Halt, stehen bleiben! Let me see your Aryan certificate

Ah... I think I left it in my other jacket I'm afraid.

I'll remember to keep it with me for next time! Have a good day officer.

Here mister herr ofizial.
*Points were it says: We was Sueby royals n'shiet.*

>>77000666
GOOD numerals

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>>77000494
ik ben ein aryan, warum ich "certificate" schauen muss :-DD
blick auf mein haut, es ist weiss wie schneit, dass ein Hund auf es gepinkelt hat :-DD

>>77000494
Interesting, could H*tler kill someone personally?

>>77000984
He was a soldier in ww1 he killed lots of people

>>77001024
fucking maniac

How's this for a certificate
*unzips dick*

>>77000494
>be asked for an aryan certificate
>frown blue eyes and run fingers through blonde hair
>the german's last name is skorzenny
>brown hair
>my last name is mueller
>he has the gun and talks about race

>>77000494
Verpiss dich, Grünegger.

>>77001460
Showing a circumcised dick will just accomplish in getting to a gas chamber even faster

I am Greek

>probably get shot

>>77003923
Lel

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>>77000494
WE WUZ AXIS N'SHIEEEEEEET

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Ich träge es immer.

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But I'm green eyed, with blond-ish hair and white skin why do I need a certificate mister?

>>77000494
You aren't even aryan yourself.
Checkmate mein führer.

>>77005476
trage*
fuggin phoneposting

Bar bar """""""""linguam""""""""" non loquar

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>>77000494
y-yes