/brit/

don't like pakis

>>77050450
fucking hell lad aren't you lucky? living the dream

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anime

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>my kurva anyatok gimmick is being used
lol

love windows neptune
hate windows xp
simples

>haha guys I'm sooo old that I don't even remember when the 3 months I had off for summer were. Was it January to April??? I'm toon old to remember!

When people try this hard it's obviously a cover for actually being a child

>>77050478
fuck, I'm rock hard now, thanks

>living on an oil rig

What

>>77050499
woah he's a big boy

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rorkesheed's gonna freak!

>>77050499
>>77050509
woah

>>77050509
>>77050499
wahey

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>>77050471
*ahem*

>>77050494
other generals have been doing it for ages tbf

>>77050499
feel sorry for him
imagine dating a woman who unapologetically "hates men"

>>77050499
>>77050509
she looks like she's going to murder him

>>77050517
THIS is what Islam should be

*riles up the runts*
*riles up the rorkes*
*riles up the lefties*

oh I appear to have riled the runts three times, whoops

hurt my tongue trying to scrape off the white shite

>>77050499
Thought that was Zooey Deschanel for second. Feel like I got proper conned into clicking that.

>>77050517
dont care

any runt man in

>>77050499
>>77050509
is she preggers?

>>77050509
jesus christ sara sort out your posture

>>77050478
good post

>>77050551
use a brush you disgusting cunt

>>77050546
>>77050541
what mental illness does she have? asking unironically btw

>>77050517
Idk why but I find this cute.

playing deus ex

>>77050577
depression

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>>77050499
>>77050509
sara is an actual 6/10 without angles and lighting and makeup

feel like I've been conned

>>77050503
I love onions but I'm not going to take a bite out of a raw one with the skin still on and everything

>>77050478
janitor

>>77050580
DEUSeriously EXpect me to care

>>77050576
brush doesn't work very well so used a spoon under the advice of a reddit post
>>77050591
is that all??

>>77050605
Hahaha! :'^)

>>77050510
Creased

>>77050577
communism

>>77050599
yea well thats why you weren't pm of aus then innit

>>77050580
*pulls the plug out of the wall*

How many times? No videogames until you finish your homework.

>>77050596
She just looks like your average lefty. Not attractive

>>77050624
I never made a serious attempt to be PM of australia

GET HOME

YOU'RE GROUNDED

FOR THE WEEK

>>77050525
it's actually pretty shit

so bloody boring, so dry. only like 60 pages long but there was nothing in it, very much like most communist prose. very leaden, very mechanistic, big slab paragraphs. very inhuman

i remember getting to the end reading "Workers of the World Unite!" with the exclamation point and not getting nearly as excited as Marx and Engels probably were when they wrote it

>>77050603
who'd you think posted it?

>>77050599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPVCKnkKWA

>>77050499
>>77050509
>he got a 2:2 in sports science from UCLan

HOWLING

>>77050517
We need more of this. Only way we can take the piss out of their religion without being arrested.

>>77050596
shes caked in makeup in this picture you idiot

suddenly forgot where I spent the period from june-september for 12-18 years of my life lads

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*incessant blubbering*

>>77050626
Who the fuck do you think you are? My boyfriend?

>>77050499
she looks possessed

>>77050577
@sara_davidson: @_kljx I've got PPD and AvPD and they just pass it off as anxiousness bc they don't have staff that understand them :) so so good

>>77050638
never got grounded, mum probably figured i'd just rebel even more lol

why didn't you just do what you want and ignore your parents?

>>77050510
>kids get THREE months off now
In my day it were a three-day weekend, with time and half down t' mill.

>>77050499
>sara was in preston and I had no idea
Fuck sake lads.

french onion soup is delish

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>>77050596

she's 'ri

>>77050679
Mam would spark us out, that's why.

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>>77050610
>under the advice of a reddit post

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>>77050679

>>77050675
aisha has a personality disorder as well lmao, really makes me think that does
>>77050703
physical abuse is NOT okay

I think it was really great being 8 years old, but... my memory falters me... being so many moons ago..

