Thanks Japan, buy our stuffs
Thanks Japan, please buy ouiaboo stuff
China + Germany > Japan + France
>>77002095
Putain de grenouille
Le Japon est le notre
>>77002095
>We're going to do things
>Things then get done
That's no how government works.
>>77002109
>>77002115
You can't do shit against the Jupiterian God Macron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SVJ99cOFMc
Désolé mon ami americain
I want to test to see how real the France + German rivalry is.
What is a good way to test this?
>>77002140
>Désolé mon ami americain
C'est bon j'aime bien la france quand meme <3
à notre alliance, santé !
Does anybody have the "I have pretended to be retarded for 7 years for this moment" macro image saved on their harddrive?
I want it back please.
>>77002140
the way this guy says macron triggers me
MACK RON
>>77002142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQQbEBhdmbU
>>77002095
If America collapses because of Trump will we see a France, UK, Germany, Japan world power revival
give us more sorts and pieces of your great cheese, france!!!
thanks, too.
>even Japan bows to Macron
wow, so he's really Jupiter
>>77002337
basically, we bow to anyone.
>>77002331
You have already our bro
You can even order pizzas with our cheeses here
http://www.a-fromage.co.jp/
Hokkaido is going to be on suicide watch from now on. They pride themselves on their diary but they can't compete with the west.
>>77002365
but its too expensive now.
>>77002365
>csq ce n'est pas disponible aux etats unis
why even live
>>77002428
1620 yen is expesnive ?
http://www.a-fromage.co.jp/shop/products/detail.php?product_id=36
Really dislike Macron
He seems to want power too much but has done nothing to merit it
And they're already comparing him to Napoleon. Yeah right.
More like the Sun King but with no style and an uglier wife.
>China eager to trade with the EU
>Japan eager to trade with the EU
>America pretends to be reluctant yet jumps on the first trade deal available with the EU
You'd think one could just drop a few cows/vineyards elsewhere in the world and achieve the same results
>>77002447
no.
i talked about cheese
>>77002484
>America pretends to be reluctant yet jumps on the first trade deal available with the EU
This is probably because Trump is pretty dumb and just acts like he's finding some great deal but then just settles for whatever is presented. I heard Merkel had to explain to him multiple times how trade with Germany isn't direct but through the EU.
>>77002455
>wife
and you trust this guy to make good decisions for your country..?
>>77002518
you made me google the first lady of singapore...
FGUCK YOU
>>77002095
So I guess cheeses and wines will be more affordable.
Glad, finally I can get French wine in addition to Chileans.
>>77002518
>smug singapore poster
>crescent in his flag
hmmmm
>>77002560
yeah, we are going to enjoy french culture more easily.
>>77002560
>>77002585
>tfw no affordable french merchandise in sweden
It's not fair
>going for Japan instead of China
honestly, as much as I hate the jupiterian manlet, this is actually a refreshing change
>>77002095
How can France make bilateral deals while within EU?
>people actually falling for the Europe only makes wine and cheese meme
France exports far more industrial goods, cars, and planes than agricultural products
>>77002585
Buy the Rafale.
>>77002629
I think this deal doesn't affect any of that, though
I mean, if they removed tariffs on everything then what's the point of having a trade union in the first place?
>>77002600
Thanks for Krisprolls, Sweden :^)
>>77002628
It's for EU anyway.
>At the meeting, Shinzô Abe said that Japan supports a strong Europe and expects Emmanuel Macron to be a leading president to push Europe to strengthen. A relief for Japan who, faced with the protectionism of Marine Lepen, was worried about the future of France and Europe.
>>77002359
Underrated post
>>77002557
?? Well, our president isn't in charge of our country..
And .. we don't choose who's our prime minister either
so...
>>77002580
There are actually several things wrong with it that are genuinely embarrassing
First is that it is based off a foreign depiction of the moon. it never actually appears in that specific orientation as viewed locally.
The second is that the stars within the crescent make no sense. It fails to take into account that fact that the moon is still a physical object that would block the light from the stars during any of its phases.
