/asean/

Keris vs Kujang, which one will win?

Fuck Philippines and Filipinos

>>76981441
pistol

>>76981441
Silat

>>76981441
They both are bad tier for fighting.
They only for muh aesthetic.

Btw, can kujang be filled with genies like keris do?

your mom

>>76981536
Are those genies even real? In Civ V those keris swordsmen are actually capable of getting overpowered mystical powers.

>>76981785
Of course they're real

>>76981785
My grandpa used to have one.
But he just put it on cupboard and never wash it at first of Muharram.
One day it make a noise and then it just disappeared.

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The guardian of Keris Taming Sari

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taming_Sari

>>76981856
>One day it make a noise and then it just disappeared.
he got robbed bro. hes in denial with all these superstition

>>76981882
I'll wield my keris she can guard if you know what I mean
>>76981919
Maybe, I was a little kid when he told me the story.

>>76981785
>>76981836
>>76981856
It always amazes me how superstitious SEAsians are. Even lots of young people are. I know several indos, singaporeans and malaysians, most of them believe in ghosts and spirits and shit, even some who were born here. Like ridiculous obviously fake ghost stories.

Why is that? I wouldn't consider most of them to be stupid people.

>>76982008
Because they're real?

>>76982023
>>76981993
>>76981836
>>76981536
How to trap djinn in bottle and force him to fulfill my wishes?

>>76982085
Masturbate and pray to the Jinn

Can a bomoh send santau to someone if I tell him the IP address?

>>76982008
because most of them are stupid people

>>76982023
pls teach me how to make a homunculus so I can be rich

>>76982008
Personally, i believe in these things but never actually seen one. but if theres one thing i learned is everyone has different frequency in their mind for example how people whos prone to fear is most likely to see ghostlike figures in their minds or how ppl imagine things to appear in the dark they so afraid of. but the ghost stories are mostly superstition and prolly fake tho

>>76982119
Just copy the post number and tell bomoh to santau the guy/girl(guy) behind the post la.

>>76982085
Fool, jinns here just eat you alive you're looking for the MENA jinns

>>76982215
I was a penakut (timid?) when I was in primary school but after going to boarding school I shake of my fear of ghost. You know, when you have to go to the toilet alone in the middle of night at the end of block without anyone accompanying you in dark, you get used to it.

>>76981856
Someone stole it? Your grandpa sell it at the pawn shop? A cat eat it?
Come on it can't because the genie went 'merajuk.'

>>76982008
I don't believe all of it at all. Some people just simply believe what the masses are believing in order to be received in that society. What began as a reasoning without logic has become the widely received belief that has rooted deep into the subconsciousness of the people. Same can be said to religion.

>>76982008
Even the one who born there?
I guess its because we're told about those things since we're kid. And everytime there are some anomaly or imagination, our subconscious make assumptions that those unknown being as the cause.
But how those who never being brainwashed become superstitious?

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Does /asean/ love america?

>>76982417
no

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>>76982085
>>76982115
>>76982206
>>76982217
It's in the middle of the night here guys.
Do we really need to talk about ((((them))))

>>76982417
Depends, can America say the same to /asean/?

Why are Indonesian Jenglot so expensive?

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>>76982449
relax m8 just like>>76982338
& >>76982215
they wont appear if you dont talk/ believe them. they just appear in ur head

>>76982460
Depends what does /asean/ have to offer

>>76982358
guess it was just their parents telling them crazy stories.

>>76982449
don't...look......behind.........you.........................

>>76982549
Fuck you man

>>76982549
sial la post tu
something uneasy bout it eventho i personally don't believe in such things

>>76982586
What do you want? This isn't whitey cocksucking general.

Tidur semua. Walaupun NEET, hidup mesti teratur. Pagi lepas sarapan jangan lupa pergi gym.

After that I think I'm going to Putrajaya Precint 18 Dentist. Apparently according to some blog they do crown too. My teeth start aching (did root canal last year, didn't have the money to do the crown)

>>76982783
I'm at work

>>76982667
Tell me about /asean/ banter culture

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>when the jinns are the ones who control the counterfactuals of freedom

>>76982821
What kind of work?

