/brit/

/cum/

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are 'zu

>>77035753
christ

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sue

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anime

there's a lot of information out there for a lot of styles, but you want practicality over meme so it'll probably end up being a pretty popular form of martial art rather than some chain karate dojo.

>>77035702
Yanks are just as much but in denial about it or simply put it under a different guise e.g. racism. Every country has differing socioeconomic classes and act accordingly

Fucking boring not having any tour de France on today

Didn't know what to do all day

>>77035753
She would honestly look so much better without those revolting farm animal rings

cuck
senpai
desu

wtf they finally disabled the word filter?
tb?h

>>77035780
wtf only pasted half of my response kek

>>77035688
pretty sure there's a bit martial arts general on /fit/ which should have a lot of links and information. podcasts with UFC guys is also pretty good. the JRE stuff with UFC fighters or guys interested in martial arts are pretty interesting and help give you starting points about what you want to learn. from memory, his podcast with Jocko Willink was pretty insightful into martial arts seeing as Jocko started at age 22 or 23.

there's a lot of information out there for a lot of styles, but you want practicality over meme so it'll probably end up being a pretty popular form of martial art rather than some chain karate dojo.

boxing is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VLWBVpL23k

>>77035797
how come only cuck works

how will americans cope without the word cuck
going to be a sharp increase in workplace shootings methinks

cuck desu

desu

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YOU JUST KNOW

>>77035814
cuck hasn't been filtered for a while
you have to say it in all caps for it to be filtered iirc

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>brits call trunks 'boots'
>brits call cunts 'fannies'
>brits call fannies 'arses'
>brits call chips 'crisps'
>brits call fries 'chips'
>brits call underwear 'pants'

>>77035828
KEK

>>77035828
CU?CK

>>77035748
there's nothing wrong with learning how to fight. in my experiences, it's the guys who formally learn to fight that are least likely to go out looking for fights.

>>77035798
muh alt codes

brits are so obsessed with class, yet there is no mobility in the UK

born poor, die poor

born rich, nepotism will get you a job.

Dad grew up in trailer and is now worth millions in the US

>>77035791
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wimbledon?

babestation

>>77035828
>>77035834
wew
weird

>>77035840
????????

>>77035780
If it's striking you're after then boxing is the best because it's easy to find a legit boxing gym with people who know what they're doing anywhere in the country

>>77035829
just WAIT til you learn about digestive biscuits

fucking colon blow cookies

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Post a pepe that sums up your feelings

>>77035829
Remind me of the name of the language you're speaking

>>77035787

yanks...have no class xDDDDD

>>77035829
actually we differentiate between fries and chips

fries are a specific type of chip

>>77035753
>tfw no qt british gf

>>77035849
Refuse to watch Wimbledon because they try and force the women's shite down your throat

Despise any 'sports' that do that

>>77035844
This is a myth

My dad went to a comp and is now a millionaire lawyer

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People of European descent show the greatest variety in eye color and hair color of any population worldwide.

European Mesolithic hunter-gatherer remains show genetic markers for light-colored eyes combined with dark skin color.

The alleles giving rise to lighter skin to Europeans were brought from Anatolia and the Yamnaya Copper Age/Bronze Age pastoralists (possibly the Proto-Indo-European population) from the area north of the Black Sea.

Blond hair evolved very quickly in a specific area at the end of the last ice age by means of sexual selection.

The appearance of blond hair and blue eyes in some northern European women made them stand out from their rivals, and more sexually appealing to men, at a time of fierce competition for scarce males

can't believe they don't hape chips in america

i think yanks would really like them

they're salty :3

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>77035829
>brits call trunks 'boots'
I call it the back

>let me tell you about your country
t. stupid yank

>>77035882
>>77035885
>>77035888
just fuck off tb?h

>>77035875
>he has the virgin opinion

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>>77035858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppf6RLA4r4k

>>77035861
quite a brainlet point you're trying to make. i speak an offshoot of the english language brought by people hundreds of years ago and you speak a different offshoot

>>77035829
>>brits call fannies 'arses'
WTF i hate yanks now
imagine i pull a yank bird and she makes me put it up her shitter

Does the average Australian know about Robert Whittaker?

