Strawpoll edition
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408836
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408836
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408836
anime
'zu
quite like buddleias
Praise kek you cuck, /brit/ is a magapede general.
does /brit/ like yanks
*arm and hammers you into paste*
>>77053663
ugly gremlin
>>77053630
anime is british culture
miss him so much just want him back x
dot rotten desu
>>77053690
homosexual
Alright then, time to watch Ice Poseidon act a fool.
I'll be in here if you need me
https://www.iceposeidon.com/
>>77053685
yank posters? no.
yank people? they're alright
>>77053685
disgusting fat oafs
>i'm not in the strawpoll
>>77053605
>gayposting
>gimmick
try again sweaty xx
is this an accurate representation of our country
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408907/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408907/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408907/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408907/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13408907/
>>77053685
not racist just don't want em here, simple as
What about this, lads?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wrigleys-Peppermint-Sugarfree-Microgranules-Pieces/dp/B000OABKLO/
>>77053692
>jojo
Utterly dispatch yourself you utter runt
is catposting the perfect gimmick?
>>77053731
fucking hell this lad does my fucking nut in
Reckless and CJayRide are the only good ones
>>77053767
contrarian
>>77053764
ice is the weakest of the extra's
p money or dot rotten
Looks like my town has become culturally enriched over the weekend
Ah yes
>>77053810
dot, depends if P money can send back something decent
>>77053748
who's this m8? x
>he doesn't like trainposting
>>77053783
reckful? the balding jew? can't stand the runt
I tried watching CJayRide once but I must have caught him at a bad time because I thought it was extremely boring in comparison to ice
>>77053764
>Sugarfree
https://www.fda.gov/ohrms/dockets/dailys/03/jan03/012203/02p-0317_emc-000199.txt
>Brain tumors
>Multiple sclerosis
>Epilepsy
>Chronic fatigue syndrome
>Parkinson's Disease
>Alzheimer's
>Mental retardation
>Lymphoma
>Birth defects
>Fibromyalgia
>Diabetes
>Arthritis (including Rheumatoid)
>Chemical Sensitivities
>Attention Deficit Disorder
>>77053852
his japan streams have been pretty fun
ice is only fun because he's a rude spastic
DURR HOMIE
>>77053789
Runtrarian
>>77053885
contrarirunt
>>77053764
the one's that are on offer are the ones that are shit and not worth the paper they're packed in anyway
>>77053865
I'm fucked up anyway. If this shit hastens my demise than I welcome it with open arms.
>>77053902
cuntruntian
business idea: genocide everyone who has ever played rocket league
there's a kikeposting gimmick in the youtube comments
>>77053882
>ice is only fun because he's a rude spastic
I know, I don't financially support him (adblock, never donated) - I just find his content entertaining :)
>Afghanistan will NEVER be communist again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmg7XjnQots
>>77053952
pls no
>>77053952
t.just lost a game of rocket league
>>77053700
what is he up to now
>>77053952
t. shit at rocket league
>>77053952
you just lost a game of rocket league didnt you hahaha
>>77053986
it's loads better now :^)
>>77053685
yes
>>77053892
delete this mate
>>77053952
i bet you're shit at rocket league
>finally get back on track with cut
>go into work
>'alri anon want to come out for a curry?'
>>77053987
>>77053988
>>77053998
>>77053999
>>77054028
big fan of this new runt trap
VERY effective
/brit/ was fun for a few months in 2013 when generals were a novelty and it was actually nice to have lots of Brits in one thread
Now it's a stale, boring, and bitter cesspool which needs to die
thinking about how shit British cities are compared to france/germany again lads
So this, is what the dream feels like
>According to Capmas, Egypt’s statistics agency, tourism dropped by almost 42 per cent between 2015 and 2016. It’s a disaster for the industry, and I lost count of the times strangers on the street would come up to us and ask why the tourists were staying away.
:(
>>77053692
just looked through all my anime pics and only have 2 with the union jack, very concerning
Made 8 million credits in 5 hours on Elite Dangerous last night. Jealous?
!!!ATTENTION!!!
