What stereotypes are actually true about your country?

virtually all of them

Most of them

>>77041802
You have shit teeth?

>>77041765
most people are dumb and lazy, corruption everywhere, alcoholism, lots of beautiful women

shy
workaholic
dislike foreigners
really hate koreans
like anime(not midnight-anime)
can't speak English

>lots of muslims
>lots of braindead retards (see above)

>>77041765
we're good at cleaning. not sure about the slobs at /asean/

>>77041765
Xenophobic, homophobic, White and Euro-white...fear the brown people from everywhere, but mostly Mexico.

>>77041765
just STOP posting bp

also someone tell me about the stereotypes and turkey so I can answer

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>>77041765

Let's see. if i look at myself i can spot a few
>I like fish and shellfish. Eat it atleast three days a week
>Plenty of familymembers works in either fishing, oilidustry or shipping
>I own several sweaters like pic related
>Have a cabbin in the mountains and i like to go cross country skiing (no doping sadly)
>I am smug and think that we are better than Denmark and Sweden
>I like my personal space. Never talk to strangers unless someone talks to me.
>Have enough money that i have no worries for the future

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We are all MS-13 gansters ;)

>>77042478
>no doping
Lies.

>>77042612
and apparently entire fucking country likes 15 years old korean mmos

>>77041765
i have a question?

do you have genuine aspergers or an obsessive personality? you post here alot and everytime post the same girl and seem to revolve around the same set of questions/ideas.

>>77042478
>no doping

who are you trying to fool here

Everyone is fat.

>>77042697
What??

>>77042750
MuOnline.

>>77041834
Most Japanese people don't dislike foreigners and Koreans
We don't like people who dislike Japan

>>77042278
VERY hairy men with orcish faces

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>Shy
>autistic
>alcoholism by american standards
>literal snow niggers pic related (google avanto)
>Like metal
>Tough (doesn't include soutern finland)
>Estonian party boats

We make sweet sweet love to the sheep before we send them off to Aussie

Japan a shit.

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>>77042666
>>77042729

S-shut up you guys! I-its just for my asthma!

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>>77042922
le sickly norwegian """""""""""'woman"""""""""""""" face

cheating cunt.

>>77042922
>live in crystal clear air country
>have asthma

my ass has asthma too

>>77041765
>poor
>stupid
>didnt contribute anything to the world
>people are dying of hunger
>we need a boss (AH/italy/germany/soviets/yugos/now germany again)
>we are stupid
>never inveted anything
>country runed by criminals
>police kill people with impunity

>3 guns
>Native Deep South accent
>Love fried chicken and BBQ
>Drive a truck
>I voted Trump and will again in 4 years
>Fuck obama
>Veteran

Non-stereotype which makes me weird
>I speak 3 languages
>Masters degree
>Lived in Europe for University

>Estonian party boats
Yes, with a case of A Le Coq and Gin long drinks!!!

>>77042979
Continued....forgot to add
t. Texas

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Our culture revolves around money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>77042956

If you do hard training in cold air its not uncommon to get inflamatory lungs.

Also i have several lip balms in case i get a cold sore on my lip.

everyones fat
everyones christian
people that live in the middle of nowhere are religiously patriotic for some reason
east and west coast are the only nice places

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>>77041765
Hungarian girls like the BIG HUNGARYAN DICK

>>77043057
Remember to READ if the TEXT ON THE BOTTLE SAYS ITS DOPING. Even though you are a skiier you should still be literate.

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>>77041765
>poor
>racist
>egocentrist
>trying to be american
>normie
>love rock

Foreigners cannot even comprehend the reality of our country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_HASa93kLM

>>77041765
All of them
We are:
racist
homophobic
orthodox
poor and stupid

>>77043064
>east and west coast are the only nice places
This is false

t. coastie

>>77042979
no, saying "guten morgen" and "bonjour" doesn't mean you can say you speak 3 languages

tiny d

we're a gang of nepotistic, backstabbing thieves

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>>77043369

>Barbara Palvin
>Liking anything but BBC

Good joke

Everything is true desu.

