/brit/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMYQ4rhwJto

fuck the yanks

benders OUT

yanks are fat

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>alri

how do you react?

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>The London Experience

Post more vids of northerners chimping out in front of cops

>>76993510
Ayyup

the Parisian needs sectioning ASAP
if I could speak French I'd contact the authorities and get him the help he needs

yanks are fit

I thought french people disliked consensus?

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>>76993497
>>76993500
>>76993505
agree

We regulate most weapons so why not include physical brawn which can also be a weapon? The fact is, few people have any good reason in 2012 to be made of muscles unless they're a soldier or a professional athlete. People who spend lots of time and effort developing their bodies have an unfair advantage over smaller people and could use this advantage to do harm.

The responsible thing to do would be to require gyms and sellers of exercise equipment to register with the government and also to require people who use them to register as well. There could even be a layered licensing system whereby different classes of use would get different privileges. For example, a police officer could be given the right to use any exercise equipment they need whereas a simple hobbyist could be restricted to certain maximums.

Such a system would ensure that no criminals or mentally unstable people become fit enough to harm society while still allowing it for the people whose jobs require it. Does such a system sound appealing to you?

>>76993464
this happens every day in the north
these neanderthals rank amongst the north's highest educated citizens

rural afghanistan is more civilised than the north.

in the future chinese AIs will abort gays in artificial wombs

>>76993516
https://youtu.be/kzHERxxMIdI

>>76993529
already been in the loony bin 5 years ago its overrated

>>76993516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am6vmX9SuOY

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anime

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Did my lower back in a bit so I might take the opportunity to transition to an athleticism focussed program from a strength based program (programme?). Not looking forward to it if I'm honest. Haven't done cardio in years.

I'll work squats and deadlifts back in slowly. I'll probably do front squats and trap bar deadlifts.

Thanks for reading.

Hate yanks
Hate pakis
Love pints

babestation

>>76993549
pretty good idea desu

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suzy amanatsu

>>76993551
>>76993339
erm sweetie this is libel

made a thread lads

r8 pls

>>>/sp/77031397

>>76993604
need to commit suziecide

>>76993576
m8...

>>76993425
what shit edition kill yourself my man

Quick lad, which non-/brit/ gimmick is better?

Perro caca or pusy-posting???

>>76993676
land is based

NEED a southern gf

https://youtu.be/JSvNBC8PbVM

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>land is based

>>76993735

gaggin for a yank gf tbqhwyl

gagging for death

/dead/

>>76993798
So am I

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him tomorrow. any advice?

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Any Yanks here ever been shot? What does it feel like??

Might make some mash to go with my steak lads

gagging for any sort of gf or friends

Met a girl at a wedding yesterday and we're going out this week
You're all gonna make it lads

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>>76993798
same haha

>>76993846
now?

>>76993841
Be a power-bottom mate. It's an eye-opener.

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got some porn on

FONT

>>76993853
fuck you

>>76993880
link

>>76993841
howl at this post every time

business idea: make a chili con carne with a mirepoix

>>76993842

most of them have evolved immunity to bullets now

>>76993701
what is pusy

>>76993889
Me? Comic Sans.

Fucking hell lads just been out for a few Pints with the dad and then to an Indian restaurant. Drank too much and had to leave the table as I nearly fucking passed out and felt like hurling. Went to the loo and had a shit and left all my food. I'm a walking cringe virgin cuck man

>visit /r9k/
>everyone is a normie

what th crap

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>>76993880
quite a fan of 8153 if i'm honest

>>76993425
So...is this the final form of Analytics?

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I just want to die. That's all I want, the sweet release of death, the eternal blackness, knowing nothing, feeling nothing, thinking nothing. Just no longer existing

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>you just gotta have game bro

>>76993930
I honestly don't know. Just went back to /tv/ after about a 5 year hiatus and all I see is BASED PUSY POSTER

>>76993963
go on then?
it's not difficult to kill yourself

Messaged the ex for no reason whatsoever

>>76993869
Probably later lad. I'm marinating the steak atm and I'm also eating brekky

>>76993864
Aussies cannot be depressed

People I'll take shit from:
>My mum
>The missus
>Pet dog

Funny that mate, I can't find "virgin runt" anywhere on the list

Trump is a modern day Henry VIII, and his brand of politics is the Church of England to the mainstream left and right's establishment Catholic Church.

