a message to queers edition
anime
anime
anime
kirino edition
anime
done 2 shits today and can feel the third one brewing
not good
consider myself something of a /brit/ legend
the fagfu
real life anime girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
Rorschach
Chinese prints
stop your messin around
anime
>>77071672
kirino
why is lyrical content so difficult to produce. it's like there's nothing i want to rap about. when i was working and fucking hated my job i was able to write a few songs about that, but that was it. now i struggle even to complete a verse. >_<
>>77071666
rather large
Someone please Photoshop kev on this
>>77071694
a shit
anime
>>77071698
are you black
>>77071698
what gets you angry?
gauntlet dark legacy is fucking brilliant
josie in a pencil skirt
>>77071698
talk about how much money you have now
good example https://genius.com/Dj-khaled-do-you-mind-lyrics
>>77071666
>anime attracts fat autists regardless of sex
Shocker
>>77071716
faggot!
>>77071698
it's simple mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu6FiYwr_qc
you're a turboautist
the equivalent of a deep-learning machine
you cannot produce anything original
>tfw family tree makes a loop
err...
gross haha
>>77071698
Listen to plenty of hip hop before you sit down to write a verse, at least 2 albums worth and/or construct your verses so that you start off with short lines that gradually progress into longer ones, the same with the length words you rhyme
>>77071698
you should write about everything around you, even the most ordinary stuff you see daily. Write observational lyrics, not muh struggle
Tarquins and nonces out
fyi, several species of fungi, evolved multicellularity and later lost this trait, instead returning to a monocellular state of existence
>>77071777
all me
>>77071721
i am on the inside
>>77071722
i don't really get angry that much anymore. life is ok atm, no big complaints 2bh.
>>77071730
i'm living off of unemployment compensation senpai
>>77071753
>you're a turboautist
thanks! now i have a song title for this:
I am 23 and a KHV,
Never had a fuckin date that didn't grow on a tree.
I got low self-esteem, c-c-cripplingly,
But at least I haven't been diagnosed as aspie.
I was born a month premature,
And my Mom was pretty sure that I was gonna be a girl.
Second of thought, she wasn't too far off,
As I'm a big pussy, with an even bigger cock.
None of the clothes I wear fit properly,
'Cause my body's a monstrousity, anatomical anomaly.
I'm uncomfortable if I look you in the eye,
Instead I'll just stare at your teeth the whole time.
I round up to 6 foot but am a little shorter.
Truth be told, I'm 5'11 and three-quarters.
I feel inferior even if you are younger than me.
This party's Indo-European, but I'm Hungary.
>>77071756
doxxed
>>77071744
yeah
>>77071804
mixed quality
some good bits, some rough bits
6/10, which is very good for an amateur
just entered /mu/ to see if there's anything interesting and found this
>>>/mu/73870760
interesting
the best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day
>white people rapping
just fucking stop
>>77071821
thats why i cropped off the bottom so it only goes up to my great great great great great great great grandfather.
>>77071838
i quite like Atlas and Samsa tbqh
Total wealth of the 10 richest people in the world: Just over half a trillion dollars.
Total wealth in the world: 256 trillion dollars.
>>77071838
eminem changed the game
also,
hello n-word
aaaaaarrgggg...
finished my 3 week long project 2 weeks early. now just jonesing for my peers to whine and cry on blackboard asking stupid questions! just JONESING for those sweet frustrated tears
>>77071770
not sure i understand what you mean
>>77071773
i like this advice. thanks, rico.
>>77071825
fair assessment senpai.
>>77071711
anon delivers!
>black people producing electronic music
just fucking stop
see? i can do it too
>>77071838
Its the return of the.. oh wait, no way you're kidding.
he didn't just say.. what I think he did.. did he?
>>77071860
Total wealth of commie students: negative one hundred thousand dollars
>>77071804
that was actually quite amusing, i'll eat my hat
>>77071838
this
>>77071882
lol
>>77071872
what are you not getting
will smith don't gotta cuss in his rap to sell records
well I do. So fuck him and fuck you too.
