Emmanuel Macron edition
FUCK the quen
>>77032674
who is quen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ruhqJBSug
babestation
Love cock
>>77032674
>>77032689
quen's literally the best sign
>axii spackers
watching runaway train
M O R R O W I N D
the 'zu
don't have anything interesting or funny to post
>>77032674
croatia please be nice
>>77032729
>>77032609
i love how no matter what he talks about, from war to terrorism to famine, it all ends up boiling down to 'sjws'
the alt-right twitter crowd literally dont understand anything that isnt about third wave feminism or those kinds of unimportant trivial shit that the yanks spew out.
Dianne Abbott is NOT MY shadow education secretary
you can sometimes play recorded owl sounds on your phone or a bluetooth speaker to attract actual owls
seent it with me own eyes
>>77032729
what mods are you using
>>77032758
link to owl sound
>>77032664
Mena women made me believe in god
>>77032729
VERY good game.
inb4 some millenial is all like muh quest marker
Want to learn about medieval welsh culture and history but hate history books and boring stuff
what should i do
>>77032721
he hates the alt right
posted a load of interrcial porn on his twitter before to "troll" the alt right
>>77032772
look them up on youtube
>famine
my trigger word
give reperations you cunts
they barely teach us anything about native americans in school here
what do they conveniently ignore about british history in british schools?
>>77032774
same pic related
>>77032780
>Wants to learn
>Hates books
Visit pseud YouTube videos then, I recommend Sargon of Akkad, a man of culture.
>>77032689
>>77032719
>>77032793
link
>/brit/
grim
>>77032810
any good based nigger channels
Eric and Dylan - incels
Seung-Hui Cho - incel
Adam Lanza - incel
Elliot Rodger - incel
George Sodini - incel
Jared Loughner - incel
Dylann Roof - incel
Georges Hennard - incel
James Holmes - likely incel
Randy Stair - incel
The NUMBER ONE risk factor for becoming a mass shooter in the USA is being a male virgin in your 20s
>>77032825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ruhqJBSug
>>77032826
thoughts on philip morris getting btfo by based australia?
>>77032795
>>77032799
colonies in africa
we talk about the colonies in india and stuff which is morally grey and has pros and cons (eg jnfrastructure) but we totally ignore the colonies in africa where we straightup gassed and tortured civilians in their millions all the way up until the 1950s
google Mau Mau uprising
>>77032833
women ruin everything, everyone knows that
>hate history books
NOTORIOUS
MASS MURDERER
SIRIUS BLACK
>>77032833
pretty sure most of these had sex though
dont know what this webm is aside from the thumbnail
>>77032847
You do learn about it at A level and GCSE no?
>>77032833
how do you know they're virgins? also you're acting a bit obsessed
>>77032693
studio 66
>>77032833
Only one of the columbine crew were incel I think. Like he wrote in his diary all the time about how sexually frustrated he was and stuff.
the other lads was more bloodthirsty and hateful to the other students
>>77032861
wrong
>>77032833
The number one risk factor is having access to gun and being a retard.
>>77032863
lauren being a sexy minx
>>77032875
no.
we do the african slavetrade, which is ok because it was a longish time ago and we were the ones who ended it, but we dont look at our 20th century atrocities in africa at all
"
We knew the slow method of torture [at the Mau Mau Investigation Center] was worse than anything we could do. Special Branch there had a way of slowly electrocuting a Kuke—they'd rough up one for days. Once I went personally to drop off one gang member who needed special treatment. I stayed for a few hours to help the boys out, softening him up. Things got a little out of hand. By the time I cut his balls off, he had no ears, and his eyeball, the right one, I think, was hanging out of its socket. Too bad, he died before we got much out of him.[210]
“”
—One settler's description of British interrogation, 1951
>>77032859
TO ADDRESS THE SERIOUSLY FALLING STANDARDS AT HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
kinda jealous of that rotherham lot getting to rag qt teens desu
Do you reckon Jacob Rees=Mogg's wife sucks his dick?
