Lim Jahey Supervale Sunnyvisor Edition
RANDY, QUIT SUCKIN DOWN CHEESEBURGERS, YOU FAT FUCK
>>77064188
little early, but at least you're not cana-chan
Don't know what to eat tonight
Making a Tim's run. You guys want anything? I think they still have those Canada 150 nanaimo doughnuts.
still quite sad I lost all my music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIX1cvQT4Gw
>>77064278
a gf
>>77064273
I'm having burritos and tacos. You should have that.
>>77064291
just use /mu/ archives and slsk, my dude
>>77064298
I met mine at a Tim Hortons so it's possible
>>77064291
shoulda had backups, bud
boys :3
>>77064291
you exclusively listen to shit so it's not that much of a loss LOL!
girls >:o
BEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77064335
most of the stuff I listened to I didn't find on /mu/
I can probably redownload most of it but it was so big that finding it all will take a very long time
>>77064450
What's the point of a post like this?
>>77064322
I may have some tortillas around.
>D*ne trying to be inappropriate and lewd again
>>77064553
Corn or flour?
>>77063963
it's really fun if you don't take it seriously.
well you started it
>Deadline for our final projects is this Friday
>Several of the underachievers and annoying fucks in my classroom are paying for others to to their work
They didn't ask me because they know I'd tell them to fuck off
you have ten seconds to name a better movie than king kong vs godzilla(1962)
protip: you cant
>>77064728
alien vs predator
>>77064728
Roller Town (2011)
>>77064728
Lawrence of Arabia
>hear song without lyrics on radio
>will never know what it was
>>77064369
is she a tfw?
>>77064665
I did some shadow scholar work in college. It's a good thing. Extra money for people who are smart and need it and those who have enough won't need the education to succeed anyway.
>>77064728
my sassy girl (KOR, 2001)
>>77064746
was terrible
>>77064760
might give it a watch
>>77064764
plebs first desert film
Girls
>>77064808
you literally can't regret it
>>77064768
Does the station have a website? They frequently have a list of everything they play.
the only good thing coming out of germany
https://youtu.be/23ljhizIZV0?list=FLLUhk-0Mf8hWs_aDkhLMX7g
>>77064768
>tfw
Is she a "those feels when?" As in, is she gone? If that's what you mean then no. She is sitting beside me now
>>77064874
what an absolute shite of a song
this is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bVYgYW6410
>>77064776
The projects aren't even that complicated, they are just being lazy shits and I want them out
Mexican Unis have this ''weeding out the idiot'' system and I like it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s029VFnKi0kG
rate my american accent
>She is sitting beside me now
his GF is literally a tim horton's coffe cup LOL! Love it!
>>77064957
bretty gud
>>77064957
surprisingly good
>>77064957
It's way easier for bongs to do our accents then for us to do yours
>native english speaker says one sentence in english
>hey wow pretty good! wow!
*salutes you in japanese*
Planet of the apes (1969) is the best movie of all time
>>77065070
*throws you in an internment camp*
>>77064869
one of those weird store stations
>>77064895
it was a joke about her being one of those filipinos they bring in and pay under minimum wage
>>77065065
Do an American accent footkraut
reminder that hitler liked japanese people
>>77065140
The original weeb
>>77065125
Oh, no. We are in the Maritimes. I have never seen a Filipino. We just pay white people less than minimum wage here.
>>77064991
>>77065012
>>77065035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MIG32iIyt9
>>77065134
posting vocaroos of me reading copypasta used to be my gimmick, real oldfags will remember
i sounds like a real black american man
In middle school, I used to think butt sex was when someone rubs their butt against another person's butt
>>77065086
>tfw your generation had it spoiled by the simpsons
>>77065257
in middle school we stripped condoms over dildos and had to watch porn in sex ed
america is NOT first world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqICGrdLGIc
>>77065294
>watching porn
>>77065352
You're probably reading this pasta because you responded to a ban evading German autist that spams our general all day. We forgive you, but to make sure /cum/ remains a decent general, we have one request: Please filter, and do not respond to German posters (we wouldn't want to encourage him), here's how:
1) Install the 4chanX extension in Chrome.