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCENEMT FROM /LEFTYPOL/:
we run dis shit nao ;-)
love monarchies
hate pre-90s communism
simples
>>77054056
remove the comma
>>77053837
frank wolf
hes dead now
>>77054072
>only 2 with the union jack
step up
>>77054051
i regularly think how shitty all once glorious western cities are today
Been a long day at work
Feel utterly drained
>>77054095
>leftypol
>important
Jog on.
>>77054056
give me an angry korean gf
business idea: monarcho-communism
>>77054036
>tfw youre not a manlet so you're on a permabulk
>>77054051
london is nice
>>77054051
i'm sorry you are poor
>>77054051
london
oxford
cambridge
york
are all peng lad
>>77054050
We should meet at spee instead
>>77054109
but, why
Do you smoke /brit/?
Me neither
I don't smoke cigarettes
I don't smoke cigars
I don't smoke a pipe
*faux west-indian accent* I don't smoke the reefa
>watching Question Time clips about immigration
>ordinary people insisting they don't want more migrants and hate the way their country is changing
>ivory tower academics and detached politicians responding with, "here's why you're wrong and a racist"
white genocide is real
Are they activated, or do I have to do that myself?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004XJ72HI
>>77054115
yeah birmingham, bradford and leicester were all class before da pakis came over init
sometimes wonder how close i am to a dead body (excluding graves)
maybe there is one in my neighbors house lol
>>77054213
bradford was unironically cosy as fuck
>>77054135
are you a girl
>>77054213
without the pakis birmingham would be a great city
>>77054192
>genocide
>>77054176
That comma kind of works, I don't know how to explain why the other comma doesn't work. Sorry.
>>77054221
carried my best m8 at his funeral. was weird thinking about him being the other side of the wood desu
Feeling sad and unoptomistic
holy fucking shit
he's showing his full power level
Why are there so many Pakistanis in the UK?
Thinking about getting a new game on Steam
Any recommendations?
These are my current ones for reference. My computer is a piece of shit btw and can't handle anything too recent
>cultural marxism
>>77054244
>intentional action to destroy a people (usually defined as an ethnic, national, racial, or religious group) in whole or in part
>>77054241
i can be whatever you want sweaty x
>Anywhere rural
>Any small middle class market town
>London
>York
>Oxford
>Cambridge
>Harrogate
>Bath
>Bristol
>Exeter
>Edinburgh
>>77054213
Birmingham had a higher average wage than London in the 60s then the evil southern cunts got jealous and started a smear campaign
>>77054262
>>77054266
consecutive retard governments invited them here
>>77054262
fake news
>>77054269
Terrible library
Get a PS4 and stop being lame
>>77054274
what is being done to destroy white people?
>>77054274
>intentional
just because white people are having less kids than non-whites doesn't make it some grandiose conspiracy to "genocide" them
>>77054266
empire, commonwealth immigration, blair, cameron & may
>>77054307
t. child
there are only two good places to live in the country and they are Solihull and Failsworth
>>77054269
Hollow Knight
>>77054287
switch bristol for inverness and you've got a good list
I need a fix cause I am going down
>>77054319
How does advocating immigration destroy white people?
>>77054298
>>77054316
In America the 1963 heart Keller act ended European immigration and opened USA for the third world, completely destroyed our demographics and created the le 56% meme that exists today
>>77054269
>republic commando
>>77054266
If you're in the Commonwealth you have free reign to come to Britain. Commonwealth immigration (pakis, Jamaicans) has had a disastrous effect
Fuck the Queen for not disbanding the shitty worthless Commonwealth fucking hag
>>77054362
Kys
>>77054359
displacement through resource competition and wealth redistribution
>>77054362
Never noticed the shadow before
>>77054338
hey failsworth is my gimmick!
doing a postmodernity
>>77053830
p's reply is fucking quality desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH9il1MY6w4&feature=youtu.be
reckon scotland has overtaken england as the best part of the uk
Solihull is ugly as fuck
You just know the North is grim if Solihull is considered 'nice'
>>77054374
false.
you had free-reign between 1948 and 1962 + after that they made family migration quite easy + the there were certain acts that created windows in which it was easy to become a british citizen.
nowadays its fairly difficult to come over from pakistan.
