Make way for Prince Alan
Say hey! It's Prince Alan
Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Prince Alan! Fabulous man!
Alan Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
For the king of Thailand!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular harem
/balt/.
Can people see all of your interests on tinder? Starting to think that may be why I'm not getting many matches. I have liked a lot of rorkey FB pages
alri
need an okja.
are suzy
*blocks your bed*
howdy, any you fellas seen a man of the negro persuasion 'round these parts?
too scared to even phone an escort
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excellent posts
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>>77028896
We're all in here
kazakh gfs
>>77028967
there's two more of us here, frenchie
>>77028995
imagine this man's mental state
who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDwXh3ktzNs
right whats going on
Been told I look like Hugh Grant, Nicholas Hoult and Brooklyn Beckham
first two by several people
>>77028976
get out of my fucking bed paki
>some things do taste good, like if I'm out on a bike ride and its hot as fuck. Stopping in a beer garden and drinking a pint is genuinely very nice, and I'll only have one or two so not exactly getting pissed
What a retarded post, can literally apply to any drink in the situation. You ain't telling me it taste good.
>>77029013
fuck off frog
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>77029017
very good
the gf is still stuck in the white extremists/black extremists/muslim extremists/left extremists are all scary and dangerous mindset, thinking all extremism is the same
wish she became redpilled enough to realise eventually, she'll need to pick a side
>>77029055
having a wank
>>77029040
the one who doesn't work for a jew corp
>>77029069
>ain't
>it taste good
hello nigger
>>77029069
you're embarrassing yourself now you fucking 15 year old billy no mates
>>77029055
fuck off frog
>>77029091
fuck off frog
>>77029074
pronounced "cregg"
>>77029103
how about instead you give your radical centrist gf to me
>>77029069
lager tastes good, just has to be the right time and place
coca cola doesn't taste good if you drink it first thing in the morning
why have you got such a chip on your shoulder over other people enjoying things, im not getting drawn into your bitter little discussion any further
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>>77029114
dude literally just stop replying to it. or if you do, replace the >> with an @ so that he doesn't get the satisfaction of a (you)
Fuck off fuck off posters
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>>77029112
...Shreeve
>>77029103
brainlet, also FONT
Tomorrow I have to give a talk in front of a group of Year 10s about my job.
REALLY do not want to do it
If you can't comprehend someone being a virgin in their 20s then this isn't the website for you fuck off back to wherever you crawled from
>>77029017
5/10
>>77029083
6/10
>>77028945
I have no likes on FB, and no tinder bio, and only two pics...and i've only liked 7 girls, 0 matches so far ;^)
I'm unironically 8/10+ looks wise tbqh
>>77029154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W3wvwvCBey
seeing a lot of filtered french post
>>77029173
...Shreeve
Alberta looks nice
>>77029178
ok facebook
Don't mess me about love... Me in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 10th July 2017.... Swipe down...
>>77029172
I can comprehend it. I just can't respect or condone it.
babestation
>>77029212
This
men and women cannot be just friends
https://www.thesun.ie/news/1245486/filthy-thugs-wreak-havoc-on-quiet-kildare-apartment-block-defecating-on-doors-landings-and-walls-and-threaten-to-rape-residents-as-part-of-terror-campaign/
i gave a girl at my internship my number and she never texted me so i started ignoring her, and today she asked why i'm being mean to her. i've never said anything mean to her, i just don't talk to her anymore. and then when we walked back to our cars she was being almost flirty. what do i do? she still hasn't even texted me, so idk if she has autism and likes me or what. genuinely confounded
>>77029204
it's ok
anyone remember the fuck off meme?
>>77029167
You get to meet qt 16 year olds and pretend like you're back in Highschool and didn't waste your youth on some ole' BS. Well worth your time, if I do say so myself.
>>77029269
FOYN
>>77029135
>coca cola doesn't taste good if you drink it first thing in the morning
Yeah and it taste good when you are thirsty as fuck and its hot out just like the situation you posted for your garbage beer.