Just beat an Olympic wrestling silver medalist in the UFC

>>77035886
so would you say "open the back"? that's weird to be honest

>>77035753
BABY
I'M GONNA PAY FOR A KIK FROM ARE ROSE ON PAYDAY
OOOO
THE MORE I GOON, THE STRANGER IT FEELS
YEAH
NOW THAT ARE ROSE IS IN BRUM, I'VE SPENT ALL MY CUM
ON A WATERMARKED PIC OF HER BUM
ON PAYDAY

yanks should fuck off back to /cum/ where they belong

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>>77035737
>latinoamerica
choon
>Operation Condor invading my nest
>I forgive but I never forget

>>77035853
i mentioned boxing. I said boxing or muay thai. muay thai has gotten very big over the last 2 decades or so meaning that the level of training talent is increasing largely. but yeah, i'd take very good boxing training over average muay thai training any day. muay thai just ties in nicer to BJJ

>>77035894
yankee doodle came to /brit/
to post about the football
forgot about his fast food dins
and blew it out his sharthole

>>77035829
>yanks can't order fries or chips, they just have to hope its the right one
HOWLING

>>77035902
you mean you've failed to properly learn the english language

>>77035829
americans really shouldn't say the word cunt
it sounds weird and nasally with an overemphasised c, you need to leave it alone

>>77035946
what does that mean

Extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/13405338
http://www.strawpoll.me/13405338
http://www.strawpoll.me/13405338

Extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/13405338
http://www.strawpoll.me/13405338
http://www.strawpoll.me/13405338

https://youtu.be/m5qlVy9LTcY

why the fuck is craig/cregg the most reoccurringly outed yankism here? is this really so bad?

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>>77035950
>mfw a yank says 'twot' instead of 'twat'

>>77035950
they also drop it like it's the nuclear weapon of insults meanwhile every other western country drop it for every use under the sun.

>>77035950
as opposed to saying "coont" like in britian

>>77035977
yes

>"I don't see why those that had the historical misfortune to be at university during the £9,000 period should be burdened excessively compared to those that went before or those that come after. I will deal with it."
Jezza the man of logic

>>77035844
nah my family are immigrants, at one point we were living in a very small flat sleeping on the floor and that, dad cycling to work for whatever little money, food bank etc.
now im studying econ at a decent uni but my bro is starting biochem at oxford in september (probably, he gets results next month)
literally nothing holding you back in this country everything is afforded to you if you take the opportunity :)

>>77035983
>coont
maybe if you're a scoot

>>77035977
never even heard it

>>77035972
Imagine being the person who titled that video

>>77035983
nah its "CAHNT"

>>77036000
i assume it ought to be crayg?

>>77035977
its the most jarring by far

>>77035970
Why do women in these sports demand equal pay when bone watches them or goes to the games lol

Except tennis women's bums

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>>77035970
Just as good but for different reasons

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Oneitis hasn't responded to my texts. This may be it for me lads...

>>77035913
want you lads to appreciate the effort i put in with this post please

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watching a doc on the voynich manuscript
crazy to think we can solve the game of checkers but not a word from a book of 16th century hentai

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Between half a million and two million cuneiform tablets are estimated to have been excavated in modern times, of which only approximately 30,000 – 100,000 have been read or published.

Most of them have "lain in these collections for a century without being translated, studied or published," as there are only a few hundred qualified cuneiformists in the world.

Englishman Sir Thomas Herbert, in the 1634 edition of his travel book A relation of some yeares travaile, reported seeing at Persepolis carved on the wall “a dozen lines of strange characters…consisting of figures, obelisk, triangular, and pyramidal”.

Bishop Friedrich Münter of Copenhagen correctly inferred one word to signify "king".

By 1802 Georg Friedrich Grotefend had determined that two kings' names mentioned were Darius and Xerxes.

The Irish Assyriologist Edward Hincks began to decipher the Behistun Inscriptions, carved in the reign of King Darius of Persia (522–486 BC), (The actual techniques he used to decipher the Akkadian language have never been fully published.)


