/brit/

>>77040835
just an std lad no need to be alarmed

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urine

really glad there's not many guns in the UK. Guess it only works for an island though

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George Formby - I'm a Ukulele Man Songtext
My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

()
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the guy prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

()
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
and a lemon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

()
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

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>above and most of below - me
>middle - gf
The absolute state of women

>>77040865
completely agree with you

can't stand yanks and their bullshit

>>77040865
Guns here, doesn't seem to be an issue.

Can go to the firing range after a couple of pints, good times.

>>77040873
love this

>>77040865
speak to me when the irish attack

>>77040894
first world is talking sweety x

truth be told i don't really have strong views on gun laws one way or the other but i like baiting yanks because they get really worked up and i find it kind of charming

>>77040881
Put on your gfs clothes haha

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british qt I met on >>>twitter is coming to meet me for a week

need advice on what to do with a bongistani girl

>>77040881
>sneaking into your mother's room and rearranging her wardrobe for a /brit/ post

grim

>>77040901
FUNDAMENTAL
FREEDOMS

>>77040900
*sands off the corners of my reply for health and safety reasons*

tall dark and handsome here ama

>>77040925
hello nigger

>>77040897
*whips out my irish passport i got cos of brexit*
i'm safe

>>77040865
*Dramatically circles you with drawn handgun*

You were like a brother to me! You were supposed to destroy the cucks, not JOIN them!

*Delets you*

>>77040865
guns aren't an issue in china either, their biggest terrorist attack was a mass stabbing (also done by muslims funnily enough)
really makes me think, in a myriad of ways

>>77040939
don't know what any of this stupid political terms even mean

>>77040908
Its the same state in the drawers. I have an easy system of underwear / socks / gym wear. Hers is just a compost pile of everything

Jesus Fucking Christ, just accidentally control V'd instead of C'd like three paragraphs of solid counter-arguments as to why Brits should start a gun-lobby for their citizens.

At least I can shoot myself for the mistake I made.

>>77040946
>also done by muslims funnily enough
IMAGINE MY SUPRISE

>>77040881
HELVETICA

I wish normies didnt exist

>>77040955
howling at this yank runtoid's literal dog ate my homework excuse for not coming up with a decent post

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jkggc6010 i nbenn to b e la ewitb my baby tampom tnjim wee aldaky

>>77040955
please dont start arguing about it. it doesnt matter.

>>77040939
https://twitter.com/dvoeverie/status/884605197565259776

>>77040955
>What is CTRL+Z

Never posted an image to any board on 4chan and I've been here since 2007

>>77040924
i think a lot of people would have problems being at a gun range with people who are drinking. i'd leave the moment i saw it.

>>77040939
very niche strawman

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me on the left

>>77040946
xinjiang is a bit fucked init
Guns are a slight issue in china, gfs dad has one for scaring people who won't pay debnts

>>77040901
DON'T ME!
N R
E
A
D

>>77040984
haven't met a single policeman who wasn't a fat cunt

>>77040895
a man from Mansfield radio 103.2 was throwin' a wee temper on Radio 4 about some rogue interference playing that song over 103.2's airwaves. He went to OfCom about it, nobody officially complained but the station was informed by some of its listeners what happened.

>>77040982
You can't walk in with a beer, or if you're clearly drunk.

They just don't breathalyse you if you've had a cheeky couple before you go in.

>>77040990
Wtf I hate spacing now!

>>77040865
they're fine when you dont have a large population of violent minorities

>>77041004
seems a bit dangerous, glad it doesn't happen here

vaping in public should be legal

>>77040939
remember how "far right" leftists were in the 90s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3yesvvYEvs

what happened?

>>77040987
xinjiang has the best chinese food by far though, they have that going for them
where does the dad live?

proud irishman here

you dirty limeys will pay for your occupation of the motherland

>>77040982
It's not that it's not an issue there. It's just that's in shitholes like Thailand no one cares. Is the manic driving also 'not an issue'? No. It's just no one cares or notices when people get run over on the streets. They're just left to rot

>>77041018
shanxi

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>>77041017
>clinton
>left wing

>>77041015
It's impossible to hurt anyone with the partitions the way they are. So no, it's not.

>>77040998
The ones down at the rocks in Sydney are always very /fit/ with confident strides. Probably because they have to actually deal with violent drunk people

>>77040939
what classic liberals supported the intervention into Viet-Nam?

