you die, now you have to choose a country of latam to reborn

>>76988438
Easy.
USA.

>>76988527
LOS

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>>76988527
this.

i choose califas

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>>76988438

>>76988438
Be born here again

>>76988438
>m*jico
why?

>>76989024
is near to los estados

>>76989280
but it's a shithole

el judío akjajajajjajsj

>>76989377
but the north of mexico is a hundred times better than the south (don't even talk about their neighbors)

>>76989509
>falling for the mexico is white poster
the best areas of mexico are the center and yucatan, the north is a cartel infested shithole

>>76989575
Nuevo león looks nice tho

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>despiertas en culiacan sinaloa

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>>76989575
Are you retarded?

Did Colombia just called Mexico a Cartel infested land?

wEw

You have to live here to know, also, I might be visiting Colombia soon, family is from Cartagena

>>76988438
Somalia

>>76988438
Indian. wanna rape girls I want anytime anywhere

If i'd die and woke up in Mejico estaria chambiando por centavos. Also I'd try Chile; wanna see las torres del Paine

>>76990000
>family is from Cartagena
Are you black? I'm not him but there are no cartels here, just lots of small scale traffickers. nice quads btw

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>>76990000
we have no carteles anymore, only some criminal groups who can't even be called carteles, and even in the time we had them we only had two, and only had real influence in some departments

>>76990044
dios te salve

Uruguay tbqhwyl

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Amigos, i can't wait to move to this country in a few weeks and drown in pussy. lets do this!

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>>76988438
Perú, so I can join the ranks of the PeruANO master race and cleanse myself of subhuman wh*te blood

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>>76990144
No, I'm actually Lebanese xd

>>76990530
nice. Have a good time lad :)

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>>76990148
Ok, we have cartels, but they are not the same as a few decades ago, now they are institutions, they stopped being guerrilla-like groups who fought for power and are now a branch of the same gov, they have bilateral support from the US and Mexico

The zetas and other groups are just teenage boys who want to see how machos they are

>>76990573
Thanks bro, I can't wait any longer

Chile, Uruguay or my own country.

>>76988438
I kill myself.

Mexico or Colombia.

I'm from the States and this is my first time in Mexico. While I haven't wandered too far off the beaten path, I've loved the short time I've so far had in CDMX.

Planning to return either here or to Bogota next summer to take some Spanish lessons and mess around more on Tinder.

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>>76993152
why not now? aren't you already in one?

>>76988438
Mexico again...

We are the best Latin American country by far, the rest are just soulless waste lands.

>>76988438

Uruguay, easy

High standard of living, southern cone, legal pot, beautiful beaches, vibrant culture and architecture

>>76993093
This

>>76993279
> Uruguay
> culture..

Can you tell me about that magnificent Uruguayan culture please??
Never heard of it.

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>>76993452


t. mexican intellectual

>>76993248
>Latin American country

Mexico, cause I don't like the rest of Latin America.
>>76993265
This

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>>76993741
yes, and?
>España y Portugal
>not Latin American countries

the southern cone obviously

>>76993512
>That disgusting shit who is popular in many south american cunts.

>culture

What can you expect of yanks really, you would never know what real culture is.

>>76993265
>mexican intellectuals

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>>76993917

Quebec of course

>>76993265
>We are the best Latin American country by far
gr8 b8 m8

>>76994225
in some aspects he's right, but not in most of them

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>>76993265
>the rest are just soulless waste lands.
Who do you think you're fooling?

>>76994708
>we wuz spanishits and shiettt
kek

>>76994644
mm no

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>>76994786
What? Do you think your country is 100% Aztec or something?

>>76988438
Costa Rica.

Best health care in the region, low population, Nicaraguan maids, hot girls.

>>76994894
Delete all images of Mexico you have right now, larper faggot.

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>>76995507
>Post all images of Mexico you have right now!

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>>76995561

>>76995469
colombia has the best healthcare in latam

>>76995647
fucking lol son, proofs?

>>76995672
16 of the best 44 hospitals in the whole region are located in colombia
http://rankings.americaeconomia.com/2016/clinicas/ranking

>>76995744
doesn't mean jackshit. The best cunts to live in Latam are Panama and CR by a landslide

>>76988438
If I can't choose Chile, I say Argentina or Panama

>>76995854
ok tell me another measure for healthcare then

>>76988438
France

>>76995896
% of the population covered could be a good starting point

>>76994644
>in some aspects
they are only better than us in turism

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>>76995593

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>>76988631

>>76996091
why the fuck would you care about that, you only have to care about having your own healthcare, fuck off socialist

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>>76996180

>>76995896
Coverage and accessibility.

USA has the best universities in the world, but PISA scores rate the population as "average" instructed, just above the developing nations.

The bulk of your list is made by Colombia, Brazil, and Chile, who, funny enough, are the most unequal countries in the region.

>>76996358
are you stupid. I'm no leftist. If the bulk of the population could afford decent healthcare it wouldn't be as shitty as it is. Long story short, it's not as good as you seem to believe

>>76996358
That's why I choose Costa Rica. It's still underdeveloped but it at least attempts to have an universalist approach without the labor market link common in the failed welfare states of Latin America.

>>76996479
you're right mexibro

>>76988438
Peru. Internet told me that there are "magic" places, touristic places aré epic.

>>76996693
>If the bulk of the population could afford decent healthcare it wouldn't be as shitty as it is.
that has 0 fucking sense, how the fuck the accessibility is related in any way with how good the healthcare is, with those standards cuba has the best healthcare of the region then
>inb4 le cuban healthcare is good meme

>>76996829
universalism is communism

Easy. The USA.

Uruguay or Panama seem like the least shitty.

ChiChiChile, Argentina o Paraguay

>>76993512
Mate is fucking disgusting, I went through all the effort of buying mate and a gourd + straw all for it to taste like shitty hay.

>>76990306
where are you moving to?

>>76996693
Panama has no better healthcare than Colombia by lookin at his health indicators (worse maternal and infant mortality than Colombia, for one).

Panama is still quite average on many aspects.

>>76988438
Uruguay

>>76997792

I like how you know what hay tastes like, anon

Uruguay seems nice. Is it?

lol los colombianos y mexicanos defendiendo su país como si fueran la cima del desarrollo de latinoamerica.

Por esto los gringos piensan que toda la región es una mierda.

>>76988438
Chile

>>76995469
I approve.

>>77002891

>los gringos piensan que toda la región es una mierda.

can you blame us? Mexico is literally our neighbor

>>77002968
Es cierto que Costa Rica es mucho mas avanzado que Honduras, Guatemala y El Salvador y que nos llevan aprxomadamanente 50 años de desarrollo?

I'd stay where i am.

My city is comfy.

>>76988438
LOS

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ESTADOS

>>76988438
Switzerland

>>77003045
Al menos puedo salir a la calle sin miedo a que me secuestren o me disparen, y si me pasa algo tengo un sistema de salud funcional.

>>77003039
Nah, but admittedly you have the shittiest parts right next to your border.
Mexico in general isn't a complete hellhole, it's just a below average place.