By 1851, Hincks could read 200 Babylonian signs

>>77036030
nice

>>77035921
i love that song, but get butthurt when he mentions maradona desu

i also don't understand the reference, i assume in the context of the song he mentions it as maradona representing argentina striking back against the big evil empire, but the junta that attacked the falkalnds was an operation condor regime

>>77036019
maybe if you're fram lahndahn

>>77036020
yes
in your defence it clearly comes from scots who shorten the dipthong

>>77036038
i doubt they can prove the cipher is purposeful - a cipher. its just gibberish.

>>77036011
>>77036052
so do you think there are no regional differences in the united states, a country much larger than your little island?

>>77036030
imagine making tons of money and travelling the world as a famous celebrity just to do this

Looks like drunk me jumping a bench but encountering a spiderweb right at launch

>>77035983
nobody pronounces it coont, get your ears checked

>>77036019
only c*ckneys do this

hate deanos

>>77036038
literally just deciphered it

>>77036074
don't care

>>77036058
yanks turn everything into a dipthong while most brits seem to try an pronounce things like captain picard.

>>77035977
t. cregg

>>77036065
i think it's probably a hoax desu

>>77036080
nobody pronounces it creg, get your ears checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5UK40sSo8I
post some choons with this sort of vibe

how do istop being such a sensitive little twat?

manager got mad at me for doing something wrong today at work and can't stop thinking about it.

v stressed out, its an internship and i want to turn it into a career

>>77036112
creg is how everyone in chicagoland says it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5T3ubSdhSM

>>77036115
just get over it

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built like a brick shithouse

>>77036129
i.e. northern niggers

>>77035811
>>77035787

>>77036029
Female mong on the tennis podcast always drones on that people only like the men more because theyre promoted more

Women are delusional

>>77036115
confide in a friend and complain about your boss with them

venting really does help

>>77036112
i do

>>77036140
lol

>>77036115
tell your manager if they ever berate you again you'll make sure they regret it

not sure if yanks even have souls

Imagine unironically spending you're entire life working on jumping into a sand pit further than other people

At least real sports like cricket and football have a lot of aspects to them

>>77036171
the souls series was released first in north america before filthy euros even could get their hands on it

chillin with my bros cregg and gram

>>77036171
a lot of them are just german swines, so they don't

>>77036171
I do. I know I do because I feel like shit for fucking my best mates gf over the weekend

she looked proper fit though and we had a ton of voddy shots

>>77036140
always time for a pint innit

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Rudolf II was King of Hungary, King of Croatia, King of Bohemia, and Archduke of Austria .

Like his contemporary, Elizabeth I of England, Rudolf dangled himself as a prize in a string of diplomatic negotiations for marriages, but never in fact married.

He was intellectual devotee of occult arts.

Rudolf loved collecting paintings, and was often reported to sit and stare at a new work for hours. He spared no expense in acquiring great past masterwork.

He collected ceremonial swords, musical instruments, clocks, water works, and mechanical moving devices.

The astronomers Tycho Brahe and Johannes Kepler both attended his court.

Rudolf kept a menagerie of exotic animals and botanical gardens.

Rudolf was even alleged to have owned the Voynich manuscript.

>Rudolf painted as Vertumnus, Roman God of the seasons, by Giuseppe Arcimboldo (1590–1). Rudolf loved this work.

>>77036199
fuck off fuck off fuck off FUCK YOU

>>77036179
more than you're doing

imagine dedicating your life to a sport enjoyed primarily by pakis and indians

>>77036140
That's what shock does for you. I bet he dropped down shortly after and had to get an ambulance. I've seen similar things happen in rugby, guy at my club got tackled and landed badly on his neck, complained of just a little pain and then not 20 seconds after blacked out. Nearly died in the hospital.