>>76982890
Mostly it's Pinoys fighting among themselves.

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>>76982783
Yeah man, right on time too. Battery at 10% and I've gotta get to class by 8 so yeah, goodnight /asean/

>>76982907
Hehehe

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>>76982898
>when jinns don't respect my NAP™

/asean/ how do I know if this qt indo guy I know wants my dick?

So I confirmed that I will go to South Korea this September for Seoul and have a templestay. What do you think?

>>76983112
Post pic plox, before the sexpert can make his diagnosis and solution.

>>76983100
At least you can become a Jinn in the afterlife

>>76983134
I think that's wonderful Ines, you be careful now dear <3

>>76983112
Ask him straight up "Oy cunt wanna suck me off, ha?"

>>76983134
Looking for that hot ferret (whatever that gook's name) dick, eh?

>>76982989
Don't report me please. I promise to do no harm in Malaysia (outside is non of your problem right?) xoxo

>>76983134
MKL have beaten you to it.
Ask him what's good there.

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>>76983112
>guy
>wants dicks
Did you mistype it with girl somehow?
If it's girl, she would cling so hard on you. She will seek your attention so hard. Imagine something like "notice me senpai" but more proactive.

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>>76983283
Where is my duit kopi?

ask him

"mas kontol gede gue ini mau diisapin gak udah mau muncrat nih"

>>76983219
But will Jinn society understand the greatest of "The Invisible Hand"™?

>>76983234
Not really. I just want to go because of my renewed interest in the country.

>>76983314
I will ask it then, providing he's awake.

>>76983183
Of me or him? Either way I'm sorry dave, I can't do that. Not posting his face on 4chan. He's qt and I'm handsome, you'll just have to believe me.

>>76983232
could work, could be awkward though

>>76983327
No typos m8. I'm pretty sure he wants dicks. We've talked about how he doesn't consider himself a muslim/doesn't really believe in God anymore, which is a promising sign.

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>>76983368
No. But sometimes when you wake up with ejaculation, it is in fact the work of the Jinn's invisible hand

jinna nick

anuar jinn

>>76983369
He will certainly leap at you and fuck you as soon as you stepped out of the airport.

jinn saidin

>>76983393
Tell him to drop the soap, works every time.

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MerryGinn

are ladybois still legal or did Duterte kill them all too?

jinnal abdillah

>>76983393
Of course, his existence is already heretic in Islam. Why does he need hold his believe in Islam?

>>76983524
You can't kill of bancis. Even army is afraid of them.
I don't even want to meet them even though I would be given money to do so.

>>76983475
I don't even like him romantically, in fact I only cared about his cultural hobbies. On a lesser extent, he's one of the few /asean/one that genuinely cares about me and often gives me replies.

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>>76983426
L-lewd. Why does Jinn have to be that lewd?

So I stalked this ugly girl who confessed to me 2 days ago. Guess what, on her twitter she wrote that a woman must find a husband who must know how to cook, is hardworking, make more money etc etc.

Remember, never settled for a girl just because you pity her. Every girls are crazy so at least find a good looking one.

>>76983517
Is she a girl or a hermaphrodite?

>>76983672
Ahhh, yes. Bantering with third worlders to prove their supremacy, hating women, and lusting after underage, truly worst corean national hobbies. And he called an autist "slut" as a genuine show of care, yes you really deserve him.

You people don't seriously believe in djinn right?
Soon you'll believe that they are posting in this thread even haha, you people are really superstitious lol

>>76983802
girl

in the video he little brother walks in on her masturbating on cam

>>76983734
> Can't cook
> Isn't hardworker
> Don't make monnies
> No ugly girl who confessed to me
Please kill me

Not really though, ugly women are crazy.
https://m.kumparan.com/salmah-muslimah/kisah-julianto-cinta-ditolak-teror-order-gofood-bertindak
>>76983802
Real MFC girl(female)
She's quite popular at /gif/.

