Jokes in your language that doesn't work in english

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i don't know any joeks

What did Michael Jackson do in the elevator? Pushed buttons. xDDDDDDD

do you know how long the ronald mcdonalds shoe is?

4 hamburgers long

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>>77012005

>>77012071
RON RON RUUUUUU

>>77011937
What is yellow ans doesnt wait?
Pastis!

Oh wait...

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>>77011937
>What is yellow and waiting ?

a chink


>yfw you improve another country's joke

>>77011937
Interesting thread idea, but it makes more sense to include why it's funny in the original language

>>77012291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25zdFWGKyi0&ytbChannel=dazzis

>>77012418
"Jonathan"
Jaune attend
Literally "yellow waits"

>>77012038
Why are there no flowers in Hollywood? Sylvester Stallone :DDD

-Does your husband still rides horses?
-No he's a rider.

(פרש means both a "rider" and "retired")

-How much are you happy to see me?
-Five.
-Five of what?
-It's just the opposite of happy.


שמח - happy
חמש - five

Are there jokes that do not work with a different dialect of the same language?

>>77013381
Oh wow, that's actually pretty awesome

>>77012291
I nostalgia hard
On topic: What cigarretes do you smoke? "Apollon" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77012532
Why are there no blueberries in Hollywood? John Wayne! :-------D

the animal that never sleeps?
Little pig xDDDDDD

I drink liquor
I drink beer
And I like girls and cumbia little table

What is the deers surname?
Ma- Potato
ok this one really doesn't work