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anime

"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" - yanks

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>>77033978
Excellent post

babestation

anim-
*see someone else posted it*
*nods respectfully*

mine was first

>>77033942
>>77033942

>>77034003
it's whoever links first you retarded threadsplitter

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>>77034003
take your cuckstamp elsewhere pally

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yuzu

>>77034016
post younger women
>>77034018
post older women

>>77034040
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jfp0_vIn2U

>>77034050
'ce

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>>77034040
hmmm
no

>>77034071
someone give me a quick rundown on this ape

Malcolm X Goes BEAST MODE On White Liberal!

uploaded by Malcolm X

i'm 23. when do i start growing facial hair? i really need something to cover up my acne scars and weak jawline

>tfw fingers are too short to play string instruments well

>>77034116
tyrorkesheed

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>>77034152
is this you?

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>>77034156

>>77034198
incredible post

>>77034116
he btfo liberal puppets like obama

>>77033994
*wiggles phone aggressively*

FUCK YOU

>>77034187
no at least that guy has some scraggle

melon

made my dad cry last night

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so that's what things would've been like if i'd have invented the finglonger
*sigh*
a man can dream though..

weird to think that most of the great battles in history were fought by armies much smaller than modern day protests

>>77034293
most protests aren't that large

>>77034276
u using a mac son?

>*BRRRRRRRRRAAPPPPPPPPP*
ATTENTION please. Attention please.

I am pleased to announce that I am now accepting applications for the position of : Girlfriend
Interested parties are encouraged to send me a 500 word cover letter and CV outlining your potential qualities and dating history (the less the better) to : [email protected]

Applicants must have, at minimum, the following qualifications:
>female in sex and gender
>white or caucasian descent
>between 5'2" and 5'9"
>a BMI between 18 and 24
>not a leftist, but rather a maga trump pepe kekistan white aryan princess
>enjoys crushing pathetic and miserable bollocks, rendering them destroyed and completely sterile
>cooks and cleans, preferring the culinary traditions of america (burgers) and italy (spaghettios)
>capable, ready, and willing to deepthroat three inches of pallid steel

Thank you and good evening

>>77034318
no i am straight

>dating a woman over 5 ft tall
moronic

genuinely need a girlfriend so fucking bad. im so fucking pathetic and depressed and alone

>>77034312
most armies were between 4,000-12,000 men i believe

there are protests of 20,000 these days

https://twitter.com/northerniste/status/884438566352310274

>>77034352
>>77034356
snap

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>>77034351
good lad but why is it a different font?

>>77034356
need jpop in your life

>>77034352
what if you have kids?
you would condemn them to manlethood just so you can feel like a big man

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>>77034380
linnucks

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>what if you have kids?

been home from uni for one week and already i am having to make a conscious effort to ration my wanks

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>There's already more than enough neglected hungry babies in the world, the last thing we should do is make more of them

>>77034365
you said the great battles of history, many of which featured well over a hundred thousand men

persians regularly fielded huge armies, roman and gallic armies were often in the 40-80 thousand range putting over 100k on the battlefields, when marius fought the teutons and cmibris they had their entire tribes at the battle estimated 300-500 thousand on just one side.

ancient chinese battles were huge too, greek and steppe cavalry armies tended to be a bit smaller.

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>ancient chinese battles were huge

>>77034367
ahahaha poor aisha

(jk the whore deserves it)

I walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp,
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah.
I met Milenko and got three wishes.
That night I fucked three fat bitches.

time to delete about 10 years of internet history

>>77034457
reckon with that many people no one would realize if you just acted like you had already fought and hung out in the back lines till it all blew over

wouldnt know what to do with a gf

>>77034466
>wicker furniture

atrocity

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hZXxrzsQOA

>>77034367
is this icenonce?

>>77034475
I reckon they would, since all your mates would notice you trying to slink off and jam a spear in your back

Alri lads can somebody red pill me on banging euro slags

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>he wears the autist jeans

>>77034478
how long until farts become as socially acceptable as piss porn?

>>77034367
>>77034367
>>77034367
>>77034367
what the fuck is this sub-group of twitter users? some commie shit? what am i even looking at? I know aisha is a commieslag but how do hundreds of people know or care about her?

