fucking neets, drunkards, normies, guy who got stabbed, wake the fuck up Edition
Fuck Drumpf
*sharts*
>tfw looking through your old meme collection
;_;
>>76978841
Going to Mexico in 3 days lads
>>76978916
glass yourself
>no leafs have posted
>no tacos have posted
i'm goign to get a gf.
and she's going to eat pocky in my bed in her panties.
gf just told me she wants to watch me get fucked by a gay dude
>>76979074
sounds hot af 2bh
Hello, lads of /cum/.
Who's enjoying a nice, hot, cup of afternoon coffee? That'll be morningcoffee for you, 'course.
>>76979183
drinking coffee is degenerate
>>76979212
Blasphemy!
Who would you say is Trumps' political enemy in europe apart from merkel and macron?
cant wait for that crisp, fresh fall air, buds
>>76979683
fall is the patrician's season
Is henrico here?
>>76979366
trump's problem isn't the EU politicians who oppose him, it's more that his only consistent supporters are from meme-tier parties like FN, UKIP and AfD who either got embarrassed in recent elections or have virtually no chance of doing well in upcoming ones
>>76979815
I didn't bring my laptop and I don't have this image on my phone:/ fuckayou
>>76979925
Is this accurate?
>>76979800
more true than i'd like it to be
>>76979925
if only EU states had didn't have voter fraud
>>76979212
I see you have found the light
Just received a filtered (You)
CIA, has henrico posted here recently?
>>76979073
>not eating the pocky from between her toes while she's in your bed in panties
That's why you're gay
>>76980091
last time I remember seeing him was yesterday afternoon
>>76979008
Have fun
>>76980138
Next time you see him, ask if he found the image I need. I won't be back till next week but I want to make sure he has it at least
>I filter posters because my feelings are easily hurt
>>76980370
Also this is my view rn, have a nice week wagey
>>76980419
>not filtering posters whom are a detriment to the community and 4chan in general
>>76980444
t. globalist numale
sometimes I wonder what the world is like outside southern ontario
>>76980449
nonsensical and idiotic post
>>76980161
Thanks amigo. Any tips for someone going to CDMX and Guanajuato?
>>76980449
you misused "whom"
>>76980535
shut the fuck up
>>76980551
Detrimental post desu
S E E T H I N G
>>76980535
He filtered you now.
The kraut is an integral part of cum culture. Deal with it.
>I correct people whom misuse prepositions on internet image boards
>>76980607
4chanx doesn't support filtering extraflags
I've never seen anyone admit to actually liking footkraut. Basically cum's hitler
>this damage control
it's "who" again, and it's "pronoun" not "preposition"
>library isn't open until noon on Sundays so I have to sit on a bench and phonepost
arooooooo
Never read books. In college they would tell us to read books and I just wouldn't
>>76980669
heh I see English isn't your strong suit kiddo. Stick to phyisics and badly worded "puzzles"
>>76980613
not a preposition
>Never read books. In college they would tell us to read books and I just wouldn't
>>76980738
Heh you sure showed those nerds
why must brainlets try to ruin everything?
>>76980678
why are you going to the library?
MAAAAAWAABBABOOOOOOOOO
Tfw when you try to read a book and after 10 or so pages you get bored and get back on 4chan
I have my own library
Let's not be mean to eachother guys. Also stop filtering eachother because that's mean!
books are for gays
I use audible.com
>>76980822
working out
>>76980880
true
>>76980879
Me too.
i'm done lads
I have a library to make people think I read books but it's decoration. I've never read them.
Got it from my mother who gave me a big cardboard box full of books and I thought it would look nice in the living room
>>76980911
Does this mean you'll stop being mean to me?
What's the last book you read front to back?
pic related
>>76980879
Why do all your books look like they belong to a pansexual tumblr dyke
You should post that on imgur, I'm sure it'll get to the front page
>>76980911
>>76980899
>>76980822
>>76980755
>>76980611
>>76980466
>>76980444
>>76979800
>>76979366
>>76979033
>>76978944
>>76980927
sure
i'm very bad at holding a grudge
>>76980879
don't lie to us
>>76980939
A book about how to read a book?
>>76980939
On Politics and Education
>>76980879
>Canadian
>Hockey Stick
heh
Did he actually do it?
>>76980994
>>76980979
We need more niceposters like you and less krautposters like kraut
>>76980994
Heh...I wasn't even that far off
>>76980822
To use the computers since I can't have one atm
t. in an addiction treatment center
>>76980939
If we count Inferno as one book. I think I finished it in May.
unless you mean in one sitting. In which case I think I read Huckleberry Finn in highschool in one day because it was due the day after.
