only because of some vague understanding that the neocons wanted to goad China into war before turning their sights to the Arab world post-9/11. Extrapolating from that, Clinton was basically just a republican with a more active sex-life anyway so he'd probably have done exactly the same thing. It's not like any of that generation (Except Alex Salmond*?) managed to avoid the pathological need for BLOOD.

*Maybe it's because he's 62 and narrowly missed that strain of insanity being injected at birth - Blair, Clinton, Bush and (Michael "did you threaten to overrule him") Howard were all older. Charles Kennedy on the other hand was much younger. On the other hand Michael Gove was younger still, and wrote a big piece gushing about how the Iraq war was a moral stand akin to the Falklands war, so maybe I'm missing something here. Or maybe we just need to account for having a weird face.

>>77078332
glad I don't desu, apparently it's normal to wank off with your bother as bonding or summit

>>77078266
hawaiians are $6.95 from dominos u mong
http://www.frugalfeeds.com.au/dominos

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post choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ter0p_iyIxk

>>77078266
>not ordering from pete's pizza
lmao povvo

>>77078291
quarter to 6* u mong

>>77078367
good post

>>77078367
bad post

>>77078366
what is pete's pizza, u mong
>>77078370
thank you, you mong

>>77078367
turnobentagating post

There's going to be a lunar eclipse on august 7th

>>77078384
bad post

>>77078367
three quarters of an hour past five actually sweaty

>>77078384
good post

>>77078255
T H I S

>tfw a girls smell lingers on your pillows/bedding

>not five forty-five

>>77078349
something like that happened when i was 7. it never happened again, but i've resented my brother strongly since then. come to think of it i have several siblings and i don't really like any of them.

>>77078390
as a kid they kept saying these only happened like once a hundred years now they're like monthly

>>77078394
good post
>>77078400
bad post

>>77078390
>partial lunar eclipse
go hard or go home

>>77078390
>complete solar eclipse
go soft or stay there

>ywn have a dumb yank husband
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9sj2_wXVQY

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>>77078414
my gimmick

>>77078409
It's only a partial eclipse
There's a total eclipse next year

But lunar eclipses are fairly common, maybe a total solar eclipse is rare

I'm not gay!

>>77078432
>>77078432
>>77078432
>>77078432

75% past 5

>>77078384
>what is pete's pizza, u mong
my apologies, i had assumed since i heard that in an aussie show it was mainstream x

>>77078444
good post

>>77078450
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