>>77034478
that looks very very fake

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>can somebody red pill me on banging euro slags

>>77034503
HIV

>>77034468
So let's talk about my nutsac
I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballsac
Well I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch
I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch

>>77034485
alri but prefer johnny rebel

>>77034500
do you realize how much land 800 thousand people fighting all on the front line would take up? they're not all on the front line, there's a massive back line

Me on the floor at 6:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlQLlTSuVPo

>>77034503
who wouldnt want to stick their willy in this?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499734899063.webm

>>77033964
I have that same t shirt

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>he wears the autist jackets

>>77034519
in what way?

>>77034530
good post

>>77034531
where did I say 800 thousand people?
fuck off yank

>>77034541
no greater hell than being a poortherner
t. poortherner

>>77034523
What is a Juggalo? A Hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs muthafuckas in to thumbtacs.

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>he wears the autist socks

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>I have that same t shirt

>>77034509
/gif/ is working on it lad

>>77034553
looks like water and her dress provides good coverage for some water emitting device

>>77034557
oh wow 500 thousand, pardon my silliness

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>>77034564
i think they're welsh tho

wanken me pintle at te mooment

>>77034594
welsh are culturally poortheners

>>77034573
have these in the mail from amazon

not joking

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>>77034503
just cross the channel and have an english accent

(i hope)

>>77034590
most would be camp followers, women and children who were slaughtered or killed themselves after the battle, but in real large battles the front line was often several KM across, it would be a lot flatter than it was deep, men at the back aren't useful if your line breaks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cimbrian_War

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZX5R84W1DU

showing off my works of art

>>77034578
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>>77034615
except brits are known to be bad tourists and act like niggers in continental europe

>>77034587
carissa loves to hold her wee until she bursts

https://www.bound2burst.net/movies/mbm/carissa.html

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>>77034608
fair enough. where do the cornish fit in?
t. great great nan was from camborne pic related

>>77034633
source: autistics on /int/ that couldnt handle banter to save their lives

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what is this hair cross thing

the lady in Braveheart has one too

>>77034643
she has VERY nice breasts

would like to suck on them whilst she is doing a wee

*barges in*
*unbuckles belt*
*drops it on the floor*
alright who's head honcho around here?

>>77034608
not true
>>77034648
the westcountry

>>77034648
the cornish are subhuman monkeys, only fit for the zoo

still have nightmares of the time i got drunk with the lads in a small cornish pub near truro

hmmmmmmmmmmmm Addd to Bill Shortens Facebook page today. Well well well...... Looke- here..... YET AGAIN..... CATHY JACKSON of the "health union" In court over theft and embezzlement matters, and so many charges due to the number of offenses. How many more immoral, illegal and fraudulent matters do not come to our attention. When will you laborites and unionites become lawfull abiding citizens? Be Australian Vote Liberal

>>77034626
kek

It appears the largest killing event in pre-gunpowder times would be the mongol siege of baghdad

>>77034674
*blushes*
*slowly raises hand while looking at the floor*

>>77034650
i met a british tourist once. he tapped me on the shoulder and said "erm... are you in the queue, mate?" then i tried to make some shitty banter with him and we stood next to each other watching the band for an awkward 20 seconds before he said "well i better go say something incredibly obscene to my mate."

5/7 he was a good lad

>>77034674
me
*flexes biceps*

Friend has been incommunicado for the last 5 days. Has disabled his online presence and is not responding to any texts.

Quite grim

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How to get thicc tall milf bong gf?

pull often, yet im still so fucking alone

>>77034711
might have committed suicide?

>>77034711
probs killed himself

>>77034587
Mate if you just drink plenty of water and are well hydrated your piss will be clear as Norway's fjords. I'm sure she chugged litres before going to her piss porn

>>77034711
do this very often but accidentally
so rare I get a text i dont check my phone for days at a time so people that do text think ive died

>>77034711
i do that from time to time. every once in a while it's nice just to disconnect.

been awake 24 hours but had some coffee and a cheeky ritalin so she'll be right

>>77034733
sucks to be you haha
i only pull rarely but am extremely skilled at turning one night stands into longterm relationships

>>77034746
>accidentally staying off and/or disabling any online presence you may have
Curious

send em all back to africa
we outta send em all back to africa
we outta send em all back to africa where they belong
they outta get the hell out of america
and leave the white man alone

>>77034711
do this all the time because of crippling anxiety

>>77034711
Self inflicted death is a possibility

>>77034744
yeh i can see its not fake now tbf seeing as she has videos of her being all naked and shit

>>77034711
no i just don't want to talk to you because you're a dick

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It's nice to know that /brit/ is full of experts on social isolation. I'm sure it's just a hobby and you're not all actually isolated loners.