>>77054374
>disbanding it
>not just limiting it to aus, nz, and canada
>>77054398
wrong
anyone find exercise utterly unbearable
>>77053810
dot rotten, not a contest
>>77054398
strong b8
>>77054398
Wrong
>>77054287
this except i hate london, too much crime, too far gone, there are nice rich areas sure, but everything is overpriced, traffic is awful and it feels like being in another country looking around at the population. also part and parcel mayor. other than that, it's really just the north that's horrible
>>77054176
the bit before and after the comma should make sense on their own
EG:
I went to the grocery shop, it was closed.
I went to the grocery shop. It was closed.
>YES
So this, is what the dream feels like.
So this. Is what the dream feels like.
>NO
>>77054398
guaranteed replies
>>77054400
>solihull
>the North
ummm try again sweaty x
>>77054381
Most labour market studies of the impact of immigration suggest at least for wages and employment, immigrants don't have any long run effect - besides sort of impelling natives to occupationally upgrade.
Conversely there is a case to be made that migrants to places that were facing depopulation like say boston (in england), helped revive the local services there sheerly out of necessity.
>>77054447
t. vauxhall mong who houseshares with cunts and walked around waterloo for a bit and thinks all of London is shit
>>77054447
t. spacker who has never been to london
OR
t. poor person
>>77054412
Commonwealth immigration has ALWAYS been higher than even Eastern European immigration at its peak you doughnut. And the difference is that most Eastern Europeans return home
Pakis/Indians find ways to bend the rules, mostly through marriage
london's too big
Guys. It's time for some game theory.
>>77054419
The commonwealth of nations is one thing (countries that were part of the british empire (though not strictly anymore) and are now part of the club)
Commonwealth realms are another (countries that share the queen)
both have little bearing on your chances of migraitng to the UK - besides being able to get civil service jobs as a commonwealth citizen.
they did however have free movement historically.
What keeps you guys going?
>>77054398
*checks if Northern Ireland still exists*
*it does*
um sweetie...
>>77054266
they are our commonwealth brothers
>>77054506
That's what makes it good. Its like 200 towns bolted together
>>77054518
food tastes nice
also wanking
also shitposting
>>77054451
good
that helps
>>77054487
let me double check this against the statistics.
I some how doubt this, given that even marriage migration is not as straight forward as just coming over from poland.
>>77054522
Sheed
>>77054468
>(((Most labour market studies)))
fuck off with your kike funded (((research)))
>>77054400
>muh aesthetics
>>77054518
narcissism
>>77054518
not much
i think it's just that i dont want to hurt my family by killing myself
>>77054555
not an argument
>>77054518
want to see WW3
>>77054538
ah so you're saying it's some sort of frankenstein's monster of a city?
>>77054518
its called inertia
>>77054518
benderposting
>>77054487
>Commonwealth immigration has ALWAYS been higher
hmmmmm i wonder why
>>77054362
Delete this image RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>77054587
Shut up nerd
Me and the gf
>>77054518
the hope it gets better
>>77054575
t. Rasheed Reza bangash
raaah P's dub is ard still
hope dot sends back again
>>77054623
what a hideous specimen on the right
>>77054561
Good argument, well made.
>>77054623
such a punchable face
>>77054461
>>77054444
>>77054437
>>77054421
>>77054521
come on lads, it's time to take the jockpill
how much time do you spend watching anime in a week?
just want her back lads
>>77054518
fear of pain
>>77054683
none
>>77054668
grim
Boss took me out for a few pints after work and I'm fucking pissed, head is swimming
thoughts on cute aston villa boys?