2) Restart your browser.
3) Find a German post.
4) Click the downwards arrow to the right of the post number, then Filter > Flag.
5) Refresh. And you're done!
Thank you for making /cum/ a better place.
wish I still had that do no respond to footkraut picture
>Why yes, I do reply to non-/cum/ flags
>>77065396
Leaving now friend off to /brit/
>>77065417
Why isn't there a Canadian one tipping a toque or a mountie hat or something?
>>77065396
>taking the time to open a document to copy and paste this shit every day
can't think of something more autistic.
it's quite sad really!
>>77065187
Is it really that cheap there?
A house like this in an actual city in BC would be at least twice as much.
>start watching an amateur lesbian video
>girls are hot, making out
>bjork's all is full of love starts playing
>can't concentrate because it's a beautiful song
>stop fapping and listen
>song makes me feel and cry
stop putting those songs
>>77065428
feel free to come back friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ePIZugahFc
>>77065448
What would our m'lady be?
>>77065504
M'moose
>>77065478
Lesbian porn does nothing for me. Am I gay?
>>77065538
definitely
>>77065523
Hot
>>77064188
if you lost a vape pen. where would it most likely turn up? i've taken the couch apart and not there.
>>77065538
no, men are evolved to be aroused by penetration, not pointless petting between dykes
ever since i learned the greatest occurrence of incest in American populations happens among blacks, i've been booty bothered by that redneck cousin-fucking stereotype.
just another blight of the south caused by our high black population
desu
>>77065538
It's the hottest porn out there, so yes.
>>77065581
you forgot it in the shitter
>no, men are evolved to be aroused by penetration, not pointless petting between dykes
>>77065600
this. thats why i find gay porn so much more satisfying than lesbian porn. i'm not gay its just that penetration is naturally arousing. i have no real say in when i get a boner. sometimes i like it even more than straight porn, likely just because BOTH parties can penetrate each other. doesn't hurt that balls are so damn aesthetic. not in a gay way but like, we can all appreciate what a good set looks like because we all have them.
>thats why i find gay porn so much more satisfying than lesbian porn. i'm not gay
>sometimes i like it even more than straight porn, likely just because BOTH parties can penetrate each other. doesn't hurt that balls are so damn aesthetic. not in a gay way
>>77065688
could not have said this better myself
Had to move a couch today, but nobody I know has a truck.
>>77065608
i lived in the south for 2 years. those stereotypes are legit. you people are retarded and its not just the blacks.
>>77065688
faggot
>>77065734
wrong
>>77065688
>>77065629
for once i agree with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kZ-83uFW3M
>>77065625
no luck m8. only day i can get high in weeks and for weeks.
>Had a pleasant dream about starting a gang with weird scarves and stuff
>Then woke up and decided I want to drive across the middle east and buy as many guns and ammo and shoot it all in the middle of the desert.
I'm having an overambitious day.
>>77065808
roll a spliffy
>>77065726
is that microfiber?
could have put two more wheels on and towed it
Let's get a headcount going here: How many of you have actual, diagnosed autism?
>>77065833
can't afford more weed. that pen cost me 50 bucks. should have lasted me a while only got two whacks at it.
>>77065504
>Newfound
M'cod
>Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island
M'queenie
>New Brunswick
M'queenie/M'reinie
>Québec
M'adame
>Ontario
M'ilady
>Manitoba, Alberta, Saskatchewan
M'oilady/M'squaw
>British Columbia
M'ilady
>Northwest Territories, Yukon, Nunavut
M'ᐊᕐᓇᖅ
>>77065844
here
>>77065688
You're definitely gay
Do you care about my problems?