>>77032908
Oi
be a good lad and bin that knife
>>77032908
So that's all yanks then
got an uncle who never seemed to age past about 25 but he just turned 40 recently and seems to have melted into a potbellied balding crinkle-faced gargoyle overnight
scared of this happening to me
ash bum
https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-06-29/
>>77032953
who's on tonight
nice shopping, Shopper Bear
teddy's got the swiper
>>77032969
ashley, alice and lori
>>77032953
i remember when camilla jayne was on a few years back ... her gash was always out
tired lads
need to stay awake for at least 2 more hours
'E 'HOON
https://youtu.be/BELQNiNENDA
The British hanged over 1,090 suspected rebels: far more than the French executed in Algeria during the Algerian War. It was found out that over half of them executed were not rebels at all. Thousands more were killed by British soldiers, who claimed they had "failed to halt" when challenged.[158][159][160] Among the detainees who suffered severe mistreatment was Hussein Onyango Obama, the grandfather of former U.S. President Barack Obama. British soldiers forced pins into his fingernails and buttocks and squeezed his testicles between metal rods and two others were castrated.[161][162]
...
the empire was a mistake
eyesight's increasingly getting worse by the day
wouldn't be incel if i was a motorbike champion
>>77033031
ugly fucking sandnigger looking midget
>>77033000
yeah, she was always naked. she did lesbian videos with lolly badcock and michelle moist as well
Gonna go out for a cheeky spliff lads
>>77032674
isn't she a bit old for that, though?
>>77033045
>lolly badcock
absolute filth that woman
>>77033025
so /brit/ cries about some blacks in africa getting killed yet you make cromwell jokes every 2 minutes?
>>77033031
>not a single blonde
dropped
>>77032999
love alice
love lori
simple as
The School Census for under 18s
In 1998, no town in Britain had a town where the white children were a minority. Every major town in Britain had a majority of White British children.
This changed in 1999.
In 1999, Slough became the first town where the White British under 18s became a minority, under 50%.
In 2000, Nelson followed.
In 2001, Batley and Greater London also became minority white in the under-18s.
In 2002, Leicester.
In 2003, no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2004, Birmingham.
In 2005, Luton.
In 2006, no new towns. The last year no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2007, Keighley.
In 2008, Burton on Trent.
In 2009, High Wycombe.
In 2010, Bradford.
In 2011, Manchester.
In 2012, Dewsbury.
In 2013, Huddersfield.
In 2014, Halifax.
In 2015, Sandwell, Blackburn, Reading and Watford.
In 2016, Nottingham, Wolverhampton and Oxford.
In 2017, Bedford and Coventry.
virgins, you know who
>Emmanuel Macron
found this funny image on the internet haha
>>77033063
the mau mau uprising was less than 60 years ago
Cromwell was 400 years ago
>>77033054
not for macron
>>77032809
mena qrs
>>77033079
I think we all know who is actually in control of macron
gonna sort out my entire 4chan folder
will probably take 6-7 hours
>>77033063
>/brit/
a single post is representative of the whole thread
c'mon now paddy think a little
>>77033064
>>77033091
makes no difference
especially since the lives of Europeans are worth more than others
>>77033066
https://www.t-51.com/
2 most recent updates
my parents were 17 and 16 respectively when i was born
anyone else /ruined their parents lives/ here?
>>77033068
utterly, utterly grim
we're fucked
>>77033122
college accident reporting
>>77033117
is berzinc portuguese?
>>77033117
crikey cheers lad
just got out of the shower, I'm a literal towelhead right now
>>77033122
Most people here probably born to old parents, it explains thier lack of social and mental development.
>>77033055
she was probably englands top pornstar for a time, shame she retired and got married
>literally have a video of her doing a really loud farting shit
true /brit/
>>77033154
something tells me you're also this lad>>77032833
Realised I touch people way too often. I think it's the Italian in me.
t. Mohammed Bonaventura
>>77033167
>got married
fuck off
who to?
hopelessly addicted to pornography
>>77033159
how does this disprove that? america isn't a socialist country
always find it patronising when the description on a pornstar's pornhub page makes a thing of the country she's from if she's not american
>>77033150
the name or the girl?
I will be a college senior in the fall. I have an internship this summer at a company, name of it is irrelevant to the story. We have a "Department Meeting" every Monday and me and the other intern get to sit in, ask questions, take notes, etc.
So last Monday we're in the meeting and I accidentally have my elbow rested on my phone which causes Siri to blast throughout the meeting room "SORRY, I MISSED THAT." I apologize, no big deal, everyone laughs it off. One of the employees laughs and says, "Is that a male Siri?" For some fucking reason my immediate response was "yeah, using the woman siri was a disaster on the roads so I decided to switch." I meant this to be a joke, but the delivery, also the fact that over half the room was women, it was a disaster.
10 seconds of uncomfortable silence before carrying on with the meeting agenda. I think my female boss hates me now.
>>77033190
just stop watching it retard
>>77033197
the girl olivia berzinc
>marrying a pornstar
Fuckin kek.
