/éire/

up early

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>>77039866
>told myself I'd only play a bit more Resident Evil and go to bed
>by the time I knew it it was 6 AM and I'd finished the game
Sleeping is boring anyway

>>77039898
The Remake or the original?

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>>77040473
remake. I know I'm a filthy casual for starting with the remake but I had to spoil myself a bit.

>>77040502
The original aged like shit anyway

How do you get paid for lying in bed all day lads?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y6dFNs5CK4
Someone late last night made a
>TFW you were never in your school animu club
As a normie orbiter in school who didn't get into weeb shit until I was 18 and nearly finished school, I wonder how different my life would've been if I was in the weeb crew and didn't become a normie by default
>You will never shift that weeb girl from your home town who'd be cute if she'd longer hair

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>>77042147
It never would have occurred to me to be into anime while in school. I'd have just dismissed it as gay shite and been terrified if anyone knew I watched it. Still am. Wish I hadn't felt like that at the time.

There were no Weebs in my school either.

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>>77042476
Same here. I didn't get into anime until I was in college. It wasn't even something that would have been on my radar in secondary school. I was too busy trying and failing to be a normie. Fortunately I abandoned such ridiculous notions while at college too.

I never knew any weebs growing up either.

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>>77042476
Ya, the were like 5 lads who maybe liked Naruto in my school but even then, they weren't even autistic enough to do the meme run or wear head bands. I do remember one long hair lad who was about 4 years older than me who loved all those violent and overtly sexual 90's OVA's. Those were kind of my first voayage into weebdeem. Apart from the weeb golden age on the Den when we were kids and I did see Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Kite, Excel Saga, Mezza and Evangelion in my teenhood but didn't become a massive weeb till I was 18.
I hid it for ages but now everyone knows but it's no big deal really. It's not shocking to anyone, it's not like I was captain of the under 21's who was riding a new local slag every week. What kick started your interest in anime?

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>>77043287
>I hid it for ages but now everyone knows but it's no big deal really
>not hiding your power level until you die

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>>77043333
I tired but everyone always wanted to get kino and tv shows off my hard drives and they'd ask questions like
"What the fuck is Princess Tutu and Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaete mo Omaera ga Warui?"
So it got out but what ever, like I said, nothing changed. You obviously still long to be a failed normie if you try to hide it. I'm saying wear neko ears in public but what's the point of hiding it unless you have some high authority job where people will not take you seriously for it

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>>77043495
>I tired but everyone always wanted to get kino and tv shows off my hard drives and they'd ask questions like
>allowing other people access to your computers

>You obviously still long to be a failed normie if you try to hide it
Why would I want to be a failed normie?

>but what's the point of hiding it unless you have some high authority job where people will not take you seriously for it
I don't have a high authority job, but it would seriously dent my image at work if it was revealed that I watch anime - and not just kino anime, but proper guilty pleasure weeb trash stuff too.

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>>77042147
>>77042476
>>77043287
>>77043333
>>77043495
>>77043616
I used to hate anime all my teenage years and bullied the anime watching autist in school. Mostly because they took way OTT and tried to be anime characters irl.
Then in 5th year a new guy joined my school and we became friends and he slowly got me into anime. That and the fact I was browsing 4chan since 3rd year exposed me to anime all the time anyway.

So I slowly got into it and picked up a few shows reluctantly and eventually started to enjoy it.

I don't talk about ever really but if people asked what I was doing I'd say "watching anime" or whatever. Now everyone knows and nobody really cares. Even my parents. Although I don't ever openly talk about it much.

I have a high authority job but I don't think it would be a problem if people knew I watched anime. They know I play video games. They;d just think I'm even more of a weirdo if they knew.

I have zero reason to ever talk about it anyway.

>Lost my good looks.
>Aging.
>Hairline starting to recede.
>Acne breaking out.
>Putting on weight.

Why not just end it now?

>>77044844
>Acne past the age of 18
Jesus, wash your face and change your pillow covers twice a week

>>77045387
I do you fucker. I'm the most hygienic person here.

>>77044844
Iktf
>getting thick back hair too
>tfw old man before 30
;_;

>>77045444
Doubt.jpg

How do you become a findom lads

Saw 2 guys that seemed kinda drunk sitting in the bus stop
One of them somehow fell flat on his head when trying to get up
It was all very slavic. He laid there for a few seconds until his friend helped him up.
Got his forehead a bit bloody and was bleeding from the nose.
He sat for a bit, put his glasses back on and got in the bus like its nothing

>>77046288
What the hell is a findom.