>>76983913
N-no
Hahaha
Lol

>>76983884
>he called an autist "slut" as a genuine show of care, yes you really deserve him.
Wanting to be liked by everyone in a non-romantic way doesn't mean slut and indeed I want to have some online friends. I never had romantic love in my whole life and I don't care. I find it hard to have very close friends (IRL or not) particularly as having Asperger.

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>>76983913
I believe the existence of The Invisible Hand™. Is this count?

>>76983913
I wonder who is behind this post.

>>76983942
I agree. I observed that good looking girls often behave much much more nicer.

>>76983995
>I never had romantic love in my whole life and I don't care. I find it hard to have very close friends (IRL or not) particularly as having Asperger.
God, I'm sick of reading this same fucking story for 100th times. He called you a slut and he wants to fuck you, truth. End of story.

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Do you remember Yahoo Messenger?

>>76984043
>>76983942
>>76983734
Usually the one who has good personality and not crazy is ugly duckling girl.

>>76984154
>He called you a slut and he wants to fuck you, truth. End of story.
I am never a slut, when did you even said that? I've been repeating this same story to listen what I said and you refused to listen what I said. Get a load of this guy and no I don't want to fuck this gook.

>>76983720
Jinn feed on sexual energy

>loves food
>loves cooking
>choose Culinary Arts naturally
aaaaAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH WORST DECISION

>>76984154
>Ines arrives at airport
>Forez comes by and takes off her pantsu
>Buries his head in her bush
>Shouts in her pussy "Why are you a slut, dear?!"
>He runs away

>>76984171
never used it t b h f a m

>>76984171
When I was in high school yeah.

>>76984177
Not necessary the ugly, but usually not beautiful either. What I would say as manis.

>>76984479
BUZZZZZZZ

>>76984275
>>Ines arrives at airport
>>Forez comes by and takes off her pantsu
>>Buries his head in her bush
>>Shouts in her pussy "Why are you a slut, dear?!"
>>He runs away

Serious question but I'm planning to go to Seoul with Sarah one of my big sisters. I don't care about Forêt anymore, I'll just go to visit for its authentic Korean culture and nothing more.

Sarah best girl

>>76982460
I love singapore only

>>76984514
No, I mean the ugly duckling girl is something like she was once 'ugly' but growth up to be 'beautiful,' just like ugly duckling who grows up to be beautiful goose.
I also agree that I prefer manis over beautiful though.

>>76984594
Take care sis xoxo

>>76984635
Then you're not welcome here, Donald.

>>76984633
Who's your fav. Malaysian mommy and why is it Nora Danish?

Fasha Sandha la baru betul
Nampak sikit ciri keibuan

Has anyone ever acknowledges me that I'm not a genuine slut but a pure-minded asexual who is forced to do indecent things like camwhoring?

>>76984845
You're like that girl from Emergence.

>>76984883
>that girl from Emergence
Who?

>>76984824
totally forgot about her and had to look up who she was.
but yeah, she's a great mommy too.

Also, HRL, are you ready to take on the burden of being a tripfag?

>>76984845
What's wrong with being a slut? Does it really matter anymore if people online label you as a slut?

>>76985011
>Does it really matter anymore if people online label you as a slut?
I mind and not in a good way. I hate to be labelled as one and I often tend to justify things you guys misunderstands.

>>76984953
It's from baby first ShindoL.

>>76985050
Just embrace it sheesh.

>>76985111
No I will not. Because of my sexually conservative family I will never ever be associated with the word "slut". I am always a pure girl who is forced to do indecent things on /asean/ because of some motherfuckers. Now I will tell you to fuck off.

Is there anything worse than a bisayan?

>>76985154
Watch your language.

>>76985111
Checked

>>76985190
But I feel it is permitted in a 18+ anonymous forum like 4chan, why it does matter?

>>76985223
It makes you sound like a slut, are you a slut?

>>76985154
Jeez what's the big prob, I never called you a slut.

Now I did, great. Just great. What's with the illusion of innocence anyway, all of us do wrong sometimes.