>>77033190
Go outside and talk to real Qts. You won't touch porn again.
Am I ztormzy?
>>77033183
some italian lad I think, her second name is really strange now, stranger than badcock. can't remember what it is though
>>77033216
what's wrong with that?
*picks up your pastry*
*sniffs it*
*sets it back down on your plate*
>>77033202
need to see nacho vidal spit on women's faces as he verbally degrades them for being whores simple as
>>77033228
yes
>>77033095
kek holy shit
this is going straight to /r/4chan
anyone else forget eastern europe exist sometimes?
Only had 5 cans of cider and I'm quite pished
bit mad that france expelled its entire protestant population
>>77033260
must be a yank thing
Gotta be a pallbearer for the 3rd time this year
who knew in 2017 it would be this hard to make a fake Facebook?
jesus christ i'm just trying to add my crushes mom so I can see more pics of her because she never posts selfies is that so much to ask for stop fucking banning me you fucking assholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7FqUNlEdwA&list=PL74FEA26A55A3D90C
la la la la la la
nutted to many times now my right nut aches
>>77033211
I don't think so, she has a london accent. Her parents might be though
just remembered estonia exists
>>77033251
>yank posts
>>77033299
enjoy yourself
>>77033260
nah always forget greenland exists until someone talks about it though. which is almost never
>>77033196
who are the best aussie pornstars lad?
Really wish the fat socialist yank would do one
>>77033325
most states in this country except like 8 or so have a higher population than the country of estonia. baffling
remember when fitizen would post slags and we'd rate them?
let's do that
>get too drunk on a night out on Saturday
>next day you gradually piece together all the cringy shit you did
Want death
>>77033325
there's a good lad
BALTIMORA
>>77033356
claiming 2
>>77033068
I live in tunbridge wells in kent, literally negligible amount of non-whites.
>>77033357
i know this feel very well
sodom and gomora
let the dj play
go
watching braveheart
its literally the film equivalent of teenage fanfic
cant believe scots like this children's shite ahahaha
Kill urslefs
Gordon Bennett!
>>77033025
>British soldiers forced pins into his fingernails and buttocks and squeezed his testicles between metal rods and two others were castrated.[161][162]
eating a red onion, garlic, tuna and mayonnaise sandwich
fuck off hetero i aint rating your whores
>>77033386
Women of today are NOTHING compared to beauties of 1830-1930
>>77033025
>the empire was a mistake
dont think so
>>77033386
1 4 2 5 6 7 3
doin a chew
i think someone threw a rock at my window
i swear to god i will hammer the little runts if they did
>>77033356
4 2 6 8 1 3 5 7
https://youtu.be/pkO2_LdgSas
>>77033400
disgusted but aroused
check em
>>77033025
but muh infrastructure
why are all british pornstars thicc 6'3 milfs?
not complaining btw
>>77033442
they aren't?
Fat cow sees man texting about her being fat and confronts him lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMjsRg7QsEE&feature=youtu.be
>>77033436
that wasn't my picture
>>77033439
No, THIS is how you do it
>>77033025
can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs
Whoever said that yanks can't help mouthing off confidently when they're talking out their arseholes was spot on
anime
are you alright?
>>77033442
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1499731765735.webm
can't tell if she's massive or he's a manlet
>>77033405
looks inbred
>>77033413
Decapitation and mutilation of insurgents by British forces were also common as a way to identify dead guerrillas when it was not possible to bring their corpses in from the jungle. A photograph of a Royal Marine commando holding two insurgents’ heads caused a public outcry in April 1952. The Colonial Office privately noted that "there is no doubt that under international law a similar case in wartime would be a war crime".[154][155][156]
As part of the Briggs' Plan devised by British General Sir Harold Briggs, 500,000 people (roughly ten percent of Malaya's population) were eventually removed from the land, had tens of thousands of their homes destroyed, and were interned in 450 guarded fortified camps called "New Villages". The intent of this measure was to inflict collective punishments on villages where people were deemed to be aiding the insurgents and to isolate the population from contact with insurgents.
at this point i want tim's schizophrenia to become debilitating because that's the only way his shit videos will stop clogging up my recommendations on youtube
>>77033357
its called the fear and its a psychological affect of alcohol
even if you didn't do anything and got drunk you'd still feel anxious the next day
dumbass limeys lmao suck on my freedom stick
>>77033507
why
>>77033505
nah, he'll just make more videos
nhs won't section him until he starts attacking people (which won't happen since he's a flighter, not a fighter)
>>77033503
>Student runt talking about Malaya
Ah yes keep embarrassing yourself please
>>77033400
wouldn't refuse a drink from lolly's roastie
>>77033502
how to acquire tall thicc british mummy?