No even mentioned coke was good in the first place
Face facts you degenerate, alcohol is the most pointless beverages on the planet that do more harm than benefit and aren't worth it when better normal drinks are out
>>77029269
nonce
>>77029212
ah yes millennial "people"
anyone remember the mick that used to constantly FOY post, good lad that, reckon he moved to france
>>77029234
alice fanny
http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=61064&pid=2053342#pid2053342
>>77029266
FOYN
>>77029269
'once
>>77029288
*Spits in your face*
Bit rude, if I do say so myself.
>>77028945
no they can only see the interests that they have also liked on Facebook thank god. otherwise they might see i've liked "Wild Sheep Milking," "afghan mail order brides," or worst of all "Scooby's Home Fitness an Bodybuilding Workouts."
>>77029291
very islamic post
>>77029333
FOYN
>>77029204
>those captions
were they manually added or made by an AI?
mental if the latter
mental that if it wasn't, we'll they'll soon have that capability anyway
Absolute fucking state of /brit/
feeling like shit
>>77029269
paedo
>>77029368
more like /brit/ haha
bruh...........................
>>77029269
'o'
>>77029320
FOY
need a mummy gf
>Absolute fucking state of /brit/
what's more important?
-the white race uniting
-the proletariat uniting
>>77029389
fuckin smashed my head on my bedside table last night trying to get as close as possible to the fan. got a massive cut on my forehead
>>77029430
FOY
>>77029433
the anglo hibernian race
Only interested in dark eyes girls I'm afraid
>>77029433
My cock uniting with ya mum
>get an email notification i have (You)'s
>log in
>they're all a faguette saying foy
stop saying foy
>>77029291
the only people that dont enjoy drinking are children and turboautists
you wanna know what's more important than throwing away money in a strip club?
credit
you ever wonder why jewish people own all the property in america?
that's how they did it
>>77029452
that's us
Why do Yanks actually post in /brit/? Don't quite understand their motivations
>>77029441
*kisses it*
better?
>>77029395
whites win again
>>77029485
she's just fat desu
>>77029485
looks like elon musk
>>77029472
FOY
>>77029499
i'm british in america on holiday
>>77029433
the white race
britain's aristocracy and working class had a remarkable social cohesion during the victorian era
imagine that on a european scale
anime
>>77029485
Fat is ugly.
love drinking end of
>>77029503
sure, but got more problems m8.
Hey little girl is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone?
uh huh, i got a bad desire
oh oh oh im on fire
went to the doctor and asked him to cut off my penis and he refused
>>77029507
>mediums
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>>77029540
she's not fat, doesn't have a belly
>>77029563
bit transphobic innit
What do you reckon this daft cow is listening to, lads?
>>77029568
>craigslist
anyone wanna tuck me into bed?
>>77029587
lipo
>>77029507
every major social media website is owned by jews, not even exaggerating
>>77029594
Kero Kero Bonito
>>77029601
sure thing mate ha ha
*bashes you fucking head in with a brick*
>>77029601
i tuck u with my body
>>77029619
jews are white m8
>>77029612
either way I still would
>>77029590
not a tranny, just don't like having a willy, simple as
MLK actually looks like some kind of startled dog
>>77029558
you'll be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP07_iaUwb4
>>77029619
goes nicely with the retarded goys that use them
>>77029652
hello /the_donald/
How was your year at uni /brit/? What are you studying and where?
