Ballbusting edition
Konta's nips
maisie
anime
>>77055386
>>77055231
jesus christ she is ugly
>>77055350
Charlotte flair she has some nudes before she got hot I suggest you don't look at them
maisie?
Need my spuds obliterated ASAP
love triggering southern norman scum with my superior viking dna
>>77055407
Best post
The 22 years stock trader gf is moving nearby and I really like her too. May settle down with this GF for a while tbqh. She is very fit and smart and can solve a Black-Scholes equation. Our babies will be so fucking smart.
love the vikings. i'm an english viking from york please rape my sister big strong odin
>>77055323
It sick it piss it ya boy nature boy ric flairening woo 10 11 12 weeks 2 months out from the ruby baby gonna be shredded peeled 178 180 coath Adam era ripped diced barn Dorian back freaky Craig Titus look baby it sick it piss kpissoutbye
how much would it cost to rent a small hatchback/day in scotland?
>>77055479
60 dollar
>>77055468
ummm you do know anglos worshipped odin too right sweaty?
>>77055417
>>77055386
Background info on this ugly cunt you seen to be obsessed with lads?
>>77055479
60 dollar
>can solve a Black-Scholes equation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMSm_148_Bc
the prospective gf
>>77055407
>>77055448
out now just go
Are Jo
>>77055493
LOVE anglo-saxon paganism. the saxons were much more civilized before they converted to christianity
/ourguy/
>77055509
maisie
brrrraaaaapppp
>The 22 years stock trader gf is moving nearby and I really like her too. May settle down with this GF for a while tbqh. She is very fit and smart and can solve a Black-Scholes equation. Our babies will be so fucking smart.
>>77055546
>>77055568
>France literally elected Dennis from Always Sunny as president
>>77055577
https://twitter.com/girlsinyogapant/status/884789757410193408
Had a dream my saggy balls were lifted and gently placed on a squat metal cylinder, where they rested, defenseless against any torture or abuse Maisie would want to visit upon them. The cylinder itself was made from the same titanium steel alloy that was used for the manacles and ring holding me hostage and immobile. My balls were about to be caught between an immovable object and an unstoppable force, on a scale they had never experienced before.
With surprising and deceptive gentleness, Maisie pressed her hammer against my sack, pushing against the gigantic orbs until they began to bulge around the invading pillars of metal. With a smile she activated her jackhammer.
e puntavamo le pistole
dai cavalli a dondolo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebn1n5NFEJ0
the busting of my bollocks by the coward maisie williams
>>77055546
>>77055611
love hungarian-australians
love immiration
love eastbourne
hate little englanders
simple
>>77055571
u just KNOW
>CIA rigs elections, influences the media, control governments and topple them if need be in countries around the globe
>This is fine
>FSB releases some hacked emails
>RUSSIA IS EVIL WE MUST GO TO WAR WITH RUSSIA RIGHT NOW PUTIN IS HITLER
>>77055640
>>77055568
Macron alone makes me regret voting for Brexit
Genuinely fucking hate foreigners
>>77055565
Good lad.
The higher the number of gods the more tolerant the religion and culture.
Atheism: most intolerant
Religion derived from judaism: intolerant
Sikhism, buddhism, hinduism: good lads
Paganism: red pilled
Berber paganism: *picture of a brain containing the universe*
>>77055616
plan to use the d.e.n.n.i.s system at some point in my life
>>77055660
maisie
>he isn't a druid
smdh tbqh family
>>77055571
the only reason a white woman would have a picture taken with a black man is if they had sex previously or later on.
>Genuinely fucking hate foreigners
Have managed to cut out a section of the microwave door big enough to fit my bollocks through and still have the microwave working
Balls are getting nuked tonight lads
>>77055680
same
>>77055407
>>77055448
Hello plebbit
>>77055695
err
no
>Genuinely fucking hate foreigners
Imagine playing tennis while desperate for a poo
>>77055741
maisie!