>>77065850
>50 usd
can buy 12 grams at the store here for that much
I thank God every day that no gypsies or Romanians live here
>>77065874
I've lived in Nova Scotia for 28 years and I've never once heard anyone call their woman a "Queenie"
>>77065928
Depends, are your problems in anyway interesting?
>>77065928
are they solvable, and are you making efforts to solve them?
>>77065935
is it good weed? cuz thems shake prices. and i don't fuck with bunk, son.
There's a daddy longlegs living in my room that hangs out near my computer
He's pretty chill
try hard drugs
>>77065946
That's because they don't. It was meant to represent the British nature and heredity of the Maritimes as well as their loyalist background. Ontario is excluded from this because of Toronto.
Look a couple posts up and respond to that guy asking about autism.
HOT FUCKING DAMN, I turned on one of those 24/7 KotH streams and theyre playing the trucking episode
>>77065928
tell us about them in paragraph form
>>77065905
its not gay. i like the male form. i like penetration. i like cumshots. titties and pussy are just a means to get to the cumshot, right? so why not cut out the middle man (i.e the women) and get right to cumshots? fuck i can watch two at once with gay porn. with the straight stuff you gotta get through all the moaning and the stripping and jiggling before you even see a bicep or a cock or any cum. nothing gay about it. i'm a man and i want to live the fantasy of cumming, i also want to see other men cum but only because i like to see others succeed. thats how people who AREN'T fucking sociopaths behave, can you comprehend that you broken fuck. i think you're gay, how do you like that? watching naked women all day just so you can "fit in" with your bros when all you really want is to watch hard bodies fucking hard bodies and dropping hot loads.
>its not gay. i like the male form. i also want to see other men cum
stop talking about gay porn
I have a face to face interview in Portland
But I want to stay in Eugene
looks like we have another gayposter on our hands
>>77066213
unamerican post
>>77065979
pretty gud, this is what they advertise the bigger buds usually look like this, lot of smaller ones though
>>77066257
appearance means nothing. is it good? 50 for a half ounce is shake, bruh. we can get that too.
>>77066225
I don't want to live in a big city
I want to rent a bungalow with my friends and pay literally nothing
>>77066310
>friends
m8...
This episode is so good
i'm gonna say it...
i'm sorry...
black people make good music
Listen here you hyper gyno unmanly men.
If you were a chest haired, axe chopping, gun shooting, drywall laying, grout slaying, red meat-eating, manly man you would understand that gay posting must be eradicated from all eternity by means of forcible feminity
We must fight fire with fire.
Toxic masculinity
There is nothing wrote with being a man
bought to get some exercise in and im not even drunk.
who am i anymore?
>tfw get half quarters for $25 of decent stuff
>>77066496
a bad poster
>>77066496
gonna ask again, do you have agoraphobia or panic disorder or something like that?
>>77066497
>half quarters
so an eighth, you fucking mongoloid?
>smoking satans grass
>tfw my dad grows
Kill all men
>>77066550
we call them half quarters here
>>77066306
good enough
city I'm in allows dispensaries to operate
they don't even sell shake
think the people paying $400 cad/oz allow for some loss leaders on the low end
Kill all Mexican men
my dad is weak
>>77066576
no we don't
Kill all straight cis white men
>>77066616
in my area in Ontario we do
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half%20quarter
Kill all straight cis Mexican men
where were you when cara saved sci fi
>>77066670
Agreed and then >>77066635
>>77066751
No, no just kill all cis straight Mexican men. No one else, just straight cis Mexican men
>rotten tomatoes
>rotten tomatoes
>>77066694
>"the vividness of this place only underscores the lifelessness of the people leading us through it .... There are 394 million stories on the City of a Thousand Planets, and Valerian’s might be the only one we’ve seen before.
thank goodness no one said
"kill all over-men"
changed my steam bio to "the Nick Land of hentai"
Panama City
Feeling better today
Bought my grandma and my mom dinner tonight, cost me almost $70
>>77066775
White men are priority
>>77066542
no.
>>77066533
see above.
