You wake up in 1700

Find the nearest Swede and kill him.

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>>77046488

>>77046488

*hunts beavers and sell the furs to the Iroquis at Ganatsekwyagon just to piss off the French*

>>77046522
>Porturkgal

>chop wood
>hunt deer
>trade tobacco with redskins
>farm to feed my 15 kids

puritan america would be chill

>>77046620
Puritans were only in, like, Massachusetts. You didn't have that shit in Virginia or places like that.

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>>77046521
But you are Swedish baby, Its the 1700s

>>77046488
I wish we'd side with ottomans. Maybe we could have destroyed germ*nics and live in peace and prosperity.

>>77046488
time to free my people

I for one welcome my new French overloards.

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>forced into hard manual labor from early childhood
>forced into the army as young adult to go die fighting the Russians

I enlist to defend my righteous King Karl von Habsburg.

>>77046488
GOOD DAY FELLOW PURITAN. BLESSED IS THIS DAY THE LORD HAS MADE FOR US!

NOW HELP ME SCALP THIS INJUN

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>>77048578
>Swedes fighting their own wars

>>77046488
Hunt the gazpachos out of my land.

>>77048387
come home polska

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonezk%C3%B6y

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>>77048676
>scrub mentality

>>77046488

grab flintlock
go inna woods

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>>77046488
>don't even know any coast salish
>natives in my immediate area are hunter gatherers famous for being an 'outlaw' raiding tribe
Wish me luck boys

>>77049112
dont forget there werent revolvers back in 1700

good luck boy. you can do it.

I am canadian now :^)

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>>77048578
>Not fighting to the last Finn
lmao

>>77046488
Walk to colonia

>>77049149
Thank you moon star man. dont worry i know how to make knife, spear, bow, arrow and fire

>>77046488
trade muh spices

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>tfw gonna die for Sweden in the Great Northern War

>>77049603
Armies were quite small back then. It's unlikely that you'd be recruited out of nowhere.

*colonises australasia*

These people will eventually form their own society, loyal to the crown, and one day contribute to the discourse of the civilised world. Perhaps via some kind of electronic communications network. And there is currently no evidence to suggest this could be anything other than a positive development for mankind.

>>77049640
>Great Northern war lasted 21 years
>Finland's regiment was always 20 000 men
>Out of 300 000 people at the time
Totally not imperialism tier

Wew lads time to make some big money over the backs of brown people.

>>77046488
travel to Macoco and ask for their finest sopa

>>77049640
>Great Northern war
I also forgot to mention the Greater Wrath, a seven year long period of occupation (read raping, pillaging and enslaving) of Finland by Russians and Cossacks
Not to mention a plague and a famine all at the same time

Here's a source you fucking racist imperialist colonial master shitlord
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_during_the_Great_Northern_War

>>77048676
This war we're fighting.
see: karoliner

>>77049734
NOT SO FAST

*builds more ships*

Find the nearest Austrian and kill him.

>>77049791
*start ferrying a shitload of Prussian mercs to the thirteen colonies*

Checkmate monarchists

>>77046488
Either get forced into the unmounted cavalry(a real thing) to fight in the Great Northern War or hard labour where all surplus would be taken to the wareffort.

>dominates the entire eastern seaboard of the north american continent 2000 miles way
>still struggling to contain a bunch of kilt-wearing hill folk to the immediate north

>portugal in charge of colonial investments

>>77046488
C'est l'heure de courailler les bois, ça d'l'air.

>gonna get me a fine poca

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>>77046488
Kill poleshits

>>77049782
Why do you expect me to give a single flying fuck (I don't) about supposed injustices that literally happened over 200 years ago? Seek professional help for your autism.

The area around NYC must be pretty chill desu. Maybe I'll go on vacation to Europe at some point.

>>77046488
enlist in the maratha confederacy army and kill mughals

>>77046488
It's going to be a long trek from Ohio to the colonies. I'll probably get scalped by natives.

>tfw small state

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>>77050782
HOL UP WHYTE BOI
SO YOU BE SAYIN
THAT YOU BE OPRESSIN MUH ANCESTA
AND GET AWAY WITH IT BECUZ YOU DONE IT A LONG TIEM AGO

WTF DAS RAYCIST FUCKINT WHYTE FOLKS ALWSYS GETTING AWAY WITH OPRESSION AND GENOCIDE WHEN IM STILM WANTED FOR ROBBERY WTFFFF

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¿Quieres una sopa de caimán?

Go to the west indies and live the golden age of piracy

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>>77052010
*blocks your path*

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MINE MINE MINE

>>77046488
I die of smallpox

>>77051848
Which one?

My family was from Kassel

go to cape colony and live the boer life

>>77046488
Try to get in on some of those Spanish land grands. Maybe I could finally afford to live in Santa Barbara.

impalin mudslime or smth

>>77052930
You're 250 years late Vlad

>>77046488
Go to the Philippines and make bussiness there

go army of darkness on those turks

Find the nearest Finn and buttrape him

best days of poland?

>>77046488
Try to reach Charleston, SOuth Carolina before getting killed by Indians

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>>77053492
try again sweetie

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Wait 100 years and watch swedish state crumble in front of the Russian bear once and for all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEAIqR89oHU

Remove dane

>colonizes new zealand
nothing personal kiddo

>>77052930
You'd be spreading your legs for them and fighting for them in the 1700s

>>77046488
What was happening in the white areas?

>>77055288
people living in tribes

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*teleports above you*

Where do I wake up? As my current self in where I am right now (Sweden) or where my ancestors used to habit (Africa)?

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>>77046488

Knew this would come in handy.

>>77046651
that's why the Finns spoke Swedish, right?

>>77056346
I wake up in Seattle and become the white king of the natives