>long to be a normie
>failed normie since LC

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Are all foreigners at deli counters cunts? Always in a bad mood, it seems.

>>77047858
You'd be in a bad mood too if you were working a minimum wage job that involved having to make sandwiches for the cunt general public.

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>>77043287
>What kick started your interest in anime?
Severe autism.

>>77047858
Not isolated to non-nationals. I've met my fair share of surly Irish bints behind deli counters over the years.

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>>77047923
>You'd be in a bad mood too
Under the circumstances, maybe I would. Still doesn't make it right or acceptable in any way.

>>77048072
>Not isolated to non-nationals
Of course. Just seems to be more common for non-nationals to be cunts.

The Twelfth tomorrow. One of my Nordie cousins is coming down. I've never met them so I guess I'll just hide in my room from a 7 year old.

>>77048603
>twelfth tomorrow
>travelling through ulster at 11pm
>IRFU hat
Oh right... knew there was some i forgot about that date.

Think I'd commit suicide if I had to live in the north.

>>77049083
Or you could just move somewhere less shit. Literally all of europe is open to us without question

>>77049130
What about Belarus, Russia, and Moldova?

>>77049220
When i said Europe, I did not mean anywhere beyond the old iron curtain

Had a dream a girl sucked my cock. Could still feel the sensation after I woke up.

>>77049384
Do you have pets at home?

>>77049411
No, I keep my door locked as well.

>>77049411
God damn Moor we don't fuck animals in this country. We are a WHITE CATHOLIC nation!

god bless

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>3 PM already

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>>77049607
>getting raped by your dog in our dreams
The true Dublin dream

>go to the gym twice
>don't go again
We're all going to make it bros!

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>>77049783
>more than halfway through the year

Might go the shop that sold the winning Euromillions later

>>77049829
I did that, had an anxiety attack over not going for two more days. Went to a different gym. Rinse and repeat five times.

No gyms in easy distance now

>>77049891
Pressure the winner into giving you money.

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>>77049983
Gladly

>>77049947
I just had a woeful sleep schedule and hate going when it's busy. I wake up at 12 or 1 so by the time I'm ready it's already going to be packed and I'll be standing there with my cock in my hand for waiting for a bench or squat rack to be vacant.

Always tell myself I'll get up early in the morning but then only sleep at 6 am.

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>>77049947
>an anxiety attack over not going for two more days
So you didn't go for two days and got an anxiety attack?
That's quite an extreme reaction

>>77050039
>he doesn't get anxiety attacks over pretty much everything involving going places or meeting people
The rate of normalfaggery in here has gotten too high.

>>77050145
Yeah. The shit people are talking about is really weird here lately. Going to the gym. What a bunch of knobheads.

>>77050039
Par for the course with me, I'm just pretty fucked in the head i guess.

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>>77050145
>The rate of normalfaggery in here has gotten too high.
It's very concerning. We may have to introduce emergency measures.

>noone ever posts yaoi

>>77050260
There are no girls on /éire/.

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>>77050260
Good.

>have to sign for a parcel from the postlady
>thank her and close the door
>few seconds later hear letters pushed through the letterbox

>>77050312
>there are no girls on /éire/
How little you know

>>77050853
All people previously assumed to have been girls have since been proven to be men.

Not interested in girls because the majority of girls (even the autistic ones) are normies and their presence will only cause a shitstorm of orbiters and also people who will get really upset and bitter at them. If you are a girl keep it to yourself desu.

>>77051004
>Not interested in girls because the majority of girls (even the autistic ones) are normies
There's a reason /r9k/ says that Girls can't be Robots.

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>>77051004
>unironically using the term "normies" and "orbiters"
>not interested in girls
Yeah I can't imagine why.
Don't forget it's them that are the problem, never you.

>>77051096
>Don't forget it's them that are the problem, never you.
Why not both?

>>77051096
>it's them that are the problem, never you
Now you're getting it.

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>>77051150
That's a given, everyone regardless of their class or gender has problems. Doesn't matter how rich you are or how well off you are. This is common knowledge.

Yet going out of your way to call the opposing side to you the main problem and even stretching to the point of unironically saying terms like "orbiters" or "normies" as a way to easily label a human being is pretty autistic regardless of it being said on a second hand nippon laptop site.

>>77051250
>unironically saying terms like "orbiters" or "normies" as a way to easily label a human being is pretty autistic regardless of it being said on a second hand nippon laptop site.
Until better terms are invented for describing those groups of people, "normies" and "orbiters" will continue to see use. You may not like them, but they serve their purpose because almost everybody knows who is being talked about when those words are used.

