/cum/

trap bf 2017

>>76965190
not a good edition but it'll do.
i'll bost a cat pic soon

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im going to buy a girl hot chocolate

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No rudeposters allowed!!

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why is this place infested with homophiles and gook lovers?

who here is part of the cum /k/ group
me, hunts (or was that florida?), cara
who else?

>>76965194
first girl I ever asked out was gay. even after she told me I asked if I could kiss her on the face. still kv to this day

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good FUCKING thread

Lenexa could have been /mybf2017/ but he's a massive tease

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Human civilization will be destroyed in our lifetimes.

Take the antpill

>tfw the pirated version of nier automata is giving me a headache and i don't have $60 for the game

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Good edition

Whats there to do in texas for a week lads?

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>>76965225
How do you tune the engine in My Summer Car

>>76965231
not a cat

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the gf

>>76965250
look it up on the wiki

>>76965257
want to stomp her into a paste

>>76965246
Not much. Where will you be?

>>76965246
Iunno it's a big state

Just piss off as many Mexicans as you can so you can get ZETA'd

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>>76965235
>I crush ants invading my kitchen
>not only do they stay alive, but seem relatively unscathed
how
HOW

>>76965237
poverty cat
contacting peta rn
all cats should look like pic

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>>76965246
go boar hunting

>>76965241
g2a or kinguin for 40 dollaridoos

>>76965250
i think you rotate the thingys on the top of the motor, never got the car running sadly so cant say

Test my knowledge of America

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Future flag of South Dakota

>>76965268
I doubt you could.

>>76965273
are you the manlet?
perhaps you're too weak to even crush ants

>>76965268
>you likes thin young looking women
>his pic is of the same
>you hate it
why?

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Onk onk

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*drunkly snuggles up to conway*

>>76965271
theres direct flights from sydney to dallas, and am looking to get away fro a week, so was just thinking of using that as a starting point

>>76965284
which is more niggerred? new york or chicago

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>>76965277
holy shit is that real? looks fun

>>76965297
i hate that guy

>>76965273
Ants are simply superior to humans.

Trying to kill them is futile.

>>76965284

what percentage of population is white?

>>76965300
FUCK OFF TEASE

>>76965284
Which is more common: "soda" or "pop"?

>>76965306
>das racist
I'm gonna say Chicago, I think New York is 20 something black.

>>76965284
are there more chicanos or white people in the "state" of california?

>>76965277
holy shit that looks rad as fuck

>>76965309
jealous

I'm the best poster in /cum/. I don't blame you for being so envious of my incredibly posts.

>>76965306
Detroit

>>76965289
dude I told you twice already I'm the shortest guy here bar none. why does everyone forget what i told them about me ;_;

but honestly the ants don't die. to kill them I have to go 1 by 1, grotesquely crushing them with great force between my fingers and feeling their thoraxes give way. grim. do not enjoy

>>76965323
pop

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>>76965324
>I think New York is 20 something black.

>early morning brain fog
>post-breakfast brain fog
>mid day brain fog
>afternoon "oh my god it's sunny outside and i need to savour my free time and youth by going outside" existential crisis
>early evening going to the gym
>mid evening realisation that if i wasn't a loser I'd be socialising right now so even thinking about learning puts me above 99 % of the population
>early night rememberance of an article about bill gates working 36 hours in a row in college so i should easily be able to do a full days work from 10 pm to 3 am
>midnight brain fog
>late night false hope for the next day while browsing 4chan in bed

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Need to breed with an Asian or Mexican girl.

>>76965330
i forget because i don't really care enough to remember your flags

would you rather kill ants or have ants in your home?

>>76965311
As a total I think it's somewhere between 70-75% and if you only count non-Hispanic whites I think it is 64%.
>>76965323
I'm gonna say pop cause I think that's the one that it's most common in the South.

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Hola

>>76965342
>early night rememberance of an article about bill gates working 36 hours in a row in college
comparing yourself to the elite will only result in poor self esteem.
any idea where this fog is coming from? irregular sleep? depression? excess masturbation?

How come /cum/ never wants to breed with white girls? You fucks are why we are le 52% face

https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2017/06/15/us-to-send-an-additional-4000-troops-to-afghanistan-trump-official/amp/

What's the end goal here?

