Why are Germans so fucking weird?

>>76982373
g*rmans are subhuman

>>76982373
and very violent.They are fucking archaic sick fucks.

The worst are those creepy, analytical Germans who try to apply their scientific method to everything.

>>76982373
Why do Brits have a massive inferiority complex and sport bad teeth? Questions over questions...

>>76982542
like merkel?

>>76982608

No Merkel is more of a woman than a man and women aren't analytical

They were unable to pass the Turing test.

I love Germany

>>76982747
subhuman

>>76982373
Germans don't have their own will.

It's always a non-German telling them what to do.

>>76982708
>Merkel is more of a woman than a man

meh

>>76982747
>I love Germany
you are Germany

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Why is there so much shit-flinging on this board?

>>76982918
>Based Bavaria

worst poster on this board

even Berkay is better

>>76982373
I'm always creeped out talking to Germans, I honestly don't know what it is.. they are just fucking off slightly.

Also anyone ever notice how German girls have like an eye obsession? I've had like a dozen German girls stare at my eyes from a distance when they didn't think I was looking at them.. I always figured it was because they are blue but different tone than what they usually see there or something..

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>>76982373
genetics

>>76983156
thats called eye contact
>autism

>>76983198
Lel

>>76983198
No, trust me it's different. I'm not even talking about in conversations, I've been on planes sitting next to German girls and I can see them looking up at my eyes during the course of a flight when they think I can't see them in my peripheral. Or when someone else is having a conversation in a group I see them looking at my eyes.

Because they cant comunicate and they need to be told what to do.

Like a retarded robot.

>>76983288
they want your cock, anon

>>76982373
They make decent cars, but I don't get my they need to keep trying to put their finger up your arsehole.

>>76983288
>germans
>eye contact

They stare because you are so full of shit your eyes are brown.

They have a trade surplus and construct the policy of the union so that this is maintained and they try to cover it up while it is detrimental to the union's economy
They are the real joos

>>76983335
That crossed my mind but it doesn't really make sense, I'm slightly overweight but tall, not really exactly good looking either. It's just the eyes they want.

>>76983405
Are you jewish by any chance?

>>76983453
Not at all

>>76983405
>fat
>bad looking
that's a little hint for the reason why people might stare at you

>>76983043
? How did I hurt you

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>>76983405
>Iam a fat landwhale
>ppl stare at me because of my eyes

>>76983733
I said slightly, most people wouldn't know, I'm 6'3 and 220.. I'd like to be about 200.

>>76984630
>220
GIGAFETTI WHAT GOES

Why are Germans?

>>76984766
They
just
do

>>76982373
because g*rmongrels are lowly serfs

>>76985031
fug DDD:

Has ever a people so undeniably evil walked the Earth as the German people?

>>76985217
maybe MAYBE ghengis khan

>>76985217
If there was no third reich you wouldn't think that. That was just one fauxpas, okay?

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>>76984766
What is being even?

>>76985393
>what is the Great War

inb4 not our fault

>>76982373
Nah it's just that everyone thinks we are weird. Every time I meet a new foreigner I pretend to be swiss or something.
Then I'm suddenly a perfectly fine human being. Everyone laughs about my jokes, no one stares at me in disgust and no one insults me.
Fucking hate to be born with this nationality. It's a curse.

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>>76985217

>this fucking thread
ummm, racist much?

>>76986561
>Brought the world into the industrial revolution
>Ended slavery
>Stopped the evil French and German empires
>Made Fish n' Chips

Nice try Klaus but Anglos are the good guys.

>>76986999
>French empire
>Evil

Umm no sweetie

>>76986999
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/worst-atrocities-british-empire-amritsar-boer-war-concentration-camp-mau-mau-a6821756.html

>>76987182
I wouldn't trust the Indy to give a fair and accurate account of the Boer concentration camps.

Go read a book, Mehmet.

>>76987232
would you consider this more accurate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLhFXIkysk4

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>>76987892
>Lindy Beige
>Doesn't even acknowledge the superiority of the katana

Wouldn't trust that man to know the truth of hot and cold let alone history.

>>76982373

Lonely people I imagine..

As a country, their trauma is unique.

>>76988077

And what truth is there in hot and cold?

or History..

>>76988540
self evident and that Germans are evil

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>>76982708

>>76988077
you should watch the video
Lindy is a British dindu nuffin

>>76983288
post eyes

because we the best

>>76991027
how the fuck did you acces the internet?

>>76982542
Yeah. I know what you're talking about. It's like they are robots with no feeling.

>>76991256
They are growing economically. Get with the times grandpa.

>>76988468
lolwut

>>76991426
tfw no Somalian high speed internet

>>76982542

I LOVE GERMANY

>>76982373
why do you subhuman pile of shit create this thread every day?

>>76991027
do you personally know the Tasmanian devil?

>>76992902
Eat donkey dick, Mehmet

>>76982569
>massive inferiority complex
>from a GERMAN
H O W L I N G
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>>76982373
American relatives, it's a cosmic backlash. We are shit so they must also be shit. Also you will be shit for the same reasoning.

>>76982569
>massive inferiority complex
Umm they are arguably some of the most arrogant people. Where do you think we got it from?

>>76983288
They thought America was mostly white and stare at you because they are amazed at your darkness ugliness. Deep down they want to through you out the cabin door

>>76983288
She was just non-bindingly studying you. I also do that sometimes.