>>77033502
amazing, an adult scene specifically made for horny teenagers
get fucked septic cunt
>>77033503
They were communists
>>77033525
seratonin get used up quicker when you use alcohol
if you do mdma it drains your seratonin way more. even though you dont gdt a physical hangover you feel like shite the next day
>>77033522
>american cultural artefacts are barely 250 years old
fun fact: my "high school", as you would call it, was twice as old as your country
get fucked faggots. just wiped my asshole with a picture of the queen
>>77033502
the blonde one is leigh darby if anyone's wondering
>brits who hate America
literally whu
>>77033572
The army was fighting in continental europe, we literally sent the shittiest troops to fight you and almost won.
Also consider the fact that the population of America was probably the same as Wales, we couldn't give less of a shit either
>>77033569
how is it that we are barely 250 years old yet more powerful than you ever will be?
if i seen tim in public i'd run the other way
who knows what he'd do
anyone who dabs really needs rounding up and gassing, absolute cretins
the future bf
>>77033572
why cant you post picture of muhammad fucking pigs instead? i dont care much either way, it just seems more productive.
lmao what happened to your """"""empire"""""" you tea-sucking inbreds, and how come all your politicians do is talk about our country? maybe its because we own your asses and are the leaders of the west?
lmao remember suez bahahahahha
>>77033603
nothing
he's harmless
>you now remember irish fitizen
>you now remember that /brit/ was created because of the autistic mods on /sp/
>you now remember Craven
Been here FAR too long lads
>>77033618
hes not gay la
>>77033618
>that fucking awful banter
>>77033633
might be bi
>>77033598
no were the most powerful country in history
>>77033631
shitizen is still around
told him to fuck off last time he was here and he actually did
lads too soft for /brit/ these days. always got all moral high groundy on everything
>>77033623
trying too hard
>tfw you came here because of tim
>His history "curriculum" consists of a shitty guerrilla war, the first presidents and their mistreatment of blacks, a stupid civil war, and the last presidents and their mistreatment of blacks
brits and yanks
>>77033598
you lost so you're losers lol
>>77033662
>implying one can study 29th century history without studying america
they've done a lot despite their age desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM
choon
>>77033653
>new power thinks theyll last forever
>new power thinks guns are more valuable than culture
new empires are absolutely niggertier, completely classless
honestly laughable
all-round shitty day for /brit/
gonna rate 4/10
decent posts were few and far between
>>77033631
>>you now remember that /brit/ was created because of the autistic mods on /sp/
when was this? 2012?
>>77033658
how did you find him originally?
>>77033681
Helloooo /futurepol/
>>77033662
tbf our curriculum conists of learning about their stupid civil war and mistreatment of blacks too
You see the thing about pitbulls is, it's all about the owner
>>77033593
other girl is Adele Taylor
>>77033662
our history contains us conquering a vast unknown landscape from savages, BTFOing limey monarchist dumbos, crushing a dixiecuck rebellion, Saving your ass in WW1, Saving your ass in WW2, and now leading the free world. your history is
>conquer primitives
>empire
>empire is gone
>filled with primitives
loling at you tea sucking apes
>>77033664
fuck off cuck
>>77033687
how are we more powerful than you then if you've been around for so long?
>>77033687
we're the most powerful country in world history haha
best powerful JRE guest?
>tfw you mask your shallow personality with comedy, impulsiveness and faux confidence
>tfw people that get close to you realise theres nothing interesting about you
>tfw struggle to form meaningful relationships with girls
>tfw no hobbies or interests
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>your history is
>>conquer primitives
>>empire
>>empire is gone
>>filled with primitives
American education, everybody
lads I have pimms but no lemonade, I do have pineapple and grapefruit-ade but I don't think that will go
fancy a drink, what should I do
>>77033599
our empire shits all over anything you've got or will ever have
Ven, prueba de mi boca para ver cómo te sabe
Quiero, quiero, quiero ver cuánto amor a ti te cabe
>>77033720
>dixiecuck
stopped reading there
die yank scum
>>77033695
saw a post on /tv/ ~2 years ago about tim
so I watched a few more and eventually someone pointed me in the direction of here
>>77033692
yes
>>77033703
Everyone who owns a pitbull is a dickhead
>>77033734
learn about test cricket, then make girls wet with your comprehensive ashes knowledge
>>77033729
not true
>>77033731
The lewis theroux and rob wolf ones were my personal favourites
>>77033741
then why doesn't it exist today if it was so powerful?
