/brit/

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>parents

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kurva anyatok

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>>76997300
Lad in the last thread already admitted to fixing the results and voting fanny over and over and over again

Can't be trusted

/brit/ is a heterosexual general

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yuzu

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>+ craigslist

>>76997293
If I show you pics will you show me yours? x

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>brit is ~30% gay
looks like ive got a mandate for my gayposting now ahaha (geddit???)

>>76997337
yank admitted to voting for knob

you need to retake your year 1 reading comprehension

am gay but I always vote straight in polls in case my mum's spying on me

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>+ work 1 day/week

panic attacks are scary :(

>>76997353
there's only 2-3 leftypol bender nonces so you will be ousted from parliament if it comes to it

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>>76997353
*joins in*

>>76997244
>>76997255
>>76997256
>>76997270
Notice how all these posters (>>76997270 is a muslim immigrant) are non-brits
HMMMMM
Really makes me think

>>76997377
>gif
fuck off

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if /Brit/ is as gay as these polls suggest then I shall have to gaypost much more often

who here /need a bf/

>>76997382
alright we heard you in the last thread faggot

now fuck off

>>76997382
gays arent white

What's more likely?
>/brit/ is only 3% gay, like the UK population
>A handful of whiney, mentally ill homosexuals are rigging polls to fulfil their sexual fantasies

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>>76997392
desperately need a bf

>>76997382
fuck off bender

Am properly pissed off at these fucking fag polls
Seriously considering buying a VPN right now to BTFO them

>>76997382
>literal invaders thinking they can tell us what to think about gays
Being bent is part and parcel of British culture

>>76997392
>>76997377
>>76997353
found the 3 leftypol merchants lads

Irish aren't white

bossman put onion in my donair calzone, not gassed at all

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>>76997418
same

Back from Spider-Man lads

It was pretty fucking good

>>76997409
/brit/ is not at all representative of the general population in almost any other regard so why would it be for sexuality?

>>76997434
one of them is the bradleyposter too. a fag who supports corbyn, hmmm

>>76997461
they all support corbyn

he is the low test candidate of choice

>>76997409
the UK population figures includes demographics like repressed old people, weird ultratraditional countryside recluses, muslims, general foreigners, etc that will hardly ever admit to being gay
the /brit/ population is mostly internet-savvy white males aged 18-25, prime sexual experimentation age

its really not surprising more of us are gay than the average

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yanks here to genocide the gay cunts

>>76997409
>>76997477
it's 4chan as a whole that is more gay

I'm gay and even I think homosexuality should be illegal

What's more likely?
>/brit/ is only 0.03% nazis, like the UK population
>A handful of whiney, mentally ill stormfronters are rigging polls to fulfil their contrarian fantasies

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tfw no bf to do fun summer things with

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>>76997502
Absolute corker of a post

>>76997502
so anyone who isn't gay is a nazi now?

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>>76997475
>Theresa May is a hightest candidate

>all the polls that dont support gays are the work of russian hackers
http://www.strawpoll.me/13229648/r

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Went for dinner with my dad and he barely said a word

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>>76997506
I'm so lonely, I just want a bf

>>76997541
Correct. You're not allowed to have moderate beliefs any more.

>>76997541
t. 80 IQ

>>76997543
erm did I say that anywhere?

putting words in my mouth are we?

nice fake news

>>76997549
me too

Stop arguing about gays, start posting old /brit/ memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

98% of gayposting is ironic

it's quite funny pretending to be a degenerate scumbag

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>>76997564
>Paul Nuttall was a high test candidate

>>76997547
Ah ah, I remember this poll.
This was literally the sixth consecutive poll made after the previous 5 polls clearly displayed a large homosexual contigent of the /brit/ population

you desperate rasheeds just kept making polls until only antigay fanatics cared enough to keep voting, and then crossposted it to /pol/ just to finish the hatchet job

get tae fuck

>>76997597
and still putting words in my mouth

when will you lefties learn?

>>76997457
/brit/ is a normie general

>>76997605
>pulling shit out your arse
ironic

>>76997605
Don't forget one gay lad literally admitted to voting for the straight option over and over again for a laugh

>>76997605
this poll has been reposted several times since june across multiple /brit/ hours. if you disagree with the results - vote!

I have a taiwanese bf now
but I literally only got him yesterday and hes going away for a 3 week holiday tomorrow

for fucks sake im so impatient to see him again

>>76997605
nice conspiracy theories m8 are you the bent leftie alex jones or what?