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doing a harm

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>he doesn't have LED lighting strips all over his flat for prime cozy night living

>>77034804
I literally have no friends and I haven't had a text on my phone from anything but Optus, Westpac and job applications in 3 years.

just want a thicc milf from Liverpool to say "Oh deary me" while she massages my ballbag

>>77034769
i have very few friends (read: 2) so I have 0 social media
nobody I know plays videogames so they dont have steam, and I dont even play any more

the only way they can contact me is by text, and they barely ever do so I've fallen out of the habit/forget to respond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGEIhFu1V0k

>>77034816
am literally triggered by this post
just jolted back from my computer and felt like i was going to puke for a splitsecond

hand is shaking a little still

OH I'M SORRY SLOVAKIA
YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN JUST BUILD MORE MOSQUES

>>77034816
shouldnt smoke lad its bad for you

>>77034711
I did this once when I was 15 years old, only for 7 days, and after that my entire friend group decided they were abandoning me and that I wasn't allowed to hang out with them anymore

It was an important turning point in my life. The old friends all became fairly popular kids with prom dates and fraternities in college, etc. Whereas I started hanging out with the autist crowd who jumped over chairs for fun, got zero prom dates and that 'tism carried into university.

I wonder what it would have been like if I never went offline that week and I became more normie.

>>77033964
me on the right

>>77034849
why?

>>77034849

literal woman

>>77034768
jealous desu

>>77034888
Going offline was just a catalyst. Your autism is what caused that and the rift was already there for them to just abandon you in a week

i can't comprehend these people who have literally zero friends

>tfw more friends than I can reasonably keep up with

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what the fuck is this

>>77034826
hi tumblr

>>77034893
i cut my wrists up when i was 17 and depressed. have literal + unironic properly diagnosed PTSD from the whole experience

>>77034898
not really

>>77034913
once you have zero friends its very hard to make friends

once you have 5 or 6 you don't even need to try to make more

>>77034913
can't comprehend that

>>77034913
Its pretty simple really. I don't like most people, I don't have any social hobbies and my workplace is small.

>>77034687
i was australian once it was shit

>>77034913
I used to have loads in before uni, now have barely a handful and literally 0 (zero) *close* mates like i did before

>>77034922
>i cut my wrists up when i was 17 and depressed. have literal + unironic properly diagnosed PTSD from the whole experience
lol

>>77034924
whose birthday was is

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the gf

>>77034922
Literally the most pathetic thing I can think of. Not only were you stupid enough to go with the idea of cutting yourself, you somehow managed to become traumatised from your own actions, which as an adult, you still have not overcome. Honestly just get a grip and stop being coddled.

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>>77034922
>i cut my wrists up when i was 17 and depressed
don't get why people do this
how are the two related
what's the though process there

>>77034968
>when your jeans are really tight and your keys start digging into you

>>77034934
I don't like most people either, but if you shun all your friends Its just awful for your mental condition after a time
>>77034928
this is true, I do meet more people via the people I already know pretty often, probably made a few new friends this year I think
>>77034968
once dated a girl who used to do this

>>77034919
Settle this once and for all by running him out of town with an angry mob

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>>77034913
>tfw abandoned all friends because they're a waste of my already scarce energy
>I invest said energy on /brit/

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>>77034913
literally cannot fathom how on earth I would even begin to make a friend

>>77034999
are you a neet

>>77034999
nice trips friend

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>>77034968

>>77034986
I don't shun anyone, I just don't have any to begin with. Its hard not to make friends in school and uni, but when your work has no potential mates and your only options are outside that its a great deal more difficult.

>>77034983
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>>77035003
job search isnt going too well

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If you could develop a highly infectious virus which killed off one type of person in the world, who would you target, if any?

>>77034983
wanted to die
was pulled out of school and on suicide watch and all my surroundings were safetyproofed

all i had was a discarded safety razor blade and a wad of tissue for a handle

funny thing is that except for the occaisional panic attack from being triggered i am actually probably one of the most welladjusted and successful in life people here

>>77034999
if you have a job its pretty friggin easy, just don't be 100% repulsive and you will start getting invites to social events, or invite people you know yourself, once you get a few drinks in you, you can be pally with anyone. Then after a night of getting smashed together (bonding) this facilitates the beginning of a friendship

>>77035027
the pakis

http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/26808/1/4chan-users-encouraged-the-oregon-school-shooter-to-kill

did anyone else post in mercers threaD? i almost did. i saw it.