>>77033618
ugly skin and nipples
>>77033729
wrong.
You dont understand the disparity between Britain and the rest of the world in the late 19th century.
It far, far surpasses the (admittedly significant) power America has today. And we didn't have any serious challengers in the same way you have China and Russia to deal with
>>77033741
Canada alone does that let alone taking into account the B team like Australia and New Zealand.
>>77033734
fuck sake mate
there can only be one of us
>>77033748
stay mad
>>77033738
yes because THEY ALL IMMIGRATED TO BONGISTAN ahahahaha
>>77033753
*MOST people who own pitbulls are dickheads
dont get when people talk about faking confidence
think it still requires an amount of real confidence to "fake" confidence
>>77033781
literally do not understand this post
explain
>>77033771
>>77033761
our current military would blow the fuck out of your 19th century military lmao
were the most powerful country to ever exist
nothing personnel
>>77033767
we let some of our minions rule themselves so we could watch them collapse
zimbabwe and america for example
business idea: popularize raising dogs and cats as pseudo-children to suppress the white birth rate
>>77033779
genuinely pity you
a truly awful feel
>>77033774
gdp of $2 million vs gpd of $200 billion hmm
>>77033789
commonwealth immigration act
DUMBO
>our current military would blow the fuck out of your 19th century military lmao
>were the most powerful country to ever exist
>>77033787
wrong
just a little bitta alcohol and stop thinking about what you say before you say it
>>77033797
why are we more powerful than you then? must be a little embarrassing
burning a scented candle lads
realized rarely do we ever use our sense of smell for good things, maybe smelling a flower once every three weeks or so
really underappreciated, smelling is
>>77033787
not really
>>77033814
lmaoooooooooooooo a we have 100x more marines then u
>>77033738
>>77033814
was VERY confused by these posts but then remembered id filtered yanks
if this is anything to go by i'm very glad
>>77033790
>were the most powerful country to ever exist
and yet clearly still not powerful enough to provide a decent education
>>77033831
good post
What the fuck is going on in /brit/ today
Being baited by like 2 yanks ahahha
If America is so strong how did he burn down the white house
>>77033805
hmm says the goy
>>77033790
>our current military would blow the fuck out of your 19th century military lmao
yank displays his complete idiocy once more, I dont know why I even bother speaking in coherent sentences to you people
I suppose bolivia is more powerful than the roman empire too?
>>77033843
they built it out of wood
cannot believe people are falling for such obvious bait, from a yank
sort your heads out you mongs
wh*tes btfo
arguing with a yank about military power? give up now, both of you know the answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYMLjvWOSMM
HOLY FUCK HAHAHA
sorry, was reading up about the Suez crisis
hahahahah sorry about that friends lmao
maybe im just too pathetic to even muster up fake confidence
>>77033825
if you want to talk embarrassing, you are literally speaking our language right now cuck
gahhhh fuck off yanks stop making fun of are little britain
>>77033868
what drives a woman to betray her race?
>>77033877
not as embarrassing as being less powerful than your former shitty little colony
>>77033843
With fire I reckon
>>77033877
it is as much ours as yours
>remember when """we""" fought you """you"""
what does sucking your own dick feel like?
>>77033888
they dont see it like that and neither do most people you autist
also me on the left
>>77033874
Have you ever considered becoming a woman Pierre? They don't need confidence, just to shake their titties about.
Is Phoenix Nights /NorthernKino/?
>>77033902
is that supposed to be comedy?
me on the right having a whiff
>>77033906
bet your parents would be proud lad
>>77033890
yeah, it's more embarrassing
so """powerful""" you have to borrow some other countries language
>>77033892
no. english is english
>>77033852
>I suppose bolivia is more powerful than the roman empire too?
uh yes. who do you seriously would think in a war?
>>77033903
done it in a dream a few times
>>77033940
>he thinks language is more important than power
>dude why doesn't a 250yo colony just invent it's own language
>>77033903
salty milk and coins
>>77033919
American comedy. So no
>>77033933
he dropped the cap to his drink
nouveaux
>>77033942
>>77033942
>yanks actually think they have power
>>77033872
whats the song in this
sounds like perturbator but I cant find it on any of his
>>77033795
muhammad the pig lover. piss be upon him
>>77034092
not a muslim x
>>77032833
tfw i saw and almost posted in mercers thread