>>76985240
4chan is a forum where anything can be discussed. I repeated millions of times that I'M NOT A SLUT, I'm using swearing to piss you off and listen explicitly WHAT I SAID.

>>76985279
You sound like a real slut right now, I suggest you repent before it's too late.

Seronok la buli budak ni.

Also,
>2.30am
>Weekday
Now /asean/ is active? Where you guys been?

>>76985272
>What's with the illusion of innocence anyway, all of us do wrong sometimes.
The only thing I did wrong in my life before the camwhoring accident is eating pork indirectly while being deceived by food while not knowing it had it, and I forgive myself for it. The camwhoring accident this spring is just me being forced to do it but I'm seriously such a naive girl and I forgive it anyway, it's just that I hide it from anyone else finding out.

>>76985307
Slut slut slut
Who said I'm a slut (I'm not)? I just want to have some friends both in real life and online, not to fuck someone.

>>76985366
I'm at work.

>>76985383
You expose yourself to horny men online for your own sexual gratification, how is that not a slutty thing to do?

>>76985438
>You expose yourself to horny men online for your own sexual gratification, how is that not a slutty thing to do?
It's not even my intention to do, it's someone else who forces me to do. At the time when I came to /asean/, I revealed my identity as MisaoFan and I regretted it for revealing too much info since recently. I hate camwhoring with a passion and my mind is filled with deception. I never lie anything while saying online either.

>>76985394
Where? I need to buy some top-up.

Also, stop bullying best girl Ines.

>>76985491
How can you be deceived to take your clothes off, take a picture of your naked body and upload it by people half the world away from you? Just admit it, you're a slut.

>>76985579
>76985579
I HATE BEING A SLUT, END OF STORY! I AM FORCED TO DO SEXUAL THINGS THROUGH DECEPTION BY MOTHERFUCKERS WHO I SUPPOSED TO BEFRIEND YOU ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT YOU WERE A BUNCH OF CREEPS!!!!!! In the end I often misunderstand things because of my autism, yeah I admit that I did camwhoring but it's never my intention anyways, I was forced through deception (at least in my own eyes and ears).

Only genuine friends on /asean/ to me nowadays is the Britguy that likes anime.

>>76985672
At least you finally admit to being a slut albeit hating it, this will be the first step towards rehabilitation.

fucking homo

>>76985744
>At least you finally admit to being a slut albeit hating it, this will be the first step towards rehabilitation.
Doesn't change the fact that I'm forced to do things from someone else, now cry more, you're such a disgrace to humanity who will never listen that it is not my fault! Please listen that I'm not a slut for myself, just being a tool of someone being used against the good.

>>76985862
So you're a slut for others?

>>76985782
emangnya kamulah yang gemarin homosex wkwkwkwk

>>76985899
No I'm not. How many times did I said I'm not a slut? I never did for myself, I'm just being coerced by some pervert like Merula to upload camwhoring and it's never my idea anyway. I keep getting deceived over time while doing camwhoring that in the end I regretted it. My family hate sexuality with a passion too so I hide that thing to myself fearing that I will get grounded to use Internet anymore.

wakey wakey wagecucks

>>76986628
I never slept

Why are malaxians such bullys?

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keling(malay)-chan just woke up and becoming keling-er (cuter) than ever!

>>76986010
thats why i scold at you many times before don't do what they told you

>>76988669
as long as flip still not becoming malaysia for the peninsular malaysia to exploit
we will continue our traditional way of bullying

>>76985862
>just being a tool of someone
lmao, that's literally what a prostitute is.

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>>76991839
are you a cute boy?

I'm cumming.

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>>76991986
>cum to /asean/ hue men

what a gay thread

>>76992087

I love knives and swords, op posted such cutie... Jesus Chirst, how beautiful that blade is...

>>76992251
it's a dagger

>>76992226
sini tak ada gay
cuma lelaki paling straight je

>>76992355
nampak sangat menipu.