>>77050689
should have gone up and said you were from /brit/

she would have started attacking you

funny how the most left-wing people i know irl have some kinds of mental illness

and what do you know! the commieslags all talk about their mental illness!

and what do you know! all the leftypol posters are gay and bisexual!

have never been grounded or hit by my parents

be honest

do you enjoy life?

>>77050695
It totally is. It's like peppery/herby onion gravy with veggies and stuff in it. Love it.

>>77050747
i guess

>>77050737
it's like there's a connection or something

>>77050708
always enjoy seeing this

>>77050747
no, I hate every second of it, I wish I was dead

>>77050747
Love life.
Love pints.
Simple as.

>>77050741
spastic

>>77050764
hello leftypol

>>77050708
never being grounded makes me hard?
heh
thanks kid

>>77050747
no i hate it so much if not for family wud have killed myself

>>77050749
have you ever made it yourself?

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Birmingham

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>>77050747
no

>>77050784
screeching at you
*flicks your ear really hard*

Only ever read one book completely through lmao but because I was made to

there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with corporal punishment

however I don't think I could ever do it to my kids they'll walk all over me in the future haha

>>77050551
how the fuck do I get that shite off
also what is it
very concerning

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>>77050747
Loving life :)

>>77050741
Same. Not because I was good, but because they were pretty bad parents. I'm such a spineless jelly fuck with no discipline because of it.

>>77050747
I hated it until Corbyn came along.

>>77050747
not really but it's better than the alternative

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>>77050789
This tbqh

>>77050807
you dont need to, you can have discipline many other ways

>>77050806
jesus how stupid are you

HATE odd numbers

>>77050811
i think the white shite on my tongue is a fungal infection, it just keeps coming back every time i scrape it off ffs

>>77050747
i suppose, given the alternative

>>77050806
how is this possible
didnt you go to school? surely a full education involves reading more than one book
you didnt even read roald dahl books as a kid?

>>77050790
No, but I've added stuff to a can of Heinz french onion soup. Fried some chopped onion, garlic, and rosemary in a saucepan, then added the soup to that. Smells amazing when cooking and tastes good too. Would like to try homemade stuff one day. You?

worst part of gentrification is no corner shops for miles

>>77050817
>I'm such a spineless jelly fuck with no discipline because of it.
odd
I'm very well disciplined

>>77050789
>>77050827
I was like you two for a while but eventually I got over it. Life's not so bad when you man up a bit.

>>77050845
Not stupid at all. Just not autistic. Don't ser the need or appeal for books

>white people
>white

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>>77050804
Yes, we get it, you're rough and tough. Now have your chocolate milk and go to bed, big guy.

>>77050850
fucks sake i've got that, revolting
once scrubbed my tongue so hard it started bleeding to get it off and it didnt do shit
now I just leave it

lads name your favourite aperitif,
mine is limoncello

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWUa2IEFtjH/
me doing the pushing

>>77050861
my eyes are particularly sensitive to onions so it's pretty bad having to chop about 10 of them for it but impressive outcome and not very difficult.

>being book""smart""

mum bought a big expensive juices and makes me drink rank shite like carrot and beetroot juice
literally tastes like liquefied soil

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>>77050888
wahey

>>77050859
The one book I read was of mice and men for English gcse and it was pure shite. So boring. Never felt the desire to read another one. Only other books we were made to look at were textbooks

>>77050864
there is nothing to "man up" when you have been handed a genetic bust. There is nothing to make me taller than 5'3, there is nothing to fix my horrendous narrow downward growth in my face there is nothing to fix my bulbous eyes etc. stop being so fucking stupid

>>77050892
If I had that problem, I'd probably get swimming goggles or something. I chop onions for about 80% of the stuff I cook.