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have to do my driving theory test in a few days

the hazard perception bit will fuck me up i just cant seem to do it

Bored now, going to sleep now, maybe attempt suicide. Night x

anyone who likes baby driver is a fucking moron and edgar wright is a hack

>>76997658
Haha cya

>>76997659
i want to see it

loved baby driver

proket

>>76997622
That's why any mention of gfs, work or social activities are met with hatred and disdain. There's literally an /r9k/ sister thread

>>76997632
exactly

these fucking benders can't respect democracy

>>76997631
>>76997632
>>76997646
>>76997605
who gives a shit
shut the fuck up you idiots

>>76997640
fuck off bender

>>76997669
>>76997672

fuck off morons

Baby Driver was unironically brilliant

>>76997669
Can I go with you?

>>76997693
It genuinely was

>>76997677
well obviously normies wont be up at half one on a sunday night

>>76997677
FONT

>>76997557
Wtf I love gassing kikes now

>>76997677
it's ironic m8

we all strive for these things but because it's a little harder to obtain for us we lash out

ah yes...drive but with some faggot teenager instead of ryan gosling...

why ISNT there a lefty Alex Jones?
Theres clearly a niche, Alex Jones makes a lot of money with his schtick

>>76997693
it's literally normies rip the piss out of gosling's autistic driver: the movie

>>76997708
this

>>76997719
Lefties are too intelligent

is there a reason why lefties have absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever?

>>76997715
>Me and qt coworker finishing work late and closing up
>"Ah anon can you drive me home? my dad bailed on me and it's pretty dark"
>"..."
>"..yeah I drive"
>She smiles and gets in the car with me
>On the way home she ask to stop by a gas station to pick up some things
>"you give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?
>she laughs softly and says "you're so cute sometimes anon, I'll be back in a second"
>5 minute 1 second later she isn't back
>floor it

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>le Baby Driver boogeyman

who /actuallystraight/ here

fucked girls to prove it

>>76997719
only rorkes are dumb enough to gobble up the shit on breitbart/daily stormer and idiots like pjw/molyeux/milo/alex jones

>>76997737
How come every comedian is a lefty

>>76997736
this, unironically

>>76997725
I liekd drive

>>76997719
lefties have no charisma or intelligence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znKjbrOxsm8

tune

homosexuality is a social construct

>>76997719
there is

>>76997754
im actually gay but I only fuck women

for that reason I vote straight

>>76997719
A lefty Alex Jones wouldn't exist in America and Europe doesn't have free speech laws that allow you to make insane accusations on tv without consequences.

>>76997719
All those dumb twitter posts saying shit how the 'ok' sign is a secret code for White Power etc etc are basically the leftie equivalent of Alex Jones

How about that cocaine then eh lads ?

jimmy carr is right wing

>>76997760
*every mainstream TV comedian

because you have to suck the leftie jewish dick to make it anywhere in the entertainment industry

99% are violently unfunny gimps and just talk about degeneracy and their retarded politics

YER MAMS A FOOKIN SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

>>76997797
Didn't /pol/ start that as a joke?

got new sandals

society is a social construct

>>76997832
my mum needs a new pair of sandals

>>76997800
Was better in the 80's

>>76997804
>American comes into a /brit/ thread just to do his cringey alt-right routine
praise kek and shadilay, am i right?

>>76997719
young turks

he's like alex jones but completely unfunny has no charisma no debate skills and it just generally an irritating prick

>>76997736
>>76997756
Lefties gobble up pseudoscience bullshit like no one else though. Just look at any health/environmental website and see how utterly clueless they are about fundamental lefty issues like nuclear power, genetic modification etc

>>76997760
There are comedians who don't do political jokes. Just not on the BBC

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>>76997840
tell her birks

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>>American comes into a /brit/ thread just to do his cringey alt-right routine
>praise kek and shadilay, am i right?

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cna't do a slep

>>76997826
they started it, but some low IQ idiots believed it and shared it

they started it because they can then screenshot the small handful of idiots who fell for it and use it ad nauseum for strawmanning purposes

>>76997845
>expecting autismo yank not to be retarded

>>76997800
symbol of wealth because it's a fucking waste of money

>>76997864
meme sandals

>>76997845
fuck off faggot

i stand with our yank brothers

Got 2 (TWO) free Bojangles brand BoBerry Biscuits for my long wait for dindin

oh I'm a happy boy I am x

>>76997719
George Galloway? Sputnik is ultra lefty.

football yank is sperging out over the autismo yank boogieman again

what's the official lefty theory on 9/11?

babestation

>>76997864
dads got a pair of those

Alright lads, occasional lurker here.

I've shagged 50 girls at 24 and I shit test every single one of them with a simple question.

The question is "do you know what a star is" and you guessed it, I've never had a right answer.