>>77036188
american """"""""""""""""friendship""""""""""""""""

morning lads

>>77036188
unironically kill yourself

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>>77036179
>Imagine unironically spending you're entire life working on jumping into a sand pit further than other people

Reckon ck2 is probably the best game ever made

>>77036140
Story behind this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOEVcZ9y-hs

brb, going to watch 90 minutes of stacey

>>77036146
they don't even play a full five sets at slams for fucks sake
and if they did no one would watch because it would go on forever

>>77036220
>>77036214
fuck off. if you would have seen her you would've done the same

>>77036140
literally me
walked into the pub afterwards got me a pint

>>77036188
would bray seven kinds of shite out thee if you ever have the misfortune of darkening my doorway, in short watch your fucking step

anyone else have huge stretches of their life they don't remember

>>77035957
>ah yes, the exponential and irreversible decline of the West

>>77036226
got hit by a bus, got right back up and walked into that pub for a pint while he waited for the ambulance

>>77036213
yea for sure look at the fucking windshield cracking after hitting his head

>>77036226
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4643008/Man-struck-Reading-bus-heading-pub.html

>>77036213
yeah similar thing happened with my neck injury. walk away and was concussed but felt alright, woke up the next day in agony

>>77036224
Sounds brilliant compared to your average wageslave, not to mention the travel and sex with other people in prime physical condition.

>>77036249
dont know

>>77036240
the millennial thought process in action

>>77036199
cool
i love Tycho and Kepler, was just reading about them this morning

i think its really nice how Tycho, an unskilled + unimaginative physcist, was nonetheless able to do great work for science just through sheer determination and tenacity

additionally, i found out Keplers original derivation of his Second Law was wrong, but happened to get the right answer by coincidence

>>77036240
nah i wouldn't because i'm not a soulless yank with no concept of restraint or loyalty

seriously mate, do the world a favour and neck yersen

>>77036140
>londoners get hit by a van
>die
>northerners get hit by a bus
>barely notice
howling

>>77036179
>entire life
mong

>>77036249
mid-late teens

lots of drugs

>>77036289
>reading
>north

jog on

>>77036276
Its impressive what the body can do but sometimes it backfires badly when people don't realise they need to take a seat.

>>77036249
yes
13-17 is the biggest one

its going to rain tomorrow lads apparently

>>77036249
last two years of alcohol

>>77036249
yes
anything from pre 2013 is a blur

>>77036288
>>77036281
>>77036245
>>77036220
>>77036214
how new are you to /brit/?

>>77036303
t. london rasheed

>>77036330
interesting post bro

>>77036290
that is their "life" though
afterwards they do fuck all or teach other people to jump further

>>77036316
yeah, me walking away and not going straight to the hospital in a neck brace is probably the dumbest thing i've ever done. people really don't understand how little you feel at the time it happens

>>77036316
bradleyposter is a known lefty wageslave. he starts fuming and spamming if you call him a wageslave

>>77036332
quite LITERALLY not an argument
reading is not the north

>>77036249
I have a memorable couple of weeks every year or 2 and the rest is blank. So there's no "gap" in my timeline but 95% of it is forgotten and unremarkable.

>>77036289
reading is southern mate

>>77036051
I always saw it as just Argentina winning in football
argentines idolise the guy (in an almost disturbing way) so he probably mentioned him to hype up his Argentinian fanbase. Plus Football is a very latin american sport. The whole song is basically romanticising Latin America, and in part trying to send an nationalist message to Puerto Ricans (they're very openly independentist)

>>77036354
that might be similar to me actually

>>77036345
>>77036357
Rasheed

The gf and I are close to breaking up. She's gotten fat and hardly does anything

I work a ton and make us money, she has no job and just sits around.

Think she knows things are falling apart.

Only good this is lately she got on the pill apparently and has been having me cum inside her

>>77036381
all me

>>77036389
nice

started watching a 14 hour film lads, don't know if i'll finish it tonight

someone explain how inheritance works and what it usually entails/means for your life

i dont really know anything about it but dont want to ask my parents cause thatd be a bloody heartless + greedy thing to do

>>77036275
>He only suffered minor injuries
looks like he was fine. bus windscreens probably have some safety features to reduce injury since they drive in pedestrian areas

Off to the gf store, anyone need anything?