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spend more time designing coasters than actually playing RTC

>being an ""uneducated thickie with ADHD""

thinkers like you or me are like 5% of the population

>>77050879
*pulls your pants down*

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You arrive at Proxima Centauri.

imagine having a load of pictures of some random lefty girl who works at Tesco that you found on Twitter and now stalk. Absolute state

>>77050934
unironically think the internet is doing this to us

>>77050870
honestly might be one of the most autistic posts i've ever read especially considering fiction is all about empathy

>>77050888
lol

>>77050925
If your happiness relies on things you can't control, like the genes you were born with, then of course you're not going to be happy.

>>77050944
Sorry love

>>77050941
go home

>>77050925
None of that stops you from pinting with the lads

>>77050956
I don't think fundamentally humans are equipped to deal with the level of instant gratification we have now
I definitely have this problem because I find it tough to even watch a film in one sitting these days yet alone finish any book more than about 300 pages

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>honestly might be one of the most autistic posts i've ever read especially considering fiction is all about empathy

I've probably read over a thousand books. Used to read about 3-4 a week before I got the internet. Not saying that makes me better than anyone, just more educated and cultured, and let's face it, better.

>>77050708
kek

remember being treated like i was dead smart at school because i was fully literate from a young age long before all the other kids at school. i should have turned out a smarter adult than i did.

shagging blokes doesn't mean you're gay
having a penis doesn't mean you're male
islam has nothing to do with radical islam
Simple as that really lads. You're bigoted if you think otherwise.

>>77050925
you cant control or change that
get busy living or get busy waiting around to die

>>77050888
am i a bad person if i found this funny?

>>77050918
>Visual Activist focusing mainly on documenting human beings - LGBTI her/queer/trans/histories in South Africa
deserved it 2bh

>>77050964
That's retarded. Why would I want to read some story some random guy has made up. It's like when mongs try to tell you about their dreams. I don't care about your fantasy world and dragons. Boring shite

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>tfw no Miriam gf

>>77050997
actually the first 'wo-oah' is just an 'ohhh'
very poor from whoever made this

>>77050888
the NAP has been violated

if you want a good book to dive into that's short and legit makes you think for a long time read "the Sailor who fell from grace with the sea"

>>77051014
why is your english good
are you really french

>>77051016
did u miss the part where i said i want to die

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>I've probably read over a thousand books. Used to read about 3-4 a week before I got the internet. Not saying that makes me better than anyone, just more educated and cultured, and let's face it, better.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cmiJV877edY

howling at this

>>77050925
Fuck off, leftypol.

>>77050989
I could barely even read your entire post mate, keep the character limit to 50 thanks

also read that the procrastination has increased from like 4-5% in the 70's to like 15-20% now in a paper about procrastination

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Am addicted to old exhibition tapes from the Royal Society

just get a load of that ultraposh accent, phwoar
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXBx8fiShr8

Wish I could stop drinking, but I crack after about a fortnight when I notice that my mental state has got worse or remained unchanged since quitting the drink. Sleeping properly and being healthy doesn't cheer me up. Likely I have to put more effort in than a fortnight, but drinking gets me before then,

>>77050925
>5'3

pajeet

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Anyone else feel like they've lost the ability to speak to normies due to spending to much time on the 'chon?

I find myself using terms like WEWUZ, chebs, cuck, brainlet, kek, patrician, rorke, rasheed etc. and no one knows what the fuck I'm on about

>>77051015
>it's a 'random wanker from /pol/ goes on /brit/ to share his shitty right wing opinions' episode

>>77051047
you cant change any of that so why sit around crying about it

>>77050747
I wish I had the balls to kill myself

I just do alot of drugs

>>77051046
no

Why do all the Scots seem to be communist sympathizers?

I thought Scots were just living embodiments of capitalism and stinginess, after a certain chosen people of course.

