/brit/

anime

West Sussex

>>76998588
anime

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lads were you allowed to bring partners home overnight when you lived with your parents?

dads just told me im not allowed to, even though im 19, cause its his house

its bloody annoying cause i have to stay at home during uni holidays and id quite like to get some if possible desu

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pop a perky just to start up
pop two cups of purple just to warm up

>>76998588
>>76998602
anime

anime

stars aren't real, there is no oxygen in space to support a burning ball of gas

first for i'm going to be ok after eating a bit undercooked bacon right?

new
>>>/tv/84790503
>>>/tv/84790503
>>>/tv/84790503
>>>/tv/84790503
>>>/tv/84790503

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sue

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suzy

>>76998608
fuck off child its bedtime

>>76998608
nah he asks them about stars and if they say no he kicks off, especially bad at night when the stars are actually out

>>76998621
aww fuck thats actually a good thread

good job

>>76998608
my parents just told me to wrap it up

>>76998625
lol

>>76998619
same poster should i order micozx from infowars? it says it kills parasites

Next post is trips

t. Satan

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lol

>>76998570
V good edition

Off to bed lads

Remember, a sample size of 50 17-32 year olds do not know what the stars we see in the sky are. They do not know the most basic explanation that they are other Suns, most of them with their own planetary systems.

And these are the women who will give birth to the next generation. Bleak.

>>76998608
yeah I used to have my gf stay over when I was 15/16

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Yo anon, I heard you don't date girls with tattoos. Why not?

>>76998608
yes
though my mum always thought it was just me and a friend hanging out

is /tv/ literally just shitposting

>>76998664
You doublenigger you posted literally two seconds too early, fuck you

>>76998673
they don't know what stars are

doing a far cry 4
pagan did nothing wrong

Pub challenge idea: find a family and ask the man if his wife is single

oh no stacey the local slag who works in the local chippy doesn't know what a star is

civilisation is doomed

imagine not having any in-depth knowledge about anything at all and just wandering mindlessly through life thinking "urgh whats the point in DIS
don't need DIS" every time a novel piece of information reaches your retinas

what a sad existence

>>76998683
mate I just about care enough to reply, think you need to simmer down a touch

>rickle pick
dyin

T E M P Z

>>76998677
yes and thats what it should be about 90% of the time but the mods there tamper down on the fun pretty quick if things get out of hand even though thats when /tv/'s at its best

>>76998705
but how's that help me scrub bogs

There really isn't a point to learning about stars because they CANNOT FUCKING EXIST

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>tfw have no conversational skills except spouting random obscure bits of trivia i know about things i see
>tfw no normie can stand to talk to me for more than 30 seconds because of this

>>76998619
you might get tapeworm

probably won't, but you might
besides that you'll be fine

Bird asked me how tall I am, said I'm
5'11 and she's stopped replying

Fuck me, not even my lie was good enough. I'm 5'7

Is this a star?

>>76998673
because they get ink while i get think-ing about stars

hate showering

hate wet hair
hate the stupid thick birds nest my hair becomes until it gets greasy and controllable

>>76998750
would LOVE to study this

>tfw no bf to tell me bits of trivia everyday

would be interesting honestly

>>76998705
>what a sad existence
stupid people are happier though

>>76998770
hi

Before the late nineteen eighties, mass shootings and acts of senseless violence were relatively unheard of. Prozac, the most well known SSRI (selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor) antidepressant, was not yet on the market. When Prozac did arrive, it was marketed as a panacea for depression which resulted in huge profits for its manufacturer Eli Lilly. Of course other drug companies had to create their own cash cow and followed suit by marketing their own SSRI antidepressants.

Subsequently, mass shootings and other violent incidents started to be reported. More often than not, the common denominator was that the shooters were on an antidepressant, or withdrawing from one. This is not about an isolated incident or two but numerous shootings. The question is, during the past twenty years is the use of antidepressants here a coincidence or a causation?
really makes u tink

>>76998749
sounds like a dumb vapid bitch

Why does warm food get cold but cold drinks get warm?

How do you feel about Missouri stealing this 17th century London church, /brit/?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Mary_Aldermanbury

have my pantaloons rolled up to just below the knees i look like a buccaneer

some dumb normie bitch is shouting outside

almost certainly Irish heritage

Watching Castlevania lads

>>76998787
liquids natural state is fire whereas solids tend to ice

The night scene called for Vic Morrow's character to carry the two children across the river while being pursued by US soldiers in a helicopter. The helicopter was piloted by Vietnam War veteran Dorcey Wingo.[10][11] During the filming of the scene, Wingo stationed his helicopter 25 feet (7.6 m) from the ground and, while hovering near a large mortar effect, he turned the aircraft 180 degrees to the left for the next camera shot.[12] The effect was detonated while the helicopter's tail-rotor was still above it, causing the rotor to fail and detach from the tail. The low-flying helicopter spun out of control. Morrow dropped Chen into the water. As Morrow was reaching out to grab Chen, the helicopter fell on top of Morrow and the two children. Morrow and Le were decapitated and mutilated by the helicopter's main rotor blades while Chen was crushed to death by the helicopter's landing skid.