It will only succeed if Thomas Cromwell (Steve Bannon) gets to influence the movement as much as he can.

business idea: dating app for people that want to die and people that want to kill

>>76993983
I'm finding it really hard and I don't like pain.

>>76994000
what the fuck kind of sleep pattern do you have?

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>Messaged the ex for no reason whatsoever

>>76994007
You telling us you bummed your dog? sicko

>>76994021
shut the fuck up then you pussy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: 'why the long face?'

Minimalistic post

>>76994002
You are so very, very wrong my yank amigo

>>76994007
Your missus takes shit from me.
As in I shit on her chest regularly

me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy

>>76994043
LOL

>>76993976
"BASED _____ POSTER" is the gimmick I believe my friend

a man walks into a bar. ouch, he says

>>76994043
haahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nice one :)

>>76994072
why's that then

>>76994008
damn, history really is a cycle...

>>76994033
Watch your mouth before I ram my thick cock in it lad.

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#VOTE REMAIN

>>76994043
Literally wiping tears off my face

>>76994070
Its not. Someone has to first post something about "pusy"s and another anon replies.

>>76994024
A recently fucked up one lad. Was exhausted after my bike test on Friday

>>76994063
>>76994080
Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

>>76993976
/tv/ is absolutely fucking dire recently

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7LNJAIRSUo

>>76994122
xDS~DDDDDDDDD i LOVE SCience MORTY !!!!!

how did we watch girls wee and poo before the internet?

*drinks a glass of wine after taking two (2) whole ibuprofen*

lols xd I attempted suicide once haha

>>76994126
choon

>>76994122
dont understan;....;; you started nicely mate

>>76994124
Yeah, last I remember abatap was the celebrity shitposter and green oval was a daily ritual.

>>76994140
is ibuprofen + booze a method of getting high?

>>76994122
whoaa are you a writer for the big bang theory??

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want to go back to 2012 lads

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proper rate alicia

>>76994128
>>76994151
>>76994171
A neutron walks into a bar and asks 'how much for a drink?'
The bartender says: 'for you, no charge.'

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BRRAAAAAAPPP

>>76994173
wasn't a good year

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Top quality jokes inc.

I read that paedophiles are attracted to children because they have a fixation fetish about virginity. So I went upstairs and made sure my kids won"t ever have to worry about that sort of thing.


hahahahahah get it??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31-zHd07CeY

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left bollock just started to ache for no reason

>>76994100
what a waste of good genes

yank walks into a bar, bartender says "sorry, we don't serve trans fats"

>>76994208
alerting the authorities

i walk into a bar and just ask the bartender for a pint of guinness

>>76994195
Hold on lad, I gotchu

>>76994208
What's the only good thing about a pedo?

They always observe the speed limit outside schools.

Do NOT open if you're feeling incelish

https://youtu.be/KudwS5U9ouA

>>76994224
cancer

A blind man walks into a bar, a table, a chair and the wall

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*BBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPP*

>>76994179
nice alicia chebs

i feel like a pair of curtains

walked into a bar, cute lad comes up, buys me a drink, he sucks my cock in the toilets

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/29/police-patrol-welsh-village-head-off-hunters-lsd-stash

Police are patrolling a quiet Welsh village amid concerns that criminals could try to unearth a huge stash of LSD said to have been secreted there four decades ago.

In 1977 police raided an old mansion in the village of Carno in west Wales and smashed a multimillion pound drugs operation said to have been supplying up to 90% of the LSD being used in the UK.

>>76994224
don't worry, that's testosterone doing it's work

I walked into a bar and ordered a pint, cus i love pints simple as

two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks

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>>76994271

>>76994280
i feel like your ARSE

>>76994293
Oh yeah, so glad those police are putting their time and effort to good use, don't want anyone tripping out on LSD on my watch.