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Abbās I of Persia was the 5th Safavid Shah (king) of Iran.

Abbas' tolerance towards Christians was part of his policy of establishing diplomatic links with European powers to try to enlist their help in the fight against their common enemy, the Ottoman Empire.

The Spanish demanded Abbas break off relations with the English East India Company. The Holy Roman Empire wanted him to make his 400,000+ Armenian subjects swear allegiance to the Pope .

More came of Abbas' contacts with the English, although England had little interest in fighting against the Ottomans.

The English helped reorganise the Iranian army, which proved to be pivotal for the Safavid victory in the Ottoman-Safavid War.

The English East India Company also helped Abbas retake Hormuz from the Portuguese.

>>77035011
join a club of some sort then, ocne you go enough you'll naturally make a friend

>>77035027
I would say fat people but they have enough health issues anyway, so probably African Americans.

have a dead leg rn
cant feel anything

VERY tempted to smash it with a hammer i have on the table next to me but know its a bad idea

>>77035027
non-communists

>>77035030
oh
well glad you're better and that

also
>all my surroundings were safetyproofed
what did this involve lol

>>77035027
women

>>77035027
leafmen

>>77035030
lolllll

>>77034187
>>77034187
>>77034187
this is me and i cant get a gf

>>77035047
My interests generally only attract fat autists who I can't stand being around though. I'm seemingly a rare middle ground of actually being active and self aware but having nerd interests. I've only met one other guy similar to myself and that was in a different country.

>>77034919
former skinhead racist decided he wants to be a woman or something

>>77035093
well what are your interests then already?

>>77035093
do a sport then?

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Double portrait of Englishman Robert Shirley, "the greatest traveler of his time." and his Circassian wife Teresia, c.1624–1627. He wears the exotic Persian clothes which so impressed his European hosts upon his return to Europe from Persia; whilst she wears her native style of dress but also holds a flintlock pistol and a pocket watch, symbols of the technologies Europe was introducing to Persia.

>>77035093
meet up with me x

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anime

>>77035059
all the windows had a grille put in front of them so i couldnt climb out of them or smash the glass for shards
was supervised 24/7 except for going to the bathroom, when someone would wait outside the door with a master key in case i took too long and he would rush in to make sure i wasnt somehow dying
was allowed supervised walks though

all kitchenknives and stuff removed

room searched every so often

constant therapy session and interviews to see if i was at risk

>>77035093
choose your next words carefully i am this close to hatposting you

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anyone remember this image?

>>77035128
were you in an orphanage or something?

>>77035112
he skipped leg day lmao

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>choose your next words carefully i am this close to hatposting you

did knickerless virgin run outside of scotland?

>>77035128
>>77035030
>>77034922
>>77034849
>I share /brit/ with a runt like this

good lord

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>>77035093
borderline fedora but literally all me

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>>77035165

>>77035101
LAN (particularly strategy), reptiles, history/philosophy, coasteering, gym. Those are the main things.
>>77035111
But that has just been the opposite end of the spectrum, that's what I'm saying. I'm not a bogan who's content with playing a game and endlessly talking about tits, cars and beer. I'm not a full blown autist who's happy to be in a cave that reeks of piss and BO, who's terrified to interact with the opposite sex. I just don't know where I really fit in.
>>77035129
Fire away

>>77035128
fuck me
for that drastic measures to be taken I imagine that you were pretty much broadcasting to the world that you cut yourself
imagine my shock

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The Safavid Persians had then been at war with their arch rivals, the neighbouring Ottoman Empire, for more than a century, and so decided to try to obtain European help against the Ottomans.

There was also strong religious antagonism, as the Persians proclaimed Shiism against the Ottoman Empire's Sunnism.

The Persian embassy was led by the Englishman Robert Shirley.

The embassy went to Cracow, Prague, Florence, Rome, Madrid, London, and returned to Persia through the Great Mogul's India.

Shirley was knighted in Prague, and he was also made a Count Palatine of the Holy Roman Empire by Rudolf II in 1609.

Shirley then returned to Persia by sea, through the Cape of Good Hope to land in India, at the mouth of the Indus, escaping from an attempt on his life by the Portuguese.

who here average intelligence, poorly socialized and all round mediocre?