>>76998787
the carbon dioxide in fizzy drink forms small stars within the drink causing it to heat while stars cannot breathe well in food so they extinguish

>>76998791
Pics

>>76998788
there's an entire huge bridge that was moved to some irrelevant town in some desert state from London

>>76998772
Stats like that are meaningless
If you can't use an expanded knowledge to improve your life you might as well be a brainlet

dead m8s mum found me through my mum and wants to interview me even though my mum told her i wasn't comfortable with it. just messaged me on facebook to express her condolences about another recent death in my social circle and also sneak a line in about her son.

Not sure if I should respond or not, really don't want to get into it with her about her son's suicide.

>>76998816
This is the only correct answer.

>>76998750
nice

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>you will never, EVER live in 90s japan
someone send help please

>>76998823
No.

>>76998816
if you were to breathe all the carbon dioxide in a fizzy drink would you suffocate?

https://youtu.be/kxl054P1g64

>>76998837
>wants to interview me
did you kill him mate?
did you?

>>76998837
Just talk to her. She's lost her son to suicide and just wants as much information as she can get. Its to try and quell the torrent of questions that probably still keep her awake at night, nothing against you.

>>76998870
no he killed himself senpai

>>76998837
well you should

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>>76998830
hm, that's a pretty good looking bridge, I can see why they stole it
pretty rude, though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Bridge_(Lake_Havasu_City)

jumpman lives

wakey wakey wagie

>>76998883
then why does she want to interview you mate?
bit suspicious

ask all my shag partners to give me the intricate details of the inflight navigation system on a boeing 777-200

none of them have even come CLOSE the the right answer yet fucking low IQ scum

>>76998899
I was once cycling and overtaken by some businessman on some crap bike

I just shouted "quick quick wagie"

>literally 5 seconds into the film someone is chastised for calling native Americans "Indians"
>literally 10 seconds in a black school news reporter is macking on blonde white girl
>the new black Mary Jane's WE speech about how the Washington monument was built by slaves
>both of Peter Parker's love interests are black
>villain's wife is black
>Peter's Mexican school rival has a white blonde girlfriend
>the oh so edgy /b/ Fuck Marry Kill scene with high schoolers fantasizing about old men, also participated in by a gay male
someone please kill hollywood

>>76998903
she does a lot of blogging and group work with at-risk youth programs, which is why I don't want to have a recorded conversation. Just want to move on with my life

What's the greatest movie ever made

Did a lad in this thread just admit to murdering his mate?

Think he did

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Don't really know what a star is lads

>>76998923
lol

Imagine living in Arizona
(can't)

>>76998928
It was written by a Jewish guy

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>>76998933
Is that even a question?

>>76998928
das rite yboi

>>76998923
if anyone overtakes me I always feel compelled to overtake them back

planning on quizzing future sexual partners on their thoughts on the p vs np problem

>>76998742
will tapeworm steal my protein? or can i lose weight with it and still retain muscle mass?

You die and God gives you two options for respawn -

Brainlet (90 IQ) but 6'4 shredded
Or
Hyper Manlet (5'4) but IQ of 145

Well?

>>76998938
a giant ball of hot gas that creates and emits its own radiation through nuclear fusion

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>>76998933
Blade Runner
Harakiri
Lawrence of Arabia
or
Tokyo Drifter

4 genres, 4 great movies

>>76998969
p=np btw

>>76998933
Schindler's list

>>76998933
Spider-Man Homecoming

>>76998976
would love to be a dumbass honestly so 90 iq it is

>>76998938
A star is a nice get

>>76998976
god doesn't exist

>>76998976
the deano option without question

>>76998970
I actually have an in-depth knowledge of tapeworm biology and pathology but since I think you're purposely asking stupid questions I shan't be helping you any further

Need to love myself

>>76998933
Watchmen (2009)

>>76998976
>respawn as a 6'4 shredded guy
cor
imagine the state of my mums vagina if that happened