Americans can be pretty chill desu, you just have to meet the right ones
>>77055709
>>77055746
I would cull off the human race save for us and repopulate the entire planet with British people if I could
same but retro choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtnvtFKSjUs
>gf is watching some bizarro shite TV series called "Say Yes to the Dress"
fucking hell I'm with a BRAINLET
just got this for christmas
>>77055741
>>77055753
Spoiler the sow boys
Justin bierbers latest releases are genuinely good
>>77055407
she a 10/10 in england
>watch deep space 9
>realise that I'm literally quark
how do I fix this?
>>77055766
spread the anglo saxon seed to every corner of the earth for the betterment of humanity
hope the fucking twat they're paying to enhance captcha is getting money pumped straight up his arsehole because otherwise his effort will not be worth the beating I'm about to deliver to his scrawny little spotty face
>>77055790
fuck off nonce
>>77055794
Judaism can't be cured unfortunately
up extra early for work:)
Why are tennis players so fucking fit?
Konta's not even that pretty but I'd lop off one of my spuds to lift up that cute little white skirt, lick her sweaty fanny and let her wrap her smooth muscular legs around while I rattle her silly
>>77055794
be yourself
>>77055827
when did he post a high quality version of that pic
>>77055848
>Konta's not even that pretty
she's a 10/10 in England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aha
>>77055848
Because it's a physically intense sport
>>77055860
quite recently, this year at least
>>77055848
wonder how many tennis balls she can fit up her sweaty tennis arse
>>77055848
have you ever played tennis senpai? you'd be fit too if you did that every day
Normies at work were actually disgusted when they asked what my birthday plans were and i sad i was only planning to chill out with a few lagers and get an early night. do other normies go out coked up on birthdays regardless if they have work the next day? couldnt imagine it 2bh
would get a few cheeky sniffs of konta's towel if i were a ball boy haha
>>77055827
go back to bed
>>77055906
by fit I mean peng x
Alan.
Would do fucking sinful things to Laura Robson and her beautiful legs
HNNNNNNNNNGG
jog on nips
>>77055820
Really didn't mean it as a controversial post. But I think that the lad is really coming into his own as an artist. I was very surprised when I found out that he is behind "What do you mean?". Only to later find out that literally all good modern bar tunes I enjoy are from him. It's kinda awkward to say because of his fame. Kinda like saying that Cristiano Ronaldo is good at football but Justin Bierber is really good at singing.
>>77055978
Did the tennis girl win?
seeing small bright pixels in my vision, through the looking glass
>>77056058
still got a while to go
How do I get my gf to stop watching vapid normie brainlet planktoid vloggers on youtube?
How do I get her to stop watching brainlet reality TV?
How do I decalcify her third eye?
Need help
>>77055939
alri
>>77056009
Katie Swan has surpassed that muppet
mid 00s choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwnf7WRAZnE
>have to go cycling in the rain
ah yes time to die
>>77056078
educate her
>>77056104
with the belt or the hand?
>>77056078
show her something else to replace it with
>>77055827
EARTHWORM JIM
Rate the pornfus
>>77056127
with your mouth words
just got Broken Sword (1996) working on th' old emulator
paris looks peng ngl
>with the belt or the hand?
>>77056184
hmmmmm
*tears up the contract*
I'm out
>>77055827
>>77055860
>>77055886
Never got this gimmick, can someone explain?
Reminder to vote if you haven't already
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408836/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408836/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408836/
IMG_1142
where are you
we need some help from you now
>>77056200
Kek. Will adapt and use with millenial pieces of shit.
http://content.tfl.gov.uk/london-rail-and-tube-services-map.pdf
aesthetic
>>77056078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc_n9OYCr8
Same problem here, gf unironically watches this daily
>>77056248
gay corbyn voters in tatters
>An aristocrat who wrote an online post offering £5,000 to anyone who ran over businesswoman Gina Miller has been found guilty of two charges of making malicious communications.