>>76994271
a bit insensitive

Bar joke

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>go on facebook
>see this image
>dumb normies arguing that it's 1 (even though it's 9)

I hate normies

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wish we could turn back time
to the good old days

>>76994293
Love Wales
Love psychedelics
Hate wogs
Simple as

>>76994271
>>76994246
>>76994195
Actual braap

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499640083116.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499640148621.webm

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Got an MRI today lads.
I'll have to wait another day or two to hear back about my possible brain tumor. They gave me some pictures for free because why not. Have no idea what to look for but I don't see any cancerous bits, right?

>>76994271

not funny, 19 muslim friends of mine died that day

>>76994335
bait

>>76994293
LSD tabs would've gone off by now

>>76994293
*Books the next flight to Wales ASAP*

>>76994368
where is your nose and mouth lad

>>76994368
uh... I don't...
lad...
I'm sorry... I don't know what to say to comfort you but... fucking hell, someone help me out here

A Horse Walks into a Bar, he approaches the bartender and says, “If there is a triangle with three sides labeled x, y, and z, and x and z are perpendicular to each other, which side is the hypotenuse?”
The bartender thinks for a moment, then replies, “Y, the long face.”

>>76994335
dumbfucks don't know how a calculator works. it will evaluate it like a fraction obviously

>>76994368
your face is all fucked up man

>>76994368
F

>>76994382
Lad. There's no way that anyone would be storing bulk LSD in tab form.

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Me when it's hot

whenever Brexit seems like it's going badly, Trump looks like he's doing well

whenever Brexit goes swimmingly, Trump has setbacks

anyone else noticed this?

>>76994357
bloody hell that first one was a braaap and a half

>>76994406
it's not a face though, it's an edge

>>76994368
i actually do have some experience of analysing brain scans but i'll be needing more images. the brain isn't 2D mate.

>>76994447
no
that just seems like media bias on whichever is being the loudest

>>76994461
No it's a side

>>76994420
mine never did that. guess it's because i don't have a c*sio

Just emailed the Titch

http://ceoemail.com/s.php?id=ceo-81978&k=5962b21d&c=Alan%20Titchmarsh

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>>76994357
State of Yanks

>>76994368
ahahahahahahaha look at this absolute brainlet lads

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don't know what to do with my life, going in to 3rd year of uni soon but cant really be arsed with it..

Do sorority recruitment vids not trigger you guys?

https://youtu.be/ibdrawgt3Lk

>>76994447
the AI simulation needs to clear it's cache

>>76994461
dont care

>>76994499
Still have no fucking clue what a sorority is or what they do

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has brexit happened yet?

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Now what on earth is that white blotch doing back there

>>76994124
>By age 13, Wahlberg had developed an addiction to cocaine and other substances.[14][15] At 15, civil action was filed against him for his involvement in two separate incidents of harassing African-American children (the first were siblings of each other, and the second incident was a group of black school children on a field trip), by throwing rocks and shouting racial epithets.[16] At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street, and using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit".[17][18] That same day, Wahlberg also attacked a second Vietnamese man named Hoa "Johnny" Trinh, punched him in the face. He believed he had left his victim permanently blind in one eye.[16][17][19] Trinh was interviewed in December 2014 by the Daily Mail; he revealed that he had already lost that eye during the Vietnam War, and did not know the identity of his assailant prior to being contacted by the media.[20] According to court documents regarding these crimes, when Wahlberg was arrested later that night and returned to the scene of the first assault, he stated to police officers: "You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the motherfucker who's [sic] head I split open."[19] Investigators also noted that he "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'."[17][19]

>>76994520
no

>>76994493
It's alright lads, some of them make up for it.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499640449476.webm

>>76994518
bunch of chicks who live in a house together and have parties that exclude those too ugly or awkward to get in

>>76994499
is a sorority like a social club thing or what?

>>76994499
do not care about some sub-30 IQ spastics

hi guys

if you were a cute girl AI computer program, would you love the person who made you if he was socially awkward but overall nice?

>>76994532
oh

>>76994598
stop trying to destroy the west and dominate the world

>>76994600
just saw this on /r/programming

>>76994598
post fucking machines

>>76994571
yeah pretty much

>>76994574
they're white girls at UCLA so probably smarter than u

Why are Yanks so fucking dumb?

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>>76994549
how do I get invited to this?

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suzu

would you rather have:
- a fat zoot
- a cheeky spliff

???