>>77040974
Embarrassing specimens

>>77041034
okay then was he far right? or centrist?

either way, this speaks volumes about the Democratic party.

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the future gf

>>77041038
I just mean people having access to guns in general. It seems a bit dangerous and i'm glad it doesn't happen here

>>77041018
guangdong is the best by far

t. knower

>>77041031
interdasting
most gotta getta's go after the southern girls

>>77040955
I like to talk about guns for the bantz. I don't actually write an essay about it because I know no one on here's going to read it, dude

don't understand why millenials won't stop fucking complaining about the smallest most inconsequential shite and pull themselves up by their bootstraps like their parents

theres a reason the boomers are the most successful and prosperous generation in human history, they had to walk through the wind and snow to school every day with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the mental fortitude to succeed

>>77041017
Why does this spastic keep mousing over the video and scrolling?

>>77041060
nah it's slop
hate southern china simple as

>>77041004
yeah, but you have been drinking...i wouldn't want to be anywhere near a joint that lets complete amateurs shoot after they've had a few drinks, and i'd say most responsible gun owners would say the exact same thing.

>>77041059
bender

>>77041038
Ah yes. Impossible to walk around a patrician

>>77041042
Sargon

>>77041042
carl of swindon

>>77041061
don't really care where she's from she's just lovely :3

>>77041052
centrist

>>77041071
>stop fucking complaining about the smallest most inconsequential shite and pull themselves up by their bootstraps like their parents
don't think it works like that

>>77041071
Boomers got lavish benefits from the state

>>77041104
>>77041109
shan't listen to the opinion of a grubby millenial who was handed everything in his life on a silver platter

back in the day men were men and we had to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and use a bit of elbow grease here and there you little runts, nothing like that now

>>77041042
jfk

The bootstraps the bonuses

there's truth to boomers being in a far better position to attain wealth than millennials but to complain about that or claim some vast boomer incompetency/conspiracy as a reason for current opportunity is a telltale sign that someone is a numale from REDDIT

>>77041075
If you start acting a prat you'd be slung out, safety on until you're aiming. It's fine, relax you batty.
>>77041082
So you mean for people that intentionally want to shoot people? I can't think of a worse place to try. Surrounded by professionals that literally fire guns everyday and could hit a flea's arse.

>>77041042
me

>>77040982
Nothing better than drinking too much alcky and using the moon for target practice with just you and your bro's.

Making funny animal noises and trying to dive deep into the lake to grab crabs and crawfish and stuff. Shooting arrows at catfish with illuminated headlamps. Kissing some random dude's cousin in the middle of the lake, gunfire so loud in the background you can't even hear each other talking, and it makes it all the better, because all you have to do is close your eyes and kiss...I miss being in Highschool, to be quite continued with you, famiglia.

>>77041118
ITS DISGUSTING

*bends over*
*clasps straps of my boots*
*pulls myself up off the ground*
*flies around*

>>77041104
Eh? It absolutely does. Look at the average male now. You're telling me there's not something going on? Clearly testosterone levels are diving down and with that goes motivation and comes being a whiny weak chinned bitch

had a look at my ct scan from yesterday on the disc they gave me and it really doesnt look i have lung cancer, i could be wrong tho

«First of all, I wanna give my thanks to Prime Minister A Body».

t. a military tank

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>aussies in this thread right now

>he didn't walk to school ten miles and back in the snow

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>>77041131
This actually made me laugh out loud, just wanted you to know

don't understand how people can be unemployed to be honest

my first job was an investment banking position with goldman sachs when I was 17, gabe the interviewer a firm handshake and a winning smile and the rest, as they say, is history

>>77041141
piss off mr 55%

>>77041150
my first interviewer was called gabe too, small world huh

>>77041150
can't explain why but this post had me howling

we should take all the bootstraps from football players and give them to the doctors

>>77041137
Careful, you'll anger the classical liberal bootlickers like Thailad

>>77041141
>more Spanish speakers than English by 2040
Kek

>>77041123
> It's fine, relax you batty.

yeah all it takes is one noodle armed moron with a bit too much liquid courage to do something stupid and you'll be the one copping it

>>77041134
I don't think there's sufficient evidence to back up your claim and you're just being a paranoid schizophrenic.