>>77002711
they're both ugly, google either of them
>>77002095
buy japanese game and anime more, thanks
>>77002359
/thread of all threads
>>77002722
Yeah, but I didn't get to choose my leader. You've no excuse.
>>77002628
The God-Emperor does whatever he wants you silly kraut
>>77002095
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08xx90z#play
>Speaking to BBC Radio 4, Ambassador Koji Tsuruoka stated that the EU – which is notoriously slow to negotiate trade agreements – had only agreed a deal in principle, and it could be years before one is actually finalised and brought into force.
>>77002628
cause just like the soviet ((((((((((((union))))))))))))))
your EU is a fuckign joke,bolshevik rape baby
>>77002764
Wait, is that unusual? At least we don't shitcan the whole thing for no reason after years of negotiation.
>>77002736
French bought the new Zelda the most in Europe
Germany is 201,911
UK is 137,170
>>77002788
That's mean poland. After what you did starting WW2. Shame on you.
>>77002788
No, Macron is for a strong EU. Macron-Merkel will dominate the game
>>77002792
>Wait, is that unusual?
No, so celebration is quite silly.
>At least we don't shitcan the whole thing for no reason after years of negotiation.
That's what you did to the TTIP. Are you ignorant?
>>77002095
tankku ju furansu andu europa unionu foru disu contractu
>>77002808
>After what you did starting WW2
and guess what faggot, we're planning to do it again, except this time there will be no survivors.
and russian will be raplacing english as yurope's second language.
>>77002827
The TTIP is still being negotiated, are you confusing it with the trans PACIFIC deal which you shitcanned for no reason to the detriment of everyone involved?
>>77002836
>except this time there will be no survivors
Hm. Well I wouldn't think Germany is THAT effective.
>>77002887
here's your (you)
turd worlder
Why das Polen is not for a strong EU ? Das Polen is in EU.
>>77002933
because we already have been through this type of (((((union)))))
we know whats it all about and how this ride will end
you western yuropoor faggot on the other hand
yous are fucking clueless
but like all lessons, best lessons in life are learned the hard way
>>77002847
>The TTIP is still being negotiated
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/aug/29/eu-trade-negotiator-talks-down-ttip-failure-report-sigmar-gabriel
>German economy minister Sigmar Gabriel, who is also Germany’s vice-chancellor, said on Sunday that “in my opinion, the negotiations with the United States have de facto failed, even though nobody is really admitting it.”
>France has said it rejects the plan as it now stands because it is too friendly to US business.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/06/transatlantic-trade-partnership-ttip-canada-eu
>The German economy minister, Sigmar Gabriel, says that “the talks with the United States have de facto failed”. The French prime minister, Manuel Valls, has announced “a clear halt”. Belgian and Austrian ministers have said the same thing.
Fuck off you uninformed hypocrite.
>are you confusing it with the trans PACIFIC deal which you shitcanned for no reason to the detriment of everyone involved?
>for no reason
https://www.commondreams.org/views/2014/12/31/ten-reasons-why-tpp-must-be-defeated
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ralph-nader/ten-reasons-the-tpp-is-no_b_7536770.html
http://foreignpolicy.com/2015/07/07/9-ways-the-tpp-is-bad-for-developing-countries/
http://time.com/4065267/trans-pacific-partnership-american-workers/
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-tpp-fair-trade-deal-lipinski-perspec-0810-md-20160809-story.html
>>77002095
So, is this deal japan-france or japan-EU?
If the latter, first step: trade qts. Gib Sana Minatozaki
>>77002967
Halt =/= Cancellation
Why do Americans always argue like this? You know you're wrong.
>Wine
French and Chili are popular in Japan
>>77002992
>Halt =/= Cancellation
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/aug/30/france-demands-end-to-ttip-trade-talks-matthias-fekl
Y.A.D.S.P.
Yet Another Dumb Swedish Post.
>>77003029
Requests =/= Things actually happening
I think it's some sort of nation-wide mental disorder. Once proven wrong, you are forced to keep arguing for some reason, and the loudest person wins.