>>77051014
yeah same, I read before I even went to school and was the smartest in my class (until someone much more intelligent than me joined our class in year 2. cunt)
then I went to a grammar school and felt towards the lower end of the year, quite damaging to the ego

>>77051076
yea defo felt my vocab deteriorate

>>77051094
>sympathizers
fuck off yank

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/884699192743968768
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/884699192743968768
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/884699192743968768
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>>77051093
that explains it

>>77050987
wahey!

>>77051059
I gave up drinking for Lent and the worst part was the first weekend out with my friends but they were cool about it

>>>>77050923
grim, read the road by mccarthy when i was 11

>>77051076
>talking to normies
FONT

>>77051115
built like a tank that man is

>>77051084
u can change being alive lol

>>77050499
>>77050509
What the yonkers?

what is wrong with sara and why does tom look so fat?

Why do I have to share the same musical tastes as autists? Not even weeb jpop, but things like synthwave, postrock, ambient.

>>77051050
GOTCHA!
___________
[>>77051050]
-------------------

Hahaha, caught another one, lads. Rich pickings today, eh? Runts everywhere. This one's a bit sad though. Waste of a cage, really. Might as well let it go.

>>77050918
he got charged with attempted manslaughter

>>77051115
corr he's got some big legs, are tim.

>>77050888
>only shows the end of the video
I am sure they were being cunts for hours before that dude had enough

watching naked attraction

>>77051052
not that funny

>>77051076
i would actually heem you if i heard u talking like this in real life

>>77051159
interesting g.mick

>>77051156
>what is wrong with sara
she's sara
also you rarely see the profile of her face

>why does tom look so fat?
cos he's fat

>>77051086
same here
apart from the drugs

>>77050925
None of that stops you from being yourself anon, and being yourself is all that you need to man up. So man up.

>>77050675
Man, I know alien vs predator was bad but I had no idea it was so bad they named a condition after it!

I'll be here all day folks.

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>>77051112
I blame moot for conditioning me into using americanised spelling

>>77051158
it's ok i like synthwave too

>>77051169
runtoid

>>77050888
>wh*te people
yikes

>le man up xDDDDDDD

fuck off

>>77051199
which side of the fence are you on again with regards to spelling? the anglo/aus/NZ side or the north american runt association? I know you say zed but thats all i know

omg stop having a period u need to MAN UP

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thoughts?

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need a gf

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>>77051224
>dude just get a job lmao

>>77051224
>fuck off, I want to continue being a bitch in peace
faggot

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>>77051199
That's not moot, that's your browser. Which are you using?

>Penis William

It's about the little joys in life really, for me it's sudoku puzzles and free jazz

I've got a man up me right now

hate the french

>>77051246
Make one that isn't based on yank /pol/ meme politics

>>77051256
north americans have different spellings

>>77051267
pics x

>>77051268
Wee wee hon hon

>>77051199
look at this twat! look at him and laugh!

>>77051268
false flag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc

>>77051252
t. someone who had the correct genetics and environment to succeed academically and land himself a decent job but takes credit for making all the right choices

hate this gimmick

>>77051240
urm sweaty canada is in NA so what do you think x

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>just man the fuck up bro

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>>77051246

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>zed

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>um sweaty x

the more blacks 'advocate' for 'rights' through stuff like black lives matter, the more i hate blacks

love actual africans who don't give a shit about any of that yank nigger shite

>>77051267
Aish

>>77051293
Don't see why people post pics like this. Can you explain?

>>77051076
Nope. always keep my power level somewhat hidden. but then i do not partake in memes here really, or spam retarded shit, i pretty much just blogpost and argue with people. the trick is not to be a complete retard to begin with

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>Nigga_Plz.jpg

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penguins in the 1950s meeting humans for the first time
unbelievably adorable

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXBx8fiShr8

>Creg

>>77051289
>my happiness depends on what job I have
No wonder you're sad lmfao

I live with my parents with literally no job qualifications or future. I'm still completely content and happy.

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>>77051325
mocking handsome people who live life on easy mode giving you advice

>>77051325
Most problems are at least attenuated effects of bad looks or would be resolved by good looks.