take your meds sweetie xx
>>77041112
>millennial
I consider myself a gen z (1995)

>>77041156
>comes to scots-irish/0.5 aborigine's defense in less than a minute

imagine being this defeated by life

Literally can't fall asleep

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>>77041058
Nothing compared to this girl

never understood what a bootstrap was, all of mine have laces

>>77041082
>>77041173
Willing to bet you risk averse runts have never done anything exciting in your lives

>>77041129
friends is different because you at least know their ability with a gun. some random cunt next to you who's had a few is another story

>>77041185
rasheed

is knife control working in the UK? far too many stabbings for my liking

gonna get fucked on 2c-b and wank all day

>>77041173
It's fine to him because he lives in a place where people are gunned down in the street like it's nothing. Your mate might just not come to work the next day and that's it, never hear from him again. Horrific car crash or stabbed or whatever because they have no rules or laws in places like that. Living in that for long enough will eventually make you think that some drunk mug walking round with a gun is perfectly fine

>>77041184
get off your proxy, alan

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love are warwick, national treasure he is

>>77041185
think it's velcro?

australia aka china *laughs maniacly*

>>77041186
how is running the risk of getting muzzle swept by some tipsy wanker exciting? it's literally the opposite of that. it's completely avoidable, offers no benefit whatsoever and only harms you.

might touch my wily

>>77041220
55%

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>>77041181
same and i took a melatonin and mood stabilizer

>>77041223
Okay mate

>>77041223
runt

>>77041173
have you ever had a couple drinks before or do you get yank-tier fucked from a 6-pack of bud light
if you've only had a few drinks you'll still have more than enough sense to not shoot people

>>77041214
you've managed to make a funny image seem not that funny by posting it everyday

>>77041214
midge

fun past time: jumping off high places into the sea

fun fact: theres a good place to do it near mine

>>77041052
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Way
ya, I just saw Sophie Ševardnadze's interview with that former Guvna of New Mexico, he took a bleeding heart approach to the illegal immigrants and the ol' "muh allies abroad" line.

>>77041186
Only morons boasts about taking risks
>duuude I was totally doing 90 in that 40 zone while wasted it was totally risky brahh

Idiot

>>77041226
*continued laughter*

arm the proles

>>77041245
love the sea
love high places
can't see any downsides frankly

>>77041257
alri albatross

>>77041245
highest jump i've done was about 70ft
not that fun desu, 40-60ft is ideal

>>77041249
So I'm correct then

any radiologistman in?

done one thing i deeply regret when drunk in my life
cannot fathom the mind of people who would take pride in it

don't drink alcohol so never been drunk

>>77041272
fuck off nofees

>>77041240
it's got nothing to do with my tolerance. it's do to with the other persons. after a couple of drinks, you might have a bit of a buzz. you won't be paralytic and stumbling, but you could easily be over confident and do something stupid. when you go to a range, you assume everyone has no fucking idea what theyre doing and you constantly watch out for red flags/warning signs of incompetance that'll hurt you.

>>77041281
'd

>>77041281
hello my straight edge brother

>>77041273
yeah, same, one really big thing
how is your mum, anyway?

miss clegg

>>77041296
wahey

>>77041284
aren't you just shooting at targets like at a golf range? where's the potential for something to go wrong?

>>77041296
/r/funny

>>77041281
>don't drink alcohol
>so never been

Hello time traveler

>>77041301
heard his wife is a proper bint

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>>77041173
Can't imagine what's going on inside your head to think that having a couple of beers would make somebody want to shoot someone.
>>77041208
You can have gun crime.. by quite a lot.

the bootstraps' phrase always seemed queer to me. think about it, 'tis a one of the most futile things one can do.

>>77041304
You have a gun not a golf club and the projectiles are deadly bullets not golf balls

>>77041316
>austealia
them criminal genes, though

>>77041304
go to /k/ and read range stories. it happens less here because you get taught some range etiquette in the licensing course but a lot can go wrong. idiots will muzzle sweep you as they stand up/shift from a position, fail to clear misfires properly and all sorts of shit.

>>77041321
but you're all shooting in one direction away from everything
unless you intentionally shoot someone to your right/ left what can go wrong?