Except we're not SJW's. Instead we're closer to classic liberals.

>>77041765
B u n d a

all of them
I think there are still some countries (outside europe, mostly) that believe we are polite and civilised, that one is definitely wrong though

>>77043485

I don't need to read. Im just going to trust the doctor on this..

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>>77043860
FUCK YOU! IM MILLWALL!

>>77043866
You bitch.

>>77042947
laugh my fucking ass off she has bigger biceps than mean and i DL 4 plates/bench 2 plates/shouldpress 1.5plates.

>>77043057
>i dope with dope
yes we know

>>77042845
that's it?
>very hairy
only on the face, I have a good beard
>orcish face
I am ugly but not repulsive, so partly

looks like not very far off from your average turk

>>77044260

Thats a completely natural healthy body of the typical norwegian farmers wife

canadian things are just the few things that are not american

>>77044419

Do you have one of those red and black square lumberjack jackets?

None, the most of them are false.

>Asocial?
Yes.
>Siesta?
No
>Nice girls?
No
>Catholic?
No
>Conservative?
No
>Easy sex?
No.
>Fiesta?
No

:^( And i wan´t fiesta amigos.

>>77042845
that's why adriana lima fucked by turkish hairy muscular man.
https://www.dailysabah.com/life/2017/07/11/adriana-lima-spotted-in-turkeys-bodrum-with-new-turkish-boyfriend

most apart from the really dumb ones

lazy, fat, loud, stupid, dumb

>>77043860
that's a common conception amongst tumblr girls here, yeah

it's hilarious when they move off to London and expect to spend the rest of their life there then come back within 9 months at most. You'd think the sheer amount of English that move here would be a warning sign for them, but no.

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>>77042278
>just STOP posting bp
Denied

>>77044444

Who doesn't?

>>77042278
>also someone tell me about the stereotypes and turkey so I can answer
cok cok sex sex ad nauseum

>>77044444
checked

I did, there were these synthetic chinese ones that were $20 that a lot of kids had

do you have one of those tailored outfits for summer wear?

>>77044444
That's more of a north american thing really, very popular here

>>77044591
COCK SYCKS

>>77044655

You mean a "bunad"? No i havent. Dont like the look of the male ones also they are crazy expensive. Like 4000$. The female ones are kinda hot though.

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>>77044795

>This is hot to a Norweigan

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>>77044795
that's a lot for something tight fitting, I'd be worried my weight would change and I'd be out 4k

>>77044835
>dislikes traditional femininity

>>77045046

>Liking something ugly because it has "traditional" in the name and you think you're cultured

>>77044835
>>77045046
I think it looks nice tbqhwy

We are arrogant rude cunts
We do walk in the street holding a baguette when we buy one
We really are shit in english (and other foreign languages)

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We like to drink
when we're not drinking we talk
about drinking.
we used to breed like rabbits

and we're abroad a tiny switch activates in our brain making us overly proud of the fact that we're oi-rish

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>>77045103

>ugly

finland fucking sucks
nuke this frozen shithole

>own a Ute
>drink far too much beer
>swear a lot
>cook on a barbie on the fucking reg
>favourite rock band is ac/dc

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>>77045485
What about racism agains finland?

>>77045525
against*

>>77045525
you cant be racist towards finns

>>77045574
I dont want be "racist" against finns. I'd only ask why the nordic countries are racist against you

>>77045798
I like Finns but they're pretty much the Ireland to our UK.

>>77041765
most of them
>racist
>homophobic
>drink a lot
>lots of commieblocks
>bydlo wears adidas tracksuits
>good looking girls
>catholic church is very powerful here and influences politics
>lots of dumb uneducated old poeople that miss communism

Girls here are meh or ugly
A basic bitch American stacy would be a 11/10 in NZ

>>77046137
this

Shitposts all the fucking time

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Germany
>punctual
>Ordnung :DDDDD
>very rational, very impassionate
>no taste in fashion, food, or partners
>shit cuisine, except for alcohol, bread, and meat
>straightforward
>overly complicated language
>no national pride

Definitely not true though
>nazis (except in the east)
>want to destroy Europe
>no sense of humor (it's just so subtle and dry that foreigners don't notice it)

>>77041765
Most people here definitely have no sense of humor and take banter way too seriously

>>77046622
What the fuck are you talking about man

>>77046493
"Want to destroy europe" is pretty much a 4chan exclusive stereotype.
Rename it "want to dominate Europe" and you have the normie version. But then you will also have to take it on the true stereotype list.