>>77071883
black people invented techno
>>77071883
yet im not on here putting notes to my electornic shit like this cracker faggot is putting his rap lyrics am i?
theres plenty of shit yall are good at lmao, rapping isnt one
>>77071893
one more. this was a collab i did with a Finnish anon in a Vocaroo thread a couple years ago. he made the beat and video, i supplied the vocals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mT1n2342lg
>>77071910
the whole concept i guess
>>77071923
we wuz djs n shieeet nigga
>he listens to Eminem
hellooOOO 14 year old middleclass child
>>77071923
>t. wavejumper
>>77071930
em
in
em
>>77071933
I'm not joking. techno started in detroit
>>77071883
white people have voices that just aren't suited to rapping imo
Remember getting really into all the anti feminist men's right shit when I was about 15
Used to spend ages getting worked up over random shite
>>77071930
this is a bit racist
>>77071948
we be makin moosik on the compootahs and shiet nigga
the only really racist viewpoint I have, is that I think black people suit having large portions of their bodies covered in tattoos a lot more
the lower level of contrast between skin and tattoo makes it look much better
cannot stop farting
>>77071902
>>77071950
just reminded me of when i was 13 and tried to explain to my mum how feminists were the REAL sexists during a long car journey to Wales
wow i used to be a cringeworthy retard
>>77071985
sit on me face
>>77071985
hey me too
>>77071950
only one that stuck with me was intactivism
fucking hate circumcision ngl
JUST woke up lads
>>77072000
love it. cum in 4 minutes already, cant imagine how fast id cum with foreskin
>>77071994
how many years ago were you 13
no one even talked about this social culture bullshit when I was a 13 (11 years ago)
>>77071923
>>77071948
detroit techno is shit
techno got good when it came to germany
>>77071993
NEED a really tall gf
>>77072020
holy fuck you just made me realise it's been 10 years since i was 13.
>>77071994
mate does this to me but talks about genderqueers and trannies and shit
>>77072020
13 was 5 years ago
The closing days of when fedoras and "class" were unironically cool on reddit iirc
*walks up to the lemonade stand*
>>77072016
if you hadn't had it done already, you wouldn't do it now
gg mr noseberg's unwitting accomplice
having a rustlers
>talking about identity politics when you were 13
you must either be 18 or 88
>>77072020
>its been 20 years since I was 13
holy fuck
>detroit techno is shit
>>77072016
doesn't really work like that. climax is achived mostly psychologically, through visual aids for men, coupled with fantasies. if you have a foreskin it just feels better, or feels more.
am frightened and confused by this finnish 4channer's music channel that the american worked with
old farts (over 25) out
>>77072063
have you ever masturbated to anime
>>77072050
repugnant filth you are
>>77072074
yeah he makes some pretty abstract shit
>>77072063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GnFvdaEl2Q
i'm gonna hurl
>>77072045
I remember r/atheism being the most popular subreddit yeah
>>77072065
>it just feels better
not really though according to most studies
im descended from julius caesar himself
>>77072076
yeah alright im going to bed anyway. fucking real yank hours are shit tbqhwy
asking an athiest to respect religion is like asking a black guy to respect the KKK
>>77072097
would love to see one of those studies
>techno started in Detroit
it literally began in Germany
>>77072140
cumskin
hate ironic humour
hate british slang
hate lad culture
hate incels
hate /brit/
is it wrong to manipulate less intelligent people
>>77071932
Take biggie smalls for an example
>So you wanna be hardcore?
>With ya hat to the back
>Talking about the gats in your raps
See how he adds more words to each line as it progresses? Try and do something like this.
gf just raped me with a chair leg
Finished the family tree for now.
Anyone here share any of my ancestors?
>>77072097
going to bed not going to argue with you about dick skin but more nerve endings = more feeling, lack of nerve endings = lack of feeling. also your dick gets dry and flaky when you're middle aged/old. stop cutting off bits of kids dicks its actually really fucked up if you think about it for like less than two or three seconds.
good night x
dont get why yanks/leafs post here cum in comparison to brit is so much less hostile just generally more comfy and relaxed
>>77072159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXa9tXcMhXQ
Very german in every way
>>77072109
The new research, reported in The Journal of Urology, studied 62 men between the ages of 18 and 37, of whom 30 were circumcised and 32 were non-circumcised.
Researchers tested penile sensitivity including tactile detection, warmth detection and pain threshold at multiple sites on their penises. They found no difference between the two groups.
>>77072187
Add god
>>77072051
I'm 18, used to go on /b/ all the time from 12-14 and i got redpilled epicly about evil feminists
tbf some of the edge has stuck and most identity/social politics really irks me
>>77072171
>unga bunga
>ooga booga
>where the white woman at bonga monga
wow thanks
>>77072192
cum is full of idiots, normies, weebs and brown people just like in real life
>Peter Capaldi has been Doctor Who for three years
fucking hell those went by
>>77072212
nah
>>77072191
enjoy your phimosis
Macedonia is the best
>>77072192
I'm here to learn about British culture.