>>76980994
jej
>>76981034
Yesterday and today are I think the only times he's tried being nice
>>76980994
>tfw you're so pathetic you have to lie about books
He probably didn't even understand the anchorman reference, either
>>76981007
Yes
t. knower
>>76981028
conway's book collection
Going to the zoo, cya losers
>>76980939
pic related
i've never heard anyone speak pennsylvania dutch
>>76981126
take pics of the baby animals
>>76981206
Very cute post
rate my literary taste
>>76980994
Oh dear.
Don't make it worse by making fun of him now.
>>76981252
stolen
>>76981051
How's that going btw?
2 years of college left
the thought of getting a job makes me sick
Might drink the kool aid buds
>>76981313
Yeah I posted that picture on /lit/ a couple months ago
Found a good post in the wild >>76981291
>>76981343
Faggot
most American film imo
>>76981359
then take another, more current picture
>>76981390
Why?
>>76981416
because you're not trustworthy
>>76981438
rofl
The library
Few more at mums house
Read the top two doubt i'll read the bottom two to be perfectly honest
>>76981252
>>76981313
>The Wealth of Nations and The Republic in the same pile of books as Glen Beck and Trump books
https://www.amazon.ca/Doctors-of-death/dp/B0007AN9V0
Reading this atm, halfway done the first volume
Found it at value village for fifteen loonies or so, cheapest I can find it online is like fifty bucks amerishartbux plus shipping lmao
>>76981320
Good
Miss reddit flags tbqh
Wish I could go be a normie and get a job though
>amerishartbux
neck yourself
>>76981515
u called?
>reading holohoax propaganda
>>76981515
You know sometimes when you hang yourself you shit and piss yourself
Thought you might find that interedting
>>76981542
did not realize you were that far right
>76980975
dumb dubs poster
>Dad comes home from work
>Starts drinking whiskey and watching tv
>Goes to bed after a few hours
>This is what's in store for all of us
>>76981707
Nonsense
I go bowling with the buds after I get off work, then I come home and shitpost on 4chan until I get sleepy
>>76981707
not a fan of whiskey 2bh
>>76981707
Becoming an alcoholic?
I don't think so
instead of alcohol addiction camp
we should all go to a computer addiction camp togeather lol
>>76981825
I honestly would.
I miss the forced socialization of high school/summer camps
>>76981707
sounds like the life
>>76981825
I'm addicted to /cum/
I'm a /cum/guzzler
>>76981573
holocaust denial isn't even really right wing it's just stormie
>>76981825
>>76981825
true
>want to listen to some jewtube music from my phone while cooking
>30second ads after every single song
Whew to imagine that are people without Adblock on their computers
no one cares faggot
How do you get rid of the "i'm gonna be sick" feeling when you have work in a few hours
>>76982166
stop having anxiety
ryan has gotten a lot meaner than he was before lately
>>76982163
You cared enough to reply
Gotcha
But now I simply turned on my MacBook Pro (late 2015) and use the wifi streaming via iTunes
>>76982166
push through it. drink water. relax.
worst case you actually do get sick and puke at work and they send you home
>>76982235
just to germany...
I've watched every red sox game this season
what have you done with your life?
>>76982166
Find a job you like :-)
>>76982289
Baseball is fucking boring
I love canned herring. Think I'll eat some right now
>>76982357
I think you meant to say COMFY
/cum/ blog posts and autism
>>76982360
Go and eat some then!
I enjoyed reading this post a lot, feel free to share more about your everyday life.
>>76982413
better than politics and foreigners
my tomatoes are looking good this year
here pretty soon i'll have some homemade salsa
Any of you guys over at /bant/?
I think I made like one thread there and that's about it, kind of a poopy board!
National League > American League
>>76982490
Don't eat nightshades
>>76982490
Nice!!!
Mine are still growing, and my habanero peppers are starting to bud nicely
I plan on making some sort of habanero salsa if they turn out alright
ALWAYS wierd when I see people shorter than me
I had cybersex with a Canadian milf once
shit was so cash
>>76982521
>a free out every 8 batters
>small ball on every team
>better in any way
mmmhmmmmm
>>76982553
Nice
Cybersex is cool!!
>>76982540
that's gonna be some spicy salsa bud
>>76982593
You're making me uncomfortable
filtering the german flag is the greatest thing I ever did.
I don't think I ever saw a post that I thought was good from a german poster
>>76982613
I can handle it
Near-death spicy experiences can be nice sometimes
>>76982620
Oh, why?
Exclamation marks are my new gimmick
>>76982626
Brainlet post
Should I text her first again or wait for her to message me first
Tom Brady, the healthiest man on the planet, says he never eats nightshades and neither should you.
He has never eaten a strawberry or drank coffee in his entire life.
And just what in the hell is a nightshade
>>76982715
Sext her first ;-)
>>76982721
not going to give up coffee
>>76982721
I imagine the Chad in these memes are based on tom Brady
I've reached a point where I simply don't know anybody period
Mum and dad are in my phone. Brother is too but we don't talk anymore
>>76982721
>>76982762
Tomatoes, peppers, potatoes. Any food with things that are technically toxic to humans.