>>77041316
There a difference in gun crime here where the police are called and everyone in town is talking about it and there when the person killed is just left on the street for the dogs to eat while everyone gets on with their lives

>>77041326
Dravidians looking for the petrol

>>77041336
You think this is literally the wild west don't you?

cute

>>77041316
good thing i never once said they will intentionally shoot someone. they could accidentally shoot someone or have a firing incident after a couple of drinks and minimal gun/range knowledge.

anyone remember the dingo baby meme?

>>77041349
not funny that's like a real thing

>>77041346
>a bit too much liquid courage to do something stupid
can't imagine where I got that idea

>>77041330
ah right that does sound an issue
but after 1-2 drinks surely you'd be alri? driving has a two standard drink threshold, and I think some people concentrate better on just a small amount of booze

>>77041355
australia?

what do brits think of shetland
i think shetland is cute

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>>77041364

>>77041365
>>>/mlp/

>>77041355
yes as in they think they'll be able to move around without the safety on and no trigger discipline, shift around with the barrel pointed at others.

>>77041365
More like shitland

>>77041344
Aye well I see a place where the gun crime is 30000 percent higher than where I'm from and it feels like the wild west to me yes.

>>77041365
based hebrides
fuck shitland

>>77041371
>posting a SEAlet from SEA
give your head a good wobble mate

>>77041379
yeh yeh, I'm with you now. They won't let you get away with that kind of shit, there's a bloke there behind you ready to bollock you if you're a newbie

touching my willy

>>77041195

I hate ranges. All a bunch of fudds and assholes. I've been spoiled by two things recently. A wide, open plot of land, and pirating media. I can't go back t shitty ranges, and I can't go back to shitty streaming.

Protip if you ever come to America:
Find guy with large property, preferably young, in his mid 20's to late 30's. Say you're his new neighbor (he ain't gonna check). Hand him a box of pizza and a 6 pack of beer. Ask him if he wants to shoot some guns you bought over. Make it a regular thing (Every weekend). Get to know him and his friends. Introduce him to your friends. Now you have a large property you can rely on every weekend and now you made a new friend! Works in almost every state that didn't cuck themselves to death. Good times, mang. Good times.

>>77041396
hoping "bollock" in this context means ready to blow your nads into smithereens for the slightest transgression

mum just turned the air conditioner on .... anyone notice how the air is different? like its fake? it has less energy and makes me breath worser.

>>77041316
have a hard time thinking japan and thailand are 79 times less rapier than australia or canada tbqh
imagine it has to do with those crimes relying on self-reporting

>>77041382
gib 3 fingers of gulping whiskey
>>77041408
we can pretend it is if you promise not to have a wank

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>>77041365
Reminds me of tiny ponies. Cute!

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>tfw I called "Third Way" "Third Positionism" to my lecturer in my presentation without realizing my error

someone post the vapeboarder for posterity thanks x

>>77041428
polsci?

>>77041356
yeah they have 2 drink threshold after a year of learning, 3-4 years of constant driving. do you trust any driver on the road or do you assume that they're a complete spastic?

if i see a driver who is driving erratically or strangely, i will change lanes and keep distance because i don't want that cunt anywhere near me if/when he fucks up.

>>77041428
fash

Found a skittle in my room. Think I might just go ahead and eat it.

>>77041418
Although I agree with what you're saying and agree, I can see it in a way, nips and thais are generally "wouldn't say boo to a goose", shy sorta thing.. Brits/Aussies are way more rambunctious. I can believe it's higher than stated but can also certainly believe it's lower than over there.

>>77041448
could be poisoned

>>77041441
I don't drive

NEEED a christy mack gf

time to start skittling yanks, methinks.

>>77041403
interesting. there's websites here where farmers put out requests for pest control on their property, you and your friends accept and then camp on the property and take out the pests so you get to shoot and they get the pests gone.

pretty sure they have similar stuff in america, but you have to be willing to kill stuff to do it. having a big property here doesnt guarantee you anything really. funnily enough, gun associations advise against putting in your property as a reason for getting a gun because the government may impose arbitrary calibre restrictions on you due to the size of the property which wouldnt exist if you just applied for target shooting as your primary reason.

>was up £1200 on cryptos
>Now down £400 overall

Just fucking gas me

Imagine wanting to shoot a gun. How insecure must you be. Pathetic

>>77041499
kek i was up 200% but i havent checked in a bit. just checked then and i'm down on ethereum but still up on dgb. were you in ethereum?