>>76965361
that's an ugly ass bitch

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>>76965330
Bucks, when are you going to fight that /cum/ poster?
>>76965361
Czesc

>>76965304
DFW traffic is hell, prepare to die

There aren't many tourist spots in Dallas unless you want to see the buildings from Robocop. There's the Stockyards in Fort Worth if you're into that. If you can get down to San Antonio there are some touristy attractions there. If you're into outdoors stuff, the Southwest part of the state has some mesas and canyons

>>76965362
Excessive 4chan use

>>76965325
Chi's
>>76965336
I was just saying that as an aside, was I correct?

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>>76965368
Nobody here wants to breed with girls you faggot

It's all about the cute boys

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>>76965368
how can you want to breed with a wh*te

>>76965368
i do, but i'm not pathetic enough to post about it 24/7 like some of these mongs do with their used gooks

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>>76965368
id lick a white girl

>>76965300
I love you too Ryan

>>76965330
>why does everyone forget what i told them about me
I'm sorry :(

>breed
bit gay

>>76965355
I rather not have them in my home, but I also rather not have to headhunt them like whack-a-mole. luckily the poison does the trick on most of them

if I had bed bugs I would go full hand-to-hand combat on their swarms

>>76965383
commit suicide

>>76965381
yeah its around that 30% or so darkkies
but the sad thing is that only 40% could even be considered white there

>>76965369
flood europe with nonwhites and throw them into chaos.
then we will suffer no international outrage when we finally purge every last turd from the face of our country

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I don't actually like Asians, I just post about them to trigger Bucks

it bothers me that the other californians here might be chicanos

I've never thought they'd act like they might here

>>76965398
reevaluate your treatment of others

>>76965368
>How come /cum/ never wants to breed with white girls? You fucks are why we are le 52% face

The normal people either don't post here or don't keep forcing their fetishes on others. The people who spam Asian or black or mud girls are mentally ill and probably virgins anyway.

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who wanna play starcraft with me

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>>76965399
>>76965336
>>76965306
>>76965225
Who Invited the Finn

>>76965405
>might

>>76965304
>>76965379
Oh, there's the Lexington in Corpus Christi

>>76965406
Why would I take advice from an idiot?

*listens to nazi music and fiddles with a k98*

>>76965418
hello newfriend

>foreigners debating America like they know something

just lmao

http://www.newsweek.com/crime-mexico-murder-rate-reaches-record-high-and-nobody-talking-about-it-628193

What did Mexico mean by this?

>>76965434
embarrassing

>>76965378
you mean that nordic ex football player austin, TX? probably when he drives up here and shoves me aggressively and I am forced to barricade myself in my car as he relentlessly smashes his frame into the side, and as the cops show up and take him down I come out and poke him on the head to symbolize my victory


>>76965380
well you now know the first step

>>76965394
it's okay I undersstand not everyone is as keen as Bucks Intelligence Services


>>76965403
oh, well then the gig is up. Now I just have to figure out why Lehigh, who used to post about "white birth rates going up", is now posting this stuff

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>>76965435
H-hi

>>76965434
based

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>>76965405
I'm white but my children won't be.

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Night buds.
Going to get some final shuteye

>>76965449
brainlet opinion

>>76965451
This.

My children will be half ant.

>>76965444
i have no moral integrity and i'm mentally ill

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>>76965451
>Implying anyone who post on /cum/ will have children

Help
Please

Just cut my life into pieces

>>76965457
>shooting guns
the ultimate micropenis activity

I'm probably going to adopt my sister's kids

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You guys gave me lot of shit last time for omitting some notable names so I fixed it.

The revised critically acclaimed OFFICIAL cum /ourgirl/ tier list

1. Misa
2. Baja
3. Taytay
4. Grimes
5. Emily
6. Felicity
7. Emma

PPPPPPPPPOWER GAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

99999998. Twiggy
99999999. Cara

>>76965477
Why the fuck would you do that

>>76965451
since you like hispanics, maybe refer to ohio poster to see how half white half hispanic people fare in life

>>76965463
jesus man
maybe you need a new direction
ever consider the army?

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>>76965465
I just need another gf who originates from Latin America and I'll have four of them before I reach 30

>>76965484
no

>>76965470
>help please
>doesn't state the problem

>>76965483
Because the state will probably end up taking them from her when she has them

>>76965470
Do you have glue?