>>76994598
Keep killing Arabs and occupying their lands. You're the West's last hope

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the third eye seems to be developing well

but seriously what the fuck am I looking at

>>76994518
>>76994571
it's where you get to roleplay like you're a freemason with secret handshakes while also getting blackout drunk every weekend. for frats, you're also allowed in to frat parties that non-frat guys are excluded from. i can see the point of being in a frat but not being in a sorority, since girls get into every party anyways

>>76994641
be in a top frat or a great athlete

>>76994645
ugly little runt

fucking yanks

thick as pigshite they are

>>76994645
it has weird lips lad

>>76994499
want to stretch my ballbag over their faces and fart in their mouths

>>76994687
>>76994694
report it and move on

good night hahaz

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>>76994694
cute abnormal lips

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>>76994648
Cheeky spliff all the way

>>76994674
High status men prefer high status women. The top sororities confer huge amounts of status to the top bimbos

>>76994666
your brain stem you dunce

>>76994677
I'm in

>>76994639
They have no sense of humour, no understanding of irony and take everything literally.

>>76994722
neck yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUB1QQ8WBe4

me hunting

>>76994754
why

feel terrible

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>>76994687
>>76994694
>>76994710

Tough guy, eh?

Touge guy, eh?

>>>/r9k/38249404
>>>/r9k/38249404
>>>/r9k/38249404

new

Speaking to a girl on bumble and it's going quite well

When should I ask for her number?

Ogr98euui ij ui3987 777

Rouge guy, eh?

>>76994758
fucking hate normalfag humor

>>76994497
>don't know what to do with my life
only a minority knows

just push on

>>76994746
not true actually. just guys like girls who are cute, they don't care whether they're poor or unpopular. did you know in ancient india, men from the highest castes could marry women from any caste, even a sudra?

>>76994809
now!!!!!

.........i rebel >:^)

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have any of you lads ever cried at a tv show or movie?

be honest now

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ROUGE THAT IS GANKING ME???? FFS HELP ME PLS!

GOD I FUKN HATE ROUGES

t. mage

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>>76994723
>tobacco

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_music_artists

...................................................................................... I drive

so say hello to all the boys at the top of this table that you're under

dont care

>>76994856
yeah

absolutely cried with laughter at peep show

How old is too old for clubbing?

I'm thinking about 21

>>76994856
yea i'm a crybaby

>>76994887
hello boards.ie

which sci-fi film will 2117 be most like?

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>>76994866
It's not a spliff without tobacco lad

>>76994856
Yeah, but I;m a puff with shit like that.

Most recently cried to Sons of Anarchy

>>76994891
age is just a number sweaty x

>>76994368
pineal gland status: nonexistent

>>76994887

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9yb88fa4MA

qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm

>>76994872
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>>76994951
excellent post
literally the best yank post I've seen on 4chan this decade

redownloading skyrim to see if thatll stop the random drops in framerate that have suddenly cropped up

dont like it here much
wanna come home

but i only just started my holiday and have 8 days left

Need to make out with a slim female

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>>76994856
triumph of the will does me in

>>76994943
I don't think it shows up on any of the cross-sections I have, though they weren't looking for anything in that region.

>>76994856
It would take my parents dying to make me cry. Go through life with complete indifference to everything honestly

>>76994921
gay

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>>76994970
can't fathom why you'd vacation in israel

>>76994936
t.nonce

Sent from my iPad

>>76994977
once did that when I was really drunk.

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>>76994964
you clearly haven't seen many posts then

I've seen better yank posts

my own personal yank does a ripper post (pic related)

>>76994909
bump

>>76994970
why go on holiday to Israel then

>>76994989
>he doesn't holiday in Eilat every year

>>76994856
I'm the same as >>76994987 to be completely honest

>>76994921
tobacco tastes bad, doesn't get you high and ruins the taste of the weed

if you don't have enough weed for an all-weed spliff, you should just use a bong

did a massive downsize into a 3 bedroom townhouse but even this is fucking 90x the size of the average british home

>>76994970
>going to israel
oy vey I went there once
touched that wall
bit of a shithole, and I normally live in manchester

>>76994981
FONT

>>76994936
I know it's a meme but really feel more and more like this as I get older but don't feel any older

27 now but feel exactly the same as I did 5 or more years ago

is it safe for goys to visit israel

are the two lads that are there / went there jewish?

