coffee time
Funland
Or
Binland?
Who would win?
>>77060108
are you also gonna stimulate yourself anally and post original poems?
the gf
>>77059815
wtf it's the best premise for a scifi I've seen in a long, long time
hey guys
>>77060187
bin
>>77060187
they're one of the same
i can be you're fun land or your binland
Thinking of trying anal on myself buds
Stop posting pictures of cute girls.
reminder to update your windows today
to everything turn turn turn there is a season turn turn turn
and a time to every purpose
under heaven
My dad wants to watch season 2 of Attack on Titan with me. What else should we watch?
>>77060200
and im gonna post anime while im at it
oh dear sky
border of earth and space
block not my brother
from another mother
earth...
>>77060356
one punch man
>>77060356
stick to the meme ones
one punch man and... thats about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6Y8U-rg4Y
>>77060115
hmmm keine ahnung hab ich nur so gesagt :--D
war bisher nur in bangladesch (ist aber auch ein drecksloch)
was machst du in indien? layover?
oder pussy quest?
>>77060356
battlestar galactica
goddamn, why does your luck stat have to be so high to get the job you want in the marine corp
sieg heil
https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/6cski3/np_what_the_fuck_is_wrong_with_tinder_in_india/
Interesting
Come to think of it I did see girls' profiles showing them with what looked like husband and child
Apparently it's harder to get laid in India than I thought
>can't take the light rail to the zoo
WHAT'S THE POINT OF IT ALL THEN
>>77060430
you need a british accent like the guy in Heroes
>>77060423
when I went to meps there was this dude trying to be an engineer of some kind for the navy. It was his third time there because the job wasn't available all those times, and by the end of the day he was in the "not available/rejected" seats. Poor dude probably went for a 5th time, but its good that he didn't get swindled in to some other shit.
>>77060356
Tell your dad hes weebshit
we did it you guys
>Paying money to walk around in the heat looking at smelly dumb animals, half of which are usually asleep at any given time
It's for the best
>>77060574
got good enough pc to run it at high?
What else is there to do this afternoon?
>>77060423
marine is for fool
should have went army or air force
>>77060393
Bin hier nur für ein paar Tage um ein Training durchzuführen, damit die Kollegen aus Indien endlich mal kapieren dass man Firmengeld ohne jeglichen Grund an Dritte nicht ausgeben sollte haha
Mal im Ernst, Hut ab vor den Indern, an anderen Orten hier haben sie uns regelrecht verarscht und wir müssen jetzt so tun als läge es an magelnden Systemkenntnissen))
Bin froh dass es kein pussy quest war, siehe den Link unten. Protip: auf den Philippinen wirst du weeeeesentlich mehr Erfolg mit Tinder haben
>>77060611
I don't know.
I got a used 1080 and a i5, but I probably wont play it until later in the week.
>>77060479
>accent
>from a picture
Good point
>>77060574
Download quake champion so I can finally find a match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ww-TQUeA3E
:(
>>77060720
yeah youll be good on 1080, use vulkan to avoid cpu bound issues
>>77060629
Why tho
>>77060795
less benefits in the marines
>>77060729
you can say you studied in London
>>77060217
I wanna bully her with my dick
>>77060802
you're going to have to dump more info to change his course in life
probably
>>77060356
Boku no Pico
Seriously: if your dad is into Westerns, watch Trigun
>>77060356
>watching anime with your dad
>>77060854
bully me instead
alri lads haven't visited for a while x
>>77060356
He must be so dissapointed
>>77060147
lost my vape pen lads
thought it was in the couch
but its not
what do? i'm too sober.
>>77061030
chug cough syrup
>>77061052
not my thing desu.
>>77060874
it used to say on one of the recruitment sites something like "we offer less benefits for the marines because we only want people who really want to be a marine to enlist" basically they only want meatheads
I'm having trouble finding the site now.
http://www.military.com
surely this isn't it right? the one I looked at looked way more modern and this one is saying I need to sign in to look at anything
>>77061030
shave and use the oppurtunity to become a new man
jerked off at 5
it's nice
no need to fap before sleep anymore
>>77061094
my face is baby smooth. i just wanna smoke some a little weed and do nothing with myself for a day. is that so bad?