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>>shooting guns
>the ultimate micropenis activity

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>>76965492
What makes you think you'll find a gf

>>76965500
Why ?

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>>76965480
0. Yuzu

>>76965494
well maybe, if you are lost, the military can seriously help you get back on tract. don't do the marines though. I just read an article on their training and, to be frank, you won't survive the torture-tier hazing. maybe do army or navy

>>76965512
She's an irresponsible person

>>76965480
The number one should be either Taytay or Grimes cause talents always wins, except on the Presidential elections, of course

>>76965498
My life
Just it into pieces

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>>76965507
>have gun
>never fired it
what does that make my member?

>>76965512
I've had gfs before

>>76965480
absolute shit opinion

>>76965524
>taylor
>talent

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>>76965542
What a lucky nigger you are anon

>>76965555
Not as luck as you and your digits.

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muh best gats

>>76965542
srs question, do most hispanics in your area look like the pics you post? I know there are a wide range of phenotypes from mexicans to central americans to south americans...

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DOODEEEEEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>76965516
might do a country leaving

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gunss r scary omg

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>>76965575
The low caste poor ones can't afford to live here.
>tfw no EcuadoriANA gf

>>76965574
welcome to the gun club windbag
do not make fun of me

>>76965582
do you have a plan/funds? where to?

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Krauts are simply superior to yanks

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if I ever do go on vacation, I'm not sure what to do during it

i dont have a lot of money and dont really have desire to visit anyone

>>76965514
what is this thing

How tall are you Bucks

Friendly reminder that Hinduism is the closes thing to the original ethnic religion of the Indo-Europeans and places light skinned people above dark skinned ones because it was used by the Indo-European invaders to place themselves above the dark skinned natives of India.

>>76965623
6'0

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>>76965623
6'1''
8''

these are my only redeming qualities

>>76965601
yeah, now that I think about it a lot of hispanic women I know are pretty qt. coastal middle eastern women, particularly turkey, are too.
>white
>jewish
>coastal mediterranean
>hispanic
women I like

>>76965623
1800 mm

I'm the best poster in /cum/

AMA

>>76965623
6'0.5"

Marine training doesn't look that bad

>>76965648
thats not a danish flag

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>>76965602
i have some money. no plans lol

>>76965619
the ideal gf

>>76965623
somewhere between 5'2" and 5'4"

>>76965657
if you're used to a bit of abuse and fit in appearance wise with most of the other marines you'll have an easier time I think, but some of the stuff I read sounds horrific. stuffing people into dryers and turning them on like wtf

Turks are not Turkic. Their closest genetic relatives are Armenians.

>>76965633
>>76965638
>>76965674
thanks

>>76965674
Oh

>>76965678
This. Turkics are actually beautiful

hm in rainbows and a kid are quite weird

>>76965674
>stuffing. People into dryers and turning them on
Wait WHAT, where'd you read this?

>>76965678
how tall are you and how much do you weigh?

>>76965685
yeah it sucks with the ladies but in a way I'm really starting to embrace it. just have to look to other short men for inspiring examples

>>76965697
Everyone here is at least 2 inches taller than me

people are too damn tall these days.

6'0 is nothing to sneer about

>>76965692
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/06/magazine/how-the-death-of-a-muslim-recruit-revealed-a-culture-of-brutality-in-the-marines.html
other things include having them drink water until they puke and having them do pushups in it or having recruits beat each other until severe injury

I'm no expert but I think it's because marines have a very specific mindset. a killer, dehumanized mindset (no hate of course, just what I'm taking away from this). this idea isn't new, full metal jacket was commentating on this exact thing back in the day

6'0 isn't that tall if you're a man

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>>76965708
And two inches longer

>>76965717
pic rel: itsa you Mario

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>>76965708
i feel like you would still be the man in the relationship if we dated

>>76965708
really? you are a very short man then
I thought basques would be tall. embrace what u r tho

>>76965733
I meant in school. I should have phrased that better

>>76965737
I doubt it

>>76965694
I'm 12.1/2 feet tall and have a BMI of 23.1.

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>>76965733
wrong

>>76965749
5'8" or 5'9". I guess it's not as much of a problem for me as it is for you, all things considered

>>76965772
oh shoot, woops I misread and thought you were saying you were 5'0".