I realised Japan is obsessed with France and the French are the biggest weebs in Europe. How did it all began?
>>77002933
History teaches a man prejudice..
The Poles can be great if they want. But they prefer to think they are peasants; and have peasant dreams.
>>77003067
Dessin animé
>>77003006
They promised cheaper cars, but what I think will happen they will just keep the same prices and the resellers keep the money what they save from the customs
I'm kinda Japan-boo when it comes to cars. Never had others than Toyotas.
>>77003053
>whines about country "shitcanning" agreement "to the detriment of everyone else"
>hypocritically defending France, which did the exact same thing to the TTIP
Euros are absolutely the kings of pretending their low valleys are instead magical "high roads" of morality. You're more insufferable than those who don't bother to conceal their greed or selfishness.
>>77002140
How can I better cultivate and develop my Jupiterian mindset, Frenchbros?
>>77003094
You said the TTIP was shitcanned. 2 seconds of research proved this to not be the case.
Argument over. Give up already. Americans must be pretty fucking dumb to keep arguing with someone who's already proven himself to be a liar.
btw when is japan finally going to unleash their war mechs against the american occupants?
I want to see american nigger and spic infested ghettos get smashed to dust by a robo godzirra before I die.
>>77003128
rape then sacrifice a baby to lucifer
>>77003067
one is a easy quetion.
japanese think french culture is the best.
the other is, i guess french people are open-minded as to cultures.
>>77003158
our mecha is better, wodnik
japanese katana robots have nothing on all american firepower
>>77003200
>Made In Mexico
cant wait to see those thing rust and fall apart before even reaching japan
>>77003200
in august.
but probably we'll be beaten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONzAvoQMf5Q&ytbChannel=MashupsMusic
>>77003267
stay jealous, stanislav
real countries have weaponized mechs and dont derive half of their GDP from being invaded by german wehrmacht
>>77002736
France is the second manga market in the world, behind Japan.
We are weaboo enough
>>77003324
>real countries
too bad you arent one, and never will be, oh failed jew world
>>77003294
Its going to be great, i wish your team luck
Should be a fight to the death since there aren't any rules or laws regulating mech battles
>>77002903
Polan isn't a first world nation, retard.
>>77003354
go away perfidious disgusting ausstard convict
>>77003324
>invaded
What are you saying.
Germany was acting in self-defense. It HAD to protect its borders from Poland.
>>77003364
TOP KEK auslard btfo
>>77003338
I'm sorry, poland who?
what type of Russian are you again? or was it Austrian? oh wait you must be German? no, that can't be right. It's so hard to keep track. Let's settle with Soviet then. Real funny coming from a communist shithole.
>>77002217
Sounds fine, does the lack of the guttural pretentious throat R really bother you?
>>77003401
too bad those blitzkreig heroes couldnt protect themsevles from hard dirty pinko bolshevik cocks penetrating their women's vaginas
They're were left so traumatized by that event that now theyre letting niggers invade them just to wash themselves of that past.
lolercaust
>>77002484
Your country better vote yes on CETA, nigger.
>>77003441
>russia is now 3rd world and germany leads europe
lol
>>77003348
It's gonna be retarded. One is just going to fall over immediately or have some other serious issues when it first gets hot.
>>77003430
>communist shithole
hahah too bad you're a bigger commie shithole than poland is currently, ya dumb (((american))) asshole.
btw only pic related guys are REAL americans
what you are is some failed yurotrash colonist fuckstain or one of the babylonian shit they flooded that continent with
>>77003542
he looks like my grandfather not kidding
>>77003536
Well. It sounds better than watching a toaster hump a fax machine.
>>77003454
Our moose monopoly shall never be compromised.
>>77002095
Yattaaa
Cheap cheese are coming!!^^
My dear Poland friend. We are not in 80s anymore.
France alone, Germany alone or even Poland alone can not compet against China or USA and in the future normally India will be there too.
Big lands, Big population, Big economy.
You have to make a fusion to compet against them. And EU is this.