>>77061081
that one's layout gets changed a lot, and its also the CNN of "military websites"
>>77061129
>is that so bad?
Yes.
>>77061131
the one I got my info from looked a lot like the goarmy website but it was for all the branches
>>77061148
you're on 4chan. don't give life advice.
srsly tho how do i get to the zoo if light rail doesn't go there and i have no car???
>>77060376
>>77060912
He's already watched Trigun, OPM, and BSG.
Made in Abyss might be too extreme for him.
>>77060531
He only watches it because his kids do
>>77060933
>he didn't watch the Haruhi movie on Christmas Eve with his family
What's wrong with you?
Though by far the most awkward watch with him was The Garden of Feetmemers.
>>77060990
I'm sure he'll be happy as long as I give him grandkids and not be a NEET. It's not like the only stuff we watch together is anime anyway.
Mums bija jāmirst, lai dzīvotu simti.
Nebija lemts toreiz Latvijai zelt.
Un pēc kariem, kas palikāt dzīvi,
Būs no jauna jums Latviju celt!
>>77061129
>i just wanna smoke some a little weed
>some a little
read a book
>>77061190
Uber or cab. or call one of you (lol) friends.
>>77061203
cowboy bebop? maybe one of the gundam series?
>>77061214
i'm too sober to read. i just wanna go deep today. but i can't go deep and its tearing me apart.
>>77061216
>Uber
dunno how to use that
>cab
really expensive
>or call one of you (lol) friends.
>>77061254
sounds like you have an addiction
>>77061264
yes. i'm hopelessly addicted to pots. thats why i do it once a month.
>>77061261
>download app
>put in card info
>tell them where you want to go
>pick a driver and wait
DADDALADEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77061302
>lashing out
addiction symptoms
>>77061171
kys junkie
>>77061254
>im too sober
lol imagine being this pathetic
I hate Slavs, disgusting rats.
>>77061261
>don't know how to use that
its an app. just download on phone, request a ride. its easy.
it is your DUTY
>>77061310
big fan of these posts
>born just in time to witness the impeachment of a sitting US president
pretty exciting 2bh
>>77061308
>>77061338
>get in strangers car
>have to make chit chat
>still have to pay a lot of money
fuck it i'll just go with my gf
>>77061203
Black Lagoon or Initial D?
>>77061353
you just end up voting in more liars and jerks. thats how politics works. also, deal with your own shit before you tell us what to do, pussy.
>>77061353
Conservatives care about liars
liberals care about "jerks"
>>77061374
you don't have to talk to them if you don't want too
>>77061374
are you new to autism? you just don't talk. just don't respond at all and they shut up. then tip them poorly. don't go with your girlfriend. she'll just talk the whole time.
>americans live in wooden houses
>yet they get destroyed in floods
Bit silly desu senpai.
Video related. Moving from Amsterdam to Rotterdam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufs1GiuPW-c
*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
>>77061398
you should have a podcast. some deep shit right there.
>>77061372
>He thinks a President is going to be impeached ever clickbait
>He thinks that the Republicans in the Senate and House (i.e. the Majority Party in both Houses) will vote for impeachment
Good luck with your delusions
>>77061374
>my gf
i thought you were autistic
so did everyone forget that donalf trumpfler was supposed to build a wall n shit
>>77061529
hasn't even been a year yet
>>77061372
did you miss the last one?
>reading A Storm of swords
>it's another Dany chapter
JUST END ME NOW
>>77061372
>born just in time to see every President have buttblasted opposition that wants the other side impeached
I thought it was bad with Obama but Trump managed to outdo him. I can only imagine this getting worse with each passing election.
>>77061529
the contractors are still offering bids and stuff
>>77061460
>tipping at all
>>77061522
we can get laid. i'm autistic and appear to have a more normal life than most of the people I see on here.
so if trump were impeached (not gonna happen) who becomes pres? Pence?
>>77061522
<<<spoiler>>>
i know nobody here will believe me, but you can be autistic and still get a gf
>>77061598
bernie
>>77061603
nah
>>77061582
a small tip is more insulting than no tip. no tip could mean you forgot or didn't realize it was necessary. a small tip means you know he gets one and think he deserves very little.
>>77061603
> <<<spoiler>>>
go back
>>77061598
The vice president. So Putin.