>>77051250
>everyone regardless of their class or gender has problems
I don't. I am perfect.

>>77051312
Everybody on /éire/ is a flawless example of humanity.

>>77051312
The very fact of you being here says otherwise.
>>77051310
Yeah I know. It's a societal online norm to say it but it's a niché one believe it or not and so will the next one until at some point it diverts from being a internet phrase.

>>77051096
I'm not saying they're the problem. I'm saying the majority of guys will either A: obsess over them and try impress them or B: Spew hatred at them and become really angry.
Often it's both. It'll totally derail the threads.

>>77051903
What do you believe is the right answer then.

>>77052323
There isn't one.

>>77052436
Well we'll just keep doing what has worked on 4chan for years then.

>>77052323
What answer? All he's saying is if there is a girl here it would be best she not give any proof of it otherwise the threads will become nothing but people either telling her to fuck off or asking for nudes. Such is the fate of all online communities with one girl in them.

Now then the past dozen or so posts have been utterly dreadful and I move we change the subject and never raise the issue again as it's unlikely any Irish girls will come here anyways.

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>>77052591
>and I move we change the subject
Ask and thou shall receive.

http://archive.is/1HN6H
>GardaI to get power to intercept texts, emails and social media
>Cabinet approves new legislation to tackle threat of organised crime and terrorism
>The legislation, which is expected to be published in the autumn, will cover WhatsApp, Viber and Facebook as well as emails.

>>77052744
>Gardaí investigate me
>all they find are texts from mammy

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>Girls don't frequent /eire/
Tee hee oh you stupid boiz~

>>77052895
You're not a real girl juniper. Just a transtrender wannabe.

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Was it autism?

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Did a fanny fart again lads. >w<

>>77052591
> if there is a girl here
I was more speaking about in general as he spoke about there mostly being only two options and that both were bad. So I asked naturally for what he thought was the answer to it, I assumed he wasn't happy with it.

http://archive.is/Kn0jN
>Man in drag guilty of murdering pigeon enthusiast with sub-machine gun
Which one of you was it, lads?

>>77053334
I hope the pigeons are okay.

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>>77052744
Any provision for the monitoring of /eire/, it's Communist insurgency and the questionable intentions of the 20 something males who watch anime?

It honestly wouldn't surprize me if Special Branch monitored these threads or the /pol/ ones where they actually talk about "organizing" themselves.

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>>77053426
>Any provision for the monitoring of /eire/, it's Communist insurgency and the questionable intentions of the 20 something males who watch anime?
>tfw no Prime Time Investigates special on /éire/

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>>77053531
Would absolutely LAMP it into Miriam.

>>77053623
She's had a rake of children, anon.

>>77053647
That just means she's able to take it.

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>>77053531
Only a matter of time.

>>77053647
They're welcome to participate too.

>>77054208
I'm trying and failing to imagine a somebody like Miriam O'Callaghan doing a serious report on the happenings in your average /éire/ thread.

>>77053531
Primetime is the only good thing about rte

>>77054237
Thanks for letting us know you lack any imagination.

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>>77054237
> Breaking News:Homosexuality on the rise!

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>>77054237
I suppose we're not as radical as Éire/pol/ for example but leave it to the media to group us together anyways. It wouldn't be hard really, all they have to do is bring up 4chan as some bastion of right wing extremism and that there's a section devoted to Irish posters, then take everything posted as complete fact like IRA posting and fit it into a half hour slot to fuel mammy and daddy's fears about that newfangled internet.

>>77054208
I think the special report would be called "Quintessentially Irish" with the backdrop composed of the flags of Ireland, Luxembourg, France, and Japan.

>>77054815
Who would we sent to provide balance in the post-report interview session hosted by Miriam?

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>How did a website about Japanese cartoons radicalise this young autistic boy into becoming the first Irish member of ISIS?
>That's Prime Time, tonight after the news.

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Cyring to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjhGXjSK4Ik

>>77054851
Poi. Purely because they might ask a question about Luxembourg or "those secret Hax meetings used by the higher members". It'll be fun watching him flip out on telly.

My ancestors were Irish from Cork and Kerry *tips Guinness into fedora*

>>77055044
Nice try xoxol.

>>77054984
Miriam: "We now go live to Luxembourg to speak with Mr. Lux, son of Jean Claude Juncker, President of the European Commission".
Poi: *screams and runs out of the studio*

Hate when clipping my finger nails how I have to close my eyes or else they turn into sharp projectiles that get stuck in my eye or just hit my face.