>>77041499
Mate, what you should have done is cashed out before the price dropped and you lost all your money.

>>77041512
*gun use dominates discussion for the next two threads*

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>>77041478
*Blocks your path*

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>>77041512
guns are fun and cool
only cavernous cunts disagree

>>77041512
long range rifling is unreal if you enjoy physics

>>77041538
Only until I post some bait and get everyone talking about that instead. I run these threads

>>77041499
i missed out on dumping my ARK bags at 30000 sats because i fucked up a stop-limit order
bought in around 12000

>>77041512
What red blooded bloke wouldn't enjoy shooting stuff? It's great fun.

""""""""cryptos"""""""" is unironically just stocks but for autistic people with 0 social skills (and who are also ugly, unfit and virgins)

got a cough :(

>>77041575
in Cambodia you can bay to shoot at cows/blow them up with an RPG
I've heard you can even pay to kill someone

>>77041553
...Nuh uh, kid

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>I run these threads

fighting > lifting >shooting

there is something way more visceral about an actual physiological reaction

>>77041576
their returns jump much more from day to day so it's an easier way to lose/ gain a lot of money quick

>>77041576
much more unstable than stocks and far less of a safety net/benefits.
but possibilities for big gains

>>77041592
>>77041597
cases in point

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>>77041590
have you ever shot a gun?
especially a big one?

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*cleans the thread*

>>77041582
Yeah there's some youtube stuff about it. Wouldn't want to blow up a cow. Never heard of the killing someone thing but I believe it. You can do anything in Cambodia if you can pay for it.

>>77041590
I like boxing, and I like lifting. None of that babby-tier stuff either. If you're not power-lifting, you're a snail. You power-lift...Right, anon?

Shooting is also fun, but I'm poor, so that's just kind of on the blackboard for now.

>>77041607
they are perfect for people who don't have responsibilities and can loose a bunch of cash without being forced to live on the street/go bankrupt

>>77041612
have you ever been in a fight and felt your heart pump like that?

have you ever lifted some heavy ass weights and literally been shaking afterwards

>>77041639
not competitively

but i do actively try to lift as much weight as i possibly can in the big 3.

>>77041644
yes and yes
have you shot a gun or shot something with one?

>>77041661
yeah.

preferred the visceral feeling of physical undertakings 2bh.

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Louis Franchet was a French general during World War I whose successful Macedonian campaign, which caused the collapse of the Southern Front and contributed to the armistice.

Despite being a naturally kind man, he affected a tyrannical demeanour to galvanise his officers.

He ordered that any man not doing his duty was to be shot, including staff officers.

President Raymond Poincaré noted that Franchet d'Esperey was "a stranger to depression".

Franchet d'Espèrey followed up the victory by overrunning much of the Balkans

On 8 February 1919, Franchet d'Espèrey entered Constantinople on a white horse, emulating Mehmed II's entrance in 1453 after the Fall of Constantinople

In terms of politics, he was a nationalist and ultra-royalist

imagine being the sort of runt that lifts weights

>>77041639
Let's see a picture of you then powerlifter. I lift to get stronger, but it's pointless if you don't look good

The word " 'za " is disgusting

>have you ever pressed a trigger?!! It's thrilling

Grim that. No skill, effort or anything involved. It's like saying clicking a mouse is exciting

>>77041614
*Kneels in front of you, raise my head underneath skirt, and sticks my nose deep in your musky crotch, making you squirm and flinch, inhaling deeply as I pull your lower body closer onto my voracious muzzle, sniffing deeply into your fear, pleasure, and excitement, gripping you strongly so that your shifting and squeaking won't get you anywhere until I'm done having my fill of you*

"Thank you. I needed that." :^)

'bout to purchase some 'op 'za from the ole' Safeway lads

>>77041686
lifting weights is a great hobby 2bh.