>>77041765
>eat pasta daily
>racist
>homophobic
>islamophobic
>lazy

>>77046767
Dass die meisten Leute hier keinen, oder zumindest einen schlechten Sinn für Humor haben.
Kannst deinen Autismus auch gleich abstellen. Hab nicht gesagt jeder.

>>77046990
i wouldn't live without my nonna making me some nice pasta everyday

>>77046885
Die Nazis hassen die EU, und sonst will hier niemand Europa dominieren.
>>77046999
Du hast den Witz nicht verstanden

>>77042979
>a le coq and gin long drinks

A true Finn

>>77047044
Ma che xazzo di ti fai fare la pasta dalla nonna hai 12 anni fattela da solo scemo

>>77044609
no, literally never stalked a girl online

>>77044560
kek I once had 3 aussie teachers in a row for English once in the space of about 2 months
that particular area of london/the school is one where whites are a very small minority, we're talking like 2 or 3 kids in a class of 30 so I can only imagine their horror

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>>77046493
>Definitely not true though
>>want to destroy Europe

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>>77046885
because you control europe

Lots of shitposting.
We also swear too fucking much.

>>77047343
stai scherzando mongoloide
nonna>>>>>io che mi metto mezz'ora a fare male della pasta con un sugo meh

>>77041765
- Gypsies are lazy thieving violent filthy cunts
- Lots of hot white grills here
- This place is an absolute shithole to live in if you are middle class or lower, compared to other 1st world countries
- Most people here do really love beer, even though i hate it myself

>>77047689
>We also swear too fucking much.

Coming here for so long really ruined me for this. I now swear CONSTANTLY when I speak, to the point where people have noticed and asked why I swear so much. Pretty embarassing t b h but no matter how hard I try not to they just keep coming out in my speech.

>>77044478
lmao that means you're autistic and not a Spaniard

>>77041765
All of'em. They're stereotypes for a reason

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>>77043369
Legenda
now doing service to the world by wasting the arabs' money

>>77048247

>No se da cuenta de que mis problemas vienen de que me gusta salir a divertirme y a los españoles no.

t. Típico subnormal que siempre lleva la contraria en la barra de bar.

most of us dont regularly approach strangers

(just like everywhere else)

>>77049003
She's confirmed she's not boning him though

>>77049738
>kissing and hugging in public
>"No she's not boning him! She said so!"

>>77043740
>Does photo shoot with black guy or stands within 10 feet of a black guy
>"OOhh Babs loves dat BBC!"

>>77044487
>looking like the offspring of all those Slavic sex slaves you've been having
>typical turk
pick one, lol

>>77044487
>muscular

Also, he's clearly not your average swarthy Turk.

>>77041765
all of them

>>77051480
>>kissing and hugging in public
They weren't though. And she confirmed on IG that he's not her bf.

She's into the nig. Sorry to piss on your chips

>>77051873
well swarthy or not we can get any women.
between 2010-2017 200.000 russian women married to turkish muscular sexy man.Yes most of the men were swarthy.

>>77052443
>me caring what Russian gold diggers or visa seekers do

I'm fine with Turks getting a little booty but I don't think you are one of them.

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>>77052667
>russians are coming to turkey( 3rd world country) for goldigging
you should exercise your brain john.
> I don't think you are one of them.
I don't want to expose myself on this website but i can share my childhood photo so you can decide I'm one of them or not.

>>77041765
autistic and shy
the women are race-mixers

>>77044478
I lost my virginity in Spain the third day I was there. You suck senpai.