>>77055136
Your nails must be really hard. Mine are nice and soft so they fall to the ground.

>>77055291
They're rock solid practically. Wish the ksin around them wasn't so brittle either. I don't bite or pick at my nails but it looks like I do anyway.

>>77055087
They were tbf. Donovan is a cork name.

>>77055345
It is actually. I know 1 cork lad with that surname. Therefor meme confirmed.

Cut my nails with a scissors on my penknife.

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>>77052744
>power to intercept texts, emails and social media
Don't see the point of this. Surely any criminal or terrorist with any brain at all would use some form of private encrypted communication.

>>77053623
>Would absolutely LAMP it into Miriam
>not Katie Hannon

>>77054984
>opportunity to skewer some foreign monarchist in a debate on live telly
Gladly.

>>77055134
>son of Jean Claude Juncker
>Lux hates him
Does Lux have daddy issues?

Really need to stop this whole "he hates Lux" bait. I'll keep responding you know, and we might actually fall out or something desu.

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feasgar math

>>77055432
>Surely any criminal or terrorist with any brain
You'd be surprised how stupid a lot of criminals are.

>>77055449
Who is that girl and why is that picture so bright. Natural shots only thanks.

>>77055451
It's true -- Britain is leaving the EU

>>77055432
>Really need to stop this whole "he hates Lux" bait
Don't fall for it Luxxy! He's trying to get you to lower your guard!

┏(・o･)┛┗ (･o ･ ) ┓

>>77056038
Me on the right.

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>>77055464
my dream girl. I'm not going to divulge name so lets just call her Ariel for now.

>>77056038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3BoLpncPTA

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>>77056429
You owe me 15 seconds of life.

Wish I was 16 again desu. Looking at shitty youtube and 4chan memes all over again.

>>77056510
Wish i were still a normie teen, i was fit then

Watching the news and they're showing a massive bonfire stack in Belfast with the UK, NI and orange order flags at the top. Are they planning on replacing them before lighting or have the prods gone fully mad?

>>77056674
I was an ultra autistic teen. But I had a group of friends and we did stuff together a lot. Spent a huge amount of my time just on the computer and 4chan.

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Xbox One S has a €100 discount on Amazon today for Prime members.
Somewhat tempted but the only exclusive that I would play that I can think of is Halo.

>>77056726
I miss my weirdo friends. They either became normalfags or massive druggies.

>>77056687
Given how the unionists burn our flag every year, i hope they some republicans burn theirs

>country tries to be good neighbours
>gets shit on repeatedly
Erect a fucking wall at the border.

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>>77056831
Stop reminding me how stupid I was to buy my XB1 almost 2 years ago.

>>77056845
All but 2 of my secondary school friends became massive normalfags at college despite having been at the same failed normie level as myself in secondary school.

>>77056849
>i hope they some republicans burn theirs
I'd rather they keep the moral high ground instead of stooping to their level.
What I'd really like is for the British government to stamp down on it by declaring it a hate crime. Imagine the chimping out they'd do if Westminster were the ones "oppressing" their """culture""".

>>77056939
>how stupid I was to buy my XB1
The only games I played on it that I really consider being worth buying were The Witcher 3,MGS Phantom Pain and maybe Shadow of Mordor,quite a waste for the rest of them really
>>77055544
I've seen through his plan all-along

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>>77056939
>became massive normalfags at college
Same with the lads I knew from secondary, more or less. Loads of drink, drugs and "freedom" will change people I suppose.

>>77056939
>bought an XB1
You sicken me.

>failed normie
You sicken me further.

>>77057062
Wouldnt happen, the unionist side have been portrayed as the poor people under assault for decades.

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>>77057435
I have learnt from both those mistakes though. I'm slowly switching over to PC as my primary gaming platform and I haven't aspired to be a normalfag since my first semester in college.

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>>77057583
>haven't aspired to be a normalfag since my first semester in college
>aspiring to be a normalfag at any stage of life ever

>boards.ie having yet another meltdown over the topic of immigration

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>>77057635
I was young and had somehow deluded myself that I had a chance.

>>77057667
>frequenting boards.ie
Why?

>>77057702
Because there's no avatarfagging anime pedos there, you useless cunt.

>>77056831
>halo
You're not missing out in much then
You can always get the online PC leaked version of Halo 3 by ElDewrito

Sometimes hope provides short reprieve for loneliness, the thought of being a normie provided some hope however small

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>>77057727
Hey, hey, I may be useless and a cunt, but I ...um...what was the third thing you said?