>>76998960
*overtakes you and speeds off into the distance*

gonna do a nice night drive
bye lads

>>76998933
the boy in striped pyjamas

>>76998987
you aren't a sexual partner of mine

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>>76998933

>>76998976
what does it matter, I'd still be a social autist either way

walking by some giant fire in london

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any swarthy gf in

>>76999025
only the fullkit wankers on thier road bikes proper gunning it can outspeed me desu

not bad since I ride a mid-range mountain bike

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Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders

>>76998932
be honest with her about this then

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>>76999042
i did that about a month ago actually

>>76999052
it's a uniform not a "kit"

>>76999034
give it a bit

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>it's a uniform not a "kit"

>>76998976
>Brainlet (90 IQ) but 6'4 shredded
any day

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>it's a uniform not a "kit"

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pax! bax man straight in his eyes

>>76999041
nothing about birth in there
dirty bastard

>>76999069
I got dirty looks from some angry black woman when I visited here

>>76999070
full kit wanker

>>76999100
yeah but you didn't say I'd have a new brain either

>>76999103
same but then again i was taking loads of pics

>>76998955
Hate this racist crap

willy willy bum bum, bum bum poo!
*snorts with laughter*

>>76999109
it's a uniform.

>>76999132
wanker

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news lady gave me the stinkeye aha
think she thought i was gonna mess her about or summat

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>>76999117
>different IQ and body
>"yeah but it might have the same brain"

>>76999129
ah yes, the virgin fly

UNIFORM TURDS

>>76999145
think that's a russian channel

>>76999147
iq doesn't determine your social skills

>>76999013
answer the fucking question nerd-freak

>>76999145
virgin walk on the left spotted

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VAC-5BQnuXI

>>76999165
yes it does

hasn't rained in a month

africa tier

got training for a new job tomorrow

>>76999184
no it doesnt

>>76999023
lmoa

best film of all time is a dumb question
like asking best song of all time
>>76999170
tapeworms don't move much, ergo they don't use calories so they won't make you thin

they will however suck up your nutrients like a sieve which will most definitely have a terrible impact on gains and general health

>>76999184
no it doesn't
dumb people can be very social or just plain shut ins

>>76999191
it doesnt rain much in the uk generally

>>76999196
>>76999204
yes it does

threadworms are horribly painful

>>76999212
'No'

>>76999200
does mico zx look like it'd do anything on the infowars shop? is it snake oil?

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just matched with this on bumble

*walks towards you*

>>76999222
people with IQ under 60 can't speak

>>76999203
top row, 3rd from right

>>76999203
P U F F Y
U
F
F
Y

me? I'm a cultural christian. no I don't go to church, know any bible verses (besides certain passages from leviticus I strenuously denounce to all of my gay friends) or believe in jesus. what's the problem?

>>76999203
bottom row furthest right

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anime

>>76999246
peng

>>76999203
2 on the right front row and rightmost back row are peng

>>76999252
thats like saying your heart determines your social skills because people without a heart are dead

https://xhamster.com/movies/7878733/forest_masturbating.html
wanked to this twice now
thanks for listening

>>76999246
grim

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>>76999200
>best song of all time
easy

Help Me Dr Dick by E-Rotic

>>76999191
rained here a few hours ago

>>76999261
None at all, carry on mate.

>>76999203
HOWLING at the fat bint

>>76999233
I don't know what that is
if you're worried you've been infected just see a doctor or go to an over the counter pharmacy and get some worm pills

don't get them too soon though, the cysts in the pig flesh which it hatches from are very resilient and if you take them now or tomorrow they might pass through your system before the worm can even hatch and be affected by the medication

wait a week or so

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Hate having no friends

>>76999252
that doesn't really support your argument

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>>76999264

>>76999275
not really.
if your heart is working or not determines your social skills would be a closer parallel

>>76999300
proper piff ting
rest are ugly munters

*pause while everyone listens to Help Me Dr Dick by E-Rotic*

>>76999203
claiming bottom third from left

>>76999332
>not posting THE video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWAw2fUvKmU

>>76999294
sort of does. if you have a very low IQ you will have bad social skills

>>76999322
top row far right and top row second from the left are better

>>76999340
wait i mean right but if it can't be changed then third from left is ok i guess

>>76999342
why would i watch a fullyclothed woman dancing poorly when i could see multiple fully nude and uncensored women dancing in this music video
>https://youtu.be/RR-iFCwNuZM

>>76999340

that's a willy lad

>>76999350
Just because your vocabulary is limited doesn't mean you aren't socially adept

>>76999203
Only attractive one is back row, second from left.