>>77036389
Wow that's so cool! Thrilling!

below the tees = southern

>>77036422
virgin

>>77036420
bf

Every track and field athlete is a failed athlete from a proper sport like football, basketball or American football

Got 50gb of my own sextapes saved on a USB

>>77036420
boyfriend (male)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5CY6OCtsUA

>>77036448
post them haha

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just woke up lads

don't have time to say to and the, far more important things t'do

>>77036405
most people are indifferent about receiving inheritance because it means that person really is gone. you get the odd piece of shit who's happier about the money/property/items than they should be.

i think it's common prctice that you dont ask what's being left to you though, it's usually revealed when the estate is divided and the will is formally read. i've got some idea what's left for me by grandparents etc but i've never asked and don't really care to know.

>>77036420
bee eff

>>77036468
i woke up an hour ago

Gf has done it. She booked her girls trip to Ibiza.

Not too worried since she loves me, she does do some dumb shit when she drinks a lot though

>>77036452
would throw a pan of proper acid on any australian intimidated by my radiant yankness

>>77036452
the blonde one in purple would get in phwoarr

>>77036490
>acid
sheed

Two teenage students die after falling from south London balcony 'while having sex'
Neighbours said a party was taking place inside the sixth-floor flat in Deptford when the 'tragic accident' involving two students occurred

>>77036489
ahaha alri can you point me towards any other failed normie blogs?

>>77036489
she'll end up on the end of some anglo cock lad

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John Dee was an English mathematician who devoted much of his life to the study of alchemy.

He served as tutor to Elizabeth I.

When Elizabeth took the throne in 1558, Dee became her trusted advisor on all scientific matters, choosing Elizabeth's coronation date himself.

Dee's library became the greatest in England and attracted many scholars.

He claimed to have occult knowledge of treasure in the Welsh Marches.

One of the most learned men of his age, he was a leading expert in navigation, having trained many of those who would conduct England's voyages of discovery.

He was the first to use the term "British Empire".

He devoted the last thirty years or so of his life to attempting to communicate with angels.

William Shakespeare may have modelled the character of Prospero in The Tempest (1610–11) on Dee.

>>77036483
Why you up so early boiii?

>>77036452
>yank pharmacies sell beer
grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSB_6l8SOgA

>>77036489
You're fucked

Or more to the point, she's fucked (several times)

>>77036507
excellent

havent been on in a couple of days

has aisha posted in /brit/ yet?

>>77036513
pretty cool guy

>>77036528
they don't

>>77036528
>yank beer
grim

>>77035981
>an argument between two of the Shartsville State Wildcats football team's star players, Chad and Chip, erupts at Chad Hogans party
>the live band playing in the living room stop
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ALPHA PHI OMEGA DUDE? WHAT DID YOU SAY BRO?" exclaims Chad
>"I SAID THAT OMEGA PHI BETA IS THE BEST FRAT ON CAMPUS, WHATS UP DUDE I'M PRETTY FUCKIN JACKED RIGHT NOW BRO" retorts Chip
>with a vengeful look in his eyes, Chad bellows from the top of his voice "OH YEAH, WE'LL YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE, YOU'RE JUST A...CUNT!"
>suddenly the party is silent but for gasps of onlookers and red cups hitting the floor in disbelief
>women begin screaming and crying, local dogs in the vicinity begin jumping to their deaths, all house and car alarms within a 1 mile radius begin blaring
>suddenly swat teams crash through the window, rifles in hand
>"WHAT IN TARNATION, DID AH JUST HEAR THE C-WORD FROM YOU BOY"
>n-n-no sir, it's just that i..." mutters Chad, tears welling up in his eyes
>gunshots ring out, the whole crowd recoil in shock and horror
>they open there eyes to find Chad still standing there, unharmed
>the black guy behind him is dead tho lmao

going to ravage the aisha bint by the likes of which only mohammed has ever seen

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>>77036513
>tfw you knew about the Yankfact already this time

>>77036509
>>77036510
>>77036534
you lot are fucked in the head. stay on incels or something

>>77036518
early bird and so on

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Current job application:
>Please provide an image that best represents your personality!
What the fuck am I supposed to put for that? Pic related

>yank pharmacies sell fully automatic tactical strategic assault weapons

>>77036489
>She booked her girls trip to Ibiza.
keeeekle

>>77036528
this is literally something brits would make fun of us for if it was the opposite way around

>Yanks can't even buy beer at their local pharmacy

>>77036567
maybe your favourite painting or something?