>>77029656
ye me too
>>77029587
she does but sucks it in when she pulls her arms back
>jews are white m8
>>77029688
3d animation
it went awfully since I made zero friends though
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that jews are white"
would pay this frog a living wage just to fuck off
>>77029667
malcom x was extremely racist, weird that lefties like him so much
>>77029688
was good lad
finished off with a 2:1
and it was somewhere studying something
actually starting to like this french lad
>>77029727
FOY
>>77029667
is that sugar ray robinson
rebecca black is 20 years old
reckon there's a huge difference between people who don't have many friends because they don't care to make them and people who don't have many friends because nobody likes them
Trump's the only yank I like
>>77029728
not really
>3d animation
SCREAMING
>>77029756
normalfags don't care about nuance
>>77029756
reckon thats what people with no friends because nobody likes them tell themselves
>>77029667
huey newton, fred hampton, angela davis and paul robeson > those runts
>>77029767
rip perry
>>77029767
literally nothing wrong with this
>>77029770
how else do you learn 3d animation?
>>77029780
reckon you're a 100 iq runtoid
>piccalilli?
>WHAT'S THAT?????????????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
*you wake up in 2001*
>>77029794
There's an old man called the Mississippi
>>77029756
or maybe I'm unlikeable because I don't want to make friends
might move to vancouver for a year
>>77029765
lefties are always screeching that they hate racism though
>>77029816
135 sweety
>>77029812
how are you going to get a job with 3d animation? are you going to move to japan and make some animes? absolutely fucking howling
>why yes i do have a circle of friends in real life
>why yes i go out on weekends
>why yes i do not have crippling self doubt
GARLIC
>>77029854
they hate white people they don't hate racism
>>77029852
do you speak chinese?
>>77029857
i'm not that guy (he hasn't replied to you) but have you ever seen some 3d animation? someone had to make that sweety ;)
I would heem a yank
There; I said it
>>77029756
im both tbf
BREAD?
just took my antidepressant, now it's time to get absolutely wankered
muhammed ali was against racemixing
Don't see myself ever being clean from drink and drugs
NEED a new album from bright eyes
i know conor oberst still releases things from time to time but its not quite the style and magnitude of the bright eyes albums
>>77029852
FOB
>>77029857
are you retarded?
>>77029886
don't think this is true
>>77029936
Low brow plebeian music
>>77029902
>he hasn't replied to you
because he was probably joking
>someone had to make that sweety
probably didn't have a fucking degree in 3d animation. example: miazaki
>>77029920
I would heem your girlfriend and then fuck you in front of her
https://vimeo.com/200672866
people think i am somewhat mental
>>77029950
doing a nap
Me + 9 alone would heem any leftie runt itt arguing with their feels
>>77030012
*wakes you up*
>>77029886
pbbbbbfffbfbfbfbfbbt
>>77030033
2, hitchens destroys anyone
>>77030010
she never said this...
>>77029967
maybe you should look up what 3d animation actually is you fucking downie. and of course most of them have degrees.
reckon society is going to shit because we secretly all want to kill each other
>>77029988
bit gay this
>>77030126
you act like this hasn't always been the case
>>77030109
hi diane
77030120
*cashes your (you)*
heh, piece of cake these days
Based Spence lads
I will not be silenced
bought a £50 espresso machine from lidl today it's pretty fucking good, makes the best coffee I've ever tasted
>>77030187
filtered
>>77030141
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>77030157
wouldn't expect a rorke to care about the truth so don't worry xx
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>>77030078
that alex jones...
yanks should go back to /cum/ where they belong
28 and have a huge patch of grey hair hahahaha
do NOT understand the point of hyde from that 70s show, he's just unlikeable as an actor
>>77030244
/int/ is for discussion of international culture, not intranational culture, sorry sweaty
>>77030244
suicidal british runts should die in a terrorist attack
imagine derailing your own general because you want to be part of some gimmick
not a fan
>>77030257
Alri grandad
>>77030220
Rasheed
>>77030205
Brit on vacay
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>>77030279
FOY
Detroit was the richest American city per capita in 1960
imagine posting the same thing 50 times and thinking you aren't filtered
>>77030325
before all the niggers
>>77030213
that's some nice irony leftycuck
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2082527/Diane-Abbott-Twitter-race-row-MP-faces-calls-resign-racist-tweet.html
Why is every yank in /brit/ a Turbororke?
based ben does it again!