>>77003643
>Jap
>eating cheese
Bitch please
>>77003651
>
You have to make a fusion to compet against them
Putain de grenouille tu parles le chiac ou quoi? C'est mignon quand tu essayes de parler anglais <3
>>77003327
Why would you those stupid Cambodian papiroflexia comics having glorious Bande dessinnée available.
>>77003684
we do.
I love Cheese Fondue.
>>77003723
http://www.dairyinfo.gc.ca/index_e.php?s1=dff-fcil&s2=cons&s3=consglo&s4=tc-ft
>2.2kg per capital annually
Not really big consumers.
>>77003752
Because Cheese is expensive in Japan.
But I love Cheese.
>>77003651
>and in the future normally India will be there too.
>>77003723
you should eat more cheese and less whale Takeshi-san
>>77003789
Don't wash your dick you'll get some cheese for free :DDDDD
>>77003752
I didn't know we eat that much cheese :DDDD
>>77003651
>France alone, Germany alone or even Poland alone can not compet against China or USA
You mean China alone
Asia is growing into an unstopable powerhouse who has the last word in anything, especially concerning their own politics and economics system.
its why trup pulled out of that climate shoah hoax thingy.
Since China does what ever the fuck they feel like doing while yurope jsut sits their on their asses whining about it like they always do
He says to himself, well why the fuck do we have to put up with this bullshit as well...let us make ourselves like China and grow larger.
>>77003849
It's good ? Taste bland ?
>>77003886
I don't really it eat much. We have something similar to gouda and edam what usually have
And blue cheese is also common, but it's a bit different than the french blue cheese
>>77003886
>>77003913
Well since you asked that cheese is like a dessert, or put into a salad.
Pic related how it's served. Cloudberry jam- alone it's taste pretty bland
>>77003864
But unlike the US, China actually likes us. Sweden was the first western nation to trade with communist china. Better a powerful ally than a powerful enemy.
>>77003968
Yeah Xi has visited here once and our president 2 times in China in 3 years
Don't remember the last time USA president paid a visit.
>>77004017
The only people worried about China are America's lapdogs, like Poland, Japan and Britain. Although I guess those last two has some valid concerns, payback's a bitch.
>>77003864
>who has the last word in anything, especially concerning their own politics and economics system.
Sounds like they must be stopped.
>let us make ourselves like China
Germany managed to import 1 million unskilled cheap labour into their country - and have them pay for their own transport - I'm pretty sure the EU will be getting cheap shoes in the near future.
And what do you suppose Nord Stream is all about. They're pretty much about to hit industrial revolution no.2 way ahead of anybody.
Don't know why everybody's giving Merkel so much shit for letting the migrants get unruly; how do you expect her to justify tougher measures on them otherwise?
Yeah. Germany definetely wants what China's having.
Merkels quite the genius. Making that girl cry on TV set all this in motion - and I don't expect she's just so lucky all the time.
>>77004105
>poland worried about China
lol fuck off retard
I choo-choo choose chinks over the anglosphere.as a global superpower.
I hope China begins a massive colonization program in australia to outbred and overpower those perfidious anglo convicts.
>>77004105
We have a surplus to China. We export more stuff there than we import from there despite all the made in china stuff we have
USA have their own concerns I can understand that
>>77004105
Japanese worried about China because Chinese having strong anti-Japan sentiment.
also Brit don't worried about China,I think.
>>77002764
>which is notoriously slow to negotiate trade agreements – had only agreed a deal in principle, and it could be years before one is actually finalised and brought into force.
Ain't that the truth. We've only finalized CETA and are provisionally applying it in September (final rectification vote later) and the negotiations began in 2009.
The EU is definitely slow at it but at the same time they're many close ally countries with similar values and fair partners so the long time is worth a good deal with good trade partners.
They aren't flaky on issues or heavily one sided like China.
>>77004017
>Don't remember the last time USA president paid a visit
Bill Clinton visited Finland in 1997. That was the last time.
>>77004413
So literally 20 years.