Answers range from "bits in the clouds" to "rain in the night"

I asked a girl I shagged today who has a degree from a good uni, she said "dead planets" and although not the most retarded answer I've ever heard, I expected better.

The absolute fucking state of the youth in this country.

>>76997912
Who's on tonight?

>>76997911
THE NUMBERS

>>76997271
wish she was an impoverished ukranian so i could use my money to support her as my wife in america

>>76997911
da juice did it

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>>76997910
>craigslist

hwo too go slepe

>>76997911
>911
Nice.

Most think it was real and caused by terrorists, but that the US response was overdone and draconian. Very few actually think Bush et al planned it, or knew it was going to happen in advance but did nothing to exploit the crisis.

>>76997924
it's because nobody cares about fucking stars you autist

it has no relevance in everyday life

>>76997880
most people who do lots of coke are very poor

i know these things

>>76997924
whats a shit test

>>76997944
jus bee urself

>>76997911
Bush did it so he could invade Afghanistan for oil

>>76997883
pretty comfy if you're just going out quick
socks or non

>>76997953
Aside from literally being the thing that is responsible for life existing past, present and future.

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>>76997910
except its not a boogieman is it
autismoyank spams his shit constantly

>>76997941
but the lefties love juice

>>76997954
SYMBOL of wealth, not INDICATOR of wealth
it's expensive so people spend their money on it to do in front of or give away to people to appear well off

>>76997974
>>76997924
autism

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anime

>>76997924
pls tell me this isn't true

I shall have to start asking girls this, but desu a lot of guys I know couldn't accurately describe what a star is

>>76997864
quality footwear for grilling professionals

>>76997979
2 of those are mine though, so it's obviously not one person

>>76997911
Bankers bonuses

>>76997974
and how is that relevant in everyday life

>>76997980
Who doesn't like juice?

>>76997997
urghh go away u nerd

>>76997980
Leftists are very antisemitic and think Israel shouldn't exist.

how the fuck can you not know what a star is
double digit iq territory

>>76997986
this just isn't true
most people do it with their friends to get high and there is no point trying to indicate wealth with people you know well

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>>76997979
He's unemployed, this is literally what he does with his life

>>76998015
hardcore far-lefties yeah but the general brainwashed normie liberal lefty loves the juice and even if they don't they have to keep it quiet because they are all about the diversity and anti-racism

love bonuses
hate bankers

simple as

>>76997911
either the cia let it happen or it happened for real and was then just a somehow convenient excuse to invade iraq

>>76998039
you're pretty stupid if you do coke solely to get high

>>76998015
criticism of likud and netanyahu who are turbo rorkes isnt antisemitism

>>76998007
theyve all got exactly the same filename

>hurrr stars arent relevant to everday life so why should i even care hurr hurrr

unforgivable plebian

>>76998032
it's a giant ball of flaming rock suspended in the universe that will one day blow up and hopefully my bollocks will be at the epicentre

>>76998010
Because the process of learning things like physics and astronomy in school also teachings you how to reason and problem solve. People who don't pay any attention in these subjects are generally lacking in many skills or approaches to life as a whole that make them mediocre or downright stupid.

dont care about stars

>>76998060
I don't do coke but you still are chatting bullshit
ya dun know so jus be quiet
>>76998082
>rock
nigga what, fucking educate yourself you sheer embarassment

>>76998091
autist

done 600 words of my gay draft really should be doing 3000 its due in for this morning think i end up with having doing 1000 most likely

Want to be a boogieman someday

It's true lads

Next girl you shag, when you're having the gay little cuddle afterwards ask her if she knows what the stars are and watch the bamboozlement descend upon her face

I'll marry the first girl who gets it right

>>76998107
A correct autist

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>>76998082

>>76998072
>leftytwat doesn't know how 4chan x works
hmmm, interesting. well, reddit, there's this thing called 4chan x that keeps the image you download's name from 4chan

>ds automobile advert on spotify
>accent is so thick that you can't understand what's being said

ah yes very good

>>76998104
you're a legit autist

bet you wear glasses too you specky freakoid

>>76997911
crazy that your post number ends in 9/11

im going to Oxford for physics and idk what the fuck stars are haha

i think theyre big flaming balls of hydrogen + other gases fuelled by the energy released from some sort of fusion reaction stuff going on in the centre

>>76998104
done coke many times and it has failed to get me more than slightly buzzing

the ex wife and i actually broke up over a star related issue, wont get into the details