>>76992328
what about keris
it's not a sword by definition and size
it's also not a dagger since there are keris as long as sword (executioner keris)

>>76992436
It's a shamsir

Is the Philippines still fighting IS in their country?
Why did they go PH when there are more suitable and safer muslim countries in SEA ?

>>76993648
christian country = auto target
ph also home to the largest terror org in SEA

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Are ladyboys easier than real girls? I feel like half of them are prostitutes or scammers, but they're qt and usually better at conversations than real girls.

>>76993648
We're the easiest to invade. Looking for suitable invaders now if you know what I mean.

>>76993809
are you rich?

Hadaee mada tawila
Wa ana nahos ana wahala ghzalti
Wa ana nahos ana wahala ghzalti
Wa ana nahos ana wahala ghzalti

>>76994037
No one's going to peg you, Marcos.
Except this guy >>76995671 maybe he'll ravage your boipucci

>>76995933
Wa ana nahos ana wahala ghzalti

Hadaee mada tawila
Wa ana nahos ana wahala ghzalti
Wa ana nahos ana wahala ghzalti
Wa ana nahos ana wahala ghzalti

>>76981441
Spear

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>>76981441
Formic acid aka cuka getah.
>2017
>melee weapons

>>76981354
>>76999157

Post your fedora, fampais!

>>76981459
Yay! I'm liberal too!

>>76993648
Muslims were originally the stronkest in flippers before the spanish helped the christfags take over.

Selamat pagi!

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>>76999240
you're welcome

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>>76999240
Worst animu evah.

So I've been typing captchas since time immemorial so I thought about turning it into a job whenever I'm bored.

I've been making mistakes surely on trick captchas wherein the first/second part of the captcha is either not legible or pure black but the captcha textbox still asks for 2 words to be typed. What the hell should I do with these? I've been typing a single letter to fill it out at least but I think it counts as a mistake. What do?

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>>77000650

forgot pic of my current stat

>>76981354
chink

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pick one to fuck

>>77000815
where are the women?

>>77000815
They'll have to pay me to fuck me.

>>77000680
>0.70 pesos
I earned more than that when I was 16 and wrapping burgers. Are you educated to be poor?

>>77001282

Wow! Who would have thought of this wonderful trivia?

>>76999057
arent these used for plantation?

>>77000815
I have severe yellow fever and still wouldn't fuck any of them

>>77000680

>>77000650
>>77000680
looks like the scam that keeps poping up in my default yahoo webpage

>>77001471

but it's not

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unch

>>77002016
Dia is better.

>>77001401
Yeah to solidify rubber and preserve dead bodies if I'm not mistaken.
Also popular among couples quarrel that ends in acid splash.

My friend is importing a philipino woman because he's a sperglord who can't into social situations, anything we should know before breaking her in?

Any good food he should force her to make?

>>77002483
hide your jewellries, personal savings, bank accounts, cards any other important documents. also take your dog out for a walk often

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>>76981441
>>76981509
>>76981536
>>76981785
>>76981856
>>76981882
>>76981993
>>76982215
>>76982449
> I have learned so much about more about Indonesia/Malaysia history/culture from this thread today than i have from all the previous days of my life
Tell me more about your legends any history. Is medieval historical fiction popular over there. Do you guys have a famous epic poem like beowulf or modern fantasy novel like lord of the rings?

>>77002483
Why are you calling yourself "my friend"

>>77003054
What qualifies as an "epic" here are the adaptation of Ramayana and Mahabharata, in Wayang form (shadow puppetry). There also various legend and folklore such as Jaka Tarub, Keong Mas, Sangkuriang, Candi Prambanan, Malin Kundang, Danau Toba, etc. Good luck finding them in English though. I don't know what do you mean by modern fantasy novel, but I know a local manga based on Gatot Kaca, titled Garudayana.

I suggest you also read the romanticized history like Gajah Mada, Ken Arok, and Diponegoro. Watch the traditional dances, listen to the music, try the cuisine.

>>77003410
Nip please, I'm too poor to get an import wife.