>>77004413
Trump and Niinistö would be have a lot to talk about. Both of their wifes are the age could be their daughter
>>77004472
Bush and Obama both visited Scandinavia but they didn't go to Finland.
>>77004491
In 3 days your president come here and he will sleep in Paris. But I don't know where
>>76993104
>>77004491
Those presidential visits are pain in the ass anyway. When the Chinese preident was here the whole traffic was frozen for 2 days in the central Helsinki
And the airspace was closed :DD
When Putin visits nothing like that business as usual. He's coming here in 2 weeks visting a opera festival in town close to the border
>>77004477
At least Trump isn't a mommy issues autist married to a woman who's like 25 years older than him.
>>77004821
What are you referring to? It wasn't an insult I like Trump and Niinistö that's what I meant they have many things in common.
>>77004821
>>77004913
Oh you meant the French president :DDDD sorry I'm just a bit drunk
>Trump decides to pull out of the asian free trade deal, simply because Obama used a long time working on it
>Japan: ok fuck you, we like europe now
>>77004821
a jupiterian lord doesn't concern himself with what the plebes think of the woman he deigns to grace with a relationship
his sexual proclivities are literally too complex for you to comprehend
>>77004821
Instead he fetishizes his fucking daughter, how is that any better?
Trump kept on talking about how unfair trade was with China and Japan but not Germany
However, now he seems to get along with Xi and Abe better than Merkel
He also said how good his relationship would be with Russia and Putin
But it looks like it didn't work out as good as he said
>>77005211
Politicians seldom say things as they are.
What they express are often their hopes for things. Even if the reality is in stark contrast.
Lying is basically their career.
>>77005133
>Instead he fetishizes his fucking daughter
He does?
>>77005211
>However, now he seems to get along with Xi and Abe better than Merkel
Sometimes it's all about personal chemistry, for example George HW Bush simply didn't get along with Gorbachev and Thatcher the way Reagan did.
>>77002410
Hokkaido exports good hentai
Buy our TGV instead of your slow ass shinkansen
So the North Korea war is habbening!
>>77005432
Personal chemistry in politics is a fallacy.
Its a diplomatic agreement like any other.
One politician first has to plan for "good chemistry" to occur with a specific other politician. He then makes the proposal with body language and the other politician either accepts or rejects it.
Nothing arises spontaneously in political affairs anymore obviously. What a hectic world that would be if it were true.
>Hey Merkel, I don't like your face
>Germany invades Poland
>>77003029
>France demands an end
So it hasn't ended yet then
>>77002142
You can't.
The only ones who still take the rivalry serious are the french.
We don't give a fuck about traditions anymore and generally think they are our friends now.
>>77005649
Same here
>>77004175
I don't get what you're trying to say.
She first let unwanted immigrants in, then let them behave the way they do - to justify deportations?
Why let them in in the first place, then?
>>77005723
I've still felt some resentment towards me in France, whenever they found out I'm German.
>>77005120
Bahaha
Can world politics get any funnier than what it has become?
>>77005211
>>77005395
This. What did you expect?
>>77005796
Surely Melanchon autists, they are borderline communists
The French are inferior to Germans.
>>77005882
>borderline communists
wat
>>77005882
Le Pen was the main critic of Germany, not Melenchon.
I believe it's because Germany and France had a similar level of wealth for a long time, but now we've gained a clear edge over you.
>>77005770
Justify deportations?
No, I mean justify forcing them to earn their keep. Which is really quite reasonable.
Build factories, put the unemployed in, make a deal with Nike etc to outsource to German migrant labour.. Voila, mass production of cheap goods to flood the EU with and >>77005796
the market.
The migrants are causing such a problem right now, no EU nation wanting to be rid of it would think twice that Merkel is merely reacting appropriately and responsibly by creating jobs for them.
How is this not ingenious.
You have all that unskilled labour just sitting around waiting to be tapped upon; oh. I wonder what's going to happen.
Thank you Frau Merkel, for all the cheap shoes.
>>77006096
Whoops i derped with the second quote.