>progresses
>tangible achievement
>betters your mood/testestorone
>makes you more attractive
>healthy
>goes hand in hand with a healthy diet

not lifting is abhorrent in a sense.

i've shot guns (shotguns and what i'd call an assault rifle heard /pol/ say thats bad though), been in fights, lifted weights, and i don't really care about any of them
for me, it's drugs the best past time

just tripped over nothing again while walking towards the bathroom

>>77041639
>If you're not power-lifting, you're a snail. You power-lift...Right, anon?
just admit you're fat lad

>>77041712
just lol
do some actual physical work you poof

>>77041725
this might be the key
hate lifting but work a physical job so don't really mind

How to know you're a loser: you drink alcohol

It's a simple test really, at one point in your life friends offered you alcohol and you were too much of a castrated sheep to say no, since no one willingly drinks piss.

>>77041725
mind work pays more. also its hard to efficiently recreate the physical gains you make at a gym, say working in the garden.

>>77041735
Thanks Ahmed

>>77041735
good points cedric but you forgot one thing
it will get you laid and that's better than being not laid and sober

>>77041730
good lad
>>77041737
>recreate the physical gains
oh boo hoo

>>77041735
I only drink alone.

>>77041735
germanys fallen over haha

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>>77041754
>beer, coffee?
no thanks, they're yucky!

>>77041742
He's right 2bh.

been restricting my alcohol these last few months, besides having like a single glass of wine or pint for social occasions lest I offend the normies.

Don't miss getting drunk. I didn't have a problem either. Just tried being really moderate and I like it.

If all of society's top paying jobs involved manual labor, the Georgians from the Caucus mountains would probably be like the Jews and Iceland would be China

>not having a physical job AND lifting

Little children lmao

really like being drunk tho

>>77041772
>physical job
>not rest days besides the weekend
>don't make any gains

>>77041764
I'm dry now for Buddhist lent, not a Buddhist but when in Rome. I enjoy drinking socially, there's nothing wrong with it.

went for a ride lads

>>77041750
Or just have a gf. Can't imagine NEEDING to get drunk to get pussy. Pathetic I'd say

never say to me, the word "WaWa"

>>77041805
WaWa

>>77041805
ok

>>77041805
WaWa

>>77041784
Lets are your gains then big man

>>77041772
diminishing returns
used to manage a warehouse (had to do a lot of physical stuff) but after a long day then going to the gym after it was harder to get through my routine than it is now that I have an easier job

>lifting in the USA is no longer legal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiuijKJP38o

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>>77041687
I-I'm fat...But at least my stats are pretty decent, and I've been trying to go on a cut recently. Pls no bully:
>1pl8 OHP for 3x3
>2pl8 binch for 6-8x5
>2.5pl8 squat for 5x5
>3pl8 diddylift for 3x3

Fug me, my lower body and back just won't grow. I have scoliosis by 8 degrees, so I'm always afraid I'll be taking a one-way trip to snap city one day, and I'm 6'2", so my frame leans more towards lankletism, if it weren't for my permabulk years as a child. I-I'm not bad, as far as /fit/izens go. Your turn now.

Pic related: Me during airsoft game 2 weeks ago. Just broke my OHP PR last week, so take that into consideration before bully. Refuse to take shirtless photo due to spaghetti, and refuse to reveal full face.

>>77041825
That's when you man up and power through the workout. It's all in your head. Calling a warehouse job a physical job as well hahah

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*frantically hits the lunk alarm*

>>77041823
*posts my well-rounded bottom (from all the squats)*

x

went for a ride lads

today is the first day of the rest of your life

oi lads

tolkien was a racist and shit writer

>>77041854
on a horse?

>>77041830
Triggered the fatty lmao. I don't even lift. Wasn't asking for a life story

>>77041864
a mechanical horse

conceive believe achive

>>77041861
wtf I love lotr now

>>77041861
only numales read tolkien as generic genre fiction

>tfw torn between raising a prodigious son or just aiming to retire in my 40s and leading a quiet life of reading books and travelling

which should i do /brit/? kind of feel the former is more honourable but the latter is comfier

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Franz Ferdinand (in fur-lined coat) on a hunting weekend with Wilhelm II (left) in 1914.

>>77040939
Nah mate you don't get it

Classical liberals are the REAL left-wing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LSdAXM-N3Y

I need a fuckin' drink and so pop that lid,
I abuse booze more than I was abused as a kid.