>>77072204
>raps
>complains about rap
what did you mean by this
>>77072187
Literally every white person has some famous ancestors from the early ages.
Charlemagne, Robert the Bruce, hell you even probably have some Genghis Khan in there somewhere
finished rustlers having milk
>>77072235
>learn about British culture in /brit/
grim
Found the spiritual forefather of synthwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaScyfSHc-Y
>go to scotland
>no one actually eats deep-fried mars bars, they're just sold at extortionate prices to tourists
>>77072261
not every white person has a known, recorded and unbroken line back to said ancestors though
>>77072286
how much
>>77072187
>ntr
Ooooh Saaaaay, Caaaaaan Yooooou Seeee?
Found the spiritual forefather of synthpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-edTeO92S_g
>>77072171
ah okay i see what you're saying. desu formulating a rhyme isn't what i have trouble with, it's the inspiration for writing in the first place. like there's just nothing i want to say, you know? i guess i just haven't had enough life experience or something. like i'm listening to a Beastie Boys song rn called Stop That Train which is about riding the New York Subway. it's pretty cool, they just took a part of their everyday life and turned it into a song
might get circumcised lads
said literally no one ever
>>77072318
babies cant talk
technicians wiped out my computers memory
>>77072192
>comfy and relaxed
you mean an unfunny boring circlejerk
oooooo caaaanadaaaa
>>77072294
Anyone who says they do is almost certainly lying. Censuses, proper documentation of births/deaths/marriages/etc didn't occur until the Renaissance.
All you can do is make a fair guess based on where your ancestors were as far back as you can reliably know.
>>77072304
whos that litl bitch
>>77072296
think it might've been about £4 (Edinburgh royal mile, so expensive place. they dont even seem like a thing in most of scotland though)
saw baby rider and it was really good, best movie i've seen in a while. i guess all the superhero movies set expectations low for innovation, though
also have a date tomorrow with a cute chubby girl tinder whose facebook leads me to believe she has self esteem issues and needs a boyfriend constantly
>>77072341
your mum
>>77072318
and hes not to bed yet!!
>>77072187
american
>>77072089
thats a pretty uninteresting track although the synth on the original is pretty cool imo
>>77072078
maybe like 2 or 3 times
*cuts a little bit of your penis off*
ah yes... much better
>>77072333
for the new meme folder, laddo
>>77072348
need a reply to this
>>77072352
real acid reflux hours who up
>>77072348
by all accounts it is a terrible movie
>>77072339
Wrong. I do know.
citation needed is reddit incarnate
thanks poms for fostering such autists
>>77072359
well apparently it's the seminal detroit techno track so...
>>77072372
tom scott is an undeniably good lad
wish we had a word for aussies like they have for us
>>77072309
I guess you can try and explain what you experience through all five senses- as in don't just explain what you saw, explain what you heard, smelt or even were thinking about at the time
>>77072372
it's pretty comfy 2bh
>>77072318
there was a brit on krautchan who circumcised himself
doin a think
>>77072371
alri Harry
... Messed me about for the last time picture ...
>>77072386
HE LAUGHS TOO FUCKING MUCH
ITS FAKE AND I CANT FUCKING STAAAANNNNDDDD IIIIITTTTTTT
>>77072368
86% on metacritic
>>77072391
dead annoying eh, "bruce" just isn't annoying enough
>>77072391
desert yank
>>77072408
unexpectedly good leaf post
>>77072414
yea bruce doesn't cut it
>>77072405
so sexuality is now based on gender and not sex?
>>77072403
that was fucking grim, they're all schizo mongs
>>77072408
screaming
>>77072408
hehe
>>77072431
snowyank
>>77072434
pseudoyank
>>77072438
desertyank
>>77072405
love how these people act like they have some sort of academic qualification to decide these things from their years on Tumblr. It's like watching a physics major answering a young students question except it's just some hideous cunt telling an internet troll that sucking a man in a dress's cock isn't homosexual.
apexyank
>>77072403
sounds like he was a mentally stable fellow
>>77072465
septictank
here's your controller bro
need all religion erased from history
except the cathedrals n that, can just say that they're old factories
>>77072434
i got banned from kc for a month for "leafposting"
whatever that means
>>77072397
nice. that's some good advice, i hadn't thought of it like that before. cheers lad.