>>77006096
You realize that even the German minimum wage places makes you a top earner in global comparison?
We won't have shoe production here and have little demand for unskilled workers.
>>77005910
>>77005882
they're OUTRIGHT communists
>>77006124
So how do you deal with 1 million unskilled personnel? Support them the rest of their lives?
Obviously things have to get drastically out of hand to justify drastic reform of current establishment.
If you assume that decisions are made sensibly. i. e. through a series of practical solutions, lowering the minium wage would be one of them.
Things have to get really out of hand.
In any case, I don't imagine your way of life can exist given the situation on your hands. It will have to change, just by how drastic and to what effect.
Resisting change, or adapting at this point will be disastrous. Who's going to take one million migrants off your hands?
I'm not saying be Hitler. But be realistic. You can't keep the status quo or there goes the economy.
>>77005905
Stfu
>>77006096
This is the most retarded thing I've read all year. There's no way in hell it's ever going to be economically feasible to produce simple factory goods like that in Western Europe; the costs are simply too high. The only way it'll work is when full automation is reached. Those migrants are uneducated, unwilling to work and, generally speaking, genetically unsuited for learning complex tasks. Europe is importing a permanent underclass, and its tax payers will have to pay for it.
>>77006323
Even if we were to decrease our minimum wage, (which is controversial politically) our labor costs are still three times Eastern Europe and twenty times India.
We won't have a sweatshop in Germany, ever.
>>77005518
we has linear.(fastest train)
no thanks.just send wine and cheese plox.
>>77006395
>almost 10% of our youths are unemployed
that's actually absolutely brilliantly low
germans love to complain, but have no idea how good they have it
>>77006406
Buy rafale
>>77006366
You have a better idea?
You can't send them back. You can't gas them. Can you think beyond a fecking life of pribelege and understand the situation you are forced to deal with? It's not a matter of "we don't want this" you idiot, you have it, Now what are you going to do with it??
>>77006395
>German cuckoldry reveals its ugly head again
>>77006467
We already have 2 million unemployed and 1 million in "working programs". Simply add 500.000 on top of that, it's not as much of a game changer as you think it is to feed a bunch of third worlders.
>>77006467
And no. you can't "pay for it" either.
>buy Japanese stuff
look out!
>>77006467
Did you even read my post? I just told you: they're going to be a permanent underclass, and the tax payers will have to foot the bill. That's it. The only alternatives are removing social benefits completely, or kicking them back out, both of which are impossible in the current political climate, but drastic measures like that will of course be taken once things get too bad, i.e. after 10 more years of importing millions of """"refugees"""" annually.
>>77006525
t. gook
Wages should be generalized in EU and prices too. A french teamster wille have the same wage has polish temster etc. Cigarettes will have the same price in EU etc.
I am right ?
>>77006510
1 million is only the first generation of them anon... You cannot keep paying. There must be a net positive solution. If even marginally.
>>77006527
Yes. Then I agree, legislative change is necessarily going to happen. Germany will be better for it in the long run.
Of course things will not be a literal sweatshop. But this new "class" of workforce or whatever will be employed in a comparable analog of what passes for cheap unskilled labour in the EU.
>>77006774
Welfare isn't as much of a cost factor as you think, it's only 8% or so of our budget. This amount will rise to 10%, I give you that.
What will truly make or break Germany is retirement costs.
>>77002095
>Japan gets full access to car markets
Aaaaaand we're fucked
Aaaaaand factories will close
Aaaaaand people will wonder why they get fucked, again
Aaaaaand they will vote for Macron in 2022 because "he changed I'm sure of that"
>>77006690
It's impossible to accomplish that without Mao-tier, violent mass intervention into the economy and wealth.
>>77006525
me on the left
>>77006862
>>Japan gets full access to car markets
i dont know anything about this deal but Nissan is Renault anyway. other shits liek toyota and honda wont be so popular
>>77007637
this desu
our cars are shit
i wonder why the foreigners buy those garbage even with taxes
>>77007771
they're cheap and reliable
>>77007813
not so cheap because of taxes i think