>>76999370
>women

>>76999350
just redefine the question to "functional range" IQ's

Playing some Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain©

>>76999399
WHOA
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76999378
I'm not saying people with very low IQs have limited vocabulary, I'm saying people with very low IQs have bad social skills/can't speak at all
>>76999387
>moving the goalposts

>>76999342
>she's probably married by now
ree

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need a russian gf

anyone still play slither.io?

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need a 2d leaf gf

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Ordering the helium tank

>>76999434
yea
my 12 year old brother

brrrt brrrt
skrrrt skrrrt
lean nigga dab nigga

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>>76999370
wonder if id get b& on 4chan for posting the uncensored images from that youtube video

>>76999448
nonce

>>76999418
It's true you can't really speak below a certain IQ, but having a low IQ does not mean you have bad social skills, social skills are determined more around the environment you grow up in, how good you are at reading people etc. (which people without book smarts can do just fine)

>>76999418
>>moving the goalposts

its not moving the goalposts since the original post didn't have actual retards in mind and was intended to highlight the difference in sociality between normal-low IQ's and high IQ's

moving the discussion to 70 IQ and below is just being a pedantic bitch
continue

have you ever heard of skyrim

>>76999467
>>76999468
yeah you're probably right

>>76999483
yeah

>>76999483
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?

>tfw tinder uses analytics and shows you people that are in your league
>meaning if you get swiped right on often, they'll show other people that get swiped right on often (attractive people)

feels good seeing literally every girl being hot as my options.

>>76999483
it belongs to the nords

>>76999483
No what's that?

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>Average British male

>>76999203
bottom, third from the left

reckon there shouldn't be a minimum wage

poor people aren't human beings

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The hour approaches...

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glad are janmans a lot more chill

day two of the fast lads, still going strong x

>>76999512
where did you get this pic of me?

>>76999544
FUCK OFF REDDIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMjsRg7QsEE

>>76999526
*places like button over bollocks*

AYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO UP
IF U UP U BETTER BE SMASHING THAT MUFUCCCCCIN LIKE BUTTON PHAM
SUM FINNA OBLITERATE ME NUTS SHIEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT

imagine caring about an unpaid internet job

>>76999554
just dont be an undisciplined runt and you wont be fat

simple as

>>76999559
fuck off yank

>>76999554
diet? why are you fasting

>>76999574
imagine spending your life posting on 4chan denigrating upstanding members of society whilst not being paid a single shilling

>>76999582
FUCK
OFF
REDDIT

>>76999544
reddit mods genuinely make me sick
who do these snivelling cunts think they are

>>76999581
love are choccies though

>>76999584
fat cunt

>>76999512
https://youtu.be/uh5swCCunO8

>>76999599
defo could lose a few kg (7 is the goal) but i dont call it fasting

How do you tell if a girl likes you as more than a friend lads?

>>76999589
can't

>>76999599
you'll just fuck your metabolism further and make it worse

>>76999599
literally just do intermittent fasting

>>76999608
when she sucks your cock

>>76999608
ask her what stars are

>>76999608
When you're knee deep in her clunge

>>76999608
if shes humping your leg its a subtle sign you have to take

>>76999608
when you're 3 inches deep in gash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OESp5Sts4s
lost a dota game and feeling sad

need to fuck an asian

>>76999608
if she answers what a star is

love poor people just because they're so miserable and pathetic, for that reason I fervently believe they deserve to be treated like living gods and handed absolutely everything on a silver platter

hate rich people because they're rich

simple as

>>76999659
hate money, love gift economies simple as

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This is my weapon against internet trolls and bullies.

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WHAT I WOULDNT GIVE TO BE STRANGLED BETWEEN THE THIGHS OF A WOMAN

>>76999668
and my axe

are you familiar with wanking

>>76999654
this

so is there a good chance that a girl likes me if she comes home with me drunk, but then sucks me off in the morning when shes sober?

>>76999708
I don't care

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>>76999693

whats your best punch lads

>>76999708
borderline imo

>>76999693
very much so

>>76999708
yes

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>>76999614
>>76999620
I went from 130kg to 100kg from October-February but now I've plateaued at 97 and I reckon I need to do lose at least another 7, it's just tough because it gets significantly more difficult the more you lose

>>76999708
i'd still bring up stars just to be sure

>>76999717
how th fuk did u dox me

>>76999717
that's pronounced like won kin

>>76999737
impressive desu

wonder if fat cunts who lose it all still have the fat cunt mentality

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>>76999681
worst tennisfu

>>76999737
look at the jaw on that cor

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https://soundcloud.com/spookybizzle/peckham-to-hackney

text the gf about stars
think she's asleep

Feel so isolated and alone

>>76999737
looks like an unhealthy weight loss
makes it much harder to keep it all off and your complexion will look sallow and fucked

reckon all fat cunts should go to concentration camps where they have to lose a government-allotted percentage of their bodyweight every month or it's straight to the gas chambers