>>77036540
dont think so

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>>77036567

>>77036567
redpill them with some dank pepes

love this over reactive
>LOL OKAY VIRGIN!!
response you'll get if you even hint at anything but the relationship ideal.

>>77036567
baffling
why do they do this?

Mr Oguntayo said: "They were trying to have sex on the balcony, the guy was lifting the girl and putting her on the banister, he kept on doing it.
"He was putting her on there. You could see they were doing some really dangerous stuff.
"It is not the first time we have seen people on the balcony acting up.
"At some point friends must have come outside and they got down and came back inside and then came back out again. This time they started doing it again.

>>77036593
kek

i have to clear out 120 gigs of shit and i'm tempted to just delete everything

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>>77036567

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>Mr Oguntayo

>>77036610
They want to give off the image of being a fun, quirky place to work, where everyone is happy and goofy! In actual fact most of the employees want to off themselves daily
>>77036622
Perfect

>>77036518
went bed about 4pm or sumat

applied for pets at home once
went to the group interview and had to make a bridge out of sheets of paper

still not sure what any of it had to do with a pet shop

any nhl fans in /brit/ rn?

>>77036556
>red cups hitting the floor in disbelief
did a wee squeal

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Hey faggots. I wanna know who's the bitch that OP uploaded. I need that's sauce porfavor.
Please help a burger out and I'll treat the folks of your corner of Great Britannia a tad better. I'll call your towns fc rival shit whenever it becomes relevant in my neck of the woods. REEEEEEEEEE

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>>77036567
?

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James IV of Scotland is one of the rulers reported to have conducted a language deprivation experiment,sending two children to be raised by a mute woman alone on the island of Inchkeith, to determine if language was learned or innate.

The children were reported to have spoken good Hebrew, presumably from angels visitng them, but historians were skeptical of these claims soon after they were made.

John Damian was James' person alchemist.

James directed the building of alchemical furnaces at Stirling Castle o produce the quinta essentia, the fifth element.

Damian also researched aviation. He put on a pair of wings made from feathers and leapt from the highest point of the castle. Biographers said his flight ended as soon as it began

>>77036655
could tell you but i shan't

>>77036641
what job is it?

>>77036653
aye lad, i'm here

>>77036556
Include me in le screenshot xDd

>>77036528
probably right next to the gun rack

>>77036619
Wymyn.
Wedding night with beta cuck: "Sorry Arthur I'm not really into blowjobs :/ just never been my thing"
10 years before: "Cum in my slutty little mouth Enrique. I'll never forget you"
FUCK I just gave myself sui fuel, it's like friendly fire!!

literally got swatted today lads. I apparently drive the same car as a serial mcdonalds robber

>pharmacy

oh you mean a chemist?

>>77036669
read about this in the wonderful postmodern detective noir book City of Glass by Paul Auster

THOROUGHLY recommend it

>>77036655
the is rosy, a commieslag

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>>77036670
Ay...

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>>77036675
bit miffed my gif didn't post desu

>>77036691
no, not a chemist. I don't want just chemicals in general, I want pharmaceuticals, hence I'll go to a pharmacy

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>>77036567
you're welcome

>>77036675
thought on the Golden Knights? i'm a Penguins fan, so it's sad to see Fleury go :/

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>>77036655
that is are rose

Every now and then I cannot help but reflect on the many hookups I have had in my 20 something years. But there is a single cringe worthy experience that continues to make me laugh, blush, and curse till this day. When my relationship of 2 years came to an end, a friend of mine recommended I have some fun with Tinder to get myself back in the game. I was skeptical, but mostly curious. So I put my best looking photos up and started swiping. To my surprise, I quickly received some messages. One of which was from, lets call him James. We talk, trade snapchats, and carry on flirting for a few days. I learned he has an impeccable music taste as well as a good sense of humor.

Eventually, he lets me know hes looking for something casual/ hookup related. Now at this point, I should have trusted my gut and thought over what I actually wanted from this. But I said, fuck it. How bad can it be?