>>77066865
No Mexican men are the sole priority
>the infernal Kraut
>>77066929
>click link
>only 6 posts aren't filtered
>filtering
am i aztec?
>>77066988
incredibly autistic post
WUZ
>>77066988
very good post
>>77067245
Quick reply
>>77067168
jealous?
>>77067275
n-nope....
Just got a filtered (You)
>>77067339
incredibly autistic post
>>77064467
Same thing happened to me. Fortunately I was able to get most of it back from this giant ask text file i feed to youtube-dl and a couple torrents. I'm genuinely sorry
just got another filtered (You)
Pick your thot, /cum/
>>77067430
incredibly autistic post
>>77067430
how do you know you get a filtered one?
Never filtered someone before
>>77067436
4>=3 >2>1>5
filtering Denmark and Canada
Two more filtered (You)'s
>>77067526
incredibly autistic post
>>77067153
You, no.
Me, yes
>>77067436
They all have pretty faces so it would depend on body type and personality.
>>77067591
t. Paulie pavalachi
>>77067609
aztecs were italians
>>77067500
>filtering yourself
had a deja vu
got a filtered reply
>we wuz RE n shiiiiiiit
>>77067436
5,2,4,1,3
Are they still searching for Zhang YingYing?
Why are there no updates.
It's driving me insane!!
*filters*
>filtering yourself
I like that
>>77067526
>>77067430
>>77067339
welcome back friend :3
>>77067738
unless you plan on inviting toronto over to your grandmas dont ever reply to me again you rude fuck
>autismflags
should be a bannable offense desu
3rd time I've seen this and I find it kind of mind boggling.
Do people legitimately tip when they go to pick up food they ordered? What the fuck are you tipping for?
Exceptionally bad thread tonight
>>77067817
People seriously do this? What the fuck?
>>77067850
>>77067817
cheap fucks
I usually only give them like 10% but still they dont make anything
gee duolingo, why are you testing me on knowing words Ive never seen before
>>77067850
On the receipt it had a place for a tip and the person I was with told me that some people think you should tip when you pick up food. I don't get why though.
>>77067870
>giving them a tip for something you did yourself
>>77067843
yeah, very autistic
>haha i filter people
>wow i hate people
>oh i can't read posts because i have filtered them
>hey please filter too
>i use flags
>i received a reply but can't read it because it's filtered
gotta love this thread
LOL!
/s!!
>>77067900
well they did have to put the order together and package it all which is more time consuming than just putting it on a plate
>tipping
>>>/bant/1388368
>>>/bant/1388368
>>>/bant/1388368
>>>/bant/1388368
In case you're interested lads
>>77067938
What exactly is there job then?
all of u r fags
>>77067938
lmao no ones getting tip for putting my food in a bag
>second worst emma
>>77067938
>literally doing their job
WOW
take the THOTpill
forget about cute pure girls
>canadian
>quebec
>calling anyone else gay
if quebec is gay then every us state is mega-gay
>>77068019
grim
>>77067967
to prepare food
>>77068000
>>77068008
kikes
>>77068120
So I should pay them $10 for putting the container that they were already going to put it in in a paper bag?
Can I ask them if I can do it myself?
>>77068097
incorrect
>>77068120
>to prepare food
nigga that's the regular price you pay for your order
>it is not my responsibility as an employer to pay my employees a living wage
>it is the responsibility of the customer to provide charity to those less fortunate
if im gay then how did i seduce a literal perfect woman?? check mate nerds
>literally perfect girl
>not even the best girl in her game
listen if you cant afford to eat out or pick up food just make your own
>>77068203
>2d
>mattering
>>77068203
>>77068239
I can afford to eat out, but if I go there myself and get it no ones getting a tip
Whenever I eat out I pummel all of the waiters and cooks into submission and take the food from the kitchen to prepare myself
Im bored again
>>77068348
stop watching baseball
>>77068348
if you're bored then you're boring
only places ive been going to out eat at are denny's and the mexican resturant
>>77068373
Im not watching baseball
>>77068381
rude
>>77068373
worst post in the thread
Is the autistic german guy in here?