>5'7
>18 stone skinnyfat

JUST

Amazing how classic Simpsons would squeeze more quality jokes into 2.5 minutes than most shows do in an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVu2rtPmCZ8

>>76999793
EAD TE FUGING SALAD :DDD

>>76999737
good effort la

look into intermitent fasting, it's pretty elite. i did it years ago to drop a bit of weight, and dropped 7 kgs from 83 to 75 kg at 180cm (5'11) in 2 months. if you retain the basic structure, you literally just have to change macros with absolutely no change in hunger.

>>76999803
76 kg* not 75 hahah that's 8 kg

>>76999789
nah I just did exercise constantly and ate 1500kcal a day, I'm only contemplating fasting now as a way to get further down

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>>76999737
Fastings retarded, do keto, low carbs lots of protein count calories keep it around 1200 you'll lose weight in no time, did it last year and went from 100 to 95kg in two weeks, put it all back on in the past year and in 120kg now lol but I can lose it anytime I want

>>76999803
>75kg
literally me, except I have 10% bodyfat
fight me

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JE VOULAIS ÉTRE ÉTRANGLÉ PAR LES GROSSES CUISSES NOIRES D'UNE DÉESSE JAMAICAINE!

>>76999800
Yeah like a Ben Garrison cartoon

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>>76999267
>>76999278
Look at all the pics she has from that exact location

https://www.instagram.com/polcarter/

Seems like a right psycho

>>76999839
that was a couple of years ago, got up to 78kg with like 18% bf but i was squatting 150 kg atg

then i got a pretty bad injury and i'm down to 70 kg hahahahaha

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JE VEUX BOUFFER LE CUL D'UNE NOIRAUDE PENDANT DES HEURES!!!!!

>>76999856
spooky

>>76999856
if you knock that back then genuinely just go chop your dick off ay

>>76999831
maybe at the very least eat pure veggies
they have almost no calories (some even take more energy to digest) and they have all the nutritional/ micro stuff you need. and you need to have food going through your digestive system or you'll mess up your internal balance

found a mysterious bag today lads, thought i best just leave it there to avoid any trouble

>>76999835
you weigh more than anthony joshua

please tell me you're atleast 6'3
>>76999862
oh well, at least you aren't fat now, I don't really lift weights, just do pull ups and dips mostly along with boxing. Maybe I'll start though, if I hit a ripped 180lbs in the next 3 or 4 years that will be decent

>>76999905
oh

>>76999886
>if you knock that back
What does that mean, I don't speak Australian

Can't tell if it means to fuck or not to fuck

>>76999905
money?

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... Final contact sheet for today's filming of my pictures 9 July 2017 ...

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The gf at the gym

>>76999882
I made a joke about the whole women in kitchen thing being a joke she was clearly taking way too far, she didn't seem to like it

lost my bag of sexy gfs

>>76999909
i wasn't really enormously fat to begin with when i was 84. i had a bit of chub but it wasn't awful or gross or anything. it was alongside gym bulk so it was a """""""""""""tactical"""""""""""" gain that went too far

packed a bag with 10 thousand pounds in cash and left it in the street. No one's picked it up yet though, so I guess I'm just going to have to go back for it.

>>76999935
ask her why she isn't wearing proper underwear, if at all, in the gym

>>76999935
brrrrt

Think I'm gonna start making some mash to go with this steak lads

>>76999974
Hope that's sweet potato mash

>>76999920
to knock something back is to deny it or refuse it. that's what i was saying. if you dont go for that, cut your johnson off

9s

awaiting anew

>>76999984
No

>>76999935
convinced she's only there so people will look at her
(the online posted video probs confirms this)

genuinely asking to be ogled if you go in with pants like that, even short shorts would be less revealing

>>77000008
>>77000008
>>77000008

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>>76999931
Literally 5/6 of her bumble pics are exactly like that as well kek

>>76999984
>sweet potato
disgusting

>>76999999
>>77000000

>>76999962
why would you need to with those on? only reason i wear undies under skins is to try and suppress my dick a bit more from bulging out

>>77000014
>girls are allowed to spam out selfies but if a guy only has selfies it's repulsive

>>77000014
who uses bumble. you must be properly desperate, mate

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>>76998853
but it was shit, there was a financial bubble or some thing like that
>>76999009
calm down
>>76998933
see pic related

>>77000087
not a good example, but the clunge on bumble is of superior quality to that on tinder

>>77000120
why

>>76999931
like good posts