>>77036691
lloyds furmassy https://youtu.be/YnGPgCVJUsI?t=34

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>>77036730
continue...

James insists that we cannot hang out at his place, and that instead he will come to mine. Sure, fine. I wait around for him to show up (which is half an hour late). He walks in quite awkward as expected. I was awkward too. But this seemed a little fishy. I disregard it and chat him up. Already, he is holding a magnum condom.

I get the feeling he really doesnt want to talk, so I give up and figure I deserve to have a good dickin after this stressful long term relationship. So I lead him to my bed and we start making out. Kids never kissed anyone in his life. My face is soaking wet, and he fingerblasts me at lightning speed. Problem is is that he is 7 foot tall with very large hands. I tell him to cool it, only then to be sucked with malicious intent on my tit. I yelp and he apologizes. Except the apology is more like him whispering oops and then choking me. I cough and say "Too hard." He laughs??? I'm like ok, this man is a bit inexperienced maybe? Flash forward, time for dick. He whips it out and I have no idea why he felt like he needed a magnum condom. I try to suck his dick and he literally bats me away. Now I just want to get this over with.

>>77036140

Muslims are enacting natural selection on Brits.

I didn't think it was possible, inshallah

gooning at anime

think I'll play some need for madness

>>77036746
So were doing it and its maybe 30 seconds in and his pecker is completely limp. I ask him if theres anything I can do to help him out, only to receive the response "Oh, its just because I'm drunk." Now I'm really pissed. Dude lived half an hour away and drove drunk all the way here. Part of me was livid, the other extremely confused, mostly because his breathe smelt of licorice and not alcohol. I insist he stays here and sobers up. By the time Im done uttering this sentence, he is dressed and moving out my door. "Ill just head out see yeah."
At this point I'm just bewildered. I chill in bed and contemplate what the fuck just happened to me when i get a snap from him. It says "Sorry bye." Before I can respond, he deletes me. The end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0

i miss 2010 lads
life is going by too quickly ;_;

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Have you got that package containing all my textbooks, Mum?
Great, just drop it off at the

>>77036729
fucking disgusting

>>77036774
include me in the screenshot
hello /r/4chan!

>>77036655

is it just me, or do western and anglo girls have more nigger proportions than slavs and the like

big, fat bunda, long legs, short torso, etc

>>77036791
bender

>>77036770
Oh gosh. This makes me remember one hilarious hook up I had with a guy I met on a science-related group on facebook.
I'm fairly experienced, and at the time I wasn't new to casual sex. He said he'd had about 20 partners and he was a few years older than me, so I thought I was in for a good time.


Boy was I wrong!
No foreplay, no nothing. He just started hammering from behind. But he was so out of shape (he looked good physically, but he smoked) that he stopped every 15 seconds to catch his breath, I swear. I felt almost sorry for him, even though I was a little irritated that he lied about being a fucking legend in bed.

>>77036726
think fleury was they're only big acquisition and he's been on a downward spiral as of late, murray deffo overtook him as the go-to goaler but it's nice to have the depth of two cup winning keepers

DO NOT think vegas will be a contender until they grow some home talent, so nothing for a decade at least and the 2017 draft were the drizzling shits so that's one years worth of talent basically wasted desu

also i'm a sharks fan, and was very happy they only took boedker from >us

>>77036798
fuck off mate
just trying to have fun with a silly joke during some tough times in my life

dont need you gooning about and trying to make me ashamed of that

>>77036791
her face and tattoos are awful, plus she is a retarded commie

>>77036816
you can take you "silly jokes" and fuck off to reddit, maybe you'll get some "le good post dude xDD!"s here

>>77036799
>yank sees a picture of nude women and immediately starts thinking about race

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In the Middle Ages, it was common for Europeans to equate the religion of the Jews with the Israelite Mosaic Faith of the Old Testament.

Most Europeans had viewed the Jews as the followers of the Old Testament.

Louis IX of France was surprised to learn that the Jews had developed an authoritative Talmud to complement their understanding of the Bible.

Louis ordered the burning in Paris in 1243 of some 12,000 manuscript copies of the Talmud and other Jewish books.

Louis decided on 13 September 1268 to arrest Jews and seize their property.