>>77072498
sent Xx
Just got a text and email from the Japanese restaurant mentioned earlier. Sent through my CV, fingers crossed for me please lads!
>>77072512
are you japenese
>>77072512
you're not asian
they won't hire you.
>>77072512
sending my thoughts and atheist prayers your way xx
>>77072489
>>77072498
Ah yes just what we need, another mentally ill white man with access to guns!!!
Crazy to think how a socially progressive movie from a decade ago is now considered extremely bigoted
How fast social opinions change these days
>>77072520
>atheist prayers
hat
>>77072528
how is it considered bigoteD?
>>77072515
I am not and probably won't get it, but its the most hope I've had for employment in 2 weeks.
>>77072519
Mate please
>>77072520
Thanks x
>>77072525
I think tim would unironically go on a massacre if he moved to the US
>sending my thoughts and atheist prayers your way xx
>>77072512
you don't want to work for orientals
think i might take on "sending atheist prayers" as a personal gimmick to tell people i don't care. i'm christian
>>77072528
fatties have always complained about it
>>77072528
maybe in the shithole known as canada
>>77072528
in what way was it considered bigoted
sending nigger prayers
>>77072549
I don't really have a choice
just spent $50 to have a 10/10 Asian camgirl make a video masturbating to my dick
feels good desu
>>77072549
why
>>77072563
PHIMO?
mailing gf stares
Jonathan Aryan "Jon" Jafari
>>77072536
>>77072561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-kdRdzxdZQ
>>77072567
i'm taking a chubby girl who looks very cute in makeup on a date to a japanese restaurant tomorrow at 7. i'm kissing her regardless of how the date goes so basically i've already kissed a girl just now, feelsgm
imagine jacking it to trannies/futa
the absolute fucking STATE of your life and brain
>>77072563
>>77072570
they will work you like a dog
greeks are bad to work for as well
>>77072567
one time i was watching an asian cam girl fingerblast herself, and in the background she was playing a song i thought sounded cool. asked her what it was she said Risingson by Massive Attack. added it to my spotify playlist that day, and now any time i listen to it i remember that tender moment i had with an asian camgirl
>>77072580
upload never
>dont work for orientals because you'll have to do actual work
>>77072595
she has good taste desu
>watching girls masturbate
>>77072598
its for the best it ends this way
>>77072605
they expect above and beyond what a white person would and every single one i have ever worked for has tried to fuck me out of pay
>>77072598
don't understand why there was so much backlash towards him
i thought most gamers were racist anyway
>>77072591
Again, I don't have a choice. I'll be literally starving otherwise
>>77072614
>engaging in any visual medium where women show bare skin
who /insomnia/ here
just made a post on tv
>>>/tv/84862888
>>77072629
oh
grim
>>77072655
me and it's getting worse
who /panic disorder/ here
>>77072595
i have also found a tune or 2 from the background of a cam show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUz3fLncTTs
Is it possible getting my dick sucked has cured my partial phimosis? It used to be quite tricky to pull my foreskin fully back and required a bit of effort.
A boy i met sucked my dick for like 30min on Saturday and now it slides back no problem.
Is is just a coincidence?
>>77072605
going mental on the oriental
>>77072638
Most gamers had that ironic racist edgy tone to them, like doing accents (which I wouldn't even consider racist) or saying nigger occasionally
Thing is Jon went full first day on /pol/ rorke in the stream with destiny and started spouting incoherent shit
anime
So here we all are then
all 44 of the lads
WHY DID MY PARENTS CUT MY FORESKIN OFF
MY DICK WOULD BE SO PERFECT IF MY PARENTS WOULDN'T HAVE MUTILATED ME
WHY WHY WH YW HWY HWYWHYHAWYWYWYW
who /coeliac/ here
very happy to see so much anime posting at the start, truly we are blessed
>the lads
>tfw averagesized dick that is exceptionally wellproportioned and uncut
ive gotten compliments on its aesthetics in the past
>>77072698
race realism should be discussed but not by amateurs like JonTron. ruins the brand and makes it offputting to those who otherwise could've seen the light
just made a ripper of a post on /tv/
>>>/tv/84862940
>>77072677
damn this beat is pretty fucking sick.
>>77072742
>tfw i have a large dick that's exceptionally well proportioned and has no ugly foreskin
>It is sometimes argued," said Callaghan, "that we can take a less serious view of the scale of immigration and settlement in this country because it could be, and currently is being, more than offset by total emigration. This view overlooks the important point that emigration is largely by white persons from nearly every corner of the United Kingdom, while immigration and settlement are largely by coloured persons into a relatively small number of concentrated areas. The exchange thus aggravates rather than alleviates the problem."