>>77054687
so get an irish passport and fuck off
>>77054660
people don't want demographic and cultural shift. all these autistic (((economists))) always redirect with financial arguments
>>77054683
one week
>>77054687
Kys rumeno di merda
>>77054623
*cucks you*
>>77054708
sheed
>>77054050
I agree
>>77054715
umm sweety x
>>77054668
Hello Sara
>>77054749
>perth
grim
>>77054683
about 1-2 hours tops
>>77054734
patrician
>>77054774
are you really japenese
>>77054774
are you a real japanese human
I wonder what FatCam is doing right now
>>77054735
taci bestie
me on the left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thbo1d23RXg&t=0s
Lmfao, Tarquin brexiteers utterly btfo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40574754
Just went to south Africa (on tinder)
>>77054787
>>77054789
woah
Never watched anime in my life
>>77054797
Zingaro I will fucking kill you
never actually been to scotland but reckon it's dead nice
Redpill me on jelqing
Already got a 7.5 incher but I'd quite like to get it up to a nice 8
My real problem is that looks really small flaccid, so if I ever got debagged my reputation would take a hit
Does jelqing give you a bigger flaccid dong?
>>77054774
What are your thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXjd7GkHKfU
>>77054817
it is went to loch lomond last summer going back to scotland next month
Do you think the Queen has someone who wipes her arse for her?
>>77054482
>>77054483
I have a rich aunt who lives in london. i used to enjoy visiting her as a child, but not in the last 10 years. my family are from london. even if you're super rich, unless your employment literally requires you to be there, there are much nicer places to live than London.
>>77054554
>>77054487
it seems you're right. but if you go by country, i think there are more poles (born) than indian (born) for example.
given that we're comparing like 8 countries against like 50.
>>77054728
not genocide though is it.
any rapist man in
>>77054822
there is a risk of damaging your dick beyond repair with that, I'd say when you have a 7+ incher you shouldnt take the risk
>>77054787
>>77054789
hmmmmmmmm
>>77054859
is that a no
>>77054830
I went and it was all fucking muddy and shit
>>77054392
rah didn't see this
huuuuuuuge
Business idea: take the jockpill
You arrive on Venus.
*swallows the jock pill and begs for more*
>>77054451
that's the semi-colon rule
>>77053845
have lived near a major train line for years, can separate each class by rail noise
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
>>77054894
post picturesque vistas in Scotland
>>77054897
Steal the planets metal and copper as I'm a fucking subhuman Romania who lives in the UK
how do you stop cringy memories from repeating themselves over and over
Quality of /brit/ during the day
00.00-02.00 Best time, all the runts and kids have gone too bed, but it's not get late enough that only neets are left awake. Nice mix of humorous shitposting and actual discussion
02.00 - 06.00 Possibly the worst time on /brit/. Thread is all Australians yanks and leafs, and an occasional neet. Thailad mainly posts during these hours, just to put the cherry on top of this awful time slot
06.00 - 10.00 UK flags are waking up, but thread is mainly Australians and thailad
10.00 - 13.00 Thread is finally majority brit flags again, supremely comfy time when discussions actually occur
13.00 - 16.00 Discussions will have gone awry as everyone's autistic nature means they argue over something stupid for all threads in this time slot. Very boring unless you want to autistically sperg on a British theme.
16.00 - 18.00 Thread gets busier as people come home from work/uni. The autistic afternoon argument slowly gets ignored. A fairly decent time
18.00 - 20.00 The last time before the evening rush. Still some minimal discussion, mainly gimmick posting however. At this point gimmick posting is still amusing
20.00 - 23.00 Evening rush. Number of JFs increases, especially yanks, and thread is essentially 50 or so people yelling catchphrases at each other. No discussion, any potentially funny gimmicks are beaten to death at this point, threads move at supersonic speeds. Avoid at all costs.
23.00 - 00.00 At this point you can safely return to posting.
>>77054937
oi
pipe down yea
the goal is to one day pretend to be on my phone sitting on a wall in the back of a grime video
>>77054936
Love Paul Gascoigne lads and I don't care what anyone thinks. I want to get drunk one evening with Gazza and snuggle up under the covers watching a film about football
>>77054959
God's own country
>>77054945
>06.00 - 10.00 UK flags are waking up, but thread is mainly Australians and thailad
most comfy time 2bh
>>77054951
Romanians are not human and deserve to be genocided
>>77054936
I swear down blacks just looks like the bookiest bredda
>>77054991
Haha alri' Adolf
>>77054983
ummm wrong place sweaty but both are nice x
>>77054999
>>77054959
>glen affric
peak comfy
>>77055005
It the truth. Humanity won't be safe until every last Romanian is purged from the planet
>>77054983
who mentioned Yorkshire?