>>77057731
Halo 5 was biggest slap in the face I've ever received from a game in all my years of gaming. I'm still angry about it.

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>>77057731
>online PC leaked version of Halo 3
Played it but it didn't feel the same. Maybe it's improved since I last played it.

>>77057667
What is the boards demographic? Young to middle aged males? Are they all lefties?

>>77057062
They already aren't very complimentary towards the British government anyway.

>>77057825
>What is the boards demographic?
You'd be surprised how many of the users there are members of the old guard who just never left.

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>>77057702
>deluded myself that I had a chance
That implies it was something you wanted and would still want if you had the opportunity. You talking shit about normalfags is just sour grapes.

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>>77057869
>You'd be surprised how many of the users there are members of the old guard who just never left.

Finished my wank to a girl missing an arm lads.

You're all normalfags btw.

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>>77057954
I'm a giant normalfag.

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>>77057937
>Finished my wank to a girl missing an arm lads.

>>77057937
Were you masturbating with an arm missing or was the girl missing an arm?
>>77057954
Well some of the people here are but that doesn't mean that this isn't one of the /gen/'s with the least amount of normies

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>>77057912
>and would still want if you had the opportunity
I actually had far more opportunities to be a normalfag after secondary school (much like my secondary school friends). I just didn't pursue them.

>>77058039
Luxembourg/10

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Think being a weeb is the perfect mental state between normalfag and autist.

>>77058079
Hello Dark Luxembourg.

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>Not sitting on your arm until it goes asleep and then playing with yourself imagining it's someone else

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>>77058079
You new around here?

>>77058017
Nothing wrong with armless girls.

>>77058039
The girl.

>>77057702
At its peak boards.ie was alright, though maybe it's just because I was younger. Sometimes I miss forums, though I always ended up getting banned from them eventually going on a trolling rampage after being a normal user since registration

>>77058102
Tried that before, didn't like it. Can't see the appeal.

Pics of Bluewolf lads?

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>>77058102
It's called a stranger.

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Rocket League there in an hour or so?

>>77058059
>I actually had far more opportunities to be a normalfag after secondary school
Living with people other than your family still makes you a normalfag. Declining a few house parties doesn't exempt you.

>>77058205
I'm not up to date on masturbation terminology. I missed that class of SPHE coz I was wanking in the bathrooms.

>>77058223
Okay.

>>77058236
you seem committed to your crusade against frogweeb. just because you have incredibly strict definitions of what it means to be a normalfag that doesn't mean that everybody else does.

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https://www.humblebundle.com/capcom-rising-bundle

Daecent bundle's gone live lads. Hop to it

>>77058307
>you seem committed to your crusade against frogweeb
I need to establish the normalfag pecking order.

>just because you have incredibly strict definitions of what it means to be a normalfag that doesn't mean that everybody else does
Then those definitions are wrong.

>>77058318
Not interested in any of those.

>>77058383
I bet you are a "normalfag".

>>77058383
>I need to establish the normalfag pecking order.
but you always seem to be going after frogweeb as opposed to obvious normalfags like Roorah and Poi.

This normalfag witch hunt is quite retarded t b h
>le epic secret club of socially retarded animefags

>>77058508
>/éire/
>anything other than massively retarded

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>>77058508
Agree completely but in ANY case I am the most retarded animer and thus have status among the rest of you.

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Reminiscing about all the early and peak drug experiences I had. Fun times. Will never get them days back.

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>>77058508
>not being able to seamlessly switch between normie and weeb on the fly to adapt to every situation

Their loss

>>77058575
Immunity sure is one of the bad sides of drug consuming

>>77058587
You're a turbo-normie.

>>77058555
Fuck off I' m the most retarded. I spent solid months studying for Leaving Cert only to fail every subject, even in foundation level. If that wasn't retarded enough I then went on to do arts in university.

>>77058677
Jesus, that's impressive.

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>>77058628
True. I've lost count of the amount of house sessions that've been ruined by me saying Junko is best DR girl

>>77058627
Do you mean tolerance? Yeah it makes me sad. Not the worst side effect of drugs though. Really it's harmless it's just a mild craving.

>>77058508
Leave our safe space
RÉEEEEEEEEE

>>77058728
>not RÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ

>>77058677
What are you doing now?

>>77058677
You can't fail the Leaving Cert.

>>77058755
High ranking politician with a background in banking.