>Rhodri Colwyn Philipps, 50 - the 4th Viscount St Davids - wrote the message four days after Ms Miller won a Brexit legal challenge against the government.
>He was found guilty of two counts of making malicious communications and acquitted of a third at Westminster Magistrates' Court.
>One of the counts related to a post regarding Ms Miller, published on Facebook on 7 November 2016, which said: "£5,000 for the first person to 'accidentally' run over this bloody troublesome first generation immigrant."
>Philipps, of Knightsbridge, London, described her as a "boat jumper" and added: "If this is what we should expect from immigrants, send them back to their stinking jungles."
>>77056248
um sweety get right next time hunnybunch xx
>>77056248
rorke rigged that one
>>77056282
fucking hell
>>77056289
Why do you feel the need to post the same thing hundreds of times?
hospitals should only be open 9-5 mon-fri
>>77056176
>puddems
stellar taste
>>77056289
trumping at this
eating skips
SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I SEE ONE MORE THING ABOUT THAT LITTLE MONG SELLING HIS SWEETS FOR £50K AHHHHHHH
>>77056248
Notice how Corbynposting was strategically placed near the bottom despite being more prominent than the rest, not having it
>>77056325
dunno what yer on about mate
news article only came out 16 minutes ago
love quebecois and french people
not an anglophobe
>>77056282
hate women so fucking much
>>77056343
Why are your filenames so fucked up? Are you fucking getting them from facebook or something? Kill yourself
>hate women so fucking much
>>77056376
autism
>gf says "if you ever feel the urge to cheat on me, just leave me first"
>also frequently threatens to suicide, and I know for a fact she would attempt it if i left her for someone else
Haha, never get a gf lads.
>>77055953
Lord how grim must your sitch be if you actually think she's attractive
>>77056386
>all Russian media is propaganda
who'd have thunk it eh
>>77055616
kek
>>77056376
probably got them from twitter he's called Craig
italian is the best language
>>77056282
Every sentence they say is like an /r9k/ meme of how awful women are, jesus christ.
Bin her lad, do it quickly.
>>77055434
What's the joke?
ermm tennis gf when?
just clogged the bog lads
>>77056474
no joke i just like planes
>>77056413
need a gf like this tbf
hurry up creg we gatta get a new meer before walmart shuts
>yanks are so fucked in the head that it's an expectation that if you go to prison you'll be raped
>>77055438
MY HERITAGE
>>77056078
Give her capital volume 1
>>77056282
Jesus Christ wtf is this shit ban that shit from her
Don't think this new "romanian" character is here to last. /brit/ is a harsh place for namefags.
>>77056508
>>77056453
for a clown to speak. at the circus
>>77056514
>they make jokes about it and seem to think its a good thing
their peasantlike bloodthirstiness knows no bounds
>>77056508
outstanding post
>>77056533
maisie?
reminder that female selfishness leads to mass murder
if any of these incels could got their cocks sucked, they wouldn't have gone on a shooting rampage
>>77056533
hes been here for the while
hes the bender who posts the black cat and went to america with his sister
'urry up ashley we gotta ge' a new meer b4 tescoes closes innit u 'orrible lidl mag SHUT IT!
>>77056514
>British people are so fucked in the head it's an expectation that you should convert to Islam for better treatment like food/protection etc
alri
>>77056557
Why isn't are Elliot on there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38LsVlSVe0Q
>>77056282
Yanks are a disgusting breed
the females especially
all shall love me and despair
>>77056557
God I fucking hate white people
>>77056508
there's walmarts in poo peeland?
>>77056591
>hurr I get all my worldly information from /pol/ memes
>>77056562
*Takes an air like he knows what the black cat and the trip to america is*
Ah right
>>77056623
just shut the fuck up
The School Census for under 18s
In 1998, no town in Britain had a town where the white children were a minority. Every major town in Britain had a majority of White British children.
This changed in 1999.
In 1999, Slough became the first town where the White British under 18s became a minority, under 50%.
In 2000, Nelson followed.