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>>76981354
>sundanese creativity edition
>knife image

No one mentioning karambit yet, wtf m8

>>77001426
They're not yellow, they're brown baka

>>77003667
kerambit is pinoy OC donut steel

>>76991952
Oh hey, I just saw her gettin' fucked by niggers in the video, whats her name again?

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>>77003667
While the Sundanese and Javanese were fighting to make the most fabulous daggers, the Minang people were secretly developing the most deadly and practical knife.

>>76983913
It's no less stupid than believing in the ghosts of Christianity, Islam or whatever it is the Jews do, accounting. Yet /int/ seems to be crawling with Christfags and Snackbars.

>>77003785
are minang the ninja of nusantara

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>>77003785
You're no match for me

>>77003455
hes thai in japan

>>77003942
>teleportsbehindyouM'lady.jpeg
how do u use it? slaughter cows?

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>>77003785
>>77003942
*apply aids on your ass*
heh nothing personnel kids

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>>77003909
They're stereotypically merchants and restaurant owners, but they also colonized your land.

>>77003942
You have to get close to me before you can slash me, filthy peasant.

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>>77004025
Go on, try to pierce this bad boy.

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>>77004025
>>77004039
>>77003785
Most of traditional weapon in Indonesian tribes are artistry, are they meant to be used to kill people in combat or they supposed to be keep in the wall for decoration?

>>77003942
>pierce you with enchantedblowpipedarts.mp3

>>77004129
The decorated one are pretty much for the upper class, while the peasant only use regular bland weapon.

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>>77004129
Why not both?
Seriously though, most Indonesian weapon began as mundane things, like karambit for harvesting padi and golok for cutting trees. Before people realize that these weapons are kinda cool and badass so they make more ornate version of it to kill people and look cool while at it.

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>>77003785
>>77003942
If you learn silat, the smaller the weapon the harder it is to counter your opponent without you getting hurt. I would prefer getting attacked by a machete or sword than a small keris or kerambit.

t. Pesilat Cekak Ijazah Tamat

Hey, what happen to frenchie?
Did /asean/ finally broke her?

>>77004253
im guessing decorated ones didnt last long and not as durable like the peasants?
Function > Fashion

>>77003422
> Epic means a very long poem about a hero or event usually passed down orally for generations before being written down
> By modern fantasy novel i mean something that draws from history and legends
For example lord or the rings was written langfag who taught himself finnish inorder to read poems about finnish folklore and then developed several conlangs which he used to write stories about characters inspired by european mythology and fairytales in a setting inspired by his childhood home in the english countryside using themes taken from philosophy set in a world inspired by his catholicism which created a unique story inspired by european culture

>>77004428
Peasant ones weren't made from exotic material and constant usage make it don't last long. The decorated ones on the other hand last longer because the owner care it greatly and rarely used.

It's like saying the katanas made by Masamune (FOLDED 9000 TIMES!!!) are shittier than the cheap mass produced ones.

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>>76981354
Heres a pic of my kris.
Can any of you guys tell me what it says?
What language is it in?

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>>77004359
kek, look at their position
I wonder what comes next, that guy forcing the other guy to look at his wee wee :DDDDD

ebin

>>77004405
It's that one Malay who told me bad words while I'm planning a trip to South Korea.

>>77004570
See knee?
See the head?
You know where this is going

>>77004530
> Sugeng angagem
Javanese, means please enjoy wearing this keris, bro.

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>>77004501
If you mean archaic tomes written during the Hindu-Buddhism period, we have these:
1. Negarakretagama by Mpu Prapanca in 1365 A.D. (The chronicle of Majapahit kingdom)
2. Sutasoma by Mpu Tantular (A tale of Buddhist prince)
3. Kidung Sunda (It's about the Bubat tragedy, Sunda - Majapahit war)
4. Arjuna Wiwaha by Mpu Kanwa (A Nusantara version of Arjuna's tale)
5. Pararaton (The overall history of Javanese kings)

There are many TV series about that period and comics like Si Buta dari Gua Hantu (pic related) and Wiro Sableng.