Can we Make Labour Rorke Again, /brit/?
>>77072715
>yanks
>>77072383
personally prefer juan atkins over derrick may
https://youtu.be/HUibHLzmZKY?t=17m57s
i haven't listened to a great deal of detroit techno but i think the futurustic spacey vibe it has is really cool
>>77072753
yeah it's a great album too
https://cokegirlx.tumblr.com/
some good taste on those desi birds
the gf
>>77072726
you're not one of them
*revokes your /brit/ lad card, cancels your /brit/ lad membership and cuts off your subscription to /brit/ magazine*
*passionately extols circumcision with tears in my eyes*
>>77072655
no i work a 9-5 daily
i heard you can restore some of your foreskin that was stolen by your satanic parents if you pull on what foreskin remains every day for extended periods, induces mitosis or something
>>77072796
im the most /brit/ish man here
>>77072821
>what foreskin remains
..?
what should i discuss on this week's episode of rorke talk
>>77072822
*looks at flag*
something doesn't add up here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6sz-YKs8co
the brazilfu :33333
>>77072679
>>77072679
fucking hell im glad im not uncut
are all uncut guys gay?
>>77072828
personally, I was cut very loose. I have enough foreskin to pull on
i actually don't like it when my penis does the big thing because it gets too tight
if i hadnt been circumcized i'd be one inch bigger
hardcore techno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-4T-WES5M
>>77072840
literally the embodiment of /brit/ i am
i hatpost, i tell yanks to fuck off, i timpost, i call people runts
>>77072842
wew
>>77072842
i wonder if in 100 years white american women will be called the americanfu when they're extremely rare in brown america
american women don't like uncut cocks
>>77072865
literally bangin my whole body like an autist
>>77072878
what the fuck does this even mean
fuck off off you cunt you're obsessed
>>77072868
FOY
>>77072699
NAKED
CUM
>>77072882
that's a myth
uncut cocks are fucking beautiful
Literally, the most gorgeous thing I can think of. The ones that are like really smooth and pale and thick with a pink head. fuck
>>77072868
good lad
>>77072878
you guys are so fucking obsessed with race.
really fucking weird. probably why a lot of you are shut-ins.
>>77072899
that brazilfu is a rare white brazilian
of course, brazil used to have a lot of white portugese women, and white german women
now most of brazil has become brown and black because of racemixing
america's fate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13t80xBpNuo
vocaroo your best alex jones impression runts
gonna sniff some 2c-b later
>>77072917
race is important
i've fucked hayley williams once
AMA
>>77072909
shes not naked theres a pink bra strap
>>77072917
hello nigger
any yanks here ever been to idaho
>>77072910
gay
>>77072921
hmmmmm
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XR6dsy7ATE
>>77072955
drove through yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII
>>77072921
britain is on track to being minority white by 2066 did you know?
is it safe to say that apu pepe is the most popular at the moment? glad to see that he's surpassed smug pepe. didnt like the posting the availability of the images and popularity would induce
>>77072980
only on /int/
>>77072957
i bet you have a gross skinny cut dick. i bet it's dry and doesn't even bring you pleasure
thanks mom and dad!
>>77072979
i did know
>>77072974
>>77072975
i'm going to coeur d'alene next week
for some reason always remember this town when i was on a cross country road trip with the lads
my uncut friend unwrapped his dick to me and i was amazed to see it was shiny and wet like a tongue while cut poeple's dicks are like dried out tongues and arent supposed to be that way
http://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/
most posted images on /int/
>>77073020
heard good things. people are insanely nice in Idaho, curious if its the same in a little more touristy areas
>>77073034
>99
*takes five tabs of DOB*
>>77073034
i'm responsible for this
>>77073034
>kev at 99
we can do better than that reddit
>>77073034
way too low
>>77073028
yep
cut dicks are literally disgusting
>>77073034
>bunch of pepe the frogs and wojacks
fuck that. im off this fucking site. im 25. this isnt acceptable
>>77073034
>199
He's gonna blow his gasket!
>fuck that. im off this fucking site. im 25. this isnt acceptable
>>77073127
see you tomorrow
>>77073076
also #164
we should consolidate and only use the other pic
>im 25. this isnt acceptable
>>77073142
no. 102