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>no I'm the bigger loser!
>no I am the biggest loser!
>get off my fucking website normies reeeee
>turbo normie go fuck stacy with your chad friends at the club
>stop posting anime if you're a normie
>I'm going to stab you in the neck

It's like I never really left r9k.

>>77058795
C-corbyn?

>>77058824
Pics of your detolf? You might just clinch first place.

>>77058824
Like a disease you've brought it with you

>>77058824
And its still one of /int/s less cancerous generals


>Painful blister
AA wat do?

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>>77058962
>AA wat do?
Why are you asking me. Go ask your pharmacist or something. Or pick it off with your nail clippers like a piece of calloused skin.

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>>77059013
>blister
>pick it off with your nail clippers

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>>77058902
Here.
>>77058904
People were acting like this way before I came back in March.
>>77058962
>And its still one of /int/s less cancerous generals
True.

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Urge to bully rising.

>>77059233
Same. Starting to think all these mental problems have made me mentally ill somehow.

>>77059174
>encasing your waifu in glass

>>77059013
Just wanted a (You) from you :3

>>77059279
It's to prevent people from touching her. I don't want family or guests touching Nero.

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>>77059279
Yeah he's thinking too narrowmindedly.

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>>77059287
Despicable.

>>77059332
Is she in your bedroom or a more public area?

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>>77059332
>wait until you go to the bathroom
>open case
>touch pillow
>close case
>sit down like nothing happened
>no one knows except me and her

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>>77059279
>>77059332
You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>77059402
Would that count as NTR?

>>77059384
Room.
>>77059402
>implying I won't autistically check the pillow for prints, skin cells, hair, sweat, dirt, or have security cameras hidden in place
>>77059413
Literally nothing wrong with what I did. I have another one with Asuka, a another detolf with a smaller Nero pillow and cushion, and one dedicated to my anime scales. I am weeb and proud.

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>>77059491
>security cameras
>making you watch me fondle her, knowing there's nothing you can do to undo it

>>77059402
>>touch pillow
I imagine that's not all you'd be touching.

>>77059491
But dakis are meant to be be hugged. That's literally there only purpose.

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>>77059550
>making you watch me fondle her, knowing there's nothing you can do to undo it
The next step would be to execute you desu.
>>77059577
I never said I don't do it. I put her in the case so others don't touch her.

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>>77059174
This is a meme right? That's not actually your room... right?

>>77059655
Reverse image searches aren't bringing up any hits. There's reason to believe that it's real.

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>>77059655
What's wrong with my room? You hating on my PS4 or green walls? I posted my Nero figs in the past so of course it's all mine. I love my waifu and I am not ashamed of being a hardcore weeb.

>>77059643
On a serious note, how much do those cases cost? I suppose they'd be handy to stop them from getting dirty but it doesn't seem worth it when you sacrifice a square foot of floor space as well as how many dollars the case set you back. If you were really worried about people touching them the solution would be to lock them in the closet.

>>77059765
That's some pale green paint. Might as well have painted it white and let some mildew grow, would give a deeper and more authentic colour.

>>77059804
I treat it like an exhibit in a museum, you look but don't touch. Also Ikea sells them for 79 Federal Reserve Notes in the US.
>>77059883
My room got renovated last year and it needed to be painted the same colour as the whole house desu.

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>>77059765
>What's wrong with my room?
Well I was just slightly concerned about the pillow in a glass case. Haven't seen your stuff before.
Guess it's better than doing drugs or some shit, but what do I know. World's gone mad these days.

>>77059937
>Federal Reserve Notes in the US
What the fuck does this even mean? Fuck you karen.

>>77059765
What do you do with the pillow? Is it just for display or do you snuggle with it in bed at night? Do you masturbate with it?

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Dislike how judgemental /eire/ has become.

>>77060038
Contemporary /éire/ is probably the least judgmental the general as ever been. There was a time where you be hassled for merely even posting anime.

>>77059937
>79 Federal Reserve Notes
Christ. It's not more than I expected but I still think it's a waste of money.

>you look but don't touch
What's the point of having a waifu pillow you don't touch? A man and his waifu should be close. They should eat at the same table and watch TV on the same couch. You have the same mentality as those married couples that sleep in separate beds/rooms.

>>77060113
Or even if you didn't. There were threads with no anime posted at all when suddenly someone would go on a rant about it out of nowhere. That lad had problems.

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>>77060113
>thread without anime
Sounds horrendous.

>>77060303
People forget that even as recently as late 2016 there was a time when frogweeb was the only regular anime poster on /éire/.