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new job new city
going from $300 sharing a house with 3 to $1200 700 sqft studio

a ball of plasma held together by it's own gravity

>>76998152
Center*

I know /brit/ is full of actual low IQ idiots and the anti-star society is only proving that once more

you mongs literally are the type to sit in basic year 9 trigonometry and sit there going "sirr but we nevah gun use dis in reel lyf so was da point"

sort yourselves out instead of getting intimidated and acting like cowards the next time a base level intellectual conversation starts up

>>76998155
have you ever done wine

wish I could chuck the gf into a black hole sometimes

>>76998141
>uses RedditX
>calls other people reddit
off yerself

>>76998014
anime is important

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just got called a lefty for the 4th time this thread when im secretly a turbororke
could get used to this

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>I know /brit/ is full of actual low IQ idiots and the anti-star society is only proving that once more
>
>you mongs literally are the type to sit in basic year 9 trigonometry and sit there going "sirr but we nevah gun use dis in reel lyf so was da point"
>
>sort yourselves out instead of getting intimidated and acting like cowards the next time a base level intellectual conversation starts up

>>76998178
don't like wine except in sangria

>>76998152
No it's not that deep mate

I'm looking for a simple answer .. "They're Suns" will do.

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>>76997980
>>76998049
the people you speak of aren't lefties
it is the right wingers and capitalists who support and enable kikes

have a degree in mathematics from durham and even I know what stars are

>>76998155
probably just because its 95% benzocaine and you're getting ripped off
>>76998144
all false, im just not a genuinely stupid person, such as yourself.

YOU'RE held together by your own gravity you thick twat

>>76998155
same, and don't think it was a potency issue or a purity issue because i did it with someone who regularly does coke and they were acting like it was a normal high for them.

it was ok and im sure it'd be fun in a more active environment since i was basically just chilling at my house on it, like when you're out drinking maybe the ability to stay out longer and still feel awake and normal has its draws. but coke itself seemed kind of underwhelming, thought it'd be more of a state-shift mentally

>>76998181
>leftist in /brit/
off yerself

>>76998177
any can you tell me how learning what a start is in full detail will have any bearing whatsoever in my life when I have no business or interactions with the physics or general field of science whatsoever you completely spaz

graduated from the university of life, dont ever recall learning about starts

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what if the sun emitted cold?

>>76998232
heat moves from hot to cold you cant emit cold

maths didn't really make sense to me until i understood basic computer science

>>76998210
YOU have your own gravitational field you fat fuck

ate a kind of raw piece of bacon just now, have the shits coming on. am i going to be ok

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>>76998232

>>76998256
>bacon
disgusting

>>76998199
I also knew the exact idiots who get scared of astrophysics are the exact idiots who incessantly hatpost to defensively cover up their low IQ's. You think I wasn't expecting this post moron?

literally educate yourself

CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFWHB40N4pE

>>76998256
no
you will be taken over by the pig worm

>>76998228
word up, you went to DSU too?


but thats real talk cuz on the streets youon really needa talk about the cosmos n shit, you just gotta talk about whats goin on on your block naw mean. at the end of the day thats all that fuckin matters naw mean.

>>76998232
imagine if this collided with the hot sun

fucking mental

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>I also knew the exact idiots who get scared of astrophysics are the exact idiots who incessantly hatpost to defensively cover up their low IQ's. You think I wasn't expecting this post moron?
>
>literally educate yourself

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>>76998183

>>76998220
only the very stupid need the concept of why knowledge is important explaining to them

>>76998247
What if the sun absorbed heat

>>76998010
Also not knowing something as basic as what a star is shows a fundamental lack of curiosity. Curiosity is a key sign of intelligence in any animal and is by and large the reason for man's development and success. If someone is completely content with knowing little and doesn't make any attempt to expand their horizons, even from something like watching the odd informative YouTube video or reading an educational article, chances are they are demonstrably stupid.

>>76998262
you're educating yourself on things that literally don't matter at all

you're going to be dead in a couple of decades or so and you've spent your whole time learning about something you will never experience

>>76998297
woah

>>76998209
my experience is much like the yank's

London is on fire lads

love maths
hates literature

Don't like it when /brit/ is arguing

Can't we just all get along?

>>76998301
very grim attitude

>>76998262
hat bait

>>76998301
not really, I just learned it in school and didn't forget because I'm not an invalid

>>76998317
do you know what a star is

>>76998295
everyone knows the basics of what a star is from GCSE physics but why would you need to go into minute detail unless you were perusing a career in it

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>hat bait

>>76998177
>you mongs literally are the type to sit in basic year 9 trigonometry and sit there going "sirr but we nevah gun use dis in reel lyf so was da point"
audibly chortled at this

stars are buring balls of gas

dont need to know anymore than that

>>76998337
yeah
>>76998171

>>76998299
pretty much this, these people aren't worth knowing

so what is a star then?