Walking home laughing at those who thought the sun and heat would never end almost made the 8 hours of toil beforehand worth it.
Lots of lasses in white tops looking VERY transparent too
>>77054823
like almost all struggles that ever have happened on this planet, the only outcome for us is a meme
Might watch either lotr or stranger things tonight. Suggestions?
Business idea: permaban anyone who posts 'um sweaty x' or any variation thereof
Guarantee the quality of discussion will improve overnight
>>77054962
Wonder what William thinks now with this big plaque out in public telling the world he is a pussy
>>77055022
>>77055052
umm no sweaty x
>>77055014
>>77055035
if there is a large city within 100 miles, it ain't comfy
>>77055043
watch anime instead
>>77055041
Well then what's your opinion on communism?
>>77055063
think you're wrong x
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the international ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this busting ground ,
and white cuckold men made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, gore storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With IV drips attatched to their arms like the hoses attatched to automobile gas tanks, pumping them with steroids.
Then after they were injected they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The bulls went through thousands of exercises before they entered the smashing room,
arranged in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of cuckolds lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus where the bulls would bring down the hammer, I even saw that one had my name on it, it was beckoning to me
There were changing room facilities for the men to put their clothes while they got sterilised.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>77055112
>>77055112
>ballbusting
stopped reading here.
>>77055097
fuck york
they're somehow proud about being raped by vikings
>Romanians are not human and deserve to be genocided
(mostly) not an argument
>>77055060
"English welcome"
Mad that eurocucks all have to learn English haha
>>77055140
Jorvik might be the worst tourist "attraction" I've ever seen
>>77054872
well, if i ought to say, they are two nos
>>77055140
york was founded by vikings you muppet
>>77055163
Once we leave the EU it will be banned and they'll have to learn French instead
only got 3hrs of sleep so tired
>>77055165
t. southern norman
>>77055146
just been reading about the measles outbreak that killed 20 kids. ah yes
>>77055146
The Hungarians did nothing wrong
>>77055170
Dont think so hen xxxx
>>77055184
need some names sweaty x
>>77055201
she is so qt
post more
>>77055112
fantastic
truly a daring synthesis
>>77055201
Not bad for a tranny
7/10 transition
>>77055092
their songs are super cool
>>77055201
:'(
>>77055170
proving my point laddie
going for another wank
gf just slid this up in my dm's
>>77055238
Not really. To be raped by vikings it had to already be there
If they founded it, there's nothing to rape except sheep
most gypsies i've interacted with have been top lads
some work for my dad
at school, one girl was smart (went to the math olympics together), one was dumb and one was rich (castle tower)
>>77055238
>>77055206
btw you're speaking language invented by vikings x
>>77055201
fanning's fanny
>>77055229
good lass
?
>>77055257
it existed in a very small sense as eofwic, but it didn't become important until the vikings settled there and turned it into the seat of danelaw england
>>77053605
Heck, you guys are even in r9k.
You only need a foothold in /gif/
>>77055263
Gypsies as well as romanians are the worst people in the entire WORLDz thank God none live here
Limmy isnt funny
>>77055283
looks like the joker. silly bint
>>77055283
isn't that ric flair's daughter?
>>77055257
go and read about st brice massacre and why it happened spastic
>>77055263
99% are trash
Irish gypsies maybe have a higher IQ of about 5 still trash
>>77055299
/brit/ and /britfeel/ are sister threads
Most of the rest are temporary occupations
>>77055283
fucking peng
name?
>>77055323
It is
>>77055324
that doesn't disprove his point at all you cretin
>>77055185
Irish BTFO yet again lmao
>>77055205
yes
>>77055368
the upper class elite of ireland speak french anyway so they'll have no problems adapting
>>77054822
doesn't work and just breaks your dick