He compelled the Jews, under penalty of a fine, to wear at all times the rouelle or badge

>>77036774
haha x

>>77036729
Thanks mate
>Proceed to fap till the well is dried. Adios. Here's a token an another

>>77036811
>boedker
meant schlemko

>>77036834
your
there

morning lads, its me thailad haha

please pay attention to me oh god im so lonely

>>77036834
dont fucking talk to my mate like that you stupid cunt.

>>77036816
its alright mate, we told him. now lets go grab that pint

>>77035875
nice to see Nadal knocked-out by a Luxem-burger. He appeared to be almost ready to cry as he walked off.

>>77036891
alri mate thoughts on pints??? XDDDDDDD

love watching amateur youtubers
could listen to some random guy riff about stupid mmos or paranormal shit for hours

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>>77036830
awright darlin

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>>77036880
hmmmmm that doesnt sound like something thailad would say

>>77036805
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>>77036730
awful pasta

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>>77036729

why are mmos fucking garbage lads
when will they make a comeback

>>77036939
they haven't changed, you just got older

im sorry was i expected to read any of the posts here?

>>77036909
fuck off you complete dickhead

whoa whoa whoa, i don't event want a gf

u cannot enjoy life to the fullest if you are a sub 5/10 male. You just cant. Looks matter for everything. Not just relationships but how you are treated socially. You are treated differently everywhere. Pubs, clubs, even ppl talking to you, they see you and look at you in disgust.
JUST LDAR

>>77036950
ello guvna! fish and chups mate!!!
am I fitting in yet!?!

Robert Bruce Cotton was the owner of the richest private collection of manuscripts ever amassed.

The Cotton Library offered important and valuable sources of reference and knowledge to many people. He made his library accessible to students and lay-persons.


In 1629, he was forced to close his library by Charles I because the content within the library was believed to be harmful to the interests of the Royalists

The Library was eventually donated to the nation by Cotton's grandson and is now housed in the British Library.

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sis got me this for my birthday
...
im a physcist, i don't code

>>77036986
are you close?

>>77036938
I'm only sexually objectifying her. Can you shuv ur asexuality up your boipucci ya hairy ape?

>>77036811
>he's been on a downward spiral as of late

ehhhhhhhh Fleury was half the reason they won against the Caps. Murray is a great successor though, I guess at some point you've got to give it over to young blood.

>also i'm a sharks fan, and was very happy they only took boedker from >us

How do you go about fandom without geographic ties? What made you a fan of the Sharks?

>>77036968
not even close mate. now fuck off you complete and utter melt

>>77036986
hahaha she bazingad you!

>>77036657
quietly brilliant

>>77036986
you will

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>yanks

princess chelsea pinned me down and milked every dime out of my pathetic little bank account

>>77037047
dont know why but theres been a surge in posters from /cum/ over the last week or so

>>77036726
Thoughts on the Marleau deal? I thought Jumbo Joe was due for retirement earlier than him.

>>77037073
America be cancering.
Prepare to be blacken

sky is a weird purple colour
bit worried

>>77037047
Obsessed

>tfw no gf to call me on trips and ask me if I'm okay

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is this normal????

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new like 30 kids in high school with houses like this.

why are yanks so rich. in debt up to their eyes?

>>77037102
rest in pepornies

>new

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In medieval Britain, the Nine Worthies were nine historical, scriptural, and legendary personages who personified the ideals of chivalry.

The three worthy pagans:
Hector, a Trojan prince and the greatest fighter for Troy in the Trojan War.
Alexander III of Macedon, undefeated in battle.
Julius Caesar, dictator of the Roman Republic.

The three worthy Jews:
Joshua, conqueror of Canaan.
David, the second king of the United Kingdom of Israel and Judah.
Judah Maccabee, leader of the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid Empire.

The three worthy Christians:
King Arthur, central figure of folklore.
Charlemagne, Emperor of the Franks.
Godfrey of Bouillon, crusader and Defender of the Holy Sepulchre (He refused the title of King of Israel, however, as he believed that the true King of Jerusalem was Christ)

New

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>>77036844

nah I've had that suspicion for a while famalama