My chad friend is 5'7" and I'm 6'2"
height doesn't matter when youre an autist like me.

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girls r so cute omg........

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV0ugZumyJU

>>76965765
tell the truth :(

>>76965785
I phrased it poorly, my bad

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>>76965800
That is the truth. You just have to do some math to find it.

Has anyone on /cum/ ever been in the Military?

*drinks directly from a pitcher*

>>76965826
I plan on joining

*eats peanut butter directly from the jar*
*doesn't even use a spoon, instead gets it out with my finger*

My shit
just fuck it up, man
Just fuck my shit up

>>76965840
Which branch?

>>76965855
The Navy

>>76965855
Chair Force or Army

What's the most complex dish you can cook?

*leaves an inadequate amount of milk in the carton*

>>76965867
cooking is not complex

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the pm

>>76965190
God bless this edition

fuck I feel like trash

>>76965867
jello

*sees that the coffee pot has less than a fourth of a cup but doesn't refill it because it isn't empty*

>>76965888
Why?

>>76965867
Beignets

*loses the milk carton cap*

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ill go to bed to listen to asmr bye

>>76965896
been drinking since noon

Which are the best USA cities, for someone who only wants to live in places that are warm all year ?

*doesn't use the twist tie and lets the bread get stale*

why are /brit/ editions so much more funnier, clever and interesting than /cum/'s?

>>76965918
Is this a meme?

>>76965918
NOBODY REPLY TO THIS

>>76965917
I'm sorry you feel bad

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i want to kiss a girl.

wat do?

>>76965922
We have a lot of bland posters who think they're funny.

Misa is ugly and cats are stupid.

*doesn't zip the bag of shredded cheese up, letting it dry out*

>>76965920
srs question: how do you afford living in san fran? you are the most grotesquely priced city in the nation

>>76965937
Kiss your mom

>>76965937
Kiss me instead

>>76965944
I leach off my parents.

>>76965867
mexican rice

>>76965935
I appreciate this

>>76965952
leech*
>>76965937
jus b urself

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I'm tired

But I don't want to sleep

Thinking given the circumstances I should just do an all nighter

>>76965973
Also most of my friends can't even afford to live here so I only see them during the semester since they all go home during winter and summer break.

going feral

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Fucking 4chan doesn't allow audio

Should I ask out the girl that works at my favorite coffeeshop? If it doesn't workout I still want to go there

Is foreskin restoration a meme?

>>76966011
don't

>>76965922
>jewfu edition
>jewfu edition
>jewfu edition
>jewfu edition

So original

>>76966011
yes

welp off to bed

gn everyone

wow, now that military training regimens have caught my attention, it's fascinating how different marines training is. virtually no contact with the outside world and far more hazing

>>76965952
so they're pretty rich? will they give you their house? I heard that's very common out there. sorry your city got frigged by rich folk who are blocking a lot of construction that would relieve pressure on the rental market

>>76966015
Foreskin is a meme

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>>76965948
sry im a sucker for vagina
>>76965973
i will, ill kiss a girl this year.

>>76966015
You'll never get the sensation back

>>76966003
/wsg/ does but my webm is too big for that board.
https://a.pomf.cat/arqaek.webm
>>76966011
Do it.

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>Going to a coffeeshop
>Talking to girls at a coffeeshop
>Talking to girls at a coffeeshop about anything other than ideologies, politics, religion, or anything of that nature

>Drinking coffee from a coffeeshop

>>76966029
good luck

>leaving the house

>>76966033
I wanted to share misa's cute voice

>>76966029
You can kiss me without committing to fucking me

>>76966026
Bullshit, my ex still had his and it was definitely better than not having it

>>76966035
I get coffee beans from there mostly because they roast it there

I'm stuck between 3 right roads and I have to make a left
Fuck my life seriously

>>76966032
I know, but I want to stop further drying and maybe make it better for future waifu.

also poles are wends and this is a fact

>>76966029
downgraded from getting laid to getting a kiss?

>>76966061
It's a meme then

>>76966053
queer

>Implying I give a shit what a homo thinks

Coffeeshops are comfy and have lots of qts
>>76966063
I am Polish.
>>76966022
I hope I'll have my own place and won't need my parent's

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>>76966070
nope

im just thinking about my first kiss

>>76966086
Let me be your first kiss Ryan

>>76966070
not a downgrade

i've never had starbucks coffee

any coffee I get is usually from small business donut shops or 711

Well guess I might as well start smoking weed again

Taxation is theft.
Also fuck roads.