Wanted to ask him if Eurolub is a reliable motor oil
>>77068403
thank god
>>77068399
wouldn't eat at denny's if I was starving to death
>>77068201
silly post
come to think of it, theres no games on since its the ASB, dump eyetalian
>>77068436
i doubt he owns or knows anybody that owns a car
Good god! That pecker of yours is filthy!
>>77068466
Lil pink dick Nordic boi angry lol
>>77068586
filtered
Trump
>>77068626
You're a good person and I respect your feelings
>>77068514
clean it
>being a fat brown "italian" american despite not knowing any italian language or culture
lol, we get it you watched the godfather once and think you're a mobster, you're just a fat greaseball
>>77068709
beb
>>77068500
He's all retarded about motorcycles though figured maybe he knows, it's a german brand so no point asking people here
>>77068709
>Snow nigger peckerwood SEETHING
I only pitty you as you don't know how great it is to be Italian and not a inbred pasty Anglo
>>77068709
My mother and brother are like this. Except my brotherbis the opposite of fat.
>>77068782
Is that why Nordics and Germanics conquered Italy?
Sorry short brown rape baby, you're clearly jealous
>all of this muh heritaging
>italian calling anyone else a nigger
What are some films about snowniggers?
>greentexting
>>77068815
Nordics and Germanics we're our slaves. Tbqh we should have never given you freedom
>>77068831
You are indeed a nigger
Been waiting like half an hour for an advising appointment to get my college schedule set up
I'm always hungry
>>77068876
fuck off nigger
>gets sacked and cucked by germanics
>b-b-b-b-but you're white and tall and strong! stupid pink dicks
supple roman women submitting to the Germanics
0-4 DUDE
5-9 CHRIST
>>77068910
>>gets sacked and cucked by germanics
>>b-b-b-b-but you're white and tall and strong! stupid pink dicks
>supple roman women submitting to the Germanics
>>77068896
Kys snownigger
>>77068911
DUDE
lol i can do 10 pullups now.
wanna see my hot bod?
>>77068967
fuckoff wop
kershaws wife should be much better looking than that
>he thinks sweden being shit is comparable to the entire roman empire falling because of germanics and africans
>he thinks italy isn't taking in refugees
>>77068882
I set up my fall schedule back in march. Feels good.
>>77068976
yes
Okay /cum/ so this boy wouldn't stop talking to me so I told him to shut up.
Simple as
>he doesn't filter every single post until the entire site is nothing but his own posts
Pathetic.
>not filtering everyone and yourself
Every time I open /cum/ I cover my eyes with a washcloth and reply to posts at random hoping whatever I say is relevant to the conversation
Are are french people white?
What if every foreign /int/ flag is actually just a US proxy?
my doctor told me to go to the park more often but stop if I start looking at the kids too often
what did she mean by this
I hope that awkward dane won't reply to me
anyone here know anything about audio splitters?
my mic works fine on my desktop, but Im using a splitter for my craptop and my voice is barely coming in at all
>lexplorer is out of prison
who else spee
>>>/sp/77066572
>>>/sp/77066572
>>77069198
get a new laptop
>>77069172
h-hello
going for a casual bike ride in the suburbs, heres my route along the water
>>77069166
>my doctor
>she
>>77069213
the legend of BOPPED continues
>>77069213
Fly won't leave me alone ;_;
>>77069241
Women are better doctors, especially if they're middle-aged, hot, and need to examine your junk.
Haha misspelled my hash
I blame the fly
Fucking fly
>tfw these japanese girls won't leaf me alone
should i do a light run on the treadmill?
>>77069166
do you look like a sexual predator?
>>77069302
the dream
>>77069309
what do sexual predators look like
just a quick update lads. i still haven't found my vape pen. i don't want you all to worry but i'm getting a bit stressed. i'm out of nicotine as well and its too late to be drinking coffee.
>>77069347