>>77061574
and that goal in that is
>highest quality at the lowest price
>>77061603
I had an equally autistic gf that played lots of diablo 3. Dated for 6 months.
>>77061598
Yep, which I find funny because it's almost like the left wants to deal with a Bushite evangelocon again.
autism doesn't exist past the age of 12
>>77061626
>>77061657
Pence seems like a good guy. Maybe not the greatest politician but he seems genuine. I like him
>>77061621
but they'll feel slighted either way and just assume you were being an asshole anyway won't they?
>>77061626
>>77061660
I'm sure every one of us knows that, but don't know how else describe what we know as autism.
Girls
>>77061664
>>77061681
that joke literally made no sense
>>77061603
>(((spoilers)))
>>77061660
boys :3
>>77061626
>>77061660
tell that to everyone i've ever met, please.
>>77061697
i know
>>77061626
BIG SIS IS GONNA GO GET ME 20 FUCKING MCNUGGETS
>>77061678
possibly. but no tip leaves them with the option to assume you just didn't remember to tip or maybe didn't know you should. i've explained this.
>>77061677
He's your typical neocon so I don't trust him. The only politicians I truly trust are Rand and Ron Paul.
is tipping a good way to hook up in the us?
>>77061563
>not liking Dany chapters
pleb taste
>>77061626
lol
>>77061780
thats prostitution, m8.
>>77061740
Cum in your big sister to establish your territory
>>77061744
it just seems unnesesary to waste the extra money is all
>bothering to put periods at the ends of your sentences
>not capitalizing
smart or dumb, pick one
>The only politicians I truly trust are Rand and Ron Paul.
going to go for a walk in the rain.
it's like i live in vancouver.
>>77061801
can't decide, desu. its not wasting money you give them like a dollar or just some change if you want to be a real dick. extended eye contact while you do it really drives the point home.
>>77061865
i miss rain desu, socal sucks
>>77061904
it rained sunday for a second. was that not enough for you ?
how do you pay at restaurants in the us?
do you always just get receipt in little folder and then write the tip on the receipt along with your card and they take it back to cash in and give it back to you?
i dont like the fact that my sisters have had sex and still have the audacity to give me kisses on the cheek and hug me
it feels like that time some old gamestop manager sold me a used copy of katamari when my mom paid for a new one.
>>77061932
yes.
>>77061875
That's A Dollar Or Some Change You Could Use On Literally Anything Else Though
And Now That I Think About It, Isnt There A Thing Where They Can Rate Passenger Accounts To See If Your Worth Picking Up Or Not? I Remember My Sister Being Stranded For A Bit Because No One Would Come Get Her And She Said That's Why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzaclHJ0Q38
>>77061932
yes
>>77061984
and how do they receive the tip?
>>77061931
I didn't get any, the clouds were nice tho
>>77061948
kek
AoE II is hard.
>>77062016
they take it afterwards. occasionally you'll see the tip as a seperate charge on your statement.
>>77061932
if you pay with card yeah
>>77062094
hello friend
>>77061985
you can just make a new account.
seems more sensible to just slip them a 20 dollar bill desu
columbine wasnt that impressive
>>77062148
never seen the video
>>77062090
just stop being a skrub anon
formations are good, make sure u always have enough workers and make sure they arent doing retarded inefficient stuff, and dont forget upgrades!
ANOOOON IM COMING FOR YOU ANON LET ME HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR SWEET FLESH EHEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEEE
https://youtu.be/QEP6GNMAC0w
@77062200
heh...
>rap
>hip hop
>>77062130
or you could not patronize the strangers whos services you rely on
>>77062207
>>77062224
please, tell us the music you listen to
>either no response or a meme response
>>77062254
classic rock and a bit of house music
>>77062254
pop
>a fucking leaf
>>77062245
>patronize
you need to learn what words mean before you use them, friend.
this shit is legit fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI3tflqNxwg
>>77062284
haha oh WOW
OK THAT'S IT
THIS IS YOUR END
GOOD FUCKING NIGHT ANON, GOODNIGHT FOREVER
Westernize yourself
Be civil.
Fucking yate having nigger hair buds
I wish I had Asian hair
>>77062384
make an afro.
They're cool
>>77062406
cheeky
>>77062384
Are you black?