>>77051335
me in the middle with the rest of my penguin lads aha x

>>77051355
>live life on easy mode
How so?
>>77051361
Can you give examples?

>>77051328
reddit

>>77051378
are you dense?

>>77051316
The worst is when westernised meme blacks assume Africans will automatically identify with all the bollocks they've bought into
>amen brother keep fighting the good fight, us bruthas gotta stick together amirite?
>fuck off and leave me alone, I need to study

>>77051335
wait how do they know its the first time

>>77051391
Nah, just dont see why people assume good-looking people have really easy lives

being good looking is overrated

I know because I am a very attractive lad

>>77051351
t. someone who had the correct genetics and environment to "just smile more and be happy dude lmao"

of course living life being cute is better
noticed every service worker treating me like shit since i got fat
they're really nice to you if you're hot x

>>77051382
never been personally. that is outside of when i have googled something of interest and reddit is in top 3 results

>>77051378
getting a gf
getting friends (even men prefer attractive friends)
being happier overall

>>77051240
We use UK english for spelling, ie. colour over color. When I'm at work, all my Word documents are set to 'Canadian english' and I'll catch mistakes like "sympathizers".

That said American influence is extremely strong. Everybody in the world knows, but nobody as strong as us. One way they've fucked us is to make our measurement system an absolute hybrid clusterfuck, ie:

>outside weather (C)
>inside temperature (C or F)
>oven temperature (F)
>short measurements (inches)
>height (feet, inches)
>weight - personal (lbs)
>weight - other (grams, kilograms)
>distances - short (metres)
>distances - long (km or miles)
>running (miles)
>small volumes of liquid (mL)
>medium volumes of soft drinks (oz)
>medium volumes of beer (pint, mls)
>milk (gallons, sometimes litres)

>New Revealing Footage of Hugh Mungus VS Zarna - DEBATE
just fuck off

>>77051416
pics x :3

>>77051402
name 5 times this has happened in your life

it's better to be violent than beautiful

>>77051430
>getting a gf
Average and unattractive people have relationships all the time lad, walk through town and you'll see them

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>mistakes like "sympathizers"

>>77051416
good looking lads are probably a diamond dozen in swedeland though

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hmmmm

thoughts?

>>77051404
this is the 16mm film of the Royal Society's first advance party to antartica in 1956, when they built the research station for later expeditions

you can see them building all the stuff in the first few minutes of the tape

>>77051431
hey mate thanks for your post just thought I should let you know that "i.e." essentially means, "specifically", the abreviation you were looking for was "e.g.", "for example"

https://twitter.com/ViewsFromAveT/status/883817212871663616

>>77051422
>There are requirements I must meet in order for me to think positively
No wonder you're a pussybitch crybaby

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>>77051378
good looks cause effort free validation, social inclusion and healthy brain chemistry.

barring a really bad home life, good looking lads just make it

>>77051487
Christ Almighty, honestly believe he genuinely doesn't want to be elected

>>77051487
wtf I love jez now

>>77051431
we've got really fucked measurement as well, like halfway between the two
dont know why

>>77051460
i know. it's called easy mode because it is easier

Imagine ever being IDd at the shop haha screaming and shitting

>>77051490
specifically works just fine in that context too though

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My face is objectively 9/10 (no I'm not posting a pic)

I get a lot of attention from girls, even though I'm a skinnyfat borderline manlet, and they even approach me fairly often

Problem is that girls always clock within seconds that I'm a spineless beta nerd vrigin and then politely shuffle away

Good looks aren't everything

>>77051474
>a diamond dozen

excellent, subtle bait. nicely concealed into an otherwise relevant sentence. very low key.
take note, this is how you bait properly

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love quebecois lads
indifferent about canadians

move in closer, I've got something to whisper to you

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>>77051510

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>>77051487
>thoughts?