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>kendaraan baja

>>77004843
KEK

Why there is no Mahabharata themed vidya? It's an untapped potential

>>77004955
Chances it will be the Indian version of it. We need Nusantara vidya now.

>>77004660
Cool, what are you gonna do there? I always thought that you're a massive otaku.

is it wrong to have strong sexual desire to explore everything and anything
aren't human a creature who learn curiosity and advances from our ancestor
in the end, i just want to be a sexual cosmonaut

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>>77004955
>>77005001
There is this nusantara online in 2009
But it didn't sell, so?

>>77005072
Shit I almost forgot it existed. How it's like?

>>77005125
Never played desu. It's been in beta like since 2009 then being released in 2011.
It goes bankrupt now.

>>77005026
I used to watch Arirang a decade ago and now I have to renew my interest in Korean culture.

>>77005072
never heard of it desu

>>77005351
Go to Nami Island then.

>>77005286
Wew, do they really expect to gain profit from Indon cheapskate players?
Is there any other popular Indon games other than that horror game and the new RPG being developed?

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>>77005425
DivineKids series?

>>77005351
btw you should thread carefully in korea
most korean man views woman and girls below them

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>>77003054
Look up list of hikayat in wiki, well known ones are hikayat hang tuah and hikayat melayu.
Fun fact, a character in hikayat hang tuah named Jebat was a warrior who rebelled against the sultan but for some reason the name Jebat is granted to the flagship of the Royal Malaysian Navy and ever since then the ships keep running into unfortunate accidents.
Maybe we shouldn't be naming the flagship the name of a legendary traitor.

>>77005595
https://www.theatlas.com/charts/rkS-Hfq6
Song Ran-hee, secretary general of the Korea Women’s Hotline, a non-profit group that provides counseling and shelter services to women in need, says that though no official statistics are kept on this, her group’s research shows that about one woman is murdered by an intimate partner or ex-partner every three days in Korea.

>>77005486
Holy fucking shit the nostalgia! I remember playing it in my dad's pc, the story is plain boring but at least I actually understand it.

>>77005374
What's so interesting about it?
I plan to go only in Seoul and perhaps Incheon and possibly a templestay in central region. I'll go with my sister and airbnb is needed.

>>77005724
Seoul doesn't really have a lot of sites to be honest, unless you like the Tower and that shopping street with all those beauty shops (my hotel was around that area). You'd have more fun in Tokyo.

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>>77004820
Terima kasi

>>77005761
I will visit Seoul for the historical museums, the Han River and the mountain that overlook the capital.

>>77005764
TL note:
Kasi means castrate
Kasih means affection
It should be terima kasih.

>>77005764
Sama-sama, it's terima kasih actually.

>>77003667
its supposed to be sarcastic dumbo, our knife dont belong with these retarded piece of junks

>>77006064
he wants to castrate the indo :^)

>>77006223
in malay the h isn't silent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wHQmUXZSPo

>>77006064
>Kasi means castrate
It should be Kasim

>>77006064
>>77006067
Its bin a while since ive used indonesian

>>77006337
Why did you learn Indonesian? Ever been here?

>>77006282
Malay-chan's voice is
CUTE
U
T
E

>>77006374
pretty sure he used it for bali cowboy ;^)

:^)

>>77006374
One of my classmates taught me in high school
No

>>77006602
Is s/he Indon?

>>77006657
xe
:^)

>>77006657
Yea but born here

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>>77005070
^-^ it's normal to explore, just be safe innit!

/ourguy/ (that isn't homo that is) lived a hard life anons
>>>/a/159614827

>>77005072
>online
yeah, No.

>>77008576
pathetic t b h

>>77006282
>>77006064
>>77006067
Ma'acih is cuter desu.

>>76981354
retarded blade for retarded "people"

https://twitter.com/DakwahDakwah/status/884360565845483520
Bebas lepas kutinggalkan saja semua beban dihatiku
Melayang kumelayang jauh
Melayang dan melayang

>>77009883
nobody cares

Say 'No' to Rape

>>77010252
No

Malam ini indah penuh dengan warna
Yang selalu menghiasi sudut kota
Malam ini indah penuh dengan cahaya
Yang selalu menerangi sudut kota

>>77010252
No, Rape!!