>>77062422
umm, no sweetie
shouldn't have eaten that entire Tombstone pizza....
>>77062319
make me
>>77062330
right?
At whataburger again 2bh
>>77062384
post hair
Sometimes there are these really trashy and slightly haggard looking white hood thots that make my dick hard
>>77062462
Quite a grave mistake you've made
Leucocide
>>77062406
No They're not nigger hair sucks
I wish I looked like this.
>>77062444
Y-yes
>>77062487
N-no you'll bully me!
>>77062529
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>77062548
Stop being a self-hating cuck, then.
hate self hating people
simple as
>>77062548
i dont bully anybody anon~
the only politician i trust is the one for my congressional district
he wrote a one line repeal of ACA, and the republicants refused to pass it
>>77062588
>>77062601
Just not a huge fan of nigger hair and nigger features desu
>>77062606
How do I know you're not lying?
Hate non /cum/ flags besides Latvia and Finland posting in /cum/
Simple as
>>77062686
as what??
>tfw everyone itt is a beta cuck
>autistic mexican american thread got deleted again
>>77062684
i use to remind people in these threads that bullying isnt ok all the time!
>>77062717
I-I'm not a cuck!
>>77062717
post*
bitch i'm a dog - WOOF!
cant be a cuck if you dont have a gf/wife
got my free slurpee
I like
BIG
BLACK
COOKIES
oreos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
Helped the trashy thot carry her kid up the stairs but all I wanted to do was fuck her.
>>77062779
this is honestly adorable
>>77062715
None of your god damn business
>>77062684
Do you picture yourself as Asian in your mind?
>>77062827
Huge fan of BIG Yellow cookies desu
>tfw no 7/11 in my state
>tfw no free slurpee
it's not fair
>>77062838
>>77062912
we have 2 in my small city
how do you not even have 1
>>77062946
What's wrong with Big Yellow cookies?
>>77062897
No
My life would be a lot easier if my dad was alpha
THEY AREN'T CALLED SLURPEES THEY'RE CALLED SLUSHIES
>>77062962
i think there might be one (1) in billings but thats a few hours away
we're an embarrassment i know
>>77063006
My life would be a lot easier if i had a dad
got accepted to college lol
>>77063006
i can be your daddy
>>77063029
we call them slurpees because
>>77063029
slurpees*
>>77063042
gotta make sacrifices for all that comfy wilderness
i never heard back from the anon who said he's gonna flirt up the thai cashier
is he nonstop fuccen her now?
slurp
what a gay fucking word
Its not called zed its called ZEE
>>77063123
your mom slurps my straw
>>77063084
becaaaause?...
Getting there, fellas
>>77063087
true :3
>>77063146
>watching in 640x480
Reminder this is a bubbler not a water fountain
>>77063146
what the fuck are you doing?
why does it encode a youtube video
>>77063073
Congrats :)
>>77063073
Too dumb to go to Uni?
isn't it the worst when someone says something and you answer but it turns out they weren't talking to you
>>77063180
I have literally never heard anyone say Bubbler
These are all coke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjIPzyVlK60
>>77063180
it's a drinking fountain ya dingus
Got approved to receive food stamps lol
>>77063189
same shit spicco
>Can I have a coke
>coca cola or pepsi?
GF accepted to let me succ her toes lol
>>77063146
???
>>77063230
https://youtu.be/htSryU6DyFg
>>77063177
That's the original YouTube resolution...
>>77063186
Don't know, it's how the program works
>>77063143
in hotter American States the "slushies" melt quicker and make a "slurp" sound when sucking it out with a straw. The sound can also be made when you've finished the "slushie". The sound is often made by Americans as their lust for wanting more of everything is never ending.
Foreigners can't passively make the "slurp" sound. To Americans, the "slurp" is passive - like a heart beat.
dalalalala larara
>>77063301
I'm downloading this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqA1Qj2MAu0
Gonna watch it later, not now
>>77063284
p-p-pretty good
>>77063377
what was that about again? OJ? I know there was a black man involved.
>>77063316
niBBa just use downloadhelper for chrome and download the MP4 straight from YT????