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>>77051431
what a mess, although we can't really talk
>all temperatures (C)
>short measurements (cm or inches)
>height (ft + inches)
>all weights (kg)
>distances - short (metres)
>distances - long (miles)
>liquids (litres and mL)
>beer (pints)
>milk (pints or litres)

>>77051378
halo effect

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>>77051527
your face is not 9/10 m8

>>77051521
it really doesn't lol

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>listen bro, you just gotta be a little more confident

>>77051510
mong

>>77051561
that guy is uggo and looks weird

t. bender

>>77051509
>effort free validation
Only in regards to your looks, only women actually care about that
>>77051517
>easier
It's not though, say you're an 8/10 lad, you're only gonna shoot for other 8s or higher, which all have 8, 9 and 10s competing aswell
If you're a 5, go for 5s

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>My face is objectively 9/10

just switched the ol web browser to the ""hot pink"" theme

i have a cute face, but not a handsome one
its lucky im gay
ha-HA!

>>77051527
same, dont think it's quite a 9, and I get a bit further but never pull
like ive have girls literally in front in clubs dancing and doing essentially grinding but too much of a spreg to go anywhere with it
feels bad man fells really bad

>>77051527
why do ugly peopl keep triyng to cope with this, some of the best looking people I know even have a competition with each other who can act the worst with a girl and still get laid, it is a joke for them

>>77051608
bit of a bender thing to do lad

>>77051530
looks like me but gay

>>77051612
Will you be my bf? x

>>77051576
i believe this is called sour grapes

Tried to put my Willy in my gf just now but she's far too tight. It took about 10 minutes to get it in

>>77051641
nonce

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>I get a lot of attention from girls, even though I'm a skinnyfat borderline manlet,

>>77051613
good looking lads i know will have girls litterally kiss em especially when drunk, btw everyone has had random girls grind on them in a club. If you are getting approached the second you walk in the door and more or less the second one leaves you're getting another one then yeh you're probably good looking

>>77051660
Jealous

dislike the constant inconvenient reminders that looks are important

>>77051673
nah I'm gay

>>77051636
already have a bf mate x

>>77051640
not really
supermodels are chosen for having interesting faces, not necessarily attractive ones for the average guy
>>77051530 is way way hotter

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>"How do I achieve my success and retain my self-belief? One word: confidence."

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>biscuit fell in my cup of tea

>>77051698
o-oh... what's it like having a bf? x

>>77051709
GET A SPOOOOOOOOON

Can't understand why people refuse to wrap their heads around this simple fact

Go for girls in your league

All this >boohoo tfw no gf, if you're ugly, go get an ugly gf, clearly you think looks shouldn't matter if you expect an 8/10 to approach you

It's like crying that you can't afford a Ferrari when you're on minimum wage

love benderposting

>>77051664
not random girls, girls Ive been talking to pres at with, or I know on my course or whatever but random people do talk to me in the smoking area or whatever
I just cant wrap it up

/brit/ is the greatest coming together of smart but lazy NEETS and objectively attractive but autistic virgins who all have an 8 inch willy

borderlands 2 is well fun

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>>77051738
>>77051738

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Really makes you think.

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>Problem is you're overthinking this bro. You just gotta act natural. Be yourself

>>77051739
avg girls don't like avg guys. if your avg minus looking, women ain't worth the effort

>>77051739
I'm not ugly, just a temporarily embarrassed chad

>>77051739
i think with my eyes and my dick not my brain on this topic

>>77051717
fun
the best bits about having a bf are the silly casual things - getting your ass slapped as you walk past him, chatting dumb shit while cuddling, that kinda low-level comfy stuff.

sex you can just get from a hookup
but comfiness is a bf only thing

>>77051752
you're exaggerating a bit I mean it is a failed normie general most of the time, not that unbelievable theres a couple of them here

>>77051773
Can't trust anyone who uses AVG in 2017

>>77051739
yeah but I dont want an ugly gf, and im pretty sure ugly girls dont want me

dickhead

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just using up the last few posts x

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>>77051709
ME BISCUITS FALLEN IN ME BREW

>>77052112
good lad