/brit/

americans are fat and stupid

there is literally nothing wrong with being gay

>>77006598
What the fuck do you call it then?

>>77006648
>>77006651
obscenely excellent posts

>>77006606
its cliche like seinfeld. just people pretending it's still relevant and funny to imitate some reddit mindset where you find droll low energy pop culture shit funny (the office is a modern example).

>>77006659
evening munch

stop making threads 20 posts early in off-peak hours ffs

>>77006659
Pengest munch (of the day)#

Nah it's dinner time

Breakfast>Lunch>Dinner
WE ACCEPT NOTHING ELSE

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>reddit mindset

>>77006680
if you're going to post gay shit then at least post femboys

knew someone from london who said peng
found him intolerable but he was also one of the few people i knew so i had to tolerate.

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*something happens referencing popular culture that provokes dry "clever" amusement*

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>femboys

>>77006693
appalling taste

>>77006687
breakfast > dinner > tea is also acceptable on a sunday

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packing a fat lip, boys

>>77006704
Probably some middle class white kid from Surrey. utter cringelords

ITS ALL ABOUT THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSHIT

got called fat on /fit/ lads

got called fit on /fat/ lads

piss and shit

Forecast was wrong again lads
Pissing it down

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>>77006689
You're fired ... just kidding!
/
You could say I'm a cool boss.

anyone up for liquidating the bourgeoisie

Forecast was right again lads
Shitting it up

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would like to visit copenhagen with vicki fox if you know what i mean

what i mean is that i would like to tour the capital city of the kingdom of sweden a small northern european country with a population of about 10 million people.
and have sex with her in the hotel.

>>77006766
supposed to be snowing in 2 days time here :~) canny wait

business idea: revive the term "Mohammedan"

>>77006770
copenhagen is the capital of norway sweaty x

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Heard nigger in the corridor.

>>77006709
NO

>>77006761
the american office is pretty weak, not going to argue that

Need an aspie girlfriend to relate to lads. I think this is my only hope.

>>77006770
you need help and fast

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>>77006693

>>77006776
saracen was a good one too
papist/romanist/popish should make a comeback too

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>>77006781
you are my puppet, vicki.

>>77006788
Lisa got braces ? DENTAL PLAN

vicki on my dicki

>>77006796
It doesn't matter. It's the humor. The dry pseudo-clever humo(u)r that's designed for boring office retards whose only source of amusement is droll, low-energy media because it's in sync with how they view their boring lives.

licki on my dicki

It's breakfast
Dinner/lunch either are acceptable
Tea
End of
Simple as

>>77006772
It's July.

>>77006797
Imagine how awesome that would be, you can both just be alone in a room together forever having awkward kinky sex

call mr plow, that's my name, call mr plow for plowing needs

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26 years old. Still haven't fugged a girl.

>>77006837
Also supper may be added after tea as a bite to eat before bed

white bread is so shit who buys this stuff on the regular

>>77006705
*looks into the camera*

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... wahey

>>77006839
aye tis and cold as fuk

>>77006837
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WRONG WITH YOU RUNTS?


>>77006845
You never will mate

there's a literal furry in the thread
someone call the police

>>77006842
Yes. Sounds hot.

hi

Hey

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*nasally roastie babble*

>>77006863
No it's summer.

>>77006895
how? isnt be like where the other half of the earth is like switched that waY?

>>77006837
Basically this

i once let a lad stick his bellend in my arse because i couldn't get a gf

the bears are female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRSSuINbvUE

was gagging to suck a cock a year ago but couldn't find anyone so didn't

>>77006895
sumer is chilly here

>>77006910
no fuck off fuck off fuck off youve got it all wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AXf5vjQV-w

NEED a nagging wife

>>77006926
Moosey roosting

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>girl

>>77006916
tolerate my intolerance

Wish I lived in London so I wouldn't get funny looks if I had a brown gf

>>77006933
du hast ich der skifahren sein

>>77006960
ummm sweetie don't think not tolerating politicians who publicly oppose you is quite the same x

>>77006962
still get funny looks here
you will everywhere you go

cold out.