>>77035182
not me anymore, your interests are absolutely meme tier

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>Fire away

>>77035140
shame i cant make edgy ironic posts anymore without the fear of having my door kicked in because of fags like these

>>77035182
Are you me

>>77035182
literally do a martial art and i can guarantee that if you arent a complete asperger weirdo, you'll have friends within 6 months

>>77035203
i'm unironically too smart to interact normally with other people

>>77035182
>ontent with playing a game and endlessly talking about tits, cars and beer

I think you're generalising normies a bit

>>77035224
FONT

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Have men lost their way?

better than despacito desu
side note: wanty shag both of them

https://youtu.be/6Mgqbai3fKo

>>77035182
>I just don't know where I really fit in.
literally half of /brit/
this is a failed normie general

>>77035093
thats a bit unfair, your interests probably attract introverts but you only hear about the awful extroverts; give it a chance

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>>77035222
Everybody I've met like this is just an introverted autist in a very small pond.

>>77035182
ok then reptile cunt
pls describe the following: what are the molecular level biological processes involved for the temperature dependent sex-determination of crocodile eggs

>>77035243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE

best shakira song

>>77035168
im actually exceptionally successful in life aside from mental health
my depression was fueled by the most incredible inferiority complex that drove me to overachieve at basically everything before i had my breakdown

>>77035152
when i was 17 i was JUST picked up by this NHS programme 3 weeks before it was cancelled by the government - so i was like the last person to get the benefits of it

>>77035191
nobody knew/knows except me and my parents

>>77035224
he said bogan tbf not normie

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>>77035243
>ywn be this much of a good looking lad

>>77035238
either you're shitposting or you've made up your mind already and you are fishing for approval

answer: willy STILL smells of skips

>>77035288
yes but he's assuming the only people who are actively participating in sports are mindless bogans, which isn't fair or true

fucking love prawn cocktail skips
havent eaten them for probably 4 years though

>>77035204
They are, I also forgot surfing which I'm getting back into soon when I can buy a new board.
>>77035224
No mate I worked in 8 different workplaces over 3 years and that was 95% of my experience.
>>77035215
Move over here and be my friend
>>77035220
That's a good idea actually, I used to when I was a teen. I'll look into this
>>77035264
I think its still debated the extent to which its genetically predetermined, but generally its that temperature effects the development of X/Y chromosomes and so determines the sex of the offspring based on temperature. There's a different kind of egg too but I can't remember about that one.

note: would fuck a nigger

>>77035243
'kira is literally a 10/10 in any conceivable sense

>>77035210
i love this fedora. it's so over the top

>>77035274
>best shakira song
>anything but shewolf

it's like you were never a horny teenager

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Anthony Jenkinson was one of the first Englishmen to explore Muscovy and present day Russia.

He found that though the routes to China and India were well known, they were impassable due to wars and banditry along the way.

He arrived in Moscow in August 1561, with the intent to talk trade terms with Ivan the Terrible.

He he found that the wider objective of breaking into the Indian Ocean trade was blocked by the Portuguese.

Jenkinson mentioned the cruelty that had swept over the Russian territories due to Ivan. In order to successfully negotiate the trade terms, Jenkinson was sent back to England. He was ordered by Ivan to bring war experts to Russia to help Ivan with his wars.

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what age is too old for marital arts

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imagine being theresa may and having to suck up to reality TV stars lol

wouldn't hate trannies if they all looked like this tbqh

https://youtu.be/1AzeM8ndQ2g

>>77035243
just about anything is better than despacito though. I wish the world was as connected in 2005 as it is now so it could enjoy better songs from here

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>i love this fedora. it's so over the top

>>77035342
About 200. There are dinosaur age Chinese monks that still do roundhouse kicks

>>77035359
not fond of this one. not funny

You lads heard about the Tory MP that got suspended for saying nigger

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>>77035366
but it's way more over the top

>>77035339
good lad

ahhh
there's this one kind of personality that I see time and time again - the bullshitter
the kind of twat that just chats utter shite and usually gets away with it because they're surrounded by people who don't know any better
or if they're talking about something correctly, they'll exaggerate it
these kinds of people are always gay or closeted gay

>>77035348
Except for Merkel said it was fine. She was talking about some kind of women's project or some shit with the World Bank

>>77035383
'n***** in the woodpile' is what she said

>>77035328
I get the impression from other posters you're full.

Wheres the best place to live in oz?