>>77063284
4/10
>>77063407
buncha apes through a hissy fit when a convicted felon attacked a police officer
then a bunch of gooks shot them
>>77063408
>for chrome
>>77063407
Rodney king and dindus
>>77063438
idk guess there's one for faggotfox too but it runs like shit on mac
non-gf2017ers must be so upset right now, we're going to the moon!
>>77063219
You don't live in a white state
>>77063249
Ummm no
>>77063477
we only use Opera around here
tfw not learning japanese
Aaaaaand it doesn't have any fucking audio
Gonna start all over again
I watch Princess Mononoke Every night, and I have seen the animation 58 times and I'm currently watching it right now ama
big fan of the brainlet wojak
simple as
>During the riots, many Korean immigrants from the area rushed to Koreatown, after Korean-language radio stations called for volunteers to guard against rioters. Many were armed, with a variety of improvised weapons, shotguns, and semi-automatic rifles.
thats fucking awesome
>>77063529
dumb mexican boy
https://www.onlinevideoconverter.com/en/video-converter
paste the YT link there and get a direct DL
just choose mp4 for video
>>77063530
Stop watching cartoons
>learning italian on duolingo
>asks me how to say 'read'
>has two different conjugations for read
>both should be correct
>get it wrong
Fuck them. And fuck everyone who's alright with it.
I guess 'Freedom of choice' and "Fight against oppression' has finally come with the asterisk 'so long it's in line with the eurocentric view that the global society should look like us. If they go against our ideal, fuck them and we don't care what happens to them. la la la WE DO CARE ABOUT WOMEN yeah'
I have personal account of being discriminated against and insulted because of my choice to wear the niqab. My mother was imprisoned back in her home country because she chose to wear the hijab, not even the niqab. I know a friend who was beaten up by her father because she chose to wear the niqab, and no one helped her because 'she was the one in the wrong'. Here, in UK. There's a lot of violence against the women in muslim communities because the men dictate how they should dress. If they want them to dress less, they should dress less. If they want them to dress more, they should dress more. And in neither cases should the women have a say in the matter. And guess what the white man (and woman, let's be fair, they're part of the problem too) these muslim men want to appease want?
And now that the court of HUMAN RIGHTS has given the ok to further bully these women, those who wore it because of personal reasons will rather stay at home than be part of the society, and those who were forced to do it will now be told to stay home by their fucktards patriarchs. And before you say why don't they tell the police, no the authorities don't care what these poor women go through. Someone I know went through violent domestic abuse (and she doesn't wear the niqab, by the way) and every single time she went to the authorities she was sent back to her abuser. She escaped to another country when she had four children and couldn't handle it anymore. I don't know whether her abuser followed her. To this day, she suffers from severe mental illnesses.
gonna take a nap
>>77063586
f u
>>77063631
sleep tight anon!
>>77063623
With what purpose are you posting this?
made a thread
>>77063756
>>77063756
>>77061824
>Original comeback
>>77063753
Apparently for some people the niiqab represents freedom and feminism.
Didn't quite like princess momomimoke movie
>>77063716
Cartoon lover go away
everyone spend 3 minutes to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQIyYN0ZsSs
nausciäa is the best one anyway
mononoke is mainstream brainlet tier
>>77063819
I dont lik u either
>>77063822
no u
>>77063840
he is just about the unfunniest person alive
i'd rather pay to see amy shumer on stage than watch his shitty shit shit
>>77063818
And you care because?
I saw Mexico at a grocery store in /cum/ yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>tfw just intelligent enough to learn basic japanese
>>77063890
i hate muslims and liberals so it gives me a hate boner.
>>77063933
don't stop
Sup?
>>77063976
This my niBBa from District of ColumBia?
don't feel like raiding today 2bh
>>77063921
México is a pretty cool guy
>>77064018
What?
>>77064086
I'm using nigger speak, gentleman.
hey guys
STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT MY PRINCESS MONONOKE
received a filtered (You)
>>77064131
received a unfiltered (You)
>>77063933
>tfw to dumb to learn Japanese
that guy is too early
new >>77064260
>>77064260
>>77064260
>>77064260
>>77064129
hey bud
>>77064280
and you can't even put /cum/ as the subject
DISMISSED FOR BEING A RE-TARD
>>77064280
I like this edition
>>77060147
still can't find vape pen, lads.
>>77061030
Sniff a sharpie