You can only post ITT if your country has defeated France

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Japan Beaten them in Stade de France a few years back. But of course I'm not Japanese.

I'm actually from Thailand but we never stole Laos from them.

>>76975631
^^

I though those were tanlines, I am disappoint.

>>76975631
>You did not defeat the frenchies with peasants

You are all plebs.

>>76975631
Good thread

>>76975631
Many years later I realize that it was a mistake...

>>76975860
Our basketball players aren't peasants, peasant.

posting

ok

You didn't expect me here, did you?

>>76975918
Why would it?

>>76976058
We would be better off under them

HOW FRENCHS ARE WEAK
EVEN MONACO DEFEATED THEM

>>76976147
Nah, communism was the mistake.

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>>76975631
Je suis Charlie

>>76975631
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>>76976007

You didn't


>>76975860
>>76975965
Ruled by a French king

>>76975870
>>76976058
>>76976233
You lost two World Wars, surrendered to us in two week during the Napoleonic Wars, and we bullied you for most of our history

>>76975991
>>76976147
We beat you, but your winter was stronger than us

>>76976158
French puppet state

>>76979351
You actually did but you did it when our country was in ruin and you were armed by Americano-Soviets too

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>>76975631
bonus point for defeating an anglo-frog coalition

SUP MY NIGGAS

>all of /int/ post in the thread

>>76981370
>le winter meme
Overrated. Really, use your fucking brains and logic for once. How the fuck could the ENTIRE army die to winter?
Just because Moscow was given to Napoleon to ambush the french doesnt make France the winner. Now go eat shit and wave your white flag

nothing personal

lol hi

>>76975631
Does Vichy France count

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Perhaps not in a war but in battles I'm pretty sure we have.

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>>76975631
Hey guys! We haven't really defeated France but we do consider ourselves to be French! So does that count?

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>>76975631
Stupid frogs. Kerguelen will be Peruvian again soon

>>76981370
Not to insult you but Germany did defeat you when Otto von Bismark used fucking Hot Ballons to invaded Paris, which started the Franco-Prussian War, which Germany won
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War

Hence the Germans are allowed here.

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>>76986030
love you Cusco-kun! I will never stop loving you :3
*Snuggles with you*

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>>76986177
I love you too Iro-chan!

>>76986115
>again

It was discovered by a Breton

>>76986115
Prussians were three times more numerous than us, and we were exhausted by our wars against the entire planet, and in the end we regained Alsace-Moselle

>>76981522
>>76985680
PASTRY WAR

WW2. Though we lost in the end.

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>>76986316
Salut!

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>>76986566
B-bonjour !

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>>76987020
Ça va mon ami?

>>76986115
You can argue that the Franco-Prussian war was started by a shitpost.

>>76989209
True, although the original discussion between the German Prince and the France ambassador was cordial and polite. Bismarck than turned it into a shitpost because the Eternal Teuton never rests. I just find it hilarious that he launched a siege on Paris with air balloons. It was high tech stuff at the time but still, it adds a bit more hilarity to the situation than it already had.

FRENCH-INDIAN WAR

FUCK DUQUESNE

>>76981370
Bullshit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Malta_(1798%E2%80%931800)

Wow, it looks like anyone can defeat France. Why are they still on the map?

>>76981370
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

hi :3

We beat ourselves during the French Revolution. Showed those limp-wristed frog fucks who's boss.

>>76985863
It double counts.

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>>76975631
Wow.

First and only time that we've defeated alone a world power army in a battle. And yes, it was France...

The peninsular war

Hello.

>>76986316
You mean the month long battle where you left under the promise that we would pay a ridiculous amount of money we never actually paid because you were afraid of the British Navy, and would late use as an excuse for the actual invasion, that you lost?