>>77035342
most people will say there isn't an age. you just have to not be a spastic and be aware of your strength/weight.

so two kids who start boxing/grappling/kick boxing at age 8 have no power behind their hits meaning they can throw each other, grapple, punch each other in the head and have no negative effects. a fully grown man throwing another fully grown man, or punching a fully grown man in the head can do damage regardless of skill level.

i'm planning on getting into BJJ and back into muay thai within a few months and i'm 24

>>77035356
we got gasolina i think

>>77035342
no age
obviously you can't be a pro if you start past a certain age but its never too late to learn

what one are you thinking of getting into la
https://media.balls.ie/uploads/2014/05/frochko2.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnC8sRqyIb0

>>77035401
would wife

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>>77035401
how come other newspapers censored it but the BBC can say it

IF YOU ARE NOT NATIVE AMERICAN YOU COME FROM SOME SORT OF IMMIGRATION. MEXICANS ARE ACTUALLY NATIVE TO THE US . LEARN SOME FUCKING HISTORY AND HUMAN GEOGRAPHY

kero kero bonito

having a fight in the youtube comment section

>>77035351
nonce

>>77035398
any good story deserves embellishment

IM SO FUCKING LONELY AND BAD AT MY JOB AND DESTINED FOR FAILURE

FUCKING LOSER TWAT

FUCKING PATHETIC LOSER CUNT

I WAS BORN INTO A RICH WHITE ATTRACTIVE FAMILY AND IM STILL A COMPLETE FUCKING FAILURE

>>77035425
ah yes the earth is only 1000 years old and human groups popped up independently all over the world

>>77035451
>>77035460
horrible fat little gremlins

>>77035387
the other webm had a coherent narrative. that one is just a seizure inducing montage

>>77035411
>BJJ and back into muay thai
there are so many different types do you know what the easier for beginners/popular ones are

>>77035425
humans aren't native to north america. "native" americans migrated from asia around the most recent ice age

>>77035460
lets be real though, If your ancestors migrated over 10,000 years in the past then you're a native

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>>77035332
>ywn be a catalan chad who goes home to his 10/10 wife after a hard days work of playing for arguably the best team in the world

One time me and my dad were in the car listening to music and then he suddenly turned it down. Keep in mind he is Hispanic and he knows Spanish and English, yet never bothered to teach me Spanish. He said "Ya know, when people ask me "Why didn't you teach your daughter Spanish?" it bothers me, ya know why?" I asked him why, and he said "Because if the people here in America find out you're half Hispanic, they'll put you in a job like mine's." My dad came here illegally. And he barely get paid enough to live in an apartment. People have said that there's no reason for my dad to come here. And then I say my dad ran away from being forced to fight in a war. Then they say he's a pussy because he didn't fight for his country, that's when I say it was a civil war. He didn't want to fight his own people. That's how much pride he had for his country. Then he started a family in America. He's a cook, that barely fucking pays, yet he's the only one in the kitchen the actually does the fucking work. He's gotten stopped by the police because he's Hispanic. And because of that, he doesn't want me to learn Spanish. This is to fucking stupid. I can't learn a fucking language because it might effect what job I'll be offered? I'm planning to be an animator. And if I was an immigrant, I might have been fighting to be an animator. But Immigrants do get job done.

Fuck off you twats

>>77035486
well it depends on what you want to do
most of them are fairly easy to learn a level of competency, its just being able to do it, and being good at it which takes a long time

>>77035496
reeeeee

>>77035451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXURC_nNhc
b easy bruv

>>77035414
what about this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGb5p_OnnNM

>>77035405
Full of Chinese. Best place depends on what kind of lifestyle you want really. Also the kind of people you want to be surrounded by.

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>>77035496
>this is a 10/10 in britain
holy shit. you'd love it here, every other broken spic whore looks like that

>>77035487
finders keepers

>>77035488
have to start somewhere

doing a sport

Just listening to Joe rogan and he keeps pronouncing twat as twot

Do all yanks say it like this

>>77035544
yeah

>>77035544
we generally don't use the word at all

>>77035544
"twoooht"
lmao state of septics

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40509632

the geniuses over at Britain First are trying to recruit poles

>>77035423
hahaha holy shit

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>>77035496
i've needed to fuck her so badly for about 10 years

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>>77035544
never heard a brit say poop or butt

>>77035525
at 40 years old?