>>76982804
don't forget about tobacco
*blocks your path*
*fucks the path*
>>76983011
WRONG version
>>76982721
This lad right here is the healthiest man alive!
After eating fish I can literally feel my IQ increase by a few points
>>76982790
love these memes
>eating fish
I saw a kid on tv with a trophy shelf and it made me feel inadequate
>>76983048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqafRcnmaEw&t=1s
Just look at this right here
Won 100 4CHN prize
hate being reminded people in this general browse reddit
>>76983106
canned herring is good for the brain. The oils lubricate your neurons for better cognition
>>76983089
Yeah me too
>>76983106
>not eating fish
craving smoked salmon and crackers
>>76983145
I browse r/hapas
not feasible for me to form close relationships at this juncture
>>76983211
Hit up Aldi
>>76983196
>norwegion "cooking"
>>76980528
Guanajuato is a comfy, historical place, knock yourself out. Wear a gas mask in CDMX.
>>76983196
post watch
>Aldi
>>76983285
Al diiz nuts
>>76983241
You prefer this?
how can i be free from this place?
>>76983333
those peppers are too big
>>76983353
stop posting here
>>76983333
why is there all that soap in your kitchen
>>76983333
Different leaf here, looks tasty.
Not a fan of fish personally.
>>76983375
I tend to buy more than one, so that I have spares.
>>76983383
>>76983367
How about this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raspeball
Proposal:
/cum/ meetup in Indianapolis
>>76983273
>>76983462
Dunno but I'd give it a try at least.
Proposal:
I will never meet any of you
>>76983550
Perhaps the "swedish meatballs"?
>>76983555
one can dream
>>76983569
can't go wrong with the swedish meatballs
Business idea: give me a kiss
>>76983569
Meatballs are tasty; not even the Swedes can mess them up.
>>76983620
Only if you give my bum a squeeze.
I can't wait to meet Ryan this December
Am I the only Mexican in the world?
>>76983618
Rude
wouldn't mind meeting up with a /cum/ poster
meetup in detroit when
I would meet all of you if it's in a very comfy place in USA.
He has a point
>>76983687
Even me?
>>76983650
*squeezes*
there, happy?
>>76983745
yes :3
An upside of a meetup is it would be finally known to everybody that I am white
>>76983785
In reality however a meetup would just be horribly awkward
>>76983762
ya m8 here u go
>chicanos
>white
What would you guys do to footkraut at the meetup?
What if he turned out to be a cool guy and brought us all gfs?
>>76983853
throw meth at him and call the cops
>>76983799
Seems like white/black characterization is dyed in the wool of the american society. You refer to yourselves as white a lot, or is that just on /int/?
>>76983853
make fun of his accent and throw flip flops at him
>>76983893
It's more of an /int/ meme to me
>>76983843
/midwest/ was actually a really good meetup
>>76983946
haha you've never done that joke before
BRAAAP?
>>76983853
beat the shit out of him with a lead pipe
>>76984007
Why?
>>76983946
>>76983972
All yanks are cordially invited to post in our lovely general. Please enjoy your stay.
>>76983853
Sic my attack squirrels on him; they go for the nuts.
>>76984038
dislike him
>>76984007
>implying a 4'3 dwarf could
>>76984007
ummm, rude?
>don't racemix because your children will be ug-
huh...
what would you do if you meet me?
How much longer does the US have realistically before we fragment? Beaners have totally killed us, like a virus.
This thread needs more anime
>>76984132
759 years
>>76984132
bout 60-100 years
>>76984132
Soon
Sick and tired of these homeless Californian shits coming in on the trains to go hide in the caves around the city and then try to panhandle everyone they see downtown
>>76984106
snort a fat line of crushed up amphetamines off your belly
>>76984106
Lock you in a room and force you to teach me Danish haha
>>76984132
Is it not more realistic that you'll all just melt together into one people?
>>76984214
he doesnt know danish, hes a leaf proxy
>>76978841
>fucking neets, drunkards, normies, guy who got stabbed, wake the fuck up
wth
>>76984220
No, racewar or balkanization soon
>>76984220
What makes you think that would ever happen after 400 years of sharing a continent with literal apes?
business idea: move somewhere where the wages are high, but live in a car to cancel out the high cost of living
toronto anon.
ill only be in toronto for two days. i can't see you.
>>76984234
Guess he'd be locked in there for a while haha
>>76984287
Because back then you didn't have the same ideas about sharing a country with multiple cultures, as today.
>>76984300
doable if you have agym membership and a sizeable suv. My Highlander can fit a full sized mattress. Crunch gym has excellent locker rooms.