>>77006962
wish you lived underwater with the fishes miscegenationoid

>>77006973
wuld.......nah kest

>>77006960
don't call yourself an inclusive celebration for all when that's not the case

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> almost 27 and have never kissed a girl

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>miscegenationoid

wish i could just cuddle a girl. dont even need to stimulate the old meat wand

>>77007004
take pride in it. at this point it's over for you, boyo

wish that zephy fox was my dicksleeve

the gf is currently getting paid to watch a dog have its balls cut off

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>>77007013

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not really sure why a yank thinks he has a right to talk to me about my life

>>77007026
>tfw my gf left me instead of accept payment to cut my balls off with the garden shears

And I bet you feel nuts

>>77007041
is that mirandaa from mass effect

Last night I dreamt I lived in a really nice house. Money was no problem. Ordered a prostitute but we didn't fuck, we just cuddled. At one point I had my knees up and I asked her if this was pathetic and she said 'yeah'. Then later when it came time for her to leave she said I wouldn't be seeing her again.

bit bizarre ay lads? wahey

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Grown adults typed this

>>77006995
auf sicht dem berg im schnee gegehen

>>77007102
nice
let's get some weimar street fighting going on, with added muslims this time

>>77007080
are they literally 12 or 13 years old?

>>77007080
poo bum pee pee willy

Expecting the ups man and the royal mail man today. Should be a right sausage fest x

Islamic gommunism
*click*

*lets off a really pong fart*

Wow did someone let off a really pong fart?

>>77007080
Is it any different to the shit that gets posted on here?

>>77007156
he who smelt it

>>77007080
doubt it

Reminder that the first Tesla model 3s roll out soon
Time to see if are Elon can do it

>>77007169
thou who rhymes

>>77007179
I don't like the look of them

hope elon musk dies in a rocket crash

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>>77007209

Globalist scum

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>>77007192

i haven't travelled all the way to the edge of the universe to discuss nonsense with a... face dancer

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>>77007218
>implying the founder of paypal isn't a globalist

>5'8

People point at me and say "look it's a midget"

had a business idea but forgot what it was

>>77007242
How big is your dick though?

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just thought of a business idea

>>77007242
if you're a white male and 5'8 then there is no hope whatsoever, there isn't a single proper white male under 6'4 in the united kingdom today

>tfw want to be short but am actually a lanklet

>>77007242
sershlad was only 5'8" and a beautiful boy until he killed himself ;_;

>>77007257
dubious post but I personally believe that all posts are innocent until proven guilty

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business idea: an airline that's actually a pump and dump scheme that's actually an airline that's actually a ponzi scheme that's actually a highway network concealing an airline which is used for drug-running operations to honduras which is actually a pump and dump scheme

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HE'S COMING!!!!!!! RUN!!!

loved a bi lad for years

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Love the smell of propaganda and huge unused highways in the morning
Truly a socialist paradise

>>77007271
yes I miss him. sersh was beautiful unlike these weird commies and the Japanese nonce

>>77007283
want that shirt

>>77007287
Was he a Jew?

>>77007303
he was the sexuality jew

>when the benzos kick in and all of your problems melt away like butter
aaffphhlm lsmdbll llllmmmm obnjœ

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is thailad alri

had some bent british runt lusting after me bum for a while

used to love bullying sersh

>>77007292
why are you standing in the road in a fucking south east asian country you mong, they'll run you over on purpose

>>77007333
he was really rude and everything he posted was crude and basic

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new wallpaper x

>>77007321
used to purposely type incorrectly when I was drunk so everyone would know I wasn't lying

>>77007324
Hopefully not. I long for the day when pictures of his bloodied and beaten corpse are posted on Best Gore

>>77007342
I was taking a photo while going 60

she named (((them)))! the absolute madwoman

https://youtu.be/CgrhLAuU3Zg

wearing a skirt

>>77007333
imagine dropping sershlad off a crane into a deep pool of freshly poured concrete

might take my top off in the park later, do i have your approval /brit/

t. skinny fat, short, ugly, NEET, hairy, pale

>>77007348
sershlad (RIP) deserves respect. We should make a shrine to him

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do you know what sounds like fun?
taking a holiday to the outer hebridies

you should do that right now.

>>77007384
pics x

>>77007384
every single male in the united kingdom shares those characteristics if you take off NEET

>>77007372

alri hamish

>>77007368
OY VEY THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>77007324
I'm alri

>>77007387
he got a job and a gf he's not dead you monkey

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toil commences in just 13 hours

alri, thailad

alri

>>77007368

so disappointed she never had kids

>>77007399
sorry not posting myself on the internet

>>77007408
i've got your approval then?

wish the post(wo)man would hurry the fuck up with my laptop

>>77007450
fuck off

>>77007435
He committed suicide, mate.

doing a cheeky fucking up the last two months of my MSc

how about you lads

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>>77007427
Fuck off Alan

>>77007475
i unironically fucked up my final MA disseration so hard that I lost almost 10 points on my final score, just couldn't be bothered especailly when I knew i essentially couldn't drop below a merit

>>77007475
What you studying lad and how you fucking it up?