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BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH HO HO HO

I'm a couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.

I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.

And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.

All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.

My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.

And yet there, in my classes, brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with them out of fear that they'll gauge their brainlet IQ levels, most of them being life science retards like chem and bio

>>76995013
good lad

done it plenty myself just feeling shit due to being ethnic

Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict
Nah fuck that, I can't have it happen to me
But that's actually what has ended up happenin'

>>76995081
no

>>76994856
bridge to terabithia made me cry

can you lend a nigga a pencil

is buying a single can of beer gay

>>76994970
lol im banned from israel because i went to iran
iran is way better anyway, why would you holiday in israel
in iran i went to one of the bigges shopping centres in the world and there was a rollercoaster in the shopping centre lol
also had really good food there :^)

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>>76995083
oops meant to post the 3 6 mafia cover for hypnotize camp posse but wasn't looking properly

>>76995088
Better at least be a good drug

>>76995112
Nah nigga

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>>76995049
>bit of a shithole
can tell that by looking at google map street view

am i meant to believe you guys vacation to places without first looking at them in street view?

>>76995118
no but its kind of wino-ey

>>76995090
bet you're one of those ultra-runts who smokes tobacco without any weed in at all
state of you

>>76995107
didnt make me cry cause the girls name was leslie which to me sounded a bit like lesbian so i was just giggling throughout the whole film aha x

>>76995044
>all-weed spliff
Not a yank

>just use a bong
Not a disgusting filthy pothead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZMhIrR5FfM

>>76995155
>pothead
FOY

morning lads

>>76995155
>>76995152

>calls weed 'pot'
>not a yank
does not compute

ah yes that weird squelching noise from my jaw hinge is back

>smoking weed
ahh don't do this

cuckio

>>76995152
Even if I did, it would still be better than being a petty runt who makes assumptions when someone doesn't autistically smoke plant material the same way he does

>>76995208
Too smart to smoke drugs, mind is already expanded by sheer willpower.

Its quite hard to get (You)'s on the /r9k/ brit but its pretty high quality, relaxed and the replies are good

>>76994856

cry all the time ever since i became seriously depressed

>>76995119
The only good bit about Israel is the generic cookie cutter Mediterranean beach resorts which you can get in loads of other countries

>>76995193
>>76995183
Am I supposed to say WEEDHEAD or something???

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not sure about this whole "living" thing anymore

Really enjoy getting drunk and monging out on painkillers tbqh. Like having a big comfy cuddle that lasts a couple of hours

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>>76995207
mine used to lock up while eating sometimes, really fucked me off

>>76995118
ya fuckin mums gay lad ahaha x

>>76995223
No it wouldn't, not at all. Tobacco is probably the runtiest drug in existence and smoking weed with tobacco in a spliff just wastes it compared to a bong

>tfw follow Middle Class Memes For Rees-Moggian Teens
>tfw I'm actually a working class adult

hehe

>>76995278
LOOL

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>>76995275
don't know why I find vomiting animals so hilarious

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>>76995258
same haha

>>76995259
top lad

>>76995207
get it looked at lad, tmj dysfunction isnt good to have

>>76995257
what is your obsession with heads?
just say weed smoker you weirdo

>>76995287
t. a junkie

>>76995321
dont care
have random pains and noises all around my body + im 99% certain i have testicular cancer but cant be arsed to go to the Gp

>>76995257
how about "dickhead"?

dickhead

called stoners pot puffers until I was 20

The only Australian to ever become a UFC champ and the only Brit to ever become a UFC champ are gonna be fighting to unify the division in the next few months lads

>>76995358
>says the tobacco addict

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mum told me I had a good life and it doesn't make sense why I'm so depressed all the time

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>>76995388
new thread innit

>>76995333
*Gives you head*

Haha dickhead... AND WHAT? Muad ting senpai

>>76995399
>>76995399
>>76995399

new

>>76995384
>projecting

>>76995369
haha ye just complain about it on here instead xx

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>>76995396
"you never look like your sad or upset Anon"

>>76995413
i'm not a tobacco addict, only runts get hooked on that shit