In 2001, Batley and Greater London also became minority white in the under-18s.
In 2002, Leicester.
In 2003, no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2004, Birmingham.
In 2005, Luton.
In 2006, no new towns. The last year no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2007, Keighley.
In 2008, Burton on Trent.
In 2009, High Wycombe.
In 2010, Bradford.
In 2011, Manchester.
In 2012, Dewsbury.
In 2013, Huddersfield.
In 2014, Halifax.
In 2015, Sandwell, Blackburn, Reading and Watford.
In 2016, Nottingham, Wolverhampton and Oxford.
In 2017, Bedford and Coventry.
>>>/d/7523028
L-lads I think I'm a bit bent just wanked to this
>>77056645
>>77056669
think you forgot the picture this time sweety x
>>77056632
>hurr I get my worldy laughs from lazy anti-americanism
Yeah and the better treatment of Muslim inmates and their vast over representation their is just another DAILY MAIL lie
>>77056671
wot fuk is this
explain yourself
>>77056637
maisie
she won't have to clean bogs any more now he has his 2:2 from UCLan
tried to convert to Sikhism to fight the muslim menace without fear of being called racist but they said my beard wasn't good enough
>>77056514
Not really going to shed a tear if a paedo gets it up the bum
>>77056669
Delete this please mate x
>>77056720
cute lads
>>77056715
>from lazy anti-americanism
Fuck off yank
>>77056732
Why is she so angry with him?
>>77056715
Oh I didn't realise you were talking about prisons specifically. Make clearer posts
She's amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p5oUrC_RVY
>>77056669
good! means there's still work to be done
>>77056671
Vulgar
Probably nonce material
>>77056732
You can tell just from his face that he's a dim twat
>you arrive at the mars embassy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Islam_in_prisons
>According to "Muslim Prisoners' Experiences" report by Chief Inspector of Prisons, Dame Anne Owers, conversion to Islam in prisons in the United Kingdom is attributed to converts seeking "support and protection in a group with a powerful identity" and "perceptions of material advantages of identifying as Muslim" in prison, including perks or "material benefits" available only to Muslims "such as more time out of their cell and better food during Ramadan if they become Muslim".[12]
/pol/ racists get everywhere now, even wikpedia, sickening
>>77056732
jesus christ she looks like a frumpy middle aged mum already
>>77056788
Looks like he's aged a bit
>>77056784
Not a nonce simple as
>vulgar
Um no sweaty x
>>77056562
3 ¢ut of 6 are white
spend £170 on an xbox one S on my debit or nail myself to a cross in debt and buy a £700 'gaming' laptop with an i5 + 1050 gtx (non-ti) on my credit card??
>>77056804
why don't you just ban muslims then?
>>77056732
what a fat cunt
>>77056804
This is a thing that happens. It's mostly moderates / non-religious asians converting to radical islam though to avoid beatings and to get access to drugs.
Ramadan food is shit in prison, not worth converting just for that. Especially since the others will stab you for smoking during the day
Just finished Life is Strange lads
Strange game desu
caught an episode of Loose Women earlier and my chakras are dangerously out of line
GP told me that the NHS wouldn't recover a £2500 energy cleansing/realignment course with my local reiki therapist and I am fucking FURIOUS
>>77056855
top tier ayyfu
>>77056830
you could take option C and grow the fuck up
>>77056830
How about neither and instead do your part in saving the white race
>>77056850
Who will cook my ethnic food????? I WILL HAVE TO EAT BEANS ON TOAST EVERY DAY
Didn't know that leicester is such a diverse, vibrant city. Makes me like it even more.
>>77056887
maisie
>>77056830
is this bait?
no, you should never buy a 'gaming' laptop
underclocked GPUs that share the same copper cooling pipe
no ram, no gpu speed
>>77056669
>In 2009, High Wycombe.