>>76984214
w-w-what else would i do?
>>76984316
poor excuse. How long does it take to write a japanse test?
>>76984339
Who do you think came up with those ideas? Globalist shills like LBJ that want this country to be a sack of nothingness, just economic output. Americans never wanted to share this country with nonwhites, nobody voted on it, it was forced onto us and they had to lie about the nature of the whole thing otherwise people would've been out on the streets.
>>76984371
where do you park the car to sleep without getting harassed?
>>76984469
wal-mart. i've slept in my car before to save money on long trips
>>76984464
im busy seeing my grandma the enitre time.
Not a fan of /cum/ full of US posters.
Back
>>76984611
dont be rude ryan
>>76984466
This is true in Europe too, desu. Almost nobody here in Norway wants immigration from islam for example, but it happens little by little anyway, because far left journalists are the majority of media, and politicians have no power in this super-democracy, so they fear the journalists' penn more than the people. After all, the people don't get a voice, unless they are journalists.
But, globalization is upon us whether we want it or not.
im not being rude
>>76984271
>>76984663
So did you fuck his ass yet?
>>76984813
then go meet toronto
>>76984906
I want a pet duck..
hate the simple "no'' replies
people are just really shitty
*sharts*
>>76984958
would you name him quackers
>>76985056
No, he'd be Mr. Waddlesworth
>tfw no greek gf
>>76985056
Hey bud
Plan A:
>Arrive by train Saturday afternoon and my Grandma picks me up.
>Chill in here backyard and relive childhood memories.
>Have some tea and cookies while I review my basic Japanese slowly.
>Arive at test early beforehand and pass it easily.
>Go to train and go back to university.
Plan B:
>Arrive by train Saturday afternoon and my Grandma picks me up.
>Tell her to drop me off at the subway.
>Sit on a dirty subway for 15 minutes.
>Meet some guy and awkardly talk to each other.
>Maybe go do some basic shit like get some coffee.
>Tell him "Y-you too..." and go back to the subway.
>Barely any time to talk to my Grandma.
>Cram review session at midnight.
>Don't get a lot of sleep.
>Take test and go to bacl to uni having barely spoken to my Grandma.
>>76984611
I can be your new grandpa
>>76985210
Plan A
I don't think you're being rude Ryan
>>76985210
plan A of course
>be nice
>everyone either suspicious or taking advantage of you
>be reserved
>everyone thinks you're an asshole
>be bubbly
>everyone thinks you're an idiot, takes advantage of you
>>76985210
A no contest
>>76985210
Assuming you get off the train at Union you can transfer to the subway and be at my house in like 25 minutes
come on
>>76985210
certainly b
>>76985345
>and be at my house in like 25 minutes
braaap-posters are the most powerful race
>>76985345
just go to his grandmother's house and meet her too
>>76985380
You can feel free to drop by any time too, Michel
>>76985210
why is B an option
>>76985183
hey conway :3
whats new?
>>76985414
delete this baka
>>76985410
that was my other suggestion (>>76985249)
>>76985418
trying to explain to toronto guy why it wouldn't be fun for me to visit him.
he's just meming now, im not going to talk to him.
Hello lads, firt time in /cum/ here, didn't know there was a thread where americans and mexicans didn't hate each other, that's nice.
>>76985425
Moved into my new apartment. I don't know if I told you that. wbu?
>>76985210
B B B B B B B B
Hello
hate gays and blacks
>>76984189
California gets the majority of its homeless from flyover states.
>>76985457
>even being able to meet people
MUST BE NICE LIVING SOMEWHERE NEAR CIVILIZATION
>>76985488
i think i may have seen you mention that before. you liking it so far?
same shit different day. got a new vape tank. highlight of my week
Hate everyone who doesn't agree with me on everything
>>76985540
Kay, cool
Doesn't change the fact that half the homeless in my city are born and raised Californian
>>76985484
well well well
looks like we got one of em educkated mexcans in our tread with the grammar and the american and the picture and that caps lock
>>76985541
iktf
>>76985570
I'm liking it. It's better than my old apartment because we finally have some room
going to eat some cereal
updates may follow
>>76985611
cum is shit
everyone posting unironically right now should off themselves.
Will be moving at the end of this month
Updates will probably not follow
>>76985584
I don't believe that, I have tons of homeless setting up tents close to where we live at and me and my friends are always having to smash them down. Everytime we ask them where they're from they're always from Nevada, Utah or down south somewhere.
>>76985650
I didn't have any of her eating
>>76985609
that's nice. got more room for the bdsm gear
>>76985584
>>76985681
or oregon
>>76985660
all my posts are ironic.
NEW THREAD WHEN?
When you make one
>>76985584
Californians are truly scum.
my posts are new sincerity
>>76985734
Ye lol
Do you know when you're coming down here?