>>77007292
leave then

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>>77007427

If thailad had come along a couple years earlier we'd be calling him thaibro now

bit rude thailad

bit rude that

mmm

>>77007475
Mental

what brainlets do a masters instead of a funded phd straight out of undergrad lmao

>>77007495
not sure why they ditched the shape and the colour for this new minion but I'm glad they kept the hair

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Lads, im going away in three days to Italy and just remembered my bank card doesnt work properly. I think the chip is no longer readable.

What can I do? Dont want no greased up meatballs anywhere near my hard earned cash

fit in or fuck off

if thailad cut his bellend off he'd be thaibender

>>77007523
tell them to swipe it you mong

>>77007522
yodelling at this legend of a post

>>77007519
you answered your own question, we're "brainlets" there wasn't, for example, single person on my undergrad course who was capable enough to go straight into phd

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>>77007283

eating a 'wich

if thailad started boxing he'd be a thaifighter

>>77007487
haha good lad

>>77007488
biotech, specifically engineering of crops - fucking it up by just doing a depression and an anxiety and not going into the lab to work

don't know how normies do it tbqh

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Learning about Charles Manson. That lad is utterly insane. His race war theory doesn't even make any sense

Absolute madman

if thailad had a wank he'd be thaiwank

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ducati_Cucciolo

>thailad
his name is thainonce

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>>77007522

anyone remember the Cucciolo meme?

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found a job lads
toil starts tomorrow

>>77007570
Reckon you can summarize it for us lad?

>>77007505
he's been here for years you newcretin

Just ate half a million Cadbury's mini rolls lads

>>77007621
nice earring you fucking bender

>>77007621
You're an ugly little cunt

anyone remember the premiership of Leonard James Callaghan?

>>77007621
can't believe a "man" would ever get a piercing

sort yourself the fuck out you little runt

>>77007625
>summarize
fuck off yank

>>77007625
foy

>>77007644
yeah
wait, no

>>77007621
you look like aisha

I've been to one. They are simply called breeding parties. They have them in Delhi, Madras, Mumbai, and also in the UK among the Indian expats. The breeding parties are for Indian women, usually very upscale and immerses in Western circles, who want white babies but don't want a white husband, or at least don't want to divorce their Indian husbands. If they have the consent or at least tolerance of their husbands and families, then they're set up with a breeding party. The goal here is for the Indian woman to get pregnant by a white man, and that man has to be tall, blue eyed, handsome, intelligent, usually a businessman who's in India for a time. To insure that she gets pregnant, she has sex with multiple white. To simplify things and to make her feel comfortable, the sex and breeding is done in a group setting with other Indian women there to be bred also. The women should be ovulating at that time. Most of the women get pregnant the at the breeding party, some don't and return again. One woman I heard of went again to a party, even though she was already pregnant from the first party (she didn't tell anyone though). She loved it so much the first time she had to do it again!

>>77007625
>believes he is Jesus Christ
>plans to trigger an apocalyptic race war where blacks genocide whites
>during this time, him and his Family are sheltered in an underground city in Death Valley, California
>when the war is over they return to the surface to rule over the remaining blacks who can't run a society
>all of this is reinforced by The Beatles, who he believed were searching for him to begin Helter-Skelter
Helter-skelter was his name for this apocalypse, named after The Beatles song, and it's very likely he has no idea that Helter-skelter is a British fairground slide

f*ck all ausruntians

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>>77007545
>swipe

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*knock knock*

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can't believe tim is more social than me, fuming

rude little turds

Imagine becoming a fascist, not because of national/racial superiority, but because death squads would make it easier to get rid of benefits.

bit mad

>>77007697
look at all those helpless women and children

just arrived at the interracial breeding grounds

If thailad was a nonce he'd be thailad

ngl used to fucking despise these nose rings girls wear but they are kind of fucking hot now x (just the one that are on one nostril)

>>77007698
guarantee all of those friend requests are from people on here

>>77007693
you know that magnetic black band on the back?
that's used to swipe the card and was used before the chip you child
in italy they may be even the most common cards still, without a chip

>>77007634

1/10

>>77007725
nah mate it's still shit tier

>>77007725
septum piercings are nice

>>77007712
And Syrians

Doing a listen to nine inch nails (the band);

>tfw missed the get

>>77000000

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Gone chilly lads

Doing a listen to nine inch nails (the nails);

>>77007788
Nice get

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hung over

>>77007788
good post

>book a week off work
>catch a cold
Literally can't do anything right.