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>>77041872
w2c?

one (you) is one qtpie gf

Love a bit of Little Britain anglocatholic tory fantasy novel me

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Being drunk is a meme. I get near blackout drunk frequently and, despite being more social (wanting to be more social, not revealing some hidden impulse) and cognitively impaired, I still retain my rational faculties, an ability for cost/benefit analysis. I'm convinced that people who act clownish or aggressive while drunk are either thinking that's how they ought to act because of how inebriation is depicted on TV and other media; knowingly acting so because they have an excuse; or are just so unintelligent that they hardly had a rational mind to suppress to begin with.

>>77041861
No wrong. Immediately have a different (lesser) opinion of someone if they tell me they like Lord of the rings. Boring weeabo shit. Like white anime

>then the flacrag went to arghbrah and had regnok with the gafthl people of besmiri

Embarrassing

>>77041897
mines only got two wheels

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Archduke Franz Ferdinand and Wilhelm II in Springe, 1912

Wilhelm's left arm was six inches shorter than his right. He often carried around a cane, a sword, or pocket his hand to conceal it.

>>77041830
Wow cute

>>77041866
REEEEEEEEEEEE, POST BODY NOW! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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>>77041910
am I warm?

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>liberalism and its offspring
>ah'MURRICA
>starts spouting buzzwords

>>77041909
on a superficial genre fantasy basis LOTR has as much merit as any other genre writing, but he definitely has much more prestige as a fantastic world builder and pioneer in fantasy - far above any weeb shit.

>>77041885
Your son will be autistic and your pension fund will tank

god i fucking hate thailad

>>77041847
love men with big arses

simple as

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>>77041942

>>77041942
its name is thainonce

Tolkien wrote myths, he based his work on norse, celtic and classical myths to make something for the modern age.
and his linguistic work/world building is top notch
reading LOTR as a novel is dumb because its full of goofy archtypes which clutter up normal fantasy but help make the "myth" more weighty

THAAIIILADDDD

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*tries to enter London*

accidentally poked the cat in the eye

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>>77041982

>>77041974
someone hat this

>>77041989
is he ok?

here we are then, all the lads

accidentally poked the cat in the bum teehee xoxo

listening to ed sheeran again lads

>>77041998
should be, i poked thyself in the eye with the same finger at the same angle to see how much damage the finger could have done and it felt fine after a couple minutes :)

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Is it just my imagination or are American soldiers continually holding their rifles higher and higher as time goes on?

>>77041986
It's like a horror movie...

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>>77042005

>>77042032
ah, so you're a scientist. nice..

>>77041986
did you post this in /tpg/
how many croats post there?

impulsively downloaded and played several hentai games months ago and the image of one is still mounted in the virtual drive

>just got friended by a redhead i went to high school with who is single and fairly attractive
>first photo on her timeline is her sticking her tongue out holding up a beer pitcher at aj gator's while sitting between two black dudes

this racemixing meme has got to end sometime soon

>>77041942
same

accidentally fucked my cat's ass

>>77042005
and me

got hooked on a proton-pump inhibitor by chance just this week
feeling lightheaded a lot

Never played Overwatch

Don't really get the hype
Just looks like TF2

>>77042038
he looks like a generic hipster ffs

whenever the group im in is addressed in a positive way i automatically assume they didnt mean me and only didnt exclude me out of politeness or convenience

>>77042153
looks like babbys first fps

how much does it cost to raise kids?

>food
>gym subscription
>music lessons
>foreign language lessons
what else do you need to buy them?

>>77042182
cornetto

>>77042182
ahahahahaha alri billinoaire

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>>77042182
>>gym subscription
>>music lessons
>>foreign language lessons

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might unironically download roblox

>>77042153
those games ruin the soul and darken the eyelids
best to play multiplayer strategy, airplane simulators, uh, you know, thing's that actually involve some THOUGHT

or you could just be a man and play poker instead

>>77042153
it's TF2 for the reddit generation

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who /needformadness/ here?

>>77042182
>lessons

those aren't children, those are tax-exempt burdens to the state and you should file early for both of your sakes

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unironically still play this

>>>77042207
>>>77042207
>>>77042207

:3

new
>>77042247
>>77042247
>>77042247

>>77042182
food, health insurance, dental work, clothing, schooling, extra curricular activities, that's about it.

>>77042239
Greatest franchise for the PC
think the first old school PC game I got addicted to was red alert 2
playing skirmishes all night against other autistic peninsula blocking assholes

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>>77042249
>>77042250
BTFO by the yankee doodle

>>77042239
I remember this game. Where to download for free?