>>77028971
That's not ravioli
imagine trying to bypass someone's filter as if anyone cares
every time i see those thumbnails of that fox news guy laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm1Ylsk50oM
WTF is the obsession with Pippa Middleton?
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>>77030285
fat greasy yanks get shot back to /cum/ where they belong
someone link /cum/ here
>>77030398
amazing post
>>77030408
in both x
>>77030363
you'd be a rorke if you lived here too
business idea: instead of saying 'foy', just ignore them entirely
>>77030444
>thinking they're smart enough to do that
>>77030341
but that quote that you posted isn't true, all I was saying my good sir
millennial woes is a scottish uncle tom
>>77030444
business idea: filter the yank flag
>>77030325
Once we teach blacks the free market Detroit will become a paradise
>>77030444
This. Just filter the fat cunts haha
>>77030444
fuck off ulster
Where can I buy a plain plank of cedar
Moths are getting to my clothes
>>77030363
because they still have some national pride left
in Europe you're laughed at for showing national pride
>>77030474
not his fault he was born scottish
>>77030487
>he's now owned by an american company making american tv shows
lol
>>77030471
it is true. diane is a racist and you're actually defending her
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>>77030398
...Bulbasaur
>>77030497
as well you should be
being proud of others achievements is laughable
is their anything better than getting drunk and stoned at the same time?
i can barely open my eyes lmao
W A V E Y
fuck me
just filtered the USA flag ama
>>77030522
lol cucks
>>77030522
>he's taking the americuck's money and bringing it back to britain
lol
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>>77030487
also works i suppose, but then you won't be able to see when they break rules and you can let the jan man sort them out
>>77030494
actual yank meme
are you on a proxy?
>>77030546
i imagine also cuddling with you x
>>77030539
ah yes, having national pride is "laughable"
the eternal brit strikes again
>>77030565
I think you might be getting cucked
>>77030566
>implying the tv show doesn't generate more domestic revenue than his relatively small paycheck leaving the country
economic illiterate
>>77030539
but its not "others" its your own people
>>77030539
back to leftypol cuck
>>77030593
ye
>>77030582
don't really care about that, just don't want to see any of their posts that's why I filter them.
Think of all the terrible posts those fat cunts must have made over the past few months. I haven't read a single one. Feels good.
>>77030523
but it's not true? you haven't provided any evidence that she said it, I can't find any evidence on google that she said it, why do you feel so confident asserting that it's true? Whether she is more broadly racist isn't the question here sweety, feel free to think what you like about that, just sad to see people fooled by some words next to a picture.
>>77030605
not quite
>>77030601
>implying the wages of hammond, clarkson and may aren't more than the domestic revenue
economic illiterate
are there any good films about medieval wales?
PLEASE respond
>>77030605
as in, not yourself, yeah
what did you do to earn that pride?
>>77030539
it's not "being proud of others achievements" just valuing the culture you've grown up with and come from you retarded nog
>>77030682
>>implying the wages of hammond, clarkson and may aren't more than the domestic revenue
yes, literally. how the fuck would the company pay for their wages if they didn't make that money in the first place? kek
why is pic. rel. so peng?
>>77030650
what do if a yank makes the new thread
feel very proud that my neighbour got his PhD lads
think i deserve a high paying job because i live near someone who did something good
>>77030654
>Whether she is more broadly racist isn't the question here sweety
actually yes it is sweety, you're just trying to deflect because you are struggling to accept the fact that you are defending a racist while being a leftycuck that cries about racism xx
>>77030686
humans are tribal people. Wea all identify with our own
deny it all you want and pretend its not true but everyone takes pride in things they haven't directly accomplished. And why shouldn't they, a society only works when people come together
>>77030712
>amazon didn't have any money before they hired hammond, clarkson and may, they had to pay them out of the profits from their show
a new level of retardation from the fat yank, not even worth talking to you