>>77007693
and another thing, if it's a debit card, your bank will probably add a £1 fee and some conversion fee for every transaction you make, so i'd rather just take out some cash each day or something

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>>77007788
>animeposters

>>77007837
>your bank will probably add a £1 fee and some conversion fee for every transaction you make,
never heard of this hummm

>>77007742
didnt think they were still a thing, not sure if it even works with santander, I've tried it before and its never worked

>>77007850
you're a rorke who's never left the country then

>>77007714
get out of my bedroom

Why is Lauren Laverne so good? Prefer her so much over those fucking Manc clowns.

>>77007850
there, so you have the full list
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/travel/overseas-card-charges

>7 redevelopment projects in my immediate area
yes good

slut

>>77007850
>literally never bought anything from another cunt

How sheltered are you?

>Europe will no longer be European in your lifetime

>>77007875
Prefer Lauren Southern to be honest

egg

i seem to have developed a reluctance to clean my teeth
weird
always cleaned them twice a day all my life but getting sloppy now

>>77007905
>>77007863
I grew up very poor

canny leave the country had to go to cornwall

how do poor africans have perfect teeth huh???
toothpaste is a jewish invention that destroys your teeth

>>77007908
Whatever lad Europe is shite anyway

eggbong

any dublin man in?

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>>77007949

Can't damage your teeth if you've got no food

>>77007949
because they don't eat dogshit Kraft asbestos sugar cheese and Coca cancer cola

>>77007949
More natural diets in their youth

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>>77007949
GENUINELY good toothpaste 2bh even if it's made in China

>>77007925
same
can't be fucked
so much effort
I fucked up my braces too and my teeth are wonky again

>>77007988

Get back to cleaning the jacks in Coppers mboko

is mboko an actual Irish name?

>haven't had a gf since I was 16
>25 now

>>77007925
>>77008018
clean them twice every day and properly
my dad didn't look adter his teeth and they are horrible looking
also he had to have a lot dentistry done

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>>77007949
Less starch rich diets

>>77008042
prefer not to say

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just woke up
had some really fucked up dreams

>>77007949
same reason virgins have such glossy cocks

>>77008042
yes
I'm a proud nigerian irishman and its my name

On top of the morning to you lad

>>77008138
post the thread link

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>>77008138
did he get his weiner cut off? what a fucking idiot

>>77008180
its afternoon mong

>>77008180
>>77008201
idiots

>>77008138
wtf

business idea: take back britain from the nonwhite hordes

It's nice that Trump praised Copernicus but the two men have very different ideas about what is at the centre of the universe.

>>77008253
ahahahahha AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH ahahahah HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77008222
What time of day is it then you bellend

http://www.fox47news.com/news/national/teen-dies-after-being-struck-by-a-falling-bullet

ah yes, the united states

>>77008278
9 in the evening

>>77007840
>2hu
>anime

poof's with small bollock's sit with leg's together im no poof and my bollock's r fucking massive anyway wat about fat bird's with big arse's and shoping bag's

Watching a chinese cartoon lads

>>77008301
racist

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>>77008138

>become deluded enough to think you're the opposite sex
>not happy with just cross-dressing
>urged on by "supportive" runts you surround yourself with
>go through with it and cut your cock and balls off
>afterwards realise that you now have a bloody, gaping hole and not the vagina you thought you wanted
>now realise you'll live the rest of your life a cross-dressing eunuch

CREASING

was one hiking and saw 'FIRING RANGE' on my map. shat myself and did a 360

america is literally one giant firing range. don't know how people live past 40 there

>According to Mark Lewisohn's The Complete Beatles Recording Sessions, an early outtake of "Sexy Sadie" features Lennon demonstrating the song's original working lyrics to the rest of the band: "Maharishi, you little twat/Who the fuck do you think you are?/Who the fuck do you think you are?/Oh, you cunt."
very interesting

>>77008058
>onte the contrast between the primitive woman in the upper right
dianne abbot?

>>77008290
/brit/ DOES NOT conform to your inferior timezone

>>77008320
so you walked into the firing range?

Business idea:
Cultural Marxism

>>77008314
It's cultural immersion lad ching chong ching chong innit

>>77008355
>>77008355
>>77008355


New


>>77008355
>>77008355
>>77008355

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF EUROPE

https://youtu.be/RflLJPlq7SM

>>77008345
Franchise Idea: White Genocide

>>77008365
idiot

Anglo "people" deserve to go extinct