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>>77059973
First time for everything.
>>77060005
It's what people call "money" in this country. Paper printed out of thin air given to the US citizens at interest, interest that we can never pay back because it would require even more Fed notes loaned out at interest. This whole cycle is fucked and I will never call Federal Reserve Notes real "money." Fucking kikes, JP Morgan, JD Rockefeller, Paul M. Warburg, Senator Nelson W. Aldrich, and that cocksucker Woodrow Wilson have enslaved thsi country for over a century with the Federal Reserve act of 1913. Oh let's not forget Woodrow Wilson also gave us the IRS and got us into WW1. Thus fucking up the whole balance of the war which cucked Germany in the Treaty of Versailles. I can go on about this for hours but I'd rather not pop a blood vessel.
>>77060021
Snuggle and display. I don't lewd my pillows(even if some of them have nipples or vaginas showing).
>>77060128
Look but don't touch applies to people that are not me, lad. I can take her out and treat her like royalty whenever I want.

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Buachaillí, Rocket League anois.

>>77060364
>the only regular anime poster on /éire/
Can't imagine how traumatic an experience that was for him.

>>77060389
>I don't lewd my pillows
You don't even love your waifu enough to lewd her. I see how it is.

>>77060610
I have an onahole for my other Nero related things, I don't need to dirty my pillow with cum stains.

>>77060766
>onahole for my other Nero related things
How does that work, is she pictured on the onahole? Pics?

>>77060870
No. I use the greatest thing known to man, imagination.

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How does an onahole compare to actual sex or masturbation?

>>77061174
It feels amazing when you just want to wank, or have a built up load and feel extremely horny. I recommend buying one that has lots of pressure sensitive textures inside for maximum pleasure. /a/ used to have a guide for this stuff so you may want to check the buyfag threads.

>>77060171
was that the guy that would bring up pedophilia out of nowhere and then post pics of actual children?
Hopefully he got arrested or something

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>>77061291
The onahole thread is /jp/

>>77061396
No, that was a different guy.

Might have appendicitis

Sleeping is the most enjoyable part of my days now.

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>>77061762
>enjoying any part of your day

Lost on your way to Facebook, normalfag?

>>77062185
We must raise the non-normalfag requirements even higher.

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Which one of you will be doing this soon?

>>77062823
>paying for anything
>ever

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Bit marbh lads.
Rocket League was fun, though hardly anyone showed up... again. Not a very nice way to welcome someone to the cabal.

>>77061401
>onahole thread is /jp/
You seem very knowledgeable. I'm a weeb and didn't know this.

>>77062823
Read the first line and stopped. Might come back to it later.

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>>77063931
Didn't want to intrude on the lovers.

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>>77063931
>You seem very knowledgeable

I know nothing of onaholes, I've just seen the thread in /jp/ before. I like to think I'm not far gone on the weeb spectrum

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>Juni being a slut behind my back

What is it with Celts being giant whores? When it's not the women it's the men. Almost wish the Romans finished wiping you all out desu. Then I remember some of you are alright people.

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>>77064219
>rattled

>>77052939
No, he's just a prick.

>>77064219
Didn't know you were a foreigner?

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>>77064283

>>77064325
I never claimed to be an Irish man.

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think skinny tracksuit bottoms and gaa halfzips are acceptable

>>77064300
Fuck off Michael.

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>>77064091
More people always welcome.

>>77064162
>visting /jp/
I've never been there more that a few times. Perhaps I should visit more often. A wealth of untapped knowledge resides there, I'm sure?

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>>77064219
You'll always have a special place in my heart Karen.

>>77064365
I agree. Tracksuit bottoms should be baggy.

>>77064382
>More people always welcome.
>tfw will never attend an orgy

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>>77064361
>foreigner
Any bit of respect I had for you has suddenly evaporated.

Conscious that between this and the deli comment people might start to think I'm xenophobic or whatever. Along with believing I hate Lux and am a commie.

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>>77064382
Only been there a handful of times myself desu, I'm sure if you like eroge or 2hu then you'd like it

>>77064487
There is literally nothing wrong with being xenophobic.

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>>77064487
Nigger, I never once claimed I was Niall or Irish. That's your own fault for believing (((their))) lies.

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>mam brings home gingerbread man
>no chocolate or jellies on him

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>>77064530
>2hu
Is Kancolle a poor man's Touhou?

>>77064563
Convince me of the benefits anon. I'm listening.