Tiiiiiiim
>>77056887
it's diverse wouldn't call it vibrant
>>77056910
haha he lives there :D
Where are you? Hardcore here
>>77056875
W I D E
>>77056871
kek
>>77056830
obviously the former you fucking spastic
gaming laptops are shit
Graduated lads
>>77056960
congratulations
>>77056669
We had a Jewish immigration minister for a while
>>77056887
Now imagining more than half the posters on /r/lcfc are rasheeds raging behind their computers about Mahrez leaving and how they are in their own right to ask for 50 millions because "a contract is a contract". Makes the experience 10x funnier kek
>>77056960
Congrats
You know you're never leaving 4chan right
>>77056887
>it's diverse
It hasn't reached full diversity yet, shockingly it's still around 40% white.
>>77056830
buy books instead
>>77056981
maisie!
>>77056960
welcome to being a neet
>>77056960
Manchester
>>77056960
alri tom
>>77056923
>printing memes
Me
>nail myself to a cross in debt
>£700
>>77056972
Thanks
>>77056983
I know
>gf broke up with me
feels bad.... fuck do I do now except smoke weed and get fucked up?
So virginity was a topic of discussion in the office today. An older guy about 45 was getting the piss taken because he apparently lost his at around 19/20. They tried to guess mine, one said 16, one said 19, one said 22. I'm a 29 year old virgin.
Also, a 21 year old girl had no qualms in admitting she has shagged more than 25 guys.
>>77057046
FOB
>>77056830
You realise library cards are free right?
>>77057024
imagine not wearing a tie to graduation
scruffy cunt
>the jews are to blame
alri, failure
>FOY
>>77057088
wow it's almost as if sex is a natural act
>>77056877
ah yes do adult activities like watching love island or refreshing facebook while drinking cheap lager/wine
>>77056879
i'm basically autistic mate so women are disgusted just from sharing the same room as me let alone letting me fuck them
>>77056909
>>77056956
i literally live in a shed so i have no space for a gaming desktop
>>77056991
already buy loads of books lad
>>77057095
you what mate?
mad how donald dumpf literally might get impeached over collusion with russia
>>77057067
spend time with the friends you neglected during the relationship, they forgive you
>>77057132
>i literally live in a shed so i have no space for a gaming desktop
I don't recall asking you povvo cunt, get the xbox you fucking manchild freak shed dwelling virgin
do one
>>77057153
Oh I never neglected my friends m8 don't worry
Still feel bad tho
>>77057088
It’s a fact, I mused to myself, that in societies like ours sex truly represents a second system of differentiation, completely independent of money; and as a system of differentiation it functions just as mercilessly. The effects of these two systems are, furthermore, strictly equivalent. Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization. Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women, others with none. It’s what’s known as ” the law of the market”. In an economic system where unfair dismissal is prohibited, every person more or less manages to find their place. In a sexual system where adultery is prohibited, every person more or less manages to find their bed mate. In a totally liberal economic system certain people accumulate considerable fortunes; others stagnate in unemployment and misery. In a totally liberal sexual system certain people have a varied and exciting erotic life; others are reduced to masturbation and solitude.
ummm... where is YUZU?
>>77057151
not seen once piece of solid evidence yet an it's been like 9 months
>>77057132
>ah yes do adult activities like watching love island or refreshing facebook while drinking cheap lager/wine
a mystifying response
>>77057194
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40574564
>ah yes do adult activities like watching love island or refreshing facebook while drinking cheap lager/wine
fucking hell, incels really have no grasp on reality do they
>>77057151
mad that russians can take over america and therefore the world but can't sort their own gaff out
>autistic egghead virgin lives in a shed full of books
bellowing
>>77057186
https://twitter.com/yuzu_amanatsu/media
shes safe
>>77056923
bath mentioned
>>77057132
Pineal Status: DOA
>>77057088
so did you give them an age or what
>>77057201
*sticks fingers in ears*
NOPE HE HAS DONE NOTHING
muh dick
>>77057165
>I don't recall asking you povvo cunt, get the xbox you fucking manchild freak shed dwelling virgin
>do one
>>77057177
what did he mean by this?