>>77035521
nah

i didn't even know calle 13 did reggaeton desu

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Someday I'll get to get all dressed up in my suit for something that isn't a funeral or trial

>>77035522
if i have a thing for gay chinese men where should i go

So my Grandma heard that a Pakistani family was moving next door and she was nervous that they might kill everyone in the neighbor hood and I was pissed because one they immigrated from a place where they were going to be killed and you are going to talk shit about them? Think about the crap they had to go through with people already dissing and treating them like shit

>>77035549
Vocaroo it

>>77035572
>butt
just pronounced like but mate im sure youve heard that

>>77035573
makeup makes you look young especially when you're a hundred millionaire

>>77035561
mmmmm painting eastern euros as the villain was never going to really catch on

>>77035573
she does look good for 40, but definitely not a 10/10

>>77035525
t. 55% overweight

>>77035544
twot
creg
MEE LEE
OH MEE GAH
BAY TAH
HAWWWTT
GAWWT
CAWWST
DAWWWGGG
PED O'PHILE

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>>77035580
>his university didnt have formal dinners every Friday

>>77035589
you'll crease

>>77035584
Melbourne for anything gay but you'll find Chatswood in Sydney has half the population of Beijing.

>>77035486
bjj is good if youre a lanklet
wrestling and boxing are good otherwise
taekwondo looks cool but you will never have a practical chance to use those kicks that make people question if youre gay

>>77035602
mee lee is alri

>>77035578
wow, so you know calle 13
which of their songs is big there?

>>77035617
>>77035602
what the fuck is "Mee Lee"

>>77035486
rise in UFC/MMA competitions has made BJJ and Muay Thai very popular. Boxing is always popular and judo is also pretty popular from what I understand - although the most relevant aspects of judo in terms of throwing and landing are now being incorporated into BJJ training.

frankly, it depends on what you want to learn. if you are looking for a purely self-defence application, i'd go muay thai or boxing to start with. BJJ is good for self-defence overall but if you can't strike, you don't want to rolling around on the floor and get stomped on by one of the other guys friends. BJJ is very much described as a "thinking" martial art, in that you do one movement in order to move the opponents hands or focus to then slip in and go for another choke or limb.

>>77035626
melee as in melee fighting

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Think I look quite nice in my suit but the only people who've ever seen me in it are either sad or hate me

>>77035626
asian pornstar

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Between 1540 and 1555, Tahmasp conducted a series of invasions of the Caucasus region, leading to the capture of large numbers of Christian Circassian and Georgian slaves.

These slaves would form the basis of an Safavid military slave system.

Their arrival in such large numbers led to the formation of a new grouping in Iranian society solely composed of ethnic Caucasians.

A significant number gained major responsibilities and roles in Iranian society, including some of the highest positions of the state.

Selim II the Blond was the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire from 1566 until his death in 1574.

In Henry Lindlahr's words in the early 20th century, "Blue-eyed Caucasian regiments today form the cream of the Sultan's army."

According to the feminist Harriet Martineau, he upper class in Egypt would be doomed without the Caucasian regiments.

>>77035626
it's how you pronounce melee

(it should be pronounced meh-ley)

>>77035647
epic win

>>77035645
post a picture of your suit

regret not shagging some of the lasses i could've bagged in school

passed on some peng tings for silly reasons like they were below me in social standing, poor, or in a different clique

mee mee

>>77035637
>>77035654
lmao never in my entire life have i heard "mee lee" for that.

we say may-lay

>>77035636
ah ok cheers for the great answer mate, ill look into it and see what's available locally

>>77035673
mem ay

Just some eu4 for the first time in two years

Definitely a bit improved with the new DLC shit but still bored of it even after all this time

he posted memes of me online
so now its personal

>>77035670
>below me in social standing or poor

Why are brits so class obsessed?

>>77035679
pronounce it 'meh-lay' here

>>77035649
the mamluks being the latter and janissaries the former

>>77035666
reckon u guys might also hate me so I'd prefer to refrain from doing so 2bh

you'll find how shitty a language english is when you learn literally any other language.
thanks for such a shit language you dickheads

>>77035702
stop generalising

>>77035702
think everyone in school is obsessed with class desu

not proper class, but like popularity an that

>>77035624
none to my knowledge, no foreign language songs get big here bar the odd worldwide meme song (despacito, dragonstea din tei, gangnam style, las ketchip etc.)
i just know them from the internet, the song latinoamerica specifically