>>77064588
>Nigger
>fgt
>never once claimed I was Niall
Never once gave a fiddle. Not aware of what names you gave yourself or who you are, only that you use a VPN and keep some painted pillows encased in glass.
And you're gay or some other multi-sexual orientation.

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Dunno what I should do for the rest of the night lads.

>>77064813
>Convince me of the benefits anon. I'm listening.
Think about it, do you like foreigners? Or outsiders? Of course not. So you might as well harbour an increasingly irrational hatred for anyone and everyone you consider to be different.
And why shouldn't you? Different? How dare they be different? What, like my way of life isn't good isn't good enough for them?

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>>77065031
I think the same thing every day after breakfast.

>rode one of my female friends as a teenager yonks ago
>still keep in touch with her
>wouldn't mind throwing it up again
>she's in and out of relationships every 2 seconds
>have to wait until she's finished with the latest retard to have another crack at her
>tried to set me up with one of her 4/10 mates a few weeks ago

Suffering lads

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>>77065078
I have a sneaking suspicion you are not the same anon as before. Not quite sure why...
That aside, you make some very valid points. I shall think on this deeply over the coming weeks and months.

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>>77065192
>have to wait until she's finished with the latest retard to have another crack at her
Why wait anon? I don't understand.

>>77065260
Because she won't ride me if she's with somebody else. It'll break up eventually though. It always does

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>>77064813
>Is Kancolle a poor man's Touhou?

Never got into it so I'll pass judgment

>>77065078
I don't hate them, I just don't want them on my island. We must preserve the Celtic people otherwise our efforts for self-determination as a people were futile

>>77065192
Send her a picture of your penis. It's guaranteed to work.

>>77065320
She's already seen my penis and had it inside of her. I don't think it'll seal the deal

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>>77065284
>she won't ride me if she's with somebody else
Sounds like a real pure maiden... apart from all the other men, but you know.

>It always does
I'm not a gambling man anon, but I'd say you are playing a risky game. The current knacker she is with could be the one.

>>77065306
>Never got into it
How do you even get into it? It's based on old games right? Don't feel like playing them to get introduced.

>>77065399
>don't think it'll seal the deal
Try putting a baby in her. Should do the trick.

>>77065306
You missed Rocket League.

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>>77064813
>Is Kancolle a poor man's Touhou?
Heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out.

>>77065192
This normieposting is getting out of hand.

>hair thinning
AÀAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck my grandads defective genes

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>>77065457
>thread was near the bump limit
>thought he wouldn't be back from his intensive shopping session in time
N-not what it looks l-like Graf.

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>>77065530
>both grand dads were bald

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>>77065530
Time to shave your head.

>>77065424
>How do you even get into it? It's based on old games right?

Meant Kancolle. For Touhou, Mountain of Faith is a good start

>>77065454
Don't play it lad

>>77065670
Fuck that

I'll get finasteride and transplant hair from my arse if need be

>>77065670
>didn't reply to my personal attack on him
Joking aside you seem like an alright guy. Shall come to you if I ever need advice on painted pillows.

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>>77065746
Whatever works best. I wish you luck in whatever path you choose to take.
>>77065767
I have been "attacked" since my /sp/ days years ago, it doesn't phase me anymore.

>>77065826
>I have been "attacked" since my /sp/ days years ago
Can't blame them considering your shit taste in girls.

Happy bonfire night my Ricky friends

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>>77065826
What /sp/s do you watch?

>>77065903
Isn't that tomorrow?

>>77065889
>shit taste in girls
Yes, but now imagine her again with a baby inside of her.

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>>77065914
Someone should do a live helicopter stream from overhead. Voice overs and commentary by David Attenborough of course.

hahahahah you fucking saddos are STILL posting here

are you fucking serious you bunch of fucking man children hahaha seriously do you not get fucking tired of having the same conversations over and over again? you don't discuss anything of merit you fucking quares hahahaha holy shit i would love to kick the fucking piss out of the lot of you ye shower of effeminate scrotes

fucking losers haha

>>77065950
Don't have a pregnancy fetish and Asuka would be a shit mother.

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>>77065889
I bet you're a salty Reifag.
>>77065904
Baseball, NFL, Volleyball, and Basketball. Although the latter is terrible to stomach with a shit team and shit crooked league.

>>77065711
Touhou will give you a fucking seizure.

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>>77066094
Rei a shit too. There's only one good girl in all of Eva.

>>77066010
Don't be bitter just because anime isn't a real culture, unlike like ours, fakefrog.
>>77065914
Silly billy