You wake up in Napier, New Zealand

>>77027881
looks like a boring made in china shithole

>>77027928
germany looks like germany
and it's also full of germans

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>>77027881
Hmmm. seems a lot like home. Er, the Maori don't eat anyone anymore do they?

>>77027881
I wish

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aight

Proceed to leave Napier, the shithole.

>>77027881
>proceed to nap immediately

>>77032339
yes

>>77027881
art deco is cool and all, but it's too sunny and not enough traffic jams there. proceed to move back to auckland after about a week

It takes me a few weeks to realise I'm in Napier, not my native whangarei

>>77032339

Unfortunately if you had to pick somewhere in NZ where you were most likely to get abducted and eaten by feral bush Maori, somewhere around Napier would be where it'd probably happen. Maybe up the tippy top of northland too

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>>77027881
hide myself there and wait for covering fire

>>77027881
Places in NZ are really boring, somehow even more boring then our cities so I'd rent a room and just stay in it

>>77042175

>waaaah I need to be entertained