>>76966080
I have no real coffee shops near me
it's awful

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Why are you all offering to kiss Ryan? What if he's ugly?

>>76966117
Because

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>>76966091
conway im straight. have any female friends?

>>76966117
I've always to smooch a Canadian.

>>76966117
Conway's cocklust is too strong to care about if Ryan is ugly or not.

Any fellow klansmen here? Wish I made it up to virginia to wreck snowflakes

>>76966132
It doesn't matter

And the only female I associate with is my sister

>>76966139
kys trumpflake

Think my next phone is going to be an iPhone.

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>>76966139

>>76966147

kys leftard

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>>76966139
Had my first kiss in 2nd grade

Had my first kiss when I was 15

>>76966153
the klan is for white trash

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ill meet a nice girl this year, youll see

>>76966169
downgraded from getting laid to just meeting a girl

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>>76966158
Didn't mean to reply

>>76966166
Lmao fag

>>76966169
shut the hell up

>>76966169
Or you can meet me and I'll make your wildest dreams come true

Talked to a qt at a coffee shop today.
Shall be doing so again tomorrow.

>>76966147
Cuck

I'm going to bed early today. Say hi to footkraut for me when he comes online.

*sharts*

>>76966158
First kisses don't count if you were under the age of 12 desu. I kissed a girl when I was like 9 but don't count it.
>>76966193
Can't say hi to him if we all have him filtered.

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>>76966192
nice one, my fellow alt-right knight

>>76966174
see >>76966177

>>76966183
w-what? how?

>>76966196
go kys stupid burger

>>76966207
idk what your dreams are yet

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>>76966201
Nani!! Why doesn't it count? Not that it matters I also got a kiss from a girl in 6th grade

>>76966204
These people are reditors not actual kekistanis

>>76966208
eat glass nigger

>>76966212
It just doesn't desu. But first kisses aren't worth anything if you're a virgin.

I got a kiss yesterday LOL

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>decriminalizes meth, cocaine, and heroin
>provides free abortions
Oregon is the greatest state in the union.

>>76966224
Shut the fuck up worthless idiot

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FUCK MY SHIT UP LADS
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

>>76966166
Me too. Was playing around with/tickling my then gf and she was wide open so I kissed her. What a time to be alive that was

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>>76966226
FUVKK YOU

STOP TEASING ME WITH GAY KISSES

My dad refuses to accept the fact that we are in fact Polish and not Germans.
Fucking G*rmans I swear.

>>76966259
Slavs aren't people

both polish and ger""""mans"""" are terrible

>>76966257
you could have a kiss too

>>76966268
Poles are not Slavs. We are Wends.

>>76966269
Poles are good

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>He isn't Northumbrian

>>76966230
who are the CHIs in your image?

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You're North African, not Northumbrian.

>>76966287
idk just some fatties

>>76966230
heard the mexicans there are the worst

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>>76966271
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76966296
>their clothes
are they stuck in a 2002 time warp?

>If you truly knew the gravity, you'd know which way to go
Really makes you think

>bf has never had anything up his bum
Gonna change that soon haha

Think I gave myself a concussion boyos. Was skitching with my friends earlier and I guess I lost control of my board and faceplanted somehow. I don't remember it happening and my head is hurting now

>>76966316
>are they stuck in a 2002 time warp?
I thought all CHIs look like that...

>>76966322
play safe

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>>76966322

Still haven't kissed anyone and I'm 25.

MY LIFE
PIECES
RIGHT NOW

>>76966335
Kissing goes well with cuddling

>>76966328
maybe in Oregon
no wonder they get a shit rep

>>76966327
Then go to the doctor senpai. Also
>skateboarding in 2017

>>76966329
I will

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I need a clingy CHI gf.

is /int/ reddit?

>>76966359
Got back into it with a few friends. Its just incredibly nostalgic and refreshing. Also who csres if its not "with the times"
roller blading isnt either and I still do that

Your mother's cunt is reddit lmao.

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San Branflakes

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Free kisses?

He makes my dick hard

>>76966403
Not for you

>>76966377
Roller blading makes you look like a retard lmao

>>76966425
New