Reminder that jin and the supernatural are real and the only person that don't believe them are the person that never seen them.

>>77010435
>>77010558

thanks anon, your contribution has been notified. your certificate for participation in our awareness program shall arrive within 5 working days to your home address

>>77010574
are you alone now?

>>77010574
Please don't remind of ((((them))))
Home alone tonight.

>>77010625
this guy?
:^)
>>76982549

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this qt have seen them

>>77010671
I've seen those gif this noon.
On a crowded place.
Im not afraid anymore.

I want to buy a white gf

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>>77010743
hey bby

In the next thread we're gonna bully Madura people. Please do your study first.

>>77010957
coca cola?

Kek, just yesterday someone said our IED suspect will be captured the following day.
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/07/10/car-bomb-case-cops-nab-man/
>police found several electronic devices and firecracker explosive
>firecracker explosive
So much for our first bomb in a long time.
>>77010574
Never get to see them but my PLKN camping was cancelled since the girls went and made camp on their house by accident in the jungle. Normally I'd say its just a rumor but apparently about a dozen saw it flying among the trees.
The army instructors had us pack up and march back to camp right away at midnight but something must have happened afterwards since my younger sister was sent to the same camp as well but the spooky stuff disappeared entirely.

>>77006282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rzdh8rrvNR

>>77010957
Do we have madure here?
Ngapak/Banyumasan are more bullyable even in IRL.

>>77010957
they're the second most retarded people after papuans, followed by sundanese.
nothing to discuss about

>>77011026
stop pretending, Ahmad

>>77011149
sundanese are bros.

>>77011166
im genuinely 100% malay

>>77011048
WTF is Ngapak/Banyumasan

Also what do you think of Lombok people? They used to make big headlines here bringing Malaysian teens who ran way from their parents to Indonesia to marry (one of their culture).

>>77011228
doesn't change the act that they're stupid af, oh and also eastern indonesian in general is even stupider than sundanese.
i mean sundanese maybe down there in the bottom of the barrel among other western indos, but these ambonese and papuans are taking retardness into another level

>>77011251
A little slice of central java. Ussually bullied by their funny accent, even by Mataraman jawas.
> On a economic night train to West Java.
> It's empty and comfy inside.
> Train stop at stasiun Gombong (Banyumasan)
> Seats suddenly are full
> WTF, you cheap ass gombongers, get out of my subsidized seat
Reeeeeeeeee

>>77011377
why cant you all be nice to ppl ?

>>77011437
Are they a variation of Javanese or completely different people?

Saw this hapa girl today lads.
Fuck me those things shouldn't be legal.
Was so hard almost broke my trousers.

>>77011442
i doubt you can call them people, why should i be nice to these creatures?

>>77011525
Same culture, different accent afaik.

>>77011442
We'll be nice if you show us you're boipucc

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>>77011616
if dubs i will

I'm confused

>>77011616
Winrar,
Dubs of 16's

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>>77011650
All your dubs are belong to me

>>77011803
nice try, if u want my boipucci it must be something like this

Here are my dubs.

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I wanna get fired. Should I download hentai and save it in my work computer?

I am become dubs, destroyer of threads

Haha /asean/ to stupid too dubs

>>77011848
u date ur bosses daughter

Check em.

>>77011848
That thing wouldn't get you to get fired.
Trust me

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>>77011899
>300th post
>99

>>77011899
Checked, now show your pooper

I wanna get watered

>>77011899
She's way older and has a bitch face all the time.

>>77011913
Plan B? Im too shy to pass my resignation letter

>>77011948
Then be a beautiful flower.

>>77011985
>>77011985

New thread when, puta?

>>77011964
> Drive office car while smoking.
> Stop at a busy road.
> Suck car's gasoline with hose
> Bath with it, lit it up with you're cigar.
Thanks me later when you finally get fired.

>>77012012
>>77011998