>>77057177
seize the means of reprodution
north korea is like a schizophrenic mental illness but an entire country
>>77057177
something needs to happen with this truth
>>77057201
aha mad
he legitimately might be done, this breaks a number of laws
>>77057250
that's right incel, crawl back in your hole
>>77057257
did you just keep dodging the question then or what? or were they talking about you behind your back and you just overheard?
>>77057201
You realize this woman was not part of the Russian government, right? You are really grasping at straws.
>caring about women
uh oh
shed dweller shed dweller
Don't see the point of having an amazing pic on tinder that you spent ages taking that isn't a true representation of your looks if the person will just be revolted by you irl
trains?
>>77057215
good i was worried
>>77057281
>this breaks a number of laws
it actually doesn't break any law which is why he released the emails in the first place.
>>77057294
I dodged it until a manager walked by and everyone stopped talking shit and had to pretend to look busy, then the topic was dropped
small brain: opposing trump for working with russia
big brain: realising this is just petty bourgeois drama and meaningless in an era of world capitalism
giant brain: realising it's a good thing
>>77057322
where is this from
>>77057361
they know
>>77057333
better than having them be revolted immediately
>>77057373
[redacted]
>>77057333
if you have to fraud a pic to look good, you shouldn't be on tinder
>listening to an asmr medical roleplay
>just drifting off
>she starts doing homeopathy to the microphone
and dropped
looks like im staying up for the next hour :-)
>>77057376
Yes, some of the men must intuitively know from the way I react to these conversations, but some of them don't know me well, and since I'm not a recluse, not deformed, obese or religious it's beyond their comprehension for someone my age to be a virgin.
took LSD now i'm an authority on science, religion and existentialism
>>77057322
>>77057431
what time do you start work
>>77057177
>tfw sexual pauper
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/is-love-racist-the-dating-game
looking forward to this
>>77057454
i fricking love science
erm off t'gym lads ta-rah
Lifting weights in the shed
Quick question:
"Prose" in English means only artistic books, not any scientific books like historical sources, right?
wiped my arse now i'm an authority on hygiene within the workplace
took modafinil now i have a masters degree
Our demands most moderate are – We only want the earth
>>77057441
tomorrow you should fight the hardest bloke to get back the respect you lost
>>77057455
>T_D shill snaps back with a rebuttal in minutes
>>77057455
WHY did he do this when he said yesterday the meeting wasnt about clinton dirt but was about Russian adoption laws
Is he trying to shoot himself in the foot?
>>77057468
toil commences at 9, like to be in by 8:30
meant to be out of bed by 7
>>77057485
Prose is the opposite of poetry. Plain writing rather than rythmic.
It applies to anything, but would generally only be brought up in terms of literature rather than academic materials
>>77057485
Think history can be prose
>>77057470
Channel 4 is headed by a Jewish dude
20 minutes til I find out if I've won the Italian lottery
might join these lads
http://www.socialist-labour-party.org.uk/policies.html
>>77057511
>h-how dare you defend your president
>you're clearly from reddit!!
brilliant
>>77057514
because that's apparently what the women really wanted the talk about. the russia dirt was just an attempt to get him to actually meet with her.
>>77057485
Anything can be written in prose
The history of the decline and fall of the Roman empire is a history book but you'd say it was written in prose
>>77057470
how does c4 get away with being blatantly not left wing but far left despite being publicly funded
>>77057514
>>77057455
He released the emails cause the NYT were going to publish them anyway tomorrow, and he figured it was somehow better if he released the evidence incriminating him himself
control of info and all that
>>77057244
This woman is fit, strong, and beautiful, and unlike Kim K, doesn't need to have disgusting cellulite airbrushed off to look good. Inspiring to see what hard work at the gym can result in - Wish more models had bodies like this! All these haters in the comments are bitter flabby land whales who are resentful of other women who actually engage in basic body maintenance for making THEM look bad by comparison.
>33 thumbs down