YOU'RE a burning ball of gas

>>76998340
Nice goalposts. He didn't ask for full detail and in his first post was positive about an answer that was still completely wrong.

>>76998366
eye floaters

dont see how trigoculus will help me clean out the bogs

>stars
dont care

remember that malaysian airplane that disappeared?


well, i have evidence that it was aliens

>>76998363
>>76998332
>>76998299
>>76998295
autists of the highest degree

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i am sorry m'lady but this encounter can go no further. for your vernacular of stars may pertain to justin bieber, brad pitt and other men, my definition of stars is beset in the heavens; flaming balls of gas which consume themselves to be seen. I concede that it is perhaps a dark and macabre comparison to your "stars", men willing to devour themselves and leave merely a shell to be seen by others for just a second longer, but alas it is not mine.

so fare the well sweet maiden, may we see each under again through a medium of starlight for else we have nothing to prevent us from the abyss.

stars are big

need tae shit

im not gay

>>76998340
>why bother knowing anything
bet you're right interesting to talk to

>>76998388
nah it crashed into a star mate

>>76998366
they're djinns

>>76998297
then you would die

hey now, you're an all star

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you're all stars <3

>>76998392
lol

>>76998406
wish I had some

>>76998393
for you

STARS DONT EXIST PEOPLE WAKE UP
THEY ARE PROJECTIONS
THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T EXIST
THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAME

WAKE UP

>>76998392
Good thing I rejectded those runts and have an intelligent gf then, isn't it?

stars are a jewish conspiracy

I think you lads are confused

It's not as deep as what the star is made up of or what it emits

I've never slept with a girl who knows that stars are other suns with their own system of planets.

They don't even know that basic fact, it's astonishing. I wouldn't expect them to know the fine details.

>>76998391
>moderately intelligent people are autists

keep telling yourself that. will help you sleep you below average runt

>>76998443
weirdo

*sharts*

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>>76998438
you might be on to something

>>76998443
>I've never slept with a girl who knows that stars are other suns with their own system of planets.
same

stars are giant balls of flaming gas suspended in the atmosphere

that's as far as I'm going to look into the matter

now please SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STARS

Had fish n chips from an Italian place today

>>76998443
I'm sure they do know, it's just that they'd rather not seem like a smart arse cunt

radiation sickness is where youre body doesnt produce white blood cells so it starts rotting and decomposing while youre still alive

>>76998459

woah...

Might tell the missus a star is a burning ball of gas and then trap her under the blankets with a malt liquor fart.

>>76998453
Nice to see a return to normality. God bless

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>>76998266
there's no such thing haha..

>>76998461
>suspended in the atmosphere
cut that bit out

>>76998461
bait

>>76998443
this pains me
>>76998461
not suspended in any atmosphere and not consisting of flames

so basically you're completely wrong

>>76998438
jews are just standing really far away and shining torches back at the earth

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>>76998465

>>76998443
females are a jewish conspiracy
none of them have are conscious and all seemingly intelligent actions are scripted events

>>76998443
hang on a sec, if stars are suns why are they so small?

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>>76998461
>stars are giant balls of flaming gas suspended in the atmosphere

>>76998109
ganbatte

stars? more like sharts lmoa

texting all the girls I know about stars

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>>76998461
>suspended in the atmosphere

the atmosphere of a vacuum?

stars are all the dead people who have ever died on earth looking down on us

>>76998501
So THIS is the world famous British banter I keep hearing about...

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>>76998464
>british people are afraid of appearing smart

my willy: blue giant
your willy: brown dwarf

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was a very big pic of stars

uhhhh HOL UP don't you need oxygen for a fire???!!
#STAYWOKE

>>76998443
ive never slept with a girl periopd

>>76998532
whoa.......

>>76998526
>blue giant
id me a doctor about that mate

CAUSE I'M FLEXING RARIS
SKRT

stars are basically when you do a fart and light it on fire times a million and it's constant farts and constant fire

you're all absolute stars x

*sharts out a massive fusion reaction out of me arse*

>>76998532
so woke
eyes wide open

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gimme gf frmo gf shop

might message a few girls and ask them if they know what the concept of red shift and blue shift mean for the extended timeline of the universe and the proximity of relative galaxies

>>76998532
you do

>>76998570
>>76998570
>>76998570

new

I don't retain knowledge I don't need

stars is part of that

need more room for relevant information

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>>76998531
WOW THE UNIVERSE IS AMAZING AND HUGE

>>76998568
umm is that like what flavor the planets are??

>>76998594
miss him 2bh why isnt he on TV anymore

>>76998591
hat