>>77053904
What do German women prefer the most?
Nignogs? Arabs? Chinks? Pashtuns? Poles?

>>77053566
wow i take it back ya handsome son of a bitch

>>77054346
Turks ,poles and greeks.http://www.migrationpolicy.org/article/wedding-bells-are-ringing-increasing-rates-intermarriage-germany

>>77041765
- monarchic, with domination of Paris. Don't be casual like in 'Murica, be as snob as possible.

- dirty old metro (not disease dirty, not 3d world, but you don't feel in the city of lights or an alpha+ city)

- no gold rush, but constant rush for public money. Last startup I worked for told me they won't even try to make their clients pay, it will be free, but they spend their days lobbying for subsidies, which they hope will make them rich (the eurofrench dream)

- both americaboos in denial, and very proud (we pushed the Galileo project, french/EU GPS)

>>77047635
fuck, pic really made me think.

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>>77041765
Lots of unemployed young men spending their days smoking shisha in cafés
Young men in the tourist industry desperately trying to seduce european women for a passport
lazy people
stupid sense of pride despite our country not being much better than Algeria and Morocco

>>77041765
Loud, friendly, insular, and, of course, fat (although not as much as you might think, blacks seriously drag up the average).

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>Shy and we love to be told what to think.
>Not the safest place for political discussion.

>>77053566
You look like a gook

>>77041765
All of them are true except the big ass one, that one is achieved with surgery or steroids.

>>77044560
I always tell girls that London is a trap and go to a more liveable city

none of them ever believe me, ever, then go back in a year kek

>>77041765
We do always get in late to events, dates, classes, appointments. I've heard that coming late to events is called the "Mexican hour-quarter". I wish, it is common sometimes to arrive 1 hour late.

We are mostly corrupt and think that laws don't apply to us, individually.

We do eat lots of tacos and need to put chili salsa on everything. Same with lime.

We like to act macho and all, but we are really cowards.

We still don't get over the war with USA of 1846

No one cares enough about us to make stereotypes.

>>77041765
We drink a lot of beer

>>77056328
London is a liveable city. Do you have any non racist criticisms?

It sucks

>>77046990
You forgot corrupt

>>77046990
>racist
never heard that

>>77058098
Italy is probably the most racist country west of the iron curtain

>>77041765
Most of us are retarded.

>>77056747
You are inbred.

>>77056747
you are rightful ottoman clay.That's why you are not irrevelant.

>>77053927

And what? You really think the 100% is virgin?

>>77041834
yup

>>77041765
>Everyone is tall
>Everyone rides bikes on bike lanes
>Country is really fucking flat except the deep south
>Weed is easily available, though it still is a taboo
>Traffic jams
>Straightfourward by foreign standards, although this varies per region
>Everyone under 40 speaks English, most above 40 do as well
>We love/hate Germany and still refer to the war
>>>>>>>>Dutch 'food' is depressing but we have a great culinary scene
>Swampjews
>Any matches by any national team/athlete leads to an 300% increase in patriotism and nationalism

The only stereotypes that aren't really true are
>Nobody under 80 wears clogs, it was always something for poor farmers
>Prostitution is a HUGE taboo and virtually no city outside of Amsterdam has it's red light district on a prominent location
>Amsterdam is worth visiting

>even poor people are relatively wealthy
>overweight by world standards is skinny here, people will ask you if you have a disease if you go below 20 BMI
>everyone is generally unsophisticated and overly chauvinistic
>everyone likes burgers, hotdogs and pizza. even vegans will eat it just the vegetarian version
>people who don't live in the city all own guns and pick up trucks. they all wear baseball caps.
>majority of people live in suburbia

>>77043740
she banged bieber for attention

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>>77044487
she is being a whore because her last real bf joe the trainer dumped her for a girl with no kids. she is going through her divorced single mother slut phase.

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Southern Brazil

>pure white
>ethnically German
>first world
>no nigger or chimp Rio type
>very little crime
